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With Google's new Contacts update, I need Froyo to sort my contacts the way I want them between Google and my Droid. HURRY UP VERIZON! Wednesday, August 11, 2010 1:11:11 AMTwitter Web Client
@waspito what'd you plug in a USB keyboard? Wednesday, August 11, 2010 12:40:16 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin cool. I click a YouTube link and my fucking screen blanks and my computer locks solid. Piece of shit's getting replaced soon. Tuesday, August 10, 2010 6:52:30 PMTwitter Web Client
It's not creeping if they don't know you're creeping on them. It's only creepy when they notice. Tuesday, August 10, 2010 5:53:42 PMTwitter Web Client
HOW MANY TIMES do I have to tell these fools that if they don't put their shit on the network it'll be wiped? & they lose their files anyway Tuesday, August 10, 2010 3:02:15 PMTwitter Web Client
And they lost. Fuckin a. But no surprise there. This is what happens when you waste bases loaded no outs. You deserve it. Monday, August 09, 2010 5:52:19 PMTwitter Web Client
Bases loaded 0 outs and you all struck out? Fucking lose the game now assholes. Christ Monday, August 09, 2010 4:41:44 PMTwitter Web Client
Whoa... Whoa... Whoa... Whoa... Verizon unblocked port 80? I can run a webserver now? Fuckin love this company FiOS for the win Monday, August 09, 2010 2:02:37 AMTwitter Web Client
Edit: in reply to the previous tweet, guy didn't even get with her. The F man, at least get your money;s worth Monday, August 09, 2010 1:40:14 AMTwitter Web Client
I'd LOVE to lose my job b/c I slept with someone and get a $40 million severance package. Would do it in a heartbeat: http://bit.ly/bzbg3z Sunday, August 08, 2010 10:23:53 PMTwitter Web Client
booooo just found out froyo can't play html5 audio tags. wtf google - it's supposed to be a webkit based browser Friday, August 06, 2010 9:42:44 PMTwitter Web Client
My line of bs to ignorant users: "You're getting a DB* error reading out code yff" (DB is dumb bitch and yff is your fuckin fault) Friday, August 06, 2010 6:41:47 PMTwitter Web Client
I love how I just used an SSH connection and the command line to compile code on a shared web server (i don't have a linux box at home) Friday, August 06, 2010 4:19:46 AMTwitter Web Client
Sometimes I wonder... What the fuck is the point of anything? The universe is all one sick joke that makes no sense Friday, August 06, 2010 4:02:51 AMTwitter Web Client
Well that was a botched upgrade... I'm just about restored off of backup. (And it's upgraded) so double win. Friday, August 06, 2010 2:26:07 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm still pissed at that smokeshow before at Dunkins who took the last straw from me. Wednesday, August 04, 2010 8:40:45 PMTwitter Web Client
I install and configure the districts fucking shit all day long and now when im home i need to continue installing and configging. fml Wednesday, August 04, 2010 12:36:58 AMTwitter Web Client
FUCKIN idiot I am. hastily deleted the flexnet licensing service last week which killed my adobe acrobat. reinstalling this will take years Wednesday, August 04, 2010 12:36:11 AMTwitter Web Client
My fuckin feeble computer sucks dick at extracting large archives over 1 gig Wednesday, August 04, 2010 12:29:12 AMTwitter Web Client
Why is the FUCKING pirate bay down when i need it?!?!? Tuesday, August 03, 2010 11:50:57 PMTwitter Web Client
I can haz froyo now plees? Tuesday, August 03, 2010 11:28:48 PMTwitter Web Client
About time Facebook updated its Android App. The original was completely useless. Still needs work. Needs to be able to tag pics and chat Tuesday, August 03, 2010 9:53:36 PMTwitter Web Client
Froyo for the Moto Droid is on Google's servers. When's it going to push out? Tuesday, August 03, 2010 5:39:47 PMTwitter Web Client
Come on Newegg... Ship my shit! I orded it last night usually it's out already. You're better than that Tuesday, August 03, 2010 11:28:27 AMTwitter Web Client
Booted into Win 7. But I don't wanna go back to XP =( =( Tuesday, August 03, 2010 12:16:29 AMTwitter Web Client
Figures Verizon would cripple tethering and mobile hotspot support from the original Droid in the upcoming Froyo release. Figures... Monday, August 02, 2010 5:56:06 PMTwitter Web Client
It's 4AM and I have work tomorrow. Rather than going to bed, I'm up tracking keygen music. Came out sick. Monday, August 02, 2010 4:20:10 AMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito No its not. Everyones a fuckin Nancy around here & half the people I know moved away and the ones who do chill can't throw ragers.
