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This fucking guy... They should tape his mouth shut and let him starve to death http://t.co/RI63pUuuHo Tuesday, June 02, 2015 4:32:49 PMTwitter Web Client
Oh. They pushed a bug about dialing 911. Who gives a shit about 911. I want Lollipop. Scratch that. Just give me an M dev build Tuesday, June 02, 2015 12:45:42 PMTwitter Web Client
NOPE
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, June 02, 2015 12:41:16 PMTwitter Web Client
DID VERIZON JUST PUSH LOLLIPOP FOR THE FIRST GEN MOTO X? Tuesday, June 02, 2015 12:24:25 PMTwitter Web Client
These fucking cunts are about to ruin my birthday because at 5:32 they JUST realized they're releasing untested code tomorrow you ASSHOLES Monday, June 01, 2015 5:32:19 PMTwitter Web Client
I find this hard to believe that 47% of families can't come up with fuckin $400... Who was surveyed? The poors?
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, June 01, 2015 4:10:57 PMTwitter Web Client
Cuncel da USA. Second World Country....
http://t.co/TV2JYEWaJC 		Monday, June 01, 2015 4:09:49 PMTwitter Web Client
I am SO pumped to see Big Sexy 'Tolo over at CitiField later. Guy is a character. Sunday, May 31, 2015 11:01:48 AMTwitter Web Client
See thing is New Relic is never fucking wrong and the idiot suits at my company use other horse shit alerting that is BS and always FALSE Sunday, May 31, 2015 2:56:21 AMTwitter Web Client
Oh for fucks sake with these alerts. #HATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATE Sunday, May 31, 2015 2:12:04 AMTwitter Web Client
These cunts are actually making me fail over our always on cluster right now Sunday, May 31, 2015 1:03:47 AMTwitter Web Client
Thought 2 on Google Photos: It's everything I disliked about Apple syncing photos to iCloud ;). Convenient but annoying Friday, May 29, 2015 1:50:21 PMTwitter Web Client
This is literally what we pay our designers hundreds of thousands to create. Fucking misspelled powerpoint 1998 shit http://t.co/qlXH1EygOE Friday, May 29, 2015 11:26:15 AMTwitter Web Client
Most senior asshole here getting shit on Friday, May 29, 2015 10:42:52 AMTwitter Web Client
What the fuck did I do wrong in life that I ended up on call two weekends in a row. Jesus Fucking Christ. Friday, May 29, 2015 10:42:42 AMTwitter Web Client
Chrome Canary has been an unstable, buggy piece of shit lately Thursday, May 28, 2015 4:14:25 PMTwitter Web Client
"Hi. You have one day to create a new build script and deploy a new app. It doesn't compile yet tho. BTW, let's sit in meetings for hours" Thursday, May 28, 2015 3:38:56 PMTwitter Web Client
Will you shut the fuck up? Under no circumstances is it acceptable to blabber for fucking 10 mins straight when I have shit to do. Thursday, May 28, 2015 1:51:25 PMTwitter Web Client
Just saved these joke shops $5.80/hr in unused servers. This means I get Summer Fridays back, right? Tuesday, May 26, 2015 4:41:31 PMTwitter Web Client
Looks like Time Warner's SSO is vulnerable to LogJam. New Chrome blocks it. Company can't do anything right. http://t.co/Or6MzeF9Ow Tuesday, May 26, 2015 2:34:40 PMTwitter Web Client
Also, text selection is all fucked up in Chrome Canary. I know it's beta but it's usually been solid. Been shit lately. Tuesday, May 26, 2015 1:37:25 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm going to charge fucking time warner for the extra electric Tuesday, May 26, 2015 1:36:20 PMTwitter Web Client
My cocksucking modem keeps rebooting, IP changed and fucking Time Warner won't give it to me. I need to turn off my fucking air conditioner Tuesday, May 26, 2015 1:36:07 PMTwitter Web Client
This fucking shit in a tagged release branch doesn't even compile. Tuesday, May 26, 2015 11:48:14 AMTwitter Web Client
Yes, I am working on a tooltip and I named the class #JustTheTip http://t.co/mLtcoP0kDB Friday, May 22, 2015 12:35:38 PMTwitter Web Client
They should REALLY let us know first before flying 6 F16s over lower Manhattan Friday, May 22, 2015 10:59:52 AMTwitter Web Client
It's 2015. If you use a browser popup window/separate page for a datepicker, that is shameful. So 90s. CC: @TDBank_US http://t.co/XozXXnllAb Monday, May 18, 2015 3:21:54 PMTwitter Web Client
O hay. You guys took away our Summer Fridays? NBD, I'll just take off the first three Fridays in June Monday, May 18, 2015 12:46:03 PMTwitter Web Client
So there were some music awards last night? Monday, May 18, 2015 10:22:46 AMTwitter Web Client
Kyle Hendricks/Jeff Locke both on my fantasy team facing each other this afternoon and they both pitched like shit. Couldn't even get one W Friday, May 15, 2015 6:10:22 PMTwitter Web Client
TIL ISIS Stands for Islamic State of Iraq and Syria. Never knew..

