1366 results for fuck — page 12 of 14, showing 1101–1200
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Fuck the fucking MTA for running short trains on days where fucking more people travel to NYC Thursday, March 17, 2011 8:55:04 AMTwitter for Android
Dear Asisans on the train. Shut the fuck up, you're disturbing the peace and quiet Wednesday, March 16, 2011 9:18:30 AMTwitter for Android
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa... my router is off... how the fuck am I networked on a LAN? Friday, March 11, 2011 2:28:35 AMTwitter for Android
Such a bunch of bullshit. Id bet every penny i own she blew the fuck o... welp he just walked out she had to Friday, February 11, 2011 1:39:42 AMTwitter for Android
@nyJULZmd fuck it, you stopped following me so u can't see this... whore urself out. 1 you're used to it. 2 it makes $$$ Friday, February 11, 2011 1:05:02 AMDeleted
Fuckin.... fuck my life. Thursday, February 10, 2011 10:16:54 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus fucking christ with this android text messaging bug..... not only did I wrongly text my dad, but thy all deleted themselves. Fuck. Thursday, February 10, 2011 9:47:50 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck... just got caught looking and called out hard for it. Its like im fuckin 12... Wednesday, February 09, 2011 6:19:26 PMTwitter for Android
Ah fuck off Justin Bieber. Just for that, Best Buy loses my business... (not that I go there anyway... Newegg, sons) Sunday, February 06, 2011 8:39:05 PMTwitter for Android
This hyperactive little Mexican needs to shut the fuck up on this train bc I can't hear the smokes phone convo. Legit needs a gag... Saturday, January 29, 2011 1:45:51 PMTwitter for Android
Maybe the fact that I am home editing apache config files on a fri night explains why I don't.. ah fuck it, my life sucks Saturday, January 22, 2011 12:41:28 AMTwitter for Android
Fuck this rainy, icy bullshit. It's January and should be snow. Plus, snow is easier to walk in Tuesday, January 18, 2011 8:43:56 AMTwitter for Android
Jersey staties all the fuck over 95. Friday, January 14, 2011 2:08:16 PMTwitter for Android
FUCK... Should have bypassed the load balancer and sent that 130,000 record request directly to the db server. This'll screw up. FAAK MEEE Friday, January 14, 2011 2:26:31 AMTwitter Web Client
@nyJULZmd Still want to work for the government you crazy bitch? Fuck the government. That shit will get you killed.
In reply to @nyJULZmd's tweet
Saturday, January 08, 2011 4:43:44 PMTwitter Web Client
Aiite, I'm a fat fuck. This gut has to go in 2011 Saturday, January 08, 2011 1:23:04 PMTwitter Web Client
"Dude your keyboard is different." "Oh. Its android 2.3. Well, it doesn't get me any pussy so fuck my life" Saturday, January 08, 2011 1:44:00 AMTwitter for Android
New blog post: What The Fuck, Firefox on Windows 7 http://bit.ly/gjvLAF Wednesday, January 05, 2011 2:25:04 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
NEED XANAX AND ALCOHOL AND WEED AND VICODIN AND whatever the fuck else makes you calm Monday, January 03, 2011 2:00:06 AMDELETED
This ho just bent the fuck over. Borderline hottest tightest ass I've ever seen Thursday, December 30, 2010 11:06:37 PMTwitter for Android
For fuck's sake, who is in NYC next week and wants to see The Machine or Badfish at BB Kings? It's like $25. Sunday, December 26, 2010 5:55:45 PMTwitter Web Client
THEY THINK I'M OKAY. FUCK IT. I'M DONE Saturday, December 18, 2010 2:53:37 AMDeleted
YOU KNOW MIKE STARR? THE DRUGGIE ALCOHOLIC? FUCK HIM. I THREW MY IPOD ACROSS THE STREET IN A RAGE Saturday, December 18, 2010 2:52:59 AMDELETED
I just burned the fuck out of my thumb spilling hot tea on it. 1st degree so its not blistered but the whole fuckin thing is tomato red Wednesday, December 15, 2010 5:39:28 PMTwitter for Android