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
 Sunday, August 01, 2010 12:08:11 AMTwitter Web Client
Why won't this fucking computer wake on LAN? Saturday, July 31, 2010 12:38:17 AMTwitter Web Client
I can't stress enough how official Android 2.2 is: http://bit.ly/a4uu0K Cya next week! Friday, July 30, 2010 9:17:16 PMTwitter Web Client
OMGOMGOMGOMG FROYO Next week: http://bit.ly/cZ0XA6 Friday, July 30, 2010 7:10:58 PMTwitter Web Client
Can't read my own handwriting. Was that a 5 or an S in that PO number? Shitsky... And why am I working from home on a Friday evening? Friday, July 30, 2010 5:56:11 PMTwitter Web Client
just as an FYI re: my last tweet (to protect my ego), I don't work at a camp. IT, bitches - serious business. Camp is just there to annoy me Friday, July 30, 2010 4:41:24 PMTwitter Web Client
Digg commenters make me chuckle: http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/688/downloadiv.png Thursday, July 29, 2010 8:35:22 PMTwitter Web Client
RUMOR: Froyo will be pushed to the Droid, Droid X and HTC Incredible starting August 6th and will be completed by August 15th! FUCK. YES Thursday, July 29, 2010 1:02:19 AMTwitter Web Client
You take some fuck and some shit and some fuck and some shit you've got a fuck shit stack, a fuck shit stack. Wednesday, July 28, 2010 8:40:02 PMTwitter Web Client
If your first name and last name are both one syllable and rhyme, I feel bad for you son (and you're probably a fucking tool) Tuesday, July 27, 2010 1:18:08 AMTwitter Web Client
There is no way this bitch is 14: http://bit.ly/9RyXmG Tuesday, July 27, 2010 12:12:22 AMTwitter Web Client
my life suckssssssssss Monday, July 26, 2010 7:28:41 PMTwitter Web Client
Shut the fuck up trains. Why do these fucking conductors now blast the shit out of the horns for 5 minutes through the station? Monday, July 26, 2010 5:48:43 PMTwitter Web Client
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'll fuck you with a rake Monday, July 26, 2010 12:44:43 AMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika Who the hell drinks on a Thursday night? It's a work night. Oh wait, I used to when I was an alcoholic in college...
In reply to @Colithika's tweet
 Friday, July 23, 2010 2:10:49 AMTwitter Web Client
@tomwcleary Thanks TC for making me not look dumb to more people. And that wasn't supposed to publish until tomorrow. I'm bad at WordPress
In reply to @tomwcleary's tweet
 Friday, July 23, 2010 1:14:20 AMTwitter Web Client
Where the hell is the June keygen music pack? Looks like Denis over at keygenmusic.net is MIA Thursday, July 22, 2010 11:17:24 PMTwitter Web Client
Right now, I'm rolling .............................................................................................................. coins! Thursday, July 22, 2010 5:57:31 PMTwitter Web Client
Well at least my internet is fast... I have that going for me (joy), Just torrented 300MB in less than a minute. Thursday, July 22, 2010 3:04:01 AMTwitter Web Client
I want to vomit all over everything right now Thursday, July 22, 2010 2:51:51 AMTwitter Web Client
Optimum Online's upload fuckin sucks. maxes out at 1.5MBPS. Thank Christ I have FiOS (sucks that my dedicated is behind OOL though) Wednesday, July 21, 2010 7:52:03 PMTwitter Web Client
fuckin' whores Wednesday, July 21, 2010 1:30:24 PMTwitter Web Client
@plasma2002 You see some crazy people in IT with the most absurd requests. Drives me mad.
In reply to @plasma2002's tweet
 Tuesday, July 20, 2010 5:18:06 PMTwitter Web Client
suck my dick touchpad... Tuesday, July 20, 2010 5:16:15 PMTwitter Web Client
This physics engine amazes me: http://vimeo.com/13457383 Tuesday, July 20, 2010 4:34:11 PMTwitter Web Client
Heading over to Funz's to rebuild two servers. Monday, July 19, 2010 6:43:38 PMTwitter Web Client
I have a great idea for a T-Shirt. I just need a high res (clothed) ass, preferably drawn. Any ideas? I'm weirded out searching Google. Monday, July 19, 2010 4:43:29 PMTwitter Web Client
Bring me this GoDaddy girl: http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2010/2456452408_ed2f8c8470_o.jpg Monday, July 19, 2010 3:05:18 AMTwitter Web Client
I want it to snow. Now. Sunday, July 18, 2010 5:15:30 PMTwitter Web Client
Yeah... My shit. I need to get it together Sunday, July 18, 2010 3:47:07 AMTwitter Web Client
@ky9 I want Froyo... As in Android 2.2
In reply to @ky9's tweet
 Saturday, July 17, 2010 2:25:38 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm reading live blogs of Steve Jobs' iPhone 4 press conference and it's making me rage because he is SO FULL OF SHIT. Friday, July 16, 2010 1:51:36 PMTwitter Web Client
Oh, now it did... Fail Wednesday, July 14, 2010 12:07:17 PMTwitter Web Client
It won't let me tweet! Wednesday, July 14, 2010 12:07:10 PMTwitter Web Client
@waspito happy birffday. Have fun for me, because I'll be sweating balls around the EHS basement Wednesday, July 14, 2010 2:15:54 AMTwitter Web Client
