5975 tweets posted from Twitter Web Client
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| Tweet | Date | Source |
|---|---|---|
| Can I go home now? | Tuesday, August 13, 2013 9:48:29 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| #fail typed ipconfig on Linux. Typed ifconfig in Windows... =( | Monday, August 12, 2013 10:13:27 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Stein: "If they fluoridated beer, I'd probably have better teeth" | Monday, August 12, 2013 5:20:37 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Gabe: "Have you ever read the bible? Filthiest fucking book you'll ever read" | Monday, August 12, 2013 4:50:00 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| "Take a look @ the train driver next time he pulls into the station. Dude always looks like heā€™s one delay away from licking the third rail" | Monday, August 12, 2013 4:26:15 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Jesus Christ Dave Robertson. You're amazing and probably my next closer, but you spam the fuck out of twitter. Unfollowed. | Monday, August 12, 2013 10:12:55 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Our error log is great. Not only does it not log errors, but you can't search through it. So useful! | Monday, August 12, 2013 10:11:25 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Everyone stop quoting Breaking Bad. You're not cool. | Monday, August 12, 2013 1:25:26 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Firefox. Now worse than Internet Explorer | Friday, August 09, 2013 3:20:47 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Can't even take a shit here without a text from boss man asking where I am. After he wouldnt let me take lunch because out system is a piece | Friday, August 09, 2013 3:05:31 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| "did you eat lunch yet?" "no" "Well get something now and get your ass back here" *laughs* "I'm not joking. We need you both from 2-4" | Friday, August 09, 2013 1:34:06 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| It's a soft day | Friday, August 09, 2013 12:38:59 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Lavabit founder: I would strongly recommend against anyone trusting their private data to a company with physical ties to the United States. | Friday, August 09, 2013 11:21:10 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Why in the actual fuck would MSFT think it'd a good idea to not include the telnet client by default. Run this: pkgmgr /iu:"TelnetClient" | Thursday, August 08, 2013 5:55:19 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| It's not that I want this Idaho ranch... I NEED this Idaho ranch: http://t.co/MP25z41R0y | Thursday, August 08, 2013 12:50:00 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I want my own gig. I want to run shit. Create product. Run the infrastructure. Grow. I'm sick of being a cog in the machine | Thursday, August 08, 2013 12:38:39 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| TK and recruiting bitch: Shut the fuck up or talk somewhere not near my deask. | Thursday, August 08, 2013 9:37:37 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| As @lennon once retweeted: The less you care, the happier you'll be #whydoievenbother | Wednesday, August 07, 2013 10:00:39 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| It's really funny. I go home and try to do extra work to get ahead, and actually can't do anything because I'm blocked by everyone's bulshit | Wednesday, August 07, 2013 9:59:44 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BOOKER AND CASEY SPAIN http://t.co/ox8QSCTXhW | Wednesday, August 07, 2013 9:55:41 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @ky9 Any of the newest Droids, or wait for a Moto X or HTC One. I am going Moto X for the software, but it's not the fastest, spec-wise | Wednesday, August 07, 2013 8:06:43 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| redis 127.0.0.1:6381> get FUCKS_GIVEN "0" | Wednesday, August 07, 2013 3:45:06 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuck yourself. For being an asshole, you get no productivity for me today. I won't do a fucking thing | Wednesday, August 07, 2013 10:45:58 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| The RackSpace Cloud is a fucking piece of shit. Use Amazon instead | Tuesday, August 06, 2013 5:09:15 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Valid question/annoyance. How come 9 times out of 10, 3/3 shitters are in use in this fucking office? | Monday, August 05, 2013 4:59:11 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Did they suspend ARod yet? | Monday, August 05, 2013 12:56:19 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| The fact that my feeble fantasy team beat Simmons this week w/ 3 people on the DL set active is absolutely ludicrous. @Onethirdof3x5 | Monday, August 05, 2013 11:10:54 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| BoobSpace invited me to a private yacht party and I can't make it because I'm at a conference. Woof. | Monday, August 05, 2013 10:41:42 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @KFCBarstool I'd put my dick in a wood chipper right now to switch to Fios In reply to @KFCBarstool's tweet | Saturday, August 03, 2013 1:02:25 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| :zap: | Saturday, August 03, 2013 12:24:09 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Updated WordPress. Hope it doesn't break my Twitter app... | Saturday, August 03, 2013 12:21:18 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Are they serious? Why the fuck would the Moto X launch with 4.2.2 when 4.3 is out already. | Thursday, August 01, 2013 3:21:50 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @XtinaSchelin: Why did I think I'd be useful at work today? Why? #headache #starving #meetings | Wednesday, July 31, 2013 1:31:27 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm fucking huge. Need to get rid of this tire belly | Wednesday, July 31, 2013 1:31:01 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I just called the COO a fucking idiot out loud in front of everyone. | Wednesday, July 31, 2013 10:34:28 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I feel like a lard assed fat fuck. My jeans are strangling me | Wednesday, July 31, 2013 10:05:39 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Stein: "I'm eating a McDonald's Steak, egg and cheese" | Wednesday, July 31, 2013 9:31:50 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Two things I cannot wait for: The Moto X and @arod's suspension | Wednesday, July 31, 2013 2:13:05 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I can't code or script a fucking thing today. I'm borderline useless and have no fuckin idea what I'm doing | Tuesday, July 30, 2013 12:35:06 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| WHY IS IT IMPOSSIBLE TO MOVE FILES AND SUBFOLDERS IN WINDOWS FROM THE FUCKING COMMAND LINE OR POWERSHELL. CUNTS | Tuesday, July 30, 2013 12:01:12 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @__JLu Also, starting in 4.3, they added TRIM, so devices won't get slow as hell over time: http://t.co/MKJ6iikmo0 In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, July 30, 2013 10:06:16 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @__JLu Android's come a long way. 4.3 and beyond is unreal. iOS7 looks good though. I'm just too tied to the Google ecosystem In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, July 30, 2013 10:05:27 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @__JLu It's Android, bro. The struggle is real. Don't have that iOS7 fancy | Tuesday, July 30, 2013 9:39:26 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| On strike until my Moto X is in my hand #myphoneisapieceofshit | Tuesday, July 30, 2013 9:32:57 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| so fucking pissed off right now | Monday, July 29, 2013 5:08:52 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| How fucking stupid is India, spending 6 months surveying planets thinking they were spy planes. Christ! http://t.co/38AzxN3Umy | Monday, July 29, 2013 2:00:26 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm puzzled as to why the Catholic Church decided to hold World Youth Day in Rio. Isn't the point of Rio to tap wild assed Brazilian sluts? | Monday, July 29, 2013 11:46:59 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| my phone just autocorrected sexter to Dexter | Monday, July 29, 2013 11:02:01 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Probably Booker employees RT @uberfacts People are more likely to commit suicide on Monday than any other day of the week. | Monday, July 29, 2013 10:59:37 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Words cannot even describe how much of a foul mood I've switched to the second I walked on the train to get to this fucking shithole | Monday, July 29, 2013 10:58:38 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Someone please kill Joe Steins cats he has at home. I'm allergic as fuck to his clothing. | Monday, July 29, 2013 10:12:59 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Who's the broad in Dan's office. What's the over/under they've banged while he was "away on business?" | Friday, July 26, 2013 5:30:45 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| That time the release engineer has no fucking idea when the releases are #Booker #Thisfuckingplace | Friday, July 26, 2013 1:09:52 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| 7-zip has the absolutely most fucking convoluted command line parameters | Friday, July 26, 2013 12:38:11 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I look hot today. I'd tap me | Friday, July 26, 2013 10:43:55 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| A touch of the gay for Dave Grohl is a bit of an understatement | Friday, July 26, 2013 10:29:19 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Son of a bitch. They made me a Foursquare Superuser and I've been up all night correcting shit | Friday, July 26, 2013 3:18:29 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @kfcbarstool quote: "You can take that phone and and check my dick in on 4 Square for all I care. Iā€™m the mayor of that pussy girl!" | Thursday, July 25, 2013 10:13:46 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Our building really needs to turn off this fucking Windows 3.1 dinging fire alarm | Thursday, July 25, 2013 4:29:07 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| #RoyalBaby is so fucking insignificant it's not even funny. It's one human out of 8 billion. Get over yourselves | Wednesday, July 