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“...no amount of American lives can resolve the political disagreement that lies at the heart of someone else’s civil war.” - Obama in 2007 Wednesday, September 04, 2013 2:45:58 PMTwitter Web Client
It's not my fault I can't look at your face if your nips are that perky through your clothes. Tuesday, September 03, 2013 2:57:38 PMTwitter Web Client
Time Warner Cable chokes on the tiniest cock possible. A fuckin cup and string can provide better internet service Friday, August 30, 2013 11:15:35 PMTwitter Web Client
Labor day weekend ruined by an understaffed, shittily coded piece of shit crashy system that I have to watch. Friday, August 30, 2013 5:02:45 PMTwitter Web Client
Gaurav's screensaver is blowing my mind right now. Fuckin acid trip tunnel sex magik Thursday, August 29, 2013 6:09:00 PMTwitter Web Client
Why would these dumb ass bitches install SQL Server reporting services on a fucking web server? Another thing for me to reconfigure Thursday, August 29, 2013 4:13:44 PMTwitter Web Client
It looks like I have a fuckin smallpox scab on my face Thursday, August 29, 2013 4:03:20 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm sorry, but Marcy Playground's first album is absolutely phenominal #90s Thursday, August 29, 2013 1:14:56 PMTwitter Web Client
@KeriAHarrison I take it one step further. I elbow check, walk into, push and/or yell at assholes who can't walk RIGHT on the street.
In reply to @KeriAHarrison's tweet
Thursday, August 29, 2013 12:29:02 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin pineapple juice leaked all over my clothes in my bag Thursday, August 29, 2013 12:26:27 PMTwitter Web Client
When Kramer hears about this, the shit's gonna hit the fan http://t.co/t9zoXW1imO Thursday, August 29, 2013 1:33:58 AMTwitter Web Client
Rackspace Cloud couldn't recover our slice after a host machine failure. I didn't have an image. Jesus fucking Christ. Thursday, August 29, 2013 1:30:15 AMTwitter Web Client
What the fuck happened to the Windows 8 Foursquare app? It got pulled? The eff, Microsoft. Wednesday, August 28, 2013 9:11:04 PMTwitter Web Client
I have a dreamcast! http://t.co/s41iDawszw Wednesday, August 28, 2013 9:08:00 PMTwitter Web Client
Protip: The RackSpace Cloud sucks balls. Do not use it Wednesday, August 28, 2013 3:57:11 PMTwitter Web Client
Whoever burned popcorn in this office really needs to go fuck themselves Tuesday, August 27, 2013 6:24:22 PMTwitter Web Client
VP of engineering lost it on someone in his office. I was staring and got caught looking. hhhhhhhhh Tuesday, August 27, 2013 9:38:39 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @VZWnews: Ready to #MeetMotoX with Verizon #4G LTE? Available online 8/29 & in stores in the coming weeks. $199.99 on contract http://t.… Monday, August 26, 2013 5:25:08 PMTwitter Web Client
i was some kind of weird yesterday and wrote a script to help with today's rollout. it ran perfectly today and helped immensely. Monday, August 26, 2013 1:33:35 PMTwitter Web Client
FUCKING ampersand in this password. Escaping ampersands in bash when you need to write it out to a file is bull fucking shit Monday, August 26, 2013 1:26:50 PMTwitter Web Client
Absolutely OBSESSED with Dave Grohl: http://t.co/GAgXolmfHR Monday, August 26, 2013 8:57:25 AMTwitter Web Client
Dr. Drew should do a Candy Crush Rehab show or some shit Sunday, August 25, 2013 9:03:24 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @EricMinick: "You took the whole dev team down because you took the lazy way out" #CITCON Quality is fast Saturday, August 24, 2013 5:25:46 PMTwitter Web Client
Cuncel da human race: http://t.co/Ay7n1Y7Odz Friday, August 23, 2013 1:47:11 AMTwitter Web Client