Potato sack girl sining God Bless America at the All Star Game. Never heard of her. Tuesday, July 13, 2010 11:07:22 PMTwitter Web Client
CAN we fuckin hit the ball to someone other than Cano? I don't want him hurt. Tuesday, July 13, 2010 9:08:33 PMTwitter Web Client
I live! Probably not good to be sticking a multimeter into an outlet with the fuse jumped by a paper clip, but it's a sealed unit so f it. Sunday, July 11, 2010 11:38:10 PMTwitter Web Client
OK so since I don't have this fuse, I'm going to jump it with a piece of metal. If I kill myself, I didn't mean to. Sunday, July 11, 2010 11:25:54 PMTwitter Web Client
This week is going to be just wonderful (sarcasm). Sunday, July 11, 2010 11:20:49 PMTwitter Web Client
Jesus Fucking Christ with this laptop. I run out of RAM as much as I breathe air. Saturday, July 10, 2010 3:21:55 AMTwitter Web Client
My short term memory is fucked. Can't remember a goddamn thing anymore. Leaving my shit all over the place, etc. Too many years of drinking. Friday, July 09, 2010 5:32:48 PMTwitter Web Client
http://bit.ly/d2dmqd That shall be all Thursday, July 08, 2010 5:40:37 PMTwitter Web Client
Anyone have a 0.5A 250V 5x20mm fuse lying around that I can have? Thursday, July 08, 2010 4:58:27 PMTwitter Web Client
You mean to tell me I can't find one mother fucking ruler with metric on it. Christ! Thursday, July 08, 2010 4:51:59 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck you heat and Con Ed for the brownout. My multimeter is reading 98 volts in my outlet instead of 115... And my AC doesnt work Thursday, July 08, 2010 4:23:10 PMTwitter Web Client
OMG can my fucking cocksucking worn out touchpad stop being a jerky shitpile. This laptops going out the window tomorrow Thursday, July 08, 2010 1:42:10 AMTwitter Web Client
Can't even take a dump in peace without my mom messing up her computer. Had to VNC it from the shitter TMI? Who cares I'm a real crazy fuck Tuesday, July 06, 2010 11:54:23 PMTwitter Web Client
Figures. When I decide to work on the site, the server load is 38.32 & thats not even from my queries (should be <4) Fucking shared servers. Tuesday, July 06, 2010 11:33:01 PMTwitter Web Client
OH GOD... Attempting to mirror a wordpress install and dump and replace a database via command line. *gulps* Google's my friend Tuesday, July 06, 2010 10:29:23 PMTwitter Web Client
ABOUT TIME Facebook got rid of that ghetto assed Java uploader and replaced it with AJAX and html Tuesday, July 06, 2010 4:48:53 PMTwitter Web Client
please explain to me how Mexicans are outside breathing gas fumes by mowing lawns when its 103 out there. Go to some AC, bros Tuesday, July 06, 2010 4:41:58 PMTwitter Web Client
Yeah, I was going to get a new laptop in the fall, but the touchpad is so worn out, the mouse jumps everywhere. Probably going to be sooner Monday, July 05, 2010 4:17:35 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck this little fruitcup Bustin Jieber Sunday, July 04, 2010 9:18:38 PMTwitter Web Client
95 degrees and they're advertising Snuggies. Very poor advertising. Sunday, July 04, 2010 8:21:46 PMTwitter Web Client
It's 4AM, who the fuck decided it was a good idea to shoot fireworks and wake me up? Sunday, July 04, 2010 3:57:59 AMTwitter Web Client
Photoshop CS5 is way over my head. You need a Ph.D to use its new features. Also, my shitbox computer can't run it well. No GFX optimizatons Sunday, July 04, 2010 2:19:50 AMTwitter Web Client
My touchpad is bugging the FUCK out Saturday, July 03, 2010 4:48:36 AMTwitter Web Client
So tempted to buy a new laptop. Hmm $1700 Saturday, July 03, 2010 4:44:16 AMTwitter Web Client
@michellemm22 And do you ever tweet anything original anymore? All you do is retweet or link stuff with hastags Friday, July 02, 2010 2:12:58 PMTwitter Web Client
@michellemm22 remember that time we dumped beer out the window in Times Square? Yeah... Things like that, ACs, people pissing, etc
In reply to @michellemm22's tweet
 Friday, July 02, 2010 1:44:21 PMTwitter Web Client
Don't do this to me... Friday, July 02, 2010 4:50:24 AMTwitter Web Client
I might have to get a Chevy Volt, just for the Android integration. Yeah the whole electric thing is cool too/ 300 mile gas generator Friday, July 02, 2010 3:20:52 AMTwitter Web Client
Shouldn't have eaten a fuckin feast at 12AM. I feel so fat That was probably like 1100 calories Friday, July 02, 2010 1:08:19 AMTwitter Web Client
Just got Quake 3 Running on my Droid. Thursday, July 01, 2010 10:32:28 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito Bitches wish they had Androids. Whip that out and grab mad pussy yo. Thursday, July 01, 2010 9:15:56 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito Saw that two days ago and was going to send it to you. IDK why I didn't. It's really cool!
