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| Joba you tank! Way to block the plate! That was nice. | Thursday, April 14, 2011 9:36:11 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| As big of a pirate as I am, if your band releases quality music, I will buy it to support you. Congrats Foo Fighters. | Thursday, April 14, 2011 9:21:28 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This week all of my fantasy pitchers on my team are playing against one another. fuck my life... The chances of that... | Tuesday, April 12, 2011 2:53:58 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Gmail legitimately runs like asshole when the account is more than half full. | Tuesday, April 12, 2011 1:28:15 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| SO TRUE. Pisses me off so badly!! RT @MrHazel Why the fuck do people send screen shots in a Word document? | Sunday, April 10, 2011 6:41:59 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Because basically, you know... Fuck it. | Thursday, April 07, 2011 2:16:12 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Stupid bastards. Perfectly good CC outing wasted. | Tuesday, April 05, 2011 10:24:47 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Boone Logan. Useless and just fucked this game up. | Tuesday, April 05, 2011 10:05:35 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Seriously, who goes to the NCAA championship game with such a shitty assed lame sign. | Monday, April 04, 2011 10:21:32 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| "I am very happy to be here" Sweet sign bro. Lamer than my Shakespeare readings | Monday, April 04, 2011 10:20:57 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| WAYYY TO many sports to watch. I need like 4 TVs. Yanks just ended, rangers, NCAA | Monday, April 04, 2011 9:51:04 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Is Michael Kay serious with "JoSoMo?" What a TOOL. Guy is a complete joke. | Monday, April 04, 2011 9:40:16 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Bartolo Colon: Guy. You're big | Sunday, April 03, 2011 3:46:53 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Waspito That's legit. Senior year, I made sure I was off Fridays. | Saturday, April 02, 2011 2:17:54 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| One of my USB ports is such a whore. So fucking loose. How'd that happen. The other ones are nice and tight. | Friday, April 01, 2011 1:25:13 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| New York Mets didn't even play a game yet and they're already a half game behind. Typical. | Friday, April 01, 2011 12:04:15 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| New Blog Post: What the fuck you stupid bastards http://bit.ly/hzu132 | Thursday, March 31, 2011 10:13:34 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| My life. Fuck it. | Thursday, March 31, 2011 9:58:43 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| son of a bitch. The @LinkedIn_Today truck was a block away from where I work this morning. Missed some free shit. | Wednesday, March 30, 2011 12:46:44 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Yeah I like pushing buttons. I might have just gone a little overboard now. But fuck it. | Monday, March 28, 2011 12:08:53 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Just had three pizza bagels, grapefruit juice, grape juice, cake icing, cake batter and some Gouda cheese. Nom? | Sunday, March 27, 2011 8:45:24 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Yesterday was World Water Day. United Water celebrated by shutting my water off for 4 hours to lay pipe. Brown, turbid murk followed... | Wednesday, March 23, 2011 12:27:46 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Is it me, or does Google Chrome seem to lag when connecting to websites? | Monday, March 21, 2011 2:14:31 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| This is legit: http://xkcd.com/radiation/ | Sunday, March 20, 2011 8:43:55 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @ky9 ESPNU Had you full frame for like 5 seconds waving the Ed head and dancing around. | Sunday, March 20, 2011 5:10:34 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @MrHazel On Windows? It's a snap on Ubuntu | Saturday, March 19, 2011 1:41:07 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| FiOS outage =( Android tether to the rescue! PS 3.11 MBPS on 3G is INSANE. I've never seen it that fast. | Friday, March 11, 2011 2:35:27 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @ShavingFoams Trending today in New York City: #bootyappreciationday @portfolioso Get to it | Tuesday, March 08, 2011 1:02:55 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| My hot coworker was talking on the phone the entire time I was blowing up the bathroom. I thought she was waiting for the elevator. F'in A. | Friday, March 04, 2011 2:50:31 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Waspito Literally went hysterical laughing at my desk when I read your tweet. People thought I was crazy. So true my man. So true. | Friday, March 04, 2011 2:07:53 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @SumthinEclectic Oops. I meant to reply to Mike's Tweet about the sabotisms and mention you. I replied you twice. #Twitterfail | Friday, March 04, 2011 2:07:01 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @SumthinEclectic Heh. I heard @SumthinEclectic can do that easily in Drupal for you. | Friday, March 04, 2011 12:32:02 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Novellabella Most cutest? Awesome grammar. 