1366 results for fuck — page 11 of 14, showing 1001–1100
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You fucking Chiefs. I need your to ruin the spread so I can win money. Obviously, your going to lose, but keep it close for fuck's sake Monday, November 21, 2011 10:05:36 PMDELETED
Galaxy Nexus is delayed until December now? Fuck my life. Saturday, November 19, 2011 3:04:05 PMTwitter Web Client
"dude. fuck you! but really though!" Friday, November 18, 2011 9:17:12 PMtxt
@MalJNew I said Red Bull/Vodka. Not rubbing alcohol and Diet Sprite. For fuck's sake! Friday, November 18, 2011 6:12:20 PMTwitter Web Client
wow fail. fuck not having a smartphone Friday, November 18, 2011 4:10:47 PMtxt
fuck. me. Thursday, November 17, 2011 10:59:26 PMtxt
they have like 5 fucking cars locked up and the train is jammed as fuck Wednesday, November 16, 2011 11:45:14 PMtxt
Herman Cain is a real crazy fuck, but his 404 page is baller: http://t.co/lZVYyXU Tuesday, November 15, 2011 2:41:59 AMTwitter Web Client
To the gentleman with the 70s muscle car: Shut the fuck up with the engine revving and GTFO Monday, November 14, 2011 3:03:09 PMTwitter Web Client
"he came to long guyland and met my family. 2 days later he was with someone else. and i was like go fuck yaself" Sunday, November 13, 2011 12:14:40 AMtxt
#2006 why the fuck am i so god damn old Saturday, November 12, 2011 11:50:10 PMtxt
lolz. cops showed up to order food and the place cleared the fuck out Saturday, November 12, 2011 10:00:44 PMtxt
fuck me in the ass... that was the worst tequila shot ever... completely sober and almost puked Saturday, November 12, 2011 9:12:41 PMtxt
Fuck you Verizon, for un-grandfathering me from my unlimited data plan. Friday, November 11, 2011 10:52:32 AMTwitter Web Client
fuck man... why doesn't "sudo aptitude install lighttpd" work on Ubuntu 10.04 LTS? Wednesday, November 09, 2011 10:47:35 PMTwitter Web Client
fuck man.... Wednesday, November 09, 2011 7:46:51 PMtxt
I'm a fucking dick... I rip on people a lot. If you don't like it, fuck off. I do it with good intent. Wednesday, November 09, 2011 5:30:28 PMTwitter Web Client
I can't deal with the fucking dumbasses over at @FairfieldMirror or @mirrorfairfield or whatever the fuck twitter they use now. Site is done Wednesday, November 09, 2011 12:20:59 AMTwitter Web Client
get the fuck out of here. margaret schroder banged owen slater? #boardwalkempire Tuesday, November 08, 2011 11:44:22 PMtxt
Fuck man... Feel like shit Sunday, November 06, 2011 11:47:09 PMtxt
Just ate like a pig. legit might bust. I am the fattest fuck going... Saturday, November 05, 2011 3:09:41 PMtxt
Cocksuckers over at Verizon keep delaying the Galaxy Nexus. I have to wait until Black Friday now? Or maybe December. Fuck the Razr. Wednesday, November 02, 2011 4:39:48 PMTwitter Web Client
fuck this crowded shithole train Thursday, October 27, 2011 8:01:37 PMtxt
How the fuck did my pants get wet? I didn't just piss myself, did I? Wednesday, October 26, 2011 3:00:12 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito Fuck that shit. Have a beer or 6
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Tuesday, October 25, 2011 12:33:25 AMTwitter Web Client
everyone is walking like they have cocks rammed up their asses in grand central. get the fuck out of my way Monday, October 24, 2011 7:25:25 PMtxt
this pearl jam documentary... fuck man. why wasnt i this age in seattle in 91? Friday, October 21, 2011 9:43:13 PMtxt
Fuck. just got caught looking Friday, October 21, 2011 7:31:00 PMtxt
Winning attitude: stop giving a fuck about everything and then only good things will happen to you. Wednesday, October 19, 2011 5:10:59 PMTwitter Web Client
And this is another fucking piece of shit phone that has to go, you frozen fuck. Thursday, October 13, 2011 1:26:28 AMTwitter Web Client
They don't pay me enough for this fucking shit. I expect to get free Hilton rooms whenever the fuck I want for my efforts. Thursday, October 13, 2011 1:25:36 AMTwitter Web Client
Nothing like a nice meeting with a VP after getting back from the bar. Fuck. Gotta piss Wednesday, October 12, 2011 5:03:18 PMTwitter for Android
I could file more bugs. Eh fuck it, lets just go to the bar Thursday, October 06, 2011 6:07:01 PMTwitter Web Client
why the FUCK won't my script work? Wednesday, October 05, 2011 1:47:45 PMTwitter Web Client
Dear every single tech blog on my news reader, Shut the fuck up about the iPhone 5. I don't give a shit and will be getting a Nexus Prime Tuesday, October 04, 2011 12:39:28 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck the Mets & Jose Reyes. Lousy, slacker lowlife cheating organization. I hope Braun goes 5-5. Embarrassment to New York. Get the fuck out Wednesday, September 28, 2011 4:22:58 PMTwitter Web Client
Well that was interesting... How the fuck are you supposed to quit apps? Windows 8 is so radically different, I had no idea how to use it. Friday, September 16, 2011 10:40:16 PMTwitter Web Client
The fuck is it with bitch ass UK clients trying to use mother fucking leading zeroes in Excel? It removes it, shitheads! And you blame us... Monday, September 12, 2011 10:23:48 PMTwitter Web Client
@nyJULZmd The fuck is a hand grenade?
