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I mean... I dreamt one of my starters threw a perfect game and I got 100 points. Thought I had wee 3 in the bag. Then checked and saw my best mfer on the injured list and that it was a fake dream. Fuck off all you hoes
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Sunday, April 12, 2026 9:36:29 PMBlueSky
These MLB umpires are either blind asf, betting on the games or have it in for the Yankees. Two overturned calls. Calls a guy safe at home who was clearly tagged and his foot didn't even touch the plate. Fuck outta hea. Sunday, April 05, 2026 7:07:04 PMBlueSky
Fuck outta hea with this nonsense. Blasphemy! Disgraziad! https://nypost.com/2026/03/28/lifestyle/surprising-pizza-contender-is-beating-new-york-and-chicago-and-gaining-fans-fast/
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Thursday, April 02, 2026 3:21:18 AMBlueSky
Columbus drivers stink. I had 4 beers and can drive better than these pricks. 10 under the speed limit, no turn signals, can't maintain their lanes. Get the fuck out of here. Sunday, March 29, 2026 9:08:23 PMBlueSky
Summer can officially suck a dick. Can't wait for this shit to end in October.

It's DIABOLICAL for it to be 90 degrees with a heat index of 106 at fucking 10:30 PM in the Midwest. Dew Point of 78... Fuck outta here. Bugs and shit everywhere. HATE HATE HATE

Can it be winter already? 		Friday, July 25, 2025 12:26:18 AMBlueSky
"We learned that her owner no longer wanted her"

Fuck is wrong with people?! [[ Image ]] 		Saturday, July 05, 2025 12:57:32 PMBlueSky
Anyone remember when American Idiot came out and we were all mad at George W. Bush and now it's like what the fuck is actually happening? Saturday, May 24, 2025 6:14:01 PMBlueSky
Get the fuck out of here. I hate fantasy baseball and stink at it. I was up by 30 points+ all week long and then I end up losing by 2.67 points [[ Image ]] Sunday, March 30, 2025 11:37:41 PMBlueSky
Is tonight the night the government makes us fuck around with our clocks for no good reason? Saturday, March 08, 2025 9:59:45 PMBlueSky
@CalltoActivism Fuck around and find out. Guess she'll die.
In reply to @CalltoActivism's tweet
Friday, November 08, 2024 9:55:09 PMTwitter for Android
@jasonllevin Fuck that orange piece of shit - from Ohio https://t.co/cl294UV1zf
In reply to @jasonllevin's tweet
Monday, November 04, 2024 5:03:42 PMTwitter Web App
@MartinShkreli Fuck yourself. You're vile
In reply to @MartinShkreli's tweet
Sunday, November 03, 2024 9:05:25 PMTwitter for Android
@robertdr00 @OHRSCC You're all dummies. A no vote keeps the current maps, which are absurdly unfair for citizen representation.

The current maps were shot down 7 times in court and they were like "fuck em, we'll keep them anyways"
In reply to @robertdr00's tweet
Sunday, November 03, 2024 1:23:54 AMTwitter for Android
Oh my GOD just lose already. I can't take this. Don't fuck with me. If you were up 5-0 and blew it at home, you're a bunch of assholes https://t.co/ymxuFISAQZ Wednesday, October 30, 2024 11:10:34 PMTwitter for Android
I fuck off all day at work and then it's 4:30AM and I'm writing typescript tests like a motherfucker Wednesday, October 30, 2024 4:30:48 AMTwitter Web App
What the fuck is wrong with Aaron Judge Monday, October 28, 2024 8:36:37 PMTwitter for Android
@ODOT_Columbus what the fuck is wrong with i71 North in Columbus right now Friday, October 04, 2024 11:49:38 PMTwitter for Android
@elonmusk How the fuck do you know, Elon? You down there counting?
In reply to @elonmusk's tweet
Thursday, October 03, 2024 5:21:42 PMTwitter Web App
I need an Olivia Rodrigo "fuck it, it's fine" gif to use when blindly accepting convoluted Pulumi pull requests and it indicates some weird bullshit happened Wednesday, October 02, 2024 5:23:05 PMTwitter Web App
@HamCoGOP What's the other option. A bunch of White GOP boomers draw absurdly skewed maps instead of fair maps from the public? Fuck outta hea
In reply to @HamCoGOP's tweet
Sunday, September 29, 2024 2:25:47 PMTwitter Web App
I don't think you understand how fucking happy I am that it's no longer the summer solstice. Now hurry up and cool the fuck down Monday, September 23, 2024 2:09:51 PMTwitter Web App
Fuck the entire Pixel 6 series. Worst piece of shit phone I've ever owned https://t.co/BN3Wopv13w Saturday, September 21, 2024 12:21:01 AMTwitter for Android
The fuck took them so long to do this

