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| RT @ElBloombito: Los terroristadors que los make los threatos. Es creditable pero no es corroboratodoro. Necesito los diligenceo! | Thursday, September 08, 2011 10:00:35 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Blast from the past: Found this tweet from back in the days @SumthinEclectic | Thursday, September 08, 2011 1:05:00 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Looks like the shit just hit the fan. | Wednesday, September 07, 2011 2:19:12 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I haven't gone to bed. Rolling out a new data center...RT @kerbear88 First $2 Tuesday at the Grape and where am I? Bed. #postcollegeproblems | Wednesday, September 07, 2011 5:39:55 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I didn't think out Marketing department could get any more bitchin, but Jesus Christ... | Tuesday, September 06, 2011 6:22:07 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @SumthinEclectic Dude they just go around in circles and have no idea what they need to accomplish. | Tuesday, September 06, 2011 2:00:12 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| These two project managers downstairs are the two biggest morons going and I guarantee you this whole project is screwed... | Tuesday, September 06, 2011 1:54:02 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| It's cruel and unusual punishment and an absolute tease who we hire around here. | Tuesday, September 06, 2011 10:55:28 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Welp, looks like I can't use Windows Server 2008 as a VPN server AND a web server. That extra incoming connection screwed up port 80 binding | Monday, September 05, 2011 10:18:00 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Dear laptop fan: Shut the fuck up. You're not overheating and CPU use is 0%. So why are you running so loudly? kthxbye | Monday, September 05, 2011 6:34:35 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm so hot in my new FB profile pic, I'd totally bang myself if I were me. | Monday, September 05, 2011 1:01:35 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @novellabella fails at ñ | Sunday, September 04, 2011 11:29:44 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Wake up. Leg itches. Feel huge ass bug on leg. knock it off. It's a gigantic spider. #winning | Sunday, September 04, 2011 2:42:51 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuck... Me... | Sunday, September 04, 2011 1:31:05 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| ass. titties | Saturday, September 03, 2011 3:34:08 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Now that @novellabella and @maljnew are all over each others' cats, I have to listen to fashion and makeup babble between them on Twitter | Friday, September 02, 2011 4:17:19 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Day off and I don't know what the hell there is to do. #mylifeissofuckinglameitsmoreexcitingwheniwork | Friday, September 02, 2011 3:32:28 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @SumthinEclectic Happened to me. I had a bot guess my FTP password, download my index.php files, inject malicious javascript, then reupload. | Friday, September 02, 2011 11:59:21 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @SumthinEclectic What happened, abusers? | Friday, September 02, 2011 11:38:17 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Reading some of my shit from school... I used to be a fucking mess | Friday, September 02, 2011 4:26:50 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| This IT guy is driving me up a fucking wall with this new VoIP system we're installing. | Thursday, September 01, 2011 9:58:15 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @MalJNew el suck it-o | Thursday, September 01, 2011 2:06:07 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| My internet speed should be 30MBPS and is usually constant unlike cable, but it's capped at 10MBPS. WTF, Verizon... #firstworldproblems | Thursday, September 01, 2011 1:32:55 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @nyJULZmd Better than when I had class with you... All you did was talk, draw dicks and jokes in my notebooks and make fun of worming girls. | Thursday, September 01, 2011 12:04:37 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Doing some accounting. Shit fucking sucks. Thought I'd never have to do that since I bombed it freshman year.. apparently not. | Wednesday, August 31, 2011 11:47:09 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| NYC would be so much more legit if Mike Bloomberg changed his name to Miguel Bloombito (@elbloombito) | Wednesday, August 31, 2011 10:20:50 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| C-Notes by the layers... True Fuckin Players | Wednesday, August 31, 2011 12:22:14 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| mother. fuck. Verizon... Rumors are they're ruining the Nexus Prime and rebranding it as the Droid Prime? Figures. It's going to shit now. | Tuesday, August 30, 2011 11:10:51 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| just installed mod_evasive & mod_security on our server. If the load spikes again, I swear to God... | Tuesday, August 30, 2011 2:50:21 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @ky9 Try Juice Defender. I never used it but someone swears by it .It just toggles off things that waste battery. 