1366 results for fuck — page 9 of 14, showing 801–900
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Our recruiters here suck ass. Sent me a guy to interview and I googled his name and his Google+ says "I suck at time management" FUCK OFF Thursday, December 13, 2012 1:50:43 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck you looking at, cunt Wednesday, December 12, 2012 10:12:13 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck Williams bridge and all these piece of shit Bronx stops. Metro north should skip the Bronx. Its for better people Wednesday, December 12, 2012 9:54:33 PMTwitter for Android
Interacting with Redis in php is easy as fuck using Predis. Even a half assed, hack brogrammer like myself can easily do it! Tuesday, December 11, 2012 1:06:21 AMTwitter Web Client
Why the fuck is this train so crowded with no seats this morning. Fuck off. I wanted to sleep Monday, December 10, 2012 8:05:41 AMTwitter for Android
Fuck. Me. In the ass Saturday, December 08, 2012 1:47:16 AMTwitter for Android
Fuck. Saturday, December 08, 2012 1:40:25 AMTwitter for Android
Fuck all these fucking morons. Wednesday, December 05, 2012 2:36:57 PMTwitter for Android
Get me the fuck out of this meetong Tuesday, December 04, 2012 11:46:27 AMTwitter for Android
Had a meeting at 10:15. Walked to Dunkins at 10:17 for a coffee. Told someone else to tell them I didn't give a fuck about their meeting Tuesday, December 04, 2012 10:26:43 AMTwitter Web Client
This new CE manager looks like a Marine that will fuck you up. Such a hardo rockin' the military haircut Monday, December 03, 2012 10:00:23 AMTwitter Web Client
Hughlon was a boss on the subway this morning "Fuck all these people. Push your way through. You're not going to see them again" Monday, December 03, 2012 9:20:30 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck Friday, November 30, 2012 11:51:03 PMTwitter for Android
Everyone's taking three fucking years at these ATMs. Fuck off bitches. Friday, November 30, 2012 1:53:13 PMTwitter for Android
The dude operating this train is amateur as fuck. Takes forever to pull a train into the station at 2mph. Learn to spot quicker, asshat. Monday, November 26, 2012 2:50:13 PMTwitter for Android
I mean.... I was uncool as fuck in high school. And now I'm wearing a horse shirt. Wednesday, November 21, 2012 10:27:35 PMTwitter for Android
Firefox 17 released and the only notable feature is some Facebook bs? Fuck that noise. How about the stop sucking a cock like Chrome. Wednesday, November 21, 2012 9:11:20 PMTwitter for Android
Well fuck Thursday, November 15, 2012 9:39:18 PMTwitter for Android
These Ukranians do whatever the fuck I say. It's awesome. I could tell them to put a dick in the app and they'd do it. Thursday, November 15, 2012 2:07:32 PMTwitter Web Client
DLK witnessed a temper tantrum of me screaming fuck multiple times & slamming my computer around because it kept freezing. He was concerned Thursday, November 15, 2012 10:41:25 AMTwitter Web Client
I need 3-4 fucking clones of me right now. fuck man Tuesday, November 13, 2012 1:31:37 PMTwitter Web Client
This guy can go fuck his mother. he's the worst: https://t.co/QzNAeT2 Tuesday, November 13, 2012 1:01:36 AMTwitter Web Client
My legs are sexy as fuck in these Diesels Saturday, November 10, 2012 3:36:36 PMTwitter for Android
Vincent. Amanda. Yous two need to fuck. If you don't I'll be disappointed. Friday, November 09, 2012 10:39:50 PMTwitter for Android
"You suck at your job, you've got a Napoleonic complex and I'm gonna fuck your mother if I ever meet her" -Billy Walsh Thursday, November 08, 2012 5:07:10 PMTwitter Web Client
