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Oh and i'l hitting the keg at 3:30 Friday, January 18, 2013 12:37:33 PMTwitter Web Client
I dare you to motivate me to work today. Will be reading barstool until youse fuckers realize how much of a big deal I am. Friday, January 18, 2013 12:37:19 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin Ukraine.. It's Friday night already for them! Friday, January 18, 2013 12:14:31 PMTwitter Web Client
Let me get more of that waffle. Shit was banging. @MalJNew Friday, January 18, 2013 10:54:44 AMTwitter Web Client
i need that stuff that does that thing Thursday, January 17, 2013 4:31:26 PMTwitter Web Client
NEED THIS IMMEDIATELY: http://t.co/kJ4ZzAN Wednesday, January 16, 2013 12:11:23 PMTwitter Web Client
@Lennon @MalJNew Just bought the last Foo album on vinyl. Enjoyyy
In reply to @Lennon's tweet
Wednesday, January 16, 2013 11:32:08 AMTwitter Web Client
This RSA token is being cuntish Wednesday, January 16, 2013 9:14:29 AMTwitter Web Client
@kerbear88 I KNOW! They should run A/C all the time. Heat is the worst. It's not like we're not all wearing winter coats. Jeez
In reply to @kerbear88's tweet
Wednesday, January 16, 2013 9:12:36 AMTwitter Web Client
suck a dick Tuesday, January 15, 2013 9:39:47 AMTwitter Web Client
Great. IT guy would decide to fuck around with wires under my desk after I ripped ass. Tuesday, January 15, 2013 9:11:45 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @NJGovChristie: Having a great time in Florida! Hey, did NJ get some flurries or something? No time to find out details; going on Mad ... Tuesday, January 15, 2013 12:30:59 AMTwitter Web Client
Alexey is absolutely batshit right now Monday, January 14, 2013 6:03:19 PMTwitter Web Client
Depending upon if they decide to give me a review and make some adjustments, I may or may not have a scheduled sick day next Friday. Enjoy Monday, January 14, 2013 3:37:41 PMTwitter Web Client
"Either that, or I'd put some titties on there." Gotta love Reddit http://t.co/YTGOVT0 Friday, January 11, 2013 1:18:49 AMTwitter Web Client
Me: "I think we need a scrlling marquee" Xtina: "I think we need a cork for your speaking hole" Thursday, January 10, 2013 5:11:33 PMTwitter Web Client
Sourceforge pisses me the fuck off. It's impossible to dl stuff from there, obnioxious adds / dl waits. Github is so much easier. Thursday, January 10, 2013 3:38:45 PMTwitter Web Client
Pretty sure that our automation engineer in the Ukraine is actually @DEVOPS_BORAT Very nice! Thursday, January 10, 2013 10:01:05 AMTwitter Web Client
Who's this motherfucker with this loud assed car driving up and down my block a million and one times? Bro. get a muffler. Thursday, January 10, 2013 12:37:09 AMTwitter Web Client
VP of marketing is a fucking joke breath. He BCC'd an entire mailing list and we all know who is on that mailing list. idiot. Wednesday, January 09, 2013 2:04:50 PMTwitter Web Client
Rest of the day will be spent on youtube, reddit, foursquare, twitter and my resume Wednesday, January 09, 2013 11:44:06 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm walking the fuck out of this fucking place at 2pm on the grounds that they all can go fuck themselves Wednesday, January 09, 2013 11:13:37 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin tiger today, this one. Dayummmmm Tuesday, January 08, 2013 9:53:52 AMTwitter Web Client
To all you suckers trying to get a "free" copy of Adobe CS2 that Adobe now says isn't free... I have a better thing: http://t.co/MbYDtm3 Tuesday, January 08, 2013 1:43:12 AMTwitter Web Client
BANG BANG BANG http://t.co/0oo0gKy Tuesday, January 08, 2013 12:37:48 AMTwitter Web Client
"Calendar doesn't break when it breaks" - Natalia Monday, January 07, 2013 5:55:03 PMTwitter Web Client
Jay is such a baller he came over to me and said "Joe. I need you to do favor. Not me. I help do you favor" Monday, January 07, 2013 2:03:29 PMTwitter Web Client
Sam. For real. Please get rid of that coffee! Or give me a raise for dealing with it Monday, January 07, 2013 9:33:56 AMTwitter Web Client
It smells like nasty assed, stale, overly strong coffee up in this bitch Monday, January 07, 2013 9:30:25 AMTwitter Web Client
Nasty woman was legit clipping her fingernails on the 5 this morning #ghettotrain Monday, January 07, 2013 9:16:10 AMTwitter Web Client
gonna go to Dakota bar later. belt out some 90s grunge jams. Do the Stevie Wonder as Derick calls it Friday, January 04, 2013 6:43:51 PMTwitter Web Client