24, 2013 2:38:26 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Just rebooted a production server and in the server log asking why I did the reboot, I wrote "VPN was being a dick" | Wednesday, July 24, 2013 2:26:28 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| May I ask what the fuck is the purpose of a living, immobile, hermaphroditic rock? And why would Chileans eat it? http://t.co/ukCW1Q72pu | Wednesday, July 24, 2013 1:07:05 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| SKYPE NEEDS AN INSTANT UNSEND HOTKEY on the grounds that I just IMed our new Dir. of Engineering "I was so pissed at our bathrooms today" | Monday, July 22, 2013 3:59:37 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Just wrote a script to crash our system rapidly to test our error logging and alerting. Testing against production.... | Monday, July 22, 2013 1:25:15 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I accidentally pasted one of my tweets into a config file. It was about sexting. oops | Friday, July 19, 2013 3:16:48 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| ok so not only did I kick their keg upstairs, I went back to my desk and Stein told me I smelled like a brewery | Thursday, July 18, 2013 6:10:17 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Just got thrown out of a meeting | Wednesday, July 17, 2013 4:08:48 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| But why hasn't the Motorola X been announced yet? | Wednesday, July 17, 2013 12:52:50 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @XtinaSchelin Immediately make Eric leave his vacation to fix this. In reply to @XtinaSchelin's tweet | Wednesday, July 17, 2013 12:51:34 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This is why Firefox is a fucking piece of shit that just crashes after idling for a wil. Fucking fix it: https://t.co/QN0OFHEl4d | Tuesday, July 16, 2013 9:52:00 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @portfolioso Fucking GetGlue app. Shameless ad/plug. I hate that shit In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, July 16, 2013 1:11:38 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| harvey is a fuckin boss: http://t.co/a3hJpYU5dO | Tuesday, July 16, 2013 1:10:19 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuckin meeting ruined my flow. | Monday, July 15, 2013 5:19:12 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I WANT A MOTOROLA X PHONE STAT | Monday, July 15, 2013 11:02:03 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuckin spazz. My 10,00th tweet was "Fuck. Hope I didn't hit my 10k tweet yet" | Friday, July 12, 2013 9:32:49 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Welp, that's it folks. I planned an epic tweet for my 10k and missed i by drinking. Tweeted "Fuck. Hope I didn't hit my 10k tweet yet" | Friday, July 12, 2013 9:31:39 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Me: "This is not scaling. We really need to start sharding" Stein: "That's nasty!" Me: "SHARD. not shart. Jeez" | Friday, July 12, 2013 5:52:43 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Well shit. I tried to sneak one out at the keg in the office and ripped one. I think some support dude heard me | Friday, July 12, 2013 5:43:58 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This new software manager Rao and Gabe need to shut the fuck up. I have earplugs and headphones on and I steal hear their loud asses | Friday, July 12, 2013 12:31:00 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Tweet 9992... | Friday, July 12, 2013 11:34:17 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| If we figure out this Itinerary builder API problem, I'll do the nakey dance. That shit cray | Friday, July 12, 2013 11:29:41 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm very disappointed how my twitter is less batshit crazy than it used to be. #maybeitprobablystillis I'll improve after 10,000 | Friday, July 12, 2013 2:09:49 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Wasn't aware of #SharkNado tonight. My life is now over. | Friday, July 12, 2013 1:52:36 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| We hope Verizon doesn't fuck up the launch like the Galaxy Nexus... | Thursday, July 11, 2013 10:06:13 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| WILL HAVE NEW PHONE BY SEPTEMBER #MotoX: http://t.co/qoo23ul22C | Thursday, July 11, 2013 10:05:09 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I've un-deaded my company. See, simple things can turn my "fuck off attitude" positive. Glad they realized that. | Thursday, July 11, 2013 3:36:21 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Why does Firefox have massive cocks all over it's shitty architecture? Crashes every 5 minutes. | Wednesday, July 10, 2013 2:22:19 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I almost pulled a Joe Pesce, GoodFellas style on Derick for running his fucking mouth | Wednesday, July 10, 2013 12:21:27 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| PetSmart is the fuckin devil | Tuesday, July 09, 2013 1:24:09 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| One step closer to leaving | Monday, July 08, 2013 10:15:47 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @smstemp Murica | Monday, July 08, 2013 2:32:14 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Ok