1388 results for fuck — page 2 of 14, showing 101–200
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Literally the best thing that can happen to Twitter is that it fails into oblivion. Fuck Elon Musk. I don't even like Zuck but I hope he kicks his ass Saturday, July 01, 2023 5:44:40 PMTwitter for Android
WOW. The solution to this was to put the goddamn var in square brackets. The fuck. Literally took people 20 seconds to do
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, June 27, 2023 2:26:21 PMTwitter Web App
Why the fuck do you need a PhD to convert a pulumi outputstring to a regular string and why does typescript suck a cock Monday, June 26, 2023 1:26:08 PMTwitter Web App
@GregAbbott_TX Pro life unless they're illegal Mexicans. Or until they're born.. Then fuck em because they're too much of a burden on the system.

Right Greg? You lame dummy.
In reply to @GregAbbott_TX's tweet
Sunday, June 25, 2023 2:37:05 AMTwitter for Android
Fuck outta here with this paranoia nonsense. Ive had meat sitting out all night. Worst case scenario, I got the shits for a day or so.

They're trying to say drinking sun tea will sicken me with coliform bacteria? Yeah, if you're a weakling maybe...

https://t.co/HOcqtm0ydh 		Sunday, June 25, 2023 2:32:29 AMTwitter for Android
Hey Sundar. Fuck ya pay raise. Google products are buggy as shit. Company is in decline. Why you deserve more money for while all of us povos are suffering from severe inflation?

https://t.co/2NqNrBNyCq 		Friday, May 05, 2023 7:56:04 PMTwitter for Android
I hope when Google needs to lay off more imbeciles, that Rick Osterloh takes my tweet into a meeting room of all these dickhead product designers pushing out utter shit and says "do the fuck better" Sunday, April 30, 2023 11:00:08 PMTwitter Web App
Fuck a curved screen. I cracked two Pixel 6 Pro displays because the corners stick out of my case like an asshole.

https://t.co/fpR5qc6qXM 		Wednesday, March 22, 2023 12:22:13 AMTwitter for Android
@endingwithali @trashh_dev Fuck JavaScript and typescript and npm in the a
In reply to @endingwithali's tweet
Wednesday, March 15, 2023 12:15:54 AMTwitter for Android
Hahahaaaaa. Fuck you Larry Householder ya bag of dicks https://t.co/fRHVmj5id6 Thursday, March 09, 2023 7:19:22 PMTwitter for Android
The fuck... https://t.co/fZmiWxvZem Wednesday, February 08, 2023 11:18:40 PMTwitter Web App
@RepMTG How the fuck should you know, you Kool aid drinking buffoon
In reply to @RepMTG's tweet
Sunday, February 05, 2023 2:40:46 PMTwitter for Android
Get the fuck out of here with this shit. 1) maybe if we didn't use so many gd pesticides and chemicals, people wouldn't develop so many allergies

2) Now companies are making unnecessary changes to food to align to some stupid ass law

https://t.co/hi5NF9fdNm (ps fox news sux) 		Tuesday, January 10, 2023 2:07:26 PMTwitter for Android
Oh great #2 plastics were supposed to be safe. Plastic was the worst fucking invention of all time and now the planet is ruined. Some meteor should just end us all. Fuck it

https://t.co/hHbobmSDcw 		Friday, December 30, 2022 2:09:10 AMTwitter for Android
Wow. Hays Kansas PD can absolutely go fuck themselves and their jagoff chief. You have the audacity to order a dying man to court for such minor bullshit? Go eat a bag of dicks
https://t.co/alfFYOcrr6 https://t.co/9bMP1Vd6qV 		Wednesday, December 28, 2022 11:45:05 PMTwitter for Android
This mfer shot at a dog so it's 100% justified the cops shot and killed him. Don't fuck around with dogs or else be unalived https://t.co/iGWz8gs5uN Friday, December 23, 2022 9:09:41 PMTwitter for Android
Happy Tuesday. I broke my phone again and no one gets along with me. Today sucks again. It's been cloudy and gloomy for a week straight. Fuck everything Tuesday, December 13, 2022 10:46:31 AMTwitter Web App
Jesus fucking Christ. Time to insurance claim my phone for the second time. Because the screen broke falling off my lap onto a wood floor.

