| @KeriAHarrison @VtotheFlo Fuck a Call Me Maybe singalong to get me through Friday. Free 11% ABV beer gets me through a Friday | Friday, January 31, 2014 4:40:17 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @KeriAHarrison he's gonna suck balls tonight. | Thursday, September 12, 2013 3:26:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @KeriAHarrison the Yankees cuncelled your husband | Wednesday, September 04, 2013 11:38:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @KeriAHarrison I take it one step further. I elbow check, walk into, push and/or yell at assholes who can't walk RIGHT on the street. | Thursday, August 29, 2013 12:29:02 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @VtotheFlo @KeriAHarrison Duh. I'm awesome bitches | Monday, November 12, 2012 9:22:50 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @VtotheFlo @KeriAHarrison see.. she actually didn't bring me home. I got thrown out. Her loss. | Sunday, May 20, 2012 10:28:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @KeriAHarrison Nope. No awesome karma. Just a regular, ordinary, 24 hour day. Means nothing | Sunday, October 10, 2010 7:54:15 PM | Twitter for Android |