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| I work with a bunch of alcoholics, you guys. | Friday, March 09, 2012 5:56:40 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Novellabella Protip: Exit library. Enter bar. Drink. Enjoyyy. IDK any post grad who goes to a college library. Jesus In reply to @Novellabella's tweet | Friday, March 09, 2012 4:29:58 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Also, check in here: https://t.co/MhK1CbW | Friday, March 09, 2012 4:25:59 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| My boss just taught me the BEST drinking game ever. | Friday, March 09, 2012 4:25:52 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| My twitter: only useful for foursquare checkins, rants and updates about wagner's ass | Friday, March 09, 2012 2:57:33 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Wagner needs to stop walking by my desk if she wants her ass to not be stared at anymore. This is ridiculous | Friday, March 09, 2012 2:56:44 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Alexey, my fav Russian, just corrected the Marketing VP's grammar. He was like.. I don't speak perfect English, but this guy makes no sense | Friday, March 09, 2012 2:40:17 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @tomwcleary @MirrorFairfield BAHAHAHAH. What are they judging on? Past awesomeness? In reply to @tomwcleary's tweet | Friday, March 09, 2012 1:25:36 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: Life of devops in 6 word: "I thought it was staging database" | Friday, March 09, 2012 1:12:38 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This no meat thing during Lent is a bunch of bullshit. SO it's not ok to eat a burger, but it IS ok for me to get shitfaced later... #bogus | Friday, March 09, 2012 1:12:25 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Ya know... sometimesssssssssss...... | Friday, March 09, 2012 1:45:27 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| OMG the iPad HD.. I'm gonna cum | Thursday, March 08, 2012 12:43:11 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| See.. They searched my bag... But they missed the gat in my belt... Dumbasses. | Thursday, March 08, 2012 12:42:25 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| They searched me again in Grand Central today. No liberty anymore in this shithole country... | Thursday, March 08, 2012 12:41:57 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| PROTIP: Make sure your automated backups DO NOT backup the backup files. #imsuchadumbass #awfulsysadmin | Wednesday, March 07, 2012 10:46:45 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I just can't get over how fucking awesome I am | Wednesday, March 07, 2012 2:01:39 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| WHAT THE FUCK? Google rebranded the android market and renamed it Google Play? And Goog Music was combined with it? Cray Cray | Tuesday, March 06, 2012 9:32:42 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Wagner's amazing rack... | Tuesday, March 06, 2012 5:27:43 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Made it through the day without coffee | Monday, March 05, 2012 5:56:41 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| "It's not that it slipped. It just slipped a week" | Monday, March 05, 2012 11:25:12 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Niraj is absolutely KILLING it today | Monday, March 05, 2012 11:24:58 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Sometimes, you just need a fresh day. Think I found the buggy bug. | Sunday, March 04, 2012 12:32:57 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuck. It failed again. I think the data structure was wrong in the database. If this doesn't work, I'm calling it a night | Sunday, March 04, 2012 2:51:57 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Welp, it's not that my new code broke anything or caused crashes... It's just that it doesn't work. WOOF | Sunday, March 04, 2012 2:47:24 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| bitches and hos | Sunday, March 04, 2012 2:30:59 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Ah crap, I think I broke this twitter importer bullshit... | Sunday, March 04, 2012 1:45:42 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Testing! | Sunday, March 04, 2012 1:40:41 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I think I lost all credibility from those last two tweets... I should be out smacking babes asses up in Springfield with the guys | Saturday, March 03, 2012 10:04:24 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| My mom is currently listening to Moves like Jagger and she thinks the lyrics are "I've got to move myself" | Saturday, March 03, 2012 10:03:12 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| SO proud of me. Just compiled PECL oauth into php5 on Ubuntu, then got a successful JSON REST response from Twitter! teh geekiness! | Saturday, March 03, 2012 10:00:29 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @MalJNew mess | Saturday, March 03, 2012 7:44:22 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Disney Cruise ship just passed by! NYC! | Friday, March 02, 2012 5:12:46 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Twitter people: No I don't have a sister. | Friday, March 02, 2012 10:59:58 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| 100% bum. 100% unreliable...... FML | Friday, March 02, 2012 1:50:45 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| My flawless logic has a flaw in it.. WOOF | Wednesday, February 