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| Tweet | Date | Source |
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| Then they wonder why half the fucking tech team quit. | Monday, August 17, 2015 10:55:00 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| cunts | Monday, August 17, 2015 10:54:23 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Nobody wants to hear this fucking bumbling idiot taking about idiotic things while smart people are actually doing a hands on maintenance | Monday, August 17, 2015 10:54:15 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| We must #FundEducation to #LetGirlsLearn & lead—@erna_solberg come to #GlobalCitizen Festival & support education http://t.co/w7HQv2haRt | Friday, August 14, 2015 7:52:08 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I really don't like Samsung Galaxy phones. No one cares about your stupid press announcement. Go away. | Friday, August 14, 2015 7:46:14 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Africa just marked 1 year w/o a case of #polio. @TonyAbbottMHR @David_Cameron now commit to ending polio for good at this year's #CHOGM | Friday, August 14, 2015 7:13:09 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @MalJNew http://t.co/3PXnN8vjBg | Friday, August 14, 2015 6:43:58 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| ATTENTION EVERYONE: HOP OFF MY DICK Seriously. Why do you need me to get anything done. Shut up and figure it out like I can. | Wednesday, August 12, 2015 4:17:20 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| You can't lose to a fuckin last place team in 16 innings. Just can't. This is a playoff race. Christ. | Wednesday, August 12, 2015 10:56:20 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @MalJNew I warned ya. | Tuesday, August 11, 2015 1:19:49 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| http://t.co/RAs3tsJExS @Fantasy_Mania @Onethirdof3x5 | Tuesday, August 11, 2015 12:04:52 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Whoops. I meant to say 2) Looks that color... I said the same thing twice. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Monday, August 10, 2015 11:01:29 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| What kind of dumb bitch would drink water that 1) has a known toxic spill and 2) Has known toxic waste in it. http://t.co/mnnU0wJs7f | Monday, August 10, 2015 10:00:55 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Anyone who actually purchased Whole Foods' "asparagus water" should be executed for stupidity. Can't have the stupid genes in the pool. | Monday, August 10, 2015 9:41:42 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| EPA: "Welp, we were trying to clean up shit but instead we accidentally dumped 3 mil gallons into the river." Assholes should go to prison | Monday, August 10, 2015 9:39:59 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm in an aggressive, no bullshit mood this morning. I'm already ready to start punching our idiot L1 support reps in the face. | Monday, August 10, 2015 9:36:01 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Gunjan: "They made this Indian food the white person way" | Friday, August 07, 2015 12:37:33 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| zzZZZzzZZzZZZ. Don't want to hear all this boring babble. I want some Trump flame wars. | Thursday, August 06, 2015 9:33:29 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Jeb looked like a toolbag staring Trump down | Thursday, August 06, 2015 9:25:37 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| LOL Donald Trump | Thursday, August 06, 2015 9:12:02 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Docent_Steve Hahah, it was awesome and noms though In reply to @Docent_Steve's tweet | Thursday, August 06, 2015 9:02:53 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Why the fuck does Windows 10 keep automatically installing the "Get Office" app. I uninstalled it twice and I already have office. GTFO | Tuesday, August 04, 2015 10:13:44 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Why is this guy here every 5 mins with password problems? If you can't figure out how to log into basic shit, you shouldn't work here. Fired | Tuesday, August 04, 2015 3:56:54 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| If I could be anywhere right now, it'd be here: https://t.co/KN7wjfur6W | Monday, August 03, 2015 5:23:11 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I feel like an asshole to my followers for all this because I despise spammers. Sorry. They are good causes though. | Monday, August 03, 2015 11:17:32 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| .@MFAIceland & @SCpresidenciauy thanks for standing up for women around the world—Now come to #GlobalCitizen Festival & make a commitment! | Monday, August 03, 2015 11:17:03 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| To end open defecation we need to talk about it. @JimKim_WBG & @sesamestreet have an important message, WATCH: http://t.co/3sg73yiDJ7 | Monday, August 03, 2015 11:14:33 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| We are 1% away from ending polio for good—@dfat @CanadaFP will you make #polio a priority at this year’s #CHOGM? #whatnext | Monday, August 03, 2015 11:13:17 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| You'll need to excuse my upcoming Twitter feed spam. Trying to get those Pearl Jam tickets. Also, we should probably eradicate polio too | Monday, August 03, 2015 11:13:11 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Is it me, or is Gmail all jacked up right now? Seems like Google had issues every time I tried to use it. Hmph | Monday, August 03, 2015 1:04:38 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Is it me, or is Google and Google Maps down/really slow right now? Had to use Bing and it worked like a charm | Sunday, August 02, 2015 12:38:26 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Needless