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The issue isn't me not going places, as 2 people say, but rather... Fuck it, lost cause. Do what you want. I was joking anyway. Friday, May 29, 2009 1:10:20 AMTwitter Web Client
Watch too much Sopranos and you end up having mob dreams and which include killing, threats & that general idea, except with my own family Friday, May 29, 2009 12:58:04 AMTwitter Web Client
Here we go again with the fucking twitter as an event planning service Friday, May 29, 2009 12:53:24 AMTwitter Web Client
Cool. I get laptop with a modem in it, which is useless these days, and it doesn't support the only thing I want it to do: Caller ID. Thursday, May 28, 2009 7:41:22 PMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika The point of twitter is for stupid ass updates and complaints no one cares about. stop sending it to your phone if you dont' care
In reply to @Colithika's tweet
 Thursday, May 28, 2009 6:18:56 PMTwitter Web Client
balls. I just stepped on a wire and ripped apart my 1/4" to 1/8" headphone adapter. Time to look for spares or visit Radioshack Thursday, May 28, 2009 6:10:07 PMTwitter Web Client
#liesgirlstell I really don't do this often. Thursday, May 28, 2009 5:45:37 PMTwitter Web Client
I forgot how much I've been missing when I gave up Diggnation for 2 years (I was busy with school). I want a Revision3 job. The life... Thursday, May 28, 2009 3:22:17 AMTwitter Web Client
Piece of shit immune system. Fucking sinuses need to unclog. 5th cold of the year... Seriously? Usually I'm never sick. Thursday, May 28, 2009 2:21:21 AMTwitter Web Client
Does anyone else notice that when looking through facebook albums, half of the pictures fail to load and just have the loading animation? Thursday, May 28, 2009 12:43:46 AMTwitter Web Client
COOL. It would be helpful if AIM didn;t take 4 years for the windows to appear Wednesday, May 27, 2009 11:01:44 PMTwitter Web Client
Most ridiculous meeting I've been at in years. Wednesday, May 27, 2009 10:53:08 PMTwitter Web Client
There's some curse on my fucking baseball team where we can't make it to first place anymore. Wednesday, May 27, 2009 1:21:20 AMTwitter Web Client
You leave 11 men on base, you lose. Simple as that. asses Wednesday, May 27, 2009 1:01:30 AMTwitter Web Client
After a >2hr rain delay, must win for the Yankees, since Toronto lost and Boston's losing Tuesday, May 26, 2009 10:30:37 PMTwitter Web Client
Gross. That weather woman audre puente is nasty and looks like an old hag. Tuesday, May 26, 2009 10:22:09 PMTwitter Web Client
This week is useless to me Tuesday, May 26, 2009 10:17:51 PMTwitter Web Client
Pepsi throwback with natural sugar tastes the same as regular Pepsi Tuesday, May 26, 2009 8:01:44 PMTwitter Web Client
Cool. and that better be the closest I get to a toilet for the rest of the summer, including my birthday Tuesday, May 26, 2009 6:37:07 PMTwitter Web Client
yeah so... After torrenting a lot, looks like all the connections flooded my router and web sites now load slow. BRB, rebooting router Tuesday, May 26, 2009 5:00:04 PMTwitter Web Client
Wow. Turion64 1st generation processors suck ass. My 2.2ghz 4 yr old shitbox benches the same as a 1.6ghz atom processor Tuesday, May 26, 2009 3:57:53 AMTwitter Web Client
Never realized how useful Google webmaster tools is at helping me discover dead links in my old blog posts Monday, May 25, 2009 9:23:53 PMTwitter Web Client
and they wonder why i turned into an alcoholic Monday, May 25, 2009 2:59:08 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito no
In reply to @Nintendad88's tweet
 Monday, May 25, 2009 12:35:40 PMTwitter Web Client
Aww you poor fuck. Be grateful a little bit, stop whining on the bitch, no one wants to hear you. Monday, May 25, 2009 12:25:03 PMTwitter Web Client
18 minutes is too long to wait for this download. IDK how people waited a week when watching this show live. Monday, May 25, 2009 1:31:03 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin public shitty ass slow trackers. I have a 20MBPS connection and need one episode, and it's coming down <1MBPS 2 hours!! FML Monday, May 25, 2009 1:15:17 AMTwitter Web Client
Mother Fucker. I'm watching this show I downloaded a while ago & I missed the episode that I'm up to. Now the torrent tracker is offline. Monday, May 25, 2009 12:57:19 AMTwitter Web Client
@ShavingFoams So Twitter is now a party planning service? Use facebook events, nub. It's confusing
In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet
 Sunday, May 24, 2009 8:18:50 PMTwitter Web Client
Stupid fucks, you blow two chances to win, then you deserve to lose Sunday, May 24, 2009 5:08:35 PMTwitter Web Client
Time to go watch CC, the biggest boss Sunday, May 24, 2009 1:19:50 PMTwitter Web Client
Piece of shit unstable Minefield nightly builds. Once again, Google is better at life than everyone else. Their alphas aren't even buggy. Sunday, May 24, 2009 1:06:55 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito Beer is an excellent chaser. How'd you not know this.