@Lennon My Dave Grohl obsession goes back way before @MalJNew http://t.co/ja9kjng Friday, January 04, 2013 6:34:08 PMTwitter Web Client
I almost just called Cali Kristen a cracker. Friday, January 04, 2013 6:26:01 PMTwitter Web Client
I need a little old Italian grandmother to teach me how to make struffoli Friday, January 04, 2013 6:07:23 PMTwitter Web Client
Do they make xanax flavored pez? Friday, January 04, 2013 4:39:19 PMTwitter Web Client
This delivery dude is a fuckin amateur hour Friday, January 04, 2013 1:26:18 PMTwitter Web Client
Dave Grohl is so hot Friday, January 04, 2013 8:20:05 AMTwitter Web Client
Firefox sucks 73 dicks. Friday, January 04, 2013 12:16:17 AMTwitter Web Client
"This email contains DB advice from a clientside developer that's more familiar with JS, teddybears, bows, ribbons &
other front end things" 		Thursday, January 03, 2013 5:40:09 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin A man... We basically just got DDoS'd Thursday, January 03, 2013 2:12:05 PMTwitter Web Client
"You just got here?" "No James, I'm standing here with my coat on for the shit of it" Ya fuckin dumb Thursday, January 03, 2013 9:07:59 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm just doing my job, you know so say uncle and we'll take you to the mental health zoo! Wednesday, January 02, 2013 3:29:19 PMTwitter Web Client
Installing Steam and Killing Floor on my Work computer at 92 MBPS Monday, December 31, 2012 9:14:16 AMTwitter Web Client
Who the fuck kicked our keg in this office? Friday, December 28, 2012 6:38:35 PMTwitter Web Client
That third dollar pizza slice isn't doing that great in my stomach, you guys Friday, December 28, 2012 5:07:21 PMTwitter Web Client
TK shut the fuck up Friday, December 28, 2012 1:26:46 PMTwitter Web Client
Gabe's got a slice of pizza at 10:30AM and I think I need pizza now Friday, December 28, 2012 10:31:40 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin TK is back? Well this sucks balls. So good in her absence Friday, December 28, 2012 9:00:36 AMTwitter Web Client
Didn't even leave work yet and I'll say this: Can't drink like I used to, you guys. Thursday, December 27, 2012 5:12:05 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm a cray Thursday, December 27, 2012 5:09:13 PMTwitter Web Client
That's another thing Xtina and I have in common. Can say something sucks a dick and she'll agree with me. Unlike girls who like to suck a d Thursday, December 27, 2012 4:56:25 PMTwitter Web Client
Will the motherfuckin subway alert system stop sending me email on how the 4/5 trains suck a dick and break down. I get it. Stop spamming me Thursday, December 27, 2012 4:55:03 PMTwitter Web Client
This beer is starting to do its job Thursday, December 27, 2012 4:41:03 PMTwitter Web Client
let the beer flow mang Thursday, December 27, 2012 4:09:52 PMTwitter Web Client
Was going to get a beer, but got a sassy look from the sassy accounting girls. Will wait until they're not looking. Thursday, December 27, 2012 3:27:15 PMTwitter Web Client
Xtina: "Joe, What am I thinking?" Me: "You want to have a beer with me" Thursday, December 27, 2012 2:54:47 PMTwitter Web Client
Gonna start drinking in an hour Thursday, December 27, 2012 2:06:18 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck did I remember to flush the toilet or did I leave a present? gotta go check now. There's like 3 guys working today. They'll catch on Thursday, December 27, 2012 11:51:11 AMTwitter Web Client
All you fuckers know I'm the absolute shit, right? | Shit | (get it?) Thursday, December 27, 2012 11:42:47 AMTwitter Web Client
Cadet spent two hours on something I fixed in 45 seconds. Thursday, December 27, 2012 11:23:48 AMTwitter Web Client
Walks in. Drops database. Thursday, December 27, 2012 9:09:44 AMTwitter Web Client
@Lennon Real
In reply to @Lennon's tweet
Thursday, December 27, 2012 12:37:38 AMTwitter Web Client
KFC hit the nail on the head: http://t.co/MVjIwxK Tuesday, December 25, 2012 2:13:48 AMTwitter Web Client
When will twitter let me export all of my tweets? Need to import them into my own DB so my app can be complete! It's missing some from 2008 Monday, December 24, 2012 5:14:43 PMTwitter Web Client
My new twitter background image is baller (might have to view it from the web) Sunday, December 23, 2012 9:59:03 PMTwitter Web Client
Haven't played killing floor in over a year. Joined random server. 489 zombies killed. Beat the patriarch. ENJOYYYYY Sunday, December 23, 2012 1:49:17 AMTwitter Web Client
