1366 results for fuck — page 10 of 14, showing 901–1000
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Oh... fuck. Me.. I thought I could pass out. We have server maintenance tonight Monday, June 25, 2012 11:33:32 PMTwitter for Android
Me: "I'm allergic to fuckin' everything" Christina: "Easy solution... Don't fuck everything." Monday, June 25, 2012 11:54:50 AMTwitter Web Client
I love how I was like... come on lets go the fuck to the bar... and I'm already at the bar. HA Thursday, June 21, 2012 8:53:30 PMTwitter for Android
Also, fuck the fact that it's going to be like 97 degrees tomorrow. That's some bullshit #isitfallyet? Wednesday, June 20, 2012 1:15:15 AMTwitter Web Client
Why the fuck do we pay a motherless office manager if we run the fuck out of milk for this dank assed coffee. Monday, June 18, 2012 10:17:46 AMTwitter Web Client
I was just gonna text someone something but ya know I had a few drinks and forgot so fuck it Thursday, June 14, 2012 10:59:13 PMTwitter for Android
It's 10:30AM and I can really go for a gin & tonic right now. I'm going to make it. Fuck it, I'm on vacation. Thursday, June 14, 2012 10:35:54 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin fuck my life right now Tuesday, June 12, 2012 11:58:24 PMTwitter Web Client
18.76% of my tweets contain the word fuck in them. Friday, June 08, 2012 9:59:55 AMTwitter Web Client
Love doing SQL queries against my tweets. Out of 5733 I have archived, I said fuck 1243 times in 1076 tweets (including this one) Friday, June 08, 2012 9:52:10 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck this hipster with hipster glasses and his entourage of hot girls Friday, June 08, 2012 8:12:47 AMTwitter for Android
I've got these fuckers hey the balls and they know it. And they'll do whatever the fuck I say. Because I'm right. And the shit Thursday, June 07, 2012 10:29:36 PMTwitter for Android
Where the mother fuck is the train? Also, they need another one bc this one is too fucking crowded. Thursday, June 07, 2012 8:07:14 AMTwitter for Android
Birds: shut the fuck up Monday, June 04, 2012 3:06:23 AMTwitter for Android
Really the Mets got a no hitter? Fuck the Mets on my bday. They suck Friday, June 01, 2012 9:50:53 PMTwitter for Android
specifically, fuck strtotime() Wednesday, May 30, 2012 12:55:57 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck Verizon for not updating my shit to 4.0.4. I'm rooting this bitch and doing it manually. It's been too long Tuesday, May 29, 2012 1:17:33 AMTwitter Web Client
@mirrorfairfield fucking sucks. Thanks for bastardizing the website Kaela. So legit you graduated. Is that joker Alex there? Fuck that guy. Monday, May 28, 2012 12:19:51 AMTwitter for Android
This fuckin kid in this train needs to shut the fuck up. Lousy parents. Friday, May 25, 2012 7:39:15 PMTwitter for Android
Also I'm gonna fuck Kristen on the swung at the bar next week at our bday party Thursday, May 24, 2012 9:33:53 PMTwitter for Android
jay shut the fuck up, I have code to roll. Stop chit chattin Thursday, May 24, 2012 5:42:05 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Fuck Verizon Wireless For Not Updating My Galaxy Nexus http://bit.ly/LsBCCB Monday, May 21, 2012 12:59:46 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Actually. Fuck these guys sayin I'm soft. I'll beat the fuck outta them Saturday, May 19, 2012 1:07:58 AMTwitter for Android
Gotta drop 20 bc I'm a fat fuck. Or stay the same and keep muscle. Fuck off. Saturday, May 19, 2012 1:05:38 AMTwitter for Android
Fuck yaself. So special. Saturday, May 19, 2012 12:47:19 AMTwitter for Android
Fuck this guy. Friday, May 11, 2012 12:59:06 AMTwitter for Android
