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@RMerlinDev How do I troubleshoot my RT-68U 5GHZ crashing when multiple https://t.co/LnkiV3TNEq calls are sharing video? Logs look clear Monday, September 19, 2016 3:18:25 PMTwitter Web Client
New director who just started and sits at my former desk in the NYC office found my mostly empty bottle of Tito's in a draw I left behind... Monday, September 19, 2016 12:46:16 PMTwitter Web Client
My actual reply in our ticketing system because I keep it real, obvi https://t.co/DFQ9bGWYaU Friday, September 16, 2016 9:47:30 AMTwitter Web Client
Dear @Windows. Would be nice if your fuckin OS didn't hang trying to reboot every time and I didn't have to pull my battery Friday, September 16, 2016 9:15:34 AMTwitter Web Client
Boston just cuncelled the Yankees. Cuncel da saeson. It's over. Can't blow a 5-1 lead in the 9th when you're two out of the second wild card Thursday, September 15, 2016 11:03:21 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin Microsoft outages all day. First Azure, now OneDrive Thursday, September 15, 2016 4:06:05 PMTwitter Web Client
@RMerlinDev Which ASUS router would you recommend most if I wanted one today?
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, September 14, 2016 4:02:37 PMTwitter Web Client
@TWC_Ohio $65 for 50/5 MBPS in Columbus? That's expensive bullshit. Where's Maax? Charter buying you guys is going to mess that up, right? Wednesday, September 14, 2016 3:41:40 PMTwitter Web Client
https://t.co/PakVOhYxcR https://t.co/XwgA473FGm Wednesday, September 14, 2016 11:30:01 AMTwitter Web Client
Microsoft engineers trying to give us a tech demo and have been struggling to configure the video conference for the past 15 minutes. Wednesday, September 14, 2016 11:15:08 AMTwitter Web Client
IT Guy / biggest Yankee fan ever's reply: https://t.co/6gIDJdw6Hr Tuesday, September 13, 2016 6:00:13 PMTwitter Web Client
How am I supposed to get from lower Manhattan to Yankee Stadium with a broken seal? Tuesday, September 13, 2016 5:59:09 PMTwitter Web Client
Leave it up to Brooklyn Jewish hipsters to make gefilte fish cool again: https://t.co/JssLsNyeRP Tuesday, September 13, 2016 5:48:39 PMTwitter Web Client
Really pumped for Yankee Stadium sausage and peppers, you guys Tuesday, September 13, 2016 5:43:08 PMTwitter Web Client
Cuncel my last tweet (was deleted). Was an outright lie. Tuesday, September 13, 2016 5:38:33 PMTwitter Web Client
@RMerlinDev I just gave my RT-68U to my parents. If I upgraded to the 87U, do you foresee that being supported for a while?
In reply to @RMerlinDev's tweet
Tuesday, September 13, 2016 3:38:47 PMTwitter Web Client
Legit just threw a link in an email to my arch and management team to Lil Dicky's Save Dat Money YouTube video... I'm outside my mind... Monday, September 12, 2016 9:35:28 AMTwitter Web Client
Aero shake is the stupidest fuckin Windows feature of all time: https://t.co/O10A6VBY3W Thursday, September 08, 2016 12:05:22 PMTwitter Web Client
sudo rm -rf /your/mom Wednesday, September 07, 2016 3:00:08 PMTwitter Web Client
NOTHING IS FUCKING WORKING TODAY Tuesday, September 06, 2016 8:45:43 PMTwitter Web Client
Azure is a piece of shit Tuesday, September 06, 2016 11:00:02 AMTwitter Web Client
Ahhh motherfucker. Just went on call for work. Guess I'll be up all week with our stability recently. Thursday, September 01, 2016 12:08:28 AMTwitter Web Client
Why does everyone fuckin suck at what they do? I literally know nothing about GPOs and just figured out shit the go to guy couldn't. Chreest Thursday, September 01, 2016 12:05:42 AMTwitter Web Client
@BankofAmerica nvm, it was just slow af to send. All good
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, August 31, 2016 8:53:48 PMTwitter Web Client
@BankofAmerica Your SafePass codes are broken and not being texted to me Wednesday, August 31, 2016 8:51:01 PMTwitter Web Client
YOU MUST DO THIS @__JLu https://t.co/Nfn0czWG9p Wednesday, August 31, 2016 4:44:59 PMTwitter Web Client
