5975 tweets posted from Twitter Web Client
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| Tweet | Date | Source |
|---|---|---|
| OMG this is the sex. Gonna flash custom firmware on this bitch https://t.co/ghSBMhixra | Thursday, February 27, 2014 12:54:20 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| About to buy a $200 home router because I'm batshit crazy. Fuckin boss tho: http://t.co/c00hbhxeDw | Thursday, February 27, 2014 12:35:21 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I can't think over Gabe's constant fucking babbling | Monday, February 24, 2014 9:59:20 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| This cocksucker needs to stop asking me if I finished my scripts yet. Asking me 10 times per minute doesn't make me work faster. | Friday, February 21, 2014 12:20:01 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuckin pissed that I'm listening to McGivern babble instead of getting drunk at @SaloonNYC and watching the Olympics with @KFCBarstool | Friday, February 21, 2014 11:00:03 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Someone around here smells like fucking dog food | Thursday, February 20, 2014 11:20:19 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Verizon just sent over a Consuela to work on our fiber. Woman looks like a cleaning attendant, not a fiber installer/ tech. | Thursday, February 20, 2014 11:02:23 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| They also did this shit with the password form where it randomly assigns CSS selectors. HURR DERRR I got around it | Thursday, February 20, 2014 1:09:44 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Bitches over at dyndns delete your shit if you don't log in monthly. Wrote automation + task scheduler to auto log in every other week. WIN | Thursday, February 20, 2014 1:09:00 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Idiot: "Hey Joe, Can you get me X by tomorrow? No rush." Me: "ok" Idiot (2 hrs later): "So did you do it yet?" #FUCKOFF | Wednesday, February 19, 2014 5:24:38 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| But we decide which is right. And which is an illusion. | Sunday, February 16, 2014 9:01:49 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @XtinaSchelin I've increased the 10.0 release dumpster fire status from red hot to white hot In reply to @XtinaSchelin's tweet | Thursday, February 13, 2014 2:44:40 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| It's fucking Nigeria. This is not shocking: http://t.co/EpeeUhdxRF | Thursday, February 13, 2014 12:50:12 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I WORK HERE: http://t.co/slTYmbCBzG | Wednesday, February 12, 2014 10:41:18 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I just got back to my desk cunts. Let me catch up for a sec before you line up. #fuckoff | Tuesday, February 11, 2014 2:01:47 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| We dropped 9961 packets, but lost 0% of packets. Fucking Microsoft http://t.co/vGysr6GIng | Monday, February 10, 2014 5:17:40 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This place sux | Monday, February 10, 2014 4:14:36 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I don't want this rubber band machine gun. I NEED this rubber band machine gun: http://t.co/k1ay7q6Iax I'd get SO fired if I had this... | Thursday, February 06, 2014 4:39:24 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Love when I get alerts like this. I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT'S WRONG, GUYS http://t.co/rWX5nZ4eAR | Thursday, February 06, 2014 2:28:33 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| McGivern 2016! http://t.co/XkQlowqJAJ | Wednesday, February 05, 2014 7:16:11 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| CC: @Onethirdof3x5 @Fantasy_Mania RT @BarstoolJJ Literally not one person has ever had a bad time listening to the Ignition (Remix) In reply to @BarstoolJJ's tweet | Wednesday, February 05, 2014 4:54:12 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I have a VP who sends emails in Comic Sans. It is time to move on. | Tuesday, February 04, 2014 5:06:39 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Colin. Will you SHUT THE FUCK UP | Tuesday, February 04, 2014 10:08:09 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| bossman has a sausage pizza unattended on his desk. Trying SO hard to not pick off sausage slices... | Monday, February 03, 2014 1:33:01 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| 11% ABV beer in our office keg. We kicked it. Needless to say, we're playing football | Friday, January 31, 2014 8:27:21 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Blasting Creedence and modifying config files so we pass our audit. | Friday, January 31, 2014 4:44:09 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @KeriAHarrison @VtotheFlo Fuck a Call Me Maybe singalong to get me through Friday. Free 11% ABV beer gets me through a Friday In reply to @KeriAHarrison's tweet | Friday, January 31, 2014 4:40:17 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| COLIN: http://t.co/cenZow8Fal | Friday, January 31, 2014 4:20:01 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I mean.. Shouting out "I feel like I smell like goat cheese" out of context in the office sounds really funny to the... 12 people around you | Friday, January 31, 2014 2:08:48 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Why wont this fucking service start? | Friday, January 31, 2014 1:56:46 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Genius though. Gabe Bar - Not that there's anything wrong with it. Killer slogan. Would make bank. | Friday, January 31, 2014 1:54:49 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Gabe legit has a bar on his desk. Like 10 bottles. I call it the Gabe Bar, but he gets pissed off. Say "Gabe Bar" 5 times fast....... | Friday, January 31, 2014 1:54:21 