29, 2012 3:19:22 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Just called the COO out because he said that Blackberries don't use WebKit. He missed the user agent string that clearly says Webkit. Ha | Wednesday, February 29, 2012 9:27:43 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Holy shit, I just used jquery.load for the first time #noob | Wednesday, February 29, 2012 2:21:10 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Check out my random tweet generator. It will randomly display one of my tweets between now and 2009. #timewaster: http://t.co/QMi490J | Wednesday, February 29, 2012 1:40:11 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Just factory reset the company iPad and installed iOS5. First order of business: install Temple Run | Monday, February 27, 2012 5:16:04 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| "You cannot currently allowed to place this order" Nice. | Monday, February 27, 2012 2:10:41 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm testing these apostrophe's stupid asses. "Also, this is in quotes" Fucking character encoding, breaking my scripts. ' ' " " | Monday, February 27, 2012 3:57:40 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fucking fail. I tried to send @Colithika a heart, but I sent greater than 3 instead | Monday, February 27, 2012 2:10:59 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Colithika You should use it jokerface In reply to @Colithika's tweet | Monday, February 27, 2012 12:43:23 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Netbook screen resolution is absolutely disgusting. 1024x600. Can't fit a fuckin thing on this screen | Sunday, February 26, 2012 9:47:27 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Just saying, in a perfect world, I'd have no problem banging Giada, then afterwards she should cook me some fine Italian food. | Sunday, February 26, 2012 9:44:22 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| It's like 3AM. No one is on the road. Shut the fucking sirens off. Lights would be enough. Asses. | Saturday, February 25, 2012 2:53:53 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Princess kitty booboo fuck | Friday, February 24, 2012 11:42:08 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I should be a surgeon. I'm good as hell | Thursday, February 23, 2012 9:53:28 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Derick: "Man, that Control+Shift+V in Chrome totally changed my life." | Wednesday, February 22, 2012 12:44:04 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| php for fun #nolife | Tuesday, February 21, 2012 9:26:43 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I don't have time to interview this motherfucker | Tuesday, February 21, 2012 2:27:52 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| So THAT'S how you add aliases to a Xampp Apache Server: It was easy on Linux but I couldn't figure it out on Windows: http://t.co/CQLB1bc | Tuesday, February 21, 2012 12:41:17 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| godaddy fuckin sucks balls. You need a PhD to switch from nameservers to managing your own zone file | Tuesday, February 21, 2012 1:43:47 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Bluetooth is a fucking pain in the ass! | Monday, February 20, 2012 7:48:32 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Marketing department is loading up the fridge with cold brews. I like this place | Friday, February 17, 2012 3:56:04 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm doing two favors for wagner tomorrow. What's in it for me? #showmeyourtits #thisdoesntviolatethehandbookbecauseididntsignityet | Thursday, February 16, 2012 10:44:40 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @ky9 I didn't do it | Thursday, February 16, 2012 10:42:15 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Hughlon God damnit!!! Why don't the internal hostnames resolve over the VPN. #fixthatSHIT | Thursday, February 16, 2012 10:41:37 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Gigantic steel beams just falling off cranes and crashing to the ground from 40 stories outside my building. No big deal. | Thursday, February 16, 2012 11:50:58 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I mean.. If you want to borrow me after work to visit a client, a threesome will be required as proper compensation. | Thursday, February 16, 2012 11:33:03 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| ...and that's how the web to customer feature works. now lets bang. | Wednesday, February 15, 2012 5:23:43 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @mich_amore What's this I hear about a hot date? (CC: @Waspito @SonicBlur23) In reply to @mich_amore's tweet | Wednesday, February 15, 2012 2:29:06 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| tits | Wednesday, February 15, 2012 12:01:10 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| That sly motherfucker. GET. IT. BUDDY. And that just happened. bada bada bada | Wednesday, February 15, 2012 12:47:18 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Google: Start jumping rope with bitches and they'll fall for you instantly | Tuesday, February 14, 2012 12:19:38 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Finally blocked that stupid bitch who kept Twitter spamming my feed with Sentsy shit. Who gives a fuck. Not I | Tuesday, February 14, 2012 12:07:25 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Another test, mang | Tuesday, February 14, 2012 12:06:01 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| testing, sons | Tuesday, February 14, 2012 11:56:05 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @__JLu Going from an OG Droid to a G Nexus is legit because it's all stock OS and none of that skinned BS. Phone has a few quirks, but w/e | Tuesday, February 14, 2012 9:54:36 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @MalJNew Happy Valentines Day sexy bitches! Let's get naked! | Tuesday, February 14, 2012 9:40:12 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @__JLu DUDE... Windows XP is like.. an antique. It's borderline useless in 2012. Upgrade, mang | Tuesday, February 14, 2012 9:39:58 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm convinced this VP is on crack. Also, she can go fuck herself for ignoring me and not learning my wisdom. Because I know more than her | Tuesday, February 14, 2012 8:57:51 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Holy shit. We got so much snow I don't know what the fuck I'm going to do. NYC crippled for weeks! This shit's not going to melt until June. | Saturday, February 11, 2012 2:09:23 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Temple Run for Android is delayed... Figures. It SUCKS developing for Android... | Saturday, February 11, 2012 2:08:33 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuck. Just realized I only checked into 5 of the 9 bars we went at last week's barhop... Must not have been that with it... | Saturday, February 11, 2012 12:13:34 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Friday Night. Because I'm an old man and exhausted from the week, I'm doing absolutely nothing tonight. | Friday, February 10, 2012 5:30:23 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| It'll be 5 points a day if he doesn't get that shit to me in 2 hours. | Friday, February 10, 2012 10:33:33 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| http://t.co/QnDE8oC | Friday, February 10, 2012 10:33:05 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm sending my guy to collect my money... | Friday, February 10, 2012 10:30:38 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @__JLu @GadsdenMarc @michellemm22 FML. We're looking into switching our corporate website to Drupal and the COO asked me if I worked with it | Friday, February 10, 2012 8:59:05 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Spent my evening cleaning malicious code our of a WordPress install on Ubuntu. YES, LINUX. Christ! | Friday, February 10, 2012 1:35:44 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Rockin out at my desk with my LED lights strobing away. Really productive way to get QA done | Thursday, February 09, 2012 12:37:38 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fucking A, Google... Why would you ever remove the + icon on the new tab button in Chrome 17 | Thursday, February 09, 2012 10:22:43 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| This isn't real snow. It's bullshit. Needs to be like a foot to be legitimate | Wednesday, February 08, 2012 4:36:43 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| THANK CHRIST. IT WORKS! http://t.co/n7Y27qe | Wednesday, February 08, 2012 2:07:24 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Jesus Fucking Christ: http://t.co/KNzSr51 We're fucked. | Tuesday, February 07, 2012 2:03:51 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| My boss is the most legitimate. We work a block away from the parade and he's a Jets fan, and he's requiring us to go! | Tuesday, February 07, 2012 9:37:13 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Chief Operating Officer told me to stop going on hardcore rants. HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH | Tuesday, February 07, 2012 12:06:57 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| That was by far the shittiest fucking commute ever, and if it's like this every day, I'm going to fucking kill myself. Thx for moving, guys. | Monday, February 06, 2012 7:56:32 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I think my favorite commercial was the Greek yogurt one. I'd use some Pavlov conditioning to tame that psycho bitch. At least she was hot | Sunday, February 05, 2012 10:58:55 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Still can't get over the fact that there's a pic of me wearing an alligator around my neck and slow dancing w/ Dan. It's Photoshopped I say! | Sunday, February 05, 2012 11:53:48 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I have a feeling this pub crawl isn't going to end well, you guys | Friday, February 03, 2012 10:17:18 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @MalJNew YOU are a little girl crushing hard. hhhhhhh | Thursday, February 02, 2012 9:31:28 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @nyJULZmd Very unlike you | Thursday, February 02, 2012 12:04:39 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| If I have to look at this fucking Dalvik debugger for 5 more minutes, I'm going to freak. Bluetooth + Android = sucks | Tuesday, January 31, 2012 2:36:54 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| The remainder of my evening includes: Mob Wives, filing Android app bugs for my Ukranians to fix and planning our office moving out bar hop! | Monday, January 30, 2012 11:06:57 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @Frankalankster: I'll get my shit together when our government does. | Monday, January 30, 2012 10:58:54 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Such a fucking idiot. Just spent like 20 minutes debugging a script that wasn't copying a file only to