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Yes, I know my previous tweet is a bag. I'd never use that (nor should any other guy), but they need to make a stuffed thingy Thursday, January 14, 2010 7:29:14 PMTwitter Web Client
OMG: I want an Android stuffed animal to cuddle with http://phandroid.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/android-robot-bag.jpg Thursday, January 14, 2010 7:27:44 PMTwitter Web Client
yeah 170 is bad. 150 sounds about right Wednesday, January 13, 2010 7:47:08 PMTwitter Web Client
OMG AMERICAN IDOL!!!!!11one. Doesn't it get old, people? Like Okay, maybe it's ok for like a 12 year old girl or something. Tuesday, January 12, 2010 8:09:36 PMTwitter Web Client
@plasma2002 just made my day with this forum post: http://bit.ly/5Tw9pw (edited b/c apparently you need to log in to read the forum) Tuesday, January 12, 2010 1:11:53 PMTwitter Web Client
@plasma2002 just made my day with this forum post: http://bit.ly/5BTA61 Tuesday, January 12, 2010 1:05:03 PMTwitter Web Client
Above freezing for the first time in a while. My winter's still lacking that snow. =( Tuesday, January 12, 2010 11:38:41 AMTwitter Web Client
OK one week left until my LAST semester at school. Time to DO WORK! If you know what I mean... Tuesday, January 12, 2010 9:10:38 AMTwitter Web Client
I should be sleeping: Not playing Runes in PSO... Tuesday, January 12, 2010 5:07:16 AMTwitter Web Client
Let it be known! "The Pipe and Cane High Society Club" has been formed. And you're not good enough to be in it. Monday, January 11, 2010 4:17:45 AMTwitter Web Client
US Postal Service = RE TAR DED. Please explain what my book (shipped from Dallas to NY) is doing in SEATTLE WASHINGTON?!?! Sunday, January 10, 2010 4:34:11 AMTwitter Web Client
Actually Engadget lied. After further tests by me, they were using a shitty app. I got good results on a touchscreen test with another one. Saturday, January 09, 2010 3:47:27 PMTwitter Web Client
This just in - the Droid has a shitty touch screen sensor: http://bit.ly/4r3S3q (I can confirm this) Saturday, January 09, 2010 3:39:38 PMTwitter Web Client
The Nexus One is better than the Droid, except you know - it can't handle 3G. HAHAHA oops: http://bit.ly/62UZjl I'll take my Droid k thx Saturday, January 09, 2010 2:33:22 AMTwitter Web Client
@VtotheFlo Everything should work on Chrome. It's bitchin' Stagweb is a 1997 piece of shit that fails a lot
In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet
 Friday, January 08, 2010 6:02:16 PMTwitter Web Client
I NEED Android 2.1: It's faster, it has 5 home screens and is just better Friday, January 08, 2010 6:01:19 PMTwitter Web Client
Please explain to me how being awake all night in my room, quiet, with my door closed is "very disrespectful and annoying" Friday, January 08, 2010 6:11:06 AMTwitter Web Client
@shavingfoams @sonicblur23 Obviously the Nexus One kicks better specs, but if you're waiting for a new phone, might as well check both out. Thursday, January 07, 2010 2:26:42 PMTwitter Web Client
OK so besides the OLED screen, faster CPU, more RAM and Android 2.1, The Nexus One is pretty much the same as the Droid (which will get 2.1) Thursday, January 07, 2010 12:43:04 AMTwitter Web Client
WOW. If you Google "Pedro Martinez sucks" portfolioso.com is your top result. That was a 2003 article, also. Interesting Wednesday, January 06, 2010 6:12:20 AMTwitter Web Client
OMG Android 2.1 is more bangin' than Android 2.0 I WANT I WANT. (Slightly jealous of Google's Nexus One) Wednesday, January 06, 2010 5:25:38 AMTwitter Web Client
Android 2.1 will soon allow apps to be installed to the SD card, freeing the 256mb internal app limit. awesome! please push it to the Droid? Tuesday, January 05, 2010 5:15:46 PMTwitter Web Client
@Novellabella Fuck that phone. I had 2 of them and they turned off nonstop
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
 Sunday, January 03, 2010 5:38:14 PMTwitter Web Client
All quiet on the Twitternets today Sunday, January 03, 2010 5:28:47 PMTwitter Web Client
Dear Adobe, release fucking flash for Android and the iPhone (you could ignore those blackberry people though) -Love, me Sunday, January 03, 2010 5:52:19 AMTwitter Web Client
This thing is pimp and I want one: http://www.gentlemansemporium.com/store/001912.php Sunday, January 03, 2010 2:46:50 AMTwitter Web Client
