1366 results for fuck — page 4 of 14, showing 301–400
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You've gotta be outside your mind to even consider a Facebook Portal. Fuck that. It's like giving those cagey bastards a portal into your living room. Sneaky ass Zuck with his garbage security, spying on you. Fuckouttahea. Tuesday, May 07, 2019 2:00:00 AMTwitter for Android
Fuck the fuckin EPA. Might as well abolish it and save money if they're not going to do dick to help the environment
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, May 01, 2019 3:01:38 AMTwitter for Android
Then you have @Starbucks taking away all my stars. I just joined the loyalty program last month and they changed it? The FUCK?!?!?? Friday, April 19, 2019 2:26:32 AMTwitter for Android
I have no idea how my work email address gets signed up for every possible tech product marketing email list under the sun, but if you have to start an email with "sorry for the unsolicited email"

1) Go fuck yourself
2) DELETED https://t.co/Xnn2SMAzhe 		Wednesday, April 03, 2019 10:22:43 AMTwitter Web Client
Hey @realDonaldTrump: go fuck yourself
https://t.co/V2sUqrGdya 		Sunday, March 31, 2019 3:11:51 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck this shit.. we need to ban glypohosate NOW https://t.co/h5T6GwWgkU Saturday, March 23, 2019 4:51:17 AMTwitter for Android
This is an example of an old white ignoramus fuck who needs to leave politics. Can't have his hatred around anymore
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Sunday, February 24, 2019 12:17:57 AMTwitter for Android
TurboTax, are you SERIOUS? Donate $3 to the Presidential Campaign fund? Fuck outta hea. Motherfuckers already have pacs. I'm not paying the shit ass government any extra money.

1) The president is an asshole
2) I owe $4000 in taxes b/c my withholdings got fucked up

#eatadick https://t.co/0rXKFyhaEU 		Thursday, February 21, 2019 12:32:15 AMTwitter Web Client
The @epa is a dumpster fire organization. Seriously, fuck off. You're supposed to protect us from things that make us sick, idiots.

https://t.co/6cQ8Tnp48y 		Friday, February 08, 2019 3:34:58 AMTwitter for Android
Seriously... Fuck @Oracle and Java for their licensing BULLSHIT. Switch to .NET Core instead

https://t.co/L9PCsqCyZs 		Tuesday, February 05, 2019 12:07:26 AMTwitter Web Client
Honestly don't even care if this subsidy exists or not because it doesn't affect me but FUCK Ajit Pai. I hope he never gets what he wants because he's a jagoff fuckface
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, February 04, 2019 6:54:46 PMTwitter for Android
Good. Fuck coal
https://t.co/AENqTrWOlc #greenenergy #feedly 		Wednesday, December 12, 2018 2:26:07 PMTwitter Web Client
Bunch of dumb motherfuckers over at the @EPA relaxing coal regulations. Fuck coal, that's some 1800s shit. Can we promote greener energy in 2018 for fucks sake? Sunday, December 09, 2018 10:17:08 AMTwitter for Android
The fuck wants to open new coal plants? What a bunch of dumb bastards. It's almost 2019. That's some 1800s shit https://t.co/YsUaFJmdQU Thursday, December 06, 2018 9:44:40 AMTwitter for Android
Hey @AjitPaiFCC: go fuck yourself!

https://t.co/07BfQwzklD 		Monday, November 05, 2018 10:17:58 PMTwitter for Android
Fucking Microsoft and it's Windows 10 updates 1) Deleting people's files 2) Intel pushing bad audio drivers through Windows updates

Why? They are more concerned with stupid fucking features like 3D paint.

Get the fuck out of here. Will you assholes release stable shit?
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, October 29, 2018 1:35:11 AMTwitter for Android
Apparently, anything 70-100 MBPS is considered normal. Meanwhile, they offer 300MBPS service, so what the actual fuck. This goes to show me @Ask_Spectrum is specifically limiting the speed to 85 MBPS to save bandwidth.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, October 17, 2018 9:59:45 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck you @MonsantoCo !!! Friday, August 10, 2018 8:45:16 PMTwitter for Android
Y'all just need to get the fuck out of there. The entire metro area. Just leave. Pure savagery.

https://t.co/Aj1Cxw7Xjy 		Friday, August 10, 2018 4:16:29 AMTwitter for Android
@NewYorkStateAG đź‘Ť. Hey @EPA - go fuck yourselves for permitting the use of this shit!
In reply to @NewYorkStateAG's tweet
Thursday, August 09, 2018 11:06:31 PMTwitter for Android
Why does the API return an exception when doing a get on the default APIM policy? Like what the fuck. But if I save an XML comment in the portal, then the GET returns properly. Fuckoutthea @Azure
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, August 07, 2018 12:17:12 AMTwitter Web Client
@andrewcuomo how are those $30 million blue and gold subway tiles doing? Helping service?

