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Welp, foursquare is all jacked http://t.co/CLySkoNCKV Tuesday, July 22, 2014 1:42:28 PMTwitter Web Client
Signal loss their fuckin ass. It magically corrected itself... Probably wanted to send a guy here to dick around and say he fixed it Tuesday, July 22, 2014 9:13:08 AMTwitter Web Client
Time Warner speeds dropped. They say I have signal loss. The fuck. They rewired my shit 3 months ago. Fuckers Tuesday, July 22, 2014 8:33:29 AMTwitter Web Client
Modified Iron Mountain's deposit form. Dare me to send this in? #useaPDFbro #DATASS http://t.co/tPgFDcYEUz Monday, July 21, 2014 12:34:25 PMTwitter Web Client
@kerbear88 We are. Everyone good is bouncing like "f this noise" I highly don't recommend it
In reply to @kerbear88's tweet
Monday, July 21, 2014 10:25:45 AMTwitter Web Client
When I pointed the DB connection to nothing, it fixed it. For fuck's sake our app is such a piece of shit. Sunday, July 20, 2014 11:27:47 PMTwitter Web Client
So I had a server maintenance tonight to swap out config files to prep for go-live. App broke. (see next tweet) Sunday, July 20, 2014 11:27:24 PMTwitter Web Client
We just hired someone named Lynzi. Pretty sure this is the West Virginia way of spelling Lindsay Sunday, July 20, 2014 10:02:03 PMTwitter Web Client
Google sucks. Why is it god damn impossible to find the video manager on youtube? Where is the shit I uploaded assholes? Saturday, July 19, 2014 2:34:10 AMTwitter Web Client
Google needs to fix this fucking hangouts bug on Android, filed by yours truly. Drives me BATSHIT. https://t.co/cvxgvSRkfs Saturday, July 19, 2014 2:31:28 AMTwitter Web Client
my batch scripts tell it like it is http://t.co/HvSGHC22sN Thursday, July 17, 2014 1:16:33 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @KFCBarstool: I'm no aviation navigator but you probably shouldn't fly planes over places where people shoot down planes. Thursday, July 17, 2014 12:55:07 PMTwitter Web Client
Fantastic news! Bugs I filed in 2010 are just being resolved now Thursday, July 17, 2014 12:54:35 PMTwitter Web Client
Protip: Do not watch this video at work and expect NOT to lose your shit in hysteric fits... https://t.co/MRPWdUnBpj Thursday, July 17, 2014 9:06:54 AMTwitter Web Client
Boss just proved me wrong in an email. Almost replied "Sorry that my superior brain cannot comprehend poorly designed systems" Wednesday, July 16, 2014 3:22:36 PMTwitter Web Client
@DowntownNYC Lower Manhattan is a fucking shithole Wednesday, July 16, 2014 2:45:40 PMTwitter Web Client
Our churn is so high, I hope Comcast fired this customer support douche. Would fit right in here @ Booker: https://t.co/mP43ZtlL5l Wednesday, July 16, 2014 11:01:02 AMTwitter Web Client
Note to anyone who wakes me up for a non prod incident: Don't do it or I'll shit on your desk Wednesday, July 16, 2014 10:20:39 AMTwitter Web Client
Oncall guy yesterday was woken up because QA was down for scheduled maintenance. Fucking morons Wednesday, July 16, 2014 10:20:01 AMTwitter Web Client
They try to manage it through their site, but it's slow as hell. I'd rather build an app, forward ports and send CURL requests through.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, July 15, 2014 2:03:11 PMTwitter Web Client
My DLink Smart Plug (http://t.co/mFEtrFJ2YT) runs lighttpd. Their management interface sux. I will sniff traffic and figure out their API Tuesday, July 15, 2014 2:00:45 PMTwitter Web Client
Denis is blasting Russian metal at obnoxious volumes Tuesday, July 15, 2014 11:39:19 AMTwitter Web Client
Rule: 1002 fired (level 2) -> "Unknown problem somewhere in the system."

Really useful. Fucking OSSEC alerts... 		Friday, July 11, 2014 5:24:50 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @XtinaSchelin: Accept that you will never be as excited as this guy.