5,000th tweet of grammar fail. HA In reply to @Novellabella's tweet | Thursday, March 03, 2011 12:00:03 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Charlie Sheen is the shit. | Wednesday, March 02, 2011 8:39:09 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @peso_de_fuego Yooooo!!!! What's up?! Been forever. In reply to @peso_de_fuego's tweet | Saturday, February 26, 2011 11:56:26 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| i did a pigtails! | Friday, February 25, 2011 1:55:29 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Welcome, my bums! | Friday, February 25, 2011 1:17:03 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @MrHazel I want to go to this camp! http://jhzl.us/4r | Tuesday, February 22, 2011 10:20:21 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuckin idiots in this town, plowing completely cleared streets, ripping them apart, making time and a half because it's a holiday. | Monday, February 21, 2011 11:14:34 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Totally regret not homewrecking this hot coworker from the other office while she was out visiting NY... | Thursday, February 17, 2011 9:50:33 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I wanna set you freeeeee. Recognize my disease. | Thursday, February 17, 2011 9:18:06 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| bug filing spree | Tuesday, February 15, 2011 10:03:11 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I love 90s grunge | Monday, February 14, 2011 9:25:01 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Not sure if I'm a fan of this new Facebook image overlay thingy | Friday, February 11, 2011 9:48:03 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| PS - just took the Cali girl into the closet to get office supplies. I would do things I'm not even into with her in there... | Wednesday, February 09, 2011 11:15:23 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Did twitter lower their API limits? I have been having issues posting from my phone. | Wednesday, February 09, 2011 11:12:03 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @MrHazel 90s Techno is legit | Wednesday, February 09, 2011 2:03:11 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I admin the shit out of this Ubuntu box. I love having my own Rackspace cloud server | Sunday, February 06, 2011 11:43:18 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Thank Christ football season's over. That means the office betting stops. That means I don't lose any more money and can buy alcohol instead | Sunday, February 06, 2011 11:05:35 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| My Twitter--> 232% more boring now that I'm no longer an alcoholic | Sunday, February 06, 2011 1:02:43 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Holy SHIT. IE9 raped Firefox 4 and Chrome in its speed demos using hardware acceleration | Friday, February 04, 2011 1:49:19 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| This is sooooo toxic. | Thursday, February 03, 2011 3:10:36 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Swear to god, if this hobucket ever spills what I told her, i'm ruined. | Thursday, February 03, 2011 2:52:44 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Novellabella Stop retweeting general ass astrology junk that can apply to anyone In reply to @Novellabella's tweet | Tuesday, February 01, 2011 8:49:22 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Whose dick are you sucking now? RT @nyJULZmd Mmmm but it tastes good! | Monday, January 31, 2011 9:31:15 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @RockNationRadio No, Twitter does not let you retweet yourself automatically. We learned this when API programming at work... In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet | Saturday, January 29, 2011 10:34:45 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Yeah actually... Rereading my tweets from last year, I probably should have been in rehab... What a mess. Cleaned that shit up sorta | Friday, January 28, 2011 2:46:57 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Blast from the past: Sept of Senior Year. How I miss thee: http://twitter.com/#!/portfolioso/status/3818335789 | Friday, January 28, 2011 2:33:13 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Page 4 of 13 on the release notes... Fun times | Monday, January 24, 2011 10:40:33 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @MrHazel Son of a bitch, I was just going to retweet @askmeques 's tweet. SO TRUE | Monday, January 24, 2011 10:02:22 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I have the gift of discernment | Monday, January 17, 2011 1:22:23 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| FUCK... Should have bypassed the load balancer and sent that 130,000 record request directly to the db server. This'll screw up. FAAK MEEE | Friday, January 14, 2011 2:26:31 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @ShavingFoams No, she totally could In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet | Friday, January 14, 2011 1:07:55 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| FAIL on the double negative... You know what I mean.... Shes not my type | Friday, January 14, 2011 12:54:21 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'd be all for this rainbow brite type slut if she wasn't not my type. | Friday, January 14, 2011 12:51:04 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| The COO gave me an iPod touch for testing, then changed his mind 2 seconds after he handed it to me. F'in A! I needed one (mine broke). FML | Wednesday, January 12, 2011 6:29:28 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @SumthinEclectic surpasshosting | Wednesday, January 