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| Tweet | Date | Source |
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| Weezer's new album is generic and mediocre. Maybe one good song. The rest are just eh | Friday, October 10, 2014 12:20:01 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| https://t.co/O67TDlpc7S hsjdfhakjsdfhakdsfhlaskdfhalskdfjhalsfkdjh OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG | Friday, October 10, 2014 11:09:45 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Powershell is pissing me off. If it formats the output to a table, how do I get one value's string so I can use it later? | Thursday, October 09, 2014 10:49:19 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I don't care if I was interviewing @Pontifex at Sirius. If Dave Grohl walked by, I'd run right after him, mid-interview @RockNationRadio | Thursday, October 09, 2014 9:33:42 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Hyper-V is the worst piece of shit hypervisor there is. The management of it is the most convoluted | Wednesday, October 08, 2014 3:28:04 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Cloudflare is a really shitty CDN | Wednesday, October 08, 2014 9:23:50 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Was about to get a coffee and the entire NYPD walked in front of me with complex orders. WELP | Tuesday, October 07, 2014 11:21:01 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| AIN'T NOBODY BREAKING UP MY PARTY | Friday, October 03, 2014 10:14:31 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| "Ain't nobody good with reports, B" -Edgar | Friday, October 03, 2014 10:08:15 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Paid for coffee with @googlewallet on my Moto X and got funny looks. I'm sure if I used Apple Pay, it would've been fine. | Friday, October 03, 2014 10:03:43 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @__JLu Public again | Friday, October 03, 2014 10:03:29 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| It shouldn't take 5 minutes to cross Broadway because they're backing up bulldozers and digging the streets up forEVAR | Friday, October 03, 2014 10:01:30 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| And hours later after continually dismissing what I said, I was right. #morons | Wednesday, October 01, 2014 1:01:29 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Suits who are overly scared of getting hacked and enable untested, unproven WAF technology with all the highest security settings in prod | Wednesday, October 01, 2014 12:41:34 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Refreshing pages to see content updates is so 1999, you guys. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Wednesday, October 01, 2014 10:48:40 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Gmail pet peeve: If you delete a draft, the UI doesn't instantly update to remove it. Going on for > 1 YEAR. Come on @gmail #googlefail | Wednesday, October 01, 2014 10:48:16 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @ky9 I thoroughly enjoy reading your students' cray cray quotes | Tuesday, September 30, 2014 5:57:36 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| http://t.co/icxfqROr0r | Tuesday, September 30, 2014 11:54:48 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| If you spend a half billion dollars in the offseason and miss the playoffs, you're a miserable failure, you guys. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, September 30, 2014 10:15:11 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Conference call in one ear. Snoop (Lion?) in the other. Doggystyle | Friday, September 26, 2014 3:41:44 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| LOL DRUPAL. So glad I washed my hands of that bullshit. So much drama between Marketing and SysOps because Drupal BLOWS. | Friday, September 26, 2014 3:18:06 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Colin. Shut your pompous mouth | Tuesday, September 23, 2014 12:37:53 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm so allergic to fucking cats that when the dude next to me walked in, I sneezed 5 times | Tuesday, September 23, 2014 10:13:53 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Coworker discussion with X: [4:54:37 PM] Xtina: and [he] doesn't talk like he deepthroated a bullhorn" | Monday, September 22, 2014 4:54:22 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| We've got this Selenium guy who just cant fucking write tests that work for shit. So. Many. False. Positives. Bro get your life together. | Friday, September 19, 2014 5:22:32 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| "Have you ever gone and Facebook and been like 'FUCK, THEIR CPU SEEMS KINDA HIGH?' No, you say 'Facebook is slow today'" -@BadPointer #32pac | Friday, September 19, 2014 2:33:34 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| #hatehatehate | Friday, September 19, 2014 9:26:51 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I just walked in and everyone is pissing me off already. Please explain how I get 3 bugs assigned to me before 6AM | Friday, September 19, 2014 9:20:56 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Playing dos games while I wait on this deployment. #causemylifeisdopeandidodopeshit | Wednesday, September 17, 2014 9:59:38 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| LOL lets make changes to our payment processing and not test it before we release it to all our clients | Wednesday, September 17, 2014 9:27:44 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| The management where I work are bigger bumbling idiots than Jim Dolan and his kazoo band | Tuesday, September 16, 2014 5:32:30 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| These jag offs literally can't do anything without me | Tuesday, September 16, 2014 4:01:10 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Is it October 17th yet? Need my Sonic Highways fix. DAVE COME AT ME | Tuesday, September 16, 2014 3:50:27 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Nice Drupal favicon on the new corporate website, asshats | Monday, September 15, 2014 12:51:26 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Where I work, we put bad code under our pillows at night and expect the bug fairy to fix it. | Monday, September 15, 2014 11:15:17 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Find it hysterical that there's a show called black-ish. Gonna create a show called The Whities and see how the crowd reacts to that one... | Monday, September 15, 2014 10:37:11 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @kerbear88 Would murder them if they put heat on my train this early. In reply to @kerbear88's tweet | Monday, September 15, 2014 9:47:11 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Testing! | Sunday, September 14, 2014 7:25:51 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Cuncel da release | Sunday, September 14, 2014 5:17:47 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Asked a dev which DB tables we log certain info to. The response: "Various tables" | Friday, September 12, 2014 2:45:59 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm not paying any attention to this Skype call whatsoever. Zero. #uselessmeetings | Wednesday, September 10, 2014 10:46:32 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Misquoted in the office today, talking about smartphone size "Yours doesn't feel as good in the hand as mine does" | Tuesday, September 09, 2014 6:05:13 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Yeahhhhh. Not carrying myself too well you guys. Bossman just said I was being too loud.#amaturehour | Thursday, August 28, 2014 5:27:47 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Pretty sure I smell like a brewery to anyone I keep running my mouth to. because I'm talking A LOT. My boss is laughing at me. HE KNOWS | Thursday, August 28, 2014 5:10:40 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I am sick of hearing this guy's fucking voice on conference calls. Die in a bus fire. | Thursday, August 28, 2014 4:36:51 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Need moar tito's shots | Thursday, August 28, 2014 4:02:46 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Accidentally took a 2 hr lunch and hung out with this older degenerate at the bar. | Thursday, August 28, 2014 4:02:23 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Killed a moth like a boss right as it was sliding under my closet door to eat my suits. | Thursday, August 28, 2014 1:55:00 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| FINE PRINT THO: "In addition, you hereby grant Bank of America and its service providers a limited power of attorney" NO NO NO DECLINE!! | Thursday, August 28, 2014 1:41:28 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Haters gon hate, but this is GOOD SHIT http://t.co/vvdRiSyJgV | Wednesday, August 27, 2014 10:29:13 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Set WshShell = createObject("Wscript.Shell") do WshShell.Run "C:\AnnoyingMusic.mp3", 0 wscript.sleep 268000 loop | Wednesday, August 27, 2014 8:55:47 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| What in the actual fuck did Google do to the fonts in Chrome 37. For fucks sake. | Wednesday, August 27, 2014 5:30:30 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Asked the Director of Engineering when code freeze was. He didn't know. #facepalm | Wednesday, August 27, 2014 10:08:23 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| quote of the day via @XtinaSchelin: "We knit something together using unicorn hair and wishes?" #BOOKER | Friday, August 22, 2014 4:57:30 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Protip: If you put the ice in 3 seconds before dumping the water on your head, it's too warm and you're a pussy | Friday, August 22, 2014 2:09:34 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @RMerlinDev Since I updated to 376.45, I cannot use Filezilla to SFTP the router. This used to work, now it throws exitcode 127. Ideas? | Tuesday, August 19, 2014 5:28:40 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Girls Gone Wild: Gaza Striptease. Get me a camera crew. STAT. | Friday, August 15, 2014 10:58:19 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This week on Facebook: People dumping ice water on themselves | Friday, August 15, 2014 5:31:42 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @LennonImagine Not complaining at all. At 48 PTO per year, this is THE BEST JARB EVAR In reply to @LennonImagine's tweet | Friday, August 15, 2014 5:06:40 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Guy next to me was blasting dubstep all day in his headphones. The one time I accidentally let some air out, he's not listening #fail | Friday, August 15, 2014 5:01:11 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| A test or two... | Friday, August 15, 2014 2:36:19 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| So is it normal to be accruing 2 days of vacation every 15 day pay period? Why do I even bother coming in so much? | Friday, August 15, 2014 12:05:49 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Pretty intense screaming match going on between our Russian SysOps guy and TMobile customer support. I'd hate to be that rep.... | Thursday, August 14, 2014 5:41:30 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I MUST Buy Sonic Highways on Vinyl: http://t.co/NJMUEUqUZn Those album covers tho | Thursday, August 14, 2014 4:35:53 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @dannyrob88 What the fuck is #etvbtt and why do you tweet it 95 times a day? | Wednesday, August 13, 2014 2:49:24 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| In case you ever wanted to know why an exclamation point is called a bang: http://t.co/aQyyW7DNyy | Wednesday, August 13, 2014 2:47:54 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Not listening to anything these