Android 15 QPR1 adds ‘Limit to 80%’ Pixel battery charging optimization https://t.co/rFAq3h886r 		Sunday, September 15, 2024 2:15:44 PMTwitter for Android
@DaveYostOH Bru, what in the actual fuck are you even talking about?
In reply to @DaveYostOH's tweet
Wednesday, September 11, 2024 3:09:01 AMTwitter for Android
Tonight I realized dogs like me more than people. And you know what? Fuck em. I like dogs more than people Wednesday, September 11, 2024 3:07:54 AMTwitter for Android
@nypost actually leave her the fuck alone. Not everyone needs to get political. https://t.co/4Hcd66Q0eV Wednesday, September 11, 2024 2:47:17 AMTwitter for Android
It's Google as fuck to release a product with glaring usability issues.

Brand new ~$300 thermostat. Let's make the screen dim as fuck with no brightness controls.

Smh 🤦‍♂️

https://t.co/Yswgi0wLUD 		Friday, August 30, 2024 10:03:08 PMTwitter for Android
What the fuck did @AEPOhio do with their billing this month? It's all fucked up. I got some notice they didn't send an ebill and they recalculated billing and I'm pretty sure they overcharged me hundreds of dollars Friday, August 30, 2024 7:54:52 PMTwitter Web App
What the fuck is this piece of shit? https://t.co/OfyT3ymP8j Sunday, August 25, 2024 7:59:25 PMTwitter for Android
Get the absolute fuck out of here with this shit. It can't be in the mid.90s after giving me 60s and 70s for two days https://t.co/IIc3mDK37O Friday, August 23, 2024 8:53:21 AMTwitter for Android
Yo @CrowdStrike what the actual fuck Friday, July 19, 2024 2:24:27 AMTwitter for Android
Fuck these crusty ass old men. They can eat a bag of dicks https://t.co/GPIr9VmEhN Thursday, June 20, 2024 10:42:04 AMTwitter for Android
I am watching Hulu rn and took a look at AdGuard and..

May I ask what the actual fuck Netflix is connecting to in the background? https://t.co/Z7IQqi1JTb 		Wednesday, June 19, 2024 11:27:08 PMTwitter Web App
@Ticketmaster has a piece of shit system. Maybe tell me that my session timed out before I filled out a form and got directed back to the login page and had to do it all the fuck over again.

Basic UX for fucks sake 		Monday, April 15, 2024 3:26:11 PMTwitter Web App
I just ate two Sheetz breakfast sausage egg and cheese bagels like a fat fuck Friday, April 12, 2024 10:27:58 AMTwitter Web App
Seriously go fuck yourselves. https://t.co/L9fiHlsYVc
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, April 05, 2024 8:58:48 PMTwitter Web App
@HeroDividend Get the fuck out of here. What about people grilling outside? This cannot be an official HOA post. This is a mental patient bitching to the community about nonsense
In reply to @HeroDividend's tweet
Friday, April 05, 2024 10:37:00 AMTwitter Web App
I went to do my fantasy baseball lineup and who the FUCK does a 2PM monday game.. I went to take out this weak injured bastard and he's locked

