5975 tweets posted from Twitter Web Client
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| Tweet | Date | Source |
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| This bitch ass client is doing data loads and woke me up because their piece of shit system has un-optimized code and our monitoring blows | Wednesday, July 15, 2015 4:07:32 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Cancel the whole rollout for one minor error that only affects one client and isn't even visible. You fucking cunts | Monday, July 13, 2015 3:04:44 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| The Arabian music on Narinder's skype during this rollout needs to stop. | Monday, July 13, 2015 12:49:26 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @FeitsBarstool: I'm positive America is getting cyber attacked rn and I've seen A Good Day to Die Hard so I know what I'm talking about | Wednesday, July 08, 2015 12:13:02 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| TEST | Sunday, July 05, 2015 4:31:35 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| SHIT SHIT SHIT http://t.co/PoVfQQPRiJ | Sunday, July 05, 2015 1:02:36 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Blazing fast Verizon 4G at LaGuardia Airport: http://t.co/NYtbTHR1hR | Wednesday, July 01, 2015 11:34:25 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| To the 24 y/o construction worker @ the bar who kept sayin he made 6 figures: Eat a dick. Some of us work our asses off for shit office jobs | Tuesday, June 30, 2015 6:52:51 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Damnit @Docent_Steve. Thanks for leaving. All of the oncall overrides are jacked since you left and I went on vacation ;) PS Enjoyyyyyyy | Tuesday, June 30, 2015 6:15:45 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| So uhhhh... What 'other' gender exists? I identify as "SUPERMALE" DUH In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, June 30, 2015 6:10:02 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| From a Microsoft survey... This question has come a long way since male/female http://t.co/6KlW1WHARX | Tuesday, June 30, 2015 6:09:21 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm hammered right now | Tuesday, June 30, 2015 6:04:32 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Our security guy is a cunt | Tuesday, June 30, 2015 5:58:47 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| BRB. Emergency trip to this titty bar | Tuesday, June 30, 2015 4:31:25 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| is the keg open yet. Mas booze por favor | Tuesday, June 30, 2015 2:37:29 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| #penis2010 cc: @__JLu, @MalJNew PS: LUDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA http://t.co/ngVKjSRx6y | Friday, June 26, 2015 5:07:46 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I AM THIS DEFEATED RIGHT NOW https://t.co/0AMbjGCEd7 | Wednesday, June 24, 2015 1:37:35 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Not a single fuck is being given on this call. Everyone is completely ignoring this VP | Wednesday, June 24, 2015 10:41:37 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| GoDaddy is a fucking piece of shit. Tried to leave them when they supported SOPA in the day, and their Admin Console is dick. | Wednesday, June 24, 2015 10:30:54 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Get the fuck off my team, CC Sabbathia edition. Guy sucks a dick | Wednesday, June 24, 2015 9:48:14 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Let me consult with my internet streaming and licensing specialist, Taylor Swift... Fucking TSwift... Who do you think you are? | Tuesday, June 23, 2015 1:11:40 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| STFU. Guy talks too much | Thursday, June 18, 2015 12:20:51 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm not giving some piece of shit no name bank my SSN. Youcan keep your fucking $100. Not worth my identity stolen. Fucking scammers. | Tuesday, June 16, 2015 5:52:00 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Basically have a piece of plastic. No one ever buy this fucking Green Dot shit. I don't need to "register" it. Use AMEX gift cards instead. | Tuesday, June 16, 2015 5:51:27 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Someone gave me a Green Dot card as a gift and FUCK THEM because it doesn't work like an AMEX gift card... Need to register it with your SSN | Tuesday, June 16, 2015 5:49:51 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I think I legit blacked out at the ATM. Don't remember taking my money from the slot, but apparently, I have it. | Tuesday, June 16, 2015 3:55:19 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @RMerlinDev Quick q. If I never used AiProtection ad blocker and flash 378.54_1 to my RT-AC68U, do I still need to run those commands? | Wednesday, June 10, 2015 10:41:09 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'll bet you this suit gets so hard when he clicks approve on change requests. MAD POWER BRO | Tuesday, June 09, 2015 4:25:36 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Eat a dick dot info. I dont care how much I fuck up, at the end of the day Joe and Joe are the only people who can fix shit | Tuesday, June 09, 2015 4:03:47 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This veal parm sangwich I got from Mama Carmela's is bigger than my forearm | Tuesday, June 09, 2015 3:31:35 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This horse shit assed release is preventing like half of these motherfuckers from logging in. Let's focus on that and not how I fucked up | Tuesday, June 09, 2015 