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
 Thursday, July 01, 2010 9:03:13 PMTwitter Web Client
@SonicBlur23 Not in the shitty loser city of Cleveland
In reply to @SonicBlur23's tweet
 Thursday, July 01, 2010 1:56:54 AMTwitter Web Client
@ky9 Come visit me. I'm like 5 minutes away from Iona (minus traffic)
In reply to @ky9's tweet
 Wednesday, June 30, 2010 12:35:22 AMTwitter Web Client
someone just asked "did he get tapped in the ass" instead of "did he tap any ass" BIG difference, especially when describing a dude. Tuesday, June 29, 2010 5:23:15 PMTwitter Web Client
Can these fucking classrooms get a little hotter? This is cruel and unusual punishment. Tuesday, June 29, 2010 10:12:21 AMTwitter Web Client
You ever read someone's Facebook and they're so happy it makes you want to vomit? Yeah... Monday, June 28, 2010 9:35:50 PMTwitter Web Client
negative on the opiates? Monday, June 28, 2010 9:03:33 PMTwitter Web Client
Just got home from work. OWWWWWW. Someone bring me oxys, fentanyl, vicodan, percs. whatever. Monday, June 28, 2010 4:24:58 PMTwitter Web Client
Wanted: real job, car, HD box for my room, an amp, a new guitar, a new laptop, a slut and the ability to make Coffee Coolattas whenever Monday, June 28, 2010 1:12:47 AMTwitter Web Client
Play with my magnetic word wall! http://portfolioso.com/magnetic/ (no I didn't code that... Not that good) Monday, June 28, 2010 12:52:41 AMTwitter Web Client
Somebody get me these sneakers: http://goo.gl/jfIP Sunday, June 27, 2010 7:36:13 PMTwitter Web Client
No importa que se lleva. Porque todo se quitará Sunday, June 27, 2010 3:35:07 PMTwitter Web Client
Alcohol withdrawal a month after I stopped drinking? That normal? And @waspito, Bob Sagat is the nastiest motherfucker I know. Hes awesome Saturday, June 26, 2010 3:07:51 AMTwitter Web Client
Where's this fuckin [c word] with my Coolatta? Friday, June 25, 2010 4:53:40 PMTwitter Web Client
Just have the captions for Service Trips, Rowing, Cross Country and Tennis. Then FUCKIN ENJOYYYY Friday, June 25, 2010 4:46:18 PMTwitter Web Client
My life would be so much easier right now if these fucking mother fuckers gave me high res pictures like i asked for. Not 300x240 shit Friday, June 25, 2010 4:14:15 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito As far as Verizon/Motorola Android updates go, late July really means October
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
 Friday, June 25, 2010 3:40:53 PMTwitter Web Client
It's official! Android 2.2 coming to the Droid in late July Friday, June 25, 2010 1:48:11 PMTwitter Web Client
@ShavingFoams But you don't make a phone with a glass back, even if its gorilla glass. It's dumb. Use plastic, rubber, metal or acryllic.
In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet
 Friday, June 25, 2010 1:04:55 PMTwitter Web Client
2:18am on Friday night and I'm all business and work. Just weeks ago when I was in college, I was obliterated by this time partying. FML Friday, June 25, 2010 2:18:10 AMTwitter Web Client
34 pages and our book is finished! ZOMG Wednesday, June 23, 2010 10:55:15 PMTwitter Web Client
To quote myself: "I just want to get fuckin blasted with hot chicks and make bad decisions" Tuesday, June 22, 2010 11:05:31 PMTwitter Web Client
Travlin' Max is the shit. He gave out light up maracas! We didn't get fuckin light up maracas at our orientation! Can I be a freshman now? Tuesday, June 22, 2010 9:30:32 PMTwitter Web Client
This is fucking miserable watching freshman orientation from a post grad perspective. Tuesday, June 22, 2010 6:32:14 PMTwitter Web Client
I am sitting in a glass windowed office talking on speakerphone. People outside think I'm crazy and talking to myself. Tuesday, June 22, 2010 5:23:42 PMTwitter Web Client
I come up to Fairfield to finish the yearbook and they have all these freshman smokes up here for orientation to distract me. Tuesday, June 22, 2010 12:00:46 PMTwitter Web Client
New Blog Post: Jesus Christ, A.J (http://blog.portfolioso.com/?p=1327) Tuesday, June 22, 2010 2:26:28 AMTwitter Web Client
A.J BURNETT CAN SUCK MY FUCKING BALLS Monday, June 21, 2010 10:26:12 PMTwitter Web Client
26 hours of entourage to catch up on before Sunday's season 7 premiere. That means I have 4 1/3 hours per day to watch. FML Monday, June 21, 2010 3:21:20 AMTwitter Web Client
New Blog Post: People Looked Like Fucking Freakshows in the 1980s: http://bit.ly/cKFi1o Monday, June 21, 2010 12:26:44 AMTwitter Web Client