Fucking MLB. I'm such a shitty team owner https://t.co/e92VPkh5Am 		Monday, April 01, 2024 2:18:48 PMTwitter Web App
Looking at an article on why car insurance is going up so fast... More accidents. People are driving more aggressively. They're like "fuck it. I lived through a pandemic. I drive how I drive." [[ Image ]] Thursday, March 14, 2024 10:14:10 PMBlueSky
@elonmusk Shut the fuck up Elon, you're making my Alphabet stock go down.
In reply to @elonmusk's tweet
Monday, March 04, 2024 11:46:59 PMTwitter for Android
Let's fuck around and find out how my app handles an embed URL and an image

portfolioso.com [[ Image ]] 		Saturday, February 10, 2024 1:59:30 AMBlueSky
Google Home is buggy as fuck, and the comments section on Reddit is pure LOL https://t.co/UQw2bA7OEs Tuesday, February 06, 2024 2:13:36 AMTwitter Web App
ChatGPT what the fuck https://t.co/SLnnoKDCfM Monday, February 05, 2024 12:31:57 PMTwitter Web App
Lol @BoeingAirplanes can't seem to make airplanes that don't fall the fuck apart lately. It's cool, their profits are probably good though.

Make sure the jets you fly on are manufactured by Airbus or Embraer, folks!

https://t.co/WzWNd6dzyI 		Wednesday, January 24, 2024 9:20:28 AMTwitter for Android
This is a shit take. Who TF has an oil free diet. How in the actual fuck do you cook anything without oil? Where are you getting your mono and poly unsaturated fats from?

https://t.co/4gJ0pBM4pY 		Wednesday, January 24, 2024 12:08:00 AMTwitter for Android
Fuck off with this shit. Pandemics only happen every hundred years or so. We've already hit the quota for my lifetime

https://t.co/Q5JHlY4L1T 		Friday, January 19, 2024 10:32:34 AMTwitter Web App
Ok cut the shit. I understand the sentiment but don't fuck with traffic. NYC traffic is jacked up enough as it is

https://t.co/tIPhlu9Aky 		Monday, January 08, 2024 12:36:33 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck. I missed partiying with CJ Saturday, December 30, 2023 9:46:03 PMTwitter for Android
Bahahahhahahah what a dumb motherfucker. All this guy had to do was shut the fuck up and stay out of the spotlight and he'd be remembered as America's mayor, leading NYC through 9/11.

But he decided to s Trump's D and will be broke forevermore

https://t.co/eudYgNUt8a 		Friday, December 15, 2023 9:25:33 PMTwitter for Android
Great timing on the Bitcoin correction after it went up like crazy because I buy a smidge of it every 2 weeks out of my paycheck and now I get to buy it at a $5000 discount

I'm kicking myself for.not getting more when it was 15k in Nov 22.

And fuck Elon's shit coins. I lost $90 		Wednesday, December 13, 2023 7:31:18 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck opec and legal cartels

https://t.co/ppD3wW9rgf 		Monday, December 04, 2023 10:24:25 PMTwitter for Android
@FrankLaRose Frankie BOY. You absolute goofball. Did you realize that by voting No on issue 1, which you did, you'd be co-parenting with the government because they were telling you what the fuck women can do with their bodies. You idiot, you.
In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet
Monday, December 04, 2023 9:36:10 PMTwitter for Android
Yo $7000 out of my yearly taxes go direvtly to the school district... So why the fuck are they still making me pay $170/month for preschool. Sunday, December 03, 2023 2:30:40 PMTwitter for Android
@RepMTG Marjorie. You're a real sick fuck. How about you stay our of people's business and let your god handle the consequences of their decisions. This is not an issue for you to be concerned about
In reply to @RepMTG's tweet
Wednesday, November 08, 2023 9:21:55 PMTwitter Web App
Yeah get the fuck out of here. I know it's Europe only, but if they're going to block ad.blo kers and force fees, I'm quitting

https://t.co/eBbP7FrUu1 		Wednesday, November 01, 2023 7:43:34 PMTwitter for Android
It only took 4 years for my little to start dropping f bombs like a sailor. It's Olivia Rodrigo 's fault.

