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fuck yeah social networking + foursquare for making me remember where the fuck i was last night Saturday, April 24, 2010 10:24:35 AMTwitter Web Client
Jesus F'in Christ, Google. Stop sucking dick with attachments in Gmail Friday, April 23, 2010 2:08:17 PMTwitter Web Client
Ok 1) don't clip fuckin car battery jumper cables to your fucking hand. My muscle is killing Friday, April 23, 2010 2:50:51 AMTwitter Web Client
Paper or beer pong? Hmm, I wrote a paragraph out of 7 pages, so beer pong Thursday, April 22, 2010 10:02:13 PMTwitter Web Client
You are rather attractive right now Thursday, April 22, 2010 2:51:57 PMTwitter Web Client
2 TVs in this house I never watch. When I need to watch the game, one fucker is playing halo and the other is watching some black show. fml Thursday, April 22, 2010 12:12:37 AMTwitter Web Client
The internet on campus is fucking amazing:http://bit.ly/a1PXdl (can't wait until I go back to FiOS next month, sick of this stupid shit) Tuesday, April 20, 2010 2:04:01 PMTwitter Web Client
OK so I have like 2 weeks to figure the rest of my life out or else I'm fucked. Tuesday, April 20, 2010 2:16:50 AMTwitter Web Client
I think this is the week I begin drinking every single night in a row... Sunday, April 18, 2010 11:56:54 PMTwitter Web Client
@michellemm22 You do your smiley faces backwards. It's :) not (:
In reply to @michellemm22's tweet
 Sunday, April 18, 2010 4:17:47 AMTwitter Web Client
Colleen and Alex are the fucking shit Sunday, April 18, 2010 4:10:22 AMTwitter Web Client
1AM sauseech and peppers. Thanks Jon Friday, April 16, 2010 12:59:00 AMTwitter Web Client
Fact: Whenever you rip ass in your office alone and it reeks, someone will always knock and visit you. Never fails. Thursday, April 15, 2010 3:06:15 PMTwitter Web Client
well so much for laundry and my paper... oops Thursday, April 15, 2010 1:58:55 AMTwitter Web Client
I was using the iPad playing a game and a low battery bubble interrupted it. WEAK. Where's the notification panel? Android > Apple Wednesday, April 14, 2010 11:21:46 PMTwitter Web Client
Hey you there in the red shirt. Party in my office. Wednesday, April 14, 2010 10:12:39 PMTwitter Web Client
Sooooooo many possibilities but I can't pull the trigger and hit the target. Wednesday, April 14, 2010 9:32:58 PMTwitter Web Client
I am determined to drink excessively this entire week Tuesday, April 13, 2010 2:21:01 AMTwitter Web Client
Quite possible that our fridge broke. I don't hear the fan spinning. Shit Monday, April 12, 2010 5:35:58 AMTwitter Web Client
Decode me (and don't cheat looking at the URL): http://bit.ly/9ssVtt Monday, April 12, 2010 4:35:11 AMTwitter Web Client
In other news, isn't it depressing as fuck when you want something you know you can never have? Monday, April 12, 2010 3:30:14 AMTwitter Web Client
This ass wakes up at 3:30 and raises the heat when I had it off. I swear I'm breaking into our basement & flipping the switch on the furnace Monday, April 12, 2010 3:29:52 AMTwitter Web Client
how stupid is this bitch "Wow you've been drinking for a while how are youstill awake" "practice" "What practice?" cant make this shit up Sunday, April 11, 2010 1:46:08 AMTwitter Web Client
Why am I still alive, I've been drinking since 11AM yesterday Sunday, April 11, 2010 1:44:21 AMTwitter Web Client
"whenever I text you, why don't we ever chlll?"