to say, we probably should get a more powerful message queuing server. http://t.co/BkTnmjPtro | Saturday, August 01, 2015 10:01:04 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Shut the fuck up. Trying to fix a broken build | Thursday, July 30, 2015 5:39:10 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| git config --global alias.poop push git poop | Thursday, July 30, 2015 4:18:45 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I also don't give a fuck what this guy's blabbering about. | Thursday, July 30, 2015 2:54:46 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| NYC's a god damn jungle right now. It's legit 100% humidity and downpouring on and off every 5 mins all day | Thursday, July 30, 2015 2:49:10 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Jesus fucking Christ, Alexey. Relax | Wednesday, July 29, 2015 10:52:18 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Moto X Pure has an LCD screen. How are you going to save battery on Active Display? Now we need to turn the whole backlight on :/ #AskMoto | Tuesday, July 28, 2015 1:34:20 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| OMG MOTOROLA EVENT #needanewmotox | Tuesday, July 28, 2015 9:02:01 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @TWC_Help Nevermind. It's fine now In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, July 28, 2015 2:39:49 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @TWC_Help Figure out why my speed is bullshit right now and please fix it. I have work to do in the morning http://t.co/duAZzxgZnP | Tuesday, July 28, 2015 2:28:53 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| VMWareTools is a huge pain in the fuckin ass | Monday, July 27, 2015 5:10:14 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Better not disappoint. https://t.co/2A4QIMSkFE | Monday, July 27, 2015 1:35:32 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Cut me off again and I'm moving to Andrew's team, cunt | Monday, July 27, 2015 11:03:40 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Can't even filter by "submitted by" for user stories in our agile tracking software. Piece of crap | Friday, July 24, 2015 1:42:22 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Shouldn't have had Mexican for lunch AND dinner yesterday. I'm at an all day offsite meeting. Use your imagination | Thursday, July 23, 2015 5:03:53 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Get a load of Cuba making medical breakthroughs: http://t.co/Lbavm3De7B Merica. No longer on top, | Tuesday, July 21, 2015 1:24:21 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Why are you using Adobe Flash to stream video instead of HTML5? It's not rocket science #askNASA | Wednesday, July 15, 2015 3:18:53 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Hydra looks like a buncha pixels | Wednesday, July 15, 2015 3:08:41 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Amazon Prime fire sale is BOSS. Too bad I don't need anything | Wednesday, July 15, 2015 11:44:57 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| This bitch ass client is doing data loads and woke me up because their piece of shit system has un-optimized code and our monitoring blows | Wednesday, July 15, 2015 4:07:32 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Cancel the whole rollout for one minor error that only affects one client and isn't even visible. You fucking cunts | Monday, July 13, 2015 3:04:44 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| The Arabian music on Narinder's skype during this rollout needs to stop. | Monday, July 13, 2015 12:49:26 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @FeitsBarstool: I'm positive America is getting cyber attacked rn and I've seen A Good Day to Die Hard so I know what I'm talking about | Wednesday, July 08, 2015 12:13:02 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| TEST | Sunday, July 05, 2015 4:31:35 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| SHIT SHIT SHIT http://t.co/PoVfQQPRiJ | Sunday, July 05, 2015 1:02:36 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Blazing fast Verizon 4G at LaGuardia Airport: http://t.co/NYtbTHR1hR | Wednesday, July 01, 2015 11:34:25 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| To the 24 y/o construction worker @ the bar who kept sayin he made 6 figures: Eat a dick. Some of us work our asses off for shit office jobs | Tuesday, June 30, 2015 6:52:51 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Damnit @Docent_Steve. Thanks for leaving. All of the oncall overrides are jacked since you left and I went on vacation ;) PS Enjoyyyyyyy | Tuesday, June 30, 2015 6:15:45 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| So uhhhh... What 'other' gender exists? I identify as "SUPERMALE" DUH In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, June 30, 2015 6:10:02 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| From a Microsoft survey... This question has come a long way since male/female http://t.co/6KlW1WHARX | Tuesday, June 30, 2015 6:09:21 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm hammered right now | Tuesday, June 30, 2015 6:04:32 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Our security guy is a cunt | Tuesday, June 30, 2015 5:58:47 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| BRB. Emergency trip to this titty bar | Tuesday, June 30, 2015 4:31:25 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| is the keg open yet. Mas booze por favor | Tuesday, June 30, 2015 2:37:29 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| #penis2010 cc: @__JLu, @MalJNew PS: LUDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA http://t.co/ngVKjSRx6y | Friday, June 26, 2015 5:07:46 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I AM THIS DEFEATED RIGHT NOW https://t.co/0AMbjGCEd7 | Wednesday, June 24, 2015 1:37:35 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Not a single