2:27:48 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| THIS ENTIRE PLATFORM SUCKS A DICK | Tuesday, June 09, 2015 12:02:02 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Big Sexy Bartolo Colon has more points than every pitcher I own in fantasy except Gerrit Cole. And my team's doing really well | Tuesday, June 09, 2015 11:25:55 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Gotta make sure they get that change control ticket in tho. Not that there's one for the same maintenance we couldn't get right the 1st time | Tuesday, June 09, 2015 10:37:44 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| F- rollout for all teams involved. Dev team for bugs, another team for config stupidity, me for being dyslexic and suits for overreacting! | Tuesday, June 09, 2015 9:45:21 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I suck | Tuesday, June 09, 2015 9:41:32 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Hey! My rollback scripts actually work! | Tuesday, June 09, 2015 9:38:17 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Two new errors in the logs with the new deployment: EVERYONE PANIC | Tuesday, June 09, 2015 8:38:41 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| git push 💩💩💩 | Monday, June 08, 2015 4:12:32 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| New QA manager started today and cannot follow simple login instructions | Monday, June 08, 2015 2:30:46 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I can't get fucking github to work with putty, plink and pageant. This is pissing me off. | Thursday, June 04, 2015 5:34:54 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| deez nuts: https://t.co/6OLNarGsLs | Wednesday, June 03, 2015 5:14:19 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Our security guy is now sending us one ticket per vulnerability. We have scheduled patching you fucking idiot | Wednesday, June 03, 2015 4:04:33 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Dumb motherfucker's been here 7 years and doesn't know how to reset her password on the system she's SELLING to people. I GIVE UP | Wednesday, June 03, 2015 4:01:08 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| LOL at Microsoft's fix... They didn't actually fix the overflow... They just prevent the message from being delivered in the new clients | Wednesday, June 03, 2015 11:01:47 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I haven't had this much fun since the AIM buffer overflow html exploits back in 2002-2006 | Wednesday, June 03, 2015 10:58:23 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Everyone go ahead and crash everyone's Skypes by sending this string from a Mac or Windows 8 client http://: | Wednesday, June 03, 2015 10:54:17 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| DOM ≠ DNS you fucking Vice President asshole | Wednesday, June 03, 2015 10:33:43 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| This city is going to shit with this moron https://t.co/WP3kx9TKCF | Tuesday, June 02, 2015 5:45:23 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Homeboy just dropped a delivery to my desk and I have absolutely no fucking idea what I'm going to do with this package for a day or so... | Tuesday, June 02, 2015 5:12:29 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This fucking guy... They should tape his mouth shut and let him starve to death http://t.co/RI63pUuuHo | Tuesday, June 02, 2015 4:32:49 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Oh. They pushed a bug about dialing 911. Who gives a shit about 911. I want Lollipop. Scratch that. Just give me an M dev build | Tuesday, June 02, 2015 12:45:42 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| NOPE In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, June 02, 2015 12:41:16 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| DID VERIZON JUST PUSH LOLLIPOP FOR THE FIRST GEN MOTO X? | Tuesday, June 02, 2015 12:24:25 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| These fucking cunts are about to ruin my birthday because at 5:32 they JUST realized they're releasing untested code tomorrow you ASSHOLES | Monday, June 01, 2015 5:32:19 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I find this hard to believe that 47% of families can't come up with fuckin $400... Who was surveyed? The poors? In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Monday, June 01, 2015 4:10:57 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Cuncel da USA. Second World Country.... http://t.co/TV2JYEWaJC | Monday, June 01, 2015 4:09:49 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I am SO pumped to see Big Sexy 'Tolo over at CitiField later. Guy is a character. | Sunday, May 31, 2015 11:01:48 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| See thing is New Relic is never fucking wrong and the idiot suits at my company use other horse shit alerting that is BS and always FALSE | Sunday, May 31, 2015 2:56:21 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Oh for fucks sake with these alerts. #HATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATE | Sunday, May 31, 2015 2:12:04 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| These cunts are actually making me fail over our always on cluster right now | Sunday, May 31, 2015 1:03:47 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Thought 2 on Google Photos: It's everything I disliked about Apple syncing photos to iCloud ;). Convenient but annoying | Friday, May 29, 2015 1:50:21 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This is literally what we pay our designers hundreds of thousands to create. Fucking misspelled powerpoint 1998 shit http://t.co/qlXH1EygOE | Friday, May 29, 2015 11:26:15 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Most senior asshole here getting shit on | Friday, May 29, 2015 10:42:52 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| What the fuck did I do wrong in life that I ended up on call two weekends in a row. Jesus Fucking Christ. | Friday, May 29, 2015 10:42:42 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Chrome Canary has been an unstable, buggy piece of shit lately | Thursday, May 28, 2015 4:14:25 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| "Hi. You have one day to create a new build script and deploy a new app. It doesn't compile yet tho. BTW, let's sit in meetings for hours" | Thursday, May 28, 2015 3:38:56 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Will you shut the fuck up? Under no circumstances is it acceptable to blabber for fucking 10 mins straight when I have shit to do. | Thursday, May 28, 2015 1:51:25 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Just saved these joke shops $5.80/hr in unused servers. This means I get Summer Fridays back, right? | Tuesday, May 26, 2015 4:41:31 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Looks like Time Warner's SSO is vulnerable to LogJam. New Chrome blocks it. Company can't do anything right. http://t.co/Or6MzeF9Ow | Tuesday, May 26, 2015 2:34:40 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Also, text selection is all fucked up in Chrome Canary. I know it's beta but it's usually been solid. Been shit lately. | Tuesday, May 26, 2015 1:37:25 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm going to charge fucking time warner for the extra electric | Tuesday, May 26, 2015 1:36:20 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| My cocksucking modem keeps rebooting, IP changed and fucking Time Warner won't give it to me. I need to turn off my fucking air conditioner | Tuesday, May 26, 2015 1:36:07 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This fucking shit in a tagged release branch doesn't even compile. | Tuesday, May 26, 2015 11:48:14 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Yes, I am working on a tooltip and I named the class #JustTheTip http://t.co/mLtcoP0kDB | Friday, May 22, 2015 12:35:38 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| They should REALLY let us know first before flying 6 F16s over lower Manhattan | Friday, May 22, 2015 10:59:52 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| It's 2015. If you use a browser popup window/separate page for a datepicker, that is shameful. So 90s. CC: @TDBank_US http://t.co/XozXXnllAb | Monday, May 18, 2015 3:21:54 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| O hay. You guys took away our Summer Fridays? NBD, I'll just take off the first three Fridays in June | Monday, May 18, 2015 12:46:03 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| So there were some music awards last night? | Monday, May 18, 2015 10:22:46 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Kyle Hendricks/Jeff Locke both on my fantasy team facing each other this afternoon and they both pitched like shit. Couldn't even get one W | Friday, May 15, 2015 6:10:22 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| TIL ISIS Stands for Islamic State of Iraq and Syria. Never knew.. PS - Don't murder me or investigate me for mentioning those assholes | Friday, May 15, 2015 3:37:56 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @smstemp Maybe some of us don't like avocados: https://t.co/Jpn7E4Lif9 | Friday, May 15, 2015 3:34:32 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Not sure how I feel about the Google Play Music web redesign | Thursday, May 14, 2015 2:34:13 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Always a better day when @XtinaSchelin gets me on an Alice in Chains kick | Wednesday, May 13, 2015 3:39:55 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @scoopandslam 5.0 or 5.1? I heard 5.0 was a complete disaster, and lots of bugs were fixed in 5.1 and 5.1.1 In reply to @scoopandslam's tweet | Wednesday, May 13, 2015 10:57:45 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Already used 36 kWH of AC and it's only fucking May 12th. Global warming can suck it. | Tuesday, May 12, 2015 6:20:49 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Happy Friday! (PS our primary domain controller won't boot) | Friday, May 08, 2015 12:22:42 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I am listening to Mike McCready's guitar solo in Alive on loop like a million times you guys | Friday, May 08, 2015 12:17:56 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Explain how this makes any kind of sense... @TWC_Help @TWC_NYNJ http://t.co/YuLI3SQ0Kv | Thursday, May 07, 2015 12:25:22 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| You know I'm shot when I tried to trade tonight's oncall shift for kickball anfd I'm not even on call tonight. | Wednesday, May 06, 2015 5:28:18 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm such a fat, fat, fattie. #SmashBurgerComa | Wednesday, May 06, 2015 3:24:38 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| BRB, heading to Starbucks' public WiFi so I can connect from there. It's a VPN tunnel. It's encrypted you fucking idiot. | Tuesday, May 05, 2015 5:18:25 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Our security guy is a fucking moron. He blocked us from connecting to our prod VPN on corporate WiFi because it's a security risk.. | Tuesday, May 05, 2015 5:17:06 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| GOOD. IT'S A PIECE OF SHIT... Google Apparently Exploring A Design Revision For Hangouts Chrome App: http://t.co/z9SsID1108 | Tuesday, May 05, 2015 11:54:42 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Company kickball team and another team legit tied in flip cup. this is absolutely unreal http://t.co/6dYeVOzy3U | Monday, May 04, 2015 5:43:34 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| .