5975 tweets posted from Twitter Web Client
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| Tweet | Date | Source |
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| HOLY SHIT! ANOTHER TOWEL RACK!!!11 I MUST BUY THIS HOUSE https://t.co/cesk6plQr1 | Saturday, July 28, 2018 1:34:45 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Are these people fucking for real with this listing photo? Your house is garbage and your photo is garbage. What makes you think this shit will sell your house. Idiot https://t.co/mu7LK7iNaj | Saturday, July 28, 2018 1:33:11 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| This documentation FUCKING SUCKS https://t.co/UGVnzfDqva | Friday, July 27, 2018 3:43:40 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| NBD, just trying to avoid setting up a holding corporation and pay cash to shut up a stripper I banged... https://t.co/qLS5K2yUIx | Wednesday, July 25, 2018 12:33:13 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This just caused me to cancel my new york trip you stupid fucks. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, July 24, 2018 10:20:37 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Hey @ups fuckers. If I live in Columbus and my package was in columbus at 3AM this morning, what the fuck is is doing in michigan https://t.co/WffWqDgtbK | Tuesday, July 24, 2018 10:04:56 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @RMerlinDev OK. Would we eventually see all of the improvements in your firmware from 384.6 once ASUS releases the GPL source code for the 87u? In reply to @RMerlinDev's tweet | Monday, July 23, 2018 12:08:17 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @RMerlinDev If price was no object, what would your preferred ASUS router be (taking into consideration how well it's supported by ASUS and fast hardware)? In reply to @RMerlinDev's tweet | Friday, July 20, 2018 10:12:44 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| How is it that Google gets sued for forcing its Google Apps stack on anyone with an Android when Apple does the SAME thing. They preinstall Safari, their mail app, their calendar app, photos, etc | Wednesday, July 18, 2018 12:38:25 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Ever since @googlechrome enabled this site isolation shit, the browser is laggy AF and I even have a surfacebook. Suck it @intel with your shitty processor design. We're regressing here instead of advancing | Tuesday, July 17, 2018 12:45:09 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Jesus Christ. I take ONE Friday off and my team manages to break the entire build system and also deployed an old version of one of our apps because they didn't git pull before making changes. | Monday, July 16, 2018 10:09:43 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @AjitPaiFCC @StateDept @ECAatState @TechGirls As educated young women pursuing technology careers, surely they realized @AjitPaiFCC is a corporate sellout joke who does not do anything to protect consumers' rights. Resign. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, July 12, 2018 5:08:22 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @AjitPaiFCC @StateDept @ECAatState @TechGirls Did they have to pay $225 to take that picture with you? In reply to @AjitPaiFCC's tweet | Thursday, July 12, 2018 5:06:18 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @senjudiciary @WSJ @POTUS He's a dumbass bitch who wants to block websites on the internet like we're the Great Firewall of China. In reply to @senjudiciary's tweet | Tuesday, July 10, 2018 8:44:47 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Global Warming? Humans even caused Lunar warming! https://t.co/CxeyCcSTHj | Monday, July 09, 2018 3:39:24 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I just had a disaster recovery exercise go horribly wrong in production because Azure is a piece of shit to manage. I have a raging headache, and now I have to explain this fucking shit. Gonna be a wonderful Monday. | Monday, July 09, 2018 2:24:59 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| You guys! I'm so relieved that Trump's @EPA arranged it so that formaldehyde won't give me cancer anymore. Now I can rub it all over myself to preserve my youth! #MakeChemicalsSafeAgain https://t.co/sRQ96pc2kd | Friday, July 06, 2018 1:32:28 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| FYI: @zoho @servicedeskplus is a dumpster fire piece of shit system | Friday, July 06, 2018 11:59:14 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Hey @EPAScottPruitt! Go FUCK YOURSELF! Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out you crooked bastard Go suffocate on greenhouse gases you idiot | Thursday, July 05, 2018 4:40:03 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Who's on the @Windows DPI team? You're all fired. https://t.co/vJpoLDdFsa | Wednesday, June 27, 2018 2:51:26 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Now that we're an Office 365 shop, let me be clear how much of a piece of shit Skype for Business is | Wednesday, June 27, 2018 9:55:43 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Slack is down. Now we don't have to do any work today | Wednesday, June 27, 2018 9:45:42 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| The United States is a garbage country | Tuesday, June 26, 2018 1:32:43 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| What in the actual fuck did @googlechrome do to their UI in Canary? it literally looks like we went back in time 5 years to Firefox's UI | Tuesday, June 26, 2018 1:28:53 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Flat Earthers: How do you explain airplanes very far in the distance that leave vapor trails traveling straight up or down? | Tuesday, June 19, 2018 1:37:53 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| The Slack Windows 10 app is a piece of shit | Wednesday, May 16, 2018 12:48:54 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| MY FANTASY BASEBALL TEAM STINKS | Thursday, April 19, 2018 9:35:13 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Pellentesque interdum rutrum sodales. Nullam mattis fermentum libero, non volutpat. Anything after that is > 140 chrs and I'm testing their tweet_mode=extended on user_timeline.json API | Tuesday, April 10, 2018 4:58:14 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Just got paged with a server alert. No longer annoyed now that the new company actually pays overtime for this shit. | Tuesday, April 10, 2018 2:20:25 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Wanna know how much of a weirdo I am? So I had a bunch of sour patch kids in my left hand. Then I licked my wedding ring because it tasted like sugar. | Monday, April 02, 2018 2:59:02 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Hey @Twitter IDGAF about tweets my followers like. My timeline should be just their tweets, in reverse chronological order. Stop trying to be Facebook and Instagram. | Wednesday, March 28, 2018 10:12:52 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Blackened comes on my shuffle. Mal: "That's how you've been driving recently" I may have road raged a guy who put his high beams in my eyes when I couldn't go faster than the guy in front of me, even though he had room to pass. https://t.co/n2qCe3oAGN | Friday, March 09, 2018 12:38:14 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| These people are sick in the fuckin head and living in a fantasy world https://t.co/ADCa0ScWQQ This video is absolutely enraging and ignorant. | Friday, March 09, 2018 11:01:12 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuckin Walmart is on my shit list. | Wednesday, March 07, 2018 12:50:06 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| noob relational DBs, as explained by Portfolioso https://t.co/AKxvcTXsOF | Tuesday, March 06, 2018 1:53:01 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @jiaaro Microsoft's entire authentication process is garbage. | Tuesday, March 06, 2018 12:35:48 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Hey @kristinegWP... Why is your article on the kid getting bitten by a dog so biased? You made it sound like it was an unprovoked attack, but left out the fact that the owner warned the kid not to approach the dog | Friday, February 23, 2018 3:39:42 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Plus, he overshot its orbit. NASA doesn't fuck up. They sent New Horizons past Pluto. Elon Musk is amateur hour in space. Consult with actual rocket scientists, ya cocky bastard In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Wednesday, February 07, 2018 6:25:39 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| https://t.co/Si28ytN5e8 See. Told ya he was a non-physicist douche... Musk claimed his care would be in orbit for a billion years. But radiation will ruin it in much less than that. Idiot. https://t.co/2LGi25J8Ou | Wednesday, February 07, 2018 6:24:06 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| https://t.co/2QhOri2cZ7 Thanks O̶b̶a̶m̶a̶, Trump! | Wednesday, February 07, 2018 1:43:05 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @SteveScalise @AjitPaiFCC You're a fucking moron who doesn't know how the internet works In reply to @SteveScalise's tweet | Friday, December 15, 2017 10:59:06 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @LatestAnonNews: The FCC has voted to remove your freedom to information. That said, this will not go unpunished. Anonymous ensures tha… | Friday, December 15, 2017 10:46:43 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @EvanS_FCC @BrendanCarrFCC https://t.co/u1exSNHbyK In reply to @EvanS_FCC's tweet | Thursday, December 14, 2017 1:26:08 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| https://t.co/m6HePVYBrc | Thursday, December 14, 2017 1:25:01 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Yo @BrendanCarrFCC you're a fucking moron too. Hate Obama much? | Thursday, December 14, 2017 12:23:22 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| hey @mikeofcc you fucking hack. What do you know about how the internet works. Shut your whore mouth | Thursday, December 14, 2017 12:12:09 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| OK. So I quit this account because it was making me a miserable negative person... But I'm making a temporary exception b/c it's the drunken company party