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| Challenge: If anyone actually reads this, comes up to me in person and mentions codeword "sporcle14" by 4/2/2009 at 4PM, you win a prize | Wednesday, April 01, 2009 8:28:12 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Nice to know that the movie I'm watching for my English class is in French | Wednesday, April 01, 2009 6:20:16 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| So apparently she figured out that the guy was loaded from my description, even though I didn't say anything about money. She knows her shit | Wednesday, April 01, 2009 4:53:58 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Ponies? http://www.portfolioso.com/ | Wednesday, April 01, 2009 2:21:31 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| CYA AT YANKEE STADIUM FRIDAY NIGHT!!!!!! FIRST GAME EVER | Wednesday, April 01, 2009 12:08:15 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Looking back at my recent calls list, a bunch of real winners called. I'd prefer to talk to none of them. Why don't the good people call me? | Tuesday, March 31, 2009 4:47:40 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Can we stop smudging toothpaste all over our sink please? It's nasty. Jon and Eduardo don't do it in their sink. Stop being pigs. | Tuesday, March 31, 2009 10:45:48 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Picking classes. Huge pain in the ass | Monday, March 30, 2009 7:03:26 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| http://blog.portfolioso.com is now optimized for mobile browsers (what I do instead of homework...) | Monday, March 30, 2009 1:44:29 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| No one cares about 80s hair metal bands anymore, James... For fuck's sake, let me do my paper. | Monday, March 30, 2009 12:12:14 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Waspito ass. I'll do that next thurs. "Everyday its something hits me all so cold. Find me sittin by myself no excuses, then I know" In reply to @Nintendad88's tweet | Sunday, March 29, 2009 11:22:40 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| PIECE OF SHIT INTERNET CONNECTION THEY GIVE US HERE | Sunday, March 29, 2009 10:51:47 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| yes, @colithika and @waspito, we are in the middle of a big ass thunderstorm. It missed you guys? | Sunday, March 29, 2009 9:32:00 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Thunderstorm? | Sunday, March 29, 2009 8:55:47 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| 3 hour MLB auction draft = tiring | Sunday, March 29, 2009 3:13:51 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| aww what a shame. thats bc you didn't.. nvm. I'm always right. Listen to me and always be happy | Sunday, March 29, 2009 2:47:44 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Party at 24 was WIZZZZZZEAK. We can throw better ones on last notice. | Sunday, March 29, 2009 12:18:16 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| K I should probably like... Do something about this right now. | Saturday, March 28, 2009 7:16:44 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Technical difficulties during the power hour. Computer crashed twice. Good start to the night | Friday, March 27, 2009 8:52:33 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Day improved. Spring training anyone? We need to practice for the game tomorrow. | Friday, March 27, 2009 2:53:06 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| It's hot in here, the day's off to a shitty start, I'm missing shit and now I have to listen to a fuck who can't speak English for 75 mins | Friday, March 27, 2009 11:04:25 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| "I don't know how serious I can take you given that you are in your underwear testing out batting music" - Keith commenting on my antics | Friday, March 27, 2009 1:24:38 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Yeah so I have a feeling this won't go well. But I'll handle it | Friday, March 27, 2009 12:31:14 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| "I'm sorry, I just ripped ass so hard" - Keith (SBD) | Friday, March 27, 2009 12:20:10 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| And with that, my entire bracket is busted | Friday, March 27, 2009 12:18:33 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Day improved. Spring training anyone? We need to practice for the game tomorrow. | Friday, March 27, 2009 12:00:00 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Waspito just owned @sonicblur23 In reply to @Nintendad88's tweet | Thursday, March 26, 2009 4:06:57 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| English canceled. Watch some Yankees spring training. Woo, Swisher went yard, Coke pitched well and they're shatting on the Phillies : ) | Thursday, March 26, 2009 3:26:49 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| AIM 6.9 beta 3: SO much faster than b2, which was laggy when opening windows and clunky. Also, the return of the AIM running guy icon. Sweet | Thursday, March 26, 2009 1:49:20 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Good, fixed the phpmyadmin problem. Corrupted cookies | Wednesday, March 25, 2009 2:08:48 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuck Macs and their stupid ass apple key that glitches out | Wednesday, March 25, 2009 1:59:01 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Awesome. Just fudged my