In reply to @Nintendad88's tweet
 Saturday, May 23, 2009 11:39:42 PMTwitter Web Client
WOOOOOOOO. Take that Papelbitch! Saturday, May 23, 2009 9:47:07 PMTwitter Web Client
Countdown is now in the single digits Saturday, May 23, 2009 8:23:34 PMTwitter Web Client
@kevinrose is much cooler than Alex Albrecht, but I'd have to agree with Alex on the ATM scam thing in Diggnation Ep 203
In reply to @kevinrose's tweet
 Saturday, May 23, 2009 3:30:49 AMTwitter Web Client
Chien Ming Wang is still awful. go back to AAA Friday, May 22, 2009 9:14:41 PMTwitter Web Client
Mets/Red Sox. Two of my most hated teams. Who do I root for? No brainer. Go Mets! Now to watch the Yankees... Friday, May 22, 2009 6:46:24 PMTwitter Web Client
AIM 7 is an absolute GUI failure. In non tech terms, it looks like asshole. Just as AOL gets AIM 6.9 right, they ruin it. Keep away from it. Friday, May 22, 2009 6:27:33 PMTwitter Web Client
Still can't change my twitter background image one day later. Fix your shit, you guys suck. Friday, May 22, 2009 1:58:31 PMTwitter Web Client
COOOOL. Twitter sucks. Thanks for letting me not be able to change my background image. Thursday, May 21, 2009 4:20:42 PMTwitter Web Client
COOOL Gmail is slow. Thursday, May 21, 2009 12:49:52 PMTwitter Web Client
Internets are boring a 4am Thursday, May 21, 2009 3:51:32 AMTwitter Web Client
I've been home for 3 days. This is going to get old really quickly. Thursday, May 21, 2009 1:17:29 AMTwitter Web Client
No one cares who won American Idol. Shut up. I can't even name one finalist. Wednesday, May 20, 2009 10:02:22 PMTwitter Web Client
First 15 mins of Taken and I feel bad for the father. Everything's shitting on him Wednesday, May 20, 2009 3:08:01 AMTwitter Web Client
Sometimes you just have to feel bad for the ppl who will never fit in because they grew up in the wrong generation Wednesday, May 20, 2009 2:35:06 AMTwitter Web Client
Why the fuck are my google pages being sent to me in French. I have a US IP address, assholes. It's getting annoying Wednesday, May 20, 2009 12:04:24 AMTwitter Web Client
That's fuckin sick. I have 4 systems blasting poker face on all floors of my house with like 6 subs Tuesday, May 19, 2009 5:00:13 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito the unborn!
In reply to @Nintendad88's tweet
 Monday, May 18, 2009 11:38:59 PMTwitter Web Client
Dammit I need to get out of the habit of having twitter convos with people. My bad, it used to annoy me, now I do it. Monday, May 18, 2009 11:22:17 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito now im curious about the other one. u remember? not that im gonna watch it.
In reply to @Nintendad88's tweet
 Monday, May 18, 2009 11:21:40 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito What was the one with the hot woman but other than that it sucked. Was that haunting in CT? I thought it was somethin else
In reply to @Nintendad88's tweet
 Monday, May 18, 2009 11:13:55 PMTwitter Web Client
Do I watch a Haunting in CT or Taken? Monday, May 18, 2009 11:05:25 PMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika yar. starting tomorrow night
In reply to @Colithika's tweet
 Monday, May 18, 2009 1:31:54 PMTwitter Web Client
Please explain to me how our rosebush for 15 years had white roses and now they're pink. Mutations only affect future offspring. Monday, May 18, 2009 12:51:51 PMTwitter Web Client
Hint: Westchester County cops are ALL OVER the highways today. I saw 4 people pulled over. Careful Monday, May 18, 2009 11:01:42 AMTwitter Web Client
Sometimes when I'm doing too many things at once on a computer, I lose my mind and make my life difficult Sunday, May 17, 2009 2:13:29 AMTwitter Web Client
Attention fucking idiots, DO NOT STOP to talk on stairs and in doorways. Keep it moving, it's crowded. Don't be a dumbass. Saturday, May 16, 2009 9:33:30 PMTwitter Web Client
The life... Napping & watching the Yanks all day in the Mirror office while the committee works their asses off. I'll take pics later! Saturday, May 16, 2009 4:43:08 PMTwitter Web Client