morons say in this meeting because it's just a fight about branching and environments... every time. | Monday, August 11, 2014 3:18:40 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| https://t.co/cKhGQGMqcv @Fantasy_Mania | Monday, August 11, 2014 3:03:55 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Have a question to everyone doing the ice bucket challenge. Why do you put in the ice 2 seconds before dumping it? It's still warm assholes | Saturday, August 09, 2014 9:27:40 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Colin hasn't stopped talking for 20 minutes straight. Go to Japan already | Thursday, August 07, 2014 11:27:15 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Do you think the ice on Pluto is soft or crunchy? | Thursday, August 07, 2014 2:34:57 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Doing a rollout in a pitch dark room with a thinklight shining down on me. It's like camping, but for geeks (i keeeeeed) | Wednesday, August 06, 2014 11:35:12 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| In Newwww Yorkkkkk. Concrete jungle where trains are infested with bugs and verminnnnn there's nothing you can dooooo http://t.co/AD3QCUtH3k | Wednesday, August 06, 2014 3:32:48 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Coworker just brought in donuts. Is he Dexter Morgan? | Wednesday, August 06, 2014 9:44:41 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Bossman is currently bitching at me about an error that HE caused. Still my fault somehow though. | Tuesday, August 05, 2014 12:35:31 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Why the fuck am I on call again. Wasn't I just on call? | Monday, August 04, 2014 5:51:10 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Colin. Shut up about CloudFlare. I'm trying to write some scripts. | Friday, August 01, 2014 2:58:16 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Maybe if this guy prays harder, his real user monitoring tests will stop failing. | Friday, August 01, 2014 1:23:02 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Can I go home now? | Wednesday, July 30, 2014 4:54:57 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| DERP: $x=shell_exec($_GET['yay']); | Wednesday, July 30, 2014 4:50:40 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I think I have the most ridiculous twitter account in all of the land | Wednesday, July 30, 2014 1:38:43 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Now they're praising my coffeemaking skills #baristo #madskills #cray | Wednesday, July 30, 2014 1:23:58 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Doubting Colin kept telling me it was my fault the build broke and I was like nah dude your drive is full. #relax | Wednesday, July 30, 2014 1:22:14 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| 1. Who's the dick who took the last of the office coffee without making a refill pot | Wednesday, July 30, 2014 1:10:18 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I keep going on and an on about water filtration pitchers... | Wednesday, July 30, 2014 1:00:04 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Colin. Shut the fuck up. | Wednesday, July 30, 2014 12:56:32 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| The Director of Engineering legit roams around the office like a creepster on Skype calls with his bluetooth headset. Bro, for srs? | Wednesday, July 30, 2014 12:52:24 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Oh man.. I have absolutely no business being at my desk right now and everyone is asking me 5 million questions and has 20 problems | Wednesday, July 30, 2014 12:39:07 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Wait... Isn't Peter Pan a dude? Why is this chick playing him? http://t.co/b1x3bN6yIR #dafuq | Wednesday, July 30, 2014 11:24:10 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Didn't leave for work yet. You woke me up at 6:30 tho. #sorrynotsorry | Wednesday, July 30, 2014 11:20:56 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Gotta protect those illegal immigrants from getting kicked out on taxpayer's nickle and dime! You GO NYC! http://t.co/GBsOtQrg6x | Tuesday, July 29, 2014 11:43:59 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Really want to get those $1 garlic knots downstairs, but It'll be like $1.08 with tax and I don't want to break $2 and have a ton of coins | Tuesday, July 29, 2014 5:28:58 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @Frankalankster: Don't be the person someone else wants you to be. They still won't like you and they'll lose respect for you. Be you. F… | Tuesday, July 29, 2014 5:03:37 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @__JLu @MalJNew Believe it or not, my job tweet complaints are valid. | Tuesday, July 29, 2014 5:01:21 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Colin: "I made a bash script to loop through a list of init scripts and kick the services that aren't started. I call it kickinit" | Tuesday, July 29, 2014 5:00:10 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Used a business card to fix my spacebar, which was not working when pressed on the left corner because the leverage wire's jacked #LikeABoss | Tuesday, July 29, 2014 2:04:36 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Just realized that my settings marked my images as sensitive. This is not the case, so I removed it. | Tuesday, July 29, 2014 9:26:01 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| AT MY SIGNAL, UNLEASH HELL @Fantasy_Mania @tomwcleary @Onethirdof3x5 @Lessard_Eric #fm14 (see y'all tomorrow) | Saturday, July 26, 2014 12:23:36 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| The fuck does this guy want at 5:40 on a summer Friday... Can't you see this is dedicated Reddit time? | Friday, July 25, 2014 5:38:49 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @MalJNew just referred to WalMart as Wally World. #Murica | Tuesday, July 22, 2014 4:55:26 PM | Twitter Web Client |