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There are two goofballs who have not stepped away from our XBox all morning #MailTime Monday, December 23, 2013 11:46:09 AMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew suck it
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Monday, December 23, 2013 11:38:00 AMTwitter Web Client
"I'm a fray" - @MalJNew yesterdya evening. Was this actually a typo of cray? You said this in THREE different texts.. Monday, December 23, 2013 11:36:04 AMTwitter Web Client
Just came across the Lessard soundboard from London and I nearly pissed my pants Sunday, December 22, 2013 9:21:03 PMTwitter Web Client
@RockNationRadio @GadsdenMarc video from TSO http://t.co/yJcmZHxQSL Sunday, December 22, 2013 6:31:37 PMTwitter Web Client
Am I in a bubble? turntable.fm shut down on 12/2 and I just found out now? But I have a MILLION tech blogs on my feedly...... Sunday, December 22, 2013 4:09:46 PMTwitter Web Client
This Pope goes against everything I hate about the Catholic church. What a guy http://t.co/FfH4bBNk35 Sunday, December 22, 2013 1:41:20 PMTwitter Web Client
MTA alert emails really need to stop changing up their abbreviations. Messing with my Gmail Filters. Brooklyn = Bklyn OR BRKLYN OR BKLN. Friday, December 20, 2013 4:04:58 PMTwitter Web Client
Out server naming conventions can eat a dick. How am I supposed to know the difference between PSSS1QA and PSSIS1QA? Friday, December 20, 2013 4:04:18 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @KFCBarstool: These are great license plates. Not good. Great #YeahJeets RT @afeintesti: What do y'all think about the new plates? http:… Friday, December 20, 2013 3:14:17 PMTwitter Web Client
This emergency bullshit call is making me miss my 2PM meeting... AT THE BAR Friday, December 20, 2013 2:01:44 PMTwitter Web Client
Gabe, shut the fuck up. Friday, December 20, 2013 1:31:31 PMTwitter Web Client
Colin is still talking. Shut up Friday, December 20, 2013 12:15:26 PMTwitter Web Client
Colin, shut the fuck up. Friday, December 20, 2013 12:07:16 PMTwitter Web Client
0 sympathy for this family whatsoever. You're rich anyway shut the fuck up you crazy bible nutjobs and respect people http://t.co/d1ScQrV2a8 Friday, December 20, 2013 10:05:47 AMTwitter Web Client
Our new UX director looks like a stiff. Guy needs a couple of drinks to loosen up Friday, December 20, 2013 9:59:08 AMTwitter Web Client
Boss has a bottle of Elija Craig on his desk and I'm tempted to have some to cure my cold. Don't care that it's 9:45am Friday, December 20, 2013 9:45:44 AMTwitter Web Client
Just added an "All tweets from this day" button on my random tweet generator page: Sometimes, you need more context: http://t.co/fCUJcpfuRg Friday, December 20, 2013 1:28:17 AMTwitter Web Client
I don't want Mike McCready to play solos for me. I NEED Mike McCready to play solos for me: http://t.co/brUtGhshkp Friday, December 20, 2013 12:18:23 AMTwitter Web Client
If this doesn't make you cry your eyes out, then we probably couldn't be friends: http://t.co/T0IiiwOSdB Thursday, December 19, 2013 10:26:02 AMTwitter Web Client
fuck this shit. ima go play in the snow Tuesday, December 17, 2013 12:11:58 PMTwitter Web Client
Rollout sucked, rollback caused an outage, IT guy has some girly high school drama with me. what a great day Tuesday, December 17, 2013 12:08:03 PMTwitter Web Client
Gatsby themed holiday party BLOWS. How am I supposed to compete with overachievers who look like they just left the Boardwalk Empire set? Monday, December 16, 2013 4:37:56 PMTwitter Web Client