Got this on Slack: "I creeped on this lady next to me on the train today and she was texting someone named 'Big Daddy Long Dick'" Wednesday, August 31, 2016 12:06:10 PMTwitter Web Client
WordPress 4.6 is slow as fuck on my VPS and I get a server error every time I post an article now... But it posts. Wednesday, August 24, 2016 1:55:40 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm an absolute savage with technology. Just used Let's encrypt + nginx reverse proxy to make my router's control panel available over SSL Monday, August 22, 2016 10:06:46 PMTwitter Web Client
I don't even know how I know half of the shit I know, but I get it all figured out Monday, August 22, 2016 1:54:39 PMTwitter Web Client
I neeeeeeeeeeed to know why this star is dimming https://t.co/F4KvagZmgy Monday, August 22, 2016 12:19:22 PMTwitter Web Client
@f2003629 @XtinaSchelin Running Internet Explorer elevated as SYSTEM is the concern
In reply to @f2003629's tweet
Monday, August 22, 2016 11:55:29 AMTwitter Web Client
Why can't I turn off SELinux on this cocksucking AZURE VM without it bricking? Monday, August 22, 2016 11:03:14 AMTwitter Web Client
Azure is being fucking cuntish today Monday, August 22, 2016 10:51:40 AMTwitter Web Client
LOLMICROSOFT. Y U suggest launching an elevated IE instance? #securityfail cc @XtinaSchelin https://t.co/d4nxKVXEEf https://t.co/1wIBFp6sQF Monday, August 22, 2016 2:03:21 AMTwitter Web Client
It's convoluted how Azure VMs are backed up or snapshotted. Holy Christ. Monday, August 22, 2016 2:00:27 AMTwitter Web Client
Just pouring myself some Tito's. CEO was directly behind me. NBD Friday, August 19, 2016 5:15:40 PMTwitter Web Client
I apologize in advance for my tweets later tonight #sorrynotsorry Friday, August 19, 2016 3:20:52 PMTwitter Web Client
The IT guys are usually always mad at me Friday, August 19, 2016 3:02:50 PMTwitter Web Client
I've got this fuckin config file that inexplicably keeps getting overwritten with some mystery version. WUT DEE FUCK MON Wednesday, August 17, 2016 6:52:13 PMTwitter Web Client
Whoever is eating the M&Ms toppers from the YoCrunch yogurts in our work fridge is an asshole. Savage move. Go buy your own fuckin M&Ms Wednesday, August 17, 2016 1:50:29 PMTwitter Web Client
This guy's fuckin goat/cow worshiping music needs to stop coming out of his headphones while I sit next to him Tuesday, August 16, 2016 4:27:17 PMTwitter Web Client
'Merica https://t.co/LpQgaL4t1r Tuesday, August 16, 2016 12:26:01 PMTwitter Web Client
My desk has empty solo cups on it and is sticky. Wanted to grab a coffee. There's no milk in the fridge but there's Colt 45. Happy Monday Monday, August 15, 2016 9:51:31 AMTwitter Web Client
They allowed us to expense $75 of booze and McDonald's. Is this real life? Friday, August 12, 2016 6:46:49 PMTwitter Web Client
Did Twitter remove the quote tweet functionality? Bros don't even know how to monetize? Friday, August 12, 2016 6:44:06 PMTwitter Web Client
I want to watch the meteor shower but it's cloudy and thunderstorming. This always happens. Friday, August 12, 2016 12:16:34 AMTwitter Web Client
No wonder #thefuckingsubway is garbage. Infrastructure from like 1900: https://t.co/m7owX4lwla Tuesday, August 09, 2016 1:04:42 PMTwitter Web Client
Ladies and gentlemen, 9% of the US is responsible for everyone getting stuck with these two fuckups. Great system: https://t.co/WNaSLQfZHd Saturday, August 06, 2016 9:53:58 PMTwitter Web Client
clearXchange is a fucking mess. Send money by email or phone number... Welp, what if we have the same for multiple banks? Shit breaks. Saturday, August 06, 2016 5:58:08 PMTwitter Web Client
Celebrating one solid week of my Time Warner outage Thursday, August 04, 2016 10:26:14 AMTwitter Web Client
These stupid fucks told me that the work order was invalid. They just realized this now Tuesday, August 02, 2016 3:13:49 PMTwitter Web Client
Time Warner is giving me cancer Tuesday, August 02, 2016 3:12:26 PMTwitter Web Client