@foursquare's checkin history page is all jacked up on @googlechrome Canary. Probably a Chrome bug since it works fine in regular chrome | Monday, May 04, 2015 4:10:49 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Ain't got no time for people's bullshit here. Staying happy son! | Monday, May 04, 2015 3:14:44 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| THE DOORS. It's a Doors kind of morning | Monday, May 04, 2015 11:39:12 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Just uninstalled iTunes, Bonjour, Apple Mobile Device Support and Apple Updater. Shitty assed Windows programs I don't need anymore. | Thursday, April 30, 2015 8:39:25 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| They recommend Firefox? MOrons... | Monday, April 27, 2015 11:41:20 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Baggadouche. Get with the program and use html5 open video codecs. None of this plugin bullshit @SHO_Network http://t.co/teQzphD1qN | Monday, April 27, 2015 11:40:55 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Don't re-quote your previous Skypes to me cunt | Monday, April 27, 2015 4:56:55 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @portfolioso Punctuation. I don't use it. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Friday, April 24, 2015 9:30:17 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| And it's working enjoyyyyy now back to Rangers & Yanks/Mets! | Friday, April 24, 2015 9:30:02 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| once again did an update and seeing if it broke my twitter app. testing | Friday, April 24, 2015 9:26:50 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| They always scream at the top of their lungs about the most politically incorrect bs when I'm trying to concentrate on this horse shit code | Friday, April 24, 2015 4:45:23 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Improper utilization of an IoC container. And now a word from our developers: http://t.co/cbwhwMVNoV | Wednesday, April 22, 2015 10:43:12 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| This place can eat a dick | Monday, April 20, 2015 2:47:03 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Most senior customer support rep just told me our clients were having an issue and their ISP was Cisco. #lol | Wednesday, April 15, 2015 1:49:40 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Dude. Quiet. Nonstop yappin. Trying to work here | Wednesday, April 15, 2015 9:38:17 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Tomorrow is Thomas Jefferson's birthday, says Google Calendar. No one gives a shit. | Sunday, April 12, 2015 4:00:21 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I have no use for Facebook anymore. It was cool when there were networks and it was actually social. Now it's just a link dumping ground | Saturday, April 11, 2015 10:05:18 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Was National Siblings Day even a thing last year? Don't remember this much fuss before. Facebook news feed should be renamed to sibling feed | Saturday, April 11, 2015 10:04:18 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Um. @MalJNew just made the BEST mac and cheese right now. You're jealous. Yes you are. | Friday, April 10, 2015 10:24:28 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Shut up Eddie | Thursday, April 09, 2015 9:54:51 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Watching some not so legit mlb stream from Canada and all I have to say is that Canadians have some weird ass commercials. | Monday, April 06, 2015 4:56:18 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I should be at the stadium | Monday, April 06, 2015 12:55:11 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @ky9 Happy opening day! You excited for your new and improved Mets? PS - Bartolo Colon is hysterical. | Monday, April 06, 2015 11:21:43 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Happy Opening Day 2015! | Monday, April 06, 2015 9:47:06 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I just ate ghost pepper salsa like an asshole | Thursday, April 02, 2015 1:59:58 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| What kind of asshole checks in PDB files (C# debugging binaries) into source control? | Wednesday, April 01, 2015 6:13:55 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @KFCBarstool God dammit Clancy. Now I have What's Luv on repeat #CubeLife In reply to @KFCBarstool's tweet | Wednesday, April 01, 2015 5:31:36 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @KFCBarstool: This Francesa/Fat Joe vine might be my favorite vine ever https://t.co/T8C5QHvFVR | Wednesday, April 01, 2015 4:42:42 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Welp, looking through my YouTube history, it's clear that the GF was chromcasting from my account at one point http://t.co/ymzqLQjvio | Wednesday, April 01, 2015 4:42:07 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Scott Weiland just put out an album? He didn't overdose yet? | Wednesday, April 01, 2015 12:26:14 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Listening to "New Music" on Google Play. Apparently, there's a new three Days Grace album. Sounds like it's 2003 bros. So generic. | Wednesday, April 01, 2015 11:53:32 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Dead serious, you guys: http://t.co/1SJ1rE99Im