So um. Google Music all access is exactly like spotify. It just frickin plays anything you want whenever. Tight | Monday, July 08, 2013 1:39:47 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Trying Google Music. It's free for a month, so we'll see. Last day @ 7.99 - It goes up to 9.99 tomorrow | Sunday, June 30, 2013 1:10:46 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| The reason terrorists hate the United States is because our dumbass government doesn't mind its own fucking business: http://t.co/rnabwDPDRp | Saturday, June 29, 2013 11:40:42 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I almost got into not one, but three bar fights last night. JEEZZZZ | Saturday, June 29, 2013 10:00:07 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| It's 9AM and my hangover is requesting a halal cart gyro... But why are they only selling breakfast food? | Friday, June 28, 2013 9:28:31 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I need 6 beers pronto. stat. immediately. ahora mismo. sofort. | Thursday, June 27, 2013 5:49:37 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Girl get your life together: "I can't find my glasses, I legit flashed Perry, and I have a thong on" | Thursday, June 27, 2013 3:52:52 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Can someone arrest ARod for murder or actually kill him so we can get this fucking joker off my team? | Thursday, June 27, 2013 12:29:25 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| KILN: Y U SO SLOW? | Thursday, June 27, 2013 11:29:43 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @VZWpaul @MarkAbsher @VZWnews Actually make 4G go faster than 56k in Lower Manhattan and I'll be happy | Thursday, June 27, 2013 10:05:27 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Went to make myself an iced coffee and I think more coffee was all over the kitchen floor than in my cup #fail | Thursday, June 27, 2013 10:04:02 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @teixeiramark25 you're a pussy. 100% guaranteed to get injured every year. Get off my team. | Wednesday, June 26, 2013 9:20:25 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @KFCBarstool: 1 yr later and my @TWCable_NYC internet still fucking sucks. Thanks for nothing Time Warner. Hope all the bad things happeā€¦ | Wednesday, June 26, 2013 9:03:56 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Xtina: "chrome + iframes + stylish == festering rat cock" | Wednesday, June 26, 2013 1:34:17 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Meanwhile in Russia :/ ... #USA!!!!! | Wednesday, June 26, 2013 11:30:06 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Motorola X Phone? Y U NO ON VERIZON? | Wednesday, June 26, 2013 10:21:11 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| What should my 10,000th tweet be, you guys? | Wednesday, June 26, 2013 9:58:14 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Night, biddies | Wednesday, June 26, 2013 2:01:46 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @MarkAbsher I wish Verizon would focus on smartphones that don't suck instead of this robotic Droid bullshit. In reply to @MarkAbsher's tweet | Monday, June 24, 2013 1:05:23 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| i cant tell if this new dev is a dude or a chick based on the top of his/her head peeping out of a cube | Monday, June 24, 2013 12:56:21 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Someone give our intern an ambien. Stop coming over here 75 times and being hyper on a Monday morning. Jesus | Monday, June 24, 2013 9:50:17 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Just wrong IMed one of our interns about how I ate lunch already, was still hungry and how fat I was #whoops | Friday, June 21, 2013 1:47:33 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Hughlon: "I got some Percocet for allergies" | Friday, June 21, 2013 1:22:34 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I might bang this wrap I made myself. Ham, turkey, provolone, bologna, oil and arugula. OMNOMNOMNOM | Friday, June 21, 2013 12:39:22 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| DevOpsJoe: "Is scary when production corporate site is patch and reboot take more than three minute on cloud server" | Friday, June 21, 2013 1:18:54 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I need my bed | Thursday, June 20, 2013 11:27:33 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fucking Federal Reserve... Causing the markets to blow up two days in a row. | Thursday, June 20, 2013 10:18:59 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Jesus fucking Christ Eric, you useless cunt. Stop fuckin badgering me with idiotic questions | Thursday, June 20, 2013 7:09:29 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I mean, I'd be going to the bar, but our system crashes every single day of the week and twice on Sundays. | Wednesday, June 19, 2013 6:16:44 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm talking too loud? Okay. Now I wont talk at all. | Wednesday, June 19, 2013 12:08:50 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Our software is a fuckin piece of shit | Wednesday, June 19, 2013 10:49:07 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Getting https configured for Microsoft webservices/APIs can actually suck my dick right