Is it just me, or is Facebook's news feed algorithm jacked right now? If you refresh it, random things come up Monday, August 01, 2016 9:17:55 PMTwitter Web Client
Still waiting for these fucking cunts to call me back and explain why I'm on day 5 with no internet. Absolutely heinous company Monday, August 01, 2016 4:53:07 PMTwitter Web Client
Still waiting for a foreman from Time Warner to call me. They said I'd get a call in 2 hours. Didn't get the call Monday, August 01, 2016 12:35:03 PMTwitter Web Client
DBA next to me is straight out of Putin-land and thinks I'm batshit crazy, which I am.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, July 28, 2016 11:24:59 AMTwitter Web Client
My PowerShell scripting is going phenomenally,so naturally I've been screaming YEAH JEETS out loud in the office all morning Thursday, July 28, 2016 11:24:07 AMTwitter Web Client
Was distracted through an entire meeting because I thought I left my phone in the shitter (it was on my desk) Monday, July 25, 2016 1:02:31 PMTwitter Web Client
@KFCBarstool Where's the original cuncel da saeson article? It got lost with the devnest disaster: https://t.co/SIC8mdIgqX Monday, July 18, 2016 1:34:53 PMTwitter Web Client
Production DB status https://t.co/yNzyTblHDu Monday, July 18, 2016 11:34:34 AMTwitter Web Client
Error handling, ya friggin joke faces Monday, July 18, 2016 10:45:35 AMTwitter Web Client
This place. Got a sql job failing and waking up a DBA every night b/c some asshole's name in the system is 'Michael♪' instead of 'Michael' Monday, July 18, 2016 10:45:11 AMTwitter Web Client
ARNIE P's AND TITOS FOR DAYS Friday, July 15, 2016 5:45:34 PMTwitter Web Client
I was just spittin some of Kayne's Monster. Coworker walked by and thought I was insulting him Friday, July 15, 2016 5:12:24 PMTwitter Web Client
When your SMS inbox is spammed by 2FA requests @sadoperator https://t.co/RzgIAMryf2 Friday, July 15, 2016 12:58:36 PMTwitter Web Client
https://t.co/cBX4veU1qh #thefuckingsubway Wednesday, July 13, 2016 3:16:10 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin @ConEdison. Used more electric last July than this July, and this year's bill is much higher. Another reason why I'm leaving NYC Wednesday, July 13, 2016 1:13:34 PMTwitter Web Client
"Forced to buy more storage they'll never use?" Idiotic. You can fill up 16GB in 2 seconds. I agree with Apple https://t.co/MwVgFL4Kph Sunday, July 10, 2016 2:52:53 PMTwitter Web Client
Someone tell our motherfuckin director of QA that when shit breaks in a new build and worked before, IT'S NOT MY CONFIGURATION ISSUE #cunts Tuesday, July 05, 2016 5:09:38 PMTwitter Web Client
UK is leaving the EU, so obviously everyone sell all your stocks because that makes sense Friday, June 24, 2016 9:46:40 AMTwitter Web Client
Burger King hangover breakfast on point. I didn't drink last night. But I am having a sympathy hangover breakfast to make up for Tuesday Thursday, June 23, 2016 10:09:04 AMTwitter Web Client
For real. Why can I not stay signed in but have the notifications stopped if I'm logged in on desktop. #GoogleFail Monday, June 20, 2016 12:09:04 PMTwitter Web Client
I FUCKING HATE how Google Hangouts pushes messages w/ sound and vibration to my phone when I have it open in the fuckin desktop client. Monday, June 20, 2016 12:08:09 PMTwitter Web Client
Our codebase has a nullable bool for "PrefersFemale" Thursday, June 16, 2016 10:36:55 AMTwitter Web Client
Yo @Microsoft go fuck yourself with Error: 0x800f081f that's impossible to fix without a clean format. Rather than buying LinkedIn, fix it Monday, June 13, 2016 9:48:21 PMTwitter Web Client
Dev tried to convert Drupal content to static html and noticed it created 5500 numbered copies of the same js file on the filesystem. DAFUQ Tuesday, June 07, 2016 5:58:23 PMTwitter Web Client
Everything is fake: https://t.co/DNXtsLk6SJ Thursday, June 02, 2016 9:54:58 AMTwitter Web Client
@scoopandslam Thanks! Hope all's well!
In reply to @scoopandslam's tweet
Wednesday, June 01, 2016 4:46:36 PMTwitter Web Client
I survived the weekend Tuesday, May 31, 2016 11:09:38 AMTwitter Web Client
Wayyy to drunk to be responsible for a multi-million dollar SaaS platform right now. But 1) I am and 2) sober people ain't got shit on me Friday, May 27, 2016 5:05:59 PMTwitter Web Client
HR bartender might be judging me for hanging out behind the work bar and making my own drinks #hateuscausetheyaintus Friday, May 27, 2016 4:15:55 PMTwitter Web Client
I probably shouldn't operate heavy machinery from this point forward. Friday, May 27, 2016 4:06:42 PMTwitter Web Client
Ready Player One is a tight book, but imagine how much better it would be if it was a 90s instead of 80s obsession..., Friday, May 27, 2016 3:27:44 PMTwitter Web Client
Pluto's tight, son https://t.co/8obW8qnFAP Friday, May 27, 2016 2:44:06 PMTwitter Web Client
Is the office bar open yet? Friday, May 27, 2016 2:41:59 PMTwitter Web Client
NYC stresses me the fuck out. Wasn't even back 30 mins and the NYPD pissed me off. Protip: don't slam shit around inside a precinct. Monday, May 23, 2016 12:57:16 PMTwitter Web Client
Story of my life is Drupal follows me everywhere. Super stoked for this Drupal to Azure migration project, you guys cc:@__JLu Tuesday, May 17, 2016 3:35:14 PMTwitter Web Client
See this is why I only get stock Android devices. Look at this noise: https://t.co/g4QmjJfk4s Tuesday, May 17, 2016 3:15:14 PMTwitter Web Client
Which dumb UX/UI hipster over at @SlackHQ thought it was a good idea to waste screen real estate on a sidebar when I only have one team? Thursday, May 12, 2016 9:14:01 AMTwitter Web Client
Jesus Christ Microsoft. Explain how Skype just crashes out of the blue, and then my entire headset and bluetooth gets all fucked up Tuesday, May 10, 2016 2:56:24 PMTwitter Web Client
These dumb fuckin hicks won't repeal their asinine law even if it means losing 4.8 billion? Inbred morons. https://t.co/mkDunT8MuZ Sunday, May 08, 2016 2:43:00 AMTwitter Web Client
It is May 6th. The Yankees are one of three MLB teams who don't have at least 10 wins yet. Friday, May 06, 2016 6:20:07 PMTwitter Web Client
Marketing just sent out a weekly update email to the whole company. There's a pic of me flipping the bird and double fisting drinks. Friday, May 06, 2016 5:57:29 PMTwitter Web Client
Oh for fuck's sake. Just found out that one of our apps has a different version of redis on the master than the slave. Friday, May 06, 2016 11:49:20 AMTwitter Web Client
The 8-15 Yankees and 15-8 Mets is not how this is supposed to go... Monday, May 02, 2016 11:30:28 AMTwitter Web Client
git commit -am "Why would you ever save an nginx config with Windows line endings?" Wednesday, April 27, 2016 1:40:07 PMTwitter Web Client
nginx nginy nginz Wednesday, April 27, 2016 11:14:20 AMTwitter Web Client
One of the DBAs was just talking to me for 10 minutes and making analogies about ships and engine rooms and I have no clue wtf he was saying Wednesday, April 27, 2016 8:33:25 AMTwitter Web Client
What kind of stupid fuckin system doesn't show you a summary of your appointment time on the thank you screen after you schedule something? Tuesday, April 26, 2016 1:08:08 AMTwitter Web Client