Focus - Hocus Pocus: http://youtu.be/RFDW9b_ejfI via @YouTube 		Thursday, July 10, 2014 2:39:34 PMTwitter Web Client
Why is the whole tech industry jizzing about Android smartwatches? I like Android, but fuckin A, this isn't that cool Thursday, July 10, 2014 1:22:31 PMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu @kerbear88 OMG. I remember back in the day when carriers crippled the ability for mp3s to be used as ringtones
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Thursday, July 10, 2014 11:59:40 AMTwitter Web Client
I AM GOING TO PUNCH SOMEONE IN THE FACE TODAY BECAUSE OF THIS FUCKING SHITHOLE #BOOKER Thursday, July 10, 2014 10:52:34 AMTwitter Web Client
Company got a Pluralsight license. If you think I'm doing anything other than taking as many free trainings as possible, you're mistaken Wednesday, July 09, 2014 11:16:35 AMTwitter Web Client
Lol. Brazil's goalie is bad Tuesday, July 08, 2014 4:42:51 PMTwitter Web Client
Fixed my cousin's dead hard drive by putting it in the freezer LIKE A BOSS. For real, that shit actually works (pending it's not an SSD) Sunday, July 06, 2014 10:39:53 AMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito I don't like the Galaxy line. End of summer, wait for a Moto X+1 or get an iPhone 6
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Thursday, July 03, 2014 9:23:51 AMTwitter Web Client
Who is this Clownface emailing my boss. We don't even know this guy. http://t.co/CjLFDqziih Wednesday, July 02, 2014 5:35:08 PMTwitter Web Client
The Yankees fuckin suuuuuucccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk Wednesday, July 02, 2014 4:27:16 PMTwitter Web Client
Speaking of Jay, gotta love his Chinese Wisdom http://t.co/EbJ2RZZCrd Wednesday, July 02, 2014 11:31:40 AMTwitter Web Client
I am SO tempted to send this dev dude Jay a bug ticket and at the end be like "That shit cray. Ain't it Jay?" Wednesday, July 02, 2014 11:29:16 AMTwitter Web Client
Gotta love the wit and wisdom of @XtinaSchelin. I love when I see ridiculous shit in Active Directory http://t.co/oQkILIPizv Wednesday, July 02, 2014 11:25:41 AMTwitter Web Client
If you can't open a CSV in Excel, you shouldn't be working at a tech company, you guys. Tuesday, July 01, 2014 3:22:25 PMTwitter Web Client
My boss yelled at this other engineer because he sent a let me google that for you link to a dev who couldn't open a csv in Excel Tuesday, July 01, 2014 3:21:48 PMTwitter Web Client
Fucking Drupal: https://t.co/XUI4tQj7bX). Tuesday, July 01, 2014 1:37:43 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck this noise. I had enough of everyone's bullshit so I just did a hostile takeover of some unused office and am now locked in like a boss Monday, June 30, 2014 4:55:53 PMTwitter Web Client
We are going to have a generation of ignorami if moron politicians who believe in creationist shit make laws to teach idiot common core math Monday, June 30, 2014 1:28:09 PMTwitter Web Client
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS MATH? Use number bonds to help you skip-count by seven by making 10 or adding to the ones. e.g., 7 + 7 = 10 + 4 = ? Monday, June 30, 2014 1:26:39 PMTwitter Web Client
TICKETMASTER IS THE FUCKING WORST Monday, June 30, 2014 3:03:19 AMTwitter Web Client
If I smell Jack Daniels, I'll straight up vomit on the spot. Friday, June 27, 2014 11:36:36 AMTwitter Web Client
Tonight is Sam's going away party. This is going to get reaaaaaallllll sloppy. If I pee on you, I apologize in advance. Thursday, June 26, 2014 6:20:54 PMTwitter Web Client
In case you're interested in how i fixed what I was bitchin about before, https://t.co/7guW2Ltw9W
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, June 26, 2014 2:02:53 PMTwitter Web Client
The Windows command line is fucking convoluted. https://t.co/odTrJlwuhS Shit takes like .5 seconds in Python or bash Thursday, June 26, 2014 1:40:22 PMTwitter Web Client
ESPN can't handle all the traffic lolz. Need a devops engineer? Thursday, June 26, 2014 12:12:04 PMTwitter Web Client
"it occurs to me that sysops is sort of a sausagefest" - @XtinaSchelin Wednesday, June 25, 2014 4:41:48 PMTwitter Web Client
Trying to use curl on the Windows command line is a bitch and a half. Works in 2 seconds in cygwin... Convoluted ass syntax on windows. Tuesday, June 24, 2014 11:38:28 AMTwitter Web Client
I was an asshole not to see this: http://t.co/jn1681Gbc6 Could have gone too Monday, June 23, 2014 11:57:18 AMTwitter Web Client
Morons over at Foursquare question my supreme QA skills. Clear my cache and cookies bro? Really? READ THE TICKET http://t.co/rIecwJakFx Wednesday, June 18, 2014 2:32:48 PMTwitter Web Client
Just tried to change the category of my company on Foursquare from Tech Startup to Circus. Let's see if another superuser approves Tuesday, June 17, 2014 12:38:47 PMTwitter Web Client
I find it hysterical that I was out for days and 10 people couldn't figure something out I just fixed in 30 seconds #FAIL Monday, June 16, 2014 1:06:34 PMTwitter Web Client
Am I the only person in the world who doesn't give a fuck about the world cup? Monday, June 16, 2014 12:58:52 PMTwitter Web Client
If you pronounce it Jinx, you're an asshole @H9RBSjs Debate of the day: "Engine X" vs. "Jinx": What is the correct pronunciation of "nginx"?