Why is my server the only one down in the whole goddamn data center? Nice Saturday, January 02, 2010 4:29:54 AMTwitter Web Client
great why is portfolioso.com down? Saturday, January 02, 2010 4:26:02 AMTwitter Web Client
Oh my GOD. Fucking psychotic mother fuckers with mental problems (not joking) keep fucking spamming my phone. BANNED Thursday, December 31, 2009 8:59:44 PMTwitter Web Client
Hey neighbor, let your stupid ass dog in. It's barking its ass off and annoying me. Thursday, December 31, 2009 1:45:31 PMTwitter Web Client
my top 5 most used twitter words are shit, fuck, time, fucking and ass. Thursday, December 31, 2009 3:00:07 AMTwitter Web Client
11 out of my last 20 tweets (not including this one) mention my Droid. Annoying much, tweeps? Thursday, December 31, 2009 2:58:57 AMTwitter Web Client
Holy crap, there's an Android App to play .xm and.mod tracked files (aka keygen music). DROOOOOOOOOL Wednesday, December 30, 2009 4:54:43 AMTwitter Web Client
People rip on the Droid's music player app. It's no iPod, but it works. Wednesday, December 30, 2009 2:40:44 AMTwitter Web Client
The Droid didn't even choke while running an FTP server, streaming last.fm and playing a video. Amazing! Love that Arm Cortex A8 processor Wednesday, December 30, 2009 1:48:37 AMTwitter Web Client
My windows are drafty as fuck with this wind. Heat's on 67 for the night and it's 62 in my room... Good thing I like the cold Tuesday, December 29, 2009 5:14:07 AMTwitter Web Client
@VtotheFlo No one cares. AT&T sucks
In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet
 Monday, December 28, 2009 4:42:05 PMTwitter Web Client
I must say: Gmail really chokes with a large inbox full of attachments. Monday, December 28, 2009 4:24:40 PMTwitter Web Client
AT&T's solution to network congestion in NYC: Let's stop selling the iPhone. FAIL!!! Go to a real company (cough) Verizon and grab a Droid. Monday, December 28, 2009 4:22:28 AMTwitter Web Client
If you threw a baseball off of Mars' moon Phobos, it would escape into space. Sooooo cool. Thanks XKCD for this stat. Monday, December 28, 2009 1:34:07 AMTwitter Web Client
Note to self: Bring Droid charger wherever I go - battery is useless Monday, December 28, 2009 1:24:24 AMTwitter Web Client
A ladybug has been chilling around my desk and with me for the past hour. Best of luck to me... Friday, December 25, 2009 2:43:20 AMTwitter Web Client
@shavingfoams Verizon gives you the router FiOS noob. Also, @novellabella, do other computers work? Are you on wireless? Thursday, December 24, 2009 2:30:48 PMTwitter Web Client
Time to fuck up zombies to celebrate the good semester. Imagine if I actually studied? Wednesday, December 23, 2009 12:28:07 AMTwitter Web Client
it was a great semester. Did well in ethics (because I'm so ethical and perfect) enjoyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Wednesday, December 23, 2009 12:20:55 AMTwitter Web Client
@ky9 Anything to break the balls of Los Mets
In reply to @ky9's tweet
 Tuesday, December 22, 2009 2:50:39 PMTwitter Web Client
@novellabella Yeah... Don't let anyone scan that thingy of yours, it doesn't work Tuesday, December 22, 2009 2:12:34 AMTwitter Web Client
I was going to tweet something, but forgot. Must not have been important. Grr, this is driving me crazy Monday, December 21, 2009 4:19:53 AMTwitter Web Client
This fucking phone keeps turning itself off. You're fired. Will have a new one by Tuesday Monday, December 21, 2009 2:40:13 AMTwitter Web Client
sighhhhh Monday, December 21, 2009 1:14:51 AMTwitter Web Client
My mom is hogging all the space on the DVR. I need to record two movies and all her shit is making it 77% full. IDK if there's room now. GRR Sunday, December 20, 2009 3:23:27 PMTwitter Web Client
Inside the Mind of Google - Love this! Sunday, December 20, 2009 2:47:02 PMTwitter Web Client
Wishlist: http://portfolioso.wantz.it (doesn't mean I'm getting it all, just dreaming) Sunday, December 20, 2009 2:31:14 AMTwitter Web Client
I blame my shitty laptop for bad drivers. It's all working. Windows 7 is the secks Saturday, December 19, 2009 8:24:07 PMTwitter Web Client
@Novellabella Yes, I noticed that. It's crap. I guess they don't like getting texted. I'll be using twitdroid soon though