phpadmin install after updating it. It won't log in. Grr | Wednesday, March 25, 2009 1:21:51 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| The stupid "wireless network is now connected balloon pops up 500 times while I'm already connected. No kidding. Leave me alone and go away | Wednesday, March 25, 2009 10:10:22 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| COOL. This ass doesn't overbook his appointments | Wednesday, March 25, 2009 10:06:41 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| My life is a JOKE. At least I can have a good laugh about it with Cleary and Keith | Wednesday, March 25, 2009 2:50:56 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuck Macs and their stupid ass apple key that glitches out | Wednesday, March 25, 2009 12:00:00 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| The internet is awful here right now | Tuesday, March 24, 2009 9:09:16 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| So I really just slept from 2PM. Haha, wow... | Tuesday, March 24, 2009 4:28:31 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| that isn't even cool you fucking tease. dont even fuck around like that if you already know you have other things to do. fml | Tuesday, March 24, 2009 2:45:36 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| We just found a sick replacement power hour for the weekend. It's taking over for the one Youtube muted before I downloaded it | Tuesday, March 24, 2009 1:47:55 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Cool. Headphones. I spend more time untangling them than listening to music | Monday, March 23, 2009 6:27:28 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Never eat German meat sauce in the morning if you don't want it repeating on you all day long. It's delicious, but ugh. And now, an exam... | Monday, March 23, 2009 10:44:19 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Sunday nights blow. Like a lot. | Monday, March 23, 2009 2:42:22 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Oops just realized I had to read that too. FML | Sunday, March 22, 2009 10:12:27 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| One of my most productive Sundays yet. Half the paper's written and now I'm going to go study for my exam. And it's only 3:10. Food break! | Sunday, March 22, 2009 3:10:52 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @SonicBlur23 Sry i didn't mean to be mean. I was just flustered with shit. Twitter is the way to go. discuss all the random thoughts u want | Sunday, March 22, 2009 1:50:42 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @SonicBlur23 no one cares stop tweeting ur twats | Sunday, March 22, 2009 1:42:48 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| What next? Also, delicious Ziti with prosciutto and vodka sauce for dinner + Sams cherry. yum | Saturday, March 21, 2009 9:05:02 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @askmeques Happy b-day. I have another 72 days for that. In reply to @mustang_sarah's tweet | Saturday, March 21, 2009 8:27:36 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Doin very well right now, can't complain. | Saturday, March 21, 2009 2:44:26 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Adversity my ass (prev twitter update). I am the shit and make it all work out in the end. yay | Saturday, March 21, 2009 2:21:37 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Adversity.... It happens to me. Lol | Friday, March 20, 2009 10:07:07 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Waspito WAT? In reply to @Nintendad88's tweet | Friday, March 20, 2009 7:50:33 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Time to clean this shithole. Only so that it gets wrecked again tonight | Friday, March 20, 2009 3:27:08 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| "Christianality" English. Speak it | Friday, March 20, 2009 11:45:52 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| So I'm not the only one who slipped and referred to tweets as twats: http://is.gd/o8lW In reply to @Nintendad88's tweet | Friday, March 20, 2009 10:03:01 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Why does my neck hurt? | Friday, March 20, 2009 9:46:54 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| kate. beer. pong. tomorrow. maybe. | Friday, March 20, 2009 2:41:49 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Waspito u get that from ur dad? ha! In reply to @Nintendad88's tweet | Thursday, March 19, 2009 11:32:09 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Just bet @chaliskoe $1 that UCLA will win by 8 He's an LSU fan | Thursday, March 19, 2009 10:53:38 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| What the hell is this one thinking? Whats your deal? I wish I could understand these things and not be so clueless. | Thursday, March 19, 2009 5:48:48 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| STFU with the backup alarm... Jeez all class long it's been going | Thursday, March 19, 2009 3:03:15 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| When I print an HP config page, It should print 1, not 400... | Thursday, March 19, 2009 12:27:55 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Yeah so much for me waking up early | Thursday, March 19, 2009 10:32:01 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| See what happens when you're not a little bitch? | Thursday, March 19, 2009 12:41:29 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| This