12, 2011 12:29:23 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Would be helpful if my fucking database server wasn't down again so my 2 blog readers could actually read it. My host sucks ass. | Tuesday, January 11, 2011 9:43:28 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @nyJULZmd gotta use WordPress, silly. Tumblr goes down for days at a time. WordPress is the shizzz | Monday, January 10, 2011 9:13:55 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Swear to God, I'm gonna murder these fuckers if they keep fucking up and making me do the stressful ass cleanup. | Monday, January 10, 2011 9:11:57 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I LOVE WINTER (and snow!) | Monday, January 10, 2011 2:30:12 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| YAY SNOW! | Saturday, January 08, 2011 4:43:47 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @nyJULZmd Still want to work for the government you crazy bitch? Fuck the government. That shit will get you killed. | Saturday, January 08, 2011 4:43:44 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Aiite, I'm a fat fuck. This gut has to go in 2011 | Saturday, January 08, 2011 1:23:04 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| That 3AM turkey sandwich from 7-11 was fucking choice | Saturday, January 08, 2011 12:21:12 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| dual quad core xenons suck dick at importing 32,000 records apparently. Times 20. I'm gonna be up all fucking night | Sunday, January 02, 2011 11:42:48 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Thanks to my job, I know way more than I should about how waxing centers operate... | Saturday, January 01, 2011 1:35:27 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| How you know you had a good night: Just opened my work bag and found an empty Wendy's fries carton in there. Nice. | Friday, December 31, 2010 7:06:28 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| then they wonder why i hit the bottle... | Friday, December 31, 2010 2:58:25 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @ShavingFoams Hey, I like doing things half assed, so that'll work In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet | Monday, December 27, 2010 7:44:35 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/magnificent/ | Monday, December 27, 2010 5:29:59 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| For fuck's sake, who is in NYC next week and wants to see The Machine or Badfish at BB Kings? It's like $25. | Sunday, December 26, 2010 5:55:45 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Colithika You check into the stupidest fucking places on Foursquare... =) In reply to @Colithika's tweet | Sunday, December 26, 2010 5:48:08 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @nyJULZmd it had a warning: "Christmas eve bitches" No comma. Not "Christmas Eve, bitches." Big difference. | Friday, December 24, 2010 3:07:01 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| The office coffee today was mud. It probably had laxatives and E. Coli in it, because I absolutely destroyed the bathroom numerous times. | Thursday, December 23, 2010 3:58:37 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| How come I don't get a new 2x quad core Xenon with 12 gigs of RAM for my work computer? I'm stuck with an old ass core 2 quad. | Thursday, December 23, 2010 11:10:30 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Just thought I'd remind you all how fucking awesome I am at doing anything in WordPress. That's right. PS F Drupal and a joker named Huntley | Thursday, December 23, 2010 1:02:56 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| 3:37 am and im gonna go get myself a god damn snack... | Monday, December 20, 2010 3:37:42 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Bottle openers... Use them. | Monday, December 20, 2010 12:50:28 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Protip: DON'T attempt to open a beer bottle on a metal stool in front of the CEO and then accidentally break the bottle... Totally, not cool | Monday, December 20, 2010 12:49:30 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT@ Waspito 'Shes a woman and she has her license and you dont.' '...But thats useless, you cant drive in the kitchen!' | Monday, December 20, 2010 12:11:33 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| In 110% better shape than last night | Sunday, December 19, 2010 12:05:59 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'd say my boss rapping every single lyric of Juicy by Biggie was the highlight of the year | Saturday, December 18, 2010 2:11:29 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @ShavingFoams No, it's on delay. And you cant open folders of tabs. it's one count per click. It's easy to ramp up though. Do it. its fun In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet | Friday, December 17, 2010 2:13:23 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @nyJULZmd Stupid asshole. It snowed by you? Should have sent it up north. | Thursday, December 16, 2010 5:27:23 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm gonna go for a walk and I'm getting myself a fuckin taco | Thursday, December 16, 2010 4:35:38 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Novellabella I remember my freshman year In reply to @Novellabella's tweet | Thursday, December 16, 2010 1:03:28 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @jason_hazel Oh yeah. It's the story of my life at work. | Tuesday, December 14, 2010 10:14:24 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Swear to God. If I see another fuckin 500 Internal Server Error again