1 day of life = decent | Tuesday, August 30, 2011 10:14:17 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Kindly like... go the fuck away. | Tuesday, August 30, 2011 10:12:49 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| This project manager is an absolute JOKER. He thinks Power Over Ethernet phones will work on any old switch or router. FOR SURE NOT. | Monday, August 29, 2011 1:37:37 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I fucking hate Biebs because he's a tool dickwad, but I wish I was able to take my snake named Johnson and abuse Selena with it. | Monday, August 29, 2011 11:39:28 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Oh what happened to me. I used to just tweet the craziest shit. Now I just censored myself. Like... I had it typed and was like. Nah: TMI | Monday, August 29, 2011 11:23:30 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Happy ending problem? Seems like a very good problem to have. How geeky though: http://t.co/Dj8hDRt | Monday, August 29, 2011 1:51:39 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Novellabella You're supposed to be a journalist? http://t.co/g1ACbkF In reply to @Novellabella's tweet | Sunday, August 28, 2011 12:46:40 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Couple of leaves and twigs on my lawn. Other than that, the storm in March was 100% worse (not to downplay other areas that were hit hard) | Sunday, August 28, 2011 12:03:43 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @dannyrob88: Hurricane Irene was really called Hurricane Eileen, unfortunately an asian reporter was the first to announce it, no won ... | Sunday, August 28, 2011 12:02:30 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| The fuck is that all about? | Saturday, August 27, 2011 10:32:26 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| OK MTA, you can like, stop sending out email alerts. I understand that all service is suspended, now stop spamming me! | Saturday, August 27, 2011 7:42:02 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| the lining of my esophagus and stomach probably burned off. and my liver is probably gone... | Friday, August 26, 2011 4:28:23 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @MalJNew Bring Bella back to NYC | Friday, August 26, 2011 3:41:52 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @BarstoolNewYork: Who's havin hurricane sex this weekend? | Thursday, August 25, 2011 4:21:25 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| See this is why I miss winter. I just want it to be cold. Then I want to snuggle under a fuzzy blanket. | Thursday, August 25, 2011 4:18:07 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Anyone who sends screenshots in a Word document should be subject to cruel and unusual punishment. | Thursday, August 25, 2011 1:42:49 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Novellabella suck it In reply to @Novellabella's tweet | Wednesday, August 24, 2011 5:54:38 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| The fact that I said "jelly" instead of "jealous" out loud at the bar earlier was a fucking joke. Like... you're only supposed to type that | Wednesday, August 24, 2011 5:39:58 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| OH. MY. GOD. dripping sex | Tuesday, August 23, 2011 6:14:41 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I think we've got aftershocks... | Tuesday, August 23, 2011 1:58:41 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I mean.. Jesus fucking christ Alisa. Get away from my desk. I don't care. | Tuesday, August 23, 2011 9:45:35 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| fuck all you hos =) | Tuesday, August 23, 2011 2:45:42 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Jacked the Galaxy Tab from work to play with. Not impressed. I'd take one for free but it's an oversized (faster) version of my phone. | Monday, August 22, 2011 10:33:00 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Nice to know that I just unlocked the Bisexual sticker on GetGlue. | Sunday, August 21, 2011 10:17:34 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm hot | Sunday, August 21, 2011 5:26:47 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fucking fire him too | Saturday, August 20, 2011 10:42:23 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Girardi is being a pussy defending Burnett | Saturday, August 20, 2011 10:41:32 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Steinbrenner is spinning in is grave right now. There's no way this would be tolerated. | Saturday, August 20, 2011 10:34:00 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Welp... Yankees came back to lose 9-4. That means without fuckhead Burnett, they'd have won 4-3 #geththefuckoffmyteamyoudisrespectfulcunt | Saturday, August 20, 2011 10:28:45 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| The nurse in this house is mother fucking useless. | Friday, August 19, 2011 2:26:49 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm worse than Mike Starr right now. If I end up like him, God bless me, cya later. | Friday, August 19, 2011 2:23:20 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Time to get yelled at for coming home at 3:30 on a work night. Time to move out... | Wednesday, August 17, 2011 11:43:35 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Bought some memory for my old laptop. Anyone care to explain why the charge dropped off my card statement? | Tuesday, August 16, 2011 1:15:46 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| NEIN NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! | Monday, August 15, 2011 1:12:14 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Do not go to my blog. There's been a code injection and it's loading shit from virus sites. I'll put it up once it's cleaned up. | Sunday, August 14, 2011 8:21:35 