In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Wednesday, April 01, 2015 11:46:11 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I've been real quiet on Twitter recently. Trying to lose the negativity and bitching and ramp up the stupid | Wednesday, April 01, 2015 11:18:47 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Giving Luda's new album a spin over on Google Play #LUDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA | Wednesday, April 01, 2015 11:17:20 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Like, I needed to potato sack her immediately In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Wednesday, April 01, 2015 11:05:56 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Anna Gilligan was an absolute minx this morning on Good Day at the Javitz center auto show.. Minx. | Wednesday, April 01, 2015 11:02:15 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @Docent_Steve: Was just offered "pure internet" from a vendor. Thank god it isn't laced with anything like some of the other vendors | Wednesday, April 01, 2015 11:00:22 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| LULZ. Just renegotiated my contract with Time Warner for another year and got a promo for awful svc. Day one? Outage. Bahahahahahhahahah | Wednesday, April 01, 2015 10:42:42 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Don't understand how I'm supposed to get any work done if this guy TALKS about what he's going to do rather than doing anything. #letmework | Friday, March 27, 2015 10:33:32 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| shut upppppppppppppppppp | Thursday, March 26, 2015 10:53:35 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Director of Engineering here doesn't understand fuckin source control. | Wednesday, March 25, 2015 3:46:26 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| It's 2015. How about Windows Explorer doesn't fucking hang when a mapped drive isn't available. BEEN AN ISSUE SINCE THE 90s FIX IT | Tuesday, March 24, 2015 2:10:08 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| My @googledrive is all jacked up. All the dates on items shared with me say 1969 and tons of stuff is missing | Friday, March 20, 2015 1:03:29 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I find it a little odd that people would like a news post on facebook about a dude found hanging. Just... awkward. | Friday, March 20, 2015 12:59:47 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Spring Break --> 90s Frat BBQ Radio is baller @googleplaymusic http://t.co/YclrTNeNNd | Thursday, March 19, 2015 5:35:53 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm the new air drummer in the band Bad Kernel. Buncha dudes dressed up as colonels rocking out to lyrics about popcorn and Linux | Thursday, March 19, 2015 10:56:59 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Asks me if I know what I'm talking about. Go fuck your mother. Last time I try to help. | Tuesday, March 17, 2015 4:48:12 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I actually can't read Barstool anymore because their redesign fucked everything. Busted RSS, missing articles. Shit's weak. | Monday, March 16, 2015 2:43:21 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I actually have one and didn't before but was too tipsss to find the poop emoji and wanted to tweet it anyway. | Friday, March 13, 2015 6:23:10 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| The fact that I don't have a beer right now is horseshit 🐎💩 | Friday, March 13, 2015 6:22:25 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @DadBoner: Ain't been feeling' myself lately. Feels like a thousand years since I drank a thousand beers. The darkness has fell upon my … | Friday, March 13, 2015 6:16:49 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @KFCBarstool Tell the tech guy to fix the RSS feed on the site. I haven't read the Stool in days because it's broken and not on my Feedly In reply to @KFCBarstool's tweet | Friday, March 13, 2015 5:23:45 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @ky9 or for Asians to attach it to poles and take selfies | Friday, March 13, 2015 5:21:08 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Why the fuck would EMC vCenter's "new" web portal use Adobe Flash? Shit's been dead for years. Bring back the standalone or use HTML5. | Friday, March 13, 2015 5:17:37 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This Skype meeting is interfering with my listening to 40 Oz to Freedom... | Friday, March 13, 2015 1:02:01 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @DevNestNate @stoolpresidente http://t.co/gLHER4AGXr Pleeeeaseeeee fix the feeds. It makes me click to the site anyway so I still see ads In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Friday, March 13, 2015 11:54:22 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Why are Barstool's RSS feeds jacked? XML parse error: http://t.co/XSH3XYbW5R @DevNestNate @stoolpresidente | Friday, March 13, 2015 10:53:22 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| So tired of everyone complaining about slow dev environments, sending tickets to the wrong alias, and idiocy in general | Friday, March 13, 2015 10:29:38 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Just about in bed and this cocksucking platform starts throwing alerts | Friday, March 13, 2015 2:02:22 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| 'Murica http://t.co/fD8ToIorxb | Friday, March 13, 2015 1:07:55 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm not sad about Google Code going away because half the people using it redirected to @github or used it to mirror some other repository | Thursday, March 12, 2015 9:59:17 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm not even shitting you. We have a Potatoes team and we just told our client that we have the Potatoes working on it. | Wednesday, March 11, 2015 10:52:23 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'd be reeeeaaaaal confident if a vendor sent me this email "We're looping in the Potatoes team to help diagnose and identify a fix" | Wednesday, March 11, 2015 10:51:00 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Verizon is all fucked up on the east coast. Half the internet is down... | Tuesday, March 10, 2015 6:23:11 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| .