Welp, at least you told @Ask_Spectrum to go fuck themselves, ya got that going for you.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, July 30, 2018 2:37:09 AMTwitter for Android
Hey @ups fuckers. If I live in Columbus and my package was in columbus at 3AM this morning, what the fuck is is doing in michigan https://t.co/WffWqDgtbK Tuesday, July 24, 2018 10:04:56 AMTwitter Web Client
Hey @EPAScottPruitt! Go FUCK YOURSELF! Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out you crooked bastard

Go suffocate on greenhouse gases you idiot 		Thursday, July 05, 2018 4:40:03 PMTwitter Web Client
What in the actual fuck did @googlechrome do to their UI in Canary? it literally looks like we went back in time 5 years to Firefox's UI Tuesday, June 26, 2018 1:28:53 PMTwitter Web Client
@RockNationRadio Rosanna, Meat Loaf, Phill Collins, Michael Bolton. Fuck outta hea
In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet
Sunday, May 20, 2018 12:42:08 AMTwitter for Android
How in the actual fuck does it take 40 minutes at dumpster fire LaGuardia to taxi to a runway to take off on. Friday, May 18, 2018 1:59:55 PMTwitter for Android
It's a common sense issue. It's a greedy evil isp trying to fuck over consumers issue. Not partisan shit. This country sux
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, May 17, 2018 4:41:02 PMTwitter for Android
Hey @AjitPaiFCC: GO FUCK YORSELF
(Although it won't get past the house or ya boy Donnie). But you're still a fuckup asshole corporate shill

https://t.co/stTsYb1obm 		Wednesday, May 16, 2018 4:22:07 PMTwitter for Android
How dare you refer to all dogs as disorderly. Arizona Senator John Kavanaugh does NOT fuck: https://t.co/u6KKh5VLJy Saturday, May 05, 2018 10:52:13 AMTwitter for Android
The fuck is wrong with Netflix for cancelling Everything Sucks after one season? That show was SO good.