tonight, so I'm bringing it back. Also Ajit Pai is a cunt so I need to rip on him. | Wednesday, December 13, 2017 4:36:16 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Stop tweeting about stupid fucking sauce and go kill yourself. No one likes you, you miserable corporate shill. I hope a tree falls on you. https://t.co/4kYu54lWUv | Wednesday, December 13, 2017 4:01:19 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @AjitPaiFCC @SenateMajLdr @FCC kill yourself In reply to @AjitPaiFCC's tweet | Wednesday, December 13, 2017 3:39:22 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I kind of quit this twitter account, but I just wanted to point out this goofy, gopher-assed looking motherfucker. Die in a bus fire. https://t.co/PAjqu42g10 | Monday, November 27, 2017 2:08:10 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I love how I'm a fuckin tech guy and all my technology sucks a cock | Friday, September 15, 2017 1:35:42 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| No charger I have actually works on my phone, so I've got a glorified fucking brick. You piece of shit Motorola cuntish piece of shit | Friday, September 15, 2017 1:35:14 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| AT&T UVerse Stinks https://t.co/0z9zQMLsrU | Friday, September 15, 2017 1:34:35 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Decided to casually stop by Costco for like 10 mins.... Annnnnnd I spent $148. FML | Thursday, August 31, 2017 4:56:30 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This is a pain in the ass you @vizio cocksuckers In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, August 31, 2017 1:51:41 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| OK, I figured out how to get the Cast screen back. Have to do three things after turning the TV on though. WITH THE APP (need new remote) | Thursday, August 31, 2017 1:51:19 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| These stupid fucking @VIZIO cunts only give you 15 minutes to enter the code to order a free remote. Mine fucking expired. | Thursday, August 31, 2017 1:36:41 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @VIZIO Also, the amount of data Vizio collects on you is FUCKED up and they got fined for being deceptive cunts: https://t.co/zuj1gR2078 In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, August 31, 2017 1:30:14 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @VIZIO Let alone, ruined perfectly good Google Cast integration with their own built in apps and ads BULLSHIT. He @VIZIO, eat a dick In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, August 31, 2017 1:22:26 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @VIZIO They literally shipped a software update that requires a new remote. Are you fucking serious? In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, August 31, 2017 1:21:18 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @VIZIO Yo @VIZIO go fuck yourselves. You have some nerve for updating my firmware and changing the ENTIRE way my fucking TV works. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, August 31, 2017 1:19:45 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm about to go to war with the stupid fucks who made my tv, @VIZIO | Thursday, August 31, 2017 1:18:09 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Please always document the ridiculous things your students say on here https://t.co/bmmkpb0PY7 | Tuesday, August 29, 2017 11:48:33 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| My entire childhood has been ruined! You've gotta be kidding me. You mean to tell me Natalie Imbruglia's Torn is a cover! For serious? | Monday, August 28, 2017 10:26:28 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This is the face of someone who's been cunceled https://t.co/VgVwG7U1Uq | Monday, August 28, 2017 10:08:03 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Happy Monday. I roll out of bed to do a maintenance and it puts me in an instantly foul mood. | Monday, August 28, 2017 9:11:50 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Microsoft Azure is a godforsaken piece of dogshit. I had a working script on friday that's failing for absolutely no reason | Monday, August 28, 2017 9:11:20 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Hey @SIRIUSXM: y'all players need to optimize your Windows Store app. By no means should an audio stream use 30% of my CPU and 350 MB of RAM https://t.co/zVGJLYv2uA | Friday, August 25, 2017 1:38:23 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Work laptop at 100% CPU. After removing all the shit antivirus and IT management spyware they put on my computer, it is running just fine. | Friday, August 25, 2017 10:57:22 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Good Job, Delta. This is not very punctual. Also, @LGAairport stinks. https://t.co/JZjZmNDnGE | Friday, August 18, 2017 1:01:20 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| A big fuggoff to the moneybags team. I was jammin to Doc Robinson and they made me join their shitty release meeting and harshed my mellow | Thursday, August 17, 2017 3:12:35 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| The