I'm gonna lose it. Especially if it happens outside of work. | Tuesday, December 14, 2010 10:12:05 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| who the FUCK is leaf blowing snow at 2:15 am? | Tuesday, December 14, 2010 2:15:53 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Welp, didn't expect any snow accumulation but I'll take it. | Tuesday, December 14, 2010 1:13:42 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Waspito You're a dick with your two feet of snow and 12 days of straight snow. We only get a dusting | Monday, December 13, 2010 11:31:55 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Snow in NYC and rain in northern Maine. That's legit. | Monday, December 13, 2010 11:26:55 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I swear I'm going freakin crazy. Wallet's on my desk and I keep thinking I see a green status light on it flash with a new notification | Monday, December 13, 2010 1:46:23 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| This isn't flying, Verizon FiOS. I'm gonna need a gigabit router, I can't be maxing shit out at 100MBPS sending 10s of gigs around my LAN | Monday, December 13, 2010 1:05:22 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| It's always FUCKING USER ERROR. I love when clients bitch the fuck out of us and then "we all share the same password" DUH!!! You broke it. | Monday, December 13, 2010 1:00:48 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. What the fuck did they do to uTorrent? New update's theme looks like balls. | Sunday, December 12, 2010 11:30:13 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Stupid fuckin slut... | Sunday, December 12, 2010 7:40:46 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I need to move to Cali. yesterday | Saturday, December 11, 2010 3:28:05 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| yes, I know it would have made more sense to pick the Pats, but so did the other two people I tied for first with, so i had to be different | Monday, December 06, 2010 10:36:43 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Rex Ryan you god damn snack eating fat fuck. Your team lost me money. I almost won the office pool this week. This is why I'm a Giants fan | Monday, December 06, 2010 10:35:48 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I want a fucking Nexus S and it's only on fucking T Mobile... Bitch ass trickkkk | Monday, December 06, 2010 9:39:00 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Welp... There goes my money. | Monday, December 06, 2010 9:10:29 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Oh yeah and it doesn't help dealing with variables called $my_load (server load you sick fucks....) | Monday, December 06, 2010 2:42:34 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| God dammnit that took me way too fucking long. I'm rusty at PHP/SQL | Monday, December 06, 2010 2:41:57 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I need the fucking steelers and Jets to win to finally... FINALLY win a week in the office pool. FUCK | Sunday, December 05, 2010 8:22:12 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Seriosuly though, it should be illegal to wear pants that wreck so much dick in the office. I'm staring like a damn moron. | Friday, December 03, 2010 5:31:09 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Firefox Sync would be so awesome... IF IT WORKED! Fuck! | Thursday, December 02, 2010 9:18:02 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| WOW. Just woke up, took earplugs out and they're still leaf blowing. How long does it take?! | Tuesday, November 30, 2010 8:27:32 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| See mother fucker. Just as my conference call ends and I want to go back to bed, Mexicans and leaf blowers appear. Fucking Westchester | Tuesday, November 30, 2010 7:43:12 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Please explain to me how barcode is not in the Firefox dictionary. Fucking basics, people! | Tuesday, November 30, 2010 7:24:00 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @ShavingFoams hookers, coke and booze In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet | Monday, November 29, 2010 10:03:55 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @Waspito 'My mom would legit dance on the bar to this song' -@portfolioso | Sunday, November 28, 2010 12:42:36 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Never heard of an SD card that whines when you write data to it... The hell is that? | Saturday, November 27, 2010 6:00:59 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| "The fact that Jeter, now 36 & essentially a shell of his formal self, is asking for A-Rod numbers, is laughable and delusional." - Barstool | Saturday, November 27, 2010 12:04:49 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @plasma2002: Ya know the best thing about the day after thanksgiving? Making a sandwich from the leftover halloween candy :D #fb | Friday, November 26, 2010 4:03:43 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Actually fuck it... Just bought something on Newegg. Little office decoration. That's the extent of my black Friday. Nevermind stores | Friday, November 26, 2010 3:58:04 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Anyone out shopping right now is fuckin out of their mind. You wouldn't catch me dead near a store on black Friday | Friday, November 26, 2010 3:22:18 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| stupid fuckin whore | Friday, November 26, 2010 1:10:59 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Waspito PUPPY! | Monday, November 22, 2010 12:42:23 