In reply to @H9RBSjs's tweet
Monday, June 16, 2014 12:13:22 PMTwitter Web Client
Our software's such a piece of shit this infographic went out in the weekly round up. I kid you not... http://t.co/2IW0NsUlBd Monday, June 16, 2014 9:49:02 AMTwitter Web Client
I've got this new dev trying to explain to me how some app works. Except, he doesn't realize I wrote said app 2 years ago. #Fail Wednesday, June 11, 2014 5:02:55 PMTwitter Web Client
Cuncel da build system http://t.co/R6ttXvICSE Wednesday, June 11, 2014 10:01:55 AMTwitter Web Client
"Hi. The build system sucks. Please rearchitect it from scratch"

#die 		Tuesday, June 10, 2014 5:09:47 PMTwitter Web Client
Our marketing department just sent a company-wide email saying we improved our SEO and to Google us and click on ads. Um... That costs $$$ Tuesday, June 10, 2014 8:23:37 AMTwitter Web Client
Some fucker just put a dump of our entire company website database in the site's web root. For fuck's sake. Wednesday, June 04, 2014 5:30:11 PMTwitter Web Client
"hey Joe, if I wanted [version on QA], do I need to open servicedesk ticket? Give you $5? Blow John? what's the process now?" Wednesday, June 04, 2014 2:42:59 PMTwitter Web Client
That's it folks! I've just cuncelled my company. CUNCEL. They are finished. Tuesday, June 03, 2014 5:17:34 PMTwitter Web Client
Cross training an engineer on the rollouts. His response: "Dude, this is infuriating. No wonder you're mad all the time" #iquitsoon Tuesday, June 03, 2014 4:31:02 PMTwitter Web Client
If I submit this to our piece of shit ticketing system, you think anyone will even read this? Work with incompetents http://t.co/x6Fya9zY4n Monday, June 02, 2014 5:29:05 PMTwitter Web Client
Two of my engineers have been spending 40 minutes investigating a false alarm. JESUS CHRIST GET ME OUT OF HERE Monday, June 02, 2014 3:53:33 PMTwitter Web Client
How do I filter iOS 8 shit out of my news reader because I don't give a fuck Monday, June 02, 2014 3:20:42 PMTwitter Web Client
So fuck that noise. I'm going on twitter and barstool the rest of the day. Monday, June 02, 2014 3:17:01 PMTwitter Web Client
I hope this fucking place burns to the ground. Why do I even bother making suggestions when they get rudely shot down and my idea is better Monday, June 02, 2014 3:16:35 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm gonna fuckin punch someone in the face today. Monday, June 02, 2014 3:13:18 PMTwitter Web Client
Asked bossman to update a support ticket with more info I researched. he said no, I should do it. I don't have access to the ticket. FUCK U Monday, June 02, 2014 10:13:50 AMTwitter Web Client
One of my Russians told me the following: "You either drink and smoke, or you die healthy" apparently the expression is catchier in Russian. Thursday, May 29, 2014 10:04:08 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin guy is over at our desks every 5 minutes asking for progress and giving new tasks. How is anything supposed to get finished? Wednesday, May 28, 2014 5:22:15 PMTwitter Web Client
My boss and I simultaneously screaming at the director of Engineering was fantastic. Wednesday, May 28, 2014 5:21:49 PMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu I don't see how they're that good. Just utterly ridiculous. If it makes people smile, my job is done...