"I'm always chill when I text you"
"No like hang out"
" IDK, I'm always chilling"
(facepalm) 		Sunday, April 11, 2010 1:40:07 AMTwitter Web Client
This freshman is a fucking dumbass and is too stupid to get herself some ass. Like legit blond Jersey dumb. Not worth my time Sunday, April 11, 2010 1:37:42 AMTwitter Web Client
I have been drinking for 11 hours straight. JEEZ Sunday, April 11, 2010 1:35:40 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @mirror3x5: dem bums Thursday, April 08, 2010 7:54:09 PMTwitter Web Client
Mirror Classics. Best He Said ever: http://fairfieldmirror.com/2003/11/19/hesaidwhenigetthatfeeling/ Thursday, April 08, 2010 2:46:38 PMTwitter Web Client
Hopefully the network people won't notice I'm transferring 10 gigs of ISO images on the LAN. Do that externally and you'll get insta-banned Thursday, April 08, 2010 4:01:15 AMTwitter Web Client
Absolutely no reason why there should be a 3G outage at 3AM when the tower is empty... F'in A, Verizon this is bullshit. 1x is slow shit Thursday, April 08, 2010 3:09:13 AMTwitter Web Client
Just finished the movie Breach. It was sick. Pumped to hear Eric O'Neill speak tomorrow, and apparently I get to have lunch with him Friday Thursday, April 08, 2010 2:26:22 AMTwitter Web Client
Uber productivity. 3 different browsers and 2 computers. Wednesday, April 07, 2010 6:17:38 PMTwitter Web Client
Blow my breakfast Wednesday, April 07, 2010 1:06:35 PMTwitter Web Client
Something about these warm spring days... Smokes are out in full force. Lovin it Tuesday, April 06, 2010 4:01:18 PMTwitter Web Client
Although the new 3D Gallery app in Android 2.1 is eye candy, I am NOT a fan of the way it caches the images. Very poor quality Tuesday, April 06, 2010 3:19:49 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck Comcast for winning a Supreme Court case that pretty much fucked Net Neutrality. Enjoy your bittorrent filtering, I'll be on Verizon Tuesday, April 06, 2010 2:02:08 PMTwitter Web Client
The internet sucks at Fairfield University. I go from FiOS to this bullshit. Tuesday, April 06, 2010 1:32:58 PMTwitter Web Client
FINALLY! 2.1 just pushed to my phone and is installing now Tuesday, April 06, 2010 11:15:20 AMTwitter Web Client
Explain my motivation: just made a cauliflower quiche at like 11:15PM to now Monday, April 05, 2010 11:55:11 PMTwitter Web Client
F Yeah! $1 RCA to 3.5mm headphone plug works pimp, replacing my buzzy bad connection one. I almost bought one on newegg for $8 Monday, April 05, 2010 4:50:27 PMTwitter Web Client
On to the next one. Oh and time to go biking. Probably not smart with less blood in me, but fuck it, it's a nice day. Monday, April 05, 2010 11:35:34 AMTwitter Web Client
like a needle in the vein Monday, April 05, 2010 11:29:17 AMTwitter Web Client
Youtube is broken. 500 internal server error an all videos. Get those highly trained monkeys on it... #googlefail Monday, April 05, 2010 3:06:05 AMTwitter Web Client
Piece of shit router reboot, and now it's golden. Wooo Wooo. Monday, April 05, 2010 2:28:18 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin a, Verizon. Please explain to me why my 25/25 FiOS is running unacceptably at 8 MBPS. Fuck do you think this is cable or some shit? Monday, April 05, 2010 2:25:50 AMTwitter Web Client
best iPad hating quote ever: "i buy shit that's useful to me, like alcohol, tobacco and devices that multitask, not the iPad" Monday, April 05, 2010 1:37:35 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @askmeques: Happy Easter everyone! Have a nice day with your families! http://twitpic.com/1d8ddm Sunday, April 04, 2010 6:07:03 PMTwitter Web Client
All I did was dream about the stupid fucking iPad all night. Can't even rest Sunday, April 04, 2010 9:59:10 AMTwitter Web Client
BORED BORED BORED. @colithika. MOVEEEEEEE Saturday, April 03, 2010 10:46:26 PMTwitter Web Client
Well she's hot down to her nose, but below that idk... Saturday, April 03, 2010 9:29:46 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm getting anxious for this new STP album Saturday, April 03, 2010 2:57:51 AMTwitter Web Client
@colithika Happy birthday, you old fuck. <3 you son Saturday, April 03, 2010 1:54:48 AMTwitter Web Client
All Google sites and services are loading like shit, and my connection is steady at 25MBPS #googlefail Friday, April 02, 2010 10:13:10 PMTwitter Web Client
I had this mother fucker's number blocked for 4 months and the block expired and I get 3 texts in 2 minutes. You shitting me? Friday, April 02, 2010 8:29:43 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @kevinrose: BAM, Digg App for Android released! http://bit.ly/chyLbP Friday, April 02, 2010 4:12:50 PMTwitter Web Client
Been on a White Stripes kick lately. Makes me want to jam Friday, April 02, 2010 2:53:51 AMTwitter Web Client
poop. Apparently the UV index was high enough to get burned in just an hour. There goes me sitting out there again tomorrow... Thursday, April 01, 2010 10:18:45 PMTwitter Web Client
@askmeques and an A. Oops
In reply to @askmeques's tweet