realize the path was incorrect. FAIL | Monday, January 30, 2012 2:10:40 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Dougtrio: http://t.co/5AtsGeA | Monday, January 30, 2012 12:35:13 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| It's scary when the COO sends an email to the tech team with a subject of: "anything you guys want to tell me?" and blank body... JEEZ | Friday, January 27, 2012 4:19:01 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| What's this bullshit that it's 60 degrees and raining in NY in the middle of January. Fuck that noise. I want cold & snow. This winter sux | Friday, January 27, 2012 1:46:50 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Do you really have to stand aimlessly at my desk and stare out into space? Go the fuck away if you're not being useful. | Friday, January 27, 2012 11:40:16 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| LOLZ. Santorum: The US spreads cancer in Cuba | Thursday, January 26, 2012 9:33:06 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| its funny how much more beer yo can drink quickly when your day is shitty vs when its good... | Thursday, January 26, 2012 5:18:09 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| QA is so much easier with lots of beers. hhhh | Thursday, January 26, 2012 5:17:15 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Our new VP of Business Development is awesome. Really educated, professional and fun guy | Thursday, January 26, 2012 3:02:39 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I need to teach my boy Anton in the Ukraine how to make a proper Android app. Guy coded a complete disaster... HHHH | Thursday, January 26, 2012 12:06:47 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Day 1 of the new IT guy hire and we're tight already. Damn straight... Ya can't put me on the list or I'll cause hell... Best be my friend. | Wednesday, January 25, 2012 2:07:53 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @mich_amore so sassy ;) In reply to @mich_amore's tweet | Wednesday, January 25, 2012 1:04:41 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @mich_amore Finally caved to Google+? In reply to @mich_amore's tweet | Wednesday, January 25, 2012 12:58:09 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @MalJNew Mob Wives!!! Yeah Karen's a b and a half... She's awful | Tuesday, January 24, 2012 10:12:08 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Pinterest seems slow. Growing pains.. Not enough Mongo and Redis. Get it together, bitches | Tuesday, January 24, 2012 9:51:20 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Forget watching the State of the Union... Summary: "I didn't do jack shit" | Tuesday, January 24, 2012 9:07:25 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Finally time for bed! | Tuesday, January 24, 2012 7:43:19 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @RockNationRadio @GadsdenMarc Maresc, you're out of your mind. Corpses sound better that that joke of a performance In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet | Tuesday, January 24, 2012 7:43:15 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I could got for a steak right about now | Tuesday, January 24, 2012 2:43:05 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @__JLu Yeah I tested the mouse with a click counter and every once in a while, it registered two clicks when I pressed it once. | Monday, January 23, 2012 9:29:58 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @VtotheFlo You worry too much. That's not awk. It's awesome. I would have pretended to be the blind date just to fuck with him. In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet | Monday, January 23, 2012 8:29:56 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Pretty sure that even though I worked from home today, I was still such a dick to Michelle and she probably wants to kill me | Monday, January 23, 2012 6:30:06 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @__JLu When your name's Kim Dotcom, you're automatically a baller. Either way, he's a braggard joke / the net is doomed. Good point, abusers | Monday, January 23, 2012 1:38:58 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm all for the Giants, but this is the stupidest fucking Foursquare checkin ever. If you checked in, you're a moron: https://t.co/hUcITry | Monday, January 23, 2012 3:43:46 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| "They tried to get an official statement regarding Paterno's death from Sandusky, but he was in the shower" | Sunday, January 22, 2012 1:19:47 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Yay! Snow! | Saturday, January 21, 2012 12:45:47 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @scoopANDslam @kerbear88 Nah, good point. They only support native retweet.. And I can't copy tweets which is annoying. Otherwise, its legit In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet | Friday, January 20, 2012 11:41:55 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: Nothing is give false sense of security like great success of load test in stage. | Friday, January 20, 2012 11:41:09 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @kerbear88 The official one works just fine. They improved it 100% since it first came out. I know @scoopANDslam hates it. In reply to @kerbear88's tweet | Friday, January 20, 2012 11:35:19 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| FUCK YEAH: http://t.co/og6BopS | Thursday, January 19, 2012 9:21:36 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Ok sirens, we