semester blows. Correction: every class I am taking this semester blows. | Wednesday, March 18, 2009 10:47:28 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I would much rather be cleaning the bathroom than this waste of time. At least I'd be getting something useful done. | Wednesday, March 18, 2009 6:00:19 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Whale Rider is a terrible movie. Struggling through it for class | Wednesday, March 18, 2009 5:34:02 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I could either drown, or pull off my skin and swim to shore... | Wednesday, March 18, 2009 1:00:09 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I love how this is messing with my mind | Wednesday, March 18, 2009 11:46:37 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @sonicblur23 I'm gonna stop following you if you post any more tweets that your average 5th grader uses as an insult | Wednesday, March 18, 2009 1:58:30 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @chaliskoe I am the twit machine. I own these tweets In reply to @chaliskoe's tweet | Tuesday, March 17, 2009 2:10:53 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Why am I not tired now, but during class I'm half shot? | Tuesday, March 17, 2009 2:22:23 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| My brain is absolutely non functional. I need 8 more hours of sleep. | Monday, March 16, 2009 1:52:53 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Sore jaw. I guess all that gum I had yesterday did it... | Monday, March 16, 2009 9:43:38 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| "What were we doing 24 hours ago? That's all I have to say" - Keith | Monday, March 16, 2009 3:30:00 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| That paper is now coherent. Broke my balls and took me about an hour. What a waste of time. If people could write in the first place... | Monday, March 16, 2009 1:51:39 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Waspito Don't even get me started with tomorrow. I know a dumb fuck who can't stop spelling it "tomarrow" and never corrected herself In reply to @Nintendad88's tweet | Monday, March 16, 2009 1:21:21 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| "We then have thought of some more in-depth interview" Senior in college... English. Do you speak it?!?!?!? | Monday, March 16, 2009 1:12:05 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Editing my group paper. My group members have AWFUL writing skills & poor grammar. It's choppy and not proofread. F My life. | Monday, March 16, 2009 12:41:12 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Family Guy needs to cut it out with the extended ass cut scenes that waste time because MacFarlane is too lazy to write new material | Sunday, March 15, 2009 9:08:47 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @chaliskoe yeah, you better make good use of your Twitter account, sir In reply to @chaliskoe's tweet | Sunday, March 15, 2009 8:51:17 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Suite in Times Square? Definitely a great weekend | Sunday, March 15, 2009 7:16:31 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @chaliskoe yeah, you better make good use of your Twitter account, sir | Sunday, March 15, 2009 12:00:00 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Tom's got a jacket and backpack on with no pants. "Really awkward" commented Keith | Saturday, March 14, 2009 5:59:49 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This lack of info is disturbing me. I usually find out what I need and I'm completely clueless with nowhere to start. This may be tricky | Saturday, March 14, 2009 5:06:07 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Why do I think of these things after the mother fuckin fact? GRR. | Saturday, March 14, 2009 2:56:09 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Win maybe? Next week will tell. I got this shit | Saturday, March 14, 2009 2:22:17 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| If I fuck this up, I'm hanging myself. It's all set up. | Saturday, March 14, 2009 1:40:43 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @plasma2002 http://tinyurl.com/c7r3u3 In reply to @plasma2002's tweet | Friday, March 13, 2009 8:29:32 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| The computer at my desk is out. I'm lucky the kid who usually sits next to me is a no show, I stole that one and I'd be bored otherwise | Friday, March 13, 2009 11:06:58 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| This is officially a waste of my time. We're sitting here rewinding a video... In other news, "EEEEETS A FRIDAEEEEE" | Friday, March 13, 2009 11:04:40 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Presentation 2: I'm sorry, but I can't see the screen. Your huge rack is in the way. Not gonna complain | Thursday, March 12, 2009 5:19:26 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This class is literally a chiste. We spent 10 minutes on a joke presentation that made us all laugh more than we learned. | Thursday, March 12, 2009 5:15:29 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Holy crap a sunny day. Haven't seen one of those in a while | Thursday, March 12, 2009 10:21:28 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Awesome. I slammed my index finger in my window about an hour ago and it still kills. This might take a week... | Wednesday, March 11, 2009 10:36:13 