1376 results for fuck — page 8 of 14, showing 701–800
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get the fuck off my team, Phil Hughes edition Wednesday, May 15, 2013 7:23:29 PMTwitter for Android
DANIEL get the FUCK off my dick about the fucking display behind me. It's NOT MY JOB to set that shit up. Talk to Hughlon Monday, May 13, 2013 3:17:07 PMTwitter Web Client
Also, our system crashed today and I didn't fix it nor give a fuck. When they want to be fair to me, I'll care again. Saturday, May 11, 2013 5:53:09 PMTwitter for Android
Need a Dramamine for this train. I've been on ships that rocked less. Fuck this commute and the MTA Friday, May 10, 2013 8:06:50 AMTwitter for Android
Fuck you Daniel telling me I'm inexperienced. You know what else I was inexperienced at that I got good at quickly? I'll show your wife Wednesday, May 08, 2013 8:46:55 PMTwitter for Android
Shitty day? No probs. Go to Dakota bar. Alice in Chains, mad season, Offspring, pearl jam, FUCK Wednesday, May 08, 2013 7:20:44 PMTwitter for Android
gotta admit. jeans is a fuckin sweet god damn talker. I was nervous as fuck to go in there and i ended up chill Wednesday, May 08, 2013 6:04:27 PMTwitter Web Client
fuck xanax. couple of beers do the same thing Wednesday, May 08, 2013 3:20:51 PMTwitter Web Client
Hobbs is already trying to fuck the new project managers. They've been here 5 minutes Wednesday, May 08, 2013 10:46:27 AMTwitter Web Client
The front end team needs to shut the fuck up, those loud bastards Monday, May 06, 2013 3:47:51 PMTwitter Web Client
And for anyone who actually does give a fuck. I made it home safe. Sunday, May 05, 2013 3:59:05 AMTwitter for Android
O man. This towns creepy as fuck. Desolate. W/e Sunday, May 05, 2013 3:20:35 AMTwitter for Android
Me and danny beat these bitches fair and square by hitting two cups at once. We gave them a second chance and lost. Fuck Saturday, May 04, 2013 11:05:42 PMTwitter for Android
Danny: "What Disney villain would you wanna fuck if you had the chance? Id definitely pick the evil queen in Snow White because she's kinky" Saturday, May 04, 2013 7:36:46 PMTwitter for Android
My FTP server legit doesn't give a fuck. It just returned: 200 Don't care http://t.co/nVFVvrAUzJ Tuesday, April 30, 2013 4:02:04 PMTwitter Web Client
This fuckin train takes takes too long. I'm moving to the city. Fuck this noise. Monday, April 29, 2013 11:45:09 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck. We're alcoholics. No wonder I yacked http://t.co/cyserGbQ7T Saturday, April 27, 2013 11:40:01 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck. I just pulled a George Brett at the bar. Use your imagination Thursday, April 25, 2013 9:33:36 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck CentOS. The packages are god damn antiques. Fuckin shit shipping from 2009. I need Ubuntu Server back Tuesday, April 23, 2013 9:24:04 PMTwitter Web Client
@XtinaSchelin Fuck Firefox
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Tuesday, April 23, 2013 10:05:00 AMTwitter Web Client
311 Pandora is chill as fuck Sunday, April 21, 2013 3:30:07 PMTwitter for Android
The fucking party bus was sitting there pumping saying what the fuck on the party bus. 42d st. Friday, April 19, 2013 10:07:49 PMTwitter for Android
I'm like fuck it. I ain't losin shit over these bitches. Look at all these fucks I don't give. Friday, April 19, 2013 9:27:24 PMTwitter for Android
PS my silver fox boss just told me he doesnt give a fuck if i drink another bottle of this andre assed shit we bought cheaply Friday, April 19, 2013 6:37:11 PMTwitter Web Client
But why the fuck would php remotely think it's a good idea to ship short_open_tag set to Off by default on Windows? Friday, April 19, 2013 12:21:09 PMTwitter Web Client
Hughlon: "Yo. This dude on the 4 train had his dick out on this lady's back and I was like what the fuck dude" Friday, April 19, 2013 9:18:07 AMTwitter Web Client
But what the fuck is going on in this world. Can't we just be peaceful? Fucking chill. Jesus fucking Christ already Friday, April 19, 2013 1:41:32 AMTwitter Web Client
This fuckin cop just diverted my cab way the fuck out of my way Tuesday, April 16, 2013 9:44:25 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus Fucking Christ. No wonder my dudes Pearl Jam hated mother fucking TicketMaster. Fuck the Yankees for going with those bitches Friday, April 12, 2013 8:43:09 PMTwitter Web Client
Ah shit. I need to check in code and update a ticket. Had some burrrrrs. Hope I don;t fuck it up Friday, April 12, 2013 7:39:28 PMTwitter Web Client
Googled the names of some of the new hires and found arrests. The fuck kind of assholes don't check for this shit... Friday, April 12, 2013 3:48:26 AMTwitter Web Client
The fuck is this bullshit... Windows 8 equivalent of a BSOD http://t.co/xlFCBhywPF Friday, April 12, 2013 1:16:45 AMTwitter for Android
I'm legit embarrassed to tweet what Aniusha is talkin about. And I'm nasty as fuck on twitter Thursday, April 11, 2013 9:11:36 PMTwitter for Android
OK this bastard either 1) dropped dead on the shitter or 2) is avoiding the fare. Fuck you. I'll piss on you. Tuesday, April 09, 2013 10:59:06 PMTwitter for Android
To whoever is taking a shit in the Metro North bathroom: I gotta piss, bastard. Get the fuck out. I'm more important than you. Tuesday, April 09, 2013 10:31:24 PMTwitter for Android