get it. Shut up... | Thursday, January 19, 2012 10:40:51 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Would be nice if I didn't rip my sleeve open and look like I'm homeless this early in the morning | Thursday, January 19, 2012 10:24:52 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Heading to the Emergency NY Tech Meetup against SOPA and PIPA. Join us: http://t.co/4UpIsIy #nytmSOS | Wednesday, January 18, 2012 12:37:45 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @michellemm22 You mean people from upstate? In reply to @michellemm22's tweet | Wednesday, January 18, 2012 11:18:15 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Tell Congress: Don't censor the web! http://t.co/wW1Vzur | Wednesday, January 18, 2012 11:05:02 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @__JLu: i wanna change all the QR codes on the heinz ketchup bottles at the bar to redirect to meatspin | Wednesday, January 18, 2012 12:39:34 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| New Blog Post: There is no new blog post (site offline in protest of SOPA and PIPA) http://t.co/nuuB7nG | Wednesday, January 18, 2012 12:26:20 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Do I write our mobile version release notes, or go to bed? I'll decide in 20! | Tuesday, January 17, 2012 12:06:38 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| BANG BANG BANG. #stopcominguptomydeskifyourethathotifyouwantmetoactuallybeproductive | Monday, January 16, 2012 4:58:39 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Thank you MLK Jr. for delaying payday. Asshole. | Monday, January 16, 2012 10:11:21 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Geminis trending on Twitter. Holler | Sunday, January 15, 2012 4:00:45 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| 55 yr old dude absolutely killing it on the train tonight. Guy was hysterical. If my phone wasn't dead, I'd have gem youtube footage | Saturday, January 14, 2012 2:51:25 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'll be at the Emergency NY Tech Meetup on January 18 to stop SOPA and PIPA. Join us: http://t.co/4UpIsIy #nytmSOS | Friday, January 13, 2012 6:30:33 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Alexey just made the most baller coffee. | Friday, January 13, 2012 5:39:56 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Jesus Christ. Everyone is orange in this office this morning | Friday, January 13, 2012 9:39:01 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuck man. There's not enough TIME in the day... | Thursday, January 12, 2012 10:29:11 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Jesus Christ, Reddit. TMI. Didn't need to know that: http://t.co/5MJ5Y0h | Thursday, January 12, 2012 8:54:22 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| B.I.G! P.O, P.P.A! | Thursday, January 12, 2012 5:10:04 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| The waves! I don't get them | Thursday, January 12, 2012 10:42:25 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Evolution of the Verizon FiOS Set Top Box and how Verizon plans to become more sustainable: http://t.co/MvIrGS1! | Wednesday, January 11, 2012 9:01:38 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @BriBTC If you want to head a little east, @wateringholenyc has decent food. Dukes is also right across the street. IDK around broadway | Wednesday, January 11, 2012 4:11:33 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| To whomever is making hot pockets in this office: Fuck you and bring me one because now I'm hungry | Wednesday, January 11, 2012 3:44:39 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Probably not a good idea that I bet on football with our Chief Administrative officer and General Council... | Saturday, January 07, 2012 1:54:08 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @DrPeterThraft: Re women. All women are bisexual due to the fact the female design is irresistibly beautiful - Dr Peter Thraft | Friday, January 06, 2012 1:07:09 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: Secret of success is hire people which are more smartass than you. | Friday, January 06, 2012 1:00:46 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| And by dibs, i meant threesome | Wednesday, January 04, 2012 5:42:34 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Dibs on everyone in the marketing office right now | Wednesday, January 04, 2012 5:38:18 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @plasma2002 I heard namecheap was good. I think it's actually cheaper. I was asking around too. I might switch In reply to @plasma2002's tweet | Wednesday, January 04, 2012 3:06:51 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Where the fuck is Raul? I want my football pool money | Wednesday, January 04, 2012 12:41:03 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Should have jumped off the Grand Canyon when I had the chance. I got back and have to clean up everyone's mess. They don't pay me enough! | Wednesday, January 04, 2012 11:54:05 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Ok I'm either tripping really hard or everything on the internet isn't working right. I'm going to bed. | Wednesday, January 04, 2012 3:37:14 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fucking Facebook isn't working right. I can't get pictures of me tagged to show up right. Assholes | Wednesday, January 04, 2012 2:53:40 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| No ma, I'm going to a fucking desert. I don't need an umbrella or poncho. hhhh | Wednesday, December 