Blasting some RATM when you're pissed off is one of the best things possible Monday, December 16, 2013 3:54:39 PMTwitter Web Client
FRONT END TEAM: SHUT THE FUCK UP. ALL OF YOU Monday, December 16, 2013 3:09:20 PMTwitter Web Client
Literally played Traffic Racer on the shitter for 20 minutes. #mailtime CC: @SonicBlur23 Monday, December 16, 2013 2:48:52 PMTwitter Web Client
Look at these fucking suits. Might as well CUNCEL DA holiday party... We're not a startup anymore, Toto. http://t.co/aG2bsX33hx Monday, December 16, 2013 12:03:28 PMTwitter Web Client
It's official. I'm gonna drop dead of a heart attack at 35 because I'm a hyper, negative, lazy out of shape Type A personailty asshole. Monday, December 16, 2013 10:20:18 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm gonna punch someone in the face today Monday, December 16, 2013 9:37:31 AMTwitter Web Client
need to lose weight. feel like a tub of shit Friday, December 13, 2013 4:36:14 PMTwitter Web Client
4PM and I'm hungover as fuck still.. This is awful Friday, December 13, 2013 4:19:19 PMTwitter Web Client
Just made fun of Perl. Offended all the old dudes.... Thursday, December 12, 2013 6:13:19 PMTwitter Web Client
the fact that I memorized all the aspnet_regiis.exe switches demonstrates to me that I deal with too much bullshit Thursday, December 12, 2013 5:56:46 PMTwitter Web Client
Working at this company on this software combined with the shithole of Lower Manhattan and tourists... I need anger management Thursday, December 12, 2013 3:21:26 PMTwitter Web Client
Wordpress updates always scare me because of the potential to break my twitter app. Does this work? Thursday, December 12, 2013 1:13:58 PMTwitter Web Client
99 stupid ass bugs in the code
99 bugs in the code
patch one down, compile it around
117 bugs in the code
(via @XtinaSchelin) 		Thursday, December 12, 2013 11:58:52 AMTwitter Web Client
Joe P: "Yo AppFabric sucks a dick" Thursday, December 12, 2013 11:09:30 AMTwitter Web Client
CTO did NOT appreciate me blasting Christmas in Hollis while other suits were visiting Wednesday, December 11, 2013 5:37:53 PMTwitter Web Client
In theory, this shouldn't break #FiveWordTechHorrors @XtinaSchelin Wednesday, December 11, 2013 4:19:46 PMTwitter Web Client
The merge broke my build #FiveWordTechHorrors Wednesday, December 11, 2013 4:16:33 PMTwitter Web Client
PCI auditors have nonstop requests #FiveWordTechHorrors Wednesday, December 11, 2013 4:16:04 PMTwitter Web Client
Gonna change Gabe's title to "Knows it all" Wednesday, December 11, 2013 9:16:35 AMTwitter Web Client
Steve, I just sat down you stupid cunt. Get the fuck away from me Wednesday, December 11, 2013 8:53:25 AMTwitter Web Client
Now I need to figure out why this cuntish software doesn't compile Tuesday, December 10, 2013 7:43:53 PMTwitter Web Client
No kidding. Guy's a fuckin asshole. (But so were the other choices): http://t.co/NnVe92ABS2 Tuesday, December 10, 2013 2:15:46 PMTwitter Web Client
Random thought: Wish I could turn my desk into a drumset Monday, December 09, 2013 5:27:34 PMTwitter Web Client
Tell these Beauteeze skanks to stop assraping my API. 500 calls per minute? Cache. Jokers Monday, December 09, 2013 5:26:00 PMTwitter Web Client
Just had a legit "Happy Monday" lunch with my favorite @MalJNew Monday, December 09, 2013 2:57:03 PMTwitter Web Client
No, not excited to go to fuckin Newark. Buy a one way ticket there and it thinks I'm going there. For sure not. http://t.co/41b88yvYaX Thursday, December 05, 2013 9:46:41 PMTwitter Web Client
PRESS ALL THE BUTTONS Thursday, December 05, 2013 12:28:29 PMTwitter Web Client
This place sucks a dick. I'm so over it Wednesday, December 04, 2013 12:31:45 PMTwitter Web Client