In reply to @nyJULZmd's tweet
Monday, September 12, 2011 2:24:38 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck... Me... now I just want to do jagerbombs Monday, September 12, 2011 2:20:53 PMTwitter Web Client
Dear laptop fan: Shut the fuck up. You're not overheating and CPU use is 0%. So why are you running so loudly? kthxbye Monday, September 05, 2011 6:34:35 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck... Me... Sunday, September 04, 2011 1:31:05 AMTwitter Web Client
mother. fuck. Verizon... Rumors are they're ruining the Nexus Prime and rebranding it as the Droid Prime? Figures. It's going to shit now. Tuesday, August 30, 2011 11:10:51 PMTwitter Web Client
Kindly like... go the fuck away. Tuesday, August 30, 2011 10:12:49 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck. Now its crazy windy after the storm passed... if my internet goes out, I swear Sunday, August 28, 2011 3:59:50 PMTwitter for Android
The fuck is that all about? Saturday, August 27, 2011 10:32:26 PMTwitter Web Client
Problem: I don't give a fuck about anything today. I'm impatient and everyone pissing me off. Go away :-) Tuesday, August 23, 2011 12:24:39 PMTwitter for Android
fuck all you hos =) Tuesday, August 23, 2011 2:45:42 AMTwitter Web Client
AJ... go hang yourself in the clubhouse you useless fuck Saturday, August 20, 2011 8:08:33 PMTwitter for Android
This guy Burnett can go fuck himself and get the fuck off my team because he's mother fucking useless and over fucking paid Saturday, August 20, 2011 7:55:46 PMTwitter for Android
#firstworldproblems where the fuck did I put my bottle opener? Friday, August 19, 2011 5:14:52 PMTwitter for Android
Shut the fuck up about the jersey shore on twitter. I have it DVRd... ill be home later Thursday, August 11, 2011 10:42:27 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Fuck War http://bit.ly/rrN7xv Sunday, August 07, 2011 10:38:36 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Dear Omar bro in the supermarket.... I don't give a fuck about your cats. Sunday, August 07, 2011 11:54:00 AMTwitter for Android
Dear Mexicans. Shut the fuck up with the lawn mowers and leaf blowers. I was up until 4:30AM and am trying to get some sleep. Tuesday, August 02, 2011 8:47:04 AMTwitter Web Client
Whoever stole the fan off my desk can really go fuck themselves right now because I'm pissed Tuesday, July 26, 2011 9:41:45 AMTwitter Web Client
Today's crazy fuckin NYC subway segment: two huge black lesbians going the fuck at it on the 6 train platform in Grand Central. Friday, July 22, 2011 7:43:11 PMTwitter for Android
RT @MalJNew Fuck this heat sideways Friday, July 22, 2011 12:16:46 PMTwitter Web Client
in other news... fuck this horse shit weather with a meat grinder Thursday, July 21, 2011 5:06:39 PMTwitter Web Client
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'd fuck orange. Tuesday, July 19, 2011 1:12:11 PMTwitter Web Client
This is a chatty assed train car. Normally its quiet.Everyone shut the fuck up. Monday, July 11, 2011 8:54:36 AMTwitter for Android
WOW DVDs piss me the fuck off. I dont have time to wait like 2 minutes for a God Damn menu animation... Let me just play the fucking movie. Sunday, July 10, 2011 9:59:15 PMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew I'm the worst at sexing back? If you don't suck it ill titty fuck you so hard.