I need Pearl Jam's Ten on vinyl: http://t.co/H6x6UxM Saturday, December 22, 2012 1:56:42 PMTwitter Web Client
This useless machine is the coolest thing ever! Bring me one for Christmas: http://t.co/FoKYY10 Saturday, December 22, 2012 1:15:22 AMTwitter Web Client
gassy as a bastard Friday, December 21, 2012 1:57:07 PMTwitter Web Client
Think I have a little stomach bug. Ripped ass at desk. Fucking vile. I'm going home. Thursday, December 20, 2012 11:14:12 AMTwitter Web Client
I think this office needs a scrolling marquee Wednesday, December 19, 2012 5:02:10 PMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu No. That was just a quote here
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Wednesday, December 19, 2012 4:39:30 PMTwitter Web Client
There's my two week notice right there. Next week I'm here. The week after is the rest of my vacation days. Fuckin enjoyyyyyyyyyyy Wednesday, December 19, 2012 4:30:59 PMTwitter Web Client
Derick: "He's Fake GoDaddy. He's JoeDaddy" Wednesday, December 19, 2012 3:49:13 PMTwitter Web Client
Firefox is a piece of shit Wednesday, December 19, 2012 2:54:10 PMTwitter Web Client
Yeah just raise all the fuckin shit. Make it $600, I don't give a fuck #MTA Wednesday, December 19, 2012 12:29:10 PMTwitter Web Client
Why is it that cat people are fucking obsessed about their cats and taking in strays and talking about them nonstop. Fuck cats. #dogsson Wednesday, December 19, 2012 10:16:44 AMTwitter Web Client
James asked Sam if he could work from home Friday because there's going to be a major earthquake #craycray Wednesday, December 19, 2012 9:28:01 AMTwitter Web Client
Derick: "Sam. If Friday is the end of the world, can I come in high?" Tuesday, December 18, 2012 4:42:04 PMTwitter Web Client
sudo get bitches http://t.co/9Wug3Cc @__JLu Tuesday, December 18, 2012 11:50:10 AMTwitter Web Client
Niraj: "Just shut it down. It's a complete fuckin waste of hundreds of thousands of dollars" Tuesday, December 18, 2012 9:31:52 AMTwitter Web Client
"Okay Joe. Today is find your server day" - Hughlon Tuesday, December 18, 2012 9:20:26 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @DadBoner: You mess with me? I'll whizz on your car. I don't care. Super hot whizz, all over your the door handle. You touch my whiz ... Monday, December 17, 2012 5:15:46 PMTwitter Web Client
Derick: "You know what I like about you when you're drunk? You start doing this Stevie Wonder thing where you look up at the sky." Monday, December 17, 2012 12:56:35 PMTwitter Web Client
This is the most jacked up build script I've ever seen. People here are slightly dim Monday, December 17, 2012 11:27:46 AMTwitter Web Client
Pretty sure the most hood thing I've ever done was sit in a McDonalds for 2 hours buying fries and coke and mixing Jack in it @MalJNew Monday, December 17, 2012 10:20:00 AMTwitter Web Client
LEA.... GET THE FUCK OFF MY GOD DAMN DICK Monday, December 17, 2012 10:06:36 AMTwitter Web Client
God damn it James. Stop interrogating me about the Christmas party. Fucking enough. Monday, December 17, 2012 9:15:48 AMTwitter Web Client
Nope, nevermind. All good. All works. Because I'm a fucking boss, sons Sunday, December 16, 2012 11:43:32 PMTwitter Web Client
fuck. what did i break Sunday, December 16, 2012 11:42:11 PMTwitter Web Client
test tweet (Making sure WordPress 3.5 doesn't break my twitter app) Sunday, December 16, 2012 11:39:25 PMTwitter Web Client
Motherfuckin CHRISTMAS party... You happy now, @RockNationRadio? Fuckin A, I was trying to be neutral. Friday, December 14, 2012 5:58:04 PMTwitter Web Client
Office holiday party tonight. #fired Friday, December 14, 2012 5:43:49 PMTwitter Web Client
Jesus fucking Christ what the fuck is wrong with people these days #Newtown Friday, December 14, 2012 2:06:03 PMTwitter Web Client
DAT ASS @MalJNew Friday, December 14, 2012 9:52:16 AMTwitter Web Client
Our recruiters here suck ass. Sent me a guy to interview and I googled his name and his Google+ says "I suck at time management" FUCK OFF Thursday, December 13, 2012 1:50:43 PMTwitter Web Client
DAVE GROHL TONIGHT KHASdbvjkahsdbfklahsdbfklbhdsfkadsbflafbkdsladsf Wednesday, December 12, 2012 1:59:37 PMTwitter Web Client
Happy 12/12/12 day! Wednesday, December 12, 2012 9:41:46 AMTwitter Web Client
Going home and drinking and chilling the most you guys. bullshit day Tuesday, December 11, 2012 5:52:14 PMTwitter Web Client
Is it pronounced Ton Ton? Toon Toon? Ten Ten? Tuhn Tuhn? Tuesday, December 11, 2012 9:09:21 AMTwitter Web Client