1366 results for fuck — page 14 of 14, showing 1301–1366
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Slacking my ass off because I'm lazy as fuck. My twitter is private, so I can say this Tuesday, July 14, 2009 2:47:36 PMTwitter Web Client
fuck i just killed a bug on my lcd and now there are guts on it Monday, July 13, 2009 1:10:28 AMtwhirl
Shut the fuck up with the sirens already. 10 minutes Friday, July 10, 2009 12:37:44 PMtwhirl
They make me take all the empty new computer boxes to the dumpster. Why the fuck do we pay custodians? Monday, July 06, 2009 11:19:08 AMtxt
fuck this Friday, July 03, 2009 12:44:44 AMtwhirl
Is this fuckin serious? Some hammered slut fuck instantly became obsessed with some dude that just plopped down next to her on the train. Thursday, July 02, 2009 11:05:32 PMtxt
Here we go with the voicemail again. Don't leave me messages, I don't check them. It's quicker for me to call back. Fuck. Wednesday, July 01, 2009 4:49:37 PMTwitter Web Client
How fuckin long does it take to open the god damn network connections dialog! Fuck! Monday, June 29, 2009 1:15:18 PMTwitter SMS
I just love how I fuck up every opportunity that walks right into me. Saturday, June 27, 2009 3:03:49 AMTwitter Web Client
For fuck's sake, I had my phone off charging for like an hour and when I turned it on, 400 texts came in and it annoyed me Friday, June 26, 2009 7:54:14 PMTwitter Web Client
This fucking guy on the phone lives in a god damn fantasy world and is pissing me the FUCK off. Friday, June 19, 2009 3:46:16 PMTwitter Web Client
The Yankees can go fuck themselves if they can't win a series against the worst team in baseball with only 17 wins. Fucking disgrace. Thursday, June 18, 2009 9:35:06 PMTwitter Web Client
So I just checked Facebook... I'm not in a bad mood, but not a fan of what I saw. Honestly, what the fuck do I do wrong? Tuesday, June 16, 2009 8:41:20 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck sleep, I'll sleep when I'm dead. Semi-annoyed, so I think I'm getting up, having some breakfast and then biking for a long time... Tuesday, June 16, 2009 6:15:04 AMTwitter Web Client
The issue isn't me not going places, as 2 people say, but rather... Fuck it, lost cause. Do what you want. I was joking anyway. Friday, May 29, 2009 1:10:20 AMTwitter Web Client
Aww you poor fuck. Be grateful a little bit, stop whining on the bitch, no one wants to hear you. Monday, May 25, 2009 12:25:03 PMTwitter Web Client
Why the fuck are my google pages being sent to me in French. I have a US IP address, assholes. It's getting annoying Wednesday, May 20, 2009 12:04:24 AMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito fuck dane cook usb drives i'm hammered nigga
In reply to @Nintendad88's tweet
Monday, May 04, 2009 12:03:16 AMTwitter Web Client
K. I'm gonna eat 2 day old unrefrigerated pizza. food poisoning? i don't care. I'll be fine. if not fuck it. Saturday, April 25, 2009 2:24:17 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck this, I've had it 2 weeks left so I'm out of time. For the 3rd year straight: better luck next year. Thursday, April 23, 2009 7:33:24 PMTwitter Web Client
Of all the days it could be raining, it has to fuck with my plan over here. Rain another time. My plans never go the way I want them to. Wednesday, April 22, 2009 1:46:03 PMTwitter Web Client
Where the fuck is my stapler?! Tuesday, April 21, 2009 10:34:40 AMTwitter Web Client
Tom on the world ending: "I mean, fuck laws, kill a bitch" Wednesday, April 15, 2009 9:18:13 PMTwitter Web Client
Dannyrob shut the FUCK up with the IMs, no one sees you anymore and you IM me 24/7 Wednesday, April 08, 2009 8:54:34 PMTwitter Web Client
No one cares about 80s hair metal bands anymore, James... For fuck's sake, let me do my paper. Monday, March 30, 2009 12:12:14 AMTwitter Web Client
It's hot in here, the day's off to a shitty start, I'm missing shit and now I have to listen to a fuck who can't speak English for 75 mins Friday, March 27, 2009 11:04:25 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck Macs and their stupid ass apple key that glitches out Wednesday, March 25, 2009 1:59:01 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck Macs and their stupid ass apple key that glitches out Wednesday, March 25, 2009 12:00:00 AMTwitter Web Client
that isn't even cool you fucking tease. dont even fuck around like that if you already know you have other things to do. fml Tuesday, March 24, 2009 2:45:36 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito Don't even get me started with tomorrow. I know a dumb fuck who can't stop spelling it "tomarrow" and never corrected herself
In reply to @Nintendad88's tweet
Monday, March 16, 2009 1:21:21 AMTwitter Web Client
If I fuck this up, I'm hanging myself. It's all set up. Saturday, March 14, 2009 1:40:43 AMTwitter Web Client
If I fuck this up, I'm hanging myself. It's all set up. Saturday, March 14, 2009 12:00:00 AMDELETED
