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Alexey on protein shakes: "They all eat this powdered shit" Tuesday, March 26, 2013 4:48:12 AMTwitter Web Client
Alexey, on a good workout: "You pour some liquor in a glass and repeat" Tuesday, March 26, 2013 4:47:56 AMTwitter Web Client
I will bang Dave Grohl: http://t.co/uIcFfsQ1vs Monday, March 25, 2013 10:12:29 PMTwitter Web Client
♪ Payback's a motherfuckin bitch but I won't stress and I won't switch ♪ Monday, March 25, 2013 5:25:48 PMTwitter Web Client
10 hours before rollout, our Director of software engineering wanted to know if there was a release tonight. For fuck's sake. Monday, March 25, 2013 1:50:01 PMTwitter Web Client
This Pete Ellis 80s used car commercial is cracking me the fuck up: http://t.co/NWWaOdAUSf Monday, March 25, 2013 1:26:06 PMTwitter Web Client
Never use half assed shipping (FedEx SmartPost). If you're not there, they hand your shit off to USPS after one try and you have to pick up Monday, March 25, 2013 9:56:26 AMTwitter Web Client
@mich_amore Magnum ice cream bars: bigger than regular ice cream bars.
In reply to @mich_amore's tweet
Monday, March 25, 2013 1:15:55 AMTwitter Web Client
Get a load of this Asian woman playing Hendrix on some Asian instrument: http://t.co/opuSJ86Kmh Monday, March 25, 2013 1:10:36 AMTwitter Web Client
They sent me home because I was so drunk. Sunday, March 24, 2013 2:50:22 PMTwitter Web Client
One year ago today, I went to brunch with @MalJNew and then Woodys with Yuri and kept telling Kev I had to meet my boys. Was destroyed. Sunday, March 24, 2013 2:49:54 PMTwitter Web Client
MICHELLE. fuck you and your shitty ass spring theme Friday, March 22, 2013 4:13:51 PMTwitter Web Client
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. How did IE10 magically appear on my WINDOWS 7 computer? Friday, March 22, 2013 1:57:06 PMTwitter Web Client
GABE is complaining that someone talks too much? karma coincidence? Friday, March 22, 2013 1:27:49 PMTwitter Web Client
Out on the street they call it murder Friday, March 22, 2013 11:08:16 AMTwitter Web Client
Tomorrow? Monday? Tomonday? Mondarrow? Thursday, March 21, 2013 3:34:53 PMTwitter Web Client
Scarred for life b/c of horrific nip pics last night. Didn't need to see those Thursday, March 21, 2013 12:38:38 PMTwitter Web Client
It'll be a much better day today! Thursday, March 21, 2013 9:39:49 AMTwitter Web Client
@ky9 Fucking people... I sometimes have the urge to shake a bitch.
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Wednesday, March 20, 2013 3:08:25 PMTwitter Web Client
Meg Long is legitimately amazing Wednesday, March 20, 2013 12:55:45 PMTwitter Web Client
Not including this tweet, I said fuck 8 out of the last 10 tweets. Need to get my life together. Wednesday, March 20, 2013 10:26:08 AMTwitter Web Client
Fucking foul this morning. Wednesday, March 20, 2013 10:24:53 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck this fuckin place. I'm not getting bent out of shape. Everyone is an incompetent bitch? I'll just not do anything today. I won't fight. Wednesday, March 20, 2013 9:48:27 AMTwitter Web Client
My next project is to revamp the datepicker on my twitter app because the history page is absolute horse shit code. Tuesday, March 19, 2013 5:46:19 PMTwitter Web Client
FIX. THE. MOTHER. FUCKING. BUILDS. Nothing fucking compiles up in this bitch Tuesday, March 19, 2013 1:37:57 PMTwitter Web Client
I think we need more RAM... http://t.co/u6ohYEYYWX Tuesday, March 19, 2013 1:30:46 AMTwitter Web Client
ALEXEY IS NOW COMPLAINING ABOUT INTEGERS. Broken Record... Tuesday, March 19, 2013 1:15:51 AMTwitter Web Client
this plow driver is on crack. Dude plowed my street like 8 times. Come on. There's like 2 inches of snow, brah Tuesday, March 19, 2013 12:24:22 AMTwitter Web Client
Mark Texiera's vagina injury is worse than expected? Fucking guy... Monday, March 18, 2013 9:32:33 PMTwitter Web Client
In case anyone was wondering how a 2000 Chevy Impala handles with < 1/2" of snow on the ground: Horse shit. Slipping fuckin everywhere Monday, March 18, 2013 8:50:15 PMTwitter Web Client
Fucking Google sucks balls lately Monday, March 18, 2013 4:30:47 PMTwitter Web Client
Niraj is a fucking dumbass Monday, March 18, 2013 11:37:01 AMTwitter Web Client
I am the absolute gassiest right now Monday, March 18, 2013 9:59:41 AMTwitter Web Client
So I was browsing through Facebook and wanted to like some status and realized I've already liked it yesterday. Didnt know. Was so out of it Saturday, March 16, 2013 1:13:11 PMTwitter Web Client
Just got drunk and bought http://t.co/F1XMkskXkV Saturday, March 16, 2013 12:48:51 PMTwitter Web Client