now. | Wednesday, June 19, 2013 10:07:49 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| This bitch needs more cores and RAM: http://t.co/kTvGFkIgT8 | Tuesday, June 18, 2013 3:41:28 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Our Marketing department in charge of our website can actually go fuck themselves | Monday, June 17, 2013 9:47:56 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| John: "You're going to Hawaii with us... We're all gonna hold hands and drop a deuce in a volcano." | Wednesday, June 12, 2013 3:34:13 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'd like to know why there are three motherfuckers in all 3 of the stalls, and why our office is so jeesco | Wednesday, June 12, 2013 10:13:03 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Our HR director? Uncool, super serious, all business, follows rules by the book. Her assistant? A cray. CRAY. Friended me on FB @ 12AM | Wednesday, June 12, 2013 12:37:47 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| OMG FIOS MOBILE APP FOR ANDROID IS OUT. I MIGHT CUM | Wednesday, June 12, 2013 12:15:31 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I wish the fucking intern wouldn't steal my nerf gun | Tuesday, June 11, 2013 1:40:56 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This is a test tweet with a url in it: http://t.co/F1XMkskXkV | Tuesday, June 11, 2013 12:34:04 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| The only thing that would make this story more awesome would be if the chick murdered him Dexter style: http://t.co/OJfpMMvT1e | Tuesday, June 11, 2013 12:15:24 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| It's okay... No one wants to blow up this shitty assed building | Tuesday, June 11, 2013 12:14:11 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| "This is a test from the lobby command center. BTW, the NYPD and FDNY are investigating a suspicious package and floors 8-12 were evacuated" | Tuesday, June 11, 2013 12:02:52 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| this new dba looks like she just got dug up fromthe grave | Tuesday, June 11, 2013 11:39:38 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| xanax.com/booker | Tuesday, June 11, 2013 9:48:40 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Why isn't this workinggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg fuck | Monday, June 10, 2013 9:39:08 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Honestly, as a soon-to-be former Google Fanboy and Apple hater, Google I/O was ASS compared to what Apple announced at WWDC. | Monday, June 10, 2013 8:42:54 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I want it to snow! | Monday, June 10, 2013 8:33:17 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Everything fuckin sucks | Monday, June 10, 2013 6:27:43 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Joe Stein lives! | Friday, June 07, 2013 12:32:09 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| AMBER ALERT. WHERE IN NYC IS JOE STEIN? Gonna have to go on a manhunt | Friday, June 07, 2013 12:19:02 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Not sure how I feel about becoming the Foursquare Mayor of Burger King | Friday, June 07, 2013 9:49:52 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Just got a skype from @MalJNew: http://t.co/1hUq1j8yZs | Friday, June 07, 2013 9:12:55 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| "On This Day in 1995, Ten is certified 9 times Platinum." just gave me chills | Thursday, June 06, 2013 12:04:40 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Basically admitted to my boss I was all fucked up when I did last night's maintenance (after it went perfectly, of course) | Thursday, June 06, 2013 10:24:03 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Is this a joke? People in Louisiana and Mississippi think sunshowers are the devil beating his wife? CRAY http://t.co/u16huUDQM2 | Thursday, June 06, 2013 10:05:24 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Kindly suck a dick and go away while I fix my computerl problems. k Thx Die | Wednesday, June 05, 2013 12:46:59 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Can't get a fuckin thing done today. | Wednesday, June 05, 2013 11:54:48 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @MarkAbsher Yes. That tree is a cray. Kind of reminds me of Angry Orchard cider In reply to @MarkAbsher's tweet | Wednesday, June 05, 2013 12:23:47 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| This is absolutely unheard of. I went 6/4 without tweeting .WHAAAAAAAAA. (Busy at work and having a life I guess) | Wednesday, June 05, 2013 12:18:51 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| actually agree w/ this mets ass fan RT @KFCBarstool 3h Best thing that could happen for the #Yankees is a 1,000 game suspension for #Arod | Wednesday, June 05, 2013 12:17:46 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @MarkAbsher GETTING IT. Do you know if it will have a pure Google experience, or Sense? In reply to @MarkAbsher's tweet | Monday, June 03, 2013 3:44:54 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| OH MY GOD. VINE IS NOW ON ANDROID. WHY ISN'T IT IN THE PLAY STORE YET? I have sexytime animations to create | Monday, June 03, 2013 9:58:24 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| What