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| password is "letmein" | Friday, August 12, 2011 3:28:45 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| 3:16AM... just about hungover... And I'll be up at 8am to go to work .sa.weeeeet! | Friday, August 12, 2011 3:16:42 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I think the world economy is a joke. "Oil rises as US jobs data lift markets" WTF do jobs have to do with daily oil prices... | Thursday, August 11, 2011 6:26:26 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Always smooth... Just making a mockery of myself in front of bombshells here by ripping up carpeting and prank calling them. jesus christ | Thursday, August 11, 2011 4:03:24 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| my jeans smell funny... I mean, they're clean but they were in the closet for a long time. The f man. | Thursday, August 11, 2011 10:40:44 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Outsourced QA bros in India: Please stop texting my phone from our system in the middle of the night | Thursday, August 11, 2011 1:59:42 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Installed Windows Server 2008 R2 on my dedicated SSH box. A great upgrade from XP. Now it feels more like an official server. </tool> | Wednesday, August 10, 2011 3:31:18 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Making some automated selenium tests on the simplest areas of the system. Found three bugs we didn't catch manually. Fail and win. | Monday, August 08, 2011 10:34:27 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| you know... losing a few paychecks in one day in this piece of shit stock market is always a cool thing, bros. | Monday, August 08, 2011 3:36:23 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I can retweet myself because I am always right + I'm awesome. RT @portfolioso Prediction: Stock Market Will Crash Today http://t.co/cwLZL38 | Monday, August 08, 2011 2:02:11 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| IT fuckers: Install my new phone system already. I did my part (aka like 85% of your job). Now get on the rest of it. | Monday, August 08, 2011 1:36:32 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| The office coffee tastes really good this morning. That being said, it will probably give me the shits later. | Monday, August 08, 2011 10:38:03 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @SumthinEclectic Yeah I reread that tweet and it was unclear. Made me sound like a freak maniac. Didn't mean it like that. haha | Sunday, August 07, 2011 4:18:06 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I like your style, although I'm trying to not be a raging alco anymore... RT @MalJNew Well it's 11 or 2 and. I'm blacked out | Sunday, August 07, 2011 2:23:27 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @SumthinEclectic Thanks for retweeting that out of context, abusers. Makes me look like some kind of perv. It's cool though. I laughed. | Sunday, August 07, 2011 1:39:15 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Duct tape, zip ties, foam insulation, cursing and sweat. Finally fixed my squeaky bed, Puerto Rican style. Who wants to bang now? | Sunday, August 07, 2011 1:01:15 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Sudden urge to have a 90s techno dance party. No homo. (I haven't even been drinking) | Sunday, August 07, 2011 2:56:13 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Pretty sure the hottest girl I've ever seen is in the lobby downstairs. She better be on her way up for an interview here. | Thursday, August 04, 2011 10:08:21 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Novellabella You're Snooki in training. In reply to @Novellabella's tweet | Tuesday, August 02, 2011 1:25:38 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Dear Mexicans. Shut the fuck up with the lawn mowers and leaf blowers. I was up until 4:30AM and am trying to get some sleep. | Tuesday, August 02, 2011 8:47:04 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Novellabella Its your moral duty to disregard irrelevant US laws & get kids <21 alcohol. But considering past events you probably shouldn't In reply to @Novellabella's tweet | Monday, August 01, 2011 8:20:50 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| My lungs. They are so fucked. Thanks Nat Sherman | Sunday, July 31, 2011 2:36:28 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Frankalankster I prefer boot while blackout and not remember that at all the next morning In reply to @Frankalankster's tweet | Saturday, July 30, 2011 1:22:12 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Did absolutely nothing tonight... You know... Had to recover from working from home so hard. | Saturday, July 30, 2011 1:13:58 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Me? I don't have a drinking problem. I'm only a drunk when I decide to drink. Otherwise I'm not. Duh. Problem avoided. | Friday, July 29, 2011 5:14:39 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Love how I got away with yelling at the COO: "Review my damn release notes already so I can post them on the site. I needed them yesterday!" | Thursday, July 28, 2011 1:17:54 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @SumthinEclectic The fact that Selenium does not work in Firefox 6 is very annoying. I need to have a separate portable install. Grr | Thursday, July 28, 2011 1:16:10 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| protip: It's easy to crash the shit out of Gmail if you use up your entire storage allocation. Runs like ass. | Wednesday, July 27, 2011 1:47:46 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @SumthinEclectic