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These tweets are the MOST unprofessional. But you know what/ I fix and do everything. So it is moot Friday, April 19, 2013 6:37:58 PMTwitter Web Client
PS my silver fox boss just told me he doesnt give a fuck if i drink another bottle of this andre assed shit we bought cheaply Friday, April 19, 2013 6:37:11 PMTwitter Web Client
gonna be fucked up all weekend, you guys Friday, April 19, 2013 6:36:37 PMTwitter Web Client
#irunthisbitch Friday, April 19, 2013 6:35:30 PMTwitter Web Client
Gave our 18 year old intern copious amounts of alcohol in front of his boss who advised me not to. Because I don't respect the drinking age. Friday, April 19, 2013 6:35:12 PMTwitter Web Client
Our recruter's saggy floppers just left the building! Friday, April 19, 2013 6:33:37 PMTwitter Web Client
OK that was really insensitive. I'm a terrible person. Friday, April 19, 2013 6:32:46 PMTwitter Web Client
Popped champagne in celebration of me all over the CE team. They freaked out and thought it was a gun and or bomb. Too soon? Friday, April 19, 2013 6:31:18 PMTwitter Web Client
My boss forgot to hand in my expense report, so I did it for him. #makemeamanagercunts Friday, April 19, 2013 5:47:13 PMTwitter Web Client
For real. The recruiter with the saggy titties I mentioned earlier has her shirt rolled up and tied like a tween showing her back/stomach Friday, April 19, 2013 5:40:15 PMTwitter Web Client
Kevin "Silver Fox" Awesome Server Dood Friday, April 19, 2013 5:13:28 PMTwitter Web Client
As usual, the office beer is pretty rough Friday, April 19, 2013 5:07:40 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm gonna start hashtagging #bitches whenever I do something boss, because bitches are awesome Friday, April 19, 2013 3:37:37 PMTwitter Web Client
Whoever wrote the build script for our API documentation is a fuckin cunt muscle Friday, April 19, 2013 3:27:42 PMTwitter Web Client
Nice to know that I smell like cigs and beer and my boss is directly next to me. Friday, April 19, 2013 2:42:26 PMTwitter Web Client
Me explaining bluntly to Meg Long why something is broken in our app. #booker #hood http://t.co/RY2JyPQtzo Friday, April 19, 2013 12:54:59 PMTwitter Web Client
I was going batshit as to why I had to <?php ?> instead of <? ?> Friday, April 19, 2013 12:21:39 PMTwitter Web Client
But why the fuck would php remotely think it's a good idea to ship short_open_tag set to Off by default on Windows? Friday, April 19, 2013 12:21:09 PMTwitter Web Client
Xtina just named Eric: Popcaps. Fuckin boss Friday, April 19, 2013 10:59:39 AMTwitter Web Client
My ass looks excellent today #demjeans Friday, April 19, 2013 10:56:24 AMTwitter Web Client
Added a third monitor on my desk connected to another computer for monitoring. Gonna get a tan now. #bitches Friday, April 19, 2013 10:32:21 AMTwitter Web Client
Hughlon: "Yo. This dude on the 4 train had his dick out on this lady's back and I was like what the fuck dude" Friday, April 19, 2013 9:18:07 AMTwitter Web Client
Our recruiter needs to put on a bra on on the grounds that no one wants to see her old assed saggy titties bouncing around in a t-shirt Friday, April 19, 2013 9:09:51 AMTwitter Web Client
But what the fuck is going on in this world. Can't we just be peaceful? Fucking chill. Jesus fucking Christ already Friday, April 19, 2013 1:41:32 AMTwitter Web Client
Maybe this new video card driver fixed my display issue where my window layouts on the second monitor would reset when the screens blanked Thursday, April 18, 2013 1:07:29 AMTwitter Web Client
Can I ask why there are so many birds chirping so loudly at 12:20 AM? Vampire birds? Thursday, April 18, 2013 12:19:31 AMTwitter Web Client
the Gmail is down? How am I supposed to continue my gsexting Wednesday, April 17, 2013 9:02:47 AMTwitter Web Client
Well today kinda sucked... Monday, April 15, 2013 5:23:51 PMTwitter Web Client
Niraj: "Maybe there is guarantee, I think" Monday, April 15, 2013 11:56:50 AMTwitter Web Client
#booker http://t.co/y4zgZH7xML Monday, April 15, 2013 11:38:34 AMTwitter Web Client
#fireeric Monday, April 15, 2013 9:25:57 AMTwitter Web Client
Monday Morning. In for 5 minutes. Already might murder Eric Monday, April 15, 2013 9:10:06 AMTwitter Web Client