Just blocked event invites on Facebook from Becky Karen Meza on the grounds that I don't give a fuck about your 5000 fitness events Friday, August 23, 2013 1:37:57 AMTwitter Web Client
BS. I'm fat & the least calm RT @uberfacts People who remain calm in stressful situations tend to have higher rates of depression &obesity
In reply to @UberFacts's tweet
Thursday, August 22, 2013 11:24:16 AMTwitter Web Client
OH. MY. GOD. Kids on the train. SHUT THE FUCK UP Thursday, August 22, 2013 11:22:41 AMTwitter Web Client
8AM rollout on my day off Thursday, August 22, 2013 8:48:59 AMTwitter Web Client
Going to Boston for like one night. My mom gives me a surgical mask to bring. THE FUCK. Wednesday, August 21, 2013 9:53:24 PMTwitter Web Client
Just found out the George Washington Bridge cuts through Manhattan. Mind. Blown. Wednesday, August 21, 2013 9:52:25 PMTwitter Web Client
The entire RackSpace cloud is a piece of shit. Fuck their cloud servers, fuck OpenStack, fuck their block storage, fuck it all Wednesday, August 21, 2013 5:53:18 PMTwitter Web Client
In the words of Xtina: You suck diseased donkey wang Tuesday, August 20, 2013 2:48:42 AMTwitter Web Client
The calm before the release Monday, August 19, 2013 11:32:02 PMTwitter Web Client
It's beer o'clock in the office. I don't want any. What the fuck happened. Friday, August 16, 2013 3:54:12 PMTwitter Web Client
Gonna try something new. Something just happened that usually would have caused me to rage or get even. I'm going to just be like whatever Friday, August 16, 2013 1:04:21 PMTwitter Web Client
@dannyrob88 You're a dick.
In reply to @dannyrob88's tweet
Friday, August 16, 2013 10:10:41 AMTwitter Web Client
this guy can officially go fuck himself Friday, August 16, 2013 9:30:54 AMTwitter Web Client
SSIS Configuration makes me want to OD on xanax Thursday, August 15, 2013 5:18:35 PMTwitter Web Client
First you want me to get to the point. Now you want me to be a little more clear? Now you're deaded and get NOTHING from me today. Thursday, August 15, 2013 10:39:36 AMTwitter Web Client
Jesus Christ. Please explain to me how this image got uploaded to a production webserver in the web root? http://t.co/iQ8zVQihzS Thursday, August 15, 2013 9:25:05 AMTwitter Web Client
@scoopANDslam LOL. Jered. Jeff Weaver got caught smoking in a plane bathrooms while trying to bang flight attendants
In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet
Wednesday, August 14, 2013 9:33:29 PMTwitter Web Client
It's 2013. If you autoplay music on your corporate website, you deserve to go out of business. This is neither 2001 nor MySpace Wednesday, August 14, 2013 9:31:25 PMTwitter Web Client
See... I don't mess around. I told you it was public. #firefoxsucks Even with a clean profile and no extensions... http://t.co/QwpQbjrc9j
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, August 14, 2013 5:08:32 PMTwitter Web Client
Whenever piece of shit Firefox crashes, I always troll them. These comments are public btw http://t.co/CrJuy7ewSv Wednesday, August 14, 2013 4:43:18 PMTwitter Web Client
[3:32:23 PM] Gio: You wore a nice shirt yesterday. 100000:2 Wednesday, August 14, 2013 3:32:04 PMTwitter Web Client
[3:31:41 PM] Joe P: Gio's douche comment to nice comment ratio is 1000000:1 Wednesday, August 14, 2013 3:31:27 PMTwitter Web Client
Brent Ozar is going over our queries and just found a query that, in his words, "Sucks the big one" Wednesday, August 14, 2013 10:39:42 AMTwitter Web Client
#booker http://t.co/zFz49QEjZX Tuesday, August 13, 2013 4:15:19 PMTwitter Web Client
Joe P: "The way we implemented it was like if a clown picked up darts and started throwing them at a fucking dart board" #booker Tuesday, August 13, 2013 2:54:41 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck the fucking RackSpace Cloud. Get me AWS up in this bitch Tuesday, August 13, 2013 11:16:32 AMTwitter Web Client