Hey @madebygoogle fuck you and choosing to use a curved screen in the pixel 6 pro because it sticks out and shatters on the corner 		Tuesday, December 13, 2022 8:45:21 AMTwitter for Android
I'm about to go right the fuck back to Vegas because ever since I got home people have been unappreciative pricks and say I don't give them what they need even though I feel like I already do fuckin almost anything Monday, December 12, 2022 3:38:49 PMTwitter for Android
What an uncivilized shithole country. How do you threaten to torture the families of people who do something you don't agree with. Straight up terror regime. Fuck em https://t.co/BlmnYx22pb Tuesday, November 29, 2022 5:37:48 PMTwitter Web App
For fucks sake. The neighborhood Karen must look out her window for when I'm outside because I'm liable to run into her 100% of the time and the lady never shuts the fuck up and my NY ass ain't got time for that Saturday, November 26, 2022 2:28:57 PMTwitter for Android
And fuck Elon Musk while we're at it
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, November 08, 2022 11:45:07 PMTwitter for Android
. @madebygoogle I just spent 20 minutes adding 508 pictures to an album only for @googlephotos to tell me that you could only add 500 at a time and it lost the entire selection. Now I have to do it all over again.

What the fuck with this garbage UX 		Saturday, October 29, 2022 11:45:53 AMTwitter for Android
Cancel the season.

1) You can't only win on home runs
2) Fuck Chapman for being a bum. Should've gotten rid of him
3) If the Yankees happen to win this, it'll be in 5 all while Houston is well rested 		Saturday, October 15, 2022 11:11:59 PMTwitter for Android
Unpopular opinion: This was a stupid fuckin idea that is going to damage the economy for a long time: https://t.co/TPQdjqm6cm

The actual issue is why the fuck college is so expensive to begin with. 		Monday, September 26, 2022 5:01:44 PMTwitter Web App
Fuck out of here with a carbon dioxide shortage. Just pull it out of the atmosphere ffs. They've created an artificial shortage to charge more money, meanwhile the Earth's getting destroyed by global warming

https://t.co/BUwPhugrLO 		Thursday, September 22, 2022 5:50:34 PMTwitter Web App
Hey Texas, go fuck yourself. Hope your power grid crumbles https://t.co/3N1ZlEHgoK Thursday, July 14, 2022 4:29:49 PMTwitter Web App
Hey Mortons Steakhouse: eat a dick, trying to say Brett Kavanaugh should eat in peace. Nah. I say fuck him, let him get heckled. But Mr. wimp boy had to sneak out the back door. Good, bitch, I hope your life is a living hell Saturday, July 09, 2022 9:57:17 AMTwitter for Android
Oh Jesus Christ on the cross https://t.co/hVB2r0quYs

The fucking country is in crisis. I'm flying my flag upside down this July 4th. Fuck SCOTUS 		Thursday, June 30, 2022 10:17:52 AMTwitter Web App
I would have been like deal with it bitch it's Christmas and you're not crying. How bad can it be. Then they had to get x-rays. For a bump that literally was nothing. Fuck outta hea
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, June 30, 2022 8:43:26 AMTwitter for Android
I got to a Mobil station with a new fancy touch screen pump and it was like "this is cool" until it decided to blast obnoxiously loud music right in my ears and ruin the peace while fueling. Fuck is this point of that?

