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The infosec community is freaking out about unencrypted RCS between Android and iOS... It's not a big deal. Nothing changed, because green bubble sms was also unencrypted. Just don't send anything sensitive over it duh - there are better platforms for secure messaging Tuesday, December 10, 2024 9:22:26 AMBlueSky
The only acceptable answer here is to not use the Pixel 6 series. Worst phone I've ever owned. So many problems and fragile. I ran out of insurance claims and ended up downgrading to the 5 before getting my 8 Pro

www.androidpolice.com/google-pixel...
Sunday, November 17, 2024 3:47:36 AMBlueSky
The fuck took them so long to do this

Android 15 QPR1 adds ‘Limit to 80%’ Pixel battery charging optimization https://t.co/rFAq3h886r
Sunday, September 15, 2024 2:15:44 PMTwitter for Android
@Citibank wtf is wrong with your android app? https://t.co/BvcZZr7QxD Monday, September 02, 2024 10:36:41 PMTwitter for Android
@madebygoogle Pixel 4 Android 13 TP1A.221005.002.B2
Pixel 6 Pro Android 13 TQ2A.230305.008.E1
Both have Google Home 2.67.1.8

Summary: Both Android devices cannot load the camera feed on Wifi (but can on Google VPN or 5G).

iPhone 12 w/ Google Home 2.67.106 works on wifi
In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet
Monday, May 01, 2023 12:10:35 AMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle No, it works in the Nest app (although I've been having intermittent delayed notifications and timeline events loading, but that seems to work now)

But has not worked in the Google Home app for over a week. And yes, I have the latest patched Android 13, Pixel 6 Pro & updated app
In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet
Sunday, April 30, 2023 11:03:25 PMTwitter Web App
@fitbit This is really bad UX. "Irregular rhythm notifications" makes it seem like it detected a problem. It is very alarming to see, only to tap into it to see "no notifications"

It should say if it detected anything or not right on the banner.

This is the Android app... https://t.co/st0wKsLSRE
Saturday, February 18, 2023 11:21:40 PMTwitter for Android
This is fucking appalling https://t.co/gef3KteBmX

Instructions on how to bypass security and install an untrustworthy apk on Android that probably collects data. App is a complete joke. It only loads a webview of the mobile site. They don't even hide the URL bar.
Friday, September 23, 2022 3:15:53 AMTwitter Web App
OMG. The Pixel 6 fingerprint reader isn't a piece of shit anymore after Android 13. It actually works really well and fast. Gj @madebygoogle Friday, August 19, 2022 7:52:25 PMTwitter for Android
Pixel 4 face unlock is completely broken in Android 13 Beta 1 Thursday, April 28, 2022 2:37:00 AMTwitter Web App
My series on "All Android apps are pieces of shit" continues:

@accuweather wtf is this bullshit. Make sure the ad displays but the weather doesn't? Why'd I buy this shit, I have the pro version https://t.co/zTtKyjzdqc
Saturday, April 16, 2022 3:55:30 AMTwitter for Android
Like ffs, I shouldn't have to clear app data on two different apps within 10 minutes because they just refuse to launch and fuck up to the point where they're bricked?

Why are devs so shitty at writing Android apps? Christ on the cross
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, April 14, 2022 11:49:42 PMTwitter for Android
Seriously wtf @madebygoogle @Android

Why are developers so shitty at writing Android apps? Does Java suck? Does Kotlin suck? Most Android apps are piles of buggy shit.

I don't prefer iOS, but f'in all those apps arent buggy

It's absolutely enraging.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, April 14, 2022 11:48:01 PMTwitter for Android
My Twitter app started crashing every time on launch. I had to clear app data to fix it. Now I can't figure out how to turn off light mode.