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @jason_hazel I use both. Chrome is excellent, but certain things about it annoy me. FF is my main browser. Chrome is for my 2nd monitor | Monday, November 22, 2010 12:00:48 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| First of all, Jesus Christ Firefox with your memory leaks/ god awful memory mgmt. It's leaking more memory than my dad has in his desktop | Sunday, November 21, 2010 10:40:06 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Dexter was fucking outrageous. It's such a good ass show. | Sunday, November 21, 2010 10:00:54 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| "Well first of all you're younger than me and your mind isn't as sharp as me" | Friday, November 19, 2010 12:28:14 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Ya know... I'm miserable when they're happy and when they're not happy, it doesn't make me happy. I can't win | Wednesday, November 17, 2010 1:00:58 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Yeah, I probably shouldn't have promised the COO that I'd prepare the release notes for him by tomorrow. Welp, time to start writing those.. | Wednesday, November 17, 2010 12:02:09 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| So if you Google Google, do you get an infinite loop? | Tuesday, November 16, 2010 10:17:07 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Why the hell is NetMeter not nonitoring any of my traffic? The fuck man.,.. | Monday, November 15, 2010 9:38:12 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Ever look at how some things turned out and just say out loud "Ugh. God dammit." Yeah.. I do. A lot. (Then they wonder why i hit the bottle) | Sunday, November 14, 2010 11:24:09 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| 45 minute call with a client for work and counting on a fuckin saturday morning. Of course they have the biggest issues | Saturday, November 13, 2010 9:47:23 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| FUCK. Nexus S is only available on TMobile. God dammit. I knew Verizon wouldn't get a stock Google phone because they shit up their phones. | Friday, November 12, 2010 3:18:29 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| My next phone will be a Nexus Two pending it comes to Verizon. VZ better not shit it up with bloat or skins either. motoblur and sense = ass | Monday, November 08, 2010 5:06:56 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Casino is on Encore. Movie's the shit. | Sunday, November 07, 2010 12:40:46 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| God damn fucking shit piss booger ball sucking fucking cocksucking bitch ass cunt tits penis twat cum guzzling rapist whore slut | Saturday, November 06, 2010 3:27:50 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @askmeques Thank you! I vote when I like someone. If I don't agree with either politician's viewpoint, why should I support the lesser evil? In reply to @askmeques's tweet | Tuesday, November 02, 2010 8:23:30 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| For fucks sake, my house smells like burned shit. It permeated the fibers of my coat. I'm gonna smell like shit tomorrow at work. | Tuesday, November 02, 2010 8:17:16 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I felt blah. Then I started answering work email at 1am and testing system glitches, and I forgot i felt blah. Fuck my life. | Tuesday, November 02, 2010 1:47:06 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Oops... I need to stop forgetting to turn off uTorrent when I leave. Welp, looks like I just uploaded 58 gigs... | Monday, November 01, 2010 8:10:32 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| COCK SUCKING APPLE and your piece of shit iPod | Monday, November 01, 2010 1:00:09 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| ...You know I'm a loser when I end up submitting two bugs on Halloween/ my day off... | Sunday, October 31, 2010 1:42:51 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Oh and in case I'm too vulgar or disgusting for people (got some complaints), the unfollow button is right there --> | Friday, October 29, 2010 10:29:34 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm tweeting from my laptop using my 3G connection via Wireless tether. AMAZINGGGGGGGG | Friday, October 29, 2010 4:13:21 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Just rooted my Droid. Now I get to play with tethering and setCPU! awesome | Friday, October 29, 2010 2:57:50 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @nyJULZmd And once again, you needed me for technology... Fuckin technology. The only thing I manage to get right in this world | Friday, October 29, 2010 12:41:23 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Sometimes, I just hate the way shit turns out. | Friday, October 29, 2010 12:31:13 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @nyJULZmd fuckin tool | Wednesday, October 27, 2010 10:21:29 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Just pointing out that my 3,500th tweet (three before this one) was me complaining. Probably about women. Figures | Wednesday, October 27, 2010 1:43:25 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Colithika Lolz, I just forgot it In reply to @Colithika's tweet | Sunday, October 24, 2010 1:14:48 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Actually it's just vile. I changed my mind and am not posting it | Friday, October 22, 2010 8:40:01 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Warning: my next tweet will be extremely ridiculous and vulgar | Friday, October 22, 2010 8:39:38 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @jason_hazel