 Thursday, April 01, 2010 6:42:43 PMTwitter Web Client
Someone tell this fucking neighbor to let her dog in so it shuts the fuck up. Thursday, April 01, 2010 6:34:00 PMTwitter Web Client
I swear to God.............................................................................................................................. Thursday, April 01, 2010 6:13:14 PMTwitter Web Client
MG! THRS ALS VWL UTG N GGL's GML (I love April Fools day on the interwebs) Thursday, April 01, 2010 4:59:00 PMTwitter Web Client
Topeka, Kansas changes its name to Google, Kansas? Well Google changed its name to Topeka. Topeka is such an amazing company. Thursday, April 01, 2010 4:56:55 PMTwitter Web Client
So do I go for a bike ride? Is the path flooded from 2 days of rain? Hmm... Thursday, April 01, 2010 2:34:19 PMTwitter Web Client
Figures I'm not one of the first people to get the Droid OTA 2.1 update. I'm about to maually install it if I don't get it by tomorrow night Wednesday, March 31, 2010 6:29:13 PMTwitter Web Client
Sore throat's back, I need to be in the BCC to wait for a computer guy but I'd rather be sleeping. (This is why I like being IT). FML Tuesday, March 30, 2010 9:55:38 AMTwitter Web Client
I must be allergic to this shithole mold house. I was sick, went home, was fine, now I'm back and my nose is running and I'm coughing. Monday, March 29, 2010 4:46:10 AMTwitter Web Client
4AM: leftover fish fillet, some green tea, sausage bread and history presentation. Sounds about right :) Monday, March 29, 2010 4:09:19 AMTwitter Web Client
Trying to spool a 200MB high res PDF to a network printer wirelessly on a solo core piece of shit with only 1GB of RAM BLOWS... Monday, March 29, 2010 3:17:25 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck Apple. It's true that the fucking magic mouse kills your wrist. Sunday, March 28, 2010 11:39:34 PMTwitter Web Client
Gonna be working until like 2AM and then I'm going home and having some leftover fillet of fish Sunday, March 28, 2010 11:05:24 PMTwitter Web Client
Ok, I'm turning location off on Twidroid because it's useless. Way to pull my location from yesterday. It only updates if you open maps... Sunday, March 28, 2010 1:34:09 PMTwitter Web Client
This is a first. Me doing work at 2AM Sat night/ Sunday morning.... Sunday, March 28, 2010 2:09:11 AMTwitter Web Client
Well now my NCAA bracket is 100% incorrect. This is exactly why I don't put money on these things. Sunday, March 28, 2010 1:22:39 AMTwitter Web Client
So I'm home for the night. Then I'll be back until tues and then home again until next Monday. Win? Except I don't want sr. year to end =( Sunday, March 28, 2010 12:25:21 AMTwitter Web Client
Ah yes, I love your subtlety... See, you shouldn't complain you want something from me when you refused it from day one. Ahahaha Saturday, March 27, 2010 10:26:58 PMTwitter Web Client
Earth hour. Turn off your lights Saturday, March 27, 2010 8:46:27 PMTwitter Web Client
@mirror3x5 "Always low prices, always penis" Saturday, March 27, 2010 1:08:05 PMTwitter Web Client
1280x800 resolution does not cut it these days.... Needs more Saturday, March 27, 2010 9:56:10 AMTwitter Web Client
Night, tweeps. Better luck next time Thursday, March 25, 2010 2:54:26 AMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito Stop watching American Idol and grow balls Wednesday, March 24, 2010 10:09:34 PMTwitter Web Client
My arm is fucked. I can't throw a baseball for shit. Muscles lock up, release point is wrong. grr. Wednesday, March 24, 2010 5:38:29 PMTwitter Web Client
pipo pepe pipo pipo pepe Wednesday, March 24, 2010 4:17:06 PMTwitter Web Client
Lovin these Buddhist monks in the BCC Wednesday, March 24, 2010 2:14:37 PMTwitter Web Client
I am addicted to Replica Island for Android. Sick game Wednesday, March 24, 2010 2:50:05 AMTwitter Web Client
You know what. If it doesn't click, hell with it. Why keep going out of my way. Something will eventually. Wednesday, March 24, 2010 12:12:17 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @kevinrose: biggie @ age 17: http://bit.ly/9nsEC0 - amazing Wednesday, March 24, 2010 12:02:43 AMTwitter Web Client
What the fuck am I doingggggggg Tuesday, March 23, 2010 4:00:34 PMTwitter Web Client
Where the hell did this lamp knob disappear to? Tuesday, March 23, 2010 1:28:55 AMTwitter Web Client
Ma shut the fuck up, I'm trying to sleep. Way to wake me up, It's like the middle of the night. Monday, March 22, 2010 4:37:45 PMTwitter Web Client
Ah 6AM... Time to *ahem* start... this paper. Good times. Monday, March 22, 2010 5:52:53 AMTwitter Web Client
Just wrote a 15kb text file reflection. that's 8 single spaced pages in MS Word, font 11. if i can only write schoolwork like this. fml Monday, March 22, 2010 4:50:58 AMTwitter Web Client
@ShavingFoams Touche
In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet
 Monday, March 22, 2010 2:11:51 AMTwitter Web Client
This country is now fucked. My life is now fucked. I don't even know anymore Monday, March 22, 2010 12:35:43 AMTwitter Web Client