kind of dumb bitch setups up a load balancer to round robin to one server in the pool? #hood #booker #Niraj | Monday, June 03, 2013 9:57:28 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Murrrrrrrica kinda sucks: http://t.co/xhwAWVi3i6 | Monday, June 03, 2013 12:43:03 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| What in the actual fuck is in my eye? Legit feels like there is sand in my eyelid | Sunday, June 02, 2013 6:12:44 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This dude Tun Tun just walked over to me to tell me he was going to Skype me, sat down, and then Skyped me #craycray | Friday, May 31, 2013 4:56:58 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Mal: "My dress had stains on it yesterday" Aniusha: "Were they cum stains?" | Friday, May 31, 2013 3:20:43 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| gassy as a bastard | Friday, May 31, 2013 3:20:18 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| It's 10:48 in the morning and the day before my birthday. It's unacceptable that the office keg was STILL not replaced. | Friday, May 31, 2013 10:51:16 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| It's bullshit that the keg is kicked on my floor and I have to trek up to 19. CEO caught me carrying 2 pitchers down the stairs #WHATEVER | Thursday, May 30, 2013 6:32:33 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Eric is a dumb bitch | Wednesday, May 29, 2013 3:55:21 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| New Alice in Chains is kinda weak. Oh wells | Wednesday, May 29, 2013 12:48:04 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Going to have a little listen to that new Alice in Chains album that dropped | Wednesday, May 29, 2013 1:19:31 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| TK: shut the fuck up and put your tits away. You're the nastiest. | Tuesday, May 28, 2013 12:16:18 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @XtinaSchelin Mal got an 11! In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Sunday, May 26, 2013 2:01:52 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @XtinaSchelin I scored a 39. You? In reply to @XtinaSchelin's tweet | Saturday, May 25, 2013 12:46:54 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Should have been a baseball player. All you have to do is be amazing for like 3 weeks and then spend the rest of your life paid on the DL | Friday, May 24, 2013 11:33:09 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Is Granderson fuckin for real? Dude's back for like 3 minutes and breaks his finger and goes back on the DL. | Friday, May 24, 2013 11:32:33 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Our VP of finance has the hots for me. Not sure how I feel about this since she has a son my age... | Thursday, May 23, 2013 12:48:27 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Just received an amazing text from the gf: "I'm going to bang the bartender. she's that hot" Fine by me, as long as I'm invited @maljnew | Tuesday, May 21, 2013 1:18:23 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Yo. I'm all about ripping ass, but putting charcol in your pants is way too far: http://t.co/VPo0xMexbp | Tuesday, May 21, 2013 9:09:34 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @mollyCsouthern @MalJNew SUPER NOODLES!! RT @UberFacts In 2000, Japan named Instant Noodles their best invention of the 20th century. | Tuesday, May 21, 2013 12:49:42 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Can you believe this fuckin guy legit left me on my own for this maintenance? | Tuesday, May 21, 2013 12:48:30 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| The WORST headache and reflux right now | Monday, May 20, 2013 2:55:39 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Google hangouts in gmail is a bunch of bullshit. Fuckin product is half asssed. | Monday, May 20, 2013 12:32:30 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Resolving bugs like a muddafucka | Friday, May 17, 2013 1:24:16 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Holy balls... Just tried the x86 Android emulator and it's fast as shit. | Thursday, May 16, 2013 5:05:57 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Booker: Crashy McCrasherson | Thursday, May 16, 2013 3:33:07 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Smelly QA girl: Stop telling me when builds fail. I am alerted immediately and don't need your input. K thx | Thursday, May 16, 2013 2:59:49 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Where the fuck is my frontend team? | Thursday, May 16, 2013 2:54:29 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| They got me a ThinkPad for work. Love me a clit mouse http://t.co/w2uUcMF0q4 (For real, It's so much better than a touchpad) | Thursday, May 16, 2013 12:33:28 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Someone's Skype status is "I'm coming for you, BlackBerry Z10" Dude needs to re-evaluate his life... Blackberries were cool in like 2006 | Thursday, May 16, 2013 9:18:15 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Cuncel da Hughes | Wednesday, May 15, 2013 9:56:41 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| What kind of stupid fucking Dunkin Donuts has a drink come out to 4 cents over with tax? I had to break $1 because the shit was $1.04 | Wednesday, May 