Please explain why HR put a no smoking sign on the wall behind me. Who in the actual fuck smokes in the office. Jeez Friday, March 15, 2013 5:56:55 PMTwitter Web Client
Compiling some software at work. @ky9 would appreesh: http://t.co/onQbkF7dJ5 Friday, March 15, 2013 4:28:36 PMTwitter Web Client
The power of 10 billion butterfly sneezes? Friday, March 15, 2013 10:43:53 AMTwitter Web Client
Twilight time to dream a while... Friday, March 15, 2013 10:35:59 AMTwitter Web Client
we know what happened
wont happen again 		Friday, March 15, 2013 10:35:33 AMTwitter Web Client
TK's stache scared the shit out of me Friday, March 15, 2013 9:54:51 AMTwitter Web Client
Oh god I hope no one comes to talk to me. I'm acting a FOOL right now Friday, March 15, 2013 9:44:01 AMTwitter Web Client
Oh, my job...... I currently don't know who my boss is and the only people who tell me what to do and yell at me are our consultants Friday, March 15, 2013 9:36:11 AMTwitter Web Client
I think I just was realllllllllllll silly to the HR lady. I went on and on about my poinsettia. I think she's on to me mannnn Friday, March 15, 2013 9:20:11 AMTwitter Web Client
"Finding a good bad name is the hardest thing ever. I mean, Foo Fighters is the stupidest fuckin name ever." -DAVE Thursday, March 14, 2013 12:23:01 PMTwitter Web Client
I would bang Dave Grohl so badly Thursday, March 14, 2013 12:18:47 PMTwitter Web Client
OMG DAVE GROHL LIVE AT SXSW: http://t.co/6vZED7lt9J Thanks for the link @Lennon Thursday, March 14, 2013 12:09:25 PMTwitter Web Client
Ma. Fucking don't call me at work and talk about stupid bullshit. I'm concentrating on this script. I already crashed production yesterday. Wednesday, March 13, 2013 5:45:12 PMTwitter Web Client
Lol. There's a new Pope Wednesday, March 13, 2013 4:01:35 PMTwitter Web Client
I have this problem with devs RT @H9RBSjs I would tell you how much your code sucks but your code is pretty much doing that all on its own. Wednesday, March 13, 2013 12:52:15 PMTwitter Web Client
Megan Conte you dumbass. If you want to collect donations for a suprrise, don't mail a distro list including the person you're surprising. Wednesday, March 13, 2013 12:50:56 PMTwitter Web Client
K smells like old man sweaty balls (not that I know what that smells like) Wednesday, March 13, 2013 12:45:18 PMTwitter Web Client
die in a fire http://t.co/h3juqASfGa Tuesday, March 12, 2013 5:48:19 PMTwitter Web Client
ANOTHER PERSON 1) Buy noise canceling Mics 2) Get me my own office and 3)eatadick.com Fuck this place, working from home tomorrow Tuesday, March 12, 2013 5:46:53 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @BadPointer Just found out about http://t.co/pvII6376cc This is just what Windows needed. Tuesday, March 12, 2013 5:41:59 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck you, jeans. No one tells me to shut up. Tuesday, March 12, 2013 5:38:31 PMTwitter Web Client
Phewwww. That was a fucking close one... Protip: Careful when doing Windows Updates on production servers Tuesday, March 12, 2013 9:55:24 AMTwitter Web Client
So let's say I tweet some shit... I moved servers. Did I fuck up my twitter app? Tuesday, March 12, 2013 6:01:48 AMTwitter Web Client
OMG it actually works!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now, the times will import correctly. Woooooo. Also, I'll be a zombie today at work. Tuesday, March 12, 2013 4:28:53 AMTwitter Web Client
SOOO CLOSE Tuesday, March 12, 2013 4:15:43 AMTwitter Web Client
Ahhh shit. screwed it up again Tuesday, March 12, 2013 4:01:20 AMTwitter Web Client
import this tweet with the correct time, fuckers Tuesday, March 12, 2013 3:53:44 AMTwitter Web Client
According to the stack trace, i only screwed up the time zone. then it should work Tuesday, March 12, 2013 3:53:24 AMTwitter Web Client
Found some issue maybe Tuesday, March 12, 2013 3:50:42 AMTwitter Web Client
Do I have to revert this code or does this shit work? Tuesday, March 12, 2013 3:42:23 AMTwitter Web Client
Tried my suit on again and it fit better. One week of starving myself and it'll be all good. Monday, March 11, 2013 9:52:29 PMTwitter Web Client
Nice to know that the fucking script I've been working on all day only works locally and not on the build server. #fuckoffbastards Monday, March 11, 2013 5:55:14 PMTwitter Web Client
Trying to connect to a linux server from SSH within windows using a batch file and VBS because your CI is buggy can http://t.co/xAuvFaUvqo Monday, March 11, 2013 4:22:07 PMTwitter Web Client
MTA ALERTS: I don't give a flying fuck that the escalators in Grand Central North are out of service, cunt muscle. Stop emailing me 46 times Monday, March 11, 2013 4:05:52 PMTwitter Web Client