Not a fan of the new right click/bookmark menu styling in Chrome. Leave it up to Google to fuck up the UI. Bunch of Michelles working there Friday, April 05, 2013 3:25:49 PMTwitter Web Client
Gabe. Shut the fuck up about file systems Thursday, April 04, 2013 9:06:59 AMTwitter Web Client
Niraj. Go fuck yourself Tuesday, April 02, 2013 2:17:38 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck the following: Metro North, Grand Central, people, tourists, people who bring bikes on the subway @ rush hour and crowds Monday, April 01, 2013 6:42:34 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck off cunt. Girls a biddy Saturday, March 30, 2013 6:45:14 PMTwitter for Android
If you come up to my desk and say "config file" expect me to know what the fuck you're talking about Friday, March 29, 2013 4:07:34 PMTwitter Web Client
10 hours before rollout, our Director of software engineering wanted to know if there was a release tonight. For fuck's sake. Monday, March 25, 2013 1:50:01 PMTwitter Web Client
This Pete Ellis 80s used car commercial is cracking me the fuck up: http://t.co/NWWaOdAUSf Monday, March 25, 2013 1:26:06 PMTwitter Web Client
MICHELLE. fuck you and your shitty ass spring theme Friday, March 22, 2013 4:13:51 PMTwitter Web Client
Not including this tweet, I said fuck 8 out of the last 10 tweets. Need to get my life together. Wednesday, March 20, 2013 10:26:08 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck this fuckin place. I'm not getting bent out of shape. Everyone is an incompetent bitch? I'll just not do anything today. I won't fight. Wednesday, March 20, 2013 9:48:27 AMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Fuck Google And It's Bitch Ass Reader http://t.co/7J26hwl702 Tuesday, March 19, 2013 3:37:48 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
So basically I just learned that if a chick is biting her lip she's actually thinking how hard he wants to fuck you Saturday, March 16, 2013 2:41:23 PMTwitter for Android
Please explain why HR put a no smoking sign on the wall behind me. Who in the actual fuck smokes in the office. Jeez Friday, March 15, 2013 5:56:55 PMTwitter Web Client
Primary HDD failure in my laptop. Fucking son of a bitch. $120 SSD lasted 3 months. No data loss though. My files are redundant as fuck Friday, March 15, 2013 1:19:10 AMTwitter for Android
ANOTHER PERSON 1) Buy noise canceling Mics 2) Get me my own office and 3)eatadick.com Fuck this place, working from home tomorrow Tuesday, March 12, 2013 5:46:53 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck you, jeans. No one tells me to shut up. Tuesday, March 12, 2013 5:38:31 PMTwitter Web Client
So let's say I tweet some shit... I moved servers. Did I fuck up my twitter app? Tuesday, March 12, 2013 6:01:48 AMTwitter Web Client
MTA ALERTS: I don't give a flying fuck that the escalators in Grand Central North are out of service, cunt muscle. Stop emailing me 46 times Monday, March 11, 2013 4:05:52 PMTwitter Web Client
Gabe shut the fuck up. It's too early for your pie hole Monday, March 11, 2013 9:16:27 AMTwitter Web Client
How the fuck did the lighter get in my pants? Saturday, March 09, 2013 2:02:22 AMTwitter for Android
Tun Tun. Stop scheduling meetings with me. I don't give a fuck about your scripts. Friday, March 08, 2013 4:57:49 PMTwitter for Android
Why the fuck am I still awake Wednesday, March 06, 2013 3:35:32 AMTwitter Web Client
I love how set MacFarlane doesn't give a fuck. Sunday, February 24, 2013 8:39:16 PMTwitter for Android
What the fuck. Is this shit? http://t.co/QMj836SeKD Friday, February 22, 2013 3:58:16 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck the California office and the Harlem Shake. It's old bro. They dont do jack shit out there. Shawn is also a smug bitch. Thursday, February 21, 2013 2:29:48 PMTwitter Web Client
This sums up where the fuck I work: http://t.co/vphfsPF Tuesday, February 19, 2013 9:04:43 PMTwitter Web Client
And the tamagotchi in my app just died. The fuck. I kept it happy and fed Tuesday, February 19, 2013 8:59:10 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck this place. Instant eye twitch from these bastards. Tuesday, February 19, 2013 11:34:01 AMTwitter Web Client
Okay.. This dude is like drying his balls on the hand dryer in this bathroom. The fuck... Friday, February 15, 2013 11:17:38 PMTwitter for Android
Where the fuck is my dev team? And I was the one out being cray last night. Why am I the only one here? Thursday, February 14, 2013 9:10:43 AMTwitter Web Client
Me: "Jameson? Fuck. Can I do a pickleback because I'm a pussy?" Gio: "No" Me: "okay" Wednesday, February 13, 2013 9:11:25 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck Metro North and their delayed ass trains. 2/2 in delays on the 6:36. Fuck this train. Not taking it for the rest of the week Tuesday, February 12, 2013 7:07:55 PMTwitter for Android
Xtina: "If they come over here and don't appreciate our language, they can go fuck themselves" Tuesday, February 12, 2013 3:47:14 PMTwitter Web Client
That's bullshit. What about all my crackers from Gun Hill Rd... Place is hood as fuck. Sunday, February 10, 2013 9:14:47 PMTwitter for Android
For fuck's sake. I went to resize a cloud server and took out all of our mobile apps... Fucking RackSpace Cloud Wednesday, February 06, 2013 1:27:02 AMTwitter Web Client
MTA: The heat on your shit box trains. Turn it the fuck off. I shouldn't be soaked sweating in February Tuesday, February 05, 2013 7:05:29 PMