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Trump's gonna tweet about how there's no global warming. Ya know, because it gets abnormally cold for a couple days but then it's 50 all winter. https://t.co/kTehB0td0o Monday, November 11, 2019 4:13:57 PMTwitter Web Client
LORD ALMIGHTY @MikeDeWine is a silly man who hates the environment. In bed with @firstenergycorp

https://t.co/mk1mOXY3OL 		Wednesday, September 04, 2019 12:32:46 PMTwitter Web Client
Getting all my window trim replaced on my house because M/I Homes thought it was a good idea to use fuckin corregated cardboard so it could soak in water over 10 years and rot my plywood. Cheap assholes. Use PVC Tuesday, July 09, 2019 10:43:59 AMTwitter Web Client
I hope it's revealed that this braindead fuck didn't pay a dime of state taxes and causes public outrage. https://t.co/ykp3bN7ULR

But even if it is, I'm sure his followers will still not see anything wrong 		Monday, July 08, 2019 4:14:32 PMTwitter Web Client
Everyone's a moron Monday, June 24, 2019 6:27:14 PMTwitter Web Client
Whoever over at Google works on Chrome's password manager are a bunch of goddamn incompetent assholes. How can you not determine the difference between two subdomains? I locked my accounts out like 95 times because of this shit Monday, June 24, 2019 4:01:26 PMTwitter Web Client
@Android @roselaprairie When I buy the Pixel 4, I expect for this to not cause performance degredation
In reply to @Android's tweet
Tuesday, May 28, 2019 6:04:08 PMTwitter Web Client
Jesus https://t.co/JLn5kEJ9pO Tuesday, May 14, 2019 3:09:27 PMTwitter Web Client
My wordpress theme I'm using can go eat a dick. "Update" with no release notes or any explanation and it turns into utter garbage / I lose all customizations. For serious? Tuesday, May 07, 2019 2:52:37 AMTwitter Web Client
I hate all these motherfuckers at work Thursday, May 02, 2019 11:32:53 AMTwitter Web Client
Wifey is binge watching Russian Doll and now I have this fucking song stuck in my head. It's so annoying

https://t.co/CADoPIbT1i 		Thursday, May 02, 2019 10:31:57 AMTwitter Web Client
Last fucking time I buy SHIT off an Instagram ad. Never seen more garbage dumpster companies selling such low quality shit and no regard for customer service. Fucking Facebook. They ruin everything. Instagram used to be decent Wednesday, May 01, 2019 5:05:35 PMTwitter Web Client
IT'S GONNA BE MAY Wednesday, May 01, 2019 1:08:05 AMTwitter Web Client
Wow, this fuckin guy really let himself go. Aged like shit in just 5 years. Guess this is what happens when you're a terrorist asshole living in a cave in some shithole https://t.co/FxqzCkxpWu Monday, April 29, 2019 5:56:08 PMTwitter Web Client
Also what I do at 2am on Sunday morning: Fixed the meta viewport issue so https://t.co/5oYiOpMTZe's graphic is not microscopic on mobile devices Sunday, April 28, 2019 2:10:21 AMTwitter Web Client
Ansible is driving me fucking bananas right now Sunday, April 28, 2019 2:03:08 AMTwitter Web Client
Cue the old dad here, but I just don't understand how kids these days are obsessed with Billie Eilish. She's not that good. And has Dave Grohl lost his fucking mind comparing her to Nirvana? Maybe the movement she created, but the music stinks. Music today STINKS. Tuesday, April 09, 2019 8:59:58 AMTwitter Web Client
Jesus Christ on the cross. Powershell is fucking convoluted sometimes: https://t.co/bV99olykPa Friday, April 05, 2019 3:00:15 AMTwitter Web Client
I can't even anymore... The amount of dumb idiots working in tech is mind bending. I just had an offshore contractor ask for access to a system and she included said valid username/password in her request.

So WTF are you asking for... You answered your own question 		Wednesday, April 03, 2019 12:38:51 PMTwitter Web Client
I have no idea how my work email address gets signed up for every possible tech product marketing email list under the sun, but if you have to start an email with "sorry for the unsolicited email"

1) Go fuck yourself
2) DELETED https://t.co/Xnn2SMAzhe 		Wednesday, April 03, 2019 10:22:43 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin jackass https://t.co/oLCbXrUlq7 Sunday, March 10, 2019 12:51:54 AMTwitter Web Client
@VZWSupport When is RCS coming to more phones? Why is this exclusive to the Pixel 3? Pixel 2 is just as capable to support RCS

Chat features in the Messages app | Verizon Wireless - https://t.co/bYn4VzHf90 		Thursday, February 28, 2019 1:00:04 PMTwitter Web Client
WTF is actually wrong with this moron's eyes? https://t.co/EMrq1JD73f Friday, February 22, 2019 2:39:51 AMTwitter Web Client
TurboTax, are you SERIOUS? Donate $3 to the Presidential Campaign fund? Fuck outta hea. Motherfuckers already have pacs. I'm not paying the shit ass government any extra money.

1) The president is an asshole
2) I owe $4000 in taxes b/c my withholdings got fucked up

#eatadick https://t.co/0rXKFyhaEU 		Thursday, February 21, 2019 12:32:15 AMTwitter Web Client
Moron. Republicans are supposed to lower taxes: https://t.co/AhR0baslRv

If the dumb residents in this state voted to decriminalize drugs, they could release people from the overcrowded, overly-minority filled prisons and divert the savings to the roads 		Wednesday, February 20, 2019 12:16:31 PMTwitter Web Client
I mean, rather than building a useless fucking wall that will be tunneled under, how about you take top engineers and make it do something useful. Ya know, create green energy and green energy jobs... https://t.co/EFz0JeaIZP Friday, February 15, 2019 12:21:23 AMTwitter Web Client
So let me get this straight... took a $5,500 portfolio devaluation due to a shitty 2018 stock market, but because I didn't sell any of it and made $1,000 in dividends and capital gains, I owe the ASSHOLE government $300 extra in income tax... Thursday, February 14, 2019 1:39:45 AMTwitter Web Client
Beautiful, clean coal for these dumb inbreds who voted for the asshole who is responsible for deregulating this shit: https://t.co/dYX0TaST1v Wednesday, February 13, 2019 12:31:26 PMTwitter Web Client
What's a nice way to tell this guy he's a moron on Monday?
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, February 09, 2019 2:27:13 AMTwitter Web Client
I have a junior DevOps engineer under me who is too goddamn feeble to understand my superior scripts and is making me rewrite everything I did using a more halfassed method because he can't understand my code.

#fuckouttahea 		Saturday, February 09, 2019 1:58:14 AMTwitter Web Client
@AjitPaiFCC @LABroadcasters @Saints @Chiefs How are those Net Neutrality court cases going?
In reply to @AjitPaiFCC's tweet
Tuesday, February 05, 2019 12:56:13 AMTwitter Web Client
@tomwcleary Serial killer status. can tell just by looking at him
In reply to @tomwcleary's tweet
Tuesday, February 05, 2019 12:52:45 AMTwitter Web Client
Seriously... Fuck @Oracle and Java for their licensing BULLSHIT. Switch to .NET Core instead

https://t.co/L9PCsqCyZs 		Tuesday, February 05, 2019 12:07:26 AMTwitter Web Client
This country can suck a fucking dick Friday, January 25, 2019 1:20:08 AMTwitter Web Client
Just listened to a 7 minute rant from high school of pops scratching his new glasses on the first day

1) I haven't laughed that hard in years
2) This is where I get it from :/ 		Sunday, January 06, 2019 3:01:07 AMTwitter Web Client
My company takes so goddamn long to approve my travel that the flights go up $200 by the time I'm able to book it

Fucking morons. Their inefficiency costs them 		Sunday, January 06, 2019 2:22:38 AMTwitter Web Client
"Just as new life will come from death, love will come at leisure.
Love of love, love of life and giving without measure
Gives in return a wondrous yearn of a promise almost seen.
Live hand-in-hand and together we'll stand on the threshold of a dream"

-The Dream 		Thursday, January 03, 2019 1:40:56 AMTwitter Web Client
@Dlink IFTTT and Google Home cannot control my smart plug right now. Only the official app can. Is something down? Monday, December 31, 2018 6:10:36 PMTwitter Web Client
EPA: "How dare they appoint this Nancy Pelosi liberal to give us shit for how we're hurting everyone by allowing more pollution!"

https://t.co/WR9xqfujQ6 		Monday, December 31, 2018 3:22:09 AMTwitter Web Client
What's a Post Malone? Sunday, December 30, 2018 3:29:05 AMTwitter Web Client
@ky9 Have you considered referring him to https://t.co/JSsw28MRhE?
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Friday, December 28, 2018 1:49:12 AMTwitter Web Client
The next question would be... Why do I have AIM logs from 14 years ago... And why am I looking at them now? And why am I old af?
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, December 24, 2018 1:44:00 AMTwitter Web Client
Somehow, I stumbled onto AIM logs from 2004 and I had chats of decoy screennames talking to random shady people about hosting "warez" on their computers via DSL modem

goodness gracious. 		Monday, December 24, 2018 1:42:55 AMTwitter Web Client
Ehhh what does ICE know? According to them, all white people are the same, anyways

https://t.co/KF1o4KLi26 		Wednesday, December 19, 2018 3:52:06 AMTwitter Web Client
Beautiful, Clean, Coal @realDonaldTrump

https://t.co/2vVELsXP9w 		Wednesday, December 19, 2018 1:35:39 AMTwitter Web Client
@EPA @USACEHQ You IDIOTS. So polluting non-major waterways will be okay? And you don't expect that pollution to flow into bigger waterways? GO BACK TO THIRD GRADE: https://t.co/WVHw8F5jA1
In reply to @EPA's tweet
Friday, December 14, 2018 2:22:56 PMTwitter Web Client
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Good. Fuck coal
https://t.co/AENqTrWOlc #greenenergy #feedly 		Wednesday, December 12, 2018 2:26:07 PMTwitter Web Client
@realDonaldTrump LOL what a waste of money you dumbass. They'll just build tunnels instead
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Wednesday, December 12, 2018 1:59:44 PMTwitter Web Client
@marygayscanlon Hi. Hope you're enjoying your $45,100 in kickbacks from ISPs. Please sign the CRA to restore Net Neutrality. Net Neutrality helps the common people. Don't side with Trump and the Republicans on this issue because you got paid off. Thanks Wednesday, December 12, 2018 12:52:18 PMTwitter Web Client
@RepVisclosky Hi. Hope you're enjoying your $120,200 in kickbacks from ISPs. Please sign the CRA to restore Net Neutrality. Net Neutrality helps the common people. Don't side with Trump and the Republicans on this issue because you got paid off. Thanks Wednesday, December 12, 2018 12:51:53 PMTwitter Web Client
@RepFilemonVela Hi. Hope you're enjoying your $64,735 in kickbacks from ISPs. Please sign the CRA to restore Net Neutrality. Net Neutrality helps the common people. Don't side with Trump and the Republicans on this issue because you got paid off. Thanks Wednesday, December 12, 2018 12:51:35 PMTwitter Web Client
@Twitter Will you cut this out and restore my full account functionality? It's not automated. I'm trying to tell these dumb representatives to restore Net Neutrality. I've already solved a captcha https://t.co/Ndh1MAcVMX Wednesday, December 12, 2018 11:07:37 AMTwitter Web Client
@RepSinema Hi. Hope you're enjoying your $134,000 in kickbacks from ISPs. Please sign the CRA to restore Net Neutrality. Net Neutrality helps the common people. Don't side with Trump and the Republicans on this issue because you got paid off. Thanks Wednesday, December 12, 2018 11:04:12 AMTwitter Web Client
@repdavidscott Hi. Hope you're enjoying your $148,250 in kickbacks from ISPs. Please sign the CRA to restore Net Neutrality. Net Neutrality helps the common people. Don't side with Trump and the Republicans on this issue because you got paid off. Thanks Wednesday, December 12, 2018 11:03:30 AMTwitter Web Client
@RepSchneider Hi. Hope you're enjoying your $66,151 in kickbacks from ISPs. Please sign the CRA to restore Net Neutrality. Net Neutrality helps the common people. Don't side with Trump and the Republicans on this issue because you got paid off. Thanks Wednesday, December 12, 2018 11:03:12 AMTwitter Web Client
@RepOHalleran Hi. Hope you're enjoying your $21,750 in kickbacks from ISPs. Please sign the CRA to restore Net Neutrality. Net Neutrality helps the common people. Don't side with Trump and the Republicans on this issue because you got paid off. Thanks Wednesday, December 12, 2018 11:02:55 AMTwitter Web Client
@RepGeneGreen Hi. Hope you're enjoying your $79,500 in kickbacks from ISPs. Please sign the CRA to restore Net Neutrality. Net Neutrality helps the common people. Don't side with Trump and the Republicans on this issue because you got paid off. Thanks Wednesday, December 12, 2018 11:02:39 AMTwitter Web Client
@RepGonzalez Hi. Hope you're enjoying your $17,500 in kickbacks from ISPs. Please sign the CRA to restore Net Neutrality. Net Neutrality helps the common people. Don't side with Trump and the Republicans on this issue because you got paid off. Thanks Wednesday, December 12, 2018 11:01:45 AMTwitter Web Client
@RepDwightEvans Hi. Hope you're enjoying your $36,000 in kickbacks from ISPs. Please sign the CRA to restore Net Neutrality. Net Neutrality helps the common people. Don't side with Trump and the Republicans on this issue because you got paid off. Thanks Wednesday, December 12, 2018 11:01:27 AMTwitter Web Client
@RepCuellar Hi. Hope you're enjoying your $166,000 in kickbacks from ISPs. Please sign the CRA to restore Net Neutrality. Net Neutrality helps the common people. Don't side with Trump and the Republicans on this issue because you got paid off. Thanks Wednesday, December 12, 2018 11:01:06 AMTwitter Web Client
@RepJimCosta Hi. Hope you're enjoying your $155,990 in kickbacks from ISPs. Please sign the CRA to restore Net Neutrality. Net Neutrality helps the common people. Don't side with Trump and the Republicans on this issue because you got paid off. Thanks Wednesday, December 12, 2018 11:00:44 AMTwitter Web Client
@RepCartwright Hi. Hope you're enjoying your $57,000 in kickbacks from ISPs. Please sign the CRA to restore Net Neutrality. Net Neutrality helps the common people. Don't side with Trump and the Republicans on this issue because you got paid off. Thanks Wednesday, December 12, 2018 11:00:24 AMTwitter Web Client
@GKButterfield Hi. Hope you're enjoying your $408,000 in kickbacks from ISPs. Please sign the CRA to restore Net Neutrality. Net Neutrality helps the common people. Don't side with Trump and the Republicans on this issue because you got paid off. Thanks Wednesday, December 12, 2018 11:00:05 AMTwitter Web Client
@RepBrady Hi. Hope you're enjoying your $276,550 in kickbacks from ISPs. Please sign the CRA to restore Net Neutrality. Net Neutrality helps the common people. Don't side with Trump and the Republicans on this issue because you got paid off. Thanks Wednesday, December 12, 2018 10:59:49 AMTwitter Web Client
@RepBrendanBoyle Hi. Hope you're enjoying your $52,700 in kickbacks from ISPs. Please sign the CRA to restore Net Neutrality. Net Neutrality helps the common people. Don't side with Trump and the Republicans on this issue because you got paid off. Thanks Wednesday, December 12, 2018 10:59:04 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuckssake with the plastic in the ocean already... https://t.co/YZ6IcGJF6J Tuesday, November 20, 2018 2:35:28 PMTwitter Web Client
Please explain to me why Excel 2019 has references to Internet Explorer 3 and Netscape Navigator. It's 2018. Are we just recycling the same code from the office 95 days? Are you SERIOUS @msexcel https://t.co/wYsObPgjwR Friday, November 16, 2018 7:18:13 AMTwitter Web Client
MTA website still uses the <font> tag... This was deprecated in the HTML 4.01 specification, which was published in 1999...

Fuckssake 		Wednesday, November 14, 2018 1:11:13 AMTwitter Web Client
Amazon made a piss poor decision picking NYC as one location for its new headquarters. Where the actual hell are they going to fit 25,000 more people? The subways will not handle it. Good luck with that noise... Tuesday, November 13, 2018 6:05:27 PMTwitter Web Client
Bunch of dumb bastards voting no on Ohio Issue 1... Let the druggies be druggies, so long as they're not bothering anyone else.

Be like Portugal: https://t.co/S8CsSNvokL

The prisons are overcrowded. This would have saved so much money 		Wednesday, November 07, 2018 3:23:09 AMTwitter Web Client
Dudeeeeee... I just went back in time Sunday, November 04, 2018 1:05:46 AMTwitter Web Client
My Surfacebook takes 10 minutes to boot, no exaggeration.

Yes, I checked startup programs. Yes, I ran sfc and dsim... Yes, I have plenty of disk space and it's an SSD. No fix in sight.

#fuckssake
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, October 29, 2018 3:27:36 AMTwitter Web Client
Ken Rosenthal is a goddamn goofball Saturday, October 27, 2018 3:34:56 AMTwitter Web Client
Suck it Boston Saturday, October 27, 2018 3:32:01 AMTwitter Web Client
Jesus Fucking Christ, @Microsoft... I get a weird RDP error and clicking the help button opens a Bing search on how to use RDP, rather than providing useful info on the error? This is an insult to my intelligence. Do you think I'm a greenhorn? https://t.co/kv1Tye8XpE Saturday, October 27, 2018 1:38:33 AMTwitter Web Client
Will all you asshole Mac people stop checking in .DS_STORE bullshit files into git repositories and zip files? Use .gitignore kthx Friday, October 19, 2018 1:25:16 PMTwitter Web Client
@Ask_Spectrum There's literally nothing you can do. After multiple escalations, 70+MBPS is seen as acceptable service. I had a tech out and everything with the signal and modem are fine. I just have to accept the fact that you're capping out at 85MBPS probably to conserve bandwidth
In reply to @Ask_Spectrum's tweet
Wednesday, October 17, 2018 10:13:02 AMTwitter Web Client
Apparently, anything 70-100 MBPS is considered normal. Meanwhile, they offer 300MBPS service, so what the actual fuck. This goes to show me @Ask_Spectrum is specifically limiting the speed to 85 MBPS to save bandwidth.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, October 17, 2018 9:59:45 AMTwitter Web Client
Spectrum is SO full of shit with their 100MBPS default tier. After getting my signal checked and rewiring, the best they can deliver is 85MBPS and after many escalations, it's just accepted that it's the best they can do, even though a few weeks ago it was 115MBPS consistently Wednesday, October 17, 2018 9:57:30 AMTwitter Web Client
This is how we're creating scheduled tasks at work now... https://t.co/xB2h53wNTv Tuesday, October 16, 2018 3:01:55 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm looking through my Google Photos and they're laugh out loud funny. I'm dying rn... No wonder I wasn't getting laid back in college... Jeeeeeeezzzz Tuesday, October 16, 2018 4:21:00 AMTwitter Web Client
Not even shitting you, this was the final exam for one of my management classes... Pretty sure the professor came up with this on acid... https://t.co/t7nERHST46 Tuesday, October 16, 2018 4:04:33 AMTwitter Web Client
"Baboons resign after killing family of Blake Fischer" would be a much better and deserved headline

https://t.co/MyjhtrkR4F 		Tuesday, October 16, 2018 1:18:45 AMTwitter Web Client
How I treat cold sales emails. If you are a sales douche and start off "excuse the email but..."