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Seriously, what is wrong with my eye and why does it feel scratched and irritated for the past 2 weeks?!?! | Wednesday, March 11, 2009 4:47:46 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Waspito Guy it's fine. My sleep's whack also In reply to @Nintendad88's tweet | Wednesday, March 11, 2009 2:45:11 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Keith: "Joe I apologize for leaving my sham on your bed" | Wednesday, March 11, 2009 12:14:41 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm going to be a fucking senior and I register last at 6:15 PM. Cheers to no classes being available. AGAIN (I never get a good time slot) | Tuesday, March 10, 2009 9:20:18 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I appreciate it if the fucks over at our network wouldn't Nessus me. I Peerguardian blocked their IP range, so fuck 'em (logs FTW) | Tuesday, March 10, 2009 10:27:02 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Gmail is officially on my nerves for the day. Slow and unresponsive on one of the accounts I need for work. Probably because it's 6GB full | Monday, March 09, 2009 10:28:20 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Nice to know that internal bandwidth doesn't count for the cap. Streaming 40GB of video to a 360 in < 3 hrs wouldn't have helped if it did. | Monday, March 09, 2009 9:43:02 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Spring Break bandwidth meter: 18.41GB downloaded, 7.34GB uploaded. | Sunday, March 08, 2009 7:57:50 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Daylight savings time is a crock of shit. Unless you give me the extra hour (even if it makes it dark all day), I want no part of it. | Sunday, March 08, 2009 1:45:55 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| 71 degrees. That's spring break. But it's fin tomorrow. Haha Stupid school giving the abnormal week off | Saturday, March 07, 2009 1:25:43 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @thomaswood Yep, I fall back to that and it works like a charm In reply to @stoopidemu's tweet | Friday, March 06, 2009 7:04:11 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Peacin' to go cook lasagna. If I learn well enough, I'll be cooking for y'all bitches at school.(Idk where the southern thing came from) | Friday, March 06, 2009 4:50:35 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| FiOS does have piece of shit DNS servers though that frequently go down for a few minutes many times throughout the day. | Friday, March 06, 2009 4:47:14 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Where the F is my flash drive? I just watched a movie off of it yesterday now its MIA. WTF | Friday, March 06, 2009 4:17:54 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Colithika When are you out of work tigga? I'm going in the AM but I'll go again latuh yay In reply to @Colithika's tweet | Friday, March 06, 2009 4:00:32 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| 60 tomorrow. Definitely biking. Snow on the shady path better be melted... | Friday, March 06, 2009 3:53:28 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Oh how I love FiOS. 15MBPS download going and my web browsing is still snappy. | Friday, March 06, 2009 3:16:03 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @ky9 We need to get more people on the bandwagon so it's better | Friday, March 06, 2009 2:34:37 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This is what's gonna happen: I'm going back to school and the cycle of bullshit is going to end. It's been too long and I need to get happy. | Friday, March 06, 2009 3:52:51 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Wtf. Mininova is overloaded and thepiratebay search isnt working. Thanks.... | Thursday, March 05, 2009 6:16:59 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I really need to dump all of he tube TVs I have. I hate their high frequency whine. LCDs and plasmas FTW (I own none). Recession folks... | Thursday, March 05, 2009 1:44:24 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Great ass movie poster (literally): http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y111/SAFC/2mzli0z.jpg | Tuesday, March 03, 2009 10:36:18 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| And there goes a box of ziti. Piece of shit | Tuesday, March 03, 2009 7:21:04 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Holy crap, me and @Colithika have almost the same external IP addresses: XX.XXX.XXX.74 and .75 (where all the Xs are the same) | Tuesday, March 03, 2009 1:04:33 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| where's my friggin wallet? | Monday, March 02, 2009 5:38:35 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I shouldn't have to shovel 10" of snow on my SPRING break. I <3 snow, but only from Nov-Feb. I wanted to go bike riding =( | Monday, March 02, 2009 4:18:41 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| mmm manicotti and pork loin. <3 good food | Sunday, March 01, 2009 1:20:53 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Ok then... Can my dream be any more disturbing? This is how people end up making movies like hostel... | Sunday, March 01, 2009 10:05:36 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| My grandma likes Enter Sandman. Lol! | Sunday, March 01, 2009 12:19:43 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Very bad time to have awful sinuses - before a midterm. can hardly study. Struggling