IT guy just downgraded my video card from a Radeon HD 4550 to a Radeon HD 2400 XT. The FUCK man? Monday, May 07, 2012 4:36:53 PMTwitter Web Client
Fioretti was like "fuck you and your tweet off" touche. Mad respect Saturday, May 05, 2012 11:17:37 PMTwitter for Android
@Novellabella stop being a mother fuckin pansy. If a married dude is staring at your tits then tell the dude ur awesome fuck off and enjoy
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
Friday, May 04, 2012 10:13:58 PMTwitter for Android
Let him take his shot? I wasn't anywhere near you, asshole. Fuck is this, professional pool? Your a a bar you dick. Wednesday, May 02, 2012 8:56:50 PMTwitter for Android
"Just anudda fat fuck walkin' out of a casino with a suitcase" Sunday, April 29, 2012 5:08:44 PMTwitter Web Client
The FUCK did google do to their search results. Look like shit. Awful UI designers there Saturday, April 28, 2012 2:30:11 AMTwitter Web Client
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE KEG IS KICKED. FUCK Friday, April 27, 2012 5:14:16 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck all you hos. When there's a will, there's a way. Got that shit built and shipped off to India for testing. Friday, April 27, 2012 2:52:29 AMTwitter Web Client
Motherfuckers need to drop dead... not on the subway. Drop dead somewhere the fuck else so you don't delay thousands of people. Thursday, April 26, 2012 9:32:20 AMTwitter Web Client
The get the fuck off my team: Phil Hughes edition... fuckin guys going to shit quicker than Joba. Thursday, April 26, 2012 12:50:49 AMTwitter for Android
@RockNationRadio is out drinking me right now. The fuck... Saturday, April 21, 2012 5:47:23 PMTwitter for Android
100% disagree with our VP of Marketing for throwing Android under the bus. He's like... Nah we have to wait for iPhone. Fuck that. tease it Tuesday, April 10, 2012 10:45:24 PMTwitter Web Client
Once again , fuck the MTA in the ass. Not only is this a short ass train to begin with, but they have 4 cars closed off for no reason. Saturday, April 07, 2012 12:54:11 AMTwitter for Android
Christina is my favorite lesbian of all time. Id marry her every time in a game of marry fuck kill every day of the week and twice on sunday Friday, April 06, 2012 7:57:03 PMTwitter for Android
fuck the yes network for not hiring jenny dell Friday, April 06, 2012 6:33:35 PMTwitter for Android
OK there's food. They can un- go fuck themselves Thursday, April 05, 2012 12:25:57 PMTwitter Web Client
If they don't feed us at this company meeting all of the executives can go fuck themselves Thursday, April 05, 2012 12:01:01 PMTwitter Web Client
Internet's slower than shit right now. What the fuck, Verizon Wednesday, April 04, 2012 12:17:34 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: In devops we are never assign blame, we are just try of find out how the fuck it happen. Monday, April 02, 2012 11:36:49 PMTwitter for Android
Marry fuck kill with Lennon and Niraj is fuckin classic Friday, March 30, 2012 9:18:14 PMTwitter for Android
not in the greatest mood, probs because i stopped not giving a fuck. if i could stop giving a fuck, it would be all good, but i do and meh Wednesday, March 28, 2012 9:23:14 PMTwitter Web Client
FUCK! FUCK FUCK FUCK. ROLL BACK 13874 Tuesday, March 27, 2012 12:34:48 PMTwitter Web Client
Christina: "Don't fuck with me, Argentina!" Monday, March 26, 2012 10:14:22 AMTwitter Web Client
I love finding money EVERYWHERE when I get home from the bar. It's like: Fuck I spent a lot, then I find money all over the place and its ok Sunday, March 11, 2012 3:52:43 PMTwitter Web Client
Actually fuck that... I can get her myself. Or... I'm so awesome she'll just come to me. Saturday, March 10, 2012 6:35:40 PMTwitter for Android