But there's two seasons of the absolute garbage show Haters Back Off with some YouTube moron. "Quality" original content. 		Saturday, April 07, 2018 3:37:18 AMTwitter for Android
With the exception of the food, this entire city can go fuck itself Friday, April 06, 2018 5:32:33 PMTwitter for Android
Makes me laugh when things say "unleaded fuel only." It's 2018, who the fuck puts lead in gas anymore Friday, April 06, 2018 5:02:23 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck every single part of this story. I hope @AjitPaiFCC dies by firing squad. Fuck him and fuck the NRA. https://t.co/dd4j2Ksu2f Friday, February 23, 2018 10:59:15 PMTwitter for Android
Plus, he overshot its orbit. NASA doesn't fuck up. They sent New Horizons past Pluto. Elon Musk is amateur hour in space. Consult with actual rocket scientists, ya cocky bastard
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, February 07, 2018 6:25:39 PMTwitter Web Client
Dude fuck bourbon St. It's like fuckin times square. You gotta go to the dives. My boy Dave's here all the time Tuesday, January 02, 2018 11:13:31 PMTwitter for Android
Twitter banned me from naughty words and they can blow me. Fuck you @AjitPaiFCC https://t.co/UAB2cbfOwo Thursday, December 14, 2017 1:00:57 AMTwitter for Android
Pony just came on at the work party so players gon' fuck tonight Wednesday, December 13, 2017 8:40:35 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: American Airlines can go fuck themselves for charging me $75 to check an empty carryon https://t.co/5vHhHOzFms Sunday, December 10, 2017 10:07:45 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
I'm at this place Two Bits in Nashville and these tater tots fuck Thursday, September 14, 2017 4:46:47 PMTwitter for Android
@lenovo @MotorolaUS Way to update it too, assholes. Last security patch was 12/2016 and the OS is two years old. Fuck off
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, September 14, 2017 12:12:28 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck @ATT and that sellout prick @AjitPaiFCC https://t.co/PIbTTHNnYg Thursday, August 31, 2017 2:29:07 AMTwitter for Android
@VIZIO Yo @VIZIO go fuck yourselves. You have some nerve for updating my firmware and changing the ENTIRE way my fucking TV works.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, August 31, 2017 1:19:45 AMTwitter Web Client
Philly cheesesteaks from Wood & Ales in NYC fuck Thursday, August 17, 2017 9:57:39 PMTwitter for Android
I don't give a fuck about Philly Technician Jamaal. Comcast sux. @AjitPaiFCC sucks, Philly sucks. Stop showing up as an ad in my timeline https://t.co/u81dKbJd95 Thursday, August 17, 2017 9:25:07 PMTwitter for Android
Steel drums fuck Tuesday, August 15, 2017 10:02:40 PMTwitter for Android
RT @BarstoolHubbs: Fuck OUTTA here with these Mets Yankees stat comparisons. Don't compare them to that disgusting/rat-smelling scum of a f… Monday, August 14, 2017 8:26:28 PMTwitter for Android
Well shit... Now I'm hungover as fuck Saturday, August 12, 2017 8:37:59 AMTwitter for Android
I've never really done coke but I've got a guy passed out rn who said he's been on a 3 week coke bender. Liar. Get the fuck awake dude. Saturday, August 12, 2017 1:31:02 AMTwitter for Android
A+ move by the guy next to me who told the flight attendant to shut the fuck up under his breath when she was bitching about airplane mode. Sunday, July 16, 2017 7:39:47 PMTwitter for Android
Get the actual fuck outta here. I'm gonna spend 800k for a shitty antique house on a small lot, only to rebuild it? This area stinks https://t.co/5MLkBFXmBj Wednesday, July 12, 2017 6:31:56 PMTwitter for Android
Let's go the fuck to the bahhhhhh Wednesday, July 12, 2017 4:05:28 PMTwitter for Android
This here fat fuck just ate a cheeseburger and one and a half sausage and peppers sandwiches. Sunday, July 02, 2017 9:02:54 PMTwitter for Android
The fuck does Girardi keep putting this idiot on the mound to blow games? Is he trying to lose on purpose? Tuesday, June 27, 2017 10:53:55 PMTwitter for Android
It's 2017. Fuck yourself if your inept WebEx conference requires me to dial in by phone and not use computer audio Tuesday, June 20, 2017 10:13:23 AMTwitter Web Client
Chris Carter get the fuck off my team Tuesday, June 13, 2017 11:18:31 PMTwitter for Android
Hey @Moto, the fuck is raking you so long to update the 2015 pure edition to Nougat. This joke brand beat you https://t.co/meMw44I3SH Saturday, June 03, 2017 3:12:02 PMTwitter for Android
My best friend said she used to fuck with Usher Thursday, June 01, 2017 11:36:00 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus Christ, Tanaka... You were 5-0 in your last 5 starts and you decide to fuck up Jeter's night? Sunday, May 14, 2017 7:54:26 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck this guy I was nice too and let use the train bathroom before me who's been in there for like 10 mins shitting already Wednesday, April 19, 2017 11:47:06 PMTwitter for Android
And fuck you Motorola for not pushing Nougat yet. Keep me on this antique assed os. Monday, April 17, 2017 1:45:09 AMTwitter for Android
only in fuckin eastchester do you have landscapers that uses 5 leaf blowers at a time. shut the fuck up outside. trying to sleep Saturday, April 01, 2017 3:46:01 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck coal. idiot. https://t.co/XoWPezPYmN Friday, March 31, 2017 11:17:18 AMTwitter Web Client
Always a bad sign waking up on Vinny's couch not knowing what the actual fuck happened Thursday, March 30, 2017 8:08:25 AMTwitter Web Client