28, 2011 5:40:41 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Welp, this is going to sum up the trip: http://t.co/TVaDQlQ | Tuesday, December 27, 2011 10:45:04 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| My ass hurts from sitting on my wallet because it's too full #firstworldproblems | Tuesday, December 27, 2011 6:28:31 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @__JLu I'm seriously looking into namecheap. I think it will actually be less expensive for a private reg. GoDaddy really screwed themselves | Tuesday, December 27, 2011 3:32:49 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Old news, but: Despite the fact that the Giants are more legit, the Jets lost because Sanchez was too busy banging Kate Upton. It's karma. | Monday, December 26, 2011 3:33:16 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fucking moron IT consultant that my company uses got his email hacked and is now spamming us with virus email. Guy doesn't know jack. Fired! | Monday, December 26, 2011 2:08:46 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Powershell for the win, biddies. Now I go to bed and dream that this reindeer comes to visit tonight: http://t.co/fkZEukn | Sunday, December 25, 2011 3:54:50 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Took 40 mins to get this to work: Get-Childitem -recurse | where-object {!($_.psiscontainer)} | ForEach-Object {$_.Attributes = 'Archive'} | Sunday, December 25, 2011 3:49:36 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Two hours and I'm out this bitch for a week. | Friday, December 23, 2011 5:00:04 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuck off to whoever ordered Chinese in this office. Now give me some | Friday, December 23, 2011 2:30:51 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @__JLu GoDaddy is pro SOPA, has a cluttered UI and spam phone calls my google voice line. They're done. What's a good registrar, abusers | Thursday, December 22, 2011 9:25:35 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| When Daniel is disappointed in you, it's the scariest thing ever. | Thursday, December 22, 2011 11:20:55 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| If SOPA passes, I will become an anarchist and terrorist. | Wednesday, December 21, 2011 11:46:11 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @Android: Happy holidays, from everyone on the @Android team: http://t.co/TFWpZ2T2 | Wednesday, December 21, 2011 2:56:33 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Cheers to the person who sent me a call from Santa. I have a feeling it was @Onethirdof3x5 because Santa called me a homeskillet | Tuesday, December 20, 2011 3:37:21 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Read random tweets of mine: http://t.co/yjBPie1 (looks like shit.. I just did the db work and php, not the frontend so stfu) | Tuesday, December 20, 2011 3:18:14 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Odd. Why does the Galaxy Nexus only charge in the horizontal position with a 12v car charger? | Sunday, December 18, 2011 4:26:40 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @BriBTC I've been saying Dolan was an asshole since 2002. It's old news. | Friday, December 16, 2011 3:48:24 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @scoopANDslam Yeah... Like. I talked about it so much before the release I figured I'd shut up and annoy people less now that I have one ;) In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet | Friday, December 16, 2011 10:59:42 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @scoopANDslam Fail. I'm a little slow this morning In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet | Friday, December 16, 2011 10:34:48 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @scoopANDslam Yes, I got the Nexus. I was pretty quiet about it here. Didn't want to cause pain for my followers. I already was OCD before In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet | Friday, December 16, 2011 10:27:30 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Oof... Had this Nexus unplugged since 8AM and the battery is at 80%...... | Friday, December 16, 2011 9:47:24 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| This 9/11/11 Pearl Jam Concert is fucking boss. Wish I was there. Thanks Android and Google Music for getting me that fo free | Friday, December 16, 2011 2:16:03 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @StephenAtHome: My office Christmas party is tonight, which means my office apology party will be tomorrow. | Friday, December 16, 2011 1:00:13 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm pretty sure my favorite Christmas gift of all time was Pokemon Blue in 5th grade. Shit was REAL | Thursday, December 15, 2011 5:10:43 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @GadsdenMarc What's the political/Drupal expert's opinions on Ron Paul, sir? In reply to @GadsdenMarc's tweet | Thursday, December 15, 2011 5:01:00 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| The Galaxy Nexus has a bigger dick than your phone. Just saying. | Thursday, December 15, 2011 4:38:37 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| My mom just asked me if I was going to go to the Apple store to get my Galaxy Nexus tomorrow. Typical. | Thursday, December 15, 2011 12:16:59 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| txt from @MalJNew: "you're going to have sex with the phone, I just know it" hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh | Wednesday, December 14, 2011 7:00:57 