If I heard this as a commencement speech, I'd shit myself. Funniest rant I've ever read (and some truth to it): http://is.gd/zThV Saturday, May 16, 2009 1:15:39 AMTwitter Web Client
YANKEES!!!! <3 Friday, May 15, 2009 10:50:32 PMTwitter Web Client
JEEZ. Brett Gardner is so fast, he wiped out rounding first and still hit a triple. Also, clutch hitting for Tex? News to me. Friday, May 15, 2009 10:32:44 PMTwitter Web Client
It's like a third world country over here in the Campus Center. Can't keep contestant power. We had like 4 outages so far. Friday, May 15, 2009 10:27:33 PMTwitter Web Client
The yearbook computer is an absolute piece of shit that freezes and repaints the whole screen with every task. Friday, May 15, 2009 12:38:36 AMTwitter Web Client
Google does EVERYTHING better than Yahoo. I found that out the hard way when uploading slideshows. Picasa vs Flickr (stupid restrictions) Thursday, May 14, 2009 10:50:07 PMTwitter Web Client
The electrical dept. should really check out that transformer between Gonzaga and Canisius. There's been an alarm going off on it for days. Thursday, May 14, 2009 11:55:39 AMTwitter Web Client
I need to stop putting the damn Mirror key into my dorm door. Stupid keys look the same... At least the TH keys are square. Thursday, May 14, 2009 1:50:48 AMTwitter Web Client
why are all the collars on my dress shirts tight around my neck. Do I have a fat neck? Wednesday, May 13, 2009 4:26:09 PMTwitter Web Client
This CNS guy doesn't even know his own subnet of the BCC. Wizzeak Wednesday, May 13, 2009 2:13:36 PMTwitter Web Client
On thesaurus.com, two synonyms listed for socialize are: "make advances" and "get around" ummmmm. Not in my book Wednesday, May 13, 2009 11:38:26 AMTwitter Web Client
Workin my ass off on yearbook pages + Flickr slideshow of Senior Week will be posted for the Mirror. <3 covering 2 orgs at once. Pay raise? Wednesday, May 13, 2009 1:25:43 AMTwitter Web Client
Drunk seniors want me. Wednesday, May 13, 2009 12:01:35 AMTwitter Web Client
I am spoiled from the townhouses and cannot adjust to being in a freshman dorm... It's difficult. How'd I do it? Tuesday, May 12, 2009 10:18:18 AMTwitter Web Client
So the internet at school doesn't suck when no students are here. 35MBPS and pages are snappy. Monday, May 11, 2009 9:38:03 PMTwitter Web Client
Stupid useless-ass core lowering my GPA. Got As in my major classes though. Monday, May 11, 2009 3:39:26 PMTwitter Web Client
@ky9 There's no such thing as an A-- unless that's your way of making a B+ look better
In reply to @ky9's tweet
 Monday, May 11, 2009 3:37:16 PMTwitter Web Client
21 days to 21 Monday, May 11, 2009 12:11:22 AMTwitter Web Client
New Alice in Chains album in September!! (Except I thought it was originally June. Booo for the delay) Sunday, May 10, 2009 11:06:42 PMTwitter Web Client
Happy Mother's day all you mothers Sunday, May 10, 2009 1:05:40 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito I got swine flu from tom. so it happens
In reply to @Nintendad88's tweet
 Sunday, May 10, 2009 1:05:16 PMTwitter Web Client
Hot as hell in this hizzhouse Sunday, May 10, 2009 1:41:49 AMTwitter Web Client
"My head is killing my ass right now" - Me "This is a pain in the bitch" -Tom on moving out Saturday, May 09, 2009 12:06:56 PMTwitter Web Client
nice my phoen is now in two pieces. the piece of shit Friday, May 08, 2009 10:36:46 PMTwitter Web Client
fuckin smelly piece of shit skunk Friday, May 08, 2009 10:19:10 PMTwitter Web Client
OK. Regroup. Think it over. Do better, and have fun. (keith's positive thinking. i should be positive, right?) Friday, May 08, 2009 8:53:34 PMTwitter Web Client
Lessard in the HIZZ HOUSE! Friday, May 08, 2009 8:37:04 PMTwitter Web Client
Where did this cocksuckin mother fuckin memory card disappear to? Friday, May 08, 2009 11:50:44 AMTwitter Web Client
@thomaswood It's definitely a driver problem, bc it reads xD cards. I'd format, but my computer shuts off during the boot from the XP CD
In reply to @stoopidemu's tweet