fuck is being given on this call. Everyone is completely ignoring this VP | Wednesday, June 24, 2015 10:41:37 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| GoDaddy is a fucking piece of shit. Tried to leave them when they supported SOPA in the day, and their Admin Console is dick. | Wednesday, June 24, 2015 10:30:54 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Get the fuck off my team, CC Sabbathia edition. Guy sucks a dick | Wednesday, June 24, 2015 9:48:14 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Let me consult with my internet streaming and licensing specialist, Taylor Swift... Fucking TSwift... Who do you think you are? | Tuesday, June 23, 2015 1:11:40 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| STFU. Guy talks too much | Thursday, June 18, 2015 12:20:51 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm not giving some piece of shit no name bank my SSN. Youcan keep your fucking $100. Not worth my identity stolen. Fucking scammers. | Tuesday, June 16, 2015 5:52:00 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Basically have a piece of plastic. No one ever buy this fucking Green Dot shit. I don't need to "register" it. Use AMEX gift cards instead. | Tuesday, June 16, 2015 5:51:27 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Someone gave me a Green Dot card as a gift and FUCK THEM because it doesn't work like an AMEX gift card... Need to register it with your SSN | Tuesday, June 16, 2015 5:49:51 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I think I legit blacked out at the ATM. Don't remember taking my money from the slot, but apparently, I have it. | Tuesday, June 16, 2015 3:55:19 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @RMerlinDev Quick q. If I never used AiProtection ad blocker and flash 378.54_1 to my RT-AC68U, do I still need to run those commands? | Wednesday, June 10, 2015 10:41:09 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'll bet you this suit gets so hard when he clicks approve on change requests. MAD POWER BRO | Tuesday, June 09, 2015 4:25:36 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Eat a dick dot info. I dont care how much I fuck up, at the end of the day Joe and Joe are the only people who can fix shit | Tuesday, June 09, 2015 4:03:47 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This veal parm sangwich I got from Mama Carmela's is bigger than my forearm | Tuesday, June 09, 2015 3:31:35 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This horse shit assed release is preventing like half of these motherfuckers from logging in. Let's focus on that and not how I fucked up | Tuesday, June 09, 2015 2:27:48 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| THIS ENTIRE PLATFORM SUCKS A DICK | Tuesday, June 09, 2015 12:02:02 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Big Sexy Bartolo Colon has more points than every pitcher I own in fantasy except Gerrit Cole. And my team's doing really well | Tuesday, June 09, 2015 11:25:55 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Gotta make sure they get that change control ticket in tho. Not that there's one for the same maintenance we couldn't get right the 1st time | Tuesday, June 09, 2015 10:37:44 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| F- rollout for all teams involved. Dev team for bugs, another team for config stupidity, me for being dyslexic and suits for overreacting! | Tuesday, June 09, 2015 9:45:21 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I suck | Tuesday, June 09, 2015 9:41:32 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Hey! My rollback scripts actually work! | Tuesday, June 09, 2015 9:38:17 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Two new errors in the logs with the new deployment: EVERYONE PANIC | Tuesday, June 09, 2015 8:38:41 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| git push 💩💩💩 | Monday, June 08, 2015 4:12:32 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| New QA manager started today and cannot follow simple login instructions | Monday, June 08, 2015 2:30:46 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I can't get fucking github to work with putty, plink and pageant. This is pissing me off. | Thursday, June 04, 2015 5:34:54 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| deez nuts: https://t.co/6OLNarGsLs | Wednesday, June 03, 2015 5:14:19 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Our security guy is now sending us one ticket per vulnerability. We have scheduled patching you fucking idiot | Wednesday, June 03, 2015 4:04:33 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Dumb motherfucker's been here 7 years and doesn't know how to reset her password on the system she's SELLING to people. I GIVE UP | Wednesday, June 03, 2015 4:01:08 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| LOL at Microsoft's fix... They didn't actually fix the overflow... They just prevent the message from being delivered in the new clients | Wednesday, June 03, 2015 11:01:47 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I haven't had this much fun since the AIM buffer overflow html exploits back in 2002-2006 | Wednesday, June 03, 2015 10:58:23 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Everyone go ahead and crash everyone's Skypes by sending this string from a Mac or Windows 8 client http://: | Wednesday, June 03, 2015 10:54:17 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| DOM ≠ DNS you fucking Vice President asshole | Wednesday, June 03, 2015 10:33:43 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| This city is going to shit with this moron https://t.co/WP3kx9TKCF | Tuesday, June 02, 2015 5:45:23 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Homeboy just dropped a delivery to my desk and I have absolutely no fucking idea what I'm going to do with this package for a day or so... | Tuesday, June 02, 2015 5:12:29 PM | Twitter Web Client |