15, 2013 5:06:42 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This 55" display they got me for "system status" is going to be my dedicated office trolling, Netflix, HBO GO and Showtime Anytime TV. Duh | Tuesday, May 14, 2013 12:46:07 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| OVERHEARD at Booker... Paula, our recruiter. "I think the bigger ones are better. I want a big one" (computer displays you sick bitch) | Tuesday, May 14, 2013 11:16:35 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @XtinaSchelin Go to bed In reply to @XtinaSchelin's tweet | Tuesday, May 14, 2013 1:45:14 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| The Skype (sun) smiley is the happiest thing ever | Monday, May 13, 2013 5:36:49 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Actually sick to my stomach | Monday, May 13, 2013 4:46:18 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| DANIEL get the FUCK off my dick about the fucking display behind me. It's NOT MY JOB to set that shit up. Talk to Hughlon | Monday, May 13, 2013 3:17:07 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Paula: "What happened with the big balls?" Hughlon: "I can't answer that, it's an HR problem." | Monday, May 13, 2013 12:19:26 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Words cannot even begin to describe how foul I am on a Monday morning right now, even though I promised to work on my attitude/positivity | Monday, May 13, 2013 9:51:10 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| ...Or I can do it booker style... Write more shit code to handle the existing shit code.... | Monday, May 13, 2013 2:24:46 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| The way I handle dates in my twitter app is 100% fuckup code. I need to rewite it. Fuckin code is worse than booker code | Monday, May 13, 2013 2:15:38 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| This actually made me laugh outloud for like 30 seconds. Yes, I know I'm unstable: http://t.co/AOOuwwiau3 | Friday, May 10, 2013 11:27:00 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Watching our VP of Finance trying to use a NERF gun is something special... | Friday, May 10, 2013 9:23:42 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| #booker: This will be me from now on: http://t.co/1ktWT9i5E8 | Thursday, May 09, 2013 9:47:41 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Looking back at yesterday's tweets, I was fuckin off the wall. I'm chill today. Let's keep it like that. It's better for everyone | Thursday, May 09, 2013 9:39:57 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Thank you barstool for that face down ass up article that popped into my newsfeed as my boss walked over... thanks | Thursday, May 09, 2013 9:37:47 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| gotta admit. jeans is a fuckin sweet god damn talker. I was nervous as fuck to go in there and i ended up chill | Wednesday, May 08, 2013 6:04:27 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| ANXIETY IS MAD HIGH AGAIN | Wednesday, May 08, 2013 5:18:13 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'd tell this guy to eat a dick for making me downgrade redis, but he'd like it. so he should lick a box instead | Wednesday, May 08, 2013 4:30:00 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| fuck xanax. couple of beers do the same thing | Wednesday, May 08, 2013 3:20:51 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Whoever's ass is bending down loading dishes into the dishwasher, please stop before Mal yells at me for staring. | Wednesday, May 08, 2013 3:12:34 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| If they keep up this shit over here, I'm gonna end up worse than Bynes #booker | Wednesday, May 08, 2013 1:29:27 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Hughlon is a wonderful man | Wednesday, May 08, 2013 1:00:43 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Nervous breakdown starts now | Wednesday, May 08, 2013 12:37:42 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Hobbs is already trying to fuck the new project managers. They've been here 5 minutes | Wednesday, May 08, 2013 10:46:27 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @__JLu I was just thinking that. | Wednesday, May 08, 2013 10:45:32 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm gonna lose my fucking shit. I've been running this bitch MY WAY for 2 years and this guy comes in and wants to switch it all up. | Wednesday, May 08, 2013 10:39:20 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Which one of you motherfuckers up in sales can get me a xanax? | Wednesday, May 08, 2013 9:10:37 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| CHILL SON. MY SHIT TAKES VALID ARGUMENTS http://t.co/Uox5lhg2AG | Tuesday, May 07, 2013 12:32:27 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @lennon One year ago today, in response to last year's 4th de mayo party: https://t.co/63RrjDADxp | Tuesday, May 07, 2013 10:22:26 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Can't wait to get lung cancer from the WTC dust that's in my building's ventilation system. Ever since I moved here, I sneeze like a mother | Tuesday, May 07, 2013 10:18:27 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Syskill: "for real, there are more cocks than tits upstairs." | Monday, May 