5975 tweets posted from Twitter Web Client
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| Tweet | Date | Source |
|---|---|---|
| The fact that we're running web servers that are joined to three different domains that don't trust one another can eat my dick. | Wednesday, October 16, 2013 3:43:08 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| New intern's gotta be the Pool's Closed meme guy's younger brother. http://t.co/Mi8gupalIB | Wednesday, October 16, 2013 9:40:01 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| ◑ ◑ ╔═╗ ║▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ╚═╝ Lol. Firing my laser. | Tuesday, October 15, 2013 9:31:34 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Three people asked me to print something for them today. Do I look like I fucking secretary? | Tuesday, October 15, 2013 5:49:56 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Just ordered this and shipped it to my office: http://t.co/Rr9q7Kchvx | Tuesday, October 15, 2013 5:04:51 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| no wonder everyone hates php. Some API shit I did in CURL from the shell in 30 secs took me 40 mins to port to php because it's convoluted | Tuesday, October 15, 2013 2:30:08 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @KFCBarstool I'm in full blown hate mode today. If you got hate in your heart let it out! #HateHateHateHate In reply to @KFCBarstool's tweet | Tuesday, October 15, 2013 1:34:22 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I hate everything today | Tuesday, October 15, 2013 1:32:38 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| New intern is probably a serial killer... | Monday, October 14, 2013 4:59:55 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| My mom just called me at work. Topics included Masters and Johnson, the carnival in my town, vacation days, my lunch and an interview | Monday, October 14, 2013 1:20:35 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Just spotted this on Reddit. I imagine this is what keeps our servers running: http://t.co/LSsEUox50w | Sunday, October 13, 2013 11:45:49 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fixing problems at #Booker: "well, then, i believe i know the issue, and that's that i need to take a tire iron to Nikolay" | Friday, October 11, 2013 4:45:15 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Firefox... Now WORSE than Internet Explorer In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Friday, October 11, 2013 1:47:36 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Statistics prove that Firefox is a fucking piece of shit. http://t.co/P02gIFqyPb | Friday, October 11, 2013 1:47:17 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| The front end dev who rips ass all the time is now talking about drinking breast milk. #THEFUCK | Friday, October 11, 2013 10:10:11 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| For sure not RT @uberfacts Cuddling with a teddy bear releases the same amount of endorphins as having sex - Putting you in a good mood. | Thursday, October 10, 2013 2:08:52 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm gassier than Gaurav today | Thursday, October 10, 2013 2:08:26 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I think I bitched so much about how many meetings we had that I'm no longer welcome, because I was uninvited from like 5 of them. | Wednesday, October 09, 2013 4:55:14 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @mozilla Firefox is a piece of shit. | Wednesday, October 09, 2013 2:25:18 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Our iOS guy is legit carving a pumpkin right now.... | Tuesday, October 08, 2013 4:29:27 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| SCRIPT EVERYTHING | Tuesday, October 08, 2013 4:24:42 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Jesus Christ Google, you suck balls. Nice error message, you redundant fuck http://t.co/a6zFL7UhgJ | Monday, October 07, 2013 10:02:36 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @KFCBarstool Not as bad as Dexter becoming a lumberjack and stealing a dead body from the morgue In reply to @KFCBarstool's tweet | Monday, October 07, 2013 1:11:42 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @smstemp You have the blood pressure of a 7 year old. Do you not eat salt? | Friday, October 04, 2013 6:18:17 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| FUCK THIS PLACE. Dry as a bone. Both kegs tapped. | Friday, October 04, 2013 5:47:04 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm in the mood to get shitfaced on margs tonight. Also, it's 3:30 and biddies are hittin' up the keg, so I'ma do the same son | Friday, October 04, 2013 3:30:08 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| shitshow: http://t.co/hWfnd8nR7i | Friday, October 04, 2013 12:59:09 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @MalJNew I'M SETTING UP FUCKING SERVERS FOR CUNTS IN PHONENIX | Thursday, October 03, 2013 9:33:34 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| THE ONLY THING I DO IS DEAL WITH MOTHERFUCKIN BROKEN SOFTWARE ALL GOD DAMN DAY. | Thursday, October 03, 2013 9:28:02 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Apple: Now just as unreliable as #booker. #503 #serverproblems #servicenotavailable http://t.co/VttnJsmFzg | Thursday, October 03, 2013 8:23:03 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| If this fucking application crashes, just one more time, I'm going to kill a kitten | Thursday, October 03, 2013 4:17:19 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| "Our CPU dashboard looks like a fucking mountain range" - My boss http://t.co/ZRA6c1AFYd | Thursday, October 03, 2013 1:19:19 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| THAT TIME THE SERVERS ARE SO FUCKED UP YOUR PHONE IS GETTING TEXTED ONCE EVERY 10 SECONDS. I SHUT IT OFF | Thursday, October 03, 2013 12:57:50 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| The first photograph ever taken looked like shit: http://t.co/hE9YJra8PF Guy should have been ashamed of the quality.... | Thursday, October 03, 2013 11:24:50 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I need to