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
 Saturday, December 19, 2009 2:36:48 AMTwitter Web Client
Just walked to my test to go study. It's fuckin 14 degrees with a 1 degree wind chill in my face. I love the cold, but ouch Friday, December 18, 2009 7:18:36 AMTwitter Web Client
few hours of sleep. obnoxious 8am final. 2 more bitches. i'd rather have them at the same time. Friday, December 18, 2009 12:42:47 AMTwitter Web Client
nice. rack. Thursday, December 17, 2009 9:06:34 PMTwitter Web Client
@dannyrob88 is new at twitter and thinks @ replies are useless Thursday, December 17, 2009 2:34:14 AMTwitter Web Client
Pandora radio is the shit. and once i go Droid, I'll have it with me at all times Thursday, December 17, 2009 1:27:17 AMTwitter Web Client
Trying to copy 10gigs to an external over USB 2.0 and also burning an image to a dvd off that same external = buffer underrun central Thursday, December 17, 2009 1:13:53 AMTwitter Web Client
How can I get one of these under my Christmas tree? http://bit.ly/8e5v58 Wednesday, December 16, 2009 11:24:26 PMTwitter Web Client
yayaya first grade in. Too bad that's my best grade and it's all downhill from here Wednesday, December 16, 2009 5:10:58 PMTwitter Web Client
en-FUCKIN-joyyyyy! 3 classes over with (papers). 3 more finals to go. Tuesday, December 15, 2009 7:40:54 AMTwitter Web Client
Just spent an hour drooling over a Droid rather than writing my paper Monday, December 14, 2009 8:10:12 PMTwitter Web Client
"(What's your name?) T-Good (Whatcha do?) I'm a plumber (How ya do it) I lay the pipe for that ass to make her dance" -absolutely hysterical Monday, December 14, 2009 12:37:45 PMTwitter Web Client
Wow, just checked the temp. It's 42, and I called that toasty. Shows you that I quickly got used to the few days of 20s we had Monday, December 14, 2009 12:10:48 PMTwitter Web Client
to do: hand in paper, some errands, lunch, write a paper, study, laundry, kill zombies Monday, December 14, 2009 10:49:54 AMTwitter Web Client
This dude on the phone needs a zoloft and xanax... Rant to someone else Sunday, December 13, 2009 2:45:49 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @Colithika: The balls on this campus sucks INTERNET Saturday, December 12, 2009 3:02:53 PMTwitter Web Client
The internet on this campus sucks BALLS Friday, December 11, 2009 4:18:43 PMTwitter Web Client
4 more pages of this goddamn shit, but i have no clue what to write Thursday, December 10, 2009 10:59:00 AMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito you bitch
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
 Thursday, December 10, 2009 8:18:58 AMTwitter Web Client
Portfolioso paper tracker: page 6/15 complete Thursday, December 10, 2009 7:40:43 AMTwitter Web Client
I love storytelling. These papers = made up bullshit that should actually be real events. F that, son Thursday, December 10, 2009 6:33:53 AMTwitter Web Client
Portfolioso paper tracker: page 1/15 complete Thursday, December 10, 2009 5:35:37 AMTwitter Web Client
On to the next paper.. 0 motivation for this stupid shit Thursday, December 10, 2009 3:38:20 AMTwitter Web Client
Applied Ethics 291 can suck my dick Wednesday, December 09, 2009 11:06:17 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito Yes, it's called lake effect snow, bro. And I'm jealous.
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
 Wednesday, December 09, 2009 10:26:34 PMTwitter Web Client
Why the fuck does my shitty ass touchpad scroller stop working randomly then start again? And how come I can only retweet some people? Wednesday, December 09, 2009 8:15:04 PMTwitter Web Client
(btw previous tweet is a KF quote, you sick fucks) Wednesday, December 09, 2009 1:34:16 PMTwitter Web Client
Boomstick time! This'll sort you bastards Wednesday, December 09, 2009 1:33:43 PMTwitter Web Client
this is gonna kill me Wednesday, December 09, 2009 12:45:42 PMTwitter Web Client
green tea is becoming my new crack. At least it's healthy Wednesday, December 09, 2009 5:39:11 AMTwitter Web Client
Gettin shit done, son. Bang out these assignments, word? Dreading this 15 page AE paper though... Tuesday, December 08, 2009 6:58:19 PMTwitter Web Client
On a roll getting shit done, bitches Tuesday, December 08, 2009 6:55:21 PMTwitter Web Client