What the actual fuck happened last night? Thursday, March 30, 2017 8:03:34 AMTwitter Web Client
Protip: "Ain't nobody don't like to fuck" Saturday, March 25, 2017 11:36:29 PMTwitter for Android
I'm about to eat the fuck out of a Thurman's burger Tuesday, March 07, 2017 9:37:29 PMTwitter for Android
CTO just freaked the fuck out on me because I had our app offline during the entire PLANNED maintenance window and not just a part of it Monday, February 13, 2017 11:03:38 AMTwitter Web Client
"I wanna make love in this club" == "I wanna fuck in a bar" Sunday, January 29, 2017 12:10:33 AMTwitter for Android
Oh fuck the cops Saturday, December 31, 2016 11:15:09 PMTwitter for Android
@KFCBarstool fuck you Clancy. iPhones are for saps
In reply to @KFCBarstool's tweet
Saturday, December 17, 2016 9:26:03 PMTwitter for Android
I'm efficient as fuck at work. Fuck off 90% of the time, yet still accomplish mad DevOps eliteness. More that other dumbs Friday, December 16, 2016 5:05:35 PMTwitter Web Client
Now everything is perfect again. Fuck IT policy. Only assholes get viruses. https://t.co/uIHnfdeSiL Monday, December 12, 2016 4:30:14 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin Antivirus and IT policy management software made my CPU 100% after installing Windows updates and I uninstalled the FUCK out of them Monday, December 12, 2016 4:29:48 PMTwitter Web Client
My Twitter newsfeed is basically Facebook right now. Complete bullshit ads and "you might like" fuck off bring back chronological Monday, December 12, 2016 1:11:30 PMTwitter for Android
I'm going to punch everyone who works on Azure in the face because it's infuriating as fuck to manage. PowerShell commandlets RARELY work Thursday, December 01, 2016 4:02:31 PMTwitter Web Client
Gotta love Westchester. Will you landscapers shut the fuck up at 9:45 am the day after Thanksgiving? Trying to sleep in here Friday, November 25, 2016 9:43:09 AMTwitter for Android
My 4:30 "30 minute" call is still going on a Friday afternoon. No one knows what the fuck they're doing and I want to jump off a cliff Friday, October 21, 2016 5:39:39 PMTwitter Web Client
Right.... They have Seamless in NY. I'm eating the fuck out of a pizza Tuesday, October 11, 2016 11:01:36 PMTwitter for Android
Chocolatey is a shitty package manager. No one updates openvpn, php or 7zip packages. The FUCK is the point then Monday, October 10, 2016 5:46:23 PMTwitter Web Client
Twitter is selling the fuck out. Can you even monetize bro? There's more garbage "you might like" aggregated bs and ads in my feed than ever Thursday, October 06, 2016 8:57:34 AMTwitter for Android
WordPress 4.6 is slow as fuck on my VPS and I get a server error every time I post an article now... But it posts. Wednesday, August 24, 2016 1:55:40 AMTwitter Web Client
I've got this fuckin config file that inexplicably keeps getting overwritten with some mystery version. WUT DEE FUCK MON Wednesday, August 17, 2016 6:52:13 PMTwitter Web Client
What in the actual fuck is going on in this country. It's straight up chaos. This is 2016, people! Thursday, July 07, 2016 11:11:36 PMTwitter for Android
Today, this fat fuck ate 1.5 sausage and pepper sandwiches, a hot dog, 5 chicken tenders, fries, a burger, brownies and chips Monday, July 04, 2016 8:32:32 PMTwitter for Android
"Government invented zika and never vaccinate your kids" for fuck's sake. When your kid dies of the mumps I'll laugh. Thursday, June 30, 2016 10:29:12 PMTwitter for Android
For fuck's sake why does my.piece of shit phone keep autocorrecting Citifield to "CutiField" #cunts Wednesday, June 15, 2016 9:55:04 PMTwitter for Android
Yo @Microsoft go fuck yourself with Error: 0x800f081f that's impossible to fix without a clean format. Rather than buying LinkedIn, fix it Monday, June 13, 2016 9:48:21 PMTwitter Web Client
I've got no business wearing sunglasses anymore but fuck it Friday, June 10, 2016 8:38:56 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck you too bitch call the cops Wednesday, May 25, 2016 9:53:29 PMTwitter for Android
Dumb motherfuckers. Why would you EVER run SQL profiler in production. For fuck's sake. Wednesday, May 25, 2016 11:09:19 AMTwitter for Android
NYC stresses me the fuck out. Wasn't even back 30 mins and the NYPD pissed me off. Protip: don't slam shit around inside a precinct. Monday, May 23, 2016 12:57:16 PMTwitter Web Client
Oh for fuck's sake. Just found out that one of our apps has a different version of redis on the master than the slave. Friday, May 06, 2016 11:49:20 AMTwitter Web Client
Would be nice if my fuckin key worked in the fuckin lock. #raisetherenttho. Get me the fuck out of this cess pool city Wednesday, May 04, 2016 1:25:16 AMTwitter for Android
Protip in life: If you don't like who the fuck I am, go fuck yourself Wednesday, May 04, 2016 1:18:02 AMTwitter for Android
@__JLu fuck all those suits
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Saturday, April 30, 2016 6:08:58 PMTwitter for Android
This fat fuck had a sausage and peppers (not hot dogs, @__JLu ) AND a cheese steak at Yankee Stadium today. #nom Saturday, April 30, 2016 5:52:15 PMTwitter for Android
Greg Kelly basically just suggested everyone should fuck in the back seat of driverless cars while they're driving you. Tuesday, April 26, 2016 8:41:49 AMTwitter for Android
2001 on loop all day long and I'm all like "fuck you too bitch call the cops" Wednesday, April 20, 2016 3:41:01 PMTwitter Web Client
Pay all this money for my fuckin key to break in the god damn lock. Get me the fuck out of here
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, March 18, 2016 9:50:07 PMTwitter for Android