I find that there are very few things I actually care about anymore. I mean since nothing ever goes my way, why bother with anything. Sunday, March 21, 2010 6:37:34 PMTwitter Web Client
Blah, lazy, and just don't care Sunday, March 21, 2010 6:35:49 PMTwitter Web Client
How many trains ran me over. shit..... Saturday, March 20, 2010 12:21:40 PMTwitter Web Client
So question. Google Gears is no longer being developed, so why is it still integrated in Chrome for geolocation? Friday, March 19, 2010 4:31:04 PMTwitter Web Client
@SonicBlur23 fuck yourself Danny
In reply to @SonicBlur23's tweet
 Friday, March 19, 2010 4:22:07 PMTwitter Web Client
"you can't have a rate of addiction supercede the birth rate" -J Munz, Guy is the man Friday, March 19, 2010 12:41:34 PMTwitter Web Client
BTW, Noble Pils tastes so much better on tap than it does out of a bottle. And where did the Twitter location info go! The F, twitter?!?! Friday, March 19, 2010 12:58:32 AMTwitter Web Client
If I get this job, I'm doing the nakey dance all around campus Friday, March 19, 2010 12:54:19 AMTwitter Web Client
"what must be considered first of all in theological terms is the impossibility, only now becoming evident, of a positive integration of"zzz Thursday, March 18, 2010 4:40:03 PMTwitter Web Client
Whoa HTC stands for High Tech Computer Corp? Those crazy Taiwanese would name their company after something so boring Thursday, March 18, 2010 3:57:49 PMTwitter Web Client
Gotta be shitting me: http://www.engadget.com/2010/03/18/verizon-delays-android-2-1-rollout-to-motorola-droid-new-date-i/ Thursday, March 18, 2010 3:39:31 PMTwitter Web Client
I still might puke Thursday, March 18, 2010 8:21:09 AMTwitter Web Client
It's going to be 70 today! Dayummmmmmm Thursday, March 18, 2010 7:54:16 AMTwitter Web Client
I think that sets a record for number of fucked up dreams in one night. I must have died 4 different ways, bombed by military planes etc Wednesday, March 17, 2010 9:44:00 AMTwitter Web Client
@askmeques I have limited respect for most professors because they think who the hell they are, yet usually can't make it in the real world
In reply to @askmeques's tweet
 Wednesday, March 17, 2010 2:06:57 AMTwitter Web Client
@waspito Droid 2.1 updates are being pushed out starting Thursday in batches of 250,000 at a time (so it might take a few days) Wednesday, March 17, 2010 2:03:32 AMTwitter Web Client
I can feel - (wish I couldn't feel at all) Hate to see - (wish I couldn't see at all) Hate to feel - (wish I couldn't feel at all) Tuesday, March 16, 2010 4:57:45 AMTwitter Web Client
OK it's quite obvious these fuckers are capping this at 100kbps, so it's proxy time. Tuesday, March 16, 2010 2:48:15 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin A. This laptop is such a piece of shit. It can't even play back video without tearing. Tuesday, March 16, 2010 2:45:39 AMTwitter Web Client
It's fuckin 2:40AM and this useless internet should be able to stream a simple video without choking on 4 cocks. Christ Tuesday, March 16, 2010 2:41:04 AMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito men should never EVER, under any circumstances use the word fantabulous
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
 Tuesday, March 16, 2010 2:08:02 AMTwitter Web Client
Discussion and reflection fade slowly painfully, into a sheltered mind Sunday, March 14, 2010 11:51:44 PMTwitter Web Client
Oh boy.. Tequila is foul.... And this is hours later. Sunday, March 14, 2010 11:19:53 PMTwitter Web Client
@ShavingFoams dude eastchester got hit with a fucking bomb. place is a goddamn wreck. worst storm i've seen ever.
In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet
 Sunday, March 14, 2010 9:54:34 PMTwitter Web Client
Just got back to school. Instant shitshow... WOW who ever knew there was a Sunday evening post spring break party. Senior yr, fuck it Sunday, March 14, 2010 6:43:41 PMTwitter Web Client
@ky9 <3 FiOS
In reply to @ky9's tweet
 Sunday, March 14, 2010 6:43:00 PMTwitter Web Client
Completely false... Sunday, March 14, 2010 4:20:38 AMTwitter Web Client
This twitter location detection thing never fails to amuse me. I'm in Hell's Kitchen? Sunday, March 14, 2010 4:19:56 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @plasma2002: Sommersaults... That's how I roll #fb Sunday, March 14, 2010 3:20:37 AMTwitter Web Client
What a waste of an hour... Sunday, March 14, 2010 3:09:06 AMTwitter Web Client
Listen to PD fire and EMS during the storm: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/epd-efd-ems-radio Saturday, March 13, 2010 7:41:51 PMTwitter Web Client
Yeah but I can still cook up a storm. You bitches are seriously missing out. Saturday, March 13, 2010 12:34:22 PMTwitter Web Client
I want to sleep right now, but the parents musn't know I'm in awful shape. Saturday, March 13, 2010 12:26:16 PMTwitter Web Client
"Why does she have to turn the hall light on to talk to me. Sound doesn't need light to travel" Friday, March 12, 2010 9:22:31 PMTwitter Web Client
@dannyrob88 I did that once, and it wasn't last week because I woke up not at home and confused. HA...