 Friday, May 08, 2009 3:34:28 AMTwitter Web Client
Not pleased with: The Yankees' wiffle ball park with 583473 home runs, empty $3500 seats, Monument cave, and them playing bad baseball Friday, May 08, 2009 2:42:44 AMTwitter Web Client
Great. Now my fucking card reader won't read SD cards. I hate my laptop. Friday, May 08, 2009 1:43:08 AMTwitter Web Client
Call me back. YOU WON'T. I don't care either. Thursday, May 07, 2009 11:57:43 PMTwitter Web Client
Done bitches Thursday, May 07, 2009 3:49:10 PMTwitter Web Client
I think that if you live in the northeast, sunny days don't exist anymore. Thursday, May 07, 2009 12:03:16 PMTwitter Web Client
Dear group members, please send me your part of the paper so that I can be done with finals today. K thanks bye. Thursday, May 07, 2009 10:06:06 AMTwitter Web Client
The American Idle, Carl Pavano, has more wins against the Red Sox than the Yankees do. FML Thursday, May 07, 2009 12:17:23 AMTwitter Web Client
Dear last final exam, Why are you tomorrow at 1:30 when i should take you now and then be done? <3, Joe Wednesday, May 06, 2009 3:29:18 PMTwitter Web Client
Slept from 11-now, I have to do laundry and meeting at 4:30. Hmm Wednesday, May 06, 2009 2:40:13 PMTwitter Web Client
who ever said we wash away with the rain? Wednesday, May 06, 2009 12:32:20 AMTwitter Web Client
Is it bad that the right hemisphere of my brain felt numb for a second? Tuesday, May 05, 2009 9:06:45 PMTwitter Web Client
Memory. Set me free. I don't care no more. Tuesday, May 05, 2009 3:14:30 PMTwitter Web Client
Cool. Can I get just one win against the fucking Red Sox this year please? Tuesday, May 05, 2009 1:11:29 AMTwitter Web Client
Does the sun ever come out over here anymore? What the hell is this, Seattle? And how many more Yankee games are going to get rained out? Monday, May 04, 2009 7:30:46 PMTwitter Web Client
What does it take to get the fuckin number to Angelo's around here and why does our piece of shit website not list it? Monday, May 04, 2009 5:26:48 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito you sound like me now.
In reply to @Nintendad88's tweet
 Monday, May 04, 2009 3:07:23 PMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika dane cook sucks ass. hes not even funny nigga. drink instead
In reply to @Colithika's tweet
 Monday, May 04, 2009 12:06:04 AMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito fuck dane cook usb drives i'm hammered nigga
In reply to @Nintendad88's tweet
 Monday, May 04, 2009 12:03:16 AMTwitter Web Client
We made it back. Amazing. Sunday, May 03, 2009 10:39:54 PMTwitter Web Client
Time for a reboot, as my video card is having issues with repainting the screen and leaving things around that don't clear... Saturday, May 02, 2009 5:03:34 PMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika Twitter. Improving Dan's life, one scheduling issue at a time
In reply to @Colithika's tweet
 Saturday, May 02, 2009 12:29:10 PMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika Wrong. Mothers day is next week
In reply to @Colithika's tweet
 Saturday, May 02, 2009 12:13:26 PMTwitter Web Client
You ever have a paper that just doesn't end, no matter how much you add to it? The group members still need to add their parts. Saturday, May 02, 2009 3:07:46 AMTwitter Web Client
The internet here is awful! It's not that speedtests are showing it's slow, but websites just lag and take forever to load. Saturday, May 02, 2009 12:13:31 AMTwitter Web Client
FML. Well at least it didn't spill on me. And no one saw, considering there was a huge crowd there Friday, May 01, 2009 2:14:11 PMTwitter Web Client
Good day to write my little HR paper on hotels in India Friday, May 01, 2009 12:55:11 PMTwitter Web Client
Minestrone soup + some hot pepper + some tea with honey is an instant cure from the swine flu I caught from Tom Wednesday, April 29, 2009 11:23:40 PMTwitter Web Client
<3 Nick Swisher (no homo). But he is still my boy Wednesday, April 29, 2009 10:51:23 PMTwitter Web Client
@ky9 ladies. please...