who the FUCK is leaf blowing snow at 2:15 am? Tuesday, December 14, 2010 2:15:53 AMTwitter Web Client
It's always FUCKING USER ERROR. I love when clients bitch the fuck out of us and then "we all share the same password" DUH!!! You broke it. Monday, December 13, 2010 1:00:48 AMTwitter Web Client
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. What the fuck did they do to uTorrent? New update's theme looks like balls. Sunday, December 12, 2010 11:30:13 PMTwitter Web Client
Rex Ryan you god damn snack eating fat fuck. Your team lost me money. I almost won the office pool this week. This is why I'm a Giants fan Monday, December 06, 2010 10:35:48 PMTwitter Web Client
I need the fucking steelers and Jets to win to finally... FINALLY win a week in the office pool. FUCK Sunday, December 05, 2010 8:22:12 PMTwitter Web Client
Firefox Sync would be so awesome... IF IT WORKED! Fuck! Thursday, December 02, 2010 9:18:02 PMTwitter Web Client
Mother fuck my 7am conference call... I will be dialing in from my bed. Monday, November 29, 2010 11:35:49 PMTwitter for Android
Actually fuck it... Just bought something on Newegg. Little office decoration. That's the extent of my black Friday. Nevermind stores Friday, November 26, 2010 3:58:04 AMTwitter Web Client
Why the hell is NetMeter not nonitoring any of my traffic? The fuck man.,.. Monday, November 15, 2010 9:38:12 PMTwitter Web Client
How the fuck are you supposed to beat level 3-5 in angry birds? So fuckin pissed Monday, November 15, 2010 5:34:26 AMTwitter for Android
FUCK. Nexus S is only available on TMobile. God dammit. I knew Verizon wouldn't get a stock Google phone because they shit up their phones. Friday, November 12, 2010 3:18:29 AMTwitter Web Client
What the fuck is wrong with this train and why is it so fucking packed today. Its never like this. Must be missing some cars Thursday, November 11, 2010 8:55:02 AMTwitter for Android
Here we go again... sales girls making the office 900 degrees. Get the fuck off the thermostat and make it 68 again.. Monday, November 08, 2010 3:21:27 PMTwitter for Android
Oh.. fuck my lifeb right now... Saturday, November 06, 2010 1:40:14 AMTwitter for Android
Why the fuck is gmail not pushing to my phone quickly? Effin Google bitchin out... Wednesday, November 03, 2010 9:16:19 AMTwitter for Android
My mom just burned something in the microwave. How the fuck do you burn food in the microwave (unless it's popcorn)? Christ. Get me a chef! Tuesday, November 02, 2010 8:11:35 PMTwitter for Android
I felt blah. Then I started answering work email at 1am and testing system glitches, and I forgot i felt blah. Fuck my life. Tuesday, November 02, 2010 1:47:06 AMTwitter Web Client
The fuck did I expect... Someone like that would actually be available? Wednesday, October 27, 2010 10:04:24 AMTwitter for Android
Fuckin a dan I got u username wrong bc its complicated as fuck u ass Saturday, October 23, 2010 10:12:27 PMTwitter for Android
Josh hamilton you junkie mother fucker. You didn't overdose yet? 3 run homer? Fuck yaself. Great start CC... Friday, October 15, 2010 8:22:13 PMTwitter for Android
@Waspito a verizon iPhone will fuck Android sales. But all the new androids suck bc verizon puts so much shit on them
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Friday, October 15, 2010 3:59:55 PMTwitter for Android
Girl code? What the fuck is girl code? That's bullshit. It's man law. And that's final. Thursday, October 14, 2010 3:01:46 AMTwitter Web Client
What the fuck is up her ass? Pissed all day Wednesday, October 13, 2010 3:41:05 PMTwitter for Android
Fucking Long Island Railroad... Trains are gapped as fuck. I need to take a train an hour early because the times suck Monday, October 11, 2010 11:22:24 PMTwitter Web Client
Fucking dirty South. Who the fuck names a town this: http://goo.gl/h7mY Should have let them secede.The South: keeping America backwards Tuesday, October 05, 2010 2:54:11 AMTwitter Web Client
