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@DevNestNate @stoolpresidente http://t.co/gLHER4AGXr Pleeeeaseeeee fix the feeds. It makes me click to the site anyway so I still see ads
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, March 13, 2015 11:54:22 AMTwitter Web Client
Why are Barstool's RSS feeds jacked? XML parse error: http://t.co/XSH3XYbW5R @DevNestNate @stoolpresidente Friday, March 13, 2015 10:53:22 AMTwitter Web Client
So tired of everyone complaining about slow dev environments, sending tickets to the wrong alias, and idiocy in general Friday, March 13, 2015 10:29:38 AMTwitter Web Client
Just about in bed and this cocksucking platform starts throwing alerts Friday, March 13, 2015 2:02:22 AMTwitter Web Client
'Murica http://t.co/fD8ToIorxb Friday, March 13, 2015 1:07:55 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm not sad about Google Code going away because half the people using it redirected to @github or used it to mirror some other repository Thursday, March 12, 2015 9:59:17 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm not even shitting you. We have a Potatoes team and we just told our client that we have the Potatoes working on it. Wednesday, March 11, 2015 10:52:23 AMTwitter Web Client
I'd be reeeeaaaaal confident if a vendor sent me this email "We're looping in the Potatoes team to help diagnose and identify a fix" Wednesday, March 11, 2015 10:51:00 AMTwitter Web Client
Verizon is all fucked up on the east coast. Half the internet is down... Tuesday, March 10, 2015 6:23:11 PMTwitter Web Client
.@foursquare is dead. I'll use @swarmapp for checkin history, but all reviews on 4sq are outdated/irrelevant since it split. No one uses it. Monday, March 09, 2015 2:15:32 PMTwitter Web Client
Someone is trolling this conference call with pirate ship music and it's not me and I love it. Organizers should force mute everyone. Dopes Monday, March 09, 2015 11:05:43 AMTwitter Web Client
@RMerlinDev Flashed RTAC68 to 378.51 & lost WAN. DNS resolved to 10.x.x. Ran WAN autodetect and it fixed it, reboot didn't. Any complaints? Sunday, March 08, 2015 11:56:45 PMTwitter Web Client
Supposed to go to the bar as a going away party for people too smart to work here, but my 90s rock playlist is holding me back tho Thursday, March 05, 2015 6:24:05 PMTwitter Web Client
Dave Grohl, come at me http://t.co/LAfohK7o0d Thursday, March 05, 2015 5:39:25 PMTwitter Web Client
Rewrite Minecraft in golang because fuck java Thursday, March 05, 2015 5:38:14 PMTwitter Web Client
PS we need more smokeshow smart programmer chicks here to tell morons to eat a dick
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, March 05, 2015 5:36:53 PMTwitter Web Client
This is EXACTLY what it's like where I work http://t.co/2SPOeR7NCs Thursday, March 05, 2015 5:19:36 PMTwitter Web Client
Gotta take a wicked pissah Thursday, March 05, 2015 5:10:08 PMTwitter Web Client
@BarstoolJJ @KFCBarstool Breastchester!!!
In reply to @BarstoolJJ's tweet
Thursday, March 05, 2015 5:08:42 PMTwitter Web Client
I meant from drinking....