Jay is annoying the fuck out of me today. He has his phases.Today, he's needy Monday, November 05, 2012 1:47:24 PMTwitter Web Client
OK miss piggy. No one else gives a fuck about your Hawaii pics on instagram Monday, October 29, 2012 1:13:02 AMTwitter for Android
Fuck all you hos who got the Halloween 2012 and or zombie swarm foursquare badges. If I don't get them ima shake a bitch (pref TKray) Saturday, October 27, 2012 11:05:51 PMTwitter for Android
Ok i fixed my shit. For fuck's sake. I'll manually import the missing data next week Friday, October 26, 2012 2:25:12 PMTwitter Web Client
FUCK. the importer broke on the 10th Friday, October 26, 2012 1:52:36 PMTwitter Web Client
I don't know what the fuck TunTun is talking about? Wednesday, October 24, 2012 11:04:00 AMTwitter Web Client
Mother fucker. Fuck the fuckin world and my new band... It's called. Syskill: http://t.co/S1Cr9eS Thursday, October 18, 2012 11:37:04 AMTwitter Web Client
Lennon w/ PERFECT ADVICE: joe... trivia tomorrow... lots of drinking. fuck this series and the election. fuckity fuck fuckishit booker fuck. Wednesday, October 17, 2012 12:25:19 AMTwitter Web Client
Tech Operations team here... They don't know their ass from their elbow. Fuck this shit I'm out. Tuesday, October 16, 2012 5:46:08 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin stadium with its 5000empty seats and its quiet as fuck. Old stadium used to get loud. Monday, October 15, 2012 11:06:27 PMTwitter for Android
That dude was out as fuck!!! Fuckin blind motherfuckers Monday, October 15, 2012 10:56:42 PMTwitter for Android
The fact that burn baby burn is on at the bar is depressing the fuck out of.me Sunday, October 14, 2012 1:05:21 AMTwitter for Android
This is some UNFAIR shit. That motherfucker is 8 years older than me. Nice to see I look old and shirts as fuck fml Thursday, October 11, 2012 11:27:59 PMTwitter for Android
Woe. 4%battery and in still. In the motherfuckn. Bronx. Fuck man Thursday, October 11, 2012 10:59:55 PMTwitter for Android
Leaving work early for the bar because fuck it. Thursday, October 11, 2012 3:20:02 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck all of the Bronx metro north stops in the ass with a tire iron. Waste of time. Use the fuckin subways instead. Monday, October 08, 2012 9:59:51 PMTwitter for Android
For fuck's sake..... :-\ Monday, October 08, 2012 9:09:56 PMTwitter for Android
It's 49 degrees. I think I'll get an iced coffee because, ya know.... Fuck the norm Sunday, October 07, 2012 10:02:24 AMTwitter for Android
I highly recommend listening to 2 minutes of @BadPointer trying to convince me to fuck a bear: http://t.co/ADjzumI Sunday, October 07, 2012 1:14:02 AMTwitter Web Client
Everyone is recommending that you don’t fuck the bear because that bear is hungry as fuck and will fuck you up! Saturday, October 06, 2012 11:14:35 AMTwitter for Android
Fuck. Tired. Can I take a nap now? Thursday, October 04, 2012 4:15:57 PMTwitter Web Client
I am going to unfollow @ElBloombito if he keeps retweeting @Jewyorican's tweets. No one gives a fuck Tuesday, October 02, 2012 1:52:52 PMTwitter Web Client
Welp. Mk caught me calling her a freak. She was shocked instead of complimented. The fuck. Sunday, September 30, 2012 5:22:11 PMTwitter for Android
I WILL NOT FUCK ANIUSHA!!!!! Sunday, September 30, 2012 3:36:56 PMTwitter for Android
Yo. Where the fuck did i park? I don't think I can find it in this massive lot... http://t.co/W9y7gNS Friday, September 28, 2012 11:09:56 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck off, douche knuckle Friday, September 28, 2012 8:20:16 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck man. Its tough to play Temple Run on the train when this fuckin shitbox is swaying so much. My accelerometer is too sensitive Friday, September 28, 2012 8:13:20 PMTwitter for Android