I FUCKING HATE SECURITY AUDITORS Wednesday, December 04, 2013 12:29:13 PMTwitter Web Client
Natalia is flat out topless in her Facebook profile pic Wednesday, December 04, 2013 12:43:49 AMTwitter Web Client
This shit can eat my dick: http://t.co/32JRTyJxKX So fucking convoluted Tuesday, December 03, 2013 2:24:09 PMTwitter Web Client
Mad chill right now, you guys. Tuesday, December 03, 2013 9:34:46 AMTwitter Web Client
"He looks white out of one eye but pale out of the other" - @MalJNew "That's like saying he's black in one eye and negro in the other" mikey Sunday, December 01, 2013 5:57:31 PMTwitter Web Client
But I don't think you understand how amazing my girl's dinner was. Sunday, December 01, 2013 5:42:02 PMTwitter Web Client
wasted Sunday, December 01, 2013 4:47:07 PMTwitter Web Client
WTF. When I run this in a .bat file, it doesnt work but it does from the command line: curl -s -w %{http_code} http://t.co/n7C9fyrVoq Friday, November 29, 2013 9:55:34 AMTwitter Web Client
@XtinaSchelin When I read "my hands are typing words," it reminded me of you. idk why. I can picture you saying it. Happy Thanksgiving!
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Thursday, November 28, 2013 9:26:26 AMTwitter Web Client
I see Christopher Huntley still has a hard on for Drupal: http://t.co/reZ7yeru0b @GadsdenMarc @michellemm22 @__JLu Wednesday, November 27, 2013 12:22:22 AMTwitter Web Client
One of my mercurial comments on a checkin told a client to get their lives together Tuesday, November 26, 2013 1:08:15 PMTwitter Web Client
Trying to debug our piece of shit API because it crashes. Enabled crash dumps. In 20 seconds, it dumped 73 gigs. Fucking piece. Place sux Monday, November 25, 2013 3:26:46 PMTwitter Web Client
Sure this wasn't you, abusers? @__JLu http://t.co/e5xnfSKa18 Saturday, November 23, 2013 11:28:43 AMTwitter Web Client
Meg: "Also I have 2 questions for you because I believe you know everything" Duh. I've tweeted that I know it all before Thursday, November 21, 2013 12:58:22 PMTwitter Web Client
I can't stand this fucking company Wednesday, November 20, 2013 1:19:55 PMTwitter Web Client
Anyone have a copy of AM New York? I need to cut out multiple copies of Chris Christie's giant face. Wednesday, November 20, 2013 9:50:53 AMTwitter Web Client
I need a #YeahJeets shirt and I needed it 2 years ago when I first heard this story. Yes, I knew about this 2 years ago. Tuesday, November 19, 2013 12:20:40 PMTwitter Web Client
Fucking director of engineering... Asks for shit that can't be rolled back. I do it. Shit breaks. He freaks out. Tuesday, November 19, 2013 12:08:50 PMTwitter Web Client
@Fantasy_Mania #YeahJeets Tuesday, November 19, 2013 1:26:11 AMTwitter Web Client
20 years since Nirvana Unplugged in New York. Legit! ♪♬ Monday, November 18, 2013 10:44:24 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm a wild child today. I can just tell. Thursday, November 14, 2013 2:46:43 PMTwitter Web Client
Pussy magnet http://t.co/uaLqHqrRD2 Thursday, November 14, 2013 9:17:43 AMTwitter Web Client
You're a fucking asshole if your offing yourself results in delays for thousands: http://t.co/zSDEzIOFVg Death isn't good enough punishment Wednesday, November 13, 2013 12:32:34 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm all about jammin to ghetto old skool rap beats today. I'm talkin Nas, Geto Boys, Biggie. Yes I spelled it skool. Wednesday, November 13, 2013 12:26:12 PMTwitter Web Client
Aahhhh. This coffee's tight Wednesday, November 13, 2013 10:29:42 AMTwitter Web Client