Truth. Sikuli IDE and Selenium IDE. I love automation. | Tuesday, July 26, 2011 11:26:14 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Whoever stole the fan off my desk can really go fuck themselves right now because I'm pissed | Tuesday, July 26, 2011 9:41:45 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I could be a real dick sometimes =) | Monday, July 25, 2011 9:42:07 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Just did some bitchin' wire management. Reminds me of the good ole Bill Blum days. Haha | Monday, July 25, 2011 6:08:39 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Why does it smell like diesel fuel in this office? | Monday, July 25, 2011 1:19:40 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @michellemm22 amateur hour.You didn't know that? In reply to @michellemm22's tweet | Monday, July 25, 2011 1:18:57 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Pretty sure it's not normal to still be hungover from the night before at 10PM | Sunday, July 24, 2011 10:13:08 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @ky9 No he didn't | Sunday, July 24, 2011 4:18:29 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @ky9 Well maybe if the Mets didn't fire him.... | Sunday, July 24, 2011 4:01:49 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Novellabella I warned you. In reply to @Novellabella's tweet | Friday, July 22, 2011 5:47:03 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Aaaaannd I'm sitting at my desk and Tara handed me a Stella. Why thanks. I like. This is the life | Friday, July 22, 2011 4:51:41 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @MalJNew Fuck this heat sideways | Friday, July 22, 2011 12:16:46 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Just discovered turntable.fm By the time I'm done here, our office will have no bandwidth left. IT people will be hating again | Thursday, July 21, 2011 5:56:21 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| in other news... fuck this horse shit weather with a meat grinder | Thursday, July 21, 2011 5:06:39 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| You ever just have one of those days where you just look in the mirror and can't help but notice how hot you are? Yup. Got that going on now | Thursday, July 21, 2011 3:24:59 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This heat is so unnecessary | Thursday, July 21, 2011 2:25:08 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| The twitter machine is boring tonight. Needs more smut | Wednesday, July 20, 2011 10:35:53 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| What is this fuckin Granderson doing, dropping routine fly balls (in the stupifd assed marshmallow ceiling) and throwing the ball away. | Tuesday, July 19, 2011 9:40:17 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'd fuck orange. | Tuesday, July 19, 2011 1:12:11 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Welp, don't need a new phone anymore now that it runs 400 times better. | Monday, July 18, 2011 8:44:49 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Phone is so much more gangster now that I wiped it. | Monday, July 18, 2011 7:12:10 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Epic Barstool quote: "I dream for the day fireworks explode in the night sky as I'm railing a chick on the side of a hill" | Monday, July 18, 2011 5:52:57 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Going to reflash my ROM and wipe my phone. It's so cluttered and slow. It's going to be annoying to start over, but maybe it'll be faster. | Monday, July 18, 2011 4:47:40 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @dannyrob88 My Russian programmer told me to watch that series. I should get into it. In reply to @dannyrob88's tweet | Monday, July 18, 2011 1:53:49 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @waspito F off, I know how to spell tried. It was originally singular try and I made it plural. Edited it on my phone and my 3G is 56k | Monday, July 18, 2011 1:52:46 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @kerbear88 Movie was great. I think they could have done a better job with the Snape memory. It was very fragmented In reply to @kerbear88's tweet | Saturday, July 16, 2011 2:01:55 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Who made the coffee today? It's actually good for once. | Friday, July 15, 2011 1:40:32 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Not appreciating the fact that I have to listen to a cunt UK client bitch to us about how our software doesnt do anything they want :/ | Friday, July 15, 2011 10:24:38 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I do not appreciate the new sales girl's "Choke" (Coke) tshirt as the official soft drink of the NY Yankees. She needs a spanking for that. | Thursday, July 14, 2011 11:12:31 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| got my pinstripes in the office. I wish we had no dress code like Google. So much more relaxed coming to work in shorts and a t-shirt | Thursday, July 14, 2011 10:00:07 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I can't write a mother fuckin sentence without some bitch ass interrupting me. Someone get me a private office so I can slam doors on people | Wednesday, July 13, 2011 6:52:20 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Facebook's Android App is horse shit. Fuckin slow, lacks features. Cant do dick on it. Their iPhone one is SO much better. | Tuesday, July 12, 2011 8:59:26 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Novellabella Macs suck In reply to @Novellabella's tweet | Tuesday, July 12, 2011 2:04:09 