Please explain to me why the fuck youtube videos don't load. Wednesday, September 29, 2010 10:35:30 PMTwitter Web Client
"(832) only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up &smelling bacon and there not being any left." - ID KILL THEM Monday, September 20, 2010 10:59:31 PMTwitter Web Client
Ahmed go fuck yourself. I no longer want to talk to you. Monday, September 20, 2010 2:23:32 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck you you cunty assed blue screening ATI drivers. Time to spend an hr trying to solve why I blue screen when watching fuckin youtube vids Thursday, September 16, 2010 11:14:56 PMTwitter Web Client
The Machine (Pink Floyd tribute) and Badfish (sublime tribute) 12/28 and 12/30 at BB King's in NYC! Who's the fuck in? Lets get hammered. Thursday, September 16, 2010 10:02:40 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Ever Hear of Karma, You Stupid Fuck? http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/09/15/ever-hear-of-karma-you-stupid-fuck/ Wednesday, September 15, 2010 11:56:49 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Why the fuck is it taking me 2000 miliseconds to ping google? Out internet is useless right now Tuesday, September 14, 2010 3:17:29 PMTwitter for Android
All circuits are busy? The fuck is this 1960 on the 2 man switchboards? Monday, September 13, 2010 5:12:28 PMTwitter for Android
Please explain to me why my fucking display shuts the fuck off randomly and I need to hard reboot. Monday, September 13, 2010 1:16:11 AMTwitter Web Client
Seriously what the fuck is this guy staring at.... Sunday, September 12, 2010 2:09:42 AMTwitter for Android
Dear construction guys outside my window, shut the fuck up with your grinding ass machine. Wednesday, September 08, 2010 2:16:46 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck New Jersey, Hoboken and the path trains and use NYC for your parties next time. The level of inconvenience for me is incredible Wednesday, September 01, 2010 1:29:18 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck all of y'all moving back to Fairfield now - do yourself a favor & don't graduate. Oh and good seeing you today in the big NYC, @pwcaty Monday, August 30, 2010 11:33:46 PMTwitter Web Client
My dad never gets pissed at sports. But here's a quote regarding AJ Burnett: "This guy can go fuck himself. This guy sucks" Friday, August 27, 2010 8:24:31 PMTwitter Web Client
The fuck is going on here? It's going to be in the 90s by the end of the weekend? Fuck that! I was enjoying the 60s Wednesday, August 25, 2010 6:21:25 PMTwitter Web Client
These rooms are set up for shit. Now I have to rewire the fuck out of them. Thanks. 5 minute job will now be two hours Wednesday, August 25, 2010 9:03:54 AMtwidroid
What the fuck is going on around here? Loud music coming from a car outside. but there was no car. Saturday, August 21, 2010 1:33:48 AMTwitter Web Client
Why the fuck would they remove the alarm clock from froyo? Christ! Friday, August 20, 2010 2:21:44 AMTwitter Web Client
What the fuck does it take for me to get some froyo around here? Sunday, August 15, 2010 2:13:56 PMTwitter Web Client
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FROYO? Friday, August 13, 2010 12:57:43 AMTwitter Web Client
Will you fucking little shits shut the fuck up?: OMG kids piss me off so much. Thursday, August 12, 2010 11:56:22 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck this fucking heat! Monday, August 09, 2010 1:35:40 PMtwidroid
Sox fans get the fuck off my platform! Monday, August 09, 2010 12:50:43 PMtwidroid