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Wednesday, May 28, 2014 1:35:13 PMTwitter Web Client
My boy Pat is a degenerate. Regarding the server maintenance, he sent the best email. "they're like fuck that noise" http://t.co/cgBdX3jxvS Tuesday, May 27, 2014 9:54:03 AMTwitter Web Client
Fucking Time Warner. I logged in on your ISP assholes, you can't even detect me? http://t.co/wwb38JCGwu Saturday, May 24, 2014 2:41:29 PMTwitter Web Client
Let me kick it to you a little something like this: I'd rather be a subway performer than to work in this corporate assed startup Thursday, May 22, 2014 10:05:35 AMTwitter Web Client
The golden rule to determine whether or not two coworkers are banging is: if there's the slightest suspicion, then yes, they're banging Wednesday, May 21, 2014 5:06:16 PMTwitter Web Client
So the frontend intern and product intern are fucking, right? My coworkers fucking radar is 100% on point. Wednesday, May 21, 2014 5:04:52 PMTwitter Web Client
Foo Fighters are putting all their shit on SoundCloud. Yeah DAVE. (PS I buy foo records, so whatever) https://t.co/pf3lfnX74j Tuesday, May 20, 2014 5:19:47 PMTwitter Web Client
This kid's a stud. He's obviously going straight for the pussy: http://t.co/J1500tnaeI Tuesday, May 20, 2014 4:37:43 PMTwitter Web Client
Cut me off and shut me up? Fine. I won't talk to you the rest of the day. Fuck off Tuesday, May 20, 2014 3:27:53 PMTwitter Web Client
Closing out old abandoned tickets. Very tempted to close them all with "Don't give a fuck about your bitch ass request, ho" Tuesday, May 20, 2014 12:51:17 PMTwitter Web Client
Listening to Wasting Light and OMG DAVE GROHL. Missed this album Tuesday, May 20, 2014 12:47:40 PMTwitter Web Client
Colin. Shut the fuck up. Jesus Christ. Hasn't shut his trap all morning since I walked in. I don't even give a fuck about your jibber jabber Tuesday, May 20, 2014 11:27:35 AMTwitter Web Client
This is the jokeshop who manages our DBAs, yet refuses to make decisions... It's time to move on... http://t.co/czl6iBzm4Z Friday, May 16, 2014 5:01:52 PMTwitter Web Client
"You made me look like a freak in front of J Lo" - Jennifer Lawrence.... Girl, we know you're already a freak. https://t.co/KUlcRBOWpg Friday, May 16, 2014 1:34:55 PMTwitter Web Client
Actual Metro North poster... Very poor wording. Delays DO happen often, and I'm never glad. Fuckers. http://t.co/Y98iLV2LBf Friday, May 16, 2014 2:00:58 AMTwitter Web Client
On the phone with Time Warner Cable. Blood pressure is slowly increasing Thursday, May 15, 2014 8:13:42 PMTwitter Web Client
OMG New Foo Fighters this fall and a 8 part mini series on HBO. vnsldkbgaslkgnas djbaskhdbvaskldbfaklsdjbgaksjdbf #DAVEGROHL #OBSESSED Thursday, May 15, 2014 8:04:05 PMTwitter Web Client
Someone needs to run McGivern over with a bulldozer Wednesday, May 14, 2014 4:50:20 PMTwitter Web Client
This meeting tho http://t.co/Dtf9yP0LHx Wednesday, May 14, 2014 4:46:27 PMTwitter Web Client
[10:57:24 AM] CLICK CLICK BOOM
[10:57:35 AM] that song is the anthem of our platform 		Wednesday, May 14, 2014 10:57:52 AMTwitter Web Client
FUCKIN COCKSUCKERS I SUCK AT MY FUCKING JOB. Tuesday, May 13, 2014 5:00:13 PMTwitter Web Client
Rollin down the street, smokin indo, shuttin off DNS Tuesday, May 13, 2014 11:25:51 AMTwitter Web Client
Anyone else ever roll prod code directly from the shitter? #TMI? Basically how I feel about this place. ;) Tuesday, May 13, 2014 8:29:05 AMTwitter Web Client
Verizon sucks a dick at 3G - 4G handoffs. The fuck does 3G still even exist anymore. Such nonsense Monday, May 12, 2014 8:46:49 PMTwitter Web Client
Not to be a cocky asshole or anything, but when I actually ran shit in this joint instead of the idiot suits, the shit hit the fan less. Monday, May 12, 2014 4:51:42 PMTwitter Web Client