estivate. Summer is too damn hot! RT @uberfacts Sleeping through hot and dry periods like summer is called estivation. | Wednesday, October 02, 2013 4:27:15 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| My to do list is Re God Damn Diculous | Wednesday, October 02, 2013 12:46:21 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Just made my work Skype profile pic Barstool's MikeFrancesa Numbah One T-Shirt | Wednesday, October 02, 2013 12:06:20 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| MIND. BLOWN. Just found out that green and blue Monster energy drinks are the same flavor but one is low carb. OOPS | Tuesday, October 01, 2013 4:25:58 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Happy October, bitches | Tuesday, October 01, 2013 12:00:12 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| #bitches You can't get more top notch than I am. Fuck all you suits who think you know it all. | Monday, September 30, 2013 11:59:05 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Our facebook app was broken. Came home from the bar. Bitch on call had no clue. CTO said we couldn't be drunk and I fixed it anyway. SUCK IT | Monday, September 30, 2013 11:38:14 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm also gassier than Gaurav, except I don't rip ass loudly at my desk or walk around in circles creepily while methane dissipates | Monday, September 30, 2013 4:12:11 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm legit tallying the number of times Steve Lo comes to my desk. We're at 7 times for the day so far. | Monday, September 30, 2013 4:11:28 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I correlate the fact that I tweet much less and fewer batshit tweets to me no longer being a raging alcoholic. | Monday, September 30, 2013 12:52:41 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Just got an email from the CTO that today is the last day of the month. I'm going to promote you to CEO, Obvious Solutions, LLC. | Monday, September 30, 2013 9:56:26 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| You can do amazing things with curl. APIs are legitimate | Sunday, September 29, 2013 11:18:12 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| If Cashman keeps Hughes in 2014, he seriously has brain damage. Who goes 1-10 at HOME in 16 starts. BYE | Thursday, September 26, 2013 2:48:05 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| My problem with this image is that they left out the part where Firefox crashes: https://t.co/w1MP8sEzzw | Tuesday, September 24, 2013 2:32:33 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This is how my release is going, except pretend this is an ugly chick: http://t.co/EJoA2kn7E5 | Tuesday, September 24, 2013 2:27:52 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| TMobile is ready to push an OTA to the Moto X. Verizon continues to be 7 years behind in software updates. FASTER! FASTER! | Tuesday, September 24, 2013 1:53:48 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Could have sworn I heard Electric Guest- This Head I Hold playing outside, but it was just crickets. #bookertrippin #fried | Monday, September 23, 2013 8:07:56 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| For real though. How the fuck is Firefox using 2.5GB of RAM. Fuck that browser | Monday, September 23, 2013 7:51:54 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Anup, it's release night. I don't give a fuck about your Unit Test XML result parsing app you want me to integrate into the tests. Fuck off | Monday, September 23, 2013 6:09:01 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Bunch of fucking suits | Monday, September 23, 2013 2:51:14 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I FUCKING hate how corporate this fucking company has become. I cannot stand it and they can fuck themselves. | Monday, September 23, 2013 2:51:03 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I have the same ringtone on my Moto X as Ray Donovan. I'm a God damn baller. | Monday, September 23, 2013 2:01:56 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| There is no reason I would need this at this point, but if I had money to blow and it didn't matter, GIMMIE: http://t.co/kTpgZSCPn4 | Monday, September 23, 2013 10:54:34 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Google absolutely killed it with the new Nexus 7 commercial. ADORABLE http://t.co/15akjUwrWB | Sunday, September 22, 2013 10:12:13 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Someone put a dick in Carrie Underwood's mouth to shut her up. Absolute disgrace. Butchering the Beatles | Sunday, September 22, 2013 9:46:50 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @Kmarkobarstool: Boobs presented by Sofia Vergara http://t.co/J3bv1eH2Qu | Sunday, September 22, 2013 9:42:16 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| YES!! Bobby Cannavale wins! Sick role in Boardwalk Empire last season as Gyp Rosetti, although I didn't need to see your dick bro. | Sunday, September 22, 2013 9:39:59 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Been playing with the Foursquare API. I can now check in to work from the command line or script it. I usually forget to from my phone | Sunday, September 22, 2013 5:14:26 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I mean, KFC is a funny ass writer, but he can eat a bag of dicks for this tweet: https://t.co/wgPCc3OAfm | Sunday, September 22, 2013 2:48:59 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Polly wants a cracker | Sunday, September 22, 2013 11:04:24 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| First time touching Drupal modules and permissions since 2010... SUCKS. "ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" -Chris Huntley @__JLu @GadsdenMarc | Thursday, September 19, 2013 4:58:37 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| 41 mins and counting waiting on fuckin suit approval to reboot a server that will have no impact on anything. Used to make the call myself | Thursday, September 19, 2013 1:32:23 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Working at a startup (well maybe we're not anymore), this is a fascinating read about Google's early days: http://t.co/XQdmxpT71F | Thursday, September 19, 2013 12:09:16 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| #booker, where our devs spend a month optimizing the codebase and the end result is 65% worse performance.... We're awesome you guys | Wednesday, September 18, 2013 5:19:01 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @XtinaSchelin: Sweet monkey christ, why is @FogBugz breaking so hard? #sadface | Wednesday, September 18, 2013 11:38:16 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Alina = Alma Malori = Maroney According to 22 Cortland St. Fire Wardens... | Wednesday, September 18, 2013 11:38:03 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @FogCreek's On Demand FogBugz/Kiln is choking on five cocks this morning | Wednesday, September 18, 2013 11:27:15 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| My GI tract can really go fuck itself the past few weeks. This is some bullshit (literally) | Tuesday, September 17, 2013 8:05:47 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| But what the fuck is this query doing? Deleting our 900GB DB character by character? Fucking shit is running all day | Tuesday, September 17, 2013 5:22:48 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @XtinaSchelin What is your opinion of using a positive anymore? http://t.co/mjXO5boQNi | Tuesday, September 17, 2013 1:04:14 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @__JLu Sometimes I write notes to myself as tweets and search them later using my twitter app. | Monday, September 16, 2013 4:19:36 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Disable UAC: REG ADD HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\System\ /v EnableLUA /t REG_DWORD /d 00000000 /f | Monday, September 16, 2013 4:04:12 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| HOLD THE PHONE. New York State changed the licenses again? They're no longer flexible? The fuck. That was NY's signature | Monday, September 16, 2013 1:32:17 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| What in the actual fuck is wrong with skype this morning. | Monday, September 16, 2013 11:39:25 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| CUNCEL DA ROLLOUT | Monday, September 16, 2013 9:03:06 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Stein grabbed a beer. I told him I had to catch up "Yeah but this is my first one... Well, I had a 6-pack at lunch" | Friday, September 13, 2013 5:45:57 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm getting drunk tonight and playing some steel drums | Friday, September 13, 2013 5:27:41 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Had to take my wallet out of my back pocket. It was so fat with hundos, it was detracting from my ass struttin' abilities #douchebagtweet | Thursday, September 12, 2013 9:58:32 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Quote of the year, via @KFCBarstool: "Nobody really gives a shit about God and Satan. You know what people love? Fucking and Harry Potter." | Wednesday, September 11, 2013 1:40:38 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I am Zoney McZonerson today | Wednesday, September 11, 2013 12:35:15 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Mal. You can't wear that red skirt in the office and strut dat ass around without me wanting to bite it. Ya heard? | Monday, September 09, 2013 4:00:50 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This place is a fucking circus http://t.co/PfNWLxUsxC | Monday, September 09, 2013 10:57:54 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| DBAs just added an email trigger every time there's a deadlock on production. I'm getting fucking spammed. Piece of shit system... | Monday, September 09, 2013 9:11:45 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Cheers to this fucking idiot. Paid my credit card twice. Now I have a positive balance | Sunday, September 08, 2013 11:48:14 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Fantasy_Mania Football day in the office http://t.co/Wsvq0vK6uq | Friday, September 06, 2013 6:05:18 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Christ, @Lennon. Way to sneak up on me and interrupt my Facebook, Twitter, Instagram browsing. Thought the system crashed or it was my boss. | Friday, September 06, 2013 4:16:11 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuckin 95% CPU all day on our DB, fuckin deadlocks. Jesus Christ... | Friday, September 06, 2013 3:30:01 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| How awesome would it be if Putin just sucker punched Obama in the face? Fuckin Putin is an animal | Friday, September 06, 2013 11:34:38 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @ky9 But I don't like the software on the HTC One or GS4. | Thursday, September 05, 2013 9:25:17 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @ky9 I love it but if you wait a bit, you can customize its colors and the price will drop. Other good ones are the Galaxy S4 or HTC One | Thursday, September 05, 2013 9:24:36 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Might have to pull the trigger and do a bulimic on this BK I just ate.... Trust me. I'll feel better. | Thursday, September 05, 2013 12:12:50 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| At least Hughes' collapse isn't as grand as Tebow's | Wednesday, September 04, 2013 6:54:58 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL @PhilHughes65 to the bullpen. I said this a year ago bro: http://t.co/lBSLU8QiVc AND https://t.co/VHjGE6mS96 | Wednesday, September 04, 2013 6:47:11 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| They wanted to go to the bar, but I'm over here gettin hammered writing some deployment scripts for our new load balanced staging gig | Wednesday, September 04, 2013 6:38:41 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| beer and free salad... Breakfast of champions! | Wednesday, September 04, 2013 6:37:39 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @VZWSupport @__JLu Nice bot, Verizon... Now actually fix your shit so I can auto activate phones without calling a live rep In reply to @VZWSupport's tweet | Wednesday, September 04, 2013 3:08:34 PM | Twitter Web Client |