BEST. WORK. EMAIL. EVER. "We want to make sure we have coverage at Beer Pong as well as Cornhole." #Uncubed Wednesday, November 13, 2013 9:59:41 AMTwitter Web Client
@kerbear88 I have a view of Jersey City and a construction site
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Tuesday, November 12, 2013 5:09:17 PMTwitter Web Client
What dumb bastards actually thought Poland Spring was from Poland? Nice opening line bro http://t.co/VRDxDnuLsE Tuesday, November 12, 2013 11:35:05 AMTwitter Web Client
Legit told our architect that our queues didn't work due to permissions. He flat out denied it. 20 mins later, he told me to fix permissions Tuesday, November 12, 2013 11:33:23 AMTwitter Web Client
If you checked into snowpocalypse on Foursquare for a couple of flurries, you're a fucking asshole. Tuesday, November 12, 2013 9:23:26 AMTwitter Web Client
A wise guy's always right. Even when he's wrong, he's right. Saturday, November 09, 2013 11:46:30 AMTwitter Web Client
This shit is tight: http://t.co/Az48j0Nzul Thursday, November 07, 2013 10:39:10 PMTwitter Web Client
How many fucking times do I need to tell these people I know it all. Just argued with my boss about something for 5 minutes and I was right Wednesday, November 06, 2013 4:58:08 PMTwitter Web Client
I look like an 80s porn star with this stache #Movember Wednesday, November 06, 2013 12:14:36 PMTwitter Web Client
Google doodle today is basically a giant cock Tuesday, November 05, 2013 9:59:14 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin COCKSUCKER has some nerve to tell me how to roll out my software at 12:34AM if he's not going to actually do anything Monday, November 04, 2013 7:24:27 PMTwitter Web Client
Huge thanks to @XtinaSchelin for fixing that revision checker bug. TIL: -0 is NOT < 0, it's <= 0 Monday, November 04, 2013 1:01:39 PMTwitter Web Client
This Movember thing... I'm gonna look like Creepster Mcgee Monday, November 04, 2013 1:44:46 AMTwitter Web Client
Was just asked to remove the smiley emoji I put on our system stats page because we haven't had incidents. We also have no sense of humor Friday, November 01, 2013 4:15:18 PMTwitter Web Client
@XtinaSchelin Um... The logic used to calculate the build status on the rev checker is dark magic. Have no clue how or why it works... Wednesday, October 30, 2013 1:51:26 AMTwitter Web Client
Whoever is eating tuna fish on this train really needs to reevaluate their life Tuesday, October 29, 2013 9:23:47 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm kind of awesome Saturday, October 26, 2013 10:44:38 AMTwitter Web Client
Vote for this shit you politician assed cunts: http://t.co/nAjRSeM94d Or else my commute starts to rape me in 2014 Thursday, October 24, 2013 3:29:05 PMTwitter Web Client
First line: "Connecticut is known for great pizza" FOR SURE NOT. CT Pizza is ass http://t.co/WEyBwvsuek Wednesday, October 23, 2013 9:23:05 AMTwitter Web Client
Things I don't need on a Tuesday morning: TK's saggy assed floppy bra-less titties #VOM Tuesday, October 22, 2013 10:16:26 AMTwitter Web Client
I WILL unfollow you on Instagram if every single picture you post is a fucking BitStrips comic Monday, October 21, 2013 9:38:18 AMTwitter Web Client
My boy Barry on Metro North made my day again. They told him to stop telling people "no wiggling" but he did it anyway. #badass Monday, October 21, 2013 9:11:58 AMTwitter Web Client
JON LESTAH, THE DODGIZZZ CAN SCRATCH OUT A RUN AND DELIVAH #NUMBAHONE Thursday, October 17, 2013 1:13:12 PMTwitter Web Client
This one time, I picked my fingernail and put it in my belly button. Found it three days later #barstoolconfessions Wednesday, October 16, 2013 7:54:11 PMTwitter Web Client