I appreciate it if the fucks over at our network wouldn't Nessus me. I Peerguardian blocked their IP range, so fuck 'em (logs FTW) Tuesday, March 10, 2009 10:27:02 AMTwitter Web Client
My life. Fuck it. Thursday, February 26, 2009 3:23:35 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck SunGard, I hope they go bankrupt with their piece of shit 1990s style Luminis Platform. I just lost an email. And Fuck CNS for using it Tuesday, February 24, 2009 1:51:16 AMTwitter Web Client
Who the fuck says macs never crash? They're pieces of shit. When I REALLY need a remote connection, it doesn't work. Jeez. Wednesday, February 11, 2009 2:57:04 AMTwitter Web Client
@ky9 port authority is dirty bc ny is a fuckin shithole. go abroad to germany and its clean. ny = the loss. fuck it. tell them to be german. Saturday, February 07, 2009 3:09:18 AMTwitter Web Client
@ky9 port authority is dirty bc ny is a fuckin shithole. go abroad to germany and its clean. ny = the loss. fuck it. tell them to be german. Saturday, February 07, 2009 12:00:00 AMTwitter Web Client
oh for fuck's sake with the shit... Anyway, yay for watching movies in class that are irrelevant = free internet Tuesday, January 27, 2009 11:45:47 AMTwitter Web Client
acually nigth fuck it\ Saturday, January 24, 2009 1:41:17 AMTwitter Web Client
Dannyrob is the biggest yenta washwoman who never shuts the fuck up. It gets annoying - I don't care anymore. Your trap. Shut it. Wednesday, December 31, 2008 6:24:59 PMTwitter Web Client
Second night in a row, I don't think I'm going to bed. Fuck my life. Monday, December 08, 2008 11:00:10 PMTwitter Web Client
for fucks sake, I have 1/6 of this paper done and nothing to write about. fuck you, nash, and your analysis on shitty music Thursday, December 04, 2008 11:24:31 PMTwitter Web Client
On the fuckin quad, at a cold windy table with my shit blowing everywhere doing bitchwork for csc. fuck your couch Monday, December 01, 2008 5:16:27 PMTwitter Web Client
Why doesn't this fuck get back to me? Thursday, November 20, 2008 12:05:19 AMTwitter Web Client
Someone stuck a Nascar/Sonoco sticker on our door and I can't get it off. fuck. Tuesday, November 18, 2008 11:58:38 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck the Federal Reserve & bailouts. We have no money for this shit. The Fed needs to go, it's a cancer for the US. Enjoy your recession... Tuesday, November 11, 2008 2:19:42 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck yeah! 6AM paper writing! 1 1/2 hours of sleep for the win. Thursday, October 23, 2008 6:00:38 AMtwhirl
Fuck my stock in the a... Also, good presentation by this group. Bonus points b/c 2/3 are really hot and the other one has a nice rack Thursday, October 09, 2008 4:29:49 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito Fuck yourself. You have GH3 with Death Magnetic? I'm stealing a car and coming over tonight
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Friday, October 03, 2008 12:46:45 PMtwhirl
We don't have mother fucking running water. Stupid fuck that cut the water main is an asshole. Tuesday, September 23, 2008 5:40:19 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck yeah Metallica tickets! Saturday, September 13, 2008 5:39:28 PMtwhirl
cockblocked as usual. this country sucks ass, im going to canada or germany asap. also no matter w. the fuck i do, i'll always b cockblo ... Sunday, September 07, 2008 4:07:44 AMtwhirl
Low low low. Yanks lost, no ass for me, and I'm 0-2 on my own table this year. fuck my life. also cockblocks, 90 of them. for 20 years. fuck Saturday, September 06, 2008 2:47:27 AMtwhirl
My mother fuckin starting center fielder can't catch a goddamn ball, go back to the red sox you fuck Tuesday, August 19, 2008 6:38:00 PMtwhirl
You've got to be fucking kidding me with this baseball team. Fuck October in the ass the way they're going Monday, August 04, 2008 11:37:55 PMtwhirl
Fuck the Mets. The Yankees and their fans appreciate Willie Randolph. What an ovation he got! Saturday, August 02, 2008 2:43:22 PMtwhirl
Fuck it, i'm going to bed Friday, August 01, 2008 9:52:16 PMtwhirl
@Colithika fuck optimus prime. I'm so pissed i'll beat the fuck out of him Tuesday, July 29, 2008 10:40:06 PMtwhirl
FUCK Tuesday, July 29, 2008 10:18:34 PMtwhirl
Fuck those two Pittsburg fucks. Nady and Marte are the reasons why we're losing right now. Tuesday, July 29, 2008 9:51:20 PMtwhirl
fuck yourself, marte. go back to fuckin pittsburgh Tuesday, July 29, 2008 9:08:14 PMtwhirl
fuck my life Tuesday, July 15, 2008 4:53:28 PMtwhirl
Fuck yeah, 800x600 screen res! Tuesday, July 15, 2008 11:06:21 AMTwitter Web Client
It's 2:30AM. I need to be up in 4 hours. Fuck it. Tuesday, July 15, 2008 2:31:24 AMtwhirl
The fuck is wrong with Netflix for cancelling Everything Sucks after one season? That show was SO good.

But there's two seasons of the absolute garbage show Haters Back Off with some YouTube moron. "Quality" original content. 		Monday, July 07, 2008 6:45:43 PMtwhirl