still haven't gone to bed. Probably screwed for this test, but oh well Tuesday, December 08, 2009 9:02:43 AMTwitter Web Client
here goes this mother fucker with the heat again Tuesday, December 08, 2009 5:04:25 AMTwitter Web Client
Ah yes, 4AM. Time to start this paper. It's due at 9:30 so I'm fine. Tuesday, December 08, 2009 3:55:50 AMTwitter Web Client
Loving my new Twitter background Tuesday, December 08, 2009 1:26:42 AMTwitter Web Client
How about plugging it in before complaining to IT that it's broken. Most common issue ever. Monday, December 07, 2009 10:37:24 AMTwitter Web Client
Maybe if I rearrange the 2 weeks worth of dirty dishes in the sink in a way that jams the handle, they'll get the message to clear it out. Monday, December 07, 2009 8:21:39 AMTwitter Web Client
78.7 degrees on my top bunk. Fucking absurd. We need to lower the heat in this stupid shithole. Monday, December 07, 2009 7:18:31 AMTwitter Web Client
Hmm wonder why my last tweet from txt didn't send. Oh well Monday, December 07, 2009 6:53:07 AMTwitter Web Client
And now - to read 151 pages. For tomorrow. joy Sunday, December 06, 2009 5:19:55 PMTwitter Web Client
"You're a mess Joe. You haven't gotten out of bed yet. And it's not even your bed" -@tomwcleary Sunday, December 06, 2009 3:25:15 PMTwitter Web Client
Hmm. Woke up early Sunday, December 06, 2009 7:29:40 AMTwitter Web Client
I'll blame this sore throat on the fact that I booted twice yesterday and took the esophagus lining with it. Saturday, December 05, 2009 2:15:39 PMTwitter Web Client
I just looked at my thermometer. 78 in here. This is why I live at the beach Saturday, December 05, 2009 10:27:11 AMTwitter Web Client
@tomwcleary is such a homo (not that theres anything wrong with that) Saturday, December 05, 2009 2:56:58 AMTwitter Web Client
It's Friday bitches! Friday, December 04, 2009 3:40:22 PMTwitter Web Client
wht the f is it snowing in the Gulf of Mexico, but not up north by me. F'in a Friday, December 04, 2009 3:13:18 PMTwitter Web Client
Cleaning this shithole, shower, lunch, maybe a little hw, happy hour, madden djing, swamp life Friday, December 04, 2009 12:31:07 PMTwitter Web Client
Only thing I care about is happy hour and the swamp after Friday, December 04, 2009 3:35:46 AMTwitter Web Client
My prof: "Second semester senior year-do the grades matter? No." This woman's awesome. Never learned more frOm the 2 classes I took with her Wednesday, December 02, 2009 1:02:07 PMTwitter Web Client
24 days to Christmas! http://bit.ly/7ClOR0 (warning: might be NSFW) Wednesday, December 02, 2009 4:59:14 AMTwitter Web Client
Looks like Google rolled out a fix for their broken iGoogle theme. Thanks for listening to the 400 people that complained! Wednesday, December 02, 2009 1:45:41 AMTwitter Web Client
so pumped for the weekend and it's not even Wednesday Tuesday, December 01, 2009 11:51:07 PMTwitter Web Client
Flash drive got a worm from a DSB lab computer. winlog.exe + an autorun.inf file. Really good AV they have there. CNS = morons Tuesday, December 01, 2009 11:15:29 AMTwitter Web Client
@listensto Linkin Park - My December
In reply to @listensto's tweet
 Tuesday, December 01, 2009 2:41:03 AMTwitter Web Client
Happy December. Now get cold and snow. SOFORT (http://bit.ly/7XCB4y) Tuesday, December 01, 2009 1:09:20 AMTwitter Web Client
It's 68 in my room, and the boss is home, not blasting the heat. Never thought I'd see the day Monday, November 30, 2009 11:45:13 PMTwitter Web Client
Phone with the mother. It's like I'm on trial over here with the questions asked about things she shouldnt be concerned with, like my work.. Monday, November 30, 2009 10:49:48 PMTwitter Web Client
There's a nonstop piano/wind-up tune playing in my room that my roommate went to sleep to. Make it stop! Earplug time! Monday, November 30, 2009 2:38:06 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm pretty sure a cell phone charger shouldn't emit a loud ass high frequency hiss when plugged into the wall. The F Sunday, November 29, 2009 2:35:22 AMTwitter Web Client
just ate some paper. Stupid pez wrapper Sunday, November 29, 2009 2:07:06 AMTwitter Web Client
It's 3AM and I'm lon.... J/K with the 90s sappy shit. It's 3AM and I feel like a fuckin' turkey stuffed me... Friday, November 27, 2009 2:54:12 AMTwitter Web Client
@ShavingFoams you're a dick with that tweet....