"It's a bad idea right? Fuck it, it's fine" 		Saturday, October 28, 2023 3:44:17 AMTwitter for Android
World Police! Here comes Murrica, getting involved in Middle East bullshit, because, ya know, oil.

Biden isn't any different than George W. Bush. Fuck outta here with this shit. We don't have money for it and are making ourselves terror targets

https://t.co/TjV8Ak2YS8 		Friday, October 27, 2023 1:41:58 PMTwitter for Android
This decrepit bitch. Can we get people who aren't a billion years old leading us? No, we can't afford financing shit that isn't even our problem. Us is broke as a joke and yet the priority is funding Ukraine and Israel? Fuck outta hea

https://t.co/UZHqqxUxcW 		Sunday, October 22, 2023 9:51:37 AMTwitter for Android
Some fuckin antique with a veterans for Trump bumper sticker was driving 10 miles per hour under the speed limit. Veterans for Trump LOL. What an oxymoronic statement. Trump doesn't give a fuck about veterans Sunday, October 15, 2023 2:01:34 PMTwitter for Android
Who in the actual fuck would want to go to Israel? You couldn't pay me to go there https://t.co/8jtWO3CQDC Tuesday, October 10, 2023 3:57:24 PMTwitter Web App
You can't even set a thermostat schedule in the Google Home app because @madebygoogle doesn't believe in feature parity from the Nest app for older Nest devices. It's literally been 3 years, yet they required switching to Google accounts. The fuck are they doing? Monday, October 09, 2023 8:00:03 AMTwitter for Android
Illinois tollway refused to drop my fines. How the fuck was I supposed to know I had 14 days to pay it when I didn't get the violation until a month later. I just thought they'd bill by mail. So I told them to Eat a Dick in my CC name field and they accepted the payment https://t.co/xlZ03G5lFT Tuesday, October 03, 2023 7:07:45 PMTwitter Web App
Who kidnaps a 9 year old girl and gets caught leaving a ransom note? Put this fuck through the wood chipper. Dude doesn't deserve to exist anymore https://t.co/6F2K0lWYKF Tuesday, October 03, 2023 1:26:17 PMTwitter for Android
Whoever the fuck designed humans and invented mammals that bleed out every month and fluctuating hormones that turn them into feral bitches is an asshole creator. Design us better so that shit doesnt happen Tuesday, October 03, 2023 9:38:21 AMTwitter Web App
Bad parenting take. Some kid was climbing up the slide, and my kid was sad because she didn't want to hit into him and she got sad she couldn't go down.

And I was like fuck em. Wipe the prick out. 		Saturday, September 16, 2023 4:11:50 PMTwitter for Android
Seriously, it's 2023. Who the fuck is using anything less than TLS 1.2? Like I don't get why every gd year around audit time, we get flagged for shit running TLS 1.0 and 1.1. Who needs to get punched in the face? Friday, September 08, 2023 10:06:52 AMTwitter Web App
People shouldn't fuck with Putin. He'll either shoot down your plane or poison you with radioactive polonium Wednesday, August 23, 2023 2:20:05 PMTwitter Web App
@ohiogop Great day for a handful of FUCK NO votes from my household
In reply to @ohiogop's tweet
Tuesday, August 08, 2023 1:04:21 PMTwitter Web App
@NRO @FrankLaRose Correction: It would improve the political process for these crooked bastards. Not for the people og Ohio

Fuck off with issue one Frankie Boy!!!
In reply to @NRO's tweet
Monday, August 07, 2023 2:30:05 PMTwitter Web App
@dolan4ohio @55KRC @brianthomas1 @taxreformer MATTHEW. Dummy. You know in your corrupt little heart a yes vote is bullshit and you're just drinking the GOP Kool Aide to take people's rights away.