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Saturday, July 09, 2011 1:20:00 AMTwitter for Android
Id fuck the girl who just played man in a box on the jukebox at the bar if she was hot and wasn't like 45... Friday, July 08, 2011 10:47:51 PMTwitter for Android
Woof. Alexey essentially told me to go fuck myself. =) All I wanted was a new build to test. Thursday, July 07, 2011 9:53:33 AMTwitter Web Client
Alcohol free bbq... The fuck is this shit, rehab? I need a beer. Or 5. Sunday, July 03, 2011 3:16:06 PMTwitter for Android
@Waspito The D1/D2 hardware is too shitty to run Gingerbread. I still have a D1 and its slow as fuck with 2.2. It was fast at first with 2.0
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Sunday, July 03, 2011 11:48:17 AMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Fuck Cats http://bit.ly/kzdDUm Friday, July 01, 2011 1:32:08 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Fuck these fuzzy assed apples that taste bland and it's like I'm eating cotton. The FUCK man. Thursday, June 30, 2011 12:31:03 PMTwitter Web Client
FUCK. ME. Looks like I just blocked all network traffic on this machine. Including myself. Looks like this German hotel system is now FUCKED Thursday, June 30, 2011 12:01:36 AMTwitter Web Client
Shut the fuck up. You talk too much Tuesday, June 28, 2011 4:38:38 PMTwitter Web Client
Ah fuck. I didn't just play marry fuck kill with my coworkers... Featuring other people from work... I'm so fired. Friday, June 24, 2011 2:50:05 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck offff I called thay tweet first Wednesday, June 22, 2011 12:22:05 AMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Can Someone Explain To Me Why The Fuck The US Is Still In Iraq? http://bit.ly/jmI0VJ Monday, June 06, 2011 12:40:37 PMTwitter Web Client
Dude.... In all honesty. Who the fuck gets kicked out of Continental.... Saturday, June 04, 2011 2:56:03 AMTwitter for Android
Okay. FUCK Google and Gilt for emailing me about a Chromebook and then fucking spamming my email with Gilt deals Thursday, June 02, 2011 11:43:23 AMTwitter Web Client
Hot sales girl just asked me if the conference room is off limits or not, like I'm some kind if boss. Why? Wanna fuck in there or something? Monday, May 23, 2011 3:31:12 PMTwitter for Android
Oops... I think I just gave orders to the chief operating officer. Fuck it. He should listen to me. Thursday, May 19, 2011 12:58:43 AMTwitter Web Client
why the fuck are we watching hanna montana right now? Friday, May 13, 2011 1:00:02 AMTwitter for Android
Just looked back at my Foursquare from a year ago: "Trivia night. I have 2 finals tomorrow but fuck it" LOL Thursday, May 12, 2011 11:49:56 AMTwitter Web Client
This random, no name minor league stiff Buddy Carlyle can go fuck himself, because he's pathetic. Way to blow the game asshole. Wednesday, May 11, 2011 11:02:05 PMTwitter for Android
These pussy ass programmers get all offended at my bug reports when I say something sucks... fuck that. If I say it sucks, it sucks Monday, May 09, 2011 1:31:23 PMTwitter for Android
Why the fuck am I sober? Saturday, May 07, 2011 11:58:32 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck these microscopic beer bottles. Fuck am I supposed to get drunk off of that wussy shit? Saturday, May 07, 2011 9:28:44 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Glee in 3D This Summer? Fuck That Noise http://bit.ly/lFUrSq Thursday, May 05, 2011 12:28:43 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Shut the Fuck Up About the Royal Wedding Already http://bit.ly/jLJpIL Thursday, April 28, 2011 8:40:18 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
@dannyrob88 Fuck are you doing in the women's bathroom, joker?
In reply to @dannyrob88's tweet
Thursday, April 28, 2011 8:26:24 PMTwitter Web Client
Get the fuck away from my desk you old pain in the balls. I just got in and got attacked. Tuesday, April 26, 2011 9:49:44 AMTwitter for Android
@dannyrob88 fuck off I know its been out for a while. I don't have time to blog about things instantly :-)
In reply to @Billyjune88's tweet
Thursday, April 14, 2011 12:20:29 PMTwitter for Android
This week all of my fantasy pitchers on my team are playing against one another. fuck my life... The chances of that... Tuesday, April 12, 2011 2:53:58 PMTwitter Web Client
SO TRUE. Pisses me off so badly!! RT @MrHazel Why the fuck do people send screen shots in a Word document? Sunday, April 10, 2011 6:41:59 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck it. Checking... out Thursday, April 07, 2011 4:22:28 PMTwitter for Android
Because basically, you know... Fuck it. Thursday, April 07, 2011 2:16:12 AMTwitter Web Client
New Blog Post: What the fuck you stupid bastards http://bit.ly/hzu132 Thursday, March 31, 2011 10:13:34 PMTwitter Web Client
My life. Fuck it. Thursday, March 31, 2011 9:58:43 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck yeah angry birds. Level 8-3. One hit, 126,000 points. 3 stars bitches. Thursday, March 31, 2011 8:38:19 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: We Have Better Things to Do than Fuck Around in Libya http://bit.ly/dJ3OuP Tuesday, March 29, 2011 1:11:21 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Yeah I like pushing buttons. I might have just gone a little overboard now. But fuck it. Monday, March 28, 2011 12:08:53 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck. Everyones goin to the bar and left without me because I had to take a shit. Thursday, March 24, 2011 6:57:34 PMTwitter for Android
The fuck is wrong wihth this whore Saturday, March 19, 2011 2:22:21 AMDELETED