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Honestly, I'd bang this sandwich. Grilled eggplant, goat cheese, tomato, balsamic, roasted peppers and arugula. NOMS | Friday, January 31, 2014 1:19:03 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Hey! My 2014 paycheck had $3 less taxes taken out. ZOMG THX OBAMA. Because you know, he personally controls everything here... | Friday, January 31, 2014 9:50:05 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| cocksucking time warner can't even handle a god damn voice chat without dropping | Thursday, January 30, 2014 10:00:28 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| New engineer asked me if I was sure I was using the right build server. Um yes. I've been release engineer here for 2 years. #facepalm | Thursday, January 30, 2014 4:24:18 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Broken Bells album leaked. Shit is tight | Wednesday, January 29, 2014 3:14:11 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Just typed pussy into my command prompt instead of putty.... | Wednesday, January 29, 2014 1:07:31 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| The director of UX is wearing a ridiculous outfit. This is who we hire for DESIGN? Guy looks like a fucking clown | Wednesday, January 29, 2014 10:41:44 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| They teach you to flatten your fucking organization in business school, not add layers of useless management. #justsayin | Tuesday, January 28, 2014 11:45:51 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Got invited out for free dranks by a client. They can go fuck themselves. They suck so bad, I don't want their drinks. | Tuesday, January 28, 2014 9:38:08 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Maybe they're speaking Jive #Airplane Seriously though. I can't tell if it's an accent or another language. | Monday, January 27, 2014 9:35:54 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I have a legit question. Do Jamaicans speak another language? Because out IT guys keep talking and it sounds like English but I have no clue | Monday, January 27, 2014 9:35:06 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| OMG DAVE GROHL. I HAVE THE GAY FOR HIM | Sunday, January 26, 2014 9:05:30 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Person should be assassinated: http://t.co/CYOQzexR13 | Saturday, January 25, 2014 12:21:53 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @XtinaSchelin YOU CRAY GURRRRRLLLLLLLL In reply to @XtinaSchelin's tweet | Friday, January 24, 2014 5:55:54 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @dannyrob88 better than the MTA son In reply to @dannyrob88's tweet | Friday, January 24, 2014 5:44:23 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Windows 8 weather app thinks it's 82 degrees in New York. FOR SURE NOT. It's less than the reciprocal of 82... http://t.co/Bmnk8BLp2e | Friday, January 24, 2014 5:43:31 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @XtinaSchelin: These fuckers keep up with the flashing lights, Imma go over there with the tiiiniest hammer and break each of them, whil… | Friday, January 24, 2014 11:40:52 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Bullshit in, bullshit out... Mad, so my script will contain asinine comments: #pantiesinabunchoverconfigfiles http://t.co/I4VSfuMuCL | Thursday, January 23, 2014 12:37:04 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Google auto pushed a totally busted version of Chrome Canary that doesn't even start. Idiots. https://t.co/kEPgrkpLKD | Thursday, January 23, 2014 11:25:15 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Our VP of Engineering needs to stop being a fucking pussy and sucking our client's dick. | Thursday, January 23, 2014 9:58:35 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Colin. I don't give a fuck about SQL Server 2012, certs and encryption. Shut up | Wednesday, January 22, 2014 3:49:29 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| My beard is excellent. Need the red and black lumberjack (with the hat to match) #biggie | Wednesday, January 22, 2014 1:06:32 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Colin, stop talking to me about actual work. I'm trying to use company time to work on a side project. | Tuesday, January 21, 2014 2:25:18 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Colin, shut the fuck up | Tuesday, January 21, 2014 12:10:36 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| On our lockscreen, all you have to do is view source, find the unlock function and enter it in JS console. VALIDATE IT ON BACKEND ASSHATS | Tuesday, January 21, 2014 10:00:27 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| In honor of MLK day, I share his personality: http://www.16personalities.com/infj-personality | Monday, January 20, 2014 9:45:26 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Puppies are cute tho | Monday, January 20, 2014 8:11:39 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Just realized that my part of the office is a sausagefest... #frontend and #sysops. | Monday, January 20, 2014 4:50:56 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| CTO was not pleased that I was blasting 40 Oz to Freedom on my DevOps TV | Friday, January 17, 2014 4:44:31 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I smell like something illegal and I'm at work and it's driving me crazy and i;m sure it's in my head I NEED MORE BEER | Friday, January 17, 2014 4:25:07 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| McGivern you fuckin waste. Your out of office is a joke http://t.co/Qyh2BvDpOZ | Friday, January 17, 2014 11:12:15 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Can't wait for this Broken Bells album to drop | Friday, January 17, 2014 9:35:46 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| "This is your lobby command station. A fire alarm