In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet
 Friday, November 27, 2009 1:00:18 AMTwitter Web Client
Epic Zombie killing. And epic quote: "Rio, get your black ass back in this weed pit" Thursday, November 26, 2009 5:09:37 AMTwitter Web Client
Cleary rewriting some Live lyrics: "Lightning crashes, and Tom passes out" With that being said, I'm goin to bed. Wednesday, November 25, 2009 2:07:56 AMTwitter Web Client
What the F is wrong with my FiOS, it's only 2MBPS and no upload.. It should be 20/20 Tuesday, November 24, 2009 6:01:17 PMTwitter Web Client
better luck next time and @waspito. i dont give up that easily. its just the cards dealt to me Tuesday, November 24, 2009 3:59:39 AMTwitter Web Client
seriously.at this point it doesn't even matter. at least my boys are there for me. Tuesday, November 24, 2009 3:56:31 AMTwitter Web Client
it's always colder after the night Tuesday, November 24, 2009 3:54:51 AMTwitter Web Client
I
Thought I could touch the stars
I lie awake at night
I wonder where you are 		Tuesday, November 24, 2009 2:55:18 AMTwitter Web Client
Ah great. That's not going to stop bleeding now Monday, November 23, 2009 10:04:01 AMTwitter Web Client
"Tom, you Tweeted Joe's Twitter? "Yes, I tweeted his twitter" (sounds so wrong...) Sunday, November 22, 2009 1:49:04 PMTwitter Web Client
"I can't slap your ass, so I'll slap your back instead" - I love when ppl tell me stories about me I don't remember. @ least I'm a gentleman Sunday, November 22, 2009 5:11:57 AMTwitter Web Client
@tomwcleary wrote my last tweet. because he's the shit and @chaliskoe is my DDD (bad news) but he's good at it Sunday, November 22, 2009 3:09:28 AMTwitter Web Client
i am staying for hot dogs at the swamp because i am always welcome to stay....because im awesom Sunday, November 22, 2009 3:06:29 AMTwitter Web Client
@plasma2002 .10 British pounds = 0.16482 U.S. dollars
In reply to @plasma2002's tweet
 Saturday, November 21, 2009 1:50:37 AMTwitter Web Client
Google wave is really cool, but I only have like 4 people to wave with and they're never on. And I have no invites. Saturday, November 21, 2009 1:49:11 AMTwitter Web Client
My iGoogle homepage header is messed up. Grr #Googlefail. Wednesday, November 18, 2009 9:24:11 PMTwitter Web Client
Wanna drown with nowhere to fall into the arms of someone. There's nothing to save Wednesday, November 18, 2009 12:57:42 PMTwitter Web Client
I need new sneakers. Mine are gross Monday, November 16, 2009 8:51:55 AMTwitter Web Client
The River of Deceit pulls down. The only direction we flow is down Monday, November 16, 2009 12:21:29 AMTwitter Web Client
I really think you have to make an effort to fail that hard. but it's just to easy for me. All I can do now is laugh. Sunday, November 15, 2009 12:24:54 PMTwitter Web Client
Public Safety decided to make a scene with their flashing lights to yell at me because I was sitting on the grass on the phone. What a crime Thursday, November 12, 2009 12:09:21 AMTwitter Web Client
oooooooo purrrrrrdy Wednesday, November 11, 2009 1:47:47 PMTwitter Web Client
I am going to solve this bullshit once and for all. Before this semester ends. Monday, November 09, 2009 4:50:40 AMTwitter Web Client
"Skanky Skankerson" Saturday, November 07, 2009 11:23:31 PMTwitter Web Client
"What are we doing for spring break?" "We're going to impregnate little Mexicans" Friday, November 06, 2009 11:57:45 PMTwitter Web Client
"Keith pretty much just shit in our faces right now" -Tom Friday, November 06, 2009 10:53:38 PMTwitter Web Client
Darryl shut your drunk ass up. No one cares and you're rambling Friday, November 06, 2009 12:51:43 AMTwitter Web Client
LEZZ DO THIS! Wednesday, November 04, 2009 7:57:38 PMTwitter Web Client
it's hot as sack in this common room. fucking useless meetings Wednesday, November 04, 2009 6:33:04 PMTwitter Web Client
Axelrod shut the fuck up i dont have time to talk to you right now Wednesday, November 04, 2009 12:18:10 PMTwitter Web Client
Tday, my phone completely didn't ring twice... What the hell\ Wednesday, November 04, 2009 1:30:31 AMTwitter Web Client
ok who the fuck stole my yankee hat... Grr Tuesday, November 03, 2009 12:34:35 AMTwitter Web Client
See ya in the boogie down on Wed! Tuesday, November 03, 2009 12:16:34 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuzzzzzzz. Some data loss on a failed flash drive. One file, but it was a lot of SQL work. Grr? Monday, November 02, 2009 2:41:55 PMTwitter Web Client