Will all you Android app developers write better shit?!?! Holy fuck. This is like the 6th app in a row that's been a complete shitpile
Thursday, April 14, 2022 11:45:34 PMTwitter for Android
God almighty I'm about to cancel the entire Yankees organization. Not only does Chapman stink, but their Android app is a laughable embarrassment. There is zero pleasure in following this organization. It just makes me rage Thursday, April 14, 2022 11:42:46 PMTwitter for Android
The @YESNetwork Android app is a pile of shit https://t.co/zUQl9JRwpu Friday, April 08, 2022 5:03:45 PMTwitter for Android
I mean... I feel like they're copying the 2019 Pixel 4 with face id. Two display cutouts is whack. And making USB-C exclusive to the pro is bonkers.

No one knows wtf they're doing. See? I don't just bitch about Android

https://t.co/mWRDWfxtFB
Sunday, March 20, 2022 11:56:47 PMTwitter for Android
I'm about to go off on an absolute rant session about why Android and the Google Pixel 6 Pro is pissing me off. It's mind boggling, because it's an amazing phone but at the same time, it's enraging to use. And @madebygoogle and @rosterloh better listen to me very carefully... Thursday, March 17, 2022 12:03:12 AMTwitter for Android
Fuckin TikTok, man...

Am I too old for this shit?
Does the app just suck on Android?
Is my screen too small?
Why is it so difficult? https://t.co/jzV3BWyFRt
Tuesday, October 19, 2021 12:20:11 AMTwitter for Android
I mean, if you're running Android 2.x in the year of our lord 2021, you're an asshole.

https://t.co/tw6WaG1tqi
Monday, August 02, 2021 11:30:22 PMTwitter for Android
@YESNetwork how's that 2⭐ Android app coming along? Buggy? Want to like, fix it? https://t.co/m885HoGfUM Friday, April 09, 2021 1:14:32 AMTwitter for Android
The @YESNetwork Android app is a pile of shit. How in the actual fuck can you release this garbage? Doesn't anyone test it?

Are all @bitmovin video streaming solutions buggy AF on Chromecast, or are these just amateur outsourced devs?
Wednesday, April 07, 2021 1:49:58 AMTwitter for Android
There is no best browser anymore. You just have to use what is native for the best battery optimization. Chrome is a clunker, but wins on Android. Use Edge if you use Windows and Safari on Mac's or iPhones
https://t.co/GqOeK5xIlX
Sunday, March 07, 2021 7:52:17 PMTwitter for Android
@instagram please fix the blatantly obvious and obnoxious bug on Android where it doesn't tell you which photo you are on as you're swirling through a post of multiple pictures (both the bottom dots and x of y) Monday, February 15, 2021 9:28:18 AMTwitter for Android
Android 11 on a Pixel 4
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, February 12, 2021 9:05:59 AMTwitter for Android
I'm sorry, but if anyone willingly installs Android apps such as "Flash Update" outside the Play Store and manually bypasses warnings in the year of our Lord 2020, you deserve to get hacked and money stolen from a banking trojan https://t.co/ylCmdunRPW https://t.co/l1fkh4Fz4x Tuesday, November 10, 2020 11:13:02 PMTwitter for Android
@SamsungSupport @SamsungTV @smartthings

I cannot control my Q6 TV from the SmartThings app because it needs to download an add-on and it fails on Android 11. Allegedly this has been an issue since the beta in June and is still broken. UNACCEPTABLE

https://t.co/rLgBKAeAJt
Sunday, September 13, 2020 11:05:29 PMTwitter for Android
@madebygoogle @Android

How about you work on actually making the OS better instead of focusing on putting fuckin cat Easter eggs in it.

https://t.co/GWLzIYaRAM
Saturday, August 08, 2020 10:41:19 AMTwitter for Android
@Android @madebygoogle I demand to know why Android Auto is a perpetually buggy piece of crap. Why can't you all get it stable? It's been unreliable for years. Apple CarPlay just works. I'd prefer to use Android, but it is borderline unusable.