here. Make it stop. | Friday, February 27, 2009 2:45:23 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| chlorpheniramine doesn't do jack shit | Friday, February 27, 2009 1:18:00 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| It would be nice if my right sinus unclogged | Thursday, February 26, 2009 6:06:03 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This IS class bores me. everything we talk about in class, I learn in our meeting before class... Thanks. Nap time? | Thursday, February 26, 2009 5:57:11 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Exhausteddddddddd | Thursday, February 26, 2009 5:28:58 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| My life. Fuck it. | Thursday, February 26, 2009 3:23:35 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Wow, I just spent 5 minutes looking for PJs I'm wearing | Thursday, February 26, 2009 12:16:11 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| my head feels like a fuckin sponge | Wednesday, February 25, 2009 5:58:51 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This is total awesome and we need more justice like this in the world: http://is.gd/kOY5 | Wednesday, February 25, 2009 3:15:14 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| "To prepare your middle-term exam, you need to familiar yourself with [...]" Learn how to speak English, professor. | Tuesday, February 24, 2009 2:52:40 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuck SunGard, I hope they go bankrupt with their piece of shit 1990s style Luminis Platform. I just lost an email. And Fuck CNS for using it | Tuesday, February 24, 2009 1:51:16 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Waspito portfolio (as in stock) so. Not hard. Every time you type it as porto fli oso, which would be a good Harry Potter spell In reply to @Nintendad88's tweet | Tuesday, February 24, 2009 1:31:43 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| ...like a horseshoe to the brain | Tuesday, February 24, 2009 1:20:49 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fairfield really needs to take it easy with the cold ass, constant wind in my face. Nonstop annoyance on my 15 min walks to class. | Monday, February 23, 2009 1:54:26 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| mother fuckin Nazi German networking staff I have here. | Monday, February 23, 2009 9:45:57 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| There's a British dude passed out on our toilet | Sunday, February 22, 2009 2:42:28 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Mmm. Delicious German beverages... | Friday, February 20, 2009 10:01:13 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| EPIC FAIL. That has to be the worst fail ever. Do not trust me with your secret missions. | Friday, February 20, 2009 4:50:40 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| There's a difference between decent tweets and annoying ass tweets | Thursday, February 19, 2009 6:16:55 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Room smells like Red Bull, but no one had it. I won't complain compared to yesterday's odor... | Thursday, February 19, 2009 3:32:04 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| smells like shit in this room. someone get on that | Wednesday, February 18, 2009 3:25:37 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| moonlight shower | Tuesday, February 17, 2009 12:00:42 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @askmeques ditto. No motivation In reply to @mustang_sarah's tweet | Monday, February 16, 2009 11:44:00 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Waspito way to wreck the spelling of portfolioso In reply to @Nintendad88's tweet | Sunday, February 15, 2009 12:44:13 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @ the Fairfield/Niagra Game. Go Stags! (Watch it on ESPN2) | Saturday, February 14, 2009 8:36:02 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Just cooked myself a great dinner: pasta and vegetable medley and enjoyed it while listening to Alice in Chains Unplugged. | Saturday, February 14, 2009 7:50:21 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Girls in the townhouse behind us: nonstop yelling and playful fighting. STFU. today is a shitty day, i can't take society's bullshit anymore | Saturday, February 14, 2009 6:17:30 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| i HATE falling alseep with contacts in | Saturday, February 14, 2009 6:15:09 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Wow.. This is real fun. Gotta love this time of year. | Friday, February 13, 2009 8:08:03 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Hour of Happy | Friday, February 13, 2009 4:43:54 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Sitting on an angry chair Angry walls that steal the air. Stomach hurts and I don't care | Friday, February 13, 2009 4:04:24 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Tom: "Keith we need to talk to Simmons about a little 3 way action" Keith: "I know" | Thursday, February 12, 2009 2:17:41 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| "Joe I don't want to sound gay, but can I borrow your duster?" -Keith | Thursday, February 12, 2009 12:36:35 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Who the fuck says macs never crash? They're pieces of shit. When I REALLY need a remote connection, it doesn't work. Jeez. | Wednesday, February 11, 2009 2:57:04 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| It's