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| It's the second coming of Christ! I finally get my Galaxy Nexus tomorrow. Fuckin A that was a painful wait. | Wednesday, December 14, 2011 6:35:12 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| THIS IS SOOO ALEXEY: RT @DEVOPS_BORAT You can able tell senior devops by they are go batshit crazy at least of once per day. | Wednesday, December 14, 2011 6:07:57 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| BAHAHAHAHAHA: http://t.co/3CJvHrJ | Wednesday, December 14, 2011 1:08:26 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| nom: http://t.co/BfH3CO2 | Tuesday, December 13, 2011 9:04:46 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @scoopANDslam Those stupid ass bronx stops where like 2 doors open piss me off. It's NYC. You don't need Metro North. Take a subway instead In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet | Tuesday, December 13, 2011 5:59:58 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| We all know that █████ investigate ██ ███████ ████,government █████ █████ are ██████████ for █████ ████ the ██████ and everything is fine... | Tuesday, December 13, 2011 3:53:47 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Mother. Fucker. When did CopSSH go from being free to fucking paid... How am I supposed to tunnel now - I lost the installer. | Tuesday, December 13, 2011 1:18:41 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| This lousy bitch still calls me and breaks my balls on her day off for things that she should have handled last Friday.... What a b | Monday, December 12, 2011 1:47:38 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @L8to89 You get the point, Mr. Technical | Monday, December 12, 2011 1:20:31 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| It's 11:30. I can use a beer. If it's there, why not. | Monday, December 12, 2011 11:29:07 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I love the fact that there's still a half full keg of Sam Adams in our office. We'll be utilizing that at 5PM | Monday, December 12, 2011 11:26:16 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I can't get more than 2 minutes to myself here without someone coming up to me bc they need something. Like. I can't get shit done. Go away. | Monday, December 12, 2011 10:26:26 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| That was fucking brilliant!!! Ho.Ly.Shit. | Sunday, December 11, 2011 11:54:32 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This is the geekiest thing ever and I love it. Why didn't we have this when I was in school? http://t.co/znDWvf4 | Sunday, December 11, 2011 4:32:07 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Just hacked into this database for you. What's in it for me? | Friday, December 09, 2011 3:41:36 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Novellabella Stop retweeting morons who don't know the difference between who's and whose In reply to @Novellabella's tweet | Thursday, December 08, 2011 11:54:06 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I WIN. Never try to challenge me. | Thursday, December 08, 2011 12:02:42 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Steve Jobs-ing so badly right now. I'm at war with the dev team and I WILL get my way. | Thursday, December 08, 2011 11:47:16 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| PUPPIES! http://t.co/3TzQNbn | Thursday, December 08, 2011 12:41:38 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Does it ever stop FUCKING raining over in this bitch? | Wednesday, December 07, 2011 9:19:46 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @__JLu I need to go on a trip later this month and my phone is too shitty for it | Wednesday, December 07, 2011 8:39:13 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @__JLu It wouldn't be bad if I wasnt using a dumbphone. I'm legit buying a used smartphone right now. the nexus isn't coming out in 2011 | Wednesday, December 07, 2011 8:38:46 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| you've gotta be fucking kidding me | Wednesday, December 07, 2011 8:10:02 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| fuck these motherfuckers: http://news.cnet.com/8301-1035_3-57338812-94/verizon-delays-the-launch-of-the-galaxy-nexus/ | Wednesday, December 07, 2011 8:06:43 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @TMobile I don't care about #FindTheElf. I'd rather find the TMobile Girl | Wednesday, December 07, 2011 11:50:57 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I do magical things for this company | Wednesday, December 07, 2011 11:46:05 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Why does the server load spike ridiculously when I publish a WP post on one of my cloud servers? Grr. I'll have to rebuild it. Misconfig... | Wednesday, December 07, 2011 10:07:54 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @majlnew: "MY PUPPYTIME APP DOESN'T WORK!!!!" #firstworldproblems. Tell Siri to fix it. | Tuesday, December 06, 2011 6:42:24 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| POPCORN! Smells like the dorms freshman year | Tuesday, December 06, 2011 5:03:07 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| And after like 3.5 hours, I finally got it! | Tuesday, December 06, 2011 3:52:32 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Well that sucked. I wanted to surprise everyone tomorrow with magical new features, but Joomla was too busy sucking dick instead | Tuesday, December 06, 2011 3:13:54 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Welp, Joomla