How much of it is gay sex? RT @OMGFactsSex iPhone users have roughly TWICE as much sex as Android users. | Friday, October 22, 2010 6:33:29 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| If this fucking junkie who celebrated the ALDS with ginger ale like a pussy wins the MVP over Cano, I swear to God... | Tuesday, October 19, 2010 10:54:23 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| That's okay, epic comeback starts right now. | Tuesday, October 19, 2010 10:36:00 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| One bad pitch, otherwise you were okay. Guy can't catch a break | Tuesday, October 19, 2010 10:34:31 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOU AJ | Tuesday, October 19, 2010 10:34:07 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @scoopANDslam Just watched the replay. good point. He pulled it running. My b In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet | Tuesday, October 19, 2010 10:23:24 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| AH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, what a stupid fucking slide. There goes Tex. That's the end of him... Cya in April | Tuesday, October 19, 2010 10:17:53 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Don't interfere with Gardner trying to catch the ball, you fat fucking fan. | Tuesday, October 19, 2010 10:06:18 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| My dad regarding the Yankees: "A bunch of weak hitting bastards" | Saturday, October 16, 2010 6:53:18 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Girl code? What the fuck is girl code? That's bullshit. It's man law. And that's final. | Thursday, October 14, 2010 3:01:46 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fucking Long Island Railroad... Trains are gapped as fuck. I need to take a train an hour early because the times suck | Monday, October 11, 2010 11:22:24 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| $94 for an eSATA external enclosure and 2TB HD? Newegg rocks! Building your own HD is always cheaper than the pre-assembled shit (eg, $165) | Monday, October 11, 2010 12:41:27 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Not pleased right now... | Monday, October 11, 2010 12:11:16 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| This town is so Italian... Columbus Day red and green fireworks. Great way to celebrate a raper and murderer of American Indians | Sunday, October 10, 2010 9:03:48 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| My football picks this week are whack. I pretty much did shitty looking up expert opinions last week, so I went against what everyone said | Saturday, October 09, 2010 12:27:39 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm going to start a bidding war between sales girl and cust support girl for me. Why do I have a feeling the sales girl will win this one? | Wednesday, October 06, 2010 12:07:11 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fucking dirty South. Who the fuck names a town this: http://goo.gl/h7mY Should have let them secede.The South: keeping America backwards | Tuesday, October 05, 2010 2:54:11 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @jason_hazel I HATED Eclipse. Absolute bloat, and I had a professor that swore by it. I refused to use it, got my grade lowered. In reply to @jason_hazel's tweet | Monday, October 04, 2010 1:58:00 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Christmas-y mood right now. I WANT SNOW | Sunday, October 03, 2010 4:35:54 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Explain to me how the side effect of a medicine is actually one of the symptoms it's supposed to treat? This is why I never take shit. | Friday, October 01, 2010 1:33:08 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Please explain to me why the fuck youtube videos don't load. | Wednesday, September 29, 2010 10:35:30 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Facebook. It makes me fucking puke sometimes (worse than I did when I was borderline alcoholic senior year, probably bc of facebook) | Monday, September 27, 2010 12:41:19 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Rivera can't save a fuckin dime out of his entire contract. Went from being unstoppable to an automatic blown save. Just what we need in Oct | Sunday, September 26, 2010 11:36:38 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Starting 10/2 in NY: High temps in the 60s!!! About time summer ended. | Sunday, September 26, 2010 12:39:02 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Good TV day: Football, Boardwalk Empire, Dexter, (not the Yankees because Girardi needs to stop using AAA fuckers who suck) | Sunday, September 26, 2010 12:26:55 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Please explain to me how I just lost Aero out of the blue and all my windows went solid? | Sunday, September 26, 2010 1:01:54 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| It's official. The Yankees suck dick and at this rate, they won't even make the playoffs. | Saturday, September 25, 2010 6:08:59 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| http://bit.ly/cfzVb1 ...and I you too | Friday, September 24, 2010 10:45:26 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| ooooo. Just got the new Twitter homepage | Friday, September 24, 2010 8:55:05 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @tomwcleary Jeeeez Ludlowe... Worse than the NY Giants In reply to @tomwcleary's tweet | Friday, September 24, 2010 8:53:41 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Well, looks like the Yankees just fucked this one up. And TAKE FUCKING 7 on