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Interacting with Redis in php is easy as fuck using Predis. Even a half assed, hack brogrammer like myself can easily do it! Tuesday, December 11, 2012 1:06:21 AMTwitter Web Client
php/redis/ Predis library: my anti-drug. Booker: my pro-drug Monday, December 10, 2012 8:08:53 PMTwitter Web Client
Derick: "That's a pretty roundabout way of doing things wrong. And that takes creativity" Monday, December 10, 2012 3:40:11 PMTwitter Web Client
Son of a bitch. Was just informed by @RockNationRadio that Dave Grohl was at Sirius and I didn't get the invite. http://t.co/Iou7vSn Monday, December 10, 2012 1:23:31 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @Lennon I HAVE VERY IMPORTANT GCHAT/GSEXTING CONVERSATIONS TO FINISH. Monday, December 10, 2012 12:18:10 PMTwitter Web Client
You mean to tell me that I actually have to use that piece of shit Firefox browser now? Wheres my IE10? Monday, December 10, 2012 12:17:29 PMTwitter Web Client
Google Chrome keeps crashing, because it's proabbly calling home to Google Monday, December 10, 2012 11:56:24 AMTwitter Web Client
502 bad gateway on Gmail. Almost as bad as our mobile app Monday, December 10, 2012 11:55:40 AMTwitter Web Client
Oh my gawddd. Gmail is teh broken Monday, December 10, 2012 11:54:58 AMTwitter Web Client
Sam just broke Gmail Monday, December 10, 2012 11:52:29 AMTwitter Web Client
@michellemm22 Article bothers me because they used British English instead of American English
In reply to @michellemm22's tweet
Monday, December 10, 2012 11:12:21 AMTwitter Web Client
I need this puppy. I will love the shit out of her: http://t.co/l2cvATC Monday, December 10, 2012 10:41:27 AMTwitter Web Client
I need this shirt to wear to work: http://t.co/8aQo2cg Monday, December 10, 2012 12:30:51 AMTwitter Web Client
I got nines in the bedroom, glocks in the kitchen, a shotty by the shower if you wanna shoot me while I'm shittin Sunday, December 09, 2012 11:14:36 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin bullshit. My site was down for 3 hours because the fucking webserver doesn't start on boot. Just fixed that Sunday, December 09, 2012 3:43:38 PMTwitter Web Client
Me: "I can't even drink anymore" My boss: "come on man. What the hell is wrong with you" Friday, December 07, 2012 5:14:05 PMTwitter Web Client
And I just spilled #fuckinhammeredrightnow Friday, December 07, 2012 4:24:34 PMTwitter Web Client
Huglon, commenting on how I didn't think of some easy solution: "This is why I stopped smoking weed when I was 6. I got my memory back." Friday, December 07, 2012 3:41:34 PMTwitter Web Client
found about a thousand bugs in my build scripts, you guys Friday, December 07, 2012 3:21:34 PMTwitter Web Client
The Galaxy Nexus to Nexus 4 upgrade is equivalent to the iPhone 4 to iPhone 4s upgrade. Friday, December 07, 2012 1:14:14 PMTwitter Web Client
Our office coffee is so bad, we brewed a pot without any grounds and it still came out brown. I'm enjoying my Dunkin thanks Friday, December 07, 2012 12:43:06 PMTwitter Web Client
it's 10:21AM. Can we start drinking? Is there beer in the keg? Friday, December 07, 2012 10:22:13 AMTwitter Web Client
Marco's Nexus 4 is so sexy. It kinda looks like a Galaxy Nexus, but thinner and faster. And my OS is the same version as that, so whatever. Friday, December 07, 2012 9:51:30 AMTwitter Web Client
Finalbuilder is being cuntish Thursday, December 06, 2012 3:30:33 PMTwitter Web Client
Sam: "How come no one invented gifs with audio?" Me; "Well,that's just a video" Thursday, December 06, 2012 11:31:54 AMTwitter Web Client
So this means I get more skrilla, right: http://t.co/91agizy Thursday, December 06, 2012 11:01:20 AMTwitter Web Client
Project managers can fucking suck it so hard. Thursday, December 06, 2012 9:08:43 AMTwitter Web Client
Would be nice if I didn't get the shits every other day... Thursday, December 06, 2012 2:33:52 AMTwitter Web Client
Haven't listened to System of a Down in years. Joe P. suggested it. It's perfect "I'm fucking pissed off music" Tuesday, December 04, 2012 10:42:03 AMTwitter Web Client
Had a meeting at 10:15. Walked to Dunkins at 10:17 for a coffee. Told someone else to tell them I didn't give a fuck about their meeting Tuesday, December 04, 2012 10:26:43 AMTwitter Web Client
Moving this DB from the cloud to our internal server is a fucking pain in my ass and is gi9ving me a fuckign panic attack Tuesday, December 04, 2012 9:47:57 AMTwitter Web Client