In reply to @dannyrob88's tweet
 Friday, March 12, 2010 12:57:44 PMTwitter Web Client
Twidroid fail. Take 5. CHRIST Friday, March 12, 2010 11:32:14 AMTwitter Web Client
Whoa whoa whoa... If I'm behind a SOCKS5 proxy and doing remote DNS lookups, how the HELL does firefox determine my *proepr* location?!?! Thursday, March 11, 2010 11:08:02 PMTwitter Web Client
so one week ago today I was leaving for spring break. Wow, where'd the time go? Thursday, March 11, 2010 11:04:54 PMTwitter Web Client
Game 2 final from the Bronx: 530-515 in favor of me Thursday, March 11, 2010 10:55:40 PMTwitter Web Client
Garlic, beans and cauliflower... "You're gonna rip your pants Joe" Thursday, March 11, 2010 10:36:33 PMTwitter Web Client
And your final from the Bronx: 505-385 (I lost) Thursday, March 11, 2010 9:08:04 PMTwitter Web Client
Flipping through the channels and came across a 1935 movie and overheard "You are a woman, and are therefore inferior" wouldn't fly today... Thursday, March 11, 2010 9:01:47 PMTwitter Web Client
Taralli. Hundreds of them! Thursday, March 11, 2010 7:35:33 PMTwitter Web Client
HAHAH: "If you're a Mets fan, never mind what Yogi Berra said. It's over and it ain't even started yet." http://bit.ly/cGJ1Ep Thursday, March 11, 2010 6:00:32 PMTwitter Web Client
Baking fine Italian delicacies in the Bronx Thursday, March 11, 2010 1:26:54 PMTwitter Web Client
Totally bricked a router with a bad flash and then recovered it using mad hacks. Woooo. Where's my sysadmin job bitches? Wednesday, March 10, 2010 11:57:59 PMTwitter Web Client
OK so now that you can view location data on twitter.com, my old locations are right (for the most part). Twidroid just reads them wrong. Wednesday, March 10, 2010 7:56:32 PMTwitter Web Client
Twitter.com enabled location service. It's saying I'm in Beech Hill? Where the hell is that? Wednesday, March 10, 2010 7:43:42 PMTwitter Web Client
@plasma2002 I used to do that at my old job. I would actually spend more time the first time writing scripts so that next time it was easier
In reply to @plasma2002's tweet
 Wednesday, March 10, 2010 7:41:14 PMTwitter Web Client
Time for a spring bike ride! Wednesday, March 10, 2010 11:37:41 AMTwitter Web Client
"The conversation that you requested could not be loaded." Happens in my GMail NONSTOP Tuesday, March 09, 2010 9:01:58 PMTwitter Web Client
Back in Westchester, hopefully, sunburned. And real sun not that fake assed shit Tuesday, March 09, 2010 3:43:38 PMTwitter Web Client
What the fuck is wrong with my touchscreen? Every time I type a word ending in "ght" it only registers "gt" Sunday, March 07, 2010 10:59:28 PMTwitter Web Client
Torrenting at 23MBPS. I love FiOS Sunday, March 07, 2010 9:52:30 PMTwitter Web Client
COOL. Gmail isn't being a complete failure right now #googlefail Love it to death but sometimes it just doesn't load Sunday, March 07, 2010 10:25:36 AMTwitter Web Client
Not that I watch ABC7, but thank christ I have FiOS. Cablevision = piece of shit. How do you pull a broadcast network off your cable system? Sunday, March 07, 2010 1:16:12 AMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika It's Saturday, get the fuck out of class
In reply to @Colithika's tweet
 Saturday, March 06, 2010 2:58:03 PMTwitter Web Client
Only been home for a half day and I already downloaded 500megs... Saturday, March 06, 2010 2:27:34 AMTwitter Web Client
Jesus Christ with these harddrives. Now my external is clicking. Friday, March 05, 2010 8:10:23 PMTwitter Web Client
NOT COOL. Jim Fitzpatrick walked into my office as I was blasting Jet and singing are you gonna be my girl at the top of my lungs. Thursday, March 04, 2010 4:07:20 PMTwitter Web Client
I swear.. If the Droid's 2.1 update doesn't have 5 home screens and the cool app drawer, I'm gonna be pissed. Thursday, March 04, 2010 5:31:32 AMTwitter Web Client
I love my google voice number... I can give a fake number to people, but they can still reach me. then I can block it f I choose Thursday, March 04, 2010 4:08:29 AMTwitter Web Client
Just submitted two work orders to fix some broken shit in this shithole Thursday, March 04, 2010 4:04:27 AMTwitter Web Client
Shower time, then more green tea, then crackin some Civil War books Thursday, March 04, 2010 3:28:11 AMTwitter Web Client
3 classes and a midterm away from paradi... Um not really. But at least I'll be off. Shame I can't bike because there's so much snow home Thursday, March 04, 2010 3:19:47 AMTwitter Web Client
WHERES MY ANDROID 2.1? Looking good, but needs a few tweaks (more homescreens, 3D app drawer, and Maps 4.0. ITS FAST: http://bit.ly/blldc7 Thursday, March 04, 2010 1:19:17 AMTwitter Web Client
This is what happens when I'm up all night doing work: plethora of tweets from me (unlike the past few days where I had like 3 total tweets) Thursday, March 04, 2010 1:00:05 AMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito Didn't work out. I didn't like or trust where the peeps were going. I would have gone if it were somewhere else.