PS - Don't murder me or investigate me for mentioning those assholes 		Friday, May 15, 2015 3:37:56 PMTwitter Web Client
@smstemp Maybe some of us don't like avocados: https://t.co/Jpn7E4Lif9
In reply to @smstemp's tweet
Friday, May 15, 2015 3:34:32 PMTwitter Web Client
Not sure how I feel about the Google Play Music web redesign Thursday, May 14, 2015 2:34:13 PMTwitter Web Client
Always a better day when @XtinaSchelin gets me on an Alice in Chains kick Wednesday, May 13, 2015 3:39:55 PMTwitter Web Client
@scoopandslam 5.0 or 5.1? I heard 5.0 was a complete disaster, and lots of bugs were fixed in 5.1 and 5.1.1
In reply to @scoopandslam's tweet
Wednesday, May 13, 2015 10:57:45 AMTwitter Web Client
Already used 36 kWH of AC and it's only fucking May 12th. Global warming can suck it. Tuesday, May 12, 2015 6:20:49 PMTwitter Web Client
Happy Friday!
(PS our primary domain controller won't boot) 		Friday, May 08, 2015 12:22:42 PMTwitter Web Client
I am listening to Mike McCready's guitar solo in Alive on loop like a million times you guys Friday, May 08, 2015 12:17:56 PMTwitter Web Client
Explain how this makes any kind of sense... @TWC_Help @TWC_NYNJ http://t.co/YuLI3SQ0Kv Thursday, May 07, 2015 12:25:22 PMTwitter Web Client
You know I'm shot when I tried to trade tonight's oncall shift for kickball anfd I'm not even on call tonight. Wednesday, May 06, 2015 5:28:18 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm such a fat, fat, fattie. #SmashBurgerComa Wednesday, May 06, 2015 3:24:38 PMTwitter Web Client
BRB, heading to Starbucks' public WiFi so I can connect from there. It's a VPN tunnel. It's encrypted you fucking idiot. Tuesday, May 05, 2015 5:18:25 PMTwitter Web Client
Our security guy is a fucking moron. He blocked us from connecting to our prod VPN on corporate WiFi because it's a security risk.. Tuesday, May 05, 2015 5:17:06 PMTwitter Web Client
GOOD. IT'S A PIECE OF SHIT... Google Apparently Exploring A Design Revision For Hangouts Chrome App: http://t.co/z9SsID1108 Tuesday, May 05, 2015 11:54:42 AMTwitter Web Client
Company kickball team and another team legit tied in flip cup. this is absolutely unreal http://t.co/6dYeVOzy3U Monday, May 04, 2015 5:43:34 PMTwitter Web Client
.@foursquare's checkin history page is all jacked up on @googlechrome Canary. Probably a Chrome bug since it works fine in regular chrome Monday, May 04, 2015 4:10:49 PMTwitter Web Client
Ain't got no time for people's bullshit here. Staying happy son! Monday, May 04, 2015 3:14:44 PMTwitter Web Client
THE DOORS. It's a Doors kind of morning Monday, May 04, 2015 11:39:12 AMTwitter Web Client
Just uninstalled iTunes, Bonjour, Apple Mobile Device Support and Apple Updater. Shitty assed Windows programs I don't need anymore. Thursday, April 30, 2015 8:39:25 PMTwitter Web Client
They recommend Firefox? MOrons... Monday, April 27, 2015 11:41:20 PMTwitter Web Client
Baggadouche. Get with the program and use html5 open video codecs. None of this plugin bullshit @SHO_Network http://t.co/teQzphD1qN Monday, April 27, 2015 11:40:55 PMTwitter Web Client
Don't re-quote your previous Skypes to me cunt Monday, April 27, 2015 4:56:55 PMTwitter Web Client
@portfolioso Punctuation. I don't use it.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, April 24, 2015 9:30:17 PMTwitter Web Client
And it's working enjoyyyyy now back to Rangers & Yanks/Mets! Friday, April 24, 2015 9:30:02 PMTwitter Web Client
once again did an update and seeing if it broke my twitter app. testing Friday, April 24, 2015 9:26:50 PMTwitter Web Client