DELETED AND BLOCKED. GTFO https://t.co/1qb5dUG2x0 		Tuesday, October 16, 2018 12:53:39 AMTwitter Web Client
@jiaaro At least there are no data caps. Although I find it laughable that they advertise 100mbps and even after fixing my signal issues, changing splitters and rewiring things at the tap, the best they can do is 85-90MBPS.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, October 15, 2018 11:05:32 AMTwitter Web Client
@jiaaro When I first moved to Columbus, the fastest speeds offered were 50/2 for $65/month. Then Spectrum bought TWC, and they defaulted to 100/10... There's a 300/20 plan with an outrageous price tag, although I have insider info they're launching gig speeds and defaulting to 200
In reply to @jiaaro's tweet
Monday, October 15, 2018 11:00:46 AMTwitter Web Client
"Grab 'em by the pussy." - Donald J. Trump, 45th president of the United States of America https://t.co/X8KK8w7rPi Thursday, October 11, 2018 1:35:45 AMTwitter Web Client
@Dave_Jets Suburb of Columbus OH. Good thing they rolled out Docsis 3.1, because before 2016, the fastest plan possible was 50/5. Default was 20/2 for $45/month. Absurdity.
In reply to @Dave_Jets's tweet
Tuesday, October 09, 2018 7:45:39 PMTwitter Web Client
Cuncel da Indians Monday, October 08, 2018 4:44:08 PMTwitter Web Client
Whose dick do I have to suck to find orange LED light bulbs... Fuckssake they're sold out everywhere Monday, October 08, 2018 11:48:39 AMTwitter Web Client
I was outside my mind last night... No headache. I'm 19 again son! Feel like a youth Friday, September 28, 2018 10:04:44 AMTwitter Web Client
The fact that I'm not hungover this morning makes no sense Friday, September 28, 2018 10:04:07 AMTwitter Web Client
Google Chrome is a piece of shit browser. It's fucking slow. It's a memory hog. Boy how it's gotten shitty in 10 years. it sucks at HighDPI support on windows. Both Firefox and Edge are faster.

@googlechrome FUCKING DO BETTER 		Wednesday, September 05, 2018 1:28:19 PMTwitter Web Client
The fact that Azure doesn't offer native CentOS 7 VMs is fucking baffling. It's 2018. I'm dealing with legacy 6.x shit. Wednesday, August 29, 2018 10:59:03 AMTwitter Web Client
Yo these Vorticon Elite can suck my absolute dick. This level is a pain in the balls. Not only do I have to navigate fire, there are three of these fuckers who jump and take 3 shots to kill. Plus Keen 1-3 controls are awful https://t.co/8rS5tIE72F Monday, August 27, 2018 12:27:06 PMTwitter Web Client
Why does the API return an exception when doing a get on the default APIM policy? Like what the fuck. But if I save an XML comment in the portal, then the GET returns properly. Fuckoutthea @Azure
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, August 07, 2018 12:17:12 AMTwitter Web Client
Microsoft's REST API to manage their Azure API Management service, is SO convoluted, even using Microsoft's powershell.

Fuckssake what a piece of shit. 		Tuesday, August 07, 2018 12:15:37 AMTwitter Web Client
@CD1025Morning Please play the new Doc Robinson single! I haven't heard it yet Friday, August 03, 2018 10:24:06 AMTwitter Web Client
Garbage UX on @dunkindonuts perks website. If I locked out my PW from guessing, then successfully reset it with the forgot PW link, you should unlock the account after a pw reset. https://t.co/CyHMrQXRdK Wednesday, August 01, 2018 2:12:02 AMTwitter Web Client