The 4 train this morning: http://t.co/ajNP0DAxHh Monday, April 15, 2013 9:05:36 AMTwitter Web Client
My fantasy pitching was fucking baller this week: 49 INN, 24 HA, 15 BBI, 49 K, 5 ER, 5 W, 6 S, CG, SO Monday, April 15, 2013 1:47:58 AMTwitter Web Client
Really? 12 digit password limit? For fucks sake Friday, April 12, 2013 8:45:03 PMTwitter Web Client
Jesus Fucking Christ. No wonder my dudes Pearl Jam hated mother fucking TicketMaster. Fuck the Yankees for going with those bitches Friday, April 12, 2013 8:43:09 PMTwitter Web Client
Ticketmaster and the NY Mets assed 95 year old NY Yankkes can suck my dick Friday, April 12, 2013 8:32:32 PMTwitter Web Client
Ah shit. I need to check in code and update a ticket. Had some burrrrrs. Hope I don;t fuck it up Friday, April 12, 2013 7:39:28 PMTwitter Web Client
Since when did I become a fucking lightweight. Like 3 IPAs and I'm silly Friday, April 12, 2013 6:48:46 PMTwitter Web Client
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST AT THIS SHIT FUCKING HOLE #BOOKER Friday, April 12, 2013 1:14:44 PMTwitter Web Client
This feedly bug drives me batshit: http://t.co/OADtZ2Xzj0 Friday, April 12, 2013 4:47:40 AMTwitter Web Client
Googled the names of some of the new hires and found arrests. The fuck kind of assholes don't check for this shit... Friday, April 12, 2013 3:48:26 AMTwitter Web Client
Watching a DB shrink has got to be the most boring fucking thing ever. It's 3:30 AM. I need to get my life together Friday, April 12, 2013 3:34:28 AMTwitter Web Client
This database is taking fucking years to restore. Bitch ass trick Friday, April 12, 2013 1:38:12 AMTwitter Web Client
Scott just sent me a 35MB animated gif of a bug report Thursday, April 11, 2013 5:28:23 PMTwitter Web Client
These two fucking hacks are questioning and fighting Kevin's ideas (they don't have better ones). Kevin is a brilliant infrastructure guy. Thursday, April 11, 2013 12:29:42 PMTwitter Web Client
People who need to eatadick.info: Niraj, Eric Thursday, April 11, 2013 12:16:43 PMTwitter Web Client
SSDs are fucking fast dude. I just backed up and restored about 700GB in like an hour (would have take 4-5) Thursday, April 11, 2013 11:59:57 AMTwitter Web Client
Abbey is only useful because she has a cute puppy. Wednesday, April 10, 2013 3:26:31 PMTwitter Web Client
I broke everything. Woof Wednesday, April 10, 2013 1:52:10 PMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew Testing
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Wednesday, April 10, 2013 12:17:25 PMTwitter Web Client
Test 2 Wednesday, April 10, 2013 12:14:37 PMTwitter Web Client
How am I supposed to work on my obnoxious Twitter app with HR parading back and forth behind be Wednesday, April 10, 2013 10:39:43 AMTwitter Web Client
lol the firewall crashed in the office Wednesday, April 10, 2013 9:18:54 AMTwitter Web Client
God Damn it. My app's been pulling in in_reply_to_status_id instead of in_reply_to_status_id_str and now I have fucking exponents everywhere Wednesday, April 10, 2013 12:36:42 AMTwitter Web Client
@Lennon Ignore this. This is a test reply because I'm testing some code I pushed to my twitter app. Integers and shit. Not exponents.
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Wednesday, April 10, 2013 12:27:48 AMTwitter Web Client
I made fun of Joe P for dividing by 0 and this bastard php interpreter says I'm doing it but I'm not even doing fucking math. WTF Tuesday, April 09, 2013 11:44:24 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @H9RBSjs: I wrote this Boomerang() JavaScript function yesterday, now I can't figure out what it does.... Oh, wait, now it's coming b ... Monday, April 08, 2013 11:59:36 AMTwitter Web Client
[11:17:52 AM] Xtina: two things i like straight: whiskey and lines Monday, April 08, 2013 11:19:59 AMTwitter Web Client
Eric is a mother fucking wiki Nazi cunt Monday, April 08, 2013 11:13:42 AMTwitter Web Client
Remember that time I was talking shit about Niraj and Eric to Sam and I had my screen shared with all three of them? Whoopise Monday, April 08, 2013 10:45:08 AMTwitter Web Client
Fucking Twitter API Monday, April 08, 2013 12:34:55 AMTwitter Web Client
@Lessard_Eric Whoops. Didn't even see that.