Just passed by & saw CNBC on TV in my office and they were ripping the Foursquare CEO a new asshole because he has no idea how to monetize. Monday, March 11, 2013 11:34:03 AMTwitter Web Client
4 and 5 trains: Stop sending me email alerts you bastards. I know you break down nonstop but look at tall the fucks I don't give Monday, March 11, 2013 11:12:31 AMTwitter Web Client
Need to ✈ somewhere far away from Booker for a week to chill Monday, March 11, 2013 10:08:00 AMTwitter Web Client
TIL MSFT licensing is fucking bullshit. Besides your Win OS licensing, you need per user licenses to access a server? http://t.co/6848Xhb8V4 Monday, March 11, 2013 9:56:56 AMTwitter Web Client
And by starving myself, I mean pounds of greens and meat. Carbs can suck it (except for Paddys day where I will drink my food) Monday, March 11, 2013 9:53:11 AMTwitter Web Client
Gabe shut the fuck up. It's too early for your pie hole Monday, March 11, 2013 9:16:27 AMTwitter Web Client
Just played the illest ping pong game with Hughlon. Turned into LOBBY PONG. Where we were spiking ping pong balls across the lobby. SICK Friday, March 08, 2013 3:45:14 PMTwitter Web Client
Haven't been good lately about tweeting (except when im like out of my mind). Gonna try to be my old ridiculous assed self again Friday, March 08, 2013 3:06:43 PMTwitter Web Client
Boss man said I wasn't allowed to drink/have liquid when doing the RAM swap later on the DB server, but he said anything else was fair game Friday, March 08, 2013 3:02:38 PMTwitter Web Client
Sluts are always interested in taken dudes. It's how life goes. Friday, March 08, 2013 2:54:51 PMTwitter Web Client
BULLSHIT RT @UberFacts Men are more interested in dating women who are taken while women are more likely to respect a man’s relationship. Friday, March 08, 2013 2:54:26 PMTwitter Web Client
Random observation is that Polina's tits are way too big for her stick body. Friday, March 08, 2013 11:42:56 AMTwitter Web Client
Jesus fucking Christ, James. Go take a mother fucking English class. We hire these stupid fucks? http://t.co/G85KbD0vpF Friday, March 08, 2013 9:11:20 AMTwitter Web Client
blowme.edu Friday, March 08, 2013 12:00:04 AMTwitter Web Client
This article perfectly sums up what is wrong with Android: http://t.co/l6iMav8T8v Thursday, March 07, 2013 11:51:59 PMTwitter Web Client
Mark Texieria is a pussy assed bitch who's always injured and a huge flop of a contract. Fuckin waste of life hitting .260 Thursday, March 07, 2013 8:44:47 PMTwitter Web Client
a real gangsta ass n** plays his cards right Thursday, March 07, 2013 10:42:40 AMTwitter Web Client
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. A C02 tank just exploded in the office. Wednesday, March 06, 2013 3:17:06 PMTwitter Web Client
Why the fuck am I still awake Wednesday, March 06, 2013 3:35:32 AMTwitter Web Client
O.M.G. This meteor MUST hit mars: http://t.co/v6e4ZkhcaQ Tuesday, March 05, 2013 12:47:58 AMTwitter Web Client
@Lennon @MalJNew Lennon, don't demo the API. That shit crashes every 38 fucking seconds.
In reply to @Lennon's tweet
Monday, March 04, 2013 11:24:16 PMTwitter Web Client
This water shit fills you up. Maybe I should do this instead of stuffing my fat face. Monday, March 04, 2013 5:35:28 PMTwitter Web Client
My piss is so clear, I bet if you analyze it, it would be less polluted than the water supply in Bangledesh. Monday, March 04, 2013 4:14:16 PMTwitter Web Client
For fucks sake. The second time in two weeks our entire fucking app crashed while I was at lunch. Monday, March 04, 2013 3:51:57 PMTwitter Web Client
On my 5th pint of water. Decided to flush out the system. Can't stand running to the pisser every 4 seconds. Monday, March 04, 2013 2:25:24 PMTwitter Web Client
It's nametag week here at work. Natalia drew one with swirls, orange snowflakes and rainbow hearts and said her nametag was an acid trip Monday, March 04, 2013 1:25:23 PMTwitter Web Client
Welp no wonder everyone says this bitch smells. She's eating 500 sprigs of asparagus... Piss could probably wake the dead. Monday, March 04, 2013 12:57:18 PMTwitter Web Client
That fuckin Cuban food is already going through me like shit through a goose. Friday, March 01, 2013 4:34:21 PMTwitter Web Client
I am not a fan of anything today Friday, March 01, 2013 4:25:49 PMTwitter Web Client
Niraj just asked me if I was hungover, based on just looks. Thursday, February 28, 2013 9:33:13 AMTwitter Web Client
That time you need to admit to the CTO that 3/4 servers were out of the load balancing pool and the remaining one was at 100% CPU :/ Wednesday, February 27, 2013 4:55:13 PMTwitter Web Client