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, March 05, 2015 5:01:02 PMTwitter Web Client
Shit. I'm a little toasted Thursday, March 05, 2015 4:58:30 PMTwitter Web Client
This is sick. Anyone who does this needs to be fed foot first through a wood chipper... http://t.co/KfQaySVKVH Thursday, March 05, 2015 11:12:30 AMTwitter Web Client
Shut up. Have things to do Thursday, March 05, 2015 10:50:32 AMTwitter Web Client
Looks like GoDaddy is coming down hard on that abuser's list Bob Johnson http://t.co/uL3K7lr63K Tuesday, March 03, 2015 7:52:42 AMTwitter Web Client
@TWC_Help Please schedule it for Tuesday and give me 6 more months of the 39.99 rate and I won't get FiOS
In reply to @TWC_Help's tweet
Friday, February 27, 2015 10:16:21 PMTwitter Web Client
Show me the pic of the black and blue dress and the gold and white one and let me SHA-256 checksum them. If they don't match, it's photoshop Friday, February 27, 2015 10:15:04 PMTwitter Web Client
I own the fucking ticket. Come to me to fix it. Don't go to someone else. Obviously I have no purpose here. Friday, February 27, 2015 4:22:26 PMTwitter Web Client
Absolutely infuriating when I take a ticket and tell someone no and then devs go up to some other engineer and they give them what they want Friday, February 27, 2015 4:19:36 PMTwitter Web Client
IT guy just told me to go fuck myself when I called out that we spent 40k on a video conferencing solution they used 5 times in 2 years. Friday, February 27, 2015 3:56:47 PMTwitter Web Client
Ticketmaster is such a piece of shit. Why can't you specify a different shipping address from a billing address. Friday, February 27, 2015 1:36:35 PMTwitter Web Client
Awful UX, @Ticketmaster. Why does it lose my CC info when I try to apply a promo code. Friday, February 27, 2015 1:32:57 PMTwitter Web Client
Net Neutrality is good, but I feel like the government is going to fuck it up because that's what they do. Friday, February 27, 2015 9:35:09 AMTwitter Web Client
I have no idea what my own fucking code is doing...... So legacy Thursday, February 26, 2015 1:28:41 PMTwitter Web Client
Intense #NetNeutrality debate going on here in the office Thursday, February 26, 2015 12:54:33 PMTwitter Web Client
Nothing pisses me off more than when I can't figure something out and people are screaming at the top of their lungs Tuesday, February 24, 2015 5:27:10 PMTwitter Web Client
Stop fuckin laughing and being loud and do work Tuesday, February 24, 2015 5:18:38 PMTwitter Web Client
Security guy doesn't even know what the fuck he's scanning. Made us disable port 80 externally and is wondering why nessus can't hit it. DER Monday, February 23, 2015 6:21:58 PMTwitter Web Client
Haven't had acid reflux in forever but 100% of the time I have breakfast at Pret, my stomach goes on fire. What gives? Friday, February 20, 2015 11:13:51 AMTwitter Web Client
Is it beer O'Clock yet? Thursday, February 19, 2015 2:24:37 PMTwitter Web Client
"I'm so anti big brother, but I LOVE watching data traverse a network" Thursday, February 19, 2015 11:15:33 AMTwitter Web Client
That time when biddies be saying my shit isn't deploying and they're so full of shit because it totally is deploying properly so blow me. Wednesday, February 18, 2015 1:30:33 PMTwitter Web Client
Not giving up shit for Lent. So damn stupid. I'm just going to stop being an asshole to people for 40 days. How bout them apples? Wednesday, February 18, 2015 1:00:30 PMTwitter Web Client
Wiki + Wizard = Wizzy Wednesday, February 18, 2015 12:59:02 PMTwitter Web Client
Let me tl;dr this article for you... http://t.co/hYcZld2zha via @njdotcom http://t.co/ehMsam5bvb Wednesday, February 18, 2015 3:06:51 AMTwitter Web Client
@ky9 Couldn't kill em. Broke my droid back in 09 and went back to that one
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Friday, February 13, 2015 6:35:08 PMTwitter Web Client
@ky9 ENV3?
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Friday, February 13, 2015 6:26:13 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @Jiaaro: Happy Valentines Day, I got you HTTPS by default.