In reply to @ky9's tweet
 Wednesday, April 29, 2009 9:03:46 PMTwitter Web Client
Pain in the ass with the BCC fire alarm... Wednesday, April 29, 2009 3:43:47 PMTwitter Web Client
@VtotheFlo I didn't change your friggin wallpaper
In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet
 Wednesday, April 29, 2009 12:04:29 PMTwitter Web Client
Great. The Mets are following me on Twitter because some creepo searched for anyone who tweeted the team name.) Blocked! Wednesday, April 29, 2009 10:18:45 AMTwitter Web Client
@chaliskoe How'd those Mets do tonight? Cantu
In reply to @chaliskoe's tweet
 Wednesday, April 29, 2009 1:45:33 AMTwitter Web Client
@ky9 Tell FUSA to stop going to Mets games because they always lose (not that there's anything wrong with that)
In reply to @ky9's tweet
 Wednesday, April 29, 2009 1:45:20 AMTwitter Web Client
"My uncle is my mom's mother" - I need to stop saying stupid things Wednesday, April 29, 2009 12:52:46 AMTwitter Web Client
Caught the swine flu from Cleary. Nice. Tuesday, April 28, 2009 11:45:49 PMTwitter Web Client
Intervention by Lily and Veronica: "Joe, based on your tweets, you are a very angry person" Tuesday, April 28, 2009 9:52:13 PMTwitter Web Client
And this is how pandemic flu starts spreading: http://tinyurl.com/2wyy5s Tuesday, April 28, 2009 1:06:53 AMTwitter Web Client
My baseball team sucks =( Monday, April 27, 2009 9:28:34 PMTwitter Web Client
I have a powerpoint to edit, and my group has yet to send me the correct file. Morons. This is the 4th time they attached an old file Monday, April 27, 2009 9:47:30 AMTwitter Web Client
A ladybug just flew into my arm, died, leaked guts out and it reeks. So much for good luck (might explain why I've been failing so hard) FML Monday, April 27, 2009 2:08:46 AMTwitter Web Client
This fuckin IS guy is breaking my balls and ripped on all the changes I made to the site. Sunday, April 26, 2009 8:25:13 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito It's not like that. It's community service for someone with a disability and wouldn't understand. And I have a fucking project due
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
 Sunday, April 26, 2009 4:24:01 PMTwitter Web Client
Extremely agitated over fucking stupid situations, things I get roped into and group projects due tomorrow Sunday, April 26, 2009 4:21:10 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm just gonna pretend it's not a nice day out :draws curtain: Time to do work. Sunday, April 26, 2009 1:24:25 PMTwitter Web Client
It could be worse. Maybe I'll get it right next time. Sunday, April 26, 2009 2:59:47 AMTwitter Web Client
The bullets scream to me from somewhere Sunday, April 26, 2009 1:05:52 AMTwitter Web Client
Wow almost Nanced out for the night. Classic. Wake up me, you've got the rest of the night ahead. Saturday, April 25, 2009 9:07:12 PMTwitter Web Client
Nom. Delicious dinner. Rigatoni and vodka sauce + sausage, and salad. Needed more sausage though. And fucking Red Sox! Go Yankees! Saturday, April 25, 2009 7:33:34 PMTwitter Web Client
@SonicBlur23 You dog >its spring weekend you're not supposed to stop foo
In reply to @SonicBlur23's tweet
 Saturday, April 25, 2009 4:55:36 PMTwitter Web Client
Tom stop wafting! Saturday, April 25, 2009 2:47:04 AMTwitter Web Client
K. I'm gonna eat 2 day old unrefrigerated pizza. food poisoning? i don't care. I'll be fine. if not fuck it. Saturday, April 25, 2009 2:24:17 AMTwitter Web Client
Things suck. They really suck. hard. not so much with me but around the board, i feel bad most of my peeps arent doin well. well me too Saturday, April 25, 2009 2:19:11 AMTwitter Web Client
FUCKIN GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING COCKSUCKING YOUK Friday, April 24, 2009 11:32:56 PMTwitter Web Client
If these fuckers lose I'm gonna be so pissed Friday, April 24, 2009 11:11:33 PMTwitter Web Client
Southport brewery = success because we got the good Asian waitress again, which means my 38 days didn't mean anything... Now go Yankees! Friday, April 24, 2009 8:01:20 PMTwitter Web Client
Sweet: $25.85 in bottle deposits. Tom and I looked homeless returning them Friday, April 24, 2009 3:14:37 PMTwitter Web Client
It's hysterical watching this woman completely fail with technology and taking 15 minutes to turn the video on. Friday, April 24, 2009 11:12:28 AMTwitter Web Client
I have two Xs on my hands because I'm too young for Junior mug night. MARKED. fml Thursday, April 23, 2009 11:40:38 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito Yeah its cool bro I don't stress over anything. I complain a lot though. Thanks for the tweet
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
 Thursday, April 23, 2009 11:37:43 PMTwitter Web Client
"This weekend we're gonna all be hammered and watch an episode of ALF" - Keith (I'm holding him to that promise) Thursday, April 23, 2009 7:53:06 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck this, I've had it 2 weeks left so I'm out of time. For the 3rd year straight: better luck next year. Thursday, April 23, 2009 7:33:24 PMTwitter Web Client
I woke up this morning and the first thing I saw was a clear sky for the first time since Sunday. About time. Here comes spring Thursday, April 23, 2009 1:58:45 PMTwitter Web Client
I hate uncertainty. I like everything planned out. I have 10 things going on & IDK how they'll turn out. Get over it, nothing's ever certain Thursday, April 23, 2009 3:01:59 AMTwitter Web Client
Got through the day without getting arrested, even though I found my warrant around the Mirror office for "illegal use of hands" Wednesday, April 22, 2009 10:18:21 PMTwitter Web Client
YANKEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! Wednesday, April 22, 2009 6:06:00 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito Oh no, it doesn't matter. It just makes things more difficult.