They always scream at the top of their lungs about the most politically incorrect bs when I'm trying to concentrate on this horse shit code Friday, April 24, 2015 4:45:23 PMTwitter Web Client
Improper utilization of an IoC container. And now a word from our developers: http://t.co/cbwhwMVNoV Wednesday, April 22, 2015 10:43:12 AMTwitter Web Client
This place can eat a dick Monday, April 20, 2015 2:47:03 PMTwitter Web Client
Most senior customer support rep just told me our clients were having an issue and their ISP was Cisco. #lol Wednesday, April 15, 2015 1:49:40 PMTwitter Web Client
Dude. Quiet. Nonstop yappin. Trying to work here Wednesday, April 15, 2015 9:38:17 AMTwitter Web Client
Tomorrow is Thomas Jefferson's birthday, says Google Calendar. No one gives a shit. Sunday, April 12, 2015 4:00:21 PMTwitter Web Client
I have no use for Facebook anymore. It was cool when there were networks and it was actually social. Now it's just a link dumping ground Saturday, April 11, 2015 10:05:18 PMTwitter Web Client
Was National Siblings Day even a thing last year? Don't remember this much fuss before. Facebook news feed should be renamed to sibling feed Saturday, April 11, 2015 10:04:18 PMTwitter Web Client
Um. @MalJNew just made the BEST mac and cheese right now. You're jealous. Yes you are. Friday, April 10, 2015 10:24:28 AMTwitter Web Client
Shut up Eddie Thursday, April 09, 2015 9:54:51 AMTwitter Web Client
Watching some not so legit mlb stream from Canada and all I have to say is that Canadians have some weird ass commercials. Monday, April 06, 2015 4:56:18 PMTwitter Web Client
I should be at the stadium Monday, April 06, 2015 12:55:11 PMTwitter Web Client
@ky9 Happy opening day! You excited for your new and improved Mets? PS - Bartolo Colon is hysterical. Monday, April 06, 2015 11:21:43 AMTwitter Web Client
Happy Opening Day 2015! Monday, April 06, 2015 9:47:06 AMTwitter Web Client
I just ate ghost pepper salsa like an asshole Thursday, April 02, 2015 1:59:58 PMTwitter Web Client
What kind of asshole checks in PDB files (C# debugging binaries) into source control? Wednesday, April 01, 2015 6:13:55 PMTwitter Web Client
@KFCBarstool God dammit Clancy. Now I have What's Luv on repeat #CubeLife
In reply to @KFCBarstool's tweet
Wednesday, April 01, 2015 5:31:36 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @KFCBarstool: This Francesa/Fat Joe vine might be my favorite vine ever https://t.co/T8C5QHvFVR Wednesday, April 01, 2015 4:42:42 PMTwitter Web Client
Welp, looking through my YouTube history, it's clear that the GF was chromcasting from my account at one point http://t.co/ymzqLQjvio Wednesday, April 01, 2015 4:42:07 PMTwitter Web Client
Scott Weiland just put out an album? He didn't overdose yet? Wednesday, April 01, 2015 12:26:14 PMTwitter Web Client
Listening to "New Music" on Google Play. Apparently, there's a new three Days Grace album. Sounds like it's 2003 bros. So generic. Wednesday, April 01, 2015 11:53:32 AMTwitter Web Client
Dead serious, you guys: http://t.co/1SJ1rE99Im
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, April 01, 2015 11:46:11 AMTwitter Web Client
I've been real quiet on Twitter recently. Trying to lose the negativity and bitching and ramp up the stupid Wednesday, April 01, 2015 11:18:47 AMTwitter Web Client
Giving Luda's new album a spin over on Google Play #LUDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Wednesday, April 01, 2015 11:17:20 AMTwitter Web Client