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
 Thursday, March 04, 2010 12:40:26 AMTwitter Web Client
Spring break is all set. I'll be in Westchester, NY and the Bronx. Even the Yankees won't be in the Bronx yet. FML Thursday, March 04, 2010 12:29:41 AMTwitter Web Client
Don't think I'm going to bed tonight.... Oh well Thursday, March 04, 2010 12:17:14 AMTwitter Web Client
WOW. Hard drive just made a bad click and I locked up for a second. That can't be good. Wednesday, March 03, 2010 6:33:18 PMTwitter Web Client
OMG new Stone Temple Pilots album May 25! Wednesday, March 03, 2010 6:32:50 PMTwitter Web Client
I just keep seeing things that make me want to vomit. As the AIC song Got Me Wrong states: "Something's gotta turn out right." Wednesday, March 03, 2010 3:07:07 PMTwitter Web Client
The LCD backlight on my laptop is so dim in comparison to modern displays, it's not even funny. I doubt it was this bad when I got it. Wednesday, March 03, 2010 2:46:21 PMTwitter Web Client
What's Happening? More like what's not going to happen. And I can tell you what. Next! Wednesday, March 03, 2010 11:43:02 AMTwitter Web Client
Heart's beating weird. That's not good, isn't it... Wednesday, March 03, 2010 5:20:04 AMTwitter Web Client
buncha fuckin sluts here http://issuu.com/fairfieldmirror/docs/20100303/12 Wednesday, March 03, 2010 4:56:24 AMTwitter Web Client
This fucking cocksucker just raised the heat Wednesday, March 03, 2010 4:42:18 AMTwitter Web Client
crayzeesheep: "9 out of 10 doctors agree... drinking and smoking make you awesome" Wednesday, March 03, 2010 3:44:30 AMTwitter Web Client
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BOY Tuesday, March 02, 2010 12:54:56 PMTwitter Web Client
C&NS HOOKED US UP! I'm getting 15MBPS on the faculty network in this office, whereas the overloaded student network is about 200k right now Monday, March 01, 2010 10:14:35 PMTwitter Web Client
I don't care how hot you are, I will still yell at you and lose all respect if you use Internet Explorer. Monday, March 01, 2010 4:04:50 AMTwitter Web Client
So fuckin hot. Christ Sunday, February 28, 2010 7:57:23 PMTwitter Web Client
Who wants to hire me as as snow deterrent? Wherever I am, it snows less not even joking. I'm just that hot. Friday, February 26, 2010 2:30:19 PMTwitter Web Client
@mirror3x5 NANCE
In reply to @mirror3x5's tweet
 Thursday, February 25, 2010 4:32:14 PMTwitter Web Client
Laundry time Thursday, February 25, 2010 1:04:33 AMTwitter Web Client
♪ I could either burn Or cut off my pride and buy some time ♪ Monday, February 22, 2010 1:57:15 AMTwitter Web Client
@VtotheFlo So the swamp plays go fish when I'm not around? I'm the life of those parties then...