I just discovered the Dalvik Debug Monitor and am geeking around with my Droid. Finally can take screenshots of the device. Yay Sunday, June 20, 2010 4:15:07 AMTwitter Web Client
The Yankees fucking SUCK right now. Painful to watch Friday, June 18, 2010 10:51:50 PMTwitter Web Client
Time for the Yankees to destroy the Mets! Friday, June 18, 2010 6:58:17 PMTwitter Web Client
Am I the only person who really doesn't give a shit about the World Cup? Friday, June 18, 2010 2:53:57 PMTwitter Web Client
Get a life, bro: http://blog.portfolioso.com/?p=1294 Friday, June 18, 2010 4:08:34 AMTwitter Web Client
New Blog Post - Yankee Problems: http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/06/17/yankee-problems/ Thursday, June 17, 2010 10:22:25 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin Phillies Thursday, June 17, 2010 9:47:36 PMTwitter Web Client
http://bit.ly/b71DCc Obama draws dicks on anything he signs Thursday, June 17, 2010 9:25:08 PMTwitter Web Client
WHOA who the fuck was that. The ass on that one. No women live around here. Thursday, June 17, 2010 8:52:21 PMTwitter Web Client
Can I disable these twitter place location suggestions? They're so fucking inaccurate, it's awful Thursday, June 17, 2010 8:35:44 PMTwitter Web Client
Yankees. Pull the bats out of your asses and use them. The fuck mang Thursday, June 17, 2010 8:34:58 PMTwitter Web Client
My mom hates Gmail. Sign of technological incompetence. Thursday, June 17, 2010 3:53:14 PMTwitter Web Client
Moyer you 47 year old gray wrinkled bitch. You have no right beating the defending world champs, who kicked your asses last October. Wednesday, June 16, 2010 9:15:07 PMTwitter Web Client
AJ Burnett get the FUCK OUT you suck Wednesday, June 16, 2010 8:18:48 PMTwitter Web Client
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, THAT DID NOT JUST HAPPEN Wednesday, June 16, 2010 3:02:59 PMTwitter Web Client
Haha AT&T fucking sucks: http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Techcrunch/~3/DGOWogv9QBY/ Wednesday, June 16, 2010 3:47:10 AMTwitter Web Client
Hey Optimum Online is decent... At 1AM (http://bit.ly/dpB10o) Too bad it's 1MBPS during peak times. FiOS FTW static 20/25MBPS speeds. Wednesday, June 16, 2010 1:06:22 AMTwitter Web Client
SWISHALICIOUS! Tuesday, June 15, 2010 7:58:59 PMTwitter Web Client
OK the Droid X is officially bigger than my dick. This is getting out of hand: http://www.engadget.com/photos/motorola-droid-x/ Tuesday, June 15, 2010 6:34:38 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin twitter won't connect from Android. Twitter needs to test shit before rolling out new features and breaking their servers off Tuesday, June 15, 2010 11:36:32 AMTwitter Web Client
I think this is the first time in 20 year's I've seen an NYPD car come by this block. They usually avoid it like the plague. Tuesday, June 15, 2010 9:29:11 AMTwitter Web Client
Johnny Drama's such a fagggggggggg. Tuesday, June 15, 2010 1:15:09 AMTwitter Web Client
The just flew in the liver, I gotta do the transplant. Monday, June 14, 2010 12:55:50 AMTwitter Web Client
And now I will attempt to watch seasons 1-6 of Entourage (39 hours) as quickly as possible before 6/26 when season 7 begins Friday, June 11, 2010 5:37:10 PMTwitter Web Client
These mother fuckin landscapers for every sing neighbor decide to show up at 3PM and make noise when I have important business calls to make Friday, June 11, 2010 2:53:28 PMTwitter Web Client
Too crude? Friday, June 11, 2010 4:04:03 AMTwitter Web Client
Who is that reporter woman on season 4 of Dexter? Because I'd like to bang the shit out of her Friday, June 11, 2010 2:30:15 AMTwitter Web Client
@ShavingFoams Mini HDMI ports are just as small as micro USB ports
In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet
 Friday, June 11, 2010 12:53:10 AMTwitter Web Client
By the way, this cool ass fall weather needs to stay for the whole summer. I am loving it and do not miss the heat. I hate the fucking heat. Thursday, June 10, 2010 2:39:08 AMTwitter Web Client
Wow... Could count that shit on one hand. Have some work to do Wednesday, June 09, 2010 6:37:02 PMTwitter Web Client
Finally understood and made use of twitter's list feature for epicness without clogging my feed: @portfolioso/satire Wednesday, June 09, 2010 4:34:30 AMTwitter Web Client
Brand spankin' new Droid! It's amazing how worn out my old one got since Jan. Charging port was all loose and shit, plus the GPS works now! Tuesday, June 08, 2010 3:41:44 PMTwitter Web Client
@plasma2002 Yes. Never do that.