fixing these video card drivers | Wednesday, September 22, 2010 11:33:14 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| "(832) only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up &smelling bacon and there not being any left." - ID KILL THEM | Monday, September 20, 2010 10:59:31 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| The fuckin Yankee bullpen can suck my | Monday, September 20, 2010 9:31:24 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @nyJULZmd Dont manage like the NY Mets managers do. Although you will never get fired, so that's in your favor (*cough jerry manuel cough*) | Friday, September 17, 2010 9:33:40 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| got an iPad to play with from work. supposed to be simple? Nothing but problems. Fuckin piece of shit. Won't connect to wifi, won't charge | Friday, September 17, 2010 9:11:37 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @nyJULZmd I might. But only as a getaway house/ unless I fail at life. You know my deal bout that. But I wouldnt last 2 secs in the boonies. | Friday, September 17, 2010 12:37:13 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Penn Station, the LIRR and NJ Transit are ass. Enjoyed your delays tonight from a little rain storm? Sucks. I got home fine on Metro North | Friday, September 17, 2010 12:35:32 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuck you you cunty assed blue screening ATI drivers. Time to spend an hr trying to solve why I blue screen when watching fuckin youtube vids | Thursday, September 16, 2010 11:14:56 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm wearing boxers, a wife beater and dress shoes. Nice. | Thursday, September 16, 2010 10:22:00 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| The Machine (Pink Floyd tribute) and Badfish (sublime tribute) 12/28 and 12/30 at BB King's in NYC! Who's the fuck in? Lets get hammered. | Thursday, September 16, 2010 10:02:40 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Pricess line from Barstool NY Scott: "You know Jorge had more HRs in his 1 at bat tonight than Cervelli has ALL year?" | Tuesday, September 14, 2010 11:49:23 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I knew those useless fuckers would blow a 6 run lead. Thye blow more than Vincent Chase. | Tuesday, September 14, 2010 9:11:51 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I am the Fucking Orioles of fantasy sports and will suck forever. GRR. Can't win my football picks, awful at baseball. Fuckin a. | Tuesday, September 14, 2010 4:15:18 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Please explain to me why my fucking display shuts the fuck off randomly and I need to hard reboot. | Monday, September 13, 2010 1:16:11 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuckin Rams... I picked them as the unlikely team to win and they almost did. GRR | Sunday, September 12, 2010 7:58:55 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Smokes love my new sunglasses. Comments walking out of the store | Saturday, September 11, 2010 12:02:47 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Yeah.. I don't like the way my second harddrive sounds... Clicks on seek. Shit gon fail in a brand new laptop. | Friday, September 10, 2010 11:34:08 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Never knew Harry Potter was black: http://twitter.com/HarryJPotterr/status/24089428745 | Friday, September 10, 2010 9:25:19 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Waspito No it's not sarcasm. It's obligatory to inform your tweeple about fine pieces of ass in your vicinity | Wednesday, September 08, 2010 9:27:47 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| WHOAAAAA. Firefox 4 with hardware acceleration!! Amazing! I just got 90FPS in browser on an HTML5 demo | Wednesday, September 08, 2010 1:52:56 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| What the f is up with Google's logo today? Crazy assed company... | Tuesday, September 07, 2010 7:49:13 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @nyJULZmd Cut out that vicodan shit. | Saturday, September 04, 2010 10:21:20 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| NICE ONE, GOOGLE: http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Techcrunch/~3/6Ep96jEM9qQ/ | Friday, September 03, 2010 6:55:37 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @SonicBlur23 Nah, not Fairfield, at work. In reply to @SonicBlur23's tweet | Friday, September 03, 2010 6:55:19 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Alcoholism warning: one beer and I need like 9 more. | Friday, September 03, 2010 6:44:14 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Gotta admit, Microsoft's HTML5 demos for IE9 are impressive but run like shit on my i7 in Chrome & Firefox. Needs moar hardware acceleration | Friday, September 03, 2010 1:50:42 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuck New Jersey, Hoboken and the path trains and use NYC for your parties next time. The level of inconvenience for me is incredible | Wednesday, September 01, 2010 1:29:18 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Annnnnnnnnd It's back | Tuesday, August 31, 2010 8:13:48 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Facebook is down? http://downforeveryoneorjustme.com/facebook.com | Tuesday, August 31, 2010 8:09:47 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuck all of y'all moving back to Fairfield now - do yourself a favor & don't graduate. Oh and good seeing you today in the big NYC, @pwcaty | Monday, August 30, 2010 11:33:46 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| My dad never gets pissed at sports. But