@exxonmobil https://t.co/wxEbIgaB3i 		Wednesday, June 29, 2022 1:53:05 PMTwitter for Android
RBG is spinning in her fucking grave rn. She better haunt the absolute FUCK out of any asshole who had anything to do with this ruling Friday, June 24, 2022 1:55:51 PMTwitter Web App
This guy is a real piece of shit. What ever happened to "don't tread on me" the fuck are you telling people what they can do or not https://t.co/WseEa9jNTE Friday, June 24, 2022 1:47:22 PMTwitter Web App
@GovRonDeSantis Fuck off. You're a real piece of shit
In reply to @GovRonDeSantis's tweet
Friday, June 24, 2022 1:43:34 PMTwitter Web App
RT @TFPDocBot: Fuck Brett Kavanaugh.
Fuck Amy Comey Barrett.
Fuck Neil Gorsuch.
Fuck Clarence Thomas.
Fuck Samuel Alito.
Fuck John Roberts.…
In reply to @'s tweet
Friday, June 24, 2022 1:11:46 PMTwitter Web App
FUCK THE SUPREME COURT
FUCK THE UNTIED STATES. THIS COUNTRY SUCKS

THERE BETTER BE RIOTS 		Friday, June 24, 2022 1:06:03 PMTwitter Web App
@SteveKingIA Dude. What the actual fuck is this tweet?!?!?

It's a gd shame you weren't aborted
In reply to @SteveKingIA's tweet
Tuesday, June 21, 2022 3:25:36 PMTwitter Web App
$1.05/therm for natural gas? Shit was like 30 cents a year ago. Fuck natural gas. I'm setting my thermostat to 55 this winter and getting a dual fuel heat pump when my current AC condenser breaks so I can use less dinosaur farts and save the🌎 Tuesday, June 14, 2022 11:35:42 AMTwitter Web App
Wow. You have to be a real sick fuck to do a mass shooting at an elementary school. And the assailant was shot and killed? That's too easy. He should be slow tortured for years. Then fed foot first through a wood chipper Tuesday, May 24, 2022 7:48:59 PMTwitter for Android
Get the actual fuck out of here with this monkeypox shit. We're not even through the covid pandemic yet.

Society peaked. We're all going to hell 		Tuesday, May 24, 2022 11:33:05 AMTwitter Web App
I used to be a good engineer, then this horseshit company bought us out, I had to use their piece of shit stack, and now I feel like a literal dumb fuck who can't do anything right. This is a blow to my ego. Friday, May 20, 2022 5:50:14 PMTwitter Web App
The fuck are we doing in Somalia now? How are those backwards mfers a threat to the mainland US? I say fuck em. Maybe focus on fixing the collapse of the United States instead ffs. USA! USA! We can't feed our infants but we can be the world police

https://t.co/xJlnVJuiaR 		Monday, May 16, 2022 1:03:02 PMTwitter Web App
Seriously, Fuck Netflix for this shit. Everyone else is going to follow this shitty precedent. The whole point of streaming is to not pay $200/month for cable and that's the direction we're going in folks because fucking society is collapsing

https://t.co/TU3MeFbSl2 		Wednesday, May 11, 2022 1:54:08 PMTwitter Web App
Ah Jesus Christ. Look at the fucking stock market. Ah fuck it, let's all get hammered for Cinco Thursday, May 05, 2022 4:23:19 PMTwitter Web App
I hope the ghost of RBG haunts the shit out of any dumbshit, "Christian" politician who is trying to tell women what the fuck they can do with their own bodies https://t.co/kVvmkN816n Thursday, May 05, 2022 4:18:36 PMTwitter Web App
@mattgaetz You're foul. Jesus Christ, man. What the fuck
In reply to @mattgaetz's tweet
Wednesday, May 04, 2022 10:49:04 PMTwitter for Android
Lol. Fuck em. The world should just be able to help themselves to Russian energy for free without paying. That's what they get for being pricks and doing war crimes https://t.co/hudTGTXn5P
In reply to @'s tweet
Thursday, April 21, 2022 10:14:44 AMTwitter Web App
The FUCK is MLB scheduling games for 11am EST on a Monday. Kind of shit is that. Messing with my fantasy team lineup Monday, April 18, 2022 11:58:14 AMTwitter Web App
Like, some asshole had dirty glasses, and they called an optometrist who came with lights and sirens just to clean mud off glasses.