@foursquare is dead. I'll use @swarmapp for checkin history, but all reviews on 4sq are outdated/irrelevant since it split. No one uses it. | Monday, March 09, 2015 2:15:32 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Someone is trolling this conference call with pirate ship music and it's not me and I love it. Organizers should force mute everyone. Dopes | Monday, March 09, 2015 11:05:43 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @RMerlinDev Flashed RTAC68 to 378.51 & lost WAN. DNS resolved to 10.x.x. Ran WAN autodetect and it fixed it, reboot didn't. Any complaints? | Sunday, March 08, 2015 11:56:45 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Supposed to go to the bar as a going away party for people too smart to work here, but my 90s rock playlist is holding me back tho | Thursday, March 05, 2015 6:24:05 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Dave Grohl, come at me http://t.co/LAfohK7o0d | Thursday, March 05, 2015 5:39:25 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Rewrite Minecraft in golang because fuck java | Thursday, March 05, 2015 5:38:14 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| PS we need more smokeshow smart programmer chicks here to tell morons to eat a dick In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, March 05, 2015 5:36:53 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This is EXACTLY what it's like where I work http://t.co/2SPOeR7NCs | Thursday, March 05, 2015 5:19:36 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Gotta take a wicked pissah | Thursday, March 05, 2015 5:10:08 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @BarstoolJJ @KFCBarstool Breastchester!!! In reply to @BarstoolJJ's tweet | Thursday, March 05, 2015 5:08:42 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I meant from drinking.... In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, March 05, 2015 5:01:02 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Shit. I'm a little toasted | Thursday, March 05, 2015 4:58:30 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This is sick. Anyone who does this needs to be fed foot first through a wood chipper... http://t.co/KfQaySVKVH | Thursday, March 05, 2015 11:12:30 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Shut up. Have things to do | Thursday, March 05, 2015 10:50:32 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Looks like GoDaddy is coming down hard on that abuser's list Bob Johnson http://t.co/uL3K7lr63K | Tuesday, March 03, 2015 7:52:42 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @TWC_Help Please schedule it for Tuesday and give me 6 more months of the 39.99 rate and I won't get FiOS | Friday, February 27, 2015 10:16:21 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Show me the pic of the black and blue dress and the gold and white one and let me SHA-256 checksum them. If they don't match, it's photoshop | Friday, February 27, 2015 10:15:04 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I own the fucking ticket. Come to me to fix it. Don't go to someone else. Obviously I have no purpose here. | Friday, February 27, 2015 4:22:26 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Absolutely infuriating when I take a ticket and tell someone no and then devs go up to some other engineer and they give them what they want | Friday, February 27, 2015 4:19:36 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| IT guy just told me to go fuck myself when I called out that we spent 40k on a video conferencing solution they used 5 times in 2 years. | Friday, February 27, 2015 3:56:47 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Ticketmaster is such a piece of shit. Why can't you specify a different shipping address from a billing address. | Friday, February 27, 2015 1:36:35 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Awful UX, @Ticketmaster. Why does it lose my CC info when I try to apply a promo code. | Friday, February 27, 2015 1:32:57 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Net Neutrality is good, but I feel like the government is going to fuck it up because that's what they do. | Friday, February 27, 2015 9:35:09 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I have no idea what my own fucking code is doing...... So legacy | Thursday, February 26, 2015 1:28:41 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Intense #NetNeutrality debate going on here in the office | Thursday, February 26, 2015 12:54:33 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Nothing pisses me off more than when I can't figure something out and people are screaming at the top of their lungs | Tuesday, February 24, 2015 5:27:10 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Stop fuckin laughing and being loud and do work | Tuesday, February 24, 2015 5:18:38 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Security guy doesn't even know what the fuck he's scanning. Made us disable port 80 externally and is wondering why nessus can't hit it. DER | Monday, February 