here's a quote regarding AJ Burnett: "This guy can go fuck himself. This guy sucks" | Friday, August 27, 2010 8:24:31 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @plasma2002 Two unrelated events actually. The way I've been tweeting, it sounded like I was shitcanned, but I was scheduled to leave anyway In reply to @plasma2002's tweet | Friday, August 27, 2010 4:59:10 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| The end of an era. On to the next one. | Friday, August 27, 2010 10:19:05 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Novellabella Should have gotten an Android... The 8GB model doesn't multitask, even if it is the 3rd generation model. Apple sucks. Hate em In reply to @Novellabella's tweet | Thursday, August 26, 2010 11:16:10 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I am going to take a piss in the AH dirt pit before I leave work this week. Cross that off the bucket list. | Wednesday, August 25, 2010 7:07:13 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| The fuck is going on here? It's going to be in the 90s by the end of the weekend? Fuck that! I was enjoying the 60s | Wednesday, August 25, 2010 6:21:25 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @askmeques Neither do I. And what are you copying my tweet from yesterday? I said the same thing In reply to @askmeques's tweet | Wednesday, August 25, 2010 6:05:13 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| You know apparently I spent $590 in 10 days on "basics" and don't have any product to show for it. You know, NBD only about $600 | Wednesday, August 25, 2010 1:45:30 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Novellabella Oh you suck. You really do. Kids partying at college and I'm working 10 hours every day this week. In reply to @Novellabella's tweet | Monday, August 23, 2010 10:59:41 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Not a fan of the new Google Calendar favicon | Monday, August 23, 2010 8:36:03 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| As shitty as Entourage has been this season, tonight's episode was insane. Ari's the man | Sunday, August 22, 2010 11:03:39 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Waspito HA I don't give a crap, just breaking balls | Sunday, August 22, 2010 11:03:12 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| What the fuck is going on around here? Loud music coming from a car outside. but there was no car. | Saturday, August 21, 2010 1:33:48 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Why the fuck would they remove the alarm clock from froyo? Christ! | Friday, August 20, 2010 2:21:44 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| After working with a brand new LED backlit display, I've come to the conclusion that my laptop display is darker than a ducks shit | Thursday, August 19, 2010 8:19:11 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Wot you mean you don't like when eet burns? Eeez supposed to burn. Zat ees how you know you are dreenking | Thursday, August 19, 2010 2:05:47 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Why haven't I gotten Froyo yet? Why am I the last person ever to get this update? | Tuesday, August 17, 2010 8:46:23 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| no pie for old man jeter =( | Monday, August 16, 2010 11:01:10 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @DaveC2K9 I get a little hyper. Don't have the same feeling this year. last year was magic. Have to support them no matter what.though | Monday, August 16, 2010 9:54:11 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Everyone on the Yankees FUCKING SUCKS ASSHOLE tonight, errors, sloppy play, 0 hitting. Christ, Playing like the fucking Mets | Monday, August 16, 2010 9:13:00 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| My sunburned triangle on my face feels like alligator skin | Monday, August 16, 2010 8:44:14 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Waspito I knew some were in the works but I didn't think they were released yet. Tablets are pointless. Android is still the shit. | Monday, August 16, 2010 8:00:59 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| *I'm really not. I'm just mad that I can't get work done because of the internet outage. | Monday, August 16, 2010 5:14:28 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm going to fucking murder whoever configured those switches (Luis). For fucks sake, you don't make a lab static IPs and use ONE PATCH PORT | Monday, August 16, 2010 5:13:52 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| What the fuck does it take for me to get some froyo around here? | Sunday, August 15, 2010 2:13:56 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FROYO? | Friday, August 13, 2010 12:57:43 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| WOW. Don't try to overclock your video card by 200MHZ. Locked up and corrupted my Windows profile. Mad hacks to get it back. All recovered. | Thursday, August 12, 2010 9:08:49 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @pwcaty Nah, schools in my town. Your office looked like that when Dan moved the crap in there. You think he'd set them up? Nope. All me. | Thursday, August 12, 2010 4:37:43 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Will you fucking little shits shut the fuck up?: OMG kids piss me off so much. | Thursday, August 12, 2010 11:56:22 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Waspito And You didn't wake up with froyo. I HATE the way updates are pushed out. So slow! | Wednesday, August 11, 2010 10:44:24 AM | Twitter Web Client |
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