https://t.co/hBl80qkLR7
Friday, June 19, 2020 11:23:27 AMTwitter for Android
It is not easily apparent to me how to merge a PR in the @github Android app. Matter of fact, the app stinks - I feel like I should be able to easily figure it out, else the UX is bad. Maybe it's me though. I will use the web version. Sunday, May 17, 2020 11:54:07 PMTwitter for Android
Google Opinion Rewards just paid me 60 cents to tell them Android Auto is buggy AF Saturday, May 09, 2020 2:38:32 PMTwitter for Android
@Microsoft what kind of shit is it that @onedrive forces you to open document links in Edge on Android, and if you don't have Edge, it says there is no browser installed.

This is heinous UX
Thursday, April 02, 2020 6:35:42 AMTwitter for Android
APPLE JUST BOUGHT DARKSKY and told Android users and API users to fuck themselves.

@madebygoogle: This is WAR. You need to step up the weather game on Android 11
Tuesday, March 31, 2020 9:27:25 PMTwitter Web App
@Phandroid has anyone come across this RCS issue, where it keeps saying "Connecting..." Until you clear carrier services? I'd like to get some exposure around this
https://t.co/FRXGYiYIeO
Thursday, March 05, 2020 5:56:11 AMTwitter for Android
@AndroidAuth has anyone come across this RCS issue, where it keeps saying "Connecting..." Until you clear carrier services? I'd like to get some exposure around this
https://t.co/FRXGYiYIeO
Thursday, March 05, 2020 5:55:39 AMTwitter for Android
@androidandme has anyone come across this RCS issue, where it keeps saying "Connecting..." Until you clear carrier services? I'd like to get some exposure around this
https://t.co/FRXGYiYIeO
Thursday, March 05, 2020 5:54:46 AMTwitter for Android
@AndroidAnarchy has anyone come across this RCS issue, where it keeps saying "Connecting..." Until you clear carrier services? I'd like to get some exposure around this
https://t.co/FRXGYiYIeO
Thursday, March 05, 2020 5:54:25 AMTwitter for Android
@androidcentral has anyone come across this RCS issue, where it keeps saying "Connecting..." Until you clear carrier services? I'd like to get some exposure around this
https://t.co/FRXGYiYIeO
Thursday, March 05, 2020 5:53:30 AMTwitter for Android
@AndroidPolice has anyone come across this RCS issue, where it keeps saying "Connecting..." Until you clear carrier services? I'd like to get some exposure around this
https://t.co/FRXGYiH6Qe
Thursday, March 05, 2020 5:53:19 AMTwitter for Android
@Android @madebygoogle FIX YOUR RCS BUGS
https://t.co/FRXGYiYIeO
Thursday, March 05, 2020 5:50:21 AMTwitter for Android
Goddamnit @Android 10 volume control is fucking garbage.

Group chat is going nuts and it's impossible to mute the notification sounds. Hold volume down rocker and it lowers the media volume but you have to go into 95 secret menus to shut off txt alert sounds. Christ.

Fix it
Wednesday, January 29, 2020 9:27:43 PMTwitter for Android
@sadlercj @RMerlinDev I am SO mad I bought the 87U a few years ago... Whatever bullshit chipset they went with, Asus hardly ever updates it. It's always behind Merlin builds because they don't release GPL code for it.

Also drops iOS devices like crazy. No issue with laptops or Androids
In reply to @sadlercj's tweet
Tuesday, January 21, 2020 3:14:18 PMTwitter Web App
Man... Twitter threads are confusing as hell. That and the Android app made it seem like my replies weren't going through and then I check again and all my dupes posted. Twitter cray Wednesday, December 04, 2019 12:09:17 AMTwitter Web App
@bjornwallman @madebygoogle The keyboard is also inaccurate as fuck. As you can see it autocorrected its to it's and of to if.