is HBO fuckin retarded? Who gives a fuck about the McCain/Palin election?. No one wants to watch this shit. http://t.co/UPmassp Wednesday, March 07, 2012 11:49:52 PMTwitter for Android
WHAT THE FUCK? Google rebranded the android market and renamed it Google Play? And Goog Music was combined with it? Cray Cray Tuesday, March 06, 2012 9:32:42 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck, I need to lay off the twitter API. I'm almost rate limited. Sunday, March 04, 2012 5:33:45 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck. It failed again. I think the data structure was wrong in the database. If this doesn't work, I'm calling it a night Sunday, March 04, 2012 2:51:57 AMTwitter Web Client
Wait a sec... fucking Obama is in the city? Fuck off. I want to go to the bar and the cops have the shit barricaded off Thursday, March 01, 2012 8:03:48 PMTwitter for Android
Princess kitty booboo fuck Friday, February 24, 2012 11:42:08 AMTwitter Web Client
@ky9 fuck joba. That dude sucks. Wasted his career. Prime candidate for the New York Mets
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Thursday, February 23, 2012 8:35:14 PMTwitter for Android
Shit. I hope she doesn't follow me on twitter and can see my tweets. I mean if she can, fuck it but it would be 10% more embarrassing. Saturday, February 18, 2012 6:22:11 PMTwitter for Android
@nyJULZmd nah fuck that. That's a pussy assed phone. The galaxy nexus is better
In reply to @nyJULZmd's tweet
Saturday, February 18, 2012 3:24:29 PMTwitter for Android
iPhone- 6. Galaxy Nexus- 2. Me and allison are killing it. Fuck apple. Saturday, February 18, 2012 3:06:02 PMTwitter for Android
Finally blocked that stupid bitch who kept Twitter spamming my feed with Sentsy shit. Who gives a fuck. Not I Tuesday, February 14, 2012 12:07:25 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm convinced this VP is on crack. Also, she can go fuck herself for ignoring me and not learning my wisdom. Because I know more than her Tuesday, February 14, 2012 8:57:51 AMTwitter Web Client
Holy shit. We got so much snow I don't know what the fuck I'm going to do. NYC crippled for weeks! This shit's not going to melt until June. Saturday, February 11, 2012 2:09:23 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck. Just realized I only checked into 5 of the 9 bars we went at last week's barhop... Must not have been that with it... Saturday, February 11, 2012 12:13:34 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck Friday, February 03, 2012 7:06:03 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck you guys and your drinking game rules. I owe like 4 people drinks Friday, February 03, 2012 3:07:10 PMTwitter for Android
@VtotheFlo stop retweeting Prep/Fairfield Girl Problems. No one gives a fuck and its clogging NY stream with utter bullshit. Tuesday, January 31, 2012 8:55:55 AMTwitter for Android
RT @yelling_bird: TRIED TO FUCK RICK SANTORUM BUT HE HAS NEITHER GENITALS NOR ANUS, IT'S LIKE A GODDAMNED KEN DOLL DOWN THERE Sunday, January 29, 2012 2:25:46 AMTwitter for Android
What's this bullshit that it's 60 degrees and raining in NY in the middle of January. Fuck that noise. I want cold & snow. This winter sux Friday, January 27, 2012 1:46:50 PMTwitter Web Client
Do you really have to stand aimlessly at my desk and stare out into space? Go the fuck away if you're not being useful. Friday, January 27, 2012 11:40:16 AMTwitter Web Client
Get the fuck out of my way. I need to get to the bar. Thursday, January 26, 2012 4:13:33 PMTwitter for Android
@VtotheFlo You worry too much. That's not awk. It's awesome. I would have pretended to be the blind date just to fuck with him.