When the fuck is it going to be mother fucking 55 degrees or less. It's too fucking hot in this bitch Thursday, September 27, 2012 9:17:44 AMTwitter Web Client
Now Pearl Jam is on. Fuck man. I'm so hot. Also keep grabbing my leg its hot Wednesday, September 26, 2012 7:39:14 PMTwitter for Android
Pockets can go fuck himself Monday, September 24, 2012 12:16:56 PMTwitter Web Client
Anyone ever do an alien brain hemorrhage shot? Because @tomwcleary just made me ask the bartender to make one. What the fuck Friday, September 21, 2012 11:32:12 PMTwitter for Android
Not sure how I feel about Apple's lightning cable. Fuck them for making it nonstandard. At the same time, it's reversible?!?! That's amazing Friday, September 21, 2012 12:30:22 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck these servers. Essentially, anything that could have gone wrong went wrong Thursday, September 20, 2012 10:03:28 PMTwitter Web Client
This is the one fuckin thing that pisses me the fuck off on Android: http://t.co/z10yIcZ Monday, September 17, 2012 1:28:41 PMTwitter Web Client
Anyone ever hear of Operation Northwoods? http://t.co/56grzlX A'mrrrrrrka. Fuck yeah! Monday, September 17, 2012 1:12:37 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck Verizon wireless and the area between Crestwood and Scarsdale for no LTE (4G) or 3G. Give me Internet's shitpiles Thursday, September 13, 2012 11:12:41 PMTwitter for Android
See. Alinas not my type so I dont give a fuck. But she's got the potential to be hot and acts like 47. And has a mad face. Thursday, September 13, 2012 9:37:03 PMTwitter for Android
Anyone ever read that rhald Dahl book Matilda? That's Alina. She acts like 31 looks old as fuck with that puss on her face. Fuckin. Be young Thursday, September 13, 2012 9:23:09 PMTwitter for Android
Also. Dave Grohl hates glee. I'm gay for him. So fuck Glee. Stop tweeting about it. Thursday, September 13, 2012 8:14:02 PMTwitter for Android
Servers keep crashin. The fuck Wednesday, September 12, 2012 8:24:17 PMTwitter for Android
@scoopANDslam you fuckers are at dukes? That's my hood. You go there the one time I'm far away. The fuck
In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet
Friday, September 07, 2012 9:54:58 PMTwitter for Android
Honestly. Who gives a fuck about Bill Clinton when the GMen are on Wednesday, September 05, 2012 10:42:07 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck this shit: "Parser Error Message: The 'add' start tag on Ln 161 pos 3 does not match the end tag of 'appSettings'. Ln 318, pos 3." Monday, September 03, 2012 5:41:44 PMTwitter Web Client
I can't watch this fuckin amateur AAA team. Fuck Saturday, September 01, 2012 2:09:17 PMTwitter for Android
Bruce is on at Jones Beach? The fuck is this, Jersey? Thursday, August 30, 2012 6:21:28 PMTwitter for Android
"Is it by design that..." "It's by design to shut the fuck up and stop talking to me bitch" Wednesday, August 29, 2012 4:53:55 PMTwitter Web Client
I am embarrassed at how out of practice I am at the power hour. Fuck I'm old Friday, August 24, 2012 9:31:25 PMTwitter for Android
If @VtotheFlo tweets about #FNO one more time, something I couldn't give a fuck about, I'm unfollowing her. Tuesday, August 21, 2012 2:06:38 PMTwitter Web Client
This is bullshit. We're going to have a warm fall? Fuck that noise. Bring on cold weather: http://www.weather.com/news/weather-forecast/wsi-fall-temperature-outlook-20120820 Tuesday, August 21, 2012 1:56:57 PMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika Hey. you're crazy bitch but ya fuck so good i'm on top of it