As an Android fan since the Moto Droid, this is all going down hill.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, November 30, 2019 12:15:22 AMTwitter for Android
@VenmoSupport Question on the Android App... I got a new device and do not see each person's payment history. Is that stored locally? Why would this not be restored from your end Friday, November 01, 2019 12:25:37 PMTwitter Web App
You guys are preinstalling YT Music on all Android 9 and 10 oses...I've used play music for years. No migration tool for playlists and library. YT Music doesn't even have gapless playback

Wtf
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, September 28, 2019 12:20:35 PMTwitter for Android
Android auto is a buggy piece of shit Saturday, September 28, 2019 12:15:21 PMTwitter for Android
@instagram Why can't I select text on Android 10? It's broken. Wednesday, September 11, 2019 4:53:59 PMTwitter for Android
IDK wtf @Android was thinking with this BS Android 10 gesture navigation. The swipe right/left from edge is cool EXCEPT when you need to do that inside apps and you go back by mistake. Yes, they have a sensitivity tuner, but this is absurd. It needs to just work Saturday, September 07, 2019 9:04:54 PMTwitter for Android
Android Auto and Waze are the two biggest piece of shit apps going. Do better fuckssake Saturday, August 31, 2019 9:32:27 AMTwitter for Android
@waze Android app doesn't work AT ALL on a fully updated Pixel 2. Says no connection, and quits. Uninstalled, reinstalled rebooted - no luck. My network is fine https://t.co/VYss5ovInn Saturday, August 31, 2019 9:31:40 AMTwitter for Android
Nice update, Android Auto you buggy piece of shit. Nice to know I'm driving through the goddamn fairgrounds https://t.co/pLIg4CkJKn Saturday, August 24, 2019 6:36:56 PMTwitter for Android
@owletbabycare I've worked in tech for the past 10 years. Whose idea was it to create a second Android app that requires re-registering for a new account? You couldn't use the same authentication and upgrade the original app? This is bananas!

PS - The smart sock is awesome
Monday, June 10, 2019 11:59:29 PMTwitter Web App
@Android @roselaprairie When I buy the Pixel 4, I expect for this to not cause performance degredation
In reply to @Android's tweet
Tuesday, May 28, 2019 6:04:08 PMTwitter Web Client
@Andrew_Hopper @SamsungMobile @SamsungHelpUK @Samsung @PaulOBrien @AndroidAuth @androidcentral @verge @UnboxTherapy @MKBHD This is so damn stupid. It's more ergonomic to have the reader on the back of the phone and to use your index finger. Very poor design to have the sensor show up in bright sunlight and screen protectors can obscure it.

@madebygoogle: don't you ever pull this crap with the Pixels
In reply to @Andrew_Hopper's tweet
Friday, March 22, 2019 1:52:44 PMTwitter Web App
@Android are you guys serious with Android Q's ugly ass black notch cutout in screenshots? Fix that shit before it gets released Saturday, March 16, 2019 8:29:32 AMTwitter for Android
Something has to be done about how buggy everything is these days. Google, Android, Microsoft... Nothing fucking works right.

https://t.co/GxMZbsfoAU https://t.co/qATBCUmhze
Sunday, November 25, 2018 5:28:33 PMTwitter for Android
Hey Google this bug is back again you dumb motherfuckers. Doesn't anyone test this shit? Android auto is completely unusable.

https://t.co/Gpsq6Dkv9e
Friday, November 23, 2018 1:00:24 AMTwitter for Android
Hey @googlechrome how about fixing the blatantly obvious bug where there is no cursor in the address bar on Android 9 on my Pixel 2 Wednesday, October 31, 2018 7:07:59 PMTwitter for Android
Waze and Android Auto? Garbage UX and bugs