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Ah shit. Caught looking... I hate when that happens | Tuesday, July 12, 2011 1:26:11 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| 9PM and no dinner. Then they wonder why I'm so fat.. I sit on my ass all day and slow my metabolism down bc I don't eat regularly. | Monday, July 11, 2011 9:01:07 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I can't deal with this intern right now... | Monday, July 11, 2011 3:33:16 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| God damn right you're staring at me, Miss Orange. I am absolutely that hot. | Monday, July 11, 2011 12:48:34 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| WOW DVDs piss me the fuck off. I dont have time to wait like 2 minutes for a God Damn menu animation... Let me just play the fucking movie. | Sunday, July 10, 2011 9:59:15 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Actually, my foursquare is a total lie.First place I checked in to was wrong and I went to three places, not two. oops. sue me. | Sunday, July 10, 2011 3:42:37 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Yeaaaaaaaaaa Jeeets! | Saturday, July 09, 2011 2:04:26 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @maljnew You're welcome: http://t.co/LVxljxL | Saturday, July 09, 2011 1:03:08 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| NYC Subways are running like fucking asshole right now. | Thursday, July 07, 2011 5:25:29 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| When are we getting our new phone system again? My 80s phone doesn't even have a fucking mute button. (Not that I talk to people, but still) | Thursday, July 07, 2011 10:28:37 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Woof. Alexey essentially told me to go fuck myself. =) All I wanted was a new build to test. | Thursday, July 07, 2011 9:53:33 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Someone please explain to me how Google Music is legal. I essentially upload all of my songs to the cloud. And can get them anywhere? Cool? | Thursday, July 07, 2011 1:52:20 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Awesome. I just ripped ass loudly all over Dan's office as I boosted my fat ass out of a chair. | Tuesday, July 05, 2011 5:46:28 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Just logged in to CollegePublisher for shits and giggles. Still insanely slow and non-functional. They'll never learn | Monday, July 04, 2011 11:06:26 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Why do I get haunted in my sleep: Professor gave out the last syllabus, I didn't get one, I made copies, mixed up all papers & was 100% lost | Monday, July 04, 2011 10:30:30 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @plasma2002 I've never been to Rudy's but someone I know raves about it. thats kind of near you. 44th and 9th. Cheap beer & free hot dogs. | Monday, July 04, 2011 12:00:45 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @plasma2002 Hmm. I'm usually around the East Side in the 20s and am not on the west side much. Depends what you're looking for. | Sunday, July 03, 2011 11:57:07 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I am social media whoring myself out so hard right now. I think I legit posted like 50 FB, twitter, & Google+ posts in the past 10 minutes | Sunday, July 03, 2011 11:39:12 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @plasma2002 Where'd ya go? In reply to @plasma2002's tweet | Sunday, July 03, 2011 11:37:42 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Waspito @Colithika I did put that rich bastard Zuckerberg in my circle but obviously he won't follow me back (its sort of like Twitter) | Sunday, July 03, 2011 11:31:09 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Colithika I just tried to get @Waspito on there right now. We thought he was invited, but it was just a google cocktease. such bs. In reply to @Colithika's tweet | Sunday, July 03, 2011 11:25:03 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Google needs to let more motherfuckers join google+. It's getting boring on there | Sunday, July 03, 2011 11:22:44 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Waspito The D1/D2 hardware is too shitty to run Gingerbread. I still have a D1 and its slow as fuck with 2.2. It was fast at first with 2.0 | Sunday, July 03, 2011 11:48:17 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Brian Cashman is Gay for Sergio Mitre's penis. Guy gets fired from a shit team, and we pick him up? What the shit is this? | Saturday, July 02, 2011 6:40:46 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| station is the tripping about their inventory van | Friday, July 01, 2011 4:26:46 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| According to this FB survey thing thing: "I'm a freaky brat with a hot girlfriend who smoked with the kool-aid man because I love marijuana" | Friday, July 01, 2011 2:05:28 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @SumthinEclectic Yo, abusers, did it work? | Friday, July 01, 2011 12:02:12 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| #Google+ acquired. My bitching stops now | Thursday, June 30, 2011 11:36:07 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @kerbear88 I never knew it was called that, but I never liked putting a comma before and in a list. In reply to @kerbear88's tweet | Thursday, June 30, 2011 8:33:01 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuck these fuzzy assed apples that taste bland and it's like I'm eating cotton. The FUCK man. | Thursday, June 30, 2011 12:31:03 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I want a mother fucking