In reply to @plasma2002's tweet
 Tuesday, June 08, 2010 1:40:00 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck my life.while pretending to be sober. I walked into 3 bins in my hallway and woke my parents up. f'in shit all over the place.. move it Tuesday, June 08, 2010 1:37:50 AMTwitter Web Client
I need a drink. Or 8 Monday, June 07, 2010 3:49:41 AMTwitter Web Client
I have a little problem to solve over here... Friday, June 04, 2010 4:09:54 AMTwitter Web Client
Droid GPS hasn't worked for 2 weeks and the defective piece of shit is going back tomorrow for replacement Friday, June 04, 2010 3:46:36 AMTwitter Web Client
That was a joke by the way, if anyone didn't catch on Thursday, June 03, 2010 8:38:43 PMTwitter Web Client
I told those fuckers to keep the blue paint away from me. And this is what happens: http://bit.ly/cqBO11 Thursday, June 03, 2010 8:26:58 PMTwitter Web Client
I hate when I want to tweet something and can't bc the person follows me. Thursday, June 03, 2010 4:02:42 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin Best Buy, I ordered one thing online a year ago and they keep spamming my email with offers. Wednesday, June 02, 2010 9:16:15 PMTwitter Web Client
How many of you herbs are around tonight for my birthday? Apparently not @colithika and @waspito because they run away far Tuesday, June 01, 2010 6:22:12 PMTwitter Web Client
I have a conference call with a fucking douchebag right now that I shouldn't be dealing with on the grounds that I graduated already... Tuesday, June 01, 2010 1:55:23 PMTwitter Web Client
All you can do is play along at life, and hope that sometimes you get it right Monday, May 31, 2010 5:46:12 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito That is my mom at Subway. She doesn't understand the customization and thinks you can just get stuff from the menu
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
 Monday, May 31, 2010 3:37:54 PMTwitter Web Client
There is no reason for this to be happening to me. I'm so much better. It's really insane. Monday, May 31, 2010 5:28:00 AMTwitter Web Client
This T-Shirt is completely true: http://grabist.com/product.php?id=5 I totally agree. Sunday, May 30, 2010 6:57:58 PMTwitter Web Client
I just looked at my graduation party pics and couldn't help but notice how damn attractive I am. Sunday, May 30, 2010 12:33:22 PMTwitter Web Client
@ShavingFoams Right. But it failed. And it would make more sense if mud was pumped in through a bigger series of tubes.
In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet
 Sunday, May 30, 2010 12:32:41 PMTwitter Web Client
See this is why the Dutch are so much better than Americans. Why don't we have these contests here: http://bit.ly/bFMxMq Wednesday, May 26, 2010 5:54:02 PMTwitter Web Client
Take this heat and shove it up your ass. It's May, not July Wednesday, May 26, 2010 5:46:33 PMTwitter Web Client
WE LEFT OUT HALF THE FUCKING FOLIOS. UGH... YEARBOOK Wednesday, May 26, 2010 12:06:22 PMTwitter Web Client
bleeding money and what do I do? Buy a new TV. Because 1) I fucking hate CRTs and 2) My stocks crash everyday anyway, so fuck it Tuesday, May 25, 2010 11:53:20 PMTwitter Web Client
As much as I bitched about this roommate bro all year long, he legit just made my day Sunday, May 23, 2010 4:06:00 AMTwitter Web Client
unless youre getting with a fuckin whore, there's fucking no reason for this. this is so gay. there are gays that are cooler than these fags Sunday, May 23, 2010 2:11:14 AMTwitter Web Client
jesus fuckin christ. my house is so god damn gay. last night ever of college and everyones passed the fuck out Sunday, May 23, 2010 2:10:21 AMTwitter Web Client
I approve of the new STP album. A little generic, but it's got that STP old school sound to it Friday, May 21, 2010 1:16:13 PMTwitter Web Client
Somebody get me a Google TV! Friday, May 21, 2010 12:23:43 PMTwitter Web Client
GOOGLE > APPLE (F you Steve Jobs and your lame ass keynotes). Google just went to town at I/O Thursday, May 20, 2010 9:16:31 PMTwitter Web Client
Sad thing is that it'll probably take Verizon 1.5 years to send this to the Droid, and the Droid Incredible will probably get first priority Thursday, May 20, 2010 12:34:03 PMTwitter Web Client
I am pretty much wetting myself over how amazing Android 2.2 looks Thursday, May 20, 2010 12:30:12 PMTwitter Web Client
I WANT SOME FROYO: http://www.engadget.com/2010/05/20/android-2-2-froyo-officially-announced/ Thursday, May 20, 2010 12:23:07 PMTwitter Web Client
Portfolioso: complete homewrecker. Tiger 2.0 in training. Thursday, May 20, 2010 3:47:05 AMTwitter Web Client
Haha I love how I can be a HUGE dick to people sometimes Thursday, May 20, 2010 3:15:43 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @kevinrose: ever see those email sigs that say "Please consider the environment before printing this e-mail", who prints email? Wednesday, May 19, 2010 11:07:03 PMTwitter Web Client
Our mourning doves hatched! AWWWWWWWW Tuesday, May 18, 2010 6:16:10 PMTwitter Web Client
Actually, I blame the Linksys for it losing WiFi Monday, May 17, 2010 2:08:11 AMTwitter Web Client
This fucking Droid fucks up way too much Monday, May 17, 2010 1:59:27 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @mirror3x5: thank god im a country boy Friday, May 14, 2010 10:39:25 PMTwitter Web Client
Who wants to fold my clothes for me because I'm lazy. Benefits include seeing my pretty face, and maybe snuggling Thursday, May 13, 2010 1:43:30 PMTwitter Web Client
OMG Android 2.2 - I just wet myself a little bit! Wifi tethering and portable access points. (And flash... yawn, its cool but flash sucks) Thursday, May 13, 2010 5:34:04 AMTwitter Web Client
@Ky9 also any train line going into Grand Central > trains going into Penn Station. Midtown is where it's at, not 31st st... Thursday, May 13, 2010 3:47:14 AMTwitter Web Client
@ky9 False.The New Haven line sucks bc the trains are old (dumb overhead power) Harlem line has bitchin new trains = to LIRR. Same MTA, foo.