impossible to be productive with this 1996 style Luminis email system our shitty network people make us use + 2MB of email storage... | Tuesday, February 10, 2009 2:26:20 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm pissed off at the world right now. | Monday, February 09, 2009 4:59:38 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Hot as balls in this classroom | Monday, February 09, 2009 2:10:01 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm doing it wrong | Monday, February 09, 2009 2:27:22 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| just wonderful... | Saturday, February 07, 2009 2:08:08 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @ky9 port authority is dirty bc ny is a fuckin shithole. go abroad to germany and its clean. ny = the loss. fuck it. tell them to be german. | Saturday, February 07, 2009 3:09:18 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @ky9 port authority is dirty bc ny is a fuckin shithole. go abroad to germany and its clean. ny = the loss. fuck it. tell them to be german. | Saturday, February 07, 2009 12:00:00 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Happy hour time! | Friday, February 06, 2009 4:26:38 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @ky9 CNS people Tech-phobes? No wonder our network sucks. Twitter is the way of the future. Companies are adapting it for feedback. | Thursday, February 05, 2009 9:15:49 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm updating my twitter so I can record that awesome Twhirl ping sound. I know. I'm so geek. But it's a sick sound | Thursday, February 05, 2009 8:35:26 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| "Hey bitches, it's 14 degrees outside. It's not even legal outside" -Jon | Thursday, February 05, 2009 12:42:12 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm like a machine all day. I think I answered every email that came in within 10 minutes of it being sent | Wednesday, February 04, 2009 6:54:17 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Just got the taste of Southport's seasonal Cherry. Could go for one of those right now.. | Wednesday, February 04, 2009 6:39:15 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| And fucking College Publisher goes down when I'm in the middle of shit... You dog... | Wednesday, February 04, 2009 4:08:44 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @ky9 Yeah, like how our house got writeup emails from the dean this morning and didn't do anything | Tuesday, February 03, 2009 4:26:24 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Absolutely uncool that Firefox is crashing on all the lab computers and I'm forced to use IE... CNS @ my school BLOWS | Monday, February 02, 2009 12:25:44 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Yeah uncool. The storm tracked into the ocean... There goes my snow day tomorrow. Shit, now I have a lot of work to do | Monday, February 02, 2009 8:47:55 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| And now I start my International HR assignment.That class will be the death of me | Monday, February 02, 2009 2:40:34 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I think I break Fios' DNS servers, bc they always go down when I come home. Very odd. My parents never have a problem | Monday, February 02, 2009 1:48:51 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Another fun geek stat. Our house used 2.81 Megawatthours of electricity since September. Seems high. Free electricity FTW | Sunday, February 01, 2009 1:40:59 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @ky9 That's crazy. I used 9152 minutes for ALL of 2008 and you use 2007 night/weekend in ONE month? Yay for Verizon keeping stats. | Saturday, January 31, 2009 11:31:59 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I need TraceMonkey merged with the trunk because facebook is crashing and its fixed in TM but not the trunk. Google Chrome until that's done | Saturday, January 31, 2009 3:52:07 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm watching fuckin aladdin again. this is erronious... <3 that movie | Saturday, January 31, 2009 4:12:29 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Soundgarden Radio on Pandora is amazing. Maybe I like Seattle grunge just that much... | Friday, January 30, 2009 3:19:37 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Aladdin is such a sick movie. Only one thing could make it better | Friday, January 30, 2009 1:03:52 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| i'm tired | Thursday, January 29, 2009 9:35:41 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| And now to start my hw due at 10:30 today. Shit | Thursday, January 29, 2009 2:54:33 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| And with that, I don't think I'm homeless anymore for the 09-10 school year | Thursday, January 29, 2009 12:48:20 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| We have a paper coming out today we can't get online because College Publisher is a fucking piece of lagged shit | Wednesday, January 28, 2009 3:07:42 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @OlegR How do you pronounce polopoly? polo-poly or po-lopoly (monopoly) | Wednesday, January 28, 2009 2:46:10 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Why can't I get this fuckin Mario Kart server running? | Wednesday, January 28, 2009 1:10:40 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @OlegR Yes, we