Google Plus invite. I haven't been this jealous since. Never. | Thursday, June 30, 2011 11:57:01 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @L8to89 You're an Apple fanboy. You don't get to have one. In reply to @dpcleitao's tweet | Thursday, June 30, 2011 9:49:05 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNTCUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT. This turned out well | Thursday, June 30, 2011 7:45:53 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuckin Google.... Halted the Plus invites before my super elite, private m_m peeps could get one to me. | Thursday, June 30, 2011 1:36:05 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| aaaaand. If I get a Google+ invite, it will make it all worth it. | Thursday, June 30, 2011 12:39:18 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Welp, it could be worse. I could have bough MySpace for $580 million and sold it for $35 million... | Thursday, June 30, 2011 12:30:01 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| FUCK. ME. Looks like I just blocked all network traffic on this machine. Including myself. Looks like this German hotel system is now FUCKED | Thursday, June 30, 2011 12:01:36 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| IPSec policies are hard to set up to begin with. Imagine doing it in fucking German. Jesus Christ. They don't pay me enough | Wednesday, June 29, 2011 11:38:01 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| If this entire fucking computer wasn't all in God Damn German, my life would be so much easier | Wednesday, June 29, 2011 11:32:42 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @tomwcleary No worries TC! I'm just messing with you. Sign of a legit reporter right there. All my CT news. In reply to @tomwcleary's tweet | Wednesday, June 29, 2011 12:50:42 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @tomwcleary Tweets too much ;) | Wednesday, June 29, 2011 11:55:10 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Shut the fuck up. You talk too much | Tuesday, June 28, 2011 4:38:38 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Bring me that ass! | Tuesday, June 28, 2011 10:26:19 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| All I deal with all day is fuckin PMSing women and hotel PMS systems. FML | Tuesday, June 28, 2011 9:13:21 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I have the sudden urge to write obscene and socially unacceptable compliments on every hot girl's facebook that I'm friends with. | Monday, June 27, 2011 10:17:25 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @SumthinEclectic Yeah me in Huntley's class via Trac: "EHHHHHH. What a dick. This fool's checkin caused the Drupal module to stop loading." | Monday, June 27, 2011 2:27:27 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @SumthinEclectic Touche. I won't learn either, but it's slightly more acceptable at startups. I've been told I was too critical about bugs. | Monday, June 27, 2011 2:01:22 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @MalJNew Happy now? | Saturday, June 25, 2011 11:26:19 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuckin sangria. I'm gonna get hammered of this fuckin' peach and pineapple. Real manly... I need a beer to wash this down. | Friday, June 24, 2011 6:33:42 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| It's quite possible that I reek of alcohol right now... At work. Jeez. | Friday, June 24, 2011 5:18:56 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| What NOT to say to your coworker while telling a story: "So this other mess I know..." FML | Friday, June 24, 2011 11:54:02 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I seriously need to stop going to the bar at lunch... At least the game was on | Wednesday, June 22, 2011 3:30:09 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Seriously. Explosions... House alarms... Oh noes!!! We's undah attack!! | Tuesday, June 21, 2011 12:45:38 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| seriously... What the hell keeps blowing up outside? | Tuesday, June 21, 2011 12:41:00 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| This better be fucking good. If not, what a waste: http://t.co/FIvnlwL | Tuesday, June 21, 2011 12:06:24 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Really? Nick Swisher is trending on Twitter because he had one sick game? Have more games like this Swish! You're hitting like like .230 | Monday, June 20, 2011 12:28:52 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Random thoughts while at work: What the hell happens if you use the polyjuice potion to impersonate a dead person... | Thursday, June 16, 2011 2:36:40 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @SumthinEclectic Log in to YouTube and they'll let you watch it. I couldn't edit it bc it was in a weird format, so I had to ul all of it | Thursday, June 16, 2011 12:09:26 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @SumthinEclectic WHAAAA? Youtube Blocked it already? JEEZ | Thursday, June 16, 2011 12:06:34 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Haha, optimum online sucks. Great speeds bro. In like 2003 on DSL.. HA http://t.co/3YPmgvF | Wednesday, June 15, 2011 11:36:20 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Proof of how much of a whack job I am: I'm wearing boxers, a santa hat and sunglasses. It's June. It's almost 10PM. Jeez. | Wednesday, June 15, 2011 9:53:44 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| felix felicis works | Tuesday, June 14, 2011 2:28:00 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Keep this up and I'm fucking going home. Can't deal