Week's shitty and hasn't started yet Monday, November 02, 2009 12:55:28 AMTwitter Web Client
I really need to get my shit together Sunday, November 01, 2009 7:15:37 PMTwitter Web Client
protip: do NOT set your hand on fire or pour alcohol on fire and try to put it out with your hand Sunday, November 01, 2009 10:43:21 AMTwitter Web Client
I love DJing the Madden Pregames. Old times.... Saturday, October 31, 2009 6:03:59 PMTwitter Web Client
Giants/Eagles? Yankees World Series? Sluts in slut costumes? All on the same weekend?! Holy shit! Saturday, October 31, 2009 5:19:05 AMTwitter Web Client
sounds like the HDD in the DVR is dying. Keeps clicking and spinning up and down... Saturday, October 31, 2009 4:15:41 AMTwitter Web Client
thanks seinfeld, you're making me feel great right now. Thursday, October 29, 2009 1:07:13 AMTwitter Web Client
Marc: "You just killed a small family of polar bears" Thursday, October 29, 2009 12:40:03 AMTwitter Web Client
fuck you cliff lee, that's some BULL SHIT Wednesday, October 28, 2009 11:29:42 PMTwitter Web Client
I want a DROIDDDDDDDDD Wednesday, October 28, 2009 9:10:02 PMTwitter Web Client
@colithika I got your attitude and am now bad at school. But stories are your thing you'll be fine Monday, October 26, 2009 10:36:29 PMTwitter Web Client
GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING INCONSIDERATE LEECH. go the fuck away no one invited you here Monday, October 26, 2009 5:37:51 PMTwitter Web Client
Bad mood bc my hd crashed? F no, Yanks winnnnNNNNNNN! Monday, October 26, 2009 2:15:19 AMTwitter Web Client
its pouring. im gonna smash another fucking bottle to make me feel better. Saturday, October 24, 2009 3:37:58 AMTwitter Web Client
fuck up the party before it even starts. (seriously. if i fail at this shit i'm a joker) lol Saturday, October 24, 2009 12:18:43 AMTwitter Web Client
...IN THE BAG Friday, October 23, 2009 11:46:42 PMTwitter Web Client
And then I said enjoy.... #mylasttweetonearth Friday, October 23, 2009 4:00:52 PMTwitter Web Client
I want a Droid!!!!!!! NOW Friday, October 23, 2009 3:21:15 AMTwitter Web Client
Took a really easy SQL quiz that I didn't even study for because I played KF until 3AM instead. Now, free class time for internets. The life Thursday, October 22, 2009 10:24:04 AMTwitter Web Client
I don't mean to sound like a chick, but my iGoogle theme is adorable. It's fall raccoons and leaves Wednesday, October 21, 2009 5:44:37 PMTwitter Web Client
fail. no meteors. black cats. and fail at other things. something's gotta turn out right Wednesday, October 21, 2009 4:04:18 AMTwitter Web Client
Meteor shower? why lets go out and take a look Wednesday, October 21, 2009 3:49:19 AMTwitter Web Client
Previous tweet a little harsh? Monday, October 19, 2009 11:30:06 PMTwitter Web Client
LETS GO YANKEES! Monday, October 19, 2009 4:09:10 PMTwitter Web Client
I want Google Wave! Monday, October 19, 2009 2:23:26 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @kevinrose how am I just seeing this now? http://bit.ly/15Istu #space #autotune #trippy Thursday, October 15, 2009 11:03:11 AMTwitter Web Client
It's about 10 degrees too warn for snow. Boooo Thursday, October 15, 2009 10:50:07 AMTwitter Web Client
shut the fuck up with the sirens. It's 1:25AM and there's no traffic, so therefore no need for sirens Tuesday, October 13, 2009 1:25:06 AMTwitter Web Client
@shavingfoams Top Gun. Good ass shit. I went to a Top Gun party last year. It was epic. Rocked the white shirt, black pants and aviators Tuesday, October 13, 2009 1:24:58 AMTwitter Web Client
Id like to fly... but my wings have been so denied Tuesday, October 13, 2009 12:24:38 AMTwitter Web Client
YANKEES!!!!!! Friday, October 09, 2009 10:35:22 PMTwitter Web Client
NOTE TO SELF: Don't take out anger on phone. Remember what happened last time? I'm lucky for now Friday, October 09, 2009 2:59:32 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin sick wireless we have on campus! Downloaded a 1.3MB file from an internal server at 28.8k Took about 7 minutes. Thursday, October 08, 2009 3:27:14 AMTwitter Web Client
I like it when CC pitches like big poppa. Yeah Yankees!!! Thursday, October 08, 2009 1:56:29 AMTwitter Web Client
This dude talks way too much when I'm trying to do work Wednesday, October 07, 2009 11:02:13 PMTwitter Web Client
You're soooooo hot. jeez Tuesday, October 06, 2009 6:53:39 PMTwitter Web Client