23, 2015 6:21:58 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Haven't had acid reflux in forever but 100% of the time I have breakfast at Pret, my stomach goes on fire. What gives? | Friday, February 20, 2015 11:13:51 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Is it beer O'Clock yet? | Thursday, February 19, 2015 2:24:37 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| "I'm so anti big brother, but I LOVE watching data traverse a network" | Thursday, February 19, 2015 11:15:33 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| That time when biddies be saying my shit isn't deploying and they're so full of shit because it totally is deploying properly so blow me. | Wednesday, February 18, 2015 1:30:33 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Not giving up shit for Lent. So damn stupid. I'm just going to stop being an asshole to people for 40 days. How bout them apples? | Wednesday, February 18, 2015 1:00:30 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Wiki + Wizard = Wizzy | Wednesday, February 18, 2015 12:59:02 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Let me tl;dr this article for you... http://t.co/hYcZld2zha via @njdotcom http://t.co/ehMsam5bvb | Wednesday, February 18, 2015 3:06:51 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @ky9 Couldn't kill em. Broke my droid back in 09 and went back to that one | Friday, February 13, 2015 6:35:08 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @ky9 ENV3? | Friday, February 13, 2015 6:26:13 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @Jiaaro: Happy Valentines Day, I got you HTTPS by default. That's true love. | Friday, February 13, 2015 4:19:15 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| 🎵🎵 Gotta live, gotta live, gotta live In shit town 🎵🎵 | Friday, February 13, 2015 3:44:01 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This guy is so fucking stupid, the fact that he holds a VP title is laughable, but sounds about right where I work... | Friday, February 13, 2015 10:40:33 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| This guy's processor review is bosh: http://t.co/UVyM0F9iZB | Thursday, February 12, 2015 3:52:57 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuckin Windows updates broke my Anyconnect VPN. Pieces of shit. | Wednesday, February 11, 2015 12:46:48 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| ::Walks in:: ::Build Server break:: | Monday, February 09, 2015 10:31:24 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| eat a dick with this oncall period. our shit is imploding and i've gotten bugged every day. suits running shit into the ground. end is nigh | Saturday, February 07, 2015 11:57:32 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I can really go for an ice cold, frosty, golden beer right now. Need one. Like badly | Thursday, February 05, 2015 7:31:34 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I want a Mr. Pibb | Thursday, February 05, 2015 3:14:45 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| We're a scheduling software and somehow, we released a bug where you can't make an appointment via the API to production. This is very sad. | Thursday, February 05, 2015 10:19:27 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Murica. Second world county. I say it all the time: http://t.co/ZZERVwPsZu | Tuesday, February 03, 2015 4:06:32 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Our trunk we were supposed to release today now doesn't even compile. We are fucking awesome! | Tuesday, February 03, 2015 11:53:19 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Tomorrow's rollout is gonna suck a dick because we are trying to introduce breaking DB schema changes without offlining our app. MO-RONS | Monday, February 02, 2015 5:26:50 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| What in the actual fuck did Google Chrome do to the bookmarks manager in Chrome 40? Holy shit it's fugly. | Wednesday, January 28, 2015 11:52:31 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| To compare management where I work to The Interview, our suits are at the same stupidity level as Skylark when he switched bags. | Tuesday, January 27, 2015 5:33:29 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Record 4 day Twitter silence? JEEZ | Tuesday, January 27, 2015 1:03:50 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @RMerlinDev For the 378.50 B1 firmware, should I factory reset before or after flashing? | Monday, January 26, 2015 4:58:24 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I mean, most of my Twitter is satire/comedy, but oops: http://t.co/0QoUs5utV7 Nice knowin' y'all | Friday, January 23, 2015 12:23:18 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @RMerlinDev When I connect to the admin console externally via https, chrome always hangs on "Establishing Secure Connection" Any ideas? | Thursday, January 22, 2015 2:06:09 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Eat a dick gramps you suit motherfucker. I finished your task before you even asked for it because I know what's up and you're an idiot | Thursday, January 22, 2015 12:31:16 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| As much as I'd like to say this place can eat a dick (and it can), this level of urgency is actually fun | Wednesday, January 21, 2015 2:04:33 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Remember when that dude tried to index 6 1TB DBs and I laughed at him? They just realized now it hurt performance. #listentome | Wednesday, January 21, 2015 12:52:45 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Relax? You tell me to relax? Okay. I'll relax the rest of the day