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
 Wednesday, April 22, 2009 3:37:29 PMTwitter Web Client
it's been raining since Monday. I'm giving it 2 hours to stop. FML Wednesday, April 22, 2009 3:30:37 PMTwitter Web Client
Of all the days it could be raining, it has to fuck with my plan over here. Rain another time. My plans never go the way I want them to. Wednesday, April 22, 2009 1:46:03 PMTwitter Web Client
Oh man I'm halfway there. I've done 32 of the following: http://digg.com/d1pG7j and heard about them all. What now? Wednesday, April 22, 2009 6:20:42 AMTwitter Web Client
"It takes a man to become a fan of ALF" -Keith Wednesday, April 22, 2009 12:11:07 AMTwitter Web Client
These 4 seniors presenting are jokeshows and probably just came from the Grape Tuesday, April 21, 2009 5:32:44 PMTwitter Web Client
Brendan Monohan needs to stop sending out 35 Facebook Junior Mug Night invites. Stop flooding my mailbox Tuesday, April 21, 2009 5:28:03 PMTwitter Web Client
It would help if out internet wasn't 256K right now Tuesday, April 21, 2009 4:34:13 PMTwitter Web Client
Tonight I'm not doing a damn thing Tuesday, April 21, 2009 4:11:02 PMTwitter Web Client
Wow, I managed to crash Firefox 3.0.8 on OSX. Usually it's stable (I'm used to crashing Firefox though because I use 3.6alpha nightlys) Tuesday, April 21, 2009 3:06:33 PMTwitter Web Client
Where the fuck is my stapler?! Tuesday, April 21, 2009 10:34:40 AMTwitter Web Client
Nap time! Hey look, it's light out. Oops... Tuesday, April 21, 2009 5:42:33 AMTwitter Web Client
oo free shell account. Noice. Tuesday, April 21, 2009 3:12:45 AMTwitter Web Client
Correction, my last tweet was wrong. It was other people. Also, 20% done with this paper. Shit's weak. Wizzzeak Tuesday, April 21, 2009 2:24:05 AMTwitter Web Client
I hate this fucking gangster ass illegal frat next door. It's like Bridgeport out there. And they're loud. Tuesday, April 21, 2009 2:14:12 AMTwitter Web Client
Hell yeah, time to start a paper due at 11am! Tuesday, April 21, 2009 12:52:08 AMTwitter Web Client
"I can't take you seriously Joe. I look up and see socks, playboy boxers and a sweatshirt" -TC Monday, April 20, 2009 10:59:45 PMTwitter Web Client
"There's so much shit going on up my ass these days" -TC (that's what she said) Monday, April 20, 2009 9:42:05 PMTwitter Web Client
Joke team. Joke Stadium. Can't even focus on team history properly: http://is.gd/tySM Monday, April 20, 2009 8:05:41 PMTwitter Web Client
Please explain to me why I just cleaned our oven at 4:30AM? Almost done with my book, but I won't be sleeping until Wednesday Monday, April 20, 2009 4:36:23 AMTwitter Web Client
This one makes zero sense... Time to hire a team of cryptographers to figure this out for me, because it's way over my head. Monday, April 20, 2009 1:10:57 AMTwitter Web Client
"A sneak is a guy who eats a feast then comes home and says he's hungry" "Joe, isn't that just a liar?" Monday, April 20, 2009 1:04:34 AMTwitter Web Client
@SonicBlur23 You guys talkin shit about me?