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 Thursday, May 13, 2010 3:45:12 AMTwitter Web Client
It's so excellent that I'm completely sober right now, otherwise I would have probably lost it. But instead I'm chill. Road to recovery lol Wednesday, May 12, 2010 2:03:40 AMTwitter Web Client
I just burned my finger trying to light a match in a matchbook with one hand. I know a bro who can do it. I guess I wasn't taught well =( Wednesday, May 12, 2010 1:57:59 AMTwitter Web Client
2 egg and cheese sandwiches at 2:15AM... Yum. I won't get a heart attack.. The alcohol melts the cholesterol away Tuesday, May 11, 2010 2:14:21 AMTwitter Web Client
Protip: Eating 3 Super Duper Weenie chili dogs at 11PM is *NOT* a good idea Monday, May 10, 2010 2:00:52 AMTwitter Web Client
My liver aches Sunday, May 09, 2010 5:01:03 PMTwitter Web Client
Someone tell this loud bitch on the other side of this plywood ghetto wall to shut the fuck up when I'm trying to study Sunday, May 09, 2010 11:40:08 AMTwitter Web Client
This is absolute BALLS. Saturday, May 08, 2010 3:54:26 PMTwitter Web Client
Need more time. Game over. Saturday, May 08, 2010 1:32:58 PMTwitter Web Client
Just stepped on and broke a bunch of Darryl's shit climbing out of bed. Too bad. That's what you get for leaving your shit in my way, Saturday, May 08, 2010 12:12:35 PMTwitter Web Client
THIS SITUATION IS BEYOND FUCKED. TAKE THE WORST THING THAT COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN AND MULTIPLY IT BY 43 Thursday, May 06, 2010 5:49:43 PMTwitter Web Client
@RockNationRadio I'd like to remind you all that RockNation only played last Tues because I cleaned Maresc's virus from all that Vixen porn
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 Thursday, May 06, 2010 1:48:23 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck you, stock market you downward spiraling piece of shit. Thursday, May 06, 2010 1:32:20 PMTwitter Web Client
I absolutely hate it when you fall asleep with contacts on and then have blurry vision spots the next day Thursday, May 06, 2010 12:29:02 PMTwitter Web Client
No matter what I do I can;t fucking win. For fucks sake. Thursday, May 06, 2010 1:43:49 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm pretty sure I'd get excommunicated for this paper, but it's for Jesuits, they'll be cool with it because anything goes with those dudes. Wednesday, May 05, 2010 6:01:09 PMTwitter Web Client
I love how I'm ripping apart nuns in my religion paper. Like seriously, in today's world, what the fuck is the point of a nun? Wednesday, May 05, 2010 6:00:12 PMTwitter Web Client
I don't care that some ugly goth RA just cockblocked yo, let me write my paper. Wednesday, May 05, 2010 5:27:18 PMTwitter Web Client
OK it's not Google, it's the piece of shit school network not letting me log into Gmail Wednesday, May 05, 2010 4:25:11 PMTwitter Web Client
Ok this is Fucked. My Gmail is down from multiple ISPs and won't log in from anywhere. Wednesday, May 05, 2010 4:22:44 PMTwitter Web Client
#GOOGLEFAIL Load my funking gmail you piece of shit... Wednesday, May 05, 2010 4:18:24 PMTwitter Web Client
Very difficult to write a paper when your house starts drinking at 2PM and it's 76 and Sunny outside... GR Wednesday, May 05, 2010 2:37:50 PMTwitter Web Client
But I don't wanna write this paper Wednesday, May 05, 2010 2:34:26 PMTwitter Web Client
Just had the best entrance into my house ever. Walked in and was like "mothafuckaaaaaaaaz" (from The Hangover) Tuesday, May 04, 2010 1:16:30 PMTwitter Web Client
Google Reader has been fucking up since Sunday and not marking my shit as read / repeating everything I've seen already. WTF. #googlefail Tuesday, May 04, 2010 11:32:35 AMTwitter Web Client
Let's play the "empty our bank accounts on alcohol and general debauchery" between now and the end of senior year... Monday, May 03, 2010 2:52:31 PMTwitter Web Client
@SonicBlur23 yes, he should move south where it's 85 everyday and what he's used to.