Fuck outta here with this idiot shit
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, April 16, 2022 1:53:32 PMTwitter for Android
@madebygoogle Another piece of shit app that I had to clear storage in order for it to work correctly. What the fuck is going on? Why are all my apps fuckin up to the point they don't work until I delete all local storage.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, April 16, 2022 4:01:10 AMTwitter for Android
Like ffs, I shouldn't have to clear app data on two different apps within 10 minutes because they just refuse to launch and fuck up to the point where they're bricked?

Why are devs so shitty at writing Android apps? Christ on the cross
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, April 14, 2022 11:49:42 PMTwitter for Android
My Twitter app started crashing every time on launch. I had to clear app data to fix it. Now I can't figure out how to turn off light mode.

Will all you Android app developers write better shit?!?! Holy fuck. This is like the 6th app in a row that's been a complete shitpile 		Thursday, April 14, 2022 11:45:34 PMTwitter for Android
@JoshMandelOhio Bruh you literally almost got into a fist fight with some old dude at a debate and called him a pussy. Get the FUCK out.

You don't represent my values.
In reply to @JoshMandelOhio's tweet
Friday, March 18, 2022 10:57:56 PMTwitter Web App
I'm on with fucking google support about how their Pixel case is a piece of shit and yellowing and peeling after only 3 months and they asked me for my IMEI.

Fuck does that have to do with anything. It's a gd case. The case doesn't have an IMEI.

I'm actually done with them 		Friday, March 18, 2022 10:06:36 PMTwitter Web App
I just dropped my 8 qt fucking instant pot lid and broke the fucking valve off. Jesus fucking Christ a replacement lid is like $60 and out of stock and I'm pretty sure I got the whole thing ion super sale for cheaper. Fuck me. I break fucking god damn everything Friday, March 18, 2022 7:24:22 PMTwitter for Android
At this rate, Ohio should just legalize total anarchy and chaos. Neighbor parked in front of your house? Shoot them. Pushy salesman ring your doorbell? Shoot them. Ohio! The state where you can do whatever the fuck you want with guns and be protected!

https://t.co/3OLqrC6SgB 		Thursday, March 17, 2022 9:29:49 PMTwitter for Android
Also, they wasted their time and can all eat a bag of dicks because my maintenances don't cause outages. They were like "wait, really? It worked?"

Yes it worked, you imbeciles. I don't fuck things up. You destabilized the platform by moving a 15 yr old monolith to the cloud
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, March 03, 2022 10:43:32 PMTwitter Web App
Fuck Russia for being assholes and fucking up the Global economy. Assholes. Wednesday, February 23, 2022 11:40:29 PMTwitter for Android
Our DB team has a dev DB stack that's sized to be prod-like, except it's not even really used and is almost $2000/month in EBS volumes and half the attached instances are powered down. The FUCK do they think they're doing? Monday, February 21, 2022 9:19:54 PMTwitter Web App
Man fuck this entire place. I'm done. It's now my entire goal to stay here only to take as much as I can from them and give as little as possible. Then they can all eat a bag of dicks Tuesday, February 15, 2022 10:33:39 AMTwitter Web App
Fuck that piece of shit asshole Larry Householder

You dick @HouseholderOH. I hope you go to prison for the rest of your life for being an asshole

https://t.co/0VLZaOL7RP 		Saturday, February 05, 2022 7:01:22 PMTwitter for Android
@HouseholderOH is a piece of shit human and I hope he lands in prison. Fuck you very much for gutting our clean energy programs and pocketing millions

https://t.co/PefM2WosEe 		Thursday, February 03, 2022 1:33:15 PMTwitter for Android
Everything's annoying the fuck out of me today Tuesday, February 01, 2022 11:40:49 AMTwitter Web App
And why the fuck can't Postman easily use refresh tokens for OAuth 2? Shit's been a feature request for over two years, and every time my token expires, I need to go through the entire flow again Monday, January 31, 2022 5:05:47 PMTwitter Web App
Fuck TypeScript. I hate this bullshit Monday, January 31, 2022 5:03:04 PMTwitter Web App
Everyone's fighting with me, I disappoint everyone, I'm scattered and forgetful as fuck, my phone is broken, I've been persistently pissed off and mean all weekend, and the universe is fucking giving me the worst karma.