You have the nerve to run for Senate? Pushing for a vote that takes the people's voice away? Fuck outta hea
In reply to @dolan4ohio's tweet
Monday, August 07, 2023 12:23:24 PMTwitter Web App
@ElonMuskAOC Fuck you and doge, Elon. My $100 gamble is now worth $20 ya billionaire cocksucker
In reply to @ElonMuskAOC's tweet
Saturday, August 05, 2023 8:28:33 PMTwitter for Android
@ohiolife @ProtectWomenOH Peter Range here, trying to control your uterus! He's pro birth, but once they're born, fuck em! Make sure not to approve any social programs for them because that would cost too much.

Get lost clowns
In reply to @ohiolife's tweet
Wednesday, July 26, 2023 6:05:48 PMTwitter Web App
Fuck the police. The best interaction you can ever have with them is to never fucking interact with them, especially if you're not white

https://t.co/BpGKh83nZx 		Tuesday, July 25, 2023 10:12:01 PMTwitter for Android
@ohiolife @matthuffman1 Your corrupt, illegal election, paid for by Rich Uhlein (out of state special interest) is the problem and is a desperate power grab and attempt to silence the majority.

Also, fuck off for being pro birth but once the kids are born, you don't care about them anymore
In reply to @ohiolife's tweet
Monday, July 24, 2023 11:31:24 AMTwitter Web App
RIP my Pixel 6 Pro. Worst piece of shit phone I've ever owned. Between the useless fingerprint reader, the overheating... It was enraging

Screen broke three times and they won't issue another insurance claim even though that's not what the fuck their preferred care website says: https://t.co/Uj8dvHZqQ4 		Saturday, July 22, 2023 3:57:15 PMTwitter for Android
Insurance claiming my Pixel 6 Pro for the third time because the rounded ass screen cracks if you blow on it. This is a piece of shit phone. I literaly bought the 5 on ebay and it's superior. What the fuck @madebygoogle

I skipped the Pixel 7 and will skip the 8 because of this 		Wednesday, July 19, 2023 9:49:15 AMTwitter Web App
@GovRonDeSantis "Free" if you're a cis white Christian male. Otherwise, fuck em, right Ronald?
In reply to @GovRonDeSantis's tweet
Tuesday, July 04, 2023 6:06:37 PMTwitter for Android
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do!

It only took 15 years for a dumb rich billionaire to fuck it all up 🤣😂

#MyTwitterAnniversary https://t.co/HFi6pL4VdS 		Monday, July 03, 2023 12:29:52 AMTwitter for Android
Literally the best thing that can happen to Twitter is that it fails into oblivion. Fuck Elon Musk. I don't even like Zuck but I hope he kicks his ass Saturday, July 01, 2023 5:44:40 PMTwitter for Android
WOW. The solution to this was to put the goddamn var in square brackets. The fuck. Literally took people 20 seconds to do
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, June 27, 2023 2:26:21 PMTwitter Web App
Why the fuck do you need a PhD to convert a pulumi outputstring to a regular string and why does typescript suck a cock Monday, June 26, 2023 1:26:08 PMTwitter Web App
@GregAbbott_TX Pro life unless they're illegal Mexicans. Or until they're born.. Then fuck em because they're too much of a burden on the system.

Right Greg? You lame dummy.
In reply to @GregAbbott_TX's tweet
Sunday, June 25, 2023 2:37:05 AMTwitter for Android
Fuck outta here with this paranoia nonsense. Ive had meat sitting out all night. Worst case scenario, I got the shits for a day or so.