was activated due to a smoke condition. It is a false alarm" #assholes | Thursday, January 16, 2014 12:14:48 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Had to change my tiled fuck you background to something darker because it looked way too white. Much better | Wednesday, January 15, 2014 10:22:07 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| The fuck. Twitter desktop site redesign is whack | Wednesday, January 15, 2014 10:15:50 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| LETS MIGRATE AN ENTIRE FUCKING DRUPAL INSTANCE FROM A DEBIAN BASED OS TO CENTOS IN <1 DAY YOU FUCKIN ASSHOLE | Tuesday, January 14, 2014 7:07:08 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @kerbear88 Tsk tsk. Project managers... All they do is break engineers' balls and set unrealistic expectations ;) In reply to @kerbear88's tweet | Tuesday, January 14, 2014 3:53:21 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| WHOA. Facebook developer console changed SO much since I last used it | Tuesday, January 14, 2014 3:52:05 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Bold move by our recruiter. Straight up asked one of my engineers how his lady situation was doing and winked at him #shewantsthedick | Tuesday, January 14, 2014 1:04:35 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I fucking hate this shit | Tuesday, January 14, 2014 11:24:26 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm about to pull a Billy Walsh on this rollout and Booker | Tuesday, January 14, 2014 10:24:41 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Our rollouts suck dick | Tuesday, January 14, 2014 9:28:52 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| kevin. stop fuckin sneezing. | Friday, January 10, 2014 2:49:55 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Gabe, shut the fuck up about Hennessy. Talking about it for the past 10 mins like he's the connoisseur of all alcohol. You're also white. | Thursday, January 09, 2014 4:47:15 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Our API documentation looks like a drunk rest stop bathroom attendant took Twitter bootstrap and threw up all over the webpage | Thursday, January 09, 2014 3:05:51 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @MalJNew what up stripes | Wednesday, January 08, 2014 5:53:04 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Gabe, I don't give a fuck about how you keep a Windows XP VM around.. Shut up | Wednesday, January 08, 2014 11:17:59 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| 9 degrees out and I'm sweating balls at my desk and have a fan on | Tuesday, January 07, 2014 5:12:05 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| FYI. My ass looks studly today in dem jeans #DATASS | Tuesday, January 07, 2014 3:01:28 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I FUCKING HOPE SO TOO, DUDE http://t.co/pQvhBIQpyJ | Tuesday, January 07, 2014 9:17:12 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Back from vacation. Build server crashed again. | Monday, January 06, 2014 2:26:42 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I think I just broke Foursquare. | Friday, December 27, 2013 2:02:54 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Coworker said he wished the system didn't crash without me. I fucking hope so too bro (plus, don't bother me) | Friday, December 27, 2013 1:09:09 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Vacation responder on and work email push notifications disabled. Don't wanna know anything. PEACE OUT biddies. | Friday, December 27, 2013 1:07:34 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Hungry as fuck, obviously, due to feeble meals served over the past few days. TV dinners and leftovers go perfectly around Christmas #thefuk | Thursday, December 26, 2013 11:11:56 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @MalJNew Suck it. My TV dinner was AWESOME, you guys | Thursday, December 26, 2013 9:08:49 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Colin finally bounced for lunch. Going to the fuckin bar. | Thursday, December 26, 2013 1:10:47 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Clune's bringing Shiner back into the office. I hope he bites McGivern | Thursday, December 26, 2013 10:43:00 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Just poured myself a whiskey. | Thursday, December 26, 2013 10:10:53 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Per Alina, my command prompt is now purple. Black and white was too boring @maljnew #ThoughtOfTheDay | Thursday, December 26, 2013 10:10:15 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Haven't done JACK SHIT yet today | Thursday, December 26, 2013 9:47:53 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Backhanded comment from TK on my sweatpants #eatadick.info | Thursday, December 26, 2013 8:48:56 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| If you don't think I'm wearing sweatpants to the office tomorrow, then you're mistaken. Gonna be a whopping 5 people there. | Thursday, December 26, 2013 12:37:12 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Pearl Jam's Ten craclkin' away on Vinyl tho | Tuesday, December 24, 2013 2:49:07 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Just hid the stupid ass Flash copy to clipboard button on mobile devices for my twitter app. mobile doesnt have flash asswipe | Tuesday, December 24, 2013 1:36:00 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @MalJNew Kevin McCallister for President | Monday, December 23, 2013 1:15:07 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Have to poop and an in the middle of a rollout #ReleaseEngineerProblems | Monday, December 23, 2013 1:13:05 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| PJ day in the office and I'm wearing a onesie... How am I supposed to poop? Strip down in a stall? | Monday, December 23, 2013 12:38:34 PM | Twitter Web Client |