got a notice from MTV Networks saying they are working on the issue | Tuesday, January 27, 2009 6:07:58 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Does it make sense that they start sanding the roads before the storm? Sand? It only provides traction on TOP of snow and ice - not melt it. | Tuesday, January 27, 2009 4:22:52 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| oh for fuck's sake with the shit... Anyway, yay for watching movies in class that are irrelevant = free internet | Tuesday, January 27, 2009 11:45:47 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| can i go to bed now? | Monday, January 26, 2009 2:22:22 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| CollegePublisher's polopoly control panel gives me a headache. It's so poorly done on all accounts. and SLOW | Sunday, January 25, 2009 5:22:50 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| going to a rodeo. haha at being southerner for a night. | Saturday, January 24, 2009 6:43:01 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Anywho... | Saturday, January 24, 2009 1:39:52 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @ky9 I updated Twitter last night? | Saturday, January 24, 2009 1:39:33 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| acually nigth fuck it\ | Saturday, January 24, 2009 1:41:17 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| 40 degrees is rather toasty. Anyone wanna go to the beach? (considering it's been 11 everyday for 2 weeks, this is roasting) | Friday, January 23, 2009 1:20:15 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| A CFL that I've been using since 10/ 2002 just burned out. Not bad 7+ years out of a desk lamp. Oh but now I'm out of lightbulbs =( | Friday, January 23, 2009 4:48:27 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| 1:48am, other work to do and i'm doing IS bc a system is broken. lol... Also tomorrow blows im nonstop from 9am-8:30pm | Thursday, January 22, 2009 1:49:24 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Explain to me how my TCP/IP stack got corrupted between the walk from the lib to my house. 100%cpu, then no DHCP address, then i fixed it | Thursday, January 22, 2009 12:38:43 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm gonna fuckin shake a bitch right now with huntley and his fucking shitty IDE he makes us use. makes my life miserable | Wednesday, January 21, 2009 9:29:23 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @askmeques My school portal is oldschool and has like 400 scripts that prevent firefox from remembering it In reply to @mustang_sarah's tweet | Wednesday, January 21, 2009 5:39:00 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| GRRR proactive interference. Changed my password and I keep typing in the old one every time... | Wednesday, January 21, 2009 4:56:29 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Dannyrob needs to stop IMing me at 3:20 in the morning when I have better things to do | Wednesday, January 21, 2009 3:18:14 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Why does it take 25 seconds to load Gmail?!?! | Tuesday, January 20, 2009 9:45:58 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @askmeques Absolutely, I hate bad drivers. No one has that skill in CT, when you can get a truck through In reply to @mustang_sarah's tweet | Tuesday, January 20, 2009 8:12:19 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| The internet here SUCKS, it can't load friggin Gmail | Tuesday, January 20, 2009 4:23:50 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Looking back at things, I did ok, but I visualize a more perfect scenario with different choices. Then maybe I'd be somewhere. Sigh | Tuesday, January 20, 2009 4:17:13 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Apparently I run into smokey houses with oven fires without thinking about myself | Monday, January 19, 2009 9:48:10 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| It's 23 degrees why is our roof melting? | Monday, January 19, 2009 2:12:40 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuckin wireless is down again, DHCP wont assign addresses. CNS won't be back until tuesday, so we're screwed. I hate our network here. | Sunday, January 18, 2009 7:18:52 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Kellog's Special K chocolate peanut butter protein bars are delicious | Saturday, January 17, 2009 4:20:16 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Wow my Twitter wasn't depressing lol. JK It's all good ,I promise | Saturday, January 17, 2009 7:53:03 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| it's 8 degrees outside. i looked at my thermometer. it's 49.9 degrees inside. i dont feel cold. does that make me a cold heartless person? | Saturday, January 17, 2009 2:14:59 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Waspito Welcome back to Twitter son In reply to @Nintendad88's tweet | Friday, January 16, 2009 2:18:15 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Awesome, it's 4 degrees. Nice walk to class in a few... | Friday, January 16, 2009 9:12:26 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| So apparently we have a dog now | Thursday, January 15, 2009 7:22:58 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Here we go with this stock market shit again... | Wednesday, January 14, 2009 8:15:23 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I have a professor who spells syllabus "sallybus" Some of these