In reply to @SonicBlur23's tweet
 Monday, April 20, 2009 12:02:12 AMTwitter Web Client
@ky9 They have this thing called rehab for substance dependencies
In reply to @ky9's tweet
 Sunday, April 19, 2009 9:54:15 PMTwitter Web Client
I am the laziest person ever. And I have WAY too much to do. Whatever, it'll get done. Sunday, April 19, 2009 2:41:20 PMTwitter Web Client
The Yankees need to stop getting blown out of games. They tend to correlate with me having not so great days. But it's a new day so whatever Sunday, April 19, 2009 2:29:43 PMTwitter Web Client
for real? Sunday, April 19, 2009 12:21:45 AMTwitter Web Client
Thank GOD I set the timer for those bottles in the freezer. I would have completely forgotten. Saturday, April 18, 2009 10:41:47 PMTwitter Web Client
We want Swisher. Put him in to pitch, he can do better than our bullpen Saturday, April 18, 2009 6:06:13 PMTwitter Web Client
Don't worry - we're from the internets. It's going to be alright. :-) Saturday, April 18, 2009 10:33:40 AMTwitter Web Client
Electric stoves SUCK. Housemates spill bits of food in them, you don't notice & cook. Then it reeks because a piece of food burns. Gas ftw Friday, April 17, 2009 9:17:56 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito Lol in my haste, I read fried keychains
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
 Friday, April 17, 2009 9:13:07 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm not expecting this to happen. What?! I'm just being realistic based on educated research. Friday, April 17, 2009 10:21:56 AMTwitter Web Client
Eeeeeeeeeets a Fridaeeeeeeeee. One moron's class, then lunch, then weekend (insane amount of work though. Grr) Friday, April 17, 2009 10:04:43 AMTwitter Web Client
Cool. Once again, moron isn't at his office hours that he told me to be at. Friday, April 17, 2009 9:04:39 AMTwitter Web Client
Nap time. Wake me up when things suck less Thursday, April 16, 2009 9:42:06 PMTwitter Web Client
*sigh* Why is it so difficult. But w/e, the entrepreneurship guys at the business school lecture today said to expect failure and keep going Thursday, April 16, 2009 9:32:46 PMTwitter Web Client
Lost a heartbreaker 6-5 on the 2 run home run. Grr Thursday, April 16, 2009 9:11:54 PMTwitter Web Client
Let's play some softball (and not get killed like the Yankees today) @waspito nice Thursday, April 16, 2009 7:08:34 PMTwitter Web Client
mmm Just smelled a fireplace and it took me to a memory of crisp autumn nights in upstate New York Thursday, April 16, 2009 1:25:07 AMTwitter Web Client
Ideally, I would be doing something else at this exact time, but whatevs. Wednesday, April 15, 2009 11:17:32 PMTwitter Web Client
Tom on the world ending: "I mean, fuck laws, kill a bitch" Wednesday, April 15, 2009 9:18:13 PMTwitter Web Client
Todo tonight: Read book, start paper. Wednesday, April 15, 2009 5:29:10 PMTwitter Web Client
Also, that didn't tell me anything. be specific,fool Wednesday, April 15, 2009 4:44:32 PMTwitter Web Client
6PM is a shitty time for a [pointless] meeting on my day off. Wednesday, April 15, 2009 4:39:09 PMTwitter Web Client
Why the hell don't they sell Swisher T-Shirts? Wednesday, April 15, 2009 12:15:23 AMTwitter Web Client
In other news, Nick Swisher is still my boy. I need to acquire that man's attitude, shake shit off, laugh about what went wrong, then win Tuesday, April 14, 2009 12:51:31 AMTwitter Web Client
My foolproof plan I was so confident about went as well as tonight's Yankee game. Monday, April 13, 2009 11:36:48 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito Is that the song we were forced to sing in Greenvale?
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Unpacking sucks Monday, April 13, 2009 9:47:12 PMTwitter Web Client
Chien Ming Wang can't see through his fucking eyes where he's pitching the ball. Monday, April 13, 2009 7:33:35 PMTwitter Web Client
NYC for a second, then home then back to school Monday, April 13, 2009 1:40:35 PMTwitter Web Client
Something new: torrents cripple a Fios Connection (probably bc the router can't handle the requests) and make it slow even after its done... Monday, April 13, 2009 12:05:11 PMTwitter Web Client
1) Why am I not in bed? 2) Stomach virus much? 3) I can't see my plan failing. I just want to wish me good luck, we're all counting on me Monday, April 13, 2009 5:27:27 AMTwitter Web Client
The book Kite Runner is seriously depressing the shit out of me: "In the end, the world always wins (99)." I WON'T ACCEPT THAT. I will win Monday, April 13, 2009 3:00:24 AMTwitter Web Client
I just got an excellent idea and am pleased with myself. Now I hope this works. Shit's been f'ing with my mind.., GRR. Monday, April 13, 2009 2:05:31 AMTwitter Web Client
A-Rod has been reduced to hitting off a tee in his minor league rehab assignment. That and womanizing... GTFO my team Monday, April 13, 2009 1:22:00 AMTwitter Web Client
Right... The amount of work and other shit I have to do this week, on top of figuring out the rest of my life. FML Monday, April 13, 2009 1:00:56 AMTwitter Web Client
Nom. Manicotti and pork roast. Good meal for once. Sunday, April 12, 2009 1:22:55 PMTwitter Web Client
I should stop OCD checking things known to depress me. Sunday, April 12, 2009 1:03:16 AMTwitter Web Client
This situation is making me crazy. It's never favorable for me. But I'll work with it. And I'll do it right. Friday, April 10, 2009 8:12:58 PMTwitter Web Client
Working on texting for my plan. Details to follow in a few days Friday, April 10, 2009 12:42:51 PMTwitter Web Client
@PeteAbe interviewed Swisher and he was blasting The Next Episode in the background! My new boy... Friday, April 10, 2009 12:24:19 AMTwitter Web Client
@plasma2002 What's the motivation behind that competition? Test the load on the bot?