Samsung Smart TVs? Beautiful displays, garbage software

Google Play Movies sends me a note that the upgraded a movie to 4K for free. And it doesn't fucking play
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, October 29, 2018 1:31:02 AMTwitter for Android
Machine learning my ass. You know some degenerate over at Google did this on purpose. Or their machine learning algorithm is DTF https://t.co/bR5ySael8M #android #feedly Sunday, July 29, 2018 12:43:14 AMTwitter for Android
How is it that Google gets sued for forcing its Google Apps stack on anyone with an Android when Apple does the SAME thing. They preinstall Safari, their mail app, their calendar app, photos, etc Wednesday, July 18, 2018 12:38:25 PMTwitter Web Client
Why in the world is the My Verizon Android app 166 MB? To show a couple of dashboards and do basic account management? Gmail and Chrome apps are less than 10MB @VZWNow https://t.co/4zjb4d9k4z Tuesday, May 08, 2018 12:48:04 PMTwitter for Android
@Skype you guys are silly. I can't open this protocol on Android https://t.co/CDJ3MPBMcX Thursday, September 14, 2017 3:31:55 PMTwitter for Android
Yo @waze love your app, but it's buggy af on Android. I had to force close it 5 times and restart the nav because it kept freezing. Wtf: https://t.co/6b0FkQogct Sunday, August 13, 2017 4:45:58 PMTwitter for Android
Yo @Qualcomm... Why can't you fuckers make your yearly flagship chip better than last years Apple's processor? This is why Androids all suck https://t.co/UuFEwGYBkI Saturday, May 13, 2017 2:16:32 AMTwitter for Android
https://t.co/DgoKxUEZe6 didn't work at all. Android 6.0. https://t.co/5Ns7Tp11ru Monday, April 17, 2017 1:44:20 AMTwitter for Android
What the shit is this @Fitbit... Android app update and firmware update, now notifications are broken and the app refuses to force stop Monday, April 17, 2017 1:43:12 AMTwitter for Android
Fucking hate Samsung... Why can't they just implement Google Assistant? Ruining the stock Android experience
https://t.co/d3v9wdjJ5x
Monday, March 20, 2017 2:14:16 PMTwitter Web Client
@Android @GooglePlayMusic Fix the bug where it randomly deletes songs from the thumbs up playlist
In reply to @Android's tweet
Tuesday, February 21, 2017 4:03:24 PMTwitter for Android
Just putting this out there... Android Auto is a fucking king piece of shit. I want to like it but it stinks. Saturday, February 18, 2017 2:45:45 PMTwitter for Android
@timehop should fix the UI in the Android app when there's no network but the carrier still reports 4G. Looks absolutely vile. Be better https://t.co/Hkc7ZXFZQK Monday, December 12, 2016 8:24:16 AMTwitter for Android
Hey, @googlephotos. Pretty buggy UX on the Android app. How can I get in touch with someone about my issues? https://t.co/YjMP6KifYH Monday, December 12, 2016 1:10:20 AMTwitter for Android
Sorry for the spam peeps but I want to win a pixel. https://t.co/mVSMLlD7LS via @androidguys Thursday, November 24, 2016 5:58:06 PMTwitter for Android
Does their Chromecast support not suck a cock after this update? Doubtful 😒