In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet
Monday, January 23, 2012 8:29:56 PMTwitter Web Client
FUCK YEAH: http://t.co/og6BopS Thursday, January 19, 2012 9:21:36 PMTwitter Web Client
Omar, I really don't give a fuck about your cats. You can shut up now... Sunday, January 15, 2012 1:14:31 PMTwitter for Android
"Weed makes me very introspective. And i always want to fuck people" hhhhhhh Saturday, January 14, 2012 12:13:26 AMTwitter for Android
Wait. Who the fuck paid for the last bar Friday, January 13, 2012 10:03:28 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck man. There's not enough TIME in the day... Thursday, January 12, 2012 10:29:11 PMTwitter Web Client
To whomever is making hot pockets in this office: Fuck you and bring me one because now I'm hungry Wednesday, January 11, 2012 3:44:39 PMTwitter Web Client
Ah for fucks sake... words with friends letters are: U E I U E I U... the fuck am I supposed to do with that shit Tuesday, January 10, 2012 1:31:25 AMTwitter for Android
Where the fuck is Raul? I want my football pool money Wednesday, January 04, 2012 12:41:03 PMTwitter Web Client
Ah fuck. Gotta hit the gym Tuesday, January 03, 2012 2:10:22 AMTwitter for Android
Dan's dad: "they don't want you to eat those fuckin crackers. After a while you'll just say fuck it" Tuesday, January 03, 2012 1:11:13 AMTwitter for Android
@michellemm22 what am I supposed to do about it. @mirrorfairfield staff are all a bunch of fuck ups
In reply to @michellemm22's tweet
Monday, January 02, 2012 9:10:11 PMTwitter for Android
First you give me a raise, then you blow me, then I'll fuck your wife. Sunday, January 01, 2012 3:26:55 AMTwitter for Android
@SonicBlur23 you getting a lotto ticket you degenerate fuck? Saturday, December 24, 2011 2:22:42 AMTwitter for Android
Fuck off to whoever ordered Chinese in this office. Now give me some Friday, December 23, 2011 2:30:51 PMTwitter Web Client
These Republican candidates are all fuck ups. Except for the guy Fox News is ignoring.... #thiscountrysucksballs Thursday, December 15, 2011 10:43:48 PMTwitter for Android
fuck. my mom knows im hammered. lolz. Saturday, December 10, 2011 2:52:26 AMtxt
what bullshit wendys is closed at this early hr. fuck man. 45th st wendys wouldnt have closed. f man Saturday, December 10, 2011 1:17:59 AMtxt
fuck tech support bitches http://t.co/4ibW64I Friday, December 09, 2011 10:48:34 PMTwitter MMS
I am watching Winnie the Pooh and Christmas Too right now. This is my jam. Fuck off if you're judging. It's the shit Thursday, December 08, 2011 8:31:29 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: A BIG FUCK YOU http://t.co/k5BeWN4 Thursday, December 08, 2011 8:07:57 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
fuck these motherfuckers: http://news.cnet.com/8301-1035_3-57338812-94/verizon-delays-the-launch-of-the-galaxy-nexus/ Wednesday, December 07, 2011 8:06:43 PMTwitter Web Client
Well that was scary as fuck. I pretty much broke 5 company websites because I fucked with one .htaccess file and had no clue. Reverted! Tuesday, December 06, 2011 1:26:48 AMTwitter Web Client
once again... fuck not having a smartphone. cant play angry birds on the train bc it needs an internet connection Friday, December 02, 2011 11:48:28 PMtxt
RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: You can able tell junior devops by they are not protect themselve when they are fuck with database. Wednesday, November 30, 2011 1:46:16 PMTwitter Web Client
Obviously the fucking apple fanboys WOULD say the Galaxy nexus is a piece of shit. Fuck those people: http://t.co/FcEfd4k Monday, November 28, 2011 5:28:04 PMTwitter Web Client
So the Galaxy Nexus might only be $200? I don't give a fuck if it's $300. I need one and I needed it yesterday! Saturday, November 26, 2011 2:46:10 AMTwitter Web Client
You fucking Chiefs. I need you to ruin the spread so I can win money. Obviously, you're going to lose, but keep it close for fuck's sake. Monday, November 21, 2011 10:06:12 PMTwitter Web Client