Thanks for stating it's December in your GChat status, captain obvious dumbfuck: http://t.co/r5EilrE Monday, December 03, 2012 1:00:02 PMTwitter Web Client
My shoelaces can suck it. Constantly untie 500 timesALL DAY long and when I need to untie them, they're in impossible knots. #bullshit Monday, December 03, 2012 12:53:38 PMTwitter Web Client
This Emergen-C = pink panty dropper. I can pretty much bring Skippy to work and pretend it's Emergen-c Monday, December 03, 2012 12:15:11 PMTwitter Web Client
Wonder what would happen if I did a line of Emergen-C Monday, December 03, 2012 12:00:16 PMTwitter Web Client
This new CE manager looks like a Marine that will fuck you up. Such a hardo rockin' the military haircut Monday, December 03, 2012 10:00:23 AMTwitter Web Client
Hughlon was a boss on the subway this morning "Fuck all these people. Push your way through. You're not going to see them again" Monday, December 03, 2012 9:20:30 AMTwitter Web Client
4 and 5 trains were jammed ass to dick this morning. Monday, December 03, 2012 9:19:55 AMTwitter Web Client
I am the cutest: http://t.co/1BiRFTo Monday, December 03, 2012 12:53:32 AMTwitter Web Client
I went a day without tweeting. Was too busy/preoccupied with more important things. Monday, December 03, 2012 12:50:44 AMTwitter Web Client
Why is no one liking these shits today? I thought I tweeted some real gems. Guess I'm not struttin dat ass hard enough. Friday, November 30, 2012 3:41:28 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm so cocky, I crack myself up. Friday, November 30, 2012 3:40:43 PMTwitter Web Client
My type of reading. RT @jiaaro Javascript for Assholes http://t.co/1oFnPPt …is pretty awesome Friday, November 30, 2012 11:51:19 AMTwitter Web Client
Niraj: "Joe. I will buy you two shots if you get QANYC set up with 9.0 by the end of next week. Two shots. One for you and one for me" Friday, November 30, 2012 10:35:10 AMTwitter Web Client
STRUT DAT ASS! STURT DAT ASS! STRUT DAT ASS!!! Friday, November 30, 2012 10:09:48 AMTwitter Web Client
Thanks mom for reminding me to to get anyone pregnant Friday, November 30, 2012 10:09:20 AMTwitter Web Client
Michelle just asked me what a Brollout script was. Uh.. A rollout script for bros, duh. So we can release our brogrammers' code Friday, November 30, 2012 9:59:38 AMTwitter Web Client
If you smell like piss-soaked, cheesy ballsack with shit on top, please refrain from using the subway. People like this should be killed.Thx Friday, November 30, 2012 9:30:54 AMTwitter Web Client
Yo @lennon... Tweet from the past: https://t.co/EZhrDG2 Thursday, November 29, 2012 9:16:17 PMTwitter Web Client
This new dude we hired looks exactly like a fatter version of Nardo Thursday, November 29, 2012 12:24:24 PMTwitter Web Client
In the following order: "Jesus, Benjamin Franklin, Gio" Thursday, November 29, 2012 10:02:19 AMTwitter Web Client
Thanks XTina! 12 free large Dunkin coffees! Thursday, November 29, 2012 9:48:57 AMTwitter Web Client
What I sent to our product team regarding our mobile app http://t.co/BYdblBf Wednesday, November 28, 2012 5:31:28 PMTwitter Web Client
Our mobile apps are fucking pieces of shit. Wednesday, November 28, 2012 5:07:39 PMTwitter Web Client
This dumb blonde bitch is paid all day to shop online and steal my equipment Wednesday, November 28, 2012 4:39:44 PMTwitter Web Client
And for that, the price just went up 10% Wednesday, November 28, 2012 3:25:06 PMTwitter Web Client
@scoopANDslam Name it "Yo Player" #wifi
In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet
Wednesday, November 28, 2012 12:31:06 PMTwitter Web Client
Got 99 problems, but a batch file ain't one Wednesday, November 28, 2012 12:19:42 PMTwitter Web Client
I would bang my bolognese sauce. So nom. Especially as leftovers. Wednesday, November 28, 2012 12:19:16 PMTwitter Web Client
Niraj... Actually go home. Sitting next to me, I might murder you... Wednesday, November 28, 2012 10:15:02 AMTwitter Web Client
Niraj is about to give me a nervous breakdown Wednesday, November 28, 2012 9:57:44 AMTwitter Web Client
Just ran an AnTuTu benchmark on my Nexus 7 and Galaxy Nexus. The 7 hit 12791 while the GNex was 7564. Wonder how the Nexus 4 does? Wednesday, November 28, 2012 1:42:55 AMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu Hahaha, I was just ranting about that before I saw this tweet, abusers. Of course it's meaningless!