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Sunday, April 07, 2013 3:04:42 PMTwitter Web Client
In order to beat @Lessard_Eric this week, I need Lester to get shelled and R.A Dickey to throw a gem. Seems unrealistic. Fuckin A Sunday, April 07, 2013 2:59:36 PMTwitter Web Client
Updating my twitter app to add my tweets in reply to others and link to them. The name of the function I used is didIReplyToaCracker() Sunday, April 07, 2013 2:08:15 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm kinda rooting for the Yankees to go 1-160 so that we do a clean sweep of these old bags next season Sunday, April 07, 2013 12:45:07 AMTwitter Web Client
1AM on a Friday and I was home and doing #booker. This is some bullshit, rare and whatnot. Saturday, April 06, 2013 1:08:03 AMTwitter Web Client
drankin' burrrs out of Dunkins cups. Klassy Friday, April 05, 2013 5:55:46 PMTwitter Web Client
Not a fan of the new right click/bookmark menu styling in Chrome. Leave it up to Google to fuck up the UI. Bunch of Michelles working there Friday, April 05, 2013 3:25:49 PMTwitter Web Client
This is Bullshit, Inc. #booker Friday, April 05, 2013 11:09:05 AMTwitter Web Client
Shit Done Broke, LLC #booker Friday, April 05, 2013 11:08:41 AMTwitter Web Client
Overly Complicated Solutions, LLC. #booker Friday, April 05, 2013 11:08:05 AMTwitter Web Client
I Can't Help It But I Break Everything, LLC #booker Friday, April 05, 2013 11:07:45 AMTwitter Web Client
We Go Around In Circles, LLC #booker Friday, April 05, 2013 11:07:25 AMTwitter Web Client
Jammin out to mad Reggae Friday, April 05, 2013 10:10:05 AMTwitter Web Client
I think my dude Barry said he was retiring and this was his last day. If he doesn't call me slice on Monday, I'm boycotting Metro North Friday, April 05, 2013 9:35:39 AMTwitter Web Client
Admission is free. Admission requires a pass. There is a $2 processing fee per pass. Fucking scam. Friday, April 05, 2013 12:49:29 AMTwitter Web Client
@kerbear88 Kennedy Fried Chicken
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Thursday, April 04, 2013 10:36:00 PMTwitter Web Client
For the first time in 2013, Yankees win, Mets lose. Back to normal (Even though the Yankees might as well be cunceled this season) Thursday, April 04, 2013 9:47:01 PMTwitter Web Client
@kerbear88 Reminds me of the last time I was on the 4 in the bx, when I tweeted this: https://t.co/Uz8mzNwaSp
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Thursday, April 04, 2013 9:37:41 PMTwitter Web Client
Gabe. Shut the fuck up about file systems Thursday, April 04, 2013 9:06:59 AMTwitter Web Client
The wireless coverage in the office shitter is subpar..... Wednesday, April 03, 2013 6:11:52 PMTwitter Web Client
Twitter's android app redesign is PRETTY. Wednesday, April 03, 2013 5:21:03 PMTwitter Web Client
Happy Cheese Weasel Day! http://t.co/4NlnxIEdbB Wednesday, April 03, 2013 12:54:54 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm a contractor for Booker. My company is called "Build Constantly Failing, LLC." Wednesday, April 03, 2013 12:03:23 PMTwitter Web Client
This bastard plays ping pong about 6 out of the 8 hour day Tuesday, April 02, 2013 3:08:07 PMTwitter Web Client
Welcome back to twitter, @__JLu, you were sorely missed #abuserslist #yolo Monday, April 01, 2013 9:02:19 PMTwitter Web Client
pretty sure the dude they just hired sitting next to me is a hybrid between Jerry Cantrell and Mike Starr Monday, April 01, 2013 5:43:42 PMTwitter Web Client
THESE BITCHES with their leftover easter ham. Smells nom. I'm jealous and I brought in leftover ham for lunch Monday, April 01, 2013 2:07:16 PMTwitter Web Client
CUNCEL DA YANKEES Monday, April 01, 2013 1:50:45 PMTwitter Web Client
Is it racist if you tell a black person they got a tan after coming back from Jamaica? Because I just did that. Monday, April 01, 2013 9:22:30 AMTwitter Web Client
Welp, I guess Game of Thrones was on tonight. How did I know? Sunday, March 31, 2013 11:42:07 PMTwitter Web Client
If you come up to my desk and say "config file" expect me to know what the fuck you're talking about Friday, March 29, 2013 4:07:34 PMTwitter Web Client
25 mins late, 10 minutes late from lunch. This is me caring Friday, March 29, 2013 3:10:16 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm always here before my boss. The one day I come in late, he's hear early on a call. Friday, March 29, 2013 9:25:29 AMTwitter Web Client
Just told one of my coworkers to have a good weekend on his way out. TODAY IS THURSDAY Thursday, March 28, 2013 7:06:13 PMTwitter Web Client
Vitamins and beer Thursday, March 28, 2013 6:12:20 PMTwitter Web Client
Really lookin forward to @MichaelShatin's bday celebraish at Traffic this weekend, you guys. Thursday, March 28, 2013 4:17:07 PMTwitter Web Client
Fucking run down from Booker and getting sick. Not pleased. Thursday, March 28, 2013 4:08:55 PMTwitter Web Client
Tess straight up looks 18 years old today. And that's a compliment Wednesday, March 27, 2013 4:31:16 PMTwitter Web Client