https://t.co/QWnkV28wgL #android #feedly
Monday, November 14, 2016 10:42:21 PMTwitter for Android
Yo @motorola... Suck it for being shitty now that Lenovo bought you. I need more emojis on Android 6.1 and you never pushed the update Tuesday, October 11, 2016 11:23:04 PMTwitter for Android
Mal's being all mad at me for dissing iPhones but guess who was able to connect to the wifi? My android ass. Not her iPhone. Saturday, July 02, 2016 1:34:23 PMTwitter for Android
iPhones are silly. When connecting to public wifi, they don't let you edit the signin page. Android does, thus I connected and Mal didn't Saturday, July 02, 2016 1:32:41 PMTwitter for Android
No kidding. Lenovo sucks a teensy dick. Their Moto Z looks horrendous. Getting a Nexus. https://t.co/trCTQS2fAi #android #feedly Wednesday, June 22, 2016 12:20:35 AMTwitter for Android
See, this is why I recommend never watching porn on Android. The volume controls are so fucked you can never figure out how to mute it quick Monday, June 20, 2016 1:08:25 AMTwitter for Android
PS - Totally didn't just wake the GF up by accidentally blasting the Hastily Made Cleveland Tourism Video at full volume #androidfail Monday, June 20, 2016 1:07:13 AMTwitter for Android
Yo @twitter. Fix the bug in your Android app where scrolling through multiple pics in one tweet lags the shit out of my phone Wednesday, May 25, 2016 9:26:34 PMTwitter for Android
See this is why I only get stock Android devices. Look at this noise: https://t.co/g4QmjJfk4s Tuesday, May 17, 2016 3:15:14 PMTwitter Web Client
The NYC subway is so bad, my hashtag #thefuckingsubway crashes my Twitter app on Android. Tuesday, April 26, 2016 9:09:05 AMTwitter for Android
Rather that using a REST client on Android to check in privately w/ Swarm's API, I just made a dashboard for myself in php. #winning Saturday, March 26, 2016 3:31:13 PMTwitter for Android
@swarmapp New profile page crashes on my Moto X Pure (Android 6.0), even after clearing all app data.
In reply to @swarmapp's tweet
Thursday, March 24, 2016 4:39:11 PMTwitter for Android
If you buy an Android phone from a carrier, you're an asshole. Only buy an unlocked phone with no bloatware! https://t.co/PdpY3ATRUM Thursday, March 10, 2016 4:14:55 PMTwitter Web Client
@Android Fix this fuckin bluetooth bug so I stop factory resetting my phone 6 times a week https://t.co/By330odfZs
In reply to @Android's tweet
Thursday, March 03, 2016 4:46:56 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Miserable UX on https://t.co/YQCLXv1yb4 and It's Android App https://t.co/ASs5u50Tig Sunday, December 27, 2015 11:46:10 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
I just referred to the Google Play Store as the Android Marketplace... The hell is this, 2010? Wednesday, October 28, 2015 2:31:30 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin iOS 9.1 and their Unicode 8 and skin tone emojis not displaying on Android. Friday, October 02, 2015 1:44:41 AMTwitter Web Client
This is why you buy Motorola or LG Android Phones. Fuck Samsung http://t.co/xonYtlO0Xi #android #feedly Friday, September 25, 2015 3:34:52 PMTwitter Web Client
See, told ya Samsung sucks http://t.co/QndcmQYWxf #android #feedly Sunday, August 23, 2015 3:44:21 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck Samsung. I despise their Android phones. http://t.co/1R5I0mwMnK Friday, August 21, 2015 4:26:26 PMTwitter Web Client
Why did the @googlecalendar Android app use 18% of my battery today and I didn't even open it once. Come on http://t.co/MLvjTUd0hL Wednesday, July 15, 2015 3:00:59 PMTwitter for Android
Google really needs to organize their emoji menu better on Android on the grounds that I can NEVER find the poop emoji. Why's it with faces? Wednesday, July 15, 2015 12:32:59 PMTwitter for Android
What the hell is up with Android and its American flag emoji that displays as two blue letters saying "U S" Saturday, July 04, 2015 10:36:21 PMTwitter for Android
2012 Nexus 7 runs like absolute asshole on Lollipop. Maybe 6.0 will fix this? http://t.co/kW0GydOlKM #android #feedly Friday, July 03, 2015 4:37:28 PMTwitter for Android
@mustang_sarah @google @googlecalendar doesn't happen on Android
In reply to @mustang_sarah's tweet
Thursday, June 11, 2015 4:07:57 PMTwitter for Android
@Waspito android apps, google play TV shows/ movies/ books that work on android and can be chromecasted
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Friday, May 15, 2015 12:13:32 PMTwitter for Android
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