That's true love. 		Friday, February 13, 2015 4:19:15 PMTwitter Web Client
🎵🎵 Gotta live, gotta live, gotta live
In shit town 🎵🎵 		Friday, February 13, 2015 3:44:01 PMTwitter Web Client
This guy is so fucking stupid, the fact that he holds a VP title is laughable, but sounds about right where I work... Friday, February 13, 2015 10:40:33 AMTwitter Web Client
This guy's processor review is bosh: http://t.co/UVyM0F9iZB Thursday, February 12, 2015 3:52:57 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin Windows updates broke my Anyconnect VPN. Pieces of shit. Wednesday, February 11, 2015 12:46:48 PMTwitter Web Client
::Walks in::
::Build Server break:: 		Monday, February 09, 2015 10:31:24 AMTwitter Web Client
eat a dick with this oncall period. our shit is imploding and i've gotten bugged every day. suits running shit into the ground. end is nigh Saturday, February 07, 2015 11:57:32 PMTwitter Web Client
I can really go for an ice cold, frosty, golden beer right now. Need one. Like badly Thursday, February 05, 2015 7:31:34 PMTwitter Web Client
I want a Mr. Pibb Thursday, February 05, 2015 3:14:45 PMTwitter Web Client
We're a scheduling software and somehow, we released a bug where you can't make an appointment via the API to production. This is very sad. Thursday, February 05, 2015 10:19:27 AMTwitter Web Client
Murica. Second world county. I say it all the time: http://t.co/ZZERVwPsZu Tuesday, February 03, 2015 4:06:32 PMTwitter Web Client
Our trunk we were supposed to release today now doesn't even compile. We are fucking awesome! Tuesday, February 03, 2015 11:53:19 AMTwitter Web Client
Tomorrow's rollout is gonna suck a dick because we are trying to introduce breaking DB schema changes without offlining our app. MO-RONS Monday, February 02, 2015 5:26:50 PMTwitter Web Client
What in the actual fuck did Google Chrome do to the bookmarks manager in Chrome 40? Holy shit it's fugly. Wednesday, January 28, 2015 11:52:31 AMTwitter Web Client
To compare management where I work to The Interview, our suits are at the same stupidity level as Skylark when he switched bags. Tuesday, January 27, 2015 5:33:29 PMTwitter Web Client
Record 4 day Twitter silence? JEEZ Tuesday, January 27, 2015 1:03:50 PMTwitter Web Client
@RMerlinDev For the 378.50 B1 firmware, should I factory reset before or after flashing? Monday, January 26, 2015 4:58:24 PMTwitter Web Client
I mean, most of my Twitter is satire/comedy, but oops: http://t.co/0QoUs5utV7 Nice knowin' y'all Friday, January 23, 2015 12:23:18 PMTwitter Web Client
@RMerlinDev When I connect to the admin console externally via https, chrome always hangs on "Establishing Secure Connection" Any ideas? Thursday, January 22, 2015 2:06:09 PMTwitter Web Client
Eat a dick gramps you suit motherfucker. I finished your task before you even asked for it because I know what's up and you're an idiot Thursday, January 22, 2015 12:31:16 PMTwitter Web Client
As much as I'd like to say this place can eat a dick (and it can), this level of urgency is actually fun Wednesday, January 21, 2015 2:04:33 PMTwitter Web Client
Remember when that dude tried to index 6 1TB DBs and I laughed at him? They just realized now it hurt performance. #listentome Wednesday, January 21, 2015 12:52:45 PMTwitter Web Client
Relax? You tell me to relax? Okay. I'll relax the rest of the day because now I'm not doing anymore work so BLOW ME Tuesday, January 20, 2015 4:51:07 PMTwitter Web Client
THIS GENIUS just kicked off 6 index maintenance jobs on six 1TB databases on the same virtualized hardware Tuesday, January 20, 2015 3:00:17 PMTwitter Web Client
like if you dont drop that as a childhood video and get laid, you're hopeless Saturday, January 17, 2015 1:22:49 AMTwitter Web Client
Be like... Yo when I was 2 I drummed The Pretender. Instant fire hydrant from any normal girl. Saturday, January 17, 2015 1:22:07 AMTwitter Web Client
Regarding that 2 yr old foo fighters drummer... Kid's gonna slay the MOST pussy when he's older guaranteed. Saturday, January 17, 2015 1:21:25 AMTwitter Web Client
WUT: https://t.co/ygAnd0XrtH Friday, January 16, 2015 6:58:40 PMTwitter Web Client
cunts Friday, January 16, 2015 3:09:15 PMTwitter Web Client
Let's reward our employees by sending 34 people to Mexico. 75% of whom are sales and the rest haven't been here a year. We're a tech company Friday, January 16, 2015 3:08:16 PMTwitter Web Client
SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. Thursday, January 15, 2015 6:53:34 PMTwitter Web Client
Does this guy ever shut his fucking mouth? Thursday, January 15, 2015 6:29:44 PMTwitter Web Client
LOVE our marketing department: "We had a quick issue with our hosting servers" We are a tech company. This is sad. http://t.co/eAYYZSC7HV Wednesday, January 14, 2015 3:47:04 PMTwitter Web Client
"Networking of failover of the pipes going in?"