looks like it's just about as awful as Drupal | Tuesday, December 06, 2011 2:05:55 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Well that was scary as fuck. I pretty much broke 5 company websites because I fucked with one .htaccess file and had no clue. Reverted! | Tuesday, December 06, 2011 1:26:48 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I've been using bash for so long that I am so lost in a Windows command line. I keep typing ls and it took me like 3 mins to remember dir | Tuesday, December 06, 2011 12:02:23 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Welp, that was a waste of time | Monday, December 05, 2011 4:13:31 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Heading over to the Samsung Experience NYC to check out a Verizon Galaxy Nexus. | Monday, December 05, 2011 2:35:11 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I NEED THIS IMMEDIATELY: http://t.co/Sp9Ix4H | Monday, December 05, 2011 2:05:18 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| It's scary when Alexey throws his mouse. | Monday, December 05, 2011 2:01:17 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I just want to leave work right now and go play with this phone | Monday, December 05, 2011 10:57:04 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Novellabella Just download it. In reply to @Novellabella's tweet | Monday, December 05, 2011 10:53:34 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Heading over to Samsung Experience NYC at lunch to demo a Verizon Galaxy Nexus that's supposedly on display there. | Monday, December 05, 2011 10:53:09 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| The Galaxy Nexus visited the FCC for Approval on AT&T. At this fucking rate, it will never come out on Verizon. Those fuckers. | Friday, December 02, 2011 6:17:48 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Our Android app is a piece of shit | Friday, December 02, 2011 4:45:37 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @__JLu Websites like that are funny. For ex http://t.co/4rSA0sl I send that out at work when ppl don't give enough details to the tech team | Thursday, December 01, 2011 10:38:52 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @__JLu Doesn't mean anything to me, abusers http://t.co/FbNYbqj | Thursday, December 01, 2011 5:10:52 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| My twitter apparently makes me sound like a geek and an alcoholic. nice | Thursday, December 01, 2011 4:36:52 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @Android: Happy December! Angry Birds Seasons has arrived in Android Market with 25 new levels of pig pummeling holiday fun: http://t ... | Thursday, December 01, 2011 4:33:37 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Have I mentioned I need a smartphone? | Thursday, December 01, 2011 11:03:59 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Someone. Bring. Me. This. Bitch. Ass. Phone: http://t.co/FmaSBHL | Thursday, December 01, 2011 1:51:18 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| OOPS... Looks like the blog is down until I get the DNS under control #failedservermigration | Thursday, December 01, 2011 12:06:43 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| up arrow wasn't returning history of all commands on my ubuntu server in Putty. Permissions wrong on .bash_history. Fixed. Yay | Wednesday, November 30, 2011 10:56:22 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| We need to get hotter Rockettes... | Wednesday, November 30, 2011 8:45:07 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fucking Biebs ruining the tree lighting.... | Wednesday, November 30, 2011 8:39:55 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Waspito Knowing them, I'll still have a dumbphone by the time we head out there. Which sucks bc I won't be able to Foursquare | Wednesday, November 30, 2011 6:40:57 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I had a dream that I had my Galaxy Nexus and was in Arizona and all was well. Then I woke up and life sucked because I was using an Env3 | Wednesday, November 30, 2011 4:17:44 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: You can able tell junior devops by they are not protect themselve when they are fuck with database. | Wednesday, November 30, 2011 1:46:16 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Pretty sure saving Word and Excel docs to my network drive at work through my VPN is slower than saving to a fuckin floppy disk | Wednesday, November 30, 2011 1:23:50 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Pet peeve: My mom singing Katy Perry songs in whiny falsetto | Tuesday, November 29, 2011 10:43:57 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Nice to know that I procrastinate just as much at work than at college. Stuff due tomorrow @ 3 for the COO. Didn't finish. It'll get done. | Tuesday, November 29, 2011 10:17:40 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| 2AM and I'm writing systems integration documentation. #superawesome #not | Tuesday, November 29, 2011 2:02:57 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| About to watch yesterday's Boardwalk Empire. Heard there's a legit twist. Can't wait! | Monday, November 28, 2011 10:28:12 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @__JLu No I have not used a Dvorak keyboard layout before! Where would I get that? I used a European keyboard once. Shit was impossible | Monday, November 28, 2011 10:17:51 PM | Twitter Web Client |
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