with all this nonsense here. You need to be the most patient mother fucker to do my job | Tuesday, June 14, 2011 9:57:24 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I need to get my shit together | Tuesday, June 14, 2011 1:00:04 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Dear Dunkin Donuts, Your coolattas are delicious but my stomach feels like shit every time I have one. <3, Me | Monday, June 13, 2011 3:43:25 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Google Doodle Song is amazing: http://t.co/GU2jo5t | Sunday, June 12, 2011 10:41:11 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Walked a few blocks in NYC. Would be nice if this asshole couple would stop fucking each other every corner while waiting for the light. | Friday, June 10, 2011 2:54:02 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Whats this shit the Yankees forgot how to beat the Red Sox. They're like 1-8 against them this season? Then they wonder why I hit the bottle | Friday, June 10, 2011 1:34:01 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @SumthinEclectic Abusers, I did like no work today thanks to that Google doodle... It's awful | Thursday, June 09, 2011 4:34:04 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Ignore the fact that it's way out of rhythm: http://t.co/AjeeoId | Thursday, June 09, 2011 11:58:51 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Shit! He came over again and I was still at it! | Thursday, June 09, 2011 10:57:44 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Boss walks up to me while I was trying to play Metallica on Google's interactive guitar doodle (while on a conference call). Nice. | Thursday, June 09, 2011 10:49:15 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| This is getting out of hand. Enough. We get the point. | Wednesday, June 08, 2011 12:36:24 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Dear spider living in my room for the past week: Stop eating my legs at night. Stop hiding from me the second I go to catch you... | Tuesday, June 07, 2011 12:32:51 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @tomwcleary What a joke In reply to @tomwcleary's tweet | Monday, June 06, 2011 8:57:58 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Such a pain in the ass when the CEO is in the house. He steals all my VPs away from me when I need them for shit | Monday, June 06, 2011 2:22:54 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Such a pain in the ass when the CEO is in the house. He steals all my VPs away from me when I need them for shit | Monday, June 06, 2011 2:22:54 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| New blog post: Can Someone Explain To Me Why The Fuck The US Is Still In Iraq? http://bit.ly/jmI0VJ | Monday, June 06, 2011 12:40:37 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Mmmm. I have a boss ass sandwich today for lunch | Monday, June 06, 2011 12:20:53 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Mothafucka's got style. | Monday, June 06, 2011 1:54:59 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| OK Who's got their fireplace on? Uncalled for - it's like 65 degrees. Either that or someone's house is on fire... | Sunday, June 05, 2011 12:06:24 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Colithika BC you need to come back to NY, joker. It was 57 last night and right now it's 65 with no humidity In reply to @Colithika's tweet | Friday, June 03, 2011 11:27:05 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I feel like a fat tub of shit | Thursday, June 02, 2011 4:59:37 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Okay. FUCK Google and Gilt for emailing me about a Chromebook and then fucking spamming my email with Gilt deals | Thursday, June 02, 2011 11:43:23 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| uhhhp pooped a little. | Wednesday, June 01, 2011 1:58:41 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| le sigh | Monday, May 30, 2011 12:42:38 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Absolutely bombed that room. Cue the gas masks | Friday, May 27, 2011 12:04:39 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Novellabella dumb idea In reply to @Novellabella's tweet | Thursday, May 26, 2011 9:30:00 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @MrHazel Yes. It actually drove me crazy too. I left that up a little too long. It's gone. Sorry! | Tuesday, May 24, 2011 12:25:38 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| One year ago today I graduated. One year ago now I was drinking heavily. Right now I'll be up all night dealing with a software release. FML | Monday, May 23, 2011 10:07:17 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| VP tossed his old monitor and I jacked it. Now I have dual widescreens. I also acquired a desk fan from the developer who left. #winning. | Monday, May 23, 2011 5:46:38 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Mets just beat the Yankees. Normally, I'd say that means this rapture's legit. But in reality, the Yankees just fucking suck this season. | Friday, May 20, 2011 10:02:51 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Oops... I think I just gave orders to the chief operating officer. Fuck it. He should listen to me. | Thursday, May 19, 2011 12:58:43 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Way to leave the bases loaded assholes. Lose the fucking game now. You 65 years olds all deserve it | Wednesday, May 18, 2011 11:07:20 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This weather sucks | Wednesday, May 18, 2011 3:10:21 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Colithika Fuuuuck. I thought I