They're trying to say drinking sun tea will sicken me with coliform bacteria? Yeah, if you're a weakling maybe...

https://t.co/HOcqtm0ydh 		Sunday, June 25, 2023 2:32:29 AMTwitter for Android
Hey Sundar. Fuck ya pay raise. Google products are buggy as shit. Company is in decline. Why you deserve more money for while all of us povos are suffering from severe inflation?

https://t.co/2NqNrBNyCq 		Friday, May 05, 2023 7:56:04 PMTwitter for Android
I hope when Google needs to lay off more imbeciles, that Rick Osterloh takes my tweet into a meeting room of all these dickhead product designers pushing out utter shit and says "do the fuck better" Sunday, April 30, 2023 11:00:08 PMTwitter Web App
Fuck a curved screen. I cracked two Pixel 6 Pro displays because the corners stick out of my case like an asshole.

https://t.co/fpR5qc6qXM 		Wednesday, March 22, 2023 12:22:13 AMTwitter for Android
@endingwithali @trashh_dev Fuck JavaScript and typescript and npm in the a
In reply to @endingwithali's tweet
Wednesday, March 15, 2023 12:15:54 AMTwitter for Android
Hahahaaaaa. Fuck you Larry Householder ya bag of dicks https://t.co/fRHVmj5id6 Thursday, March 09, 2023 7:19:22 PMTwitter for Android
The fuck... https://t.co/fZmiWxvZem Wednesday, February 08, 2023 11:18:40 PMTwitter Web App
@RepMTG How the fuck should you know, you Kool aid drinking buffoon
In reply to @RepMTG's tweet
Sunday, February 05, 2023 2:40:46 PMTwitter for Android
Get the fuck out of here with this shit. 1) maybe if we didn't use so many gd pesticides and chemicals, people wouldn't develop so many allergies

2) Now companies are making unnecessary changes to food to align to some stupid ass law

https://t.co/hi5NF9fdNm (ps fox news sux) 		Tuesday, January 10, 2023 2:07:26 PMTwitter for Android
Oh great #2 plastics were supposed to be safe. Plastic was the worst fucking invention of all time and now the planet is ruined. Some meteor should just end us all. Fuck it

https://t.co/hHbobmSDcw 		Friday, December 30, 2022 2:09:10 AMTwitter for Android
Wow. Hays Kansas PD can absolutely go fuck themselves and their jagoff chief. You have the audacity to order a dying man to court for such minor bullshit? Go eat a bag of dicks
https://t.co/alfFYOcrr6 https://t.co/9bMP1Vd6qV 		Wednesday, December 28, 2022 11:45:05 PMTwitter for Android
This mfer shot at a dog so it's 100% justified the cops shot and killed him. Don't fuck around with dogs or else be unalived https://t.co/iGWz8gs5uN Friday, December 23, 2022 9:09:41 PMTwitter for Android
Happy Tuesday. I broke my phone again and no one gets along with me. Today sucks again. It's been cloudy and gloomy for a week straight. Fuck everything Tuesday, December 13, 2022 10:46:31 AMTwitter Web App
Jesus fucking Christ. Time to insurance claim my phone for the second time. Because the screen broke falling off my lap onto a wood floor.

Hey @madebygoogle fuck you and choosing to use a curved screen in the pixel 6 pro because it sticks out and shatters on the corner 		Tuesday, December 13, 2022 8:45:21 AMTwitter for Android
I'm about to go right the fuck back to Vegas because ever since I got home people have been unappreciative pricks and say I don't give them what they need even though I feel like I already do fuckin almost anything Monday, December 12, 2022 3:38:49 PMTwitter for Android
What an uncivilized shithole country. How do you threaten to torture the families of people who do something you don't agree with. Straight up terror regime. Fuck em https://t.co/BlmnYx22pb Tuesday, November 29, 2022 5:37:48 PMTwitter Web App
For fucks sake. The neighborhood Karen must look out her window for when I'm outside because I'm liable to run into her 100% of the time and the lady never shuts the fuck up and my NY ass ain't got time for that Saturday, November 26, 2022 2:28:57 PMTwitter for Android
And fuck Elon Musk while we're at it
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, November 08, 2022 11:45:07 PMTwitter for Android