Like, I needed to potato sack her immediately
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, April 01, 2015 11:05:56 AMTwitter Web Client
Anna Gilligan was an absolute minx this morning on Good Day at the Javitz center auto show.. Minx. Wednesday, April 01, 2015 11:02:15 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @Docent_Steve: Was just offered "pure internet" from a vendor. Thank god it isn't laced with anything like some of the other vendors Wednesday, April 01, 2015 11:00:22 AMTwitter Web Client
LULZ. Just renegotiated my contract with Time Warner for another year and got a promo for awful svc. Day one? Outage. Bahahahahahhahahah Wednesday, April 01, 2015 10:42:42 AMTwitter Web Client
Don't understand how I'm supposed to get any work done if this guy TALKS about what he's going to do rather than doing anything. #letmework Friday, March 27, 2015 10:33:32 AMTwitter Web Client
shut upppppppppppppppppp Thursday, March 26, 2015 10:53:35 AMTwitter Web Client
Director of Engineering here doesn't understand fuckin source control. Wednesday, March 25, 2015 3:46:26 PMTwitter Web Client
It's 2015. How about Windows Explorer doesn't fucking hang when a mapped drive isn't available. BEEN AN ISSUE SINCE THE 90s FIX IT Tuesday, March 24, 2015 2:10:08 PMTwitter Web Client
My @googledrive is all jacked up. All the dates on items shared with me say 1969 and tons of stuff is missing Friday, March 20, 2015 1:03:29 AMTwitter Web Client
I find it a little odd that people would like a news post on facebook about a dude found hanging. Just... awkward. Friday, March 20, 2015 12:59:47 AMTwitter Web Client
Spring Break --> 90s Frat BBQ Radio is baller @googleplaymusic http://t.co/YclrTNeNNd Thursday, March 19, 2015 5:35:53 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm the new air drummer in the band Bad Kernel. Buncha dudes dressed up as colonels rocking out to lyrics about popcorn and Linux Thursday, March 19, 2015 10:56:59 AMTwitter Web Client
Asks me if I know what I'm talking about. Go fuck your mother. Last time I try to help. Tuesday, March 17, 2015 4:48:12 PMTwitter Web Client
I actually can't read Barstool anymore because their redesign fucked everything. Busted RSS, missing articles. Shit's weak. Monday, March 16, 2015 2:43:21 AMTwitter Web Client
I actually have one and didn't before but was too tipsss to find the poop emoji and wanted to tweet it anyway. Friday, March 13, 2015 6:23:10 PMTwitter Web Client
The fact that I don't have a beer right now is horseshit

🐎💩 		Friday, March 13, 2015 6:22:25 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @DadBoner: Ain't been feeling' myself lately. Feels like a thousand years since I drank a thousand beers. The darkness has fell upon my … Friday, March 13, 2015 6:16:49 PMTwitter Web Client
@KFCBarstool Tell the tech guy to fix the RSS feed on the site. I haven't read the Stool in days because it's broken and not on my Feedly
In reply to @KFCBarstool's tweet
Friday, March 13, 2015 5:23:45 PMTwitter Web Client
@ky9 or for Asians to attach it to poles and take selfies
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Friday, March 13, 2015 5:21:08 PMTwitter Web Client
Why the fuck would EMC vCenter's "new" web portal use Adobe Flash? Shit's been dead for years. Bring back the standalone or use HTML5. Friday, March 13, 2015 5:17:37 PMTwitter Web Client
This Skype meeting is interfering with my listening to 40 Oz to Freedom... Friday, March 13, 2015 1:02:01 PMTwitter Web Client