beat you on the 232nd floor but you hit 532. Never EVER try to be The Daniel at video games. lol. In reply to @Colithika's tweet | Tuesday, May 17, 2011 9:56:35 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Dear Yankees, Stop playing like the Mets. Love, Joe | Monday, May 16, 2011 9:34:00 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This is a new one to me: "My life is a joke, and it's not even funny" Thanks, crazy people I work with. Makes me feel better about me =) | Monday, May 16, 2011 9:32:46 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| The Yankees are bad =( | Monday, May 16, 2011 12:45:48 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Just looked back at my Foursquare from a year ago: "Trivia night. I have 2 finals tomorrow but fuck it" LOL | Thursday, May 12, 2011 11:49:56 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Mighty Bean Vanilla Leaf Black Tea is delicious | Thursday, May 12, 2011 11:04:48 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Oh hell yeah! Coworker showed me the Angry Birds Google Chrome App! Balling! It's not in Flash too? I'm never doing work ever again! | Wednesday, May 11, 2011 6:19:26 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| OMG Send me to Google I/O http://on.mash.to/kxKw6v | Wednesday, May 11, 2011 1:07:03 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I just... I can't.... I can't win. It's getting fucking hilarious | Monday, May 09, 2011 10:07:48 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Then they wonder why I hit the bottle... | Sunday, May 08, 2011 1:57:31 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Novellabella That second statement is the absolute perfect justification for your first tweet In reply to @Novellabella's tweet | Wednesday, May 04, 2011 4:22:47 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Novellabella Where'd you get that one from? Me? Only I say that. And I stopped (for now) In reply to @Novellabella's tweet | Wednesday, May 04, 2011 12:59:06 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Completely ridiculous that some c word assed ugly bitch I hated in high school turned out to be an absolute smoke bomb. wow. | Monday, May 02, 2011 2:30:08 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| OMG. Everyone buy stock! Dow Jones will rise 500 points tomorrow. Gas will be $1.50/gallon. The world as we know it will change instantly | Monday, May 02, 2011 12:17:29 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Osama missed the message that iPhones track your location history. What an idiot. | Monday, May 02, 2011 12:10:18 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| BMI is 26.2 Should be between 18.5-25. I'm fucking fat. Plus, I'm out of shape. Old fucks were passing me nonstop when I was biking #nogood | Sunday, May 01, 2011 1:42:03 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm jealous of Android 2.3 video Google Talk. GRR. Fucking Verizon, where are the 4G Android 2.3 phones? Still putting out 2.1 shit | Friday, April 29, 2011 12:31:51 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @dannyrob88 Fuck are you doing in the women's bathroom, joker? In reply to @dannyrob88's tweet | Thursday, April 28, 2011 8:26:24 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Talking about the NY Mets? RT @nyJULZmd Haha "ninth inning nightmare" :) | Wednesday, April 27, 2011 10:50:34 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Got a new computer at work. Coworker is jealous. Jinxes it. Power supply fails. The stupid mother fucker. All his fault | Wednesday, April 27, 2011 9:42:25 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| "Your generation doesn't get enough sleep, you're on the computer all the time and you're all getting bald and fat" - My mom | Wednesday, April 27, 2011 12:58:49 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Pretty sure between Austin Jackson and Nick Swisher, my fantasy team outfield is like 0-70 Fucking useless. | Wednesday, April 27, 2011 12:37:36 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| In a day or so, my laptop will be running Windows Server 2008 R2. I run this machine as a dedicated server. So why does It still have XP? | Wednesday, April 27, 2011 12:31:11 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| WOW MY fantasy team pitching sucks dick this wee. Thanks lncecum you ass. 37.2 INN, 38 HA, 22 BBI, 33 K, 23 ER, W, 4 L, 2 S | Saturday, April 23, 2011 8:30:12 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Waspito what's all this shit every time I tweet something you always respond with a know it all wiseass critical answer? | Saturday, April 23, 2011 1:14:13 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| My life is a fucking JOKEEEEEEEEE | Saturday, April 23, 2011 12:05:18 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Swear to God... To date, I would have had $200 more for alcohol and debauchery if the fucking MTA didn't raise fares in January. | Friday, April 22, 2011 9:41:27 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Nothing like a Monday morning meeting with two fucking suit asshole CEOs pissed off at our system because fucking sales oversold them... | Monday, April 18, 2011 10:37:12 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Looking back at my pictures senior year, I'm pretty sure all I did (especially in April and May) was get fucked up all the time | Monday, April 18, 2011 2:30:15 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Have I mentioned how amazing the new Foo Fighters album is lately? | Friday, April 15, 2011 12:51:08 AM | Twitter Web Client |
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