fuck. Here I am singing out loud to myself oblivious my roommate was in here. Oops. Tuesday, October 06, 2009 12:06:11 PMTwitter Web Client
@fairfieldmirror 10.07.09 Tuesday, October 06, 2009 2:35:15 AMTwitter Web Client
the DNS servers at school suck. This site changed over everywhere else and over here it's still pointing to the old server. Grr Tuesday, October 06, 2009 12:49:40 AMTwitter Web Client
Have I mentioned how obsessed I still am with Alice in Chains? Friday, October 02, 2009 4:31:27 AMTwitter Web Client
Picking up laundry, then coming back and taking a look at a problem. Tomorrow = 1 class, 2 assignments, nap, then weekend. Friday, October 02, 2009 3:35:41 AMTwitter Web Client
the bullshit-o-meter is very high for this absolutely nonsense paper I'm writing. Also, my laundry's done Friday, October 02, 2009 2:48:29 AMTwitter Web Client
marc seriously shut up... you talk too much Friday, October 02, 2009 12:25:55 AMTwitter Web Client
Sometimes you just want to choke a bitch Thursday, October 01, 2009 7:56:45 AMTwitter Web Client
Seriously, read our school paper... http://bit.ly/x1ohL Wednesday, September 30, 2009 2:44:52 AMTwitter Web Client
holy shit! @tomwcleary is now on twitter Wednesday, September 30, 2009 2:31:38 AMTwitter Web Client
Just bought the new Alice in Chains album on iTunes even though I had it for a week. Yes, it's that good Tuesday, September 29, 2009 12:34:13 AMTwitter Web Client
Have I mentioned how amazing the new Alice in Chains album is? Thursday, September 24, 2009 12:29:52 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck. the bottle's empty Wednesday, September 23, 2009 11:05:38 PMTwitter Web Client
Office computer was upgraded from Tiger to Snow Leopard. Night and day. It's so much better Tuesday, September 22, 2009 7:29:33 PMTwitter Web Client
hey fucks upstairs... Is it necessary to stomp your goddamn feet while walking? I'm trying to write a paper. Tuesday, September 22, 2009 1:32:33 AMTwitter Web Client
Lately I'm beside myself. Pretending unconcerned. Standing at a corner. Where I threw you on a turn (I move on) Tuesday, September 22, 2009 12:30:43 AMTwitter Web Client
it's like the roaring 20s in my house right now. We're just missing the flappers. Monday, September 21, 2009 9:36:39 PMTwitter Web Client
The new AIC album is 100% bitchin. I was completely blown away by "Your Decision" Monday, September 21, 2009 8:18:57 PMTwitter Web Client
Bed. And pumped because I'll be taking a listen to the new Alice in Chains album! Lots of classes tomorrow... Monday, September 21, 2009 1:39:19 AMTwitter Web Client
So I can honestly say I've definitely spent less than 3 hours in my house since Friday morning Monday, September 21, 2009 1:12:20 AMTwitter Web Client
fuck you and your timeout call Dallas. It didn't work. Yeah GMEN! Sunday, September 20, 2009 11:47:37 PMTwitter Web Client
Giants in HD at the Swamp! Then Curb and Entourage. Livin it up. Sunday, September 20, 2009 8:40:04 PMTwitter Web Client
For the first time in a week, I finally feel caught up with all my work... Sunday, September 20, 2009 4:30:56 PMTwitter Web Client
Ignore that last one. I'm fine Sunday, September 20, 2009 10:01:46 AMTwitter Web Client
Had a Dark and Stormy (Rum and ginger beer) in honor of going sailing and talk like a pirate day Saturday, September 19, 2009 5:03:20 PMTwitter Web Client
so lets delete some tweets Friday, September 18, 2009 9:08:23 AMTwitter Web Client
yeah I'm hammered and done with this lab report. I'll yet you all know what I get. If I get an A, my professors is officially a dumb fuck. Friday, September 18, 2009 2:21:05 AMTwitter Web Client
just did an epic drunk google voice demo to my housemates. they think its awesome. So now we're gonna prank axelrod with it Friday, September 18, 2009 1:37:02 AMTwitter Web Client
fuck, I just spilled beer on my lab report. Don't drink and do work, but fuck it. It's senior year Thursday, September 17, 2009 11:52:52 PMTwitter Web Client
anyone have any opiates i can OD on right now? fml Wednesday, September 16, 2009 8:25:27 PMTwitter Web Client
40 minutes and i don't have to do jack shit. One of the few breaks in my non-stop life. less than 5 seconds ago Wednesday, September 16, 2009 1:24:01 PMTwitter Web Client
Tom, EIC of @fairfieldmirror, regarding the admin interface: "Joe, can you tell me how to get into the back side? I mean the backend" Tuesday, September 15, 2009 11:20:50 PMTwitter Web Client
Simmons: "I have that CD on casette" Tuesday, September 15, 2009 11:17:09 PMTwitter Web Client