minute music stops giving me goosebumps, I don't want to be alive anymore | Thursday, August 17, 2017 3:03:56 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This is a literal footnote I put into an analysis document for our CTO, because I call out people's stupidity https://t.co/787EdjDrwm | Wednesday, August 16, 2017 2:05:59 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Went to get water from the work kitchen and did an about face when I saw our comptroller there. She's nice, but I don't do small talk | Wednesday, August 16, 2017 11:38:36 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Well this isn't where I parked my car https://t.co/NEUTmfCY9a | Tuesday, August 15, 2017 1:29:20 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @__JLu I've got 477 wedding pics missing timestamps and need to write a script to correct it so they stay in the right order on Google Photos | Tuesday, August 15, 2017 1:20:46 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm a sleep deprived idiot... I just tried to do math in the Windows file path bar as if it were a browser: https://t.co/nROsPAtqoL | Tuesday, August 15, 2017 1:12:15 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Chrome canary omnibar is jacked in the latest build. It doesn't dismiss unless you delete all the text in it. dafuq | Monday, August 14, 2017 5:12:48 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Hey @verizonfios @verizonsupport How badly are you shaping Zoom conference call traffic? I'm getting 85MBPS up/down and it's robotic | Monday, August 14, 2017 3:09:25 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Gotta be kidding me with this invisible fucking unicode that caused all my shit to break this AM https://t.co/MIjaGfkxuO | Thursday, August 10, 2017 12:01:11 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I just re-watched my insta story and I'm certifiably insane | Saturday, August 05, 2017 1:24:28 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Azure is annoying af | Thursday, August 03, 2017 6:11:36 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| My boss needs to eat a dick, the director of Architecture needs to eat a dick and the CTO also needs to eat a dick | Tuesday, August 01, 2017 5:53:31 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Azure sucks a cock | Tuesday, August 01, 2017 4:40:17 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Hey @Ticketmaster, eat a dick. How are you charging $11.15 in fees for ONE $37.50 ticket? ~30% of the original ticket price is added fees! https://t.co/wOV1stLdOY | Monday, July 31, 2017 12:43:49 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I literally did a deck change into los jorts at my desk. I'm en los jorts right now. In public. | Thursday, July 13, 2017 12:40:49 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This is such an alarmist clickbait title. He wasn't inside an ATM. He was locked in a maintenance room behind one. https://t.co/xilbwjEOfI | Thursday, July 13, 2017 12:31:28 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| .@AjitPaiFCC is a stupid fucking cunt trying to ruin the internet in favor of greedy ISPs. Eat a dick, sir | Wednesday, July 12, 2017 10:45:58 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Commits from @portfolioso https://t.co/uVYpH30iUa | Tuesday, July 11, 2017 5:53:23 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This entire government administration is a motherfuckin joke shop embarrassment to the world | Tuesday, July 11, 2017 3:18:14 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Why is @GooglePlayMusic's shuffle so shitty? 1400 songs in a playlist with 100+ artists and I'm only hearing songs from the same 5 artists | Tuesday, July 11, 2017 3:12:30 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm back in NYC until Friday, so let's see how long it takes for me to start raging | Tuesday, July 11, 2017 12:14:40 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm bringing jorts back | Tuesday, July 11, 2017 12:13:16 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| My shit. It works. Other players' shit? Doesn't work | Thursday, June 29, 2017 10:05:09 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| That's some bullshit | Tuesday, June 27, 2017 11:37:52 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @RMerlinDev You ever see SSH and httpd hang on the 87u? I can't SSH or use the WebUI unless I power cycle. Happened to me in older versions https://t.co/G5oiUeAwqk In reply to @RMerlinDev's tweet | Tuesday, June 27, 2017 10:38:51 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| How about SiriusXM playing Hashpipe on Lithium at 4:20 PM on a causal Tuesday afternoon? | Tuesday, June 27, 2017 4:21:04 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| These guinea pigs have got to go. All their bedding and shit doubled in price on Amazon and they smell like a barn | Sunday, June 25, 2017 11:24:48 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| night https://t.co/O46YUw85RT | Saturday, June 24, 2017 2:28:36 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Nothing works... | Saturday, June 24, 2017 2:23:48 AM | Twitter Web Client |