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 Monday, May 03, 2010 1:41:46 AMTwitter Web Client
@SonicBlur23 Actually Danny good thing you reminded me bc I just checked and my housemate put my fucking heat on 71. Lousy bastard...
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 Monday, May 03, 2010 1:37:12 AMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito You're going to tell me to f myself, but my central air at school is pumping away at 67
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 Monday, May 03, 2010 1:30:27 AMTwitter Web Client
Well that is blatantly obvious and solidifies my point... On to the next one. Monday, May 03, 2010 1:20:59 AMTwitter Web Client
http://briantorff.com/ <--That fuckin guy is annoying me with shitloads of work at the end of the semester Sunday, May 02, 2010 11:11:49 PMTwitter Web Client
Oh and mad props to @portfolioso for not being a fucking idiot this weekend (unlike other times) Sunday, May 02, 2010 9:44:30 PMTwitter Web Client
I am sick and tired of this mother fuckin slow internet on this mother fuckin campus. Sunday, May 02, 2010 9:39:06 PMTwitter Web Client
Alcoholism weekend begins now. Friday, April 30, 2010 4:08:51 PMTwitter Web Client
I get it. B.o.B's Airplanes is a good song, but if another female makes those lyrics her status/twitter/facebook etc i will flip. sick of it Friday, April 30, 2010 4:48:02 AMTwitter Web Client
TO Derek McKissick's paper: EN FUCKING JOYYYYYYYYYYYY Friday, April 30, 2010 4:24:34 AMTwitter Web Client
Also, my attention span for this paper is like a paragraph at a time Friday, April 30, 2010 1:57:59 AMTwitter Web Client
@ffioretti That's the point/ why I have it private - so people who Google me aren't subjected to my 140 character rants
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 Friday, April 30, 2010 1:57:28 AMTwitter Web Client
And they did visit. It's because I'm so hot Friday, April 30, 2010 12:21:11 AMTwitter Web Client
Unless these little sluts want to visit me in my office, I highly recommend they shut the fuck up outside Thursday, April 29, 2010 11:44:28 PMTwitter Web Client
Imagine me not getting any work done because of a fucking dance party (should end in 10 though) Thursday, April 29, 2010 11:19:28 PMTwitter Web Client
It was quiet all day in this fuckin BCC when I wasn't doing work. Now I go to do my paper and a fuckin DJ comes in for the fuckin freshmen. Thursday, April 29, 2010 9:58:07 PMTwitter Web Client
Life likes to torture me by putting things that piss me off RIGHT IN MY FUCKING FACE 24/7 Thursday, April 29, 2010 2:08:20 PMTwitter Web Client
I have tonight and Thursday night to write two papers. Then I'll be free for the weekend Tuesday, April 27, 2010 7:52:04 PMTwitter Web Client
XANAX. now Tuesday, April 27, 2010 4:51:27 PMTwitter Web Client
This is an absolute JOKE RIGHT NOW. I can' believe this nonsense. It's hysterical at least Tuesday, April 27, 2010 4:49:22 PMTwitter Web Client
Not what I needed right now Tuesday, April 27, 2010 4:31:23 PMTwitter Web Client
Correction: bass guitar. And moderately hot. (@RockNationRadio sent me a creepercam of WVOF. Merry Christmas to you too, James) Monday, April 26, 2010 9:24:41 PMTwitter Web Client
Live band in WVOF next door. Female guitarist has her ass against the window, can't tell if shes hot or not but it's a good ass. Monday, April 26, 2010 9:03:40 PMTwitter Web Client
Damn! Boobquake day actually caused an earthquake: http://bit.ly/csWodC (too bad its cold and rainy in CT, I could use some participation) Monday, April 26, 2010 2:43:43 PMTwitter Web Client
This new water cooler's water tastes like plastic. I told the bros setting it up to flush it out but they were like whatever brah Sunday, April 25, 2010 11:17:39 PMTwitter Web Client
Like they say: money talks shit walks Sunday, April 25, 2010 10:33:28 PMTwitter Web Client
Once again: GMail + File attachments = #googlefail Sunday, April 25, 2010 9:21:59 PMTwitter Web Client
"Every Ari needs his Lloyd" -@RockNationRadio Sunday, April 25, 2010 7:39:33 PMTwitter Web Client
People have the whole damn townhouse quad, yet they decide to smoke right outside my window. Thanks Saturday, April 24, 2010 11:51:53 PMTwitter Web Client

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