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Monday, November 26, 2012 11:30:56 AMTwitter Web Client
Shut up. I don't care about your babble. You're annoying me Sunday, November 25, 2012 11:35:31 PMTwitter Web Client
Have I ever mentioned I have a man crush on Dave Grohl? Friday, November 23, 2012 12:17:05 PMTwitter Web Client
#theytriedtomakemegotorehab Wednesday, November 21, 2012 4:59:16 PMTwitter Web Client
Love this place. Came in all fucked up, worked a bit, went to the bar, and am now drinking/working and fixing shit like a boss Wednesday, November 21, 2012 4:46:37 PMTwitter Web Client
Welp, that shits wearing off because I'm starting to stress out again Wednesday, November 21, 2012 11:29:49 AMTwitter Web Client
wheeeeeeeeeeeeee Wednesday, November 21, 2012 9:35:56 AMTwitter Web Client
I'll take this though. Wednesday, November 21, 2012 9:33:45 AMTwitter Web Client
Yep. Might still be a little bit of a space cadet. What are ya gonna do? More peaceful that way. At least I'm not a crazy like yesterday Wednesday, November 21, 2012 9:24:23 AMTwitter Web Client
I think I'm still a little zoned out and uncoordinated from yesterday Wednesday, November 21, 2012 9:18:54 AMTwitter Web Client
Joe P. on the new logo/font "That font looks like it fuckin sucked a cock" Tuesday, November 20, 2012 2:54:41 PMTwitter Web Client
I hope the FBI doesn't read this shit. i'm not actually going to kill anyone or order a hit on a dude. Tuesday, November 20, 2012 1:21:01 PMTwitter Web Client
someone get me a mother fuckin xanax Tuesday, November 20, 2012 1:20:23 PMTwitter Web Client
Gyp Rosetti from Boardwalk Empire style... Bury him in the sand with his head sticking out and then whack it off with a shovel Tuesday, November 20, 2012 1:16:15 PMTwitter Web Client
Someone needs to put a mother fuckin bullet in this PCI auditor's head. Tuesday, November 20, 2012 1:14:48 PMTwitter Web Client
I had a poppy seed in my hair. Tuesday, November 20, 2012 12:46:54 PMTwitter Web Client
When i bust my gat, motherfuckers take dirt naps. Tuesday, November 20, 2012 10:28:02 AMTwitter Web Client
Sam's such a baller. Tell him I'm going to be late. Walk in 45 mins late. He says "Hey man, thought you were going to be late" Tuesday, November 20, 2012 9:45:10 AMTwitter Web Client
Bring me this mother drummer! http://t.co/Zzd8zcT Sunday, November 18, 2012 8:40:02 PMTwitter Web Client
Struttin dat ass over to Down The Hatch. Enjoyyyyyy fuckers Friday, November 16, 2012 7:05:41 PMTwitter Web Client
Since when does fuckin beer stain your shirt? I look like I got jizzed on. All because I was laughing at @BadPointer's antics Friday, November 16, 2012 7:01:59 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin A. I am going to punish you (with my dick) for asking "Is Jersey even New York?" Friday, November 16, 2012 6:45:56 PMTwitter Web Client
THERE'S A MONSTERRRRRRR. AT THE END OF THIS BOOK http://t.co/Fj0m4vI Friday, November 16, 2012 6:26:06 PMTwitter Web Client
BUTTERFLYYY IN THE SKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Friday, November 16, 2012 6:23:42 PMTwitter Web Client
My boss is a fucking baller: "Gonna step out, buy a bottle of gin, be right back. No joke, buying a bottle of gin" Friday, November 16, 2012 6:16:21 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @Colithika: The lion king is amazing!!! Friday, November 16, 2012 4:10:30 PMTwitter Web Client
I don't want this moustache watch... I NEEEED IT: http://t.co/AywVMkR Friday, November 16, 2012 3:28:13 PMTwitter Web Client
Mmmmm. Free pizza. Thanks @mercurypay Friday, November 16, 2012 11:41:23 AMTwitter Web Client
[11/15/2012 5:53:40 PM] Xtina: http://t.co/YYQdRzP Friday, November 16, 2012 9:01:50 AMTwitter Web Client
I am naming my next ulcer "Booker" Thursday, November 15, 2012 3:13:12 PMTwitter Web Client
These Ukranians do whatever the fuck I say. It's awesome. I could tell them to put a dick in the app and they'd do it. Thursday, November 15, 2012 2:07:32 PMTwitter Web Client
DLK witnessed a temper tantrum of me screaming fuck multiple times & slamming my computer around because it kept freezing. He was concerned Thursday, November 15, 2012 10:41:25 AMTwitter Web Client
To do: work bullshit and install android 4.2 on my phone (some hot ASOP binaries, right off Google's servers) Thursday, November 15, 2012 12:10:02 AMTwitter Web Client
Yay I hope we get a blizzard RT @tomwcleary Another nor'easter could be on the way for Thanksgiving week: http://t.co/cES1yjo #ctweather
In reply to @tomwcleary's tweet
Wednesday, November 14, 2012 12:43:40 PMTwitter Web Client
Bam Bam on the Flinstones should have been called Bang Bang. Wednesday, November 14, 2012 12:37:44 PMTwitter Web Client
Overheard in the morning: "It looks like I just got fucked. That's because I did get fucked" Wednesday, November 14, 2012 10:14:41 AMTwitter Web Client
I need 3-4 fucking clones of me right now. fuck man Tuesday, November 13, 2012 1:31:37 PMTwitter Web Client
This guy can go fuck his mother. he's the worst: https://t.co/QzNAeT2 Tuesday, November 13, 2012 1:01:36 AMTwitter Web Client