Put me out of my gd misery I'm done with this shit 		Monday, January 24, 2022 11:08:56 AMTwitter Web App
Fuck my entire life Monday, January 24, 2022 10:49:02 AMTwitter Web App
Jesus H. Christ. I've got senior engineers who can't clone a goddamn git repo over here. I'm on a call trying to show them advanced shit and they can't even figure out how to clone the repo and find it on their file system. Get the actual fuck out of here Monday, January 10, 2022 9:59:33 AMTwitter Web App
Get the actual fuck off my porch with this pos sweatshirt. My doorbell cam probably caught Covid from this shit https://t.co/9eIwaMefev Saturday, January 01, 2022 7:45:12 PMTwitter for Android
YouTube Music is a fucking disaster. I'm jelly of everyone's Spotify Wrapped but I'm not paying for Spotify when I already have a fam plan that includes it.

Pixels are good but they always fuck up a couple of things about them every year
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, December 04, 2021 12:24:09 AMTwitter for Android
I'm tired of this fucking company. Literally someone please buy them or let them IPO so I can cash the fuck out and move on with my life Friday, December 03, 2021 10:33:46 AMTwitter Web App
JFC. Our web app is a piece of shit and has been crashing daily (it's all database shit) and now they're adding an additional incident commander rotation on top of my on-call rotation. Fuck me and this shitty application Friday, December 03, 2021 10:30:05 AMTwitter Web App
I literally can't even follow along because the example code doesn't fucking work due to differing versions of node, and antique npm packages with breaking changes.

This Pluralsight lesson gets an F-

Fuck outta hea
https://t.co/lbD3O6SocA
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, November 30, 2021 2:38:01 PMTwitter Web App
TypeScript is a horseshit programming language. nodejs. and npm can also fuck right off.

I can't believe some asshole thought it was a good idea to use this bullshit for infra automation instead of say, python. 		Tuesday, November 30, 2021 12:05:05 PMTwitter Web App
What in the actual fuck. This goes against every principle the country was founded on

How about we instead eliminate radical conservative Christians who are not Christ-like? https://t.co/MZ8jkXS6bd 		Monday, November 15, 2021 2:11:02 PMTwitter for Android
Harry Potter has been cancelled, folks! Fuck outta here with this shit. Maybe JK isn't the best person, but this article is noise basically saying that it's only for millennials is nonsense.

https://t.co/C21B1xSRTl 		Monday, November 15, 2021 2:01:26 PMTwitter for Android
Go Braves! Fuck the cheating fuckin Astros Tuesday, October 26, 2021 11:29:53 PMTwitter for Android
Who the fuck did this and why are they not being put foot first through a wood chipper?
https://t.co/djnSkubebj 		Friday, October 22, 2021 11:13:25 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck kind of bullshit is this. Give me fall please. None of this 80s shit https://t.co/Z8GHTzV0zI Saturday, October 09, 2021 1:14:20 PMTwitter for Android
Ohio really is backwards as fuck. This kind of shit pisses me off so much. First there was the HB6 scandal which fucked clean energy programs and removed clean erebates and subsidies, then added taxes on electric cars. Ohio is solely destroying the planet

https://t.co/Wg5aOadFbU 		Saturday, October 09, 2021 9:49:07 AMTwitter for Android
@CSX GO FUCK YOURSELVES Wednesday, September 29, 2021 6:25:45 PMTwitter for Android
Unpopular opinion time, and idgaf. The FUCK are we doing spending a billion dollars on Israel's missile defense bullshit? Not our fucking problem.