jokers really should not have jobs | Monday, January 12, 2009 8:02:03 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| First day of school! First day of school@ | Monday, January 12, 2009 10:20:20 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I have a professor who spells syllabus "sallybus" Some of these jokers really should not have jobs | Monday, January 12, 2009 12:00:00 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I love how my computer bluescreens when I play WMV.. | Sunday, January 11, 2009 1:00:47 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Gotta love the ocean messing everything up. Awesome 27 degree rain falling, freezing on contact. I can skate on my pavement, its glazed | Sunday, January 11, 2009 4:24:32 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| The stupid system tracked north. I swear I live too close to the damn ocean. Grr less snow | Saturday, January 10, 2009 10:48:22 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Wooo Rock Band 2. 100% vocals on Man in a Box. Anyway, better wake up to ballin snow tomorrow!!! | Saturday, January 10, 2009 4:40:54 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| So my package from NY to Hartford CT went from NY to NJ and is now in Springfield Mass. Um, you bypassed Hartford morons... | Thursday, January 08, 2009 3:26:35 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Awesome. My eye started twitching again. Really annoying. I can understand finals week bc I had a lot goin on but I'm completely chill. Grr | Thursday, January 08, 2009 12:27:25 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Does that make any sense? I ship a package from NY to Hartford, CT and the tracking number says its in Jersey...Way to go USPS, wrong way... | Wednesday, January 07, 2009 3:47:04 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Texiera's wife is smokin' | Tuesday, January 06, 2009 1:42:19 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Tex Press Conference. | Tuesday, January 06, 2009 12:58:38 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fun Stat: In 2008, I spent 6.35 days (9152 minutes) on my cell phone. That's down from 8.0895 days (11,649 minutes) in 2007. | Tuesday, January 06, 2009 2:33:43 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| The same two annoying ass people IM me nonstop. Isn't there anyone else who has anything to say to me (not that I care, just wondering) | Sunday, January 04, 2009 6:48:25 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Trying to teach James about formatting a drive and backing shit up is like him trying to teach a 104 year old dead woman about Def Leppard | Sunday, January 04, 2009 5:54:53 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Waspito It's January 4th. Fuckin' valentines day is over a month away. This is getting redic. F CVS and their hearts In reply to @Nintendad88's tweet | Sunday, January 04, 2009 1:38:50 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Dammit I couldn't rip keygen music from a keygen. Tried everything. I hope my contact can do it. Also, fail for trojan being in said keygen | Sunday, January 04, 2009 5:32:48 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| coooooooooool.... Nero 9 is a bloated piece of crap taking hours to install | Sunday, January 04, 2009 4:21:10 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Is it normal to trip balls in your sleep/dreams? Seriously, I was blinking and the ceiling was flashing colors and looked like lightning | Saturday, January 03, 2009 3:34:41 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| AIM & Buddy updates suck. You can't delete them?!?! And I didn't even post them some app spammed me and I can't get rid of it. | Friday, January 02, 2009 1:57:28 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Routine System maintenance | Friday, January 02, 2009 1:56:12 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Waspito OCD dog food cpellet counting lady In reply to @Nintendad88's tweet | Thursday, January 01, 2009 11:55:50 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Waspito it's called OCD In reply to @Nintendad88's tweet | Thursday, January 01, 2009 11:48:20 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| New year, new Wordpress theme. Very clean and much better than the old crap I had: http://blog.portfolioso.com | Thursday, January 01, 2009 4:49:57 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Happy New Year. Came one second too late. We won't miss you '08. <3, portfolioso | Thursday, January 01, 2009 1:03:42 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Dannyrob is the biggest yenta washwoman who never shuts the fuck up. It gets annoying - I don't care anymore. Your trap. Shut it. | Wednesday, December 31, 2008 6:24:59 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I need to stop breaking friggin guitar strings, especially strings I need the most. Gonna buy 5 spares at the rate I break them | Tuesday, December 30, 2008 9:33:38 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Delicious sandwich. Mmmm (Why do I have full meals at 3:30AM?) | Tuesday, December 30, 2008 3:33:07 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @thomaswood I probably won't use it as a mainstream player until they add more features + it leaks memory really badly, but it's cool In reply to @stoopidemu's tweet | Saturday, December 27, 2008 4:34:24 PM | Twitter Web Client |
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