I can feel the wheel but I can't steer when my thoughts become my biggest fear Tuesday, September 15, 2009 5:32:58 PMTwitter Web Client
just replaced my defective ENV3 now networkin the XBOX to stream all my videos to our bitchin tv Tuesday, September 15, 2009 1:14:15 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito False, you're from Westchester. You root for the Giants fool. Not a hick ass upstate NY team just b/cyou go to school there
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 Monday, September 14, 2009 10:33:28 PMTwitter Web Client
Christ it doesn't end. I just want to have a lazy day for once during the week and I'm on the go nonstop Monday, September 14, 2009 2:09:48 AMTwitter Web Client
The fucking internet on this campus sucks ass. 128k. I miss the Optimum Online at The Swamp Sunday, September 13, 2009 11:37:34 PMTwitter Web Client
Hello Twitter people. New rule: next time I'm gonna stop complaining a lot on Twitter Saturday, September 12, 2009 11:49:18 AMTwitter Web Client
K I'm fucking over this. The Yankees lost tonight. So did I. But we're the best so we'll come back. I'm coming back. Saturday, September 12, 2009 2:47:55 AMTwitter Web Client
@shavingfoams go fuck yourself Saturday, September 12, 2009 2:47:51 AMTwitter Web Client
FUCKING PISSED right now Saturday, September 12, 2009 2:43:19 AMTwitter Web Client
In the words of @kevinrose, "sometimes you just wanna shake a bitch" Saturday, September 12, 2009 1:39:27 AMTwitter Web Client
I FUCKING SUCK at beer pong. Saturday, September 12, 2009 1:06:36 AMTwitter Web Client
K I lied. this just made my day: http://bit.ly/gENM5 Friday, September 11, 2009 11:28:45 PMTwitter Web Client
my life is overrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (i'm getting impatient with this fucking shit) Friday, September 11, 2009 11:19:08 PMTwitter Web Client
This kid loves talkin Tuesday, September 08, 2009 8:12:58 PMTwitter Web Client
Homework? F'in a... Time for a nap Tuesday, September 08, 2009 5:20:34 PMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika I'm not complaining because I don't get the updates to my phone anymore since you guys drove me nuts with them. So go for it.
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 Tuesday, September 08, 2009 1:25:18 AMTwitter Web Client
It's actually time to do work Sunday, September 06, 2009 2:27:05 PMTwitter Web Client
my life is a joke Saturday, September 05, 2009 2:15:50 AMTwitter Web Client
A hypocrite is someone who complains about the amount of sex and violence on their VCR Friday, September 04, 2009 9:44:44 PMTwitter Web Client
3 day weekend, just killed zombies, yanks in first place + I'm going Monday, bitches throwing themselves at me, beach parties. Life's sweet Friday, September 04, 2009 1:19:14 PMTwitter Web Client
protip: Never try to overclock a 300mhz ATI GPU to 500mhz. Almost duffed my computer, luckily it reverted on restart Friday, September 04, 2009 11:51:35 AMTwitter Web Client
On this date last year, the Yankees' record was 75-65. Today their record is 86-48. Enjoyyyy Boston. We're the best in baseball, sons Friday, September 04, 2009 1:41:38 AMTwitter Web Client
every fuckin night with these fucks upstairs and their music... Thursday, September 03, 2009 10:22:16 PMTwitter Web Client
I swear.. If I'm getting sick..... Thursday, September 03, 2009 12:31:23 AMTwitter Web Client
They guys upstairs are blasting Man in a Box. Never heard an Alice in Chains song at a party before. I approve greatly. Wednesday, September 02, 2009 11:06:30 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito Better than putting it on a magnet and fucking up the strip like i did. they give u free replacements though (unless you lose it)
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 Wednesday, September 02, 2009 11:05:52 PMTwitter Web Client
2 Classes: 11-4:30 with a half hour break. This is going to be awful (considering I used to be off on Wednesdays) Wednesday, September 02, 2009 10:38:40 AMTwitter Web Client
Bolognese sauce = nom. It came out really well Tuesday, September 01, 2009 8:11:34 PMTwitter Web Client
FUCK this house for having one bathroom. Tuesday, September 01, 2009 3:35:25 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm glad the neighbors took the raw chicken cutlet off our porch. That shit was starting to rot. Tuesday, September 01, 2009 3:34:45 PMTwitter Web Client

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