420-9 vote. Out of 429 people, only 9 were against this fuckin nonsense? 		Thursday, September 23, 2021 11:47:02 PMTwitter for Android
Good. Someone finally had the balls to tell Apple and their proprietary bullshit lightning charger, to go fuck themselves.

https://t.co/Qhm6Ncs8Ec 		Thursday, September 23, 2021 11:44:49 PMTwitter for Android
Incoming rant. How in the actual fuck do you pause delivering babies? "Sorry, gotta stay inside, motherfucker. Ain't no one wants to deliver you because hick ass pieces of shit would rather just quit than to get a vaccine to end this cocksucking pandemic" https://t.co/BZfiQxW0p9 Monday, September 13, 2021 12:39:58 AMTwitter for Android
Mike Lindell is the dumbest person alive. All he had to do is continue selling his shitty pillows and shut the fuck up with all the Trump propaganda and he'd be like every other rich asshole CEO. But instead, he's being sued for billions of dollars https://t.co/xtNZNSs8VD Friday, September 03, 2021 10:16:38 AMTwitter for Android
The world really is ending. Christ must have come back as a shark to fuck with us.
https://t.co/03cjO7Xzrn 		Saturday, August 28, 2021 1:27:56 AMTwitter for Android
Fuck him. Hope he suffered miserably in his final days. Karma
https://t.co/FTVKFoUC7N 		Monday, August 09, 2021 4:00:13 PMTwitter for Android
Spirit is a piece of shit airline that needs to just go out of business. Staffing shortages and system outages cause 4 days of cancelling half your flights? Useless.

Flew them once in 2015 and nearly had a nervous breakdown, they sucked so bad. Fuck em. 		Wednesday, August 04, 2021 2:42:08 PMTwitter Web App
I'm literally sleeping in the bed I got when I was 4 right now and you can't even bat an eyelash without the fuckin thing creaking and 2) why the fuck do my parents still have this piece of shit in their house Monday, July 26, 2021 1:32:38 AMTwitter for Android
The Yankees had a no hitter going into the 8th and lost 5-4? Jesus Christ the teams a dumpster fire. Fuck em. Sunday, July 25, 2021 7:14:25 PMTwitter for Android
Dude when your company starts outsourcing dev work, no one gives a fuck. It's like the Hessians in the Revolutionary war. You can't win. Bunch of fuckin morons Thursday, July 22, 2021 9:46:10 AMTwitter Web App
What kind of a bullshit Taco Bell is closed at 12:30 on a Friday night? In the city? The fuck Saturday, July 03, 2021 12:36:46 AMTwitter for Android
So you think you're being healthy with all this BPA free plastic? Nope! Did they use BPS instead? Maybe. Plastic is fucking killing us all, damaging our brains, disrupting our endocrine system and slowly and ruining the earth. Fuck plastic
https://t.co/owGC6r10uJ 		Tuesday, June 29, 2021 12:18:04 PMTwitter for Android
The Yankees STINK. Get Boone the fuck out. He stinks. Baserunning stinks. Pitching stinks. Hitting stinks. Cashman stinks. Steinbrenner rolling in grave rn

I can't root for this horse shit team. It's no fun to even watch these little league assholes 		Sunday, June 13, 2021 4:15:55 PMTwitter Web App
Utter bullshit that on Amazon Linux 2, if you `yum install php`, it installs a version of php from 2012. THE FUCK Saturday, June 12, 2021 6:27:00 PMTwitter Web App
Fuck kinda bullshit is this?

More Than 2 Billion Tons Of Coal Mining Capacity Is About To Come Online https://t.co/d5C3SvwZV6 		Friday, June 04, 2021 2:01:04 AMTwitter for Android
JFC, we don't need this kind of shit again: https://t.co/1cqRQQ2F8Y

Tell China's wacky viruses from bats and birds and shit like that to fuck right off 		Friday, May 21, 2021 2:01:25 AMTwitter for Android
I'm not a gun guy, but I pulled out a pair of shorts from last summer and found a 5.7x28mm shell in my pocket. The fuck? Thursday, May 20, 2021 3:17:21 PMTwitter Web App
NOPE. You're an idiot, Alyssa. Even if you signed up for alerts, if something txts you about an unauthorized charge, log the fuck in and check manually. Don't do it from the message.
https://t.co/j3mhU1ag7E https://t.co/xeH6JZHMHq 		Friday, May 07, 2021 12:38:25 AMTwitter for Android
@climate Fuck corn
In reply to @climate's tweet
Saturday, May 01, 2021 12:15:35 AMTwitter for Android