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 Thursday, April 09, 2009 5:48:11 PMTwitter Web Client
Joining "the Nick Swisher should Be Playing Every Day Society" That kid is awesome. 5 RBI Thursday, April 09, 2009 4:41:15 PMTwitter Web Client
Please explain to me why my webpages are loading slowly but speedtests say I'm at 20MBPS Thursday, April 09, 2009 1:01:10 PMTwitter Web Client
Back from biking. Now lunch and Yankees. Can Burnett be our first non-shitty starter of the season? We'll see Thursday, April 09, 2009 12:55:10 PMTwitter Web Client
The 1998 Yankees also started 0-2 and look what happened then. Shut up. Thursday, April 09, 2009 12:43:16 AMTwitter Web Client
CSS in IE is breaking my balls right now Wednesday, April 08, 2009 11:40:09 PMTwitter Web Client
Dannyrob shut the FUCK up with the IMs, no one sees you anymore and you IM me 24/7 Wednesday, April 08, 2009 8:54:34 PMTwitter Web Client
WOOOOOOT Already got registered for a class. One less for me to worry about with my shitty lottery number. Thanks IRC Wednesday, April 08, 2009 5:07:18 PMTwitter Web Client
I just realized how useless the new Facebook is Wednesday, April 08, 2009 5:00:10 PMTwitter Web Client
I need to get moving on this thing - time's-a-wastin' If I don't, then I'll have a problem (like what happened the last 3-4 times) Wednesday, April 08, 2009 4:07:40 AMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika we don't need no water let the motherfucker burn
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which one of you pains in the asses keeps reversing the toilet paper in this house? Tuesday, April 07, 2009 7:37:55 PMTwitter Web Client
This class is not ending. I'm not bored, but it's just taking forever Tuesday, April 07, 2009 6:08:41 PMTwitter Web Client
1:30AM topic of discussion: Piss pots, pissing in cars and vomit bags Tuesday, April 07, 2009 10:25:35 AMTwitter Web Client
I was going to post this before, but Twitter was down: Tom: "Why am I caring a shit?" Tuesday, April 07, 2009 12:31:59 AMTwitter Web Client
Simmons is pro cancer because he just ripped on Yankee Universe Monday, April 06, 2009 4:22:58 PMTwitter Web Client
OPENING DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Monday, April 06, 2009 8:51:39 AMTwitter Web Client
1AM... Time for some homework due at 11 Monday, April 06, 2009 12:58:07 AMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito it wasn't during the weekend fool
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Haha fail: Inviting people to Fairfield while I'm away on break doesn't work well... Monday, April 06, 2009 12:42:05 AMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito HAHA I was thinking that you shouldn't be having convos but I wasn't going to call you out on it. you know me too well
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DJing the Madden Pregame for Keith and Tom. Siiiiiiick Saturday, April 04, 2009 9:21:15 PMTwitter Web Client
Tom: "Beans Beans the more you eat the more you toot" You're leaving out some stuff, TC Saturday, April 04, 2009 8:35:15 PMTwitter Web Client
The home run siren is back at the stadium!!!!!! Makes me so happy and it brings back the late 90s Saturday, April 04, 2009 1:54:05 PMTwitter Web Client
Cool, that didn't fix it. How am I supposed to stream video to the Xbox now? GRR Saturday, April 04, 2009 3:42:54 AMTwitter Web Client
COOL. 3:30AM and wmpshare.exe starts using100% CPU. I had to wipe all WMP settings from the registry and rebuild my video shares. FML Saturday, April 04, 2009 3:37:10 AMTwitter Web Client
New Yankee Stadium = PARADISE Saturday, April 04, 2009 12:31:42 AMTwitter Web Client
On my way to Yankee Stadium for the first game EVER. Hopefully it's not rained out. If so, at least I'll get to see the place. Win Win. Friday, April 03, 2009 3:35:45 PMTwitter Web Client
Happy birthday @colithika (not that I wasn't on the phone with y'all from home) Friday, April 03, 2009 1:02:19 AMTwitter Web Client
Epic fail during my prof's demo of a command line SVN checkout Thursday, April 02, 2009 6:01:18 PMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika Sexy airbag
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I'm a busy man this weekend. Damn right I'm hard to get. Wednesday, April 01, 2009 10:38:22 PMTwitter Web Client

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