Can I go home now? Tuesday, August 13, 2013 9:48:29 AMTwitter Web Client
#fail typed ipconfig on Linux. Typed ifconfig in Windows... =( Monday, August 12, 2013 10:13:27 PMTwitter Web Client
Stein: "If they fluoridated beer, I'd probably have better teeth" Monday, August 12, 2013 5:20:37 PMTwitter Web Client
Gabe: "Have you ever read the bible? Filthiest fucking book you'll ever read" Monday, August 12, 2013 4:50:00 PMTwitter Web Client
"Take a look @ the train driver next time he pulls into the station. Dude always looks like he’s one delay away from licking the third rail" Monday, August 12, 2013 4:26:15 PMTwitter Web Client
Jesus Christ Dave Robertson. You're amazing and probably my next closer, but you spam the fuck out of twitter. Unfollowed. Monday, August 12, 2013 10:12:55 AMTwitter Web Client
Our error log is great. Not only does it not log errors, but you can't search through it. So useful! Monday, August 12, 2013 10:11:25 AMTwitter Web Client
Everyone stop quoting Breaking Bad. You're not cool. Monday, August 12, 2013 1:25:26 AMTwitter Web Client
Firefox. Now worse than Internet Explorer Friday, August 09, 2013 3:20:47 PMTwitter Web Client
Can't even take a shit here without a text from boss man asking where I am. After he wouldnt let me take lunch because out system is a piece Friday, August 09, 2013 3:05:31 PMTwitter Web Client
"did you eat lunch yet?"
"no"
"Well get something now and get your ass back here"
*laughs*
"I'm not joking. We need you both from 2-4" 		Friday, August 09, 2013 1:34:06 PMTwitter Web Client
It's a soft day Friday, August 09, 2013 12:38:59 PMTwitter Web Client
Lavabit founder: I would strongly recommend against anyone trusting their private data to a company with physical ties to the United States. Friday, August 09, 2013 11:21:10 AMTwitter Web Client
Why in the actual fuck would MSFT think it'd a good idea to not include the telnet client by default. Run this: pkgmgr /iu:"TelnetClient" Thursday, August 08, 2013 5:55:19 PMTwitter Web Client
It's not that I want this Idaho ranch... I NEED this Idaho ranch: http://t.co/MP25z41R0y Thursday, August 08, 2013 12:50:00 PMTwitter Web Client
I want my own gig. I want to run shit. Create product. Run the infrastructure. Grow. I'm sick of being a cog in the machine Thursday, August 08, 2013 12:38:39 PMTwitter Web Client
TK and recruiting bitch: Shut the fuck up or talk somewhere not near my deask. Thursday, August 08, 2013 9:37:37 AMTwitter Web Client
As @lennon once retweeted: The less you care, the happier you'll be #whydoievenbother Wednesday, August 07, 2013 10:00:39 PMTwitter Web Client
It's really funny. I go home and try to do extra work to get ahead, and actually can't do anything because I'm blocked by everyone's bulshit Wednesday, August 07, 2013 9:59:44 PMTwitter Web Client
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BOOKER AND CASEY SPAIN http://t.co/ox8QSCTXhW Wednesday, August 07, 2013 9:55:41 PMTwitter Web Client
@ky9 Any of the newest Droids, or wait for a Moto X or HTC One. I am going Moto X for the software, but it's not the fastest, spec-wise
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Wednesday, August 07, 2013 8:06:43 PMTwitter Web Client
redis 127.0.0.1:6381> get FUCKS_GIVEN
"0" 		Wednesday, August 07, 2013 3:45:06 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck yourself. For being an asshole, you get no productivity for me today. I won't do a fucking thing Wednesday, August 07, 2013 10:45:58 AMTwitter Web Client
The RackSpace Cloud is a fucking piece of shit. Use Amazon instead Tuesday, August 06, 2013 5:09:15 PMTwitter Web Client
Valid question/annoyance. How come 9 times out of 10, 3/3 shitters are in use in this fucking office? Monday, August 05, 2013 4:59:11 PMTwitter Web Client