THE PIPES ARE DOWN YOU GUYS 		Tuesday, January 13, 2015 4:31:46 PMTwitter Web Client
Welp, our datacenter is getting DDoS'd. Who wants to come to bikini bar in the meantime? Tuesday, January 13, 2015 4:03:00 PMTwitter Web Client
It hasn't smelled this bad in the office since that stank vagina sales girl left Monday, January 12, 2015 3:03:51 PMTwitter Web Client
You stinky motherfucker you Monday, January 12, 2015 2:59:34 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm sorry, but if you bring fish for lunch and heat it up in the office, you're an asshole. Eat it cold, or don't bring fuckin fish Monday, January 12, 2015 2:59:27 PMTwitter Web Client
What's the nicest possible way to tell this project manager 1) shut the fuck up 2) I know how to fix this and you don't know shit so STFU. Monday, January 12, 2015 12:25:05 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm making fun of this idiot suit this entire call. Hope my mic doesn't unmute Monday, January 12, 2015 10:45:23 AMTwitter Web Client
I instigated a quantum physics argument between our SysOps Russian and the Linux dude. It's been going on for 45 minutes already. Friday, January 09, 2015 4:35:38 PMTwitter Web Client
Was trying to invite one of my boys to the bar tomorrow and was trying to say it was a "sick bar" but typo'd it to "dick bar" Friday, January 09, 2015 3:42:06 PMTwitter Web Client
@BarstoolJJ IN! How big is the place based on past events? Am I going to have to fight for drinks?
In reply to @BarstoolJJ's tweet
Friday, January 09, 2015 3:16:53 PMTwitter Web Client
I think it's totally justified to take all these terrorists and feed them feet first through a wood chipper for hours while beating them. Friday, January 09, 2015 11:00:18 AMTwitter Web Client
Someone PLEASE mash up Steve Ballmer's "Developers developers developers" with his Fergie dance performance. Friday, January 09, 2015 2:04:00 AMTwitter Web Client
"I make dick jokes, am a borderline racist, alcoholic, drug addict" -@barstooljj via @YuppieJunk I might piss myself Friday, January 09, 2015 1:46:40 AMTwitter Web Client
Yep... It kinda takes a REALLY long time to generate checksums for 90GB files... Friday, January 09, 2015 12:58:43 AMTwitter Web Client
http://t.co/3jw6olQ1tu Thursday, January 08, 2015 3:28:05 PMTwitter Web Client
Everyone is pissing me off today Thursday, January 08, 2015 11:34:53 AMTwitter Web Client
These suits are so ignorant it's not even funny. Getting a spiked dick reamed to me on a process that hasn't changed in years. LOLZ Wednesday, January 07, 2015 11:41:36 AMTwitter Web Client
"I'm so sick of class action lawsuits. 'Dear Red Bull Drinker, Red Bull did not actually give you wings' SHUT UP" -@Docent_Steve Monday, January 05, 2015 4:23:12 PMTwitter Web Client
MURICA: http://t.co/rUhxWSo3eQ Tuesday, December 30, 2014 5:24:57 PMTwitter Web Client
NYPD Straight up mailing it in. Cuncel da de Blasio http://t.co/JGOmX1LX7O Tuesday, December 30, 2014 12:09:59 PMTwitter Web Client
GetGlue/TvTag Shutting Down? Good. Stopped using that shit when they started auto-tweeting self promo bullshit without my consent. Sunday, December 28, 2014 11:46:55 PMTwitter Web Client