because now I'm not doing anymore work so BLOW ME | Tuesday, January 20, 2015 4:51:07 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| THIS GENIUS just kicked off 6 index maintenance jobs on six 1TB databases on the same virtualized hardware | Tuesday, January 20, 2015 3:00:17 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| like if you dont drop that as a childhood video and get laid, you're hopeless | Saturday, January 17, 2015 1:22:49 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Be like... Yo when I was 2 I drummed The Pretender. Instant fire hydrant from any normal girl. | Saturday, January 17, 2015 1:22:07 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Regarding that 2 yr old foo fighters drummer... Kid's gonna slay the MOST pussy when he's older guaranteed. | Saturday, January 17, 2015 1:21:25 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| WUT: https://t.co/ygAnd0XrtH | Friday, January 16, 2015 6:58:40 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| cunts | Friday, January 16, 2015 3:09:15 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Let's reward our employees by sending 34 people to Mexico. 75% of whom are sales and the rest haven't been here a year. We're a tech company | Friday, January 16, 2015 3:08:16 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. | Thursday, January 15, 2015 6:53:34 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Does this guy ever shut his fucking mouth? | Thursday, January 15, 2015 6:29:44 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| LOVE our marketing department: "We had a quick issue with our hosting servers" We are a tech company. This is sad. http://t.co/eAYYZSC7HV | Wednesday, January 14, 2015 3:47:04 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| "Networking of failover of the pipes going in?" THE PIPES ARE DOWN YOU GUYS | Tuesday, January 13, 2015 4:31:46 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Welp, our datacenter is getting DDoS'd. Who wants to come to bikini bar in the meantime? | Tuesday, January 13, 2015 4:03:00 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| It hasn't smelled this bad in the office since that stank vagina sales girl left | Monday, January 12, 2015 3:03:51 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| You stinky motherfucker you | Monday, January 12, 2015 2:59:34 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm sorry, but if you bring fish for lunch and heat it up in the office, you're an asshole. Eat it cold, or don't bring fuckin fish | Monday, January 12, 2015 2:59:27 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| What's the nicest possible way to tell this project manager 1) shut the fuck up 2) I know how to fix this and you don't know shit so STFU. | Monday, January 12, 2015 12:25:05 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm making fun of this idiot suit this entire call. Hope my mic doesn't unmute | Monday, January 12, 2015 10:45:23 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I instigated a quantum physics argument between our SysOps Russian and the Linux dude. It's been going on for 45 minutes already. | Friday, January 09, 2015 4:35:38 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Was trying to invite one of my boys to the bar tomorrow and was trying to say it was a "sick bar" but typo'd it to "dick bar" | Friday, January 09, 2015 3:42:06 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @BarstoolJJ IN! How big is the place based on past events? Am I going to have to fight for drinks? In reply to @BarstoolJJ's tweet | Friday, January 09, 2015 3:16:53 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I think it's totally justified to take all these terrorists and feed them feet first through a wood chipper for hours while beating them. | Friday, January 09, 2015 11:00:18 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Someone PLEASE mash up Steve Ballmer's "Developers developers developers" with his Fergie dance performance. | Friday, January 09, 2015 2:04:00 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| "I make dick jokes, am a borderline racist, alcoholic, drug addict" -@barstooljj via @YuppieJunk I might piss myself | Friday, January 09, 2015 1:46:40 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Yep... It kinda takes a REALLY long time to generate checksums for 90GB files... | Friday, January 09, 2015 12:58:43 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| http://t.co/3jw6olQ1tu | Thursday, January 08, 2015 3:28:05 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Everyone is pissing me off today | Thursday, January 08, 2015 11:34:53 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| These suits are so ignorant it's not even funny. Getting a spiked dick reamed to me on a process that hasn't changed in years. LOLZ | Wednesday, January 07, 2015 11:41:36 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| "I'm so sick of class action lawsuits. 'Dear Red Bull Drinker, Red Bull did not actually give you wings' SHUT UP" -@Docent_Steve | Monday, January 05, 2015 4:23:12 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| MURICA: http://t.co/rUhxWSo3eQ | Tuesday, December 30, 2014 5:24:57 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| NYPD Straight up mailing it in. Cuncel da de Blasio http://t.co/JGOmX1LX7O | Tuesday, December 30, 2014 12:09:59 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| GetGlue/TvTag Shutting Down? Good. Stopped using that shit when they started auto-tweeting self promo bullshit without my consent. | Sunday, December 28, 2014 11:46:55 PM | Twitter Web Client |
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