In reply to @Colithika's tweet
Monday, August 20, 2012 3:53:03 PMTwitter Web Client
Oh for fuck's sake... Thanks Google... http://t.co/QRorOVO Monday, August 13, 2012 9:04:05 PMTwitter Web Client
Hungover as fuck Sunday, August 12, 2012 11:25:02 AMTwitter for Android
@__JLu get the fuck out if here. I'm at the shack
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Saturday, August 11, 2012 8:54:19 PMTwitter for Android
"Non blocking connect for SYNC fired the event." can go fuck itself in the ass and bleed Monday, August 06, 2012 12:52:37 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Danny is a Crazy Fuck http://t.co/Vlgcf5Q Sunday, August 05, 2012 8:47:31 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: If The Subway Turnstyle Swipe Reader Messes Up, I'm Jumping The Fuck Over It http://bit.ly/PGPTaQ Friday, August 03, 2012 12:00:09 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
@Colithika Bro what the fuck are you smoking
In reply to @Colithika's tweet
Thursday, August 02, 2012 8:35:15 AMTwitter Web Client
Now both my fucking eyelids twitch. Fuck my life so hard I'm calling out sick for a week Wednesday, August 01, 2012 11:54:33 AMTwitter for Android
I mean, my weekend was wild as fuck, but at least I didn't wake up with shit on my chest @DadBoner Monday, July 30, 2012 3:33:34 PMTwitter Web Client
Kristen is Hermionie Granger, with the exception that she's dumb as fuck Saturday, July 28, 2012 2:22:34 PMTwitter for Android
Christina: "this sucks everything sucks fuck everything with fire" Friday, July 27, 2012 8:08:41 PMTwitter for Android
Happy birthday to my favorite mover! Guys like old as fuck today. Many more! Friday, July 27, 2012 12:14:37 AMTwitter for Android
Fuck dee phones, mon.. fuck dee phones... Thursday, July 26, 2012 9:10:33 PMTwitter for Android
I say fuck that guy. Let him electrocute and run him over and move on Saturday, July 21, 2012 1:34:47 AMTwitter for Android
This fucking hipster is wasting my compressed air can OCD dusting off his Macbook bullshit. Fuck Macs Tuesday, July 17, 2012 10:22:49 AMTwitter Web Client
@michellemm22 Oh for fuck's sake... hey @mirrorfairfield. You are all a bunch of fuckups.
In reply to @michellemm22's tweet
Monday, July 16, 2012 10:32:37 AMTwitter Web Client
YOU KNOW FUCK THUS CUNT ASS TRAIN CONDUCTOR. THE ONE SEAT I PICK TO BE AWAY FROM EVERYONE HE KICKED ME OUT OF. his work area. Fuckin go away Friday, July 13, 2012 12:42:38 AMTwitter for Android
This bitch can go fuck herself. Thursday, July 12, 2012 11:25:16 PMTwitter for Android
Today, I realized that I started giving too much of a shit and was all stressy and in a bad mood. Finally don't give a fuck and I'm better Wednesday, July 11, 2012 10:05:16 PMTwitter Web Client
Who the fuck is Philip Phillips? You can't come up with a better name? And on acoustic guitar? Steve Stevenson. Tuesday, July 10, 2012 7:41:38 PMTwitter for Android
Murrrr'ca... fuck yeah Wednesday, July 04, 2012 8:14:22 PMTwitter for Android
This is some fuckin bullshit. I couldn't hit a mother fuckin cup to save my life. I blame danny for being cocky. Karma ya stupid fuck Wednesday, July 04, 2012 12:58:48 AMTwitter for Android
Now you can count how many times I say fuck, shit and other words on twitter: http://t.co/CYg7v2v Thanks Quirk for helping with the SQL Sunday, July 01, 2012 5:13:23 PMTwitter Web Client
Derick.. I don't give a fuck. Ask the product team. Thursday, June 28, 2012 2:55:23 PMTwitter Web Client
All the engineers and COO are pissed at me for making too many decisions on my own without approval. Fuck that. I know best Wednesday, June 27, 2012 10:18:49 AMTwitter Web Client