New blog post: What the fuck did Emma Watson do to her hair? http://bit.ly/ccmBqf Friday, August 06, 2010 10:44:56 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Sometimes I wonder... What the fuck is the point of anything? The universe is all one sick joke that makes no sense Friday, August 06, 2010 4:02:51 AMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Fuck Apple's Magic Trackpad and Fanboys at TechCrunch Who Say the Mouse is Dead http://bit.ly/aXsPZB Sunday, August 01, 2010 1:40:05 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
RUMOR: Froyo will be pushed to the Droid, Droid X and HTC Incredible starting August 6th and will be completed by August 15th! FUCK. YES Thursday, July 29, 2010 1:02:19 AMTwitter Web Client
You take some fuck and some shit and some fuck and some shit you've got a fuck shit stack, a fuck shit stack. Wednesday, July 28, 2010 8:40:02 PMTwitter Web Client
Yeah fuck this. I'm packing my shit and going to Hogwarts Monday, July 26, 2010 9:06:26 PMtwidroid
Shut the fuck up trains. Why do these fucking conductors now blast the shit out of the horns for 5 minutes through the station? Monday, July 26, 2010 5:48:43 PMTwitter Web Client
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'll fuck you with a rake Monday, July 26, 2010 12:44:43 AMTwitter Web Client
Total tech failure. Gps is down, foursquare app isn't working. Fuck it. Friday, July 23, 2010 10:56:14 PMtwidroid
John: "Mother fuck." Me: "Ballsack bitch" Monday, July 19, 2010 3:12:01 PMtwidroid
This guy Jay cracks me the fuck up. He's going around spraying water on people Friday, July 16, 2010 9:45:02 AMtwidroid
New blog post: Fuck Off, WordPress (Rant 2.0) http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/13/fuck-off-wordpress-rant-2-0/ Tuesday, July 13, 2010 1:26:56 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Fuck you heat and Con Ed for the brownout. My multimeter is reading 98 volts in my outlet instead of 115... And my AC doesnt work Thursday, July 08, 2010 4:23:10 PMTwitter Web Client
Can't even take a dump in peace without my mom messing up her computer. Had to VNC it from the shitter TMI? Who cares I'm a real crazy fuck Tuesday, July 06, 2010 11:54:23 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck this little fruitcup Bustin Jieber Sunday, July 04, 2010 9:18:38 PMTwitter Web Client
It's 4AM, who the fuck decided it was a good idea to shoot fireworks and wake me up? Sunday, July 04, 2010 3:57:59 AMTwitter Web Client
My touchpad is bugging the FUCK out Saturday, July 03, 2010 4:48:36 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck. That: http://twitpic.com/21igr9 Thursday, July 01, 2010 11:14:19 AMtwidroid
Fuck bbm. Gchat on android does the same thing. And if you don't have a google account, you're weak Thursday, July 01, 2010 10:26:44 AMtwidroid
Fuck Jose Reyes Saturday, June 19, 2010 1:52:25 PMtwidroid
@Waspito I did. Went to citi with my yankee shit and took in scenes of he new park. Didn't give a fuck abkut los mets.
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Friday, June 18, 2010 6:15:51 PMtwidroid
WHOA who the fuck was that. The ass on that one. No women live around here. Thursday, June 17, 2010 8:52:21 PMTwitter Web Client
Yankees. Pull the bats out of your asses and use them. The fuck mang Thursday, June 17, 2010 8:34:58 PMTwitter Web Client
AJ Burnett get the FUCK OUT you suck Wednesday, June 16, 2010 8:18:48 PMTwitter Web Client
PLEASE explain to me what the fuck a sam adams latiude 48 is. Never heard of it. Saturday, June 12, 2010 11:16:52 PMtwidroyd (original)
Mother fuck this feeble piece of shit laptop with only one gig of ram. My dick has more ram. Wednesday, June 09, 2010 10:26:26 PMtwidroyd (original)
Fuck my life.while pretending to be sober. I walked into 3 bins in my hallway and woke my parents up. f'in shit all over the place.. move it Tuesday, June 08, 2010 1:37:50 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck you phillies. Only bc I know a gross assed mean phillies fan who's nasty Monday, June 07, 2010 9:30:10 PMtwidroyd (original)