06, 2013 6:11:26 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Brain is SO fried I just wrote this rambling sentence: "we're all shot all day tomorrow it's the tech meeting and brent all day" | Monday, May 06, 2013 6:08:34 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| The front end team needs to shut the fuck up, those loud bastards | Monday, May 06, 2013 3:47:51 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| OMG these peppers and egg sangwiches are bawhss | Monday, May 06, 2013 12:24:35 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Yes, you can put my report in your folder anytime you want. | Monday, May 06, 2013 11:56:56 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I am the gassiest. And I have 2 Mexican/drinking parties este fin de semana. What's the over/under I end up shitting myself? | Friday, May 03, 2013 4:18:19 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @MalJNew the QA intern who's trying to bang Polina | Friday, May 03, 2013 1:16:19 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Actual Hughlon quote on Skype: "Please tell this fuking guy to shut the fuk up over here" | Friday, May 03, 2013 11:28:59 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Not sure what's fucked up more... Bynes or the build success rate for QA | Friday, May 03, 2013 10:11:17 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Hughlon is a God Damn Baller | Friday, May 03, 2013 9:41:50 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| There is NO way I fit into this small assed t shirt.. | Thursday, May 02, 2013 5:02:30 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm fat | Thursday, May 02, 2013 11:08:36 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| New work meme: #eltres (for the Tres de Mayo shitshow) | Tuesday, April 30, 2013 5:40:52 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| My FTP server legit doesn't give a fuck. It just returned: 200 Don't care http://t.co/nVFVvrAUzJ | Tuesday, April 30, 2013 4:02:04 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Observation: That batshit CE girl must not be all hopped up on coke anymore because she's been reallllll low-keyed lately | Tuesday, April 30, 2013 3:08:35 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm getting my interns confused... Because they are dudes and not relevant to my interests. | Tuesday, April 30, 2013 2:55:44 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm a metrotextual: http://t.co/cEeSaOUQVi | Tuesday, April 30, 2013 2:42:07 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Gonna add full text search to my twitter app instead of a %like% match. I was sick of assist coming up when I searched for ass | Tuesday, April 30, 2013 12:40:28 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| ...and that was a weekend. Jesus | Monday, April 29, 2013 9:45:26 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Might actually cunt punt Grace for being an absolute wise cracking bitch ass. Go off on her Joe Pesce style, like Spider in Goodfellas | Friday, April 26, 2013 3:51:32 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Not pleased that my fountain soda is empty | Friday, April 26, 2013 9:28:03 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Am I the only one who thinks the Starbucks logo chick looks like she could be a freak in bed? | Thursday, April 25, 2013 4:27:59 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| be like " yo lemmie get liek mad skrillaz k thx got bills and shit to pay, word?' | Thursday, April 25, 2013 11:25:08 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Mike McCready is an absolute beast. Come over immediately and play me guitar. | Thursday, April 25, 2013 1:46:40 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Pearl Jam's show at State College PA in 2003 is giving me the most goosebumps right now. | Thursday, April 25, 2013 1:37:06 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I want a puppy | Thursday, April 25, 2013 12:39:06 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Jeff stop whining | Wednesday, April 24, 2013 11:49:19 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| COO told me to leave a good review for our Android App. I said do it once it didn't suck. | Wednesday, April 24, 2013 11:30:39 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| The most ridiculous video you'll see of me and the Ecuadorians doing Jagerbombs junior year: http://t.co/ym4ZtXNDNz | Wednesday, April 24, 2013 1:51:00 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuck CentOS. The packages are god damn antiques. Fuckin shit shipping from 2009. I need Ubuntu Server back | Tuesday, April 23, 2013 9:24:04 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fucking Apache and CentOS. Not used to this shit. Used to Ubuntu and Lighttpd/Nginx | Tuesday, April 23, 2013 8:33:14 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| IIS + PHP = ASS (use linux with php) #bitches | Tuesday, April 23, 2013 5:12:09 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Niraj: "Bring the sexy back" | Tuesday, April 23, 2013 4:59:26 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @XtinaSchelin Fuck Firefox In reply to @XtinaSchelin's tweet | Tuesday, April 23, 2013 10:05:00 AM | Twitter Web Client |
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