Did they suspend ARod yet? Monday, August 05, 2013 12:56:19 PMTwitter Web Client
The fact that my feeble fantasy team beat Simmons this week w/ 3 people on the DL set active is absolutely ludicrous. @Onethirdof3x5 Monday, August 05, 2013 11:10:54 AMTwitter Web Client
BoobSpace invited me to a private yacht party and I can't make it because I'm at a conference. Woof. Monday, August 05, 2013 10:41:42 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @KFCBarstool I'd put my dick in a wood chipper right now to switch to Fios
In reply to @KFCBarstool's tweet
Saturday, August 03, 2013 1:02:25 AMTwitter Web Client
:zap: Saturday, August 03, 2013 12:24:09 AMTwitter Web Client
Updated WordPress. Hope it doesn't break my Twitter app... Saturday, August 03, 2013 12:21:18 AMTwitter Web Client
Are they serious? Why the fuck would the Moto X launch with 4.2.2 when 4.3 is out already. Thursday, August 01, 2013 3:21:50 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @XtinaSchelin: Why did I think I'd be useful at work today? Why? #headache #starving #meetings Wednesday, July 31, 2013 1:31:27 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm fucking huge. Need to get rid of this tire belly Wednesday, July 31, 2013 1:31:01 PMTwitter Web Client
I just called the COO a fucking idiot out loud in front of everyone. Wednesday, July 31, 2013 10:34:28 AMTwitter Web Client
I feel like a lard assed fat fuck. My jeans are strangling me Wednesday, July 31, 2013 10:05:39 AMTwitter Web Client
Stein: "I'm eating a McDonald's Steak, egg and cheese" Wednesday, July 31, 2013 9:31:50 AMTwitter Web Client
Two things I cannot wait for: The Moto X and @arod's suspension Wednesday, July 31, 2013 2:13:05 AMTwitter Web Client
I can't code or script a fucking thing today. I'm borderline useless and have no fuckin idea what I'm doing Tuesday, July 30, 2013 12:35:06 PMTwitter Web Client
WHY IS IT IMPOSSIBLE TO MOVE FILES AND SUBFOLDERS IN WINDOWS FROM THE FUCKING COMMAND LINE OR POWERSHELL. CUNTS Tuesday, July 30, 2013 12:01:12 PMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu Also, starting in 4.3, they added TRIM, so devices won't get slow as hell over time: http://t.co/MKJ6iikmo0
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, July 30, 2013 10:06:16 AMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu Android's come a long way. 4.3 and beyond is unreal. iOS7 looks good though. I'm just too tied to the Google ecosystem
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, July 30, 2013 10:05:27 AMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu It's Android, bro. The struggle is real. Don't have that iOS7 fancy
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Tuesday, July 30, 2013 9:39:26 AMTwitter Web Client
On strike until my Moto X is in my hand #myphoneisapieceofshit Tuesday, July 30, 2013 9:32:57 AMTwitter Web Client
so fucking pissed off right now Monday, July 29, 2013 5:08:52 PMTwitter Web Client
How fucking stupid is India, spending 6 months surveying planets thinking they were spy planes. Christ! http://t.co/38AzxN3Umy Monday, July 29, 2013 2:00:26 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm puzzled as to why the Catholic Church decided to hold World Youth Day in Rio. Isn't the point of Rio to tap wild assed Brazilian sluts? Monday, July 29, 2013 11:46:59 AMTwitter Web Client
my phone just autocorrected sexter to Dexter Monday, July 29, 2013 11:02:01 AMTwitter Web Client
Probably Booker employees RT @uberfacts People are more likely to commit suicide on Monday than any other day of the week. Monday, July 29, 2013 10:59:37 AMTwitter Web Client
Words cannot even describe how much of a foul mood I've switched to the second I walked on the train to get to this fucking shithole Monday, July 29, 2013 10:58:38 AMTwitter Web Client