In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet
 Saturday, February 20, 2010 2:01:24 AMTwitter Web Client
It's all bullshit and it's bad for ya Friday, February 19, 2010 12:50:38 AMTwitter Web Client
Absolute zero is the coolest thing ever! Thursday, February 18, 2010 2:31:54 AMTwitter Web Client
I don't join Facebook groups endorsing people running unopposed in elections. Only our stupid ass school government... Wednesday, February 17, 2010 10:38:08 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm out this bitch Tuesday, February 16, 2010 1:19:37 AMTwitter Web Client
False Monday, February 15, 2010 1:32:18 PMTwitter Web Client
Hear my name,take a good look, this could be the day Sunday, February 14, 2010 9:05:42 PMTwitter Web Client
Long gone day. Who ever says we wash away with the rain? Sunday, February 14, 2010 6:38:22 PMTwitter Web Client
Holding rare flowers in a tomb In bloom Sunday, February 14, 2010 12:32:01 PMTwitter Web Client
The twitter machine needed an update, but I've got nothing for you. Sunday, February 14, 2010 11:07:46 AMTwitter Web Client
"Strategic junk" Saturday, February 13, 2010 10:39:02 PMTwitter Web Client
Keith: "Taco Bell and Port Chester. Tweet that shit." Going to be good tomorrow Saturday, February 13, 2010 10:04:39 PMTwitter Web Client
Eric: "I wonder what Haiti's going to do for the Olympics." Jon: "I don't know. It looks shaky" Saturday, February 13, 2010 3:19:19 PMTwitter Web Client
Rockin the Atlanta Braves hat Saturday, February 13, 2010 2:55:49 PMTwitter Web Client
THIS is why im a fucking alcoholic. Friday, February 12, 2010 2:45:24 AMTwitter Web Client
Jammed shift keys are the suck Thursday, February 11, 2010 8:43:16 PMTwitter Web Client
@lissema11 It's an Apple product. You consider that?
In reply to @lissema11's tweet
 Wednesday, February 10, 2010 10:30:40 PMTwitter Web Client
That was a legit piece of ass in the laundry room. Who wears tight ass booty shorts during a snowstorm anyway? No complaints here. Wednesday, February 10, 2010 5:24:18 PMTwitter Web Client
How theses f'ed up bitches put a paper out weekly is beyond me. Unofficial video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztIETV_wSHg yeah college Wednesday, February 10, 2010 3:08:42 AMTwitter Web Client
the snow has begun. and i might have pissed on an office floor. oops Wednesday, February 10, 2010 3:00:33 AMTwitter Web Client
O.M.G Android 2.1 to be pushed to the Droid this week: http://bit.ly/8ZcP6q Tuesday, February 09, 2010 12:55:38 AMTwitter Web Client
You. Sugar taste. Sweetness doesn't often touch my face Monday, February 08, 2010 11:46:19 PMTwitter Web Client
Thanks cognitive dissonance. Thanks. Monday, February 08, 2010 5:28:02 PMTwitter Web Client
2.1 coming to the Droid soon yayyyyyyyyy: http://bit.ly/bjpTsx Monday, February 08, 2010 10:25:51 AMTwitter Web Client
Use Google. It'll make you study abroad and then get married, have kids and live happily ever after. Monday, February 08, 2010 2:34:39 AMTwitter Web Client
Nice to know the whole world disagrees with me on the Google Ad Monday, February 08, 2010 12:34:27 AMTwitter Web Client
@VtotheFlo Google could have done something so much better with that Ad. They got all sappy. Shame on them
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TC: "Everyone root for tails, and the Colts score first. and then i'm going to bet on every single play" Sunday, February 07, 2010 5:43:40 PMTwitter Web Client
In reply to previous tweet <3 Google Sunday, February 07, 2010 2:52:53 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @ericschmidt: Can't wait to watch the Superbowl tomorrow. Be sure to watch the ads in the 3rd quarter (someone said "Hell has indeed ... Sunday, February 07, 2010 2:52:20 AMTwitter Web Client
From IRC yesterday. That sheep is the friggin man! <crayzeesheep> luis thinks if you bend a network cable, you divert traffic Friday, February 05, 2010 12:52:10 PMTwitter Web Client
My laptop touchpad is behaving all kinds of funky. (grammar?) Friday, February 05, 2010 11:53:22 AMTwitter Web Client
The internet on this campus. Fucking. Sucks. balls. http://www.speedtest.net/result/706045084.png Thursday, February 04, 2010 4:35:55 PMTwitter Web Client
Eating bean soup out of a pot because I'm too lazy to wash a bowl too. It's quite a sight Wednesday, February 03, 2010 10:24:06 PMTwitter Web Client
So glad my client is switching web hosts soon. The site has gone down more times today than a fuckin whore Wednesday, February 03, 2010 12:13:51 PMTwitter Web Client
ARGHHHHH Those fuckers with Nexus Ones now have native multitouch. Come on Motorola, MOVE with 2.1 Tuesday, February 02, 2010 4:44:35 PMTwitter Web Client
OMG Android action figures. WANT: http://www.engadget.com/2010/02/02/dyzplastics-authorized-android-figurines-not-upgradeable-but-g/ Tuesday, February 02, 2010 4:42:04 PMTwitter Web Client
@plasma2002 It's amazing. It's perfect with barcodes, and it is rather good with book and CD covers. I didn't try it with landmarks Tuesday, February 02, 2010 4:41:45 PMTwitter Web Client
Not a happy camper Tuesday, February 02, 2010 3:41:18 PMTwitter Web Client
"The iPad is huge. Where are you going to pull it out of?" (motions to pull phone out of pants pocket) Tuesday, February 02, 2010 2:19:47 PMTwitter Web Client
"Memory. Set me free. I don't care no more" Tuesday, February 02, 2010 3:04:37 AMTwitter Web Client
In the highly unlikely event I end up employed by Google, I will do a nakey dance around campus in celebration. Not even lying. Tuesday, February 02, 2010 1:53:00 AMTwitter Web Client
Hope I'm not getting a cold. And why does it sound like nonstop thunder upstairs? Those fuckers need to shut up every once in a while Tuesday, February 02, 2010 1:46:08 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck this POS internet they give us here. It's BS that I get better 3G speed on cellular than I get on a 100mbps fiber connection Tuesday, February 02, 2010 12:26:40 AMTwitter Web Client
I have never seen anyone who has been more full of shit in my life. JEEZ Saturday, January 30, 2010 6:20:14 PMTwitter Web Client
fuckin going to bed. lameeeeeeeeee Saturday, January 30, 2010 1:26:58 AMTwitter Web Client
If it's not Garden Catering, then it's just not shitsky Thursday, January 28, 2010 4:17:02 PMTwitter Web Client
Yay 10 minute walk to class in the snow! Thursday, January 28, 2010 10:33:08 AMTwitter Web Client
Snow? Who said it was going to snow? I'll take it! Thursday, January 28, 2010 9:45:36 AMTwitter Web Client
If I hear one more thing about this fucking iPad I swear... Wednesday, January 27, 2010 4:06:12 PMTwitter Web Client
I can't sleep in anymore. IDK what happened. I wake up at like 8am everyday. Oh and record early bedtime last night: midnight Tuesday, January 26, 2010 8:11:54 AMTwitter Web Client
Got the Droid rooted but I'm too lazy to install Busybox, nandroid and the nexus one rom Monday, January 25, 2010 11:18:03 PMTwitter Web Client
"I will bring the books we need to class tonight. Please bring cash or a check for $100 addressed to me." FUCK YOURSELF PROFESSOR. Monday, January 25, 2010 1:50:03 PMTwitter Web Client
Google Voice. Helping stupid phoneless people since 2009 Monday, January 25, 2010 9:30:26 AMTwitter Web Client
All the good jobs at Google are in Mountain View, CA. FML Saturday, January 23, 2010 4:09:04 PMTwitter Web Client
In 2009, I spent 9,507 minutes on my phone (rounded up to the minute). That's 6.6 days straight. (maybe a little less because of rounding) Friday, January 22, 2010 3:15:34 PMTwitter Web Client
You think just one person out of all those people would respond my my shit. Christ. Why bother sending things out? Friday, January 22, 2010 12:26:25 PMTwitter Web Client
oh and im better than all you fucking whores Thursday, January 21, 2010 11:28:50 PMTwitter Web Client
fuck this i just broke my headphones trying to untangle them. i'm going to bed Thursday, January 21, 2010 11:26:24 PMTwitter Web Client
Just finished running electric up to my bunk for my phone and ipod chargers. Cable management ftw. Nice and neat/ out of the way Wednesday, January 20, 2010 6:57:25 PMTwitter Web Client
All I do is snake wires through walls all day. Wednesday, January 20, 2010 6:17:42 PMTwitter Web Client
What the hell should I do today? Wednesday, January 20, 2010 10:07:50 AMTwitter Web Client
Senioritis to the max: I've already started blowing off this semester in its entirety. And I'm not even back at school yet. Monday, January 18, 2010 12:11:40 AMTwitter Web Client
Msft is making a URL shortener: binged.it Please explain how that's shorter than bing.com? Morons. goo.gl for the win (ok bit.ly was first) Sunday, January 17, 2010 3:13:56 PMTwitter Web Client
@VtotheFlo Blackberries suck. iPhone or Android phones for the win
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Google - now with a crisis response team: http://bit.ly/6Ok0r4 Coming soon - Google Airlines Saturday, January 16, 2010 1:50:42 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito Because filthy people don't go there in the winter
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Yeah I'm writing a server load script for @fairfieldmirror. Should have prob named the variable better. $myload = $my_record['load']; Friday, January 15, 2010 8:36:15 PMTwitter Web Client
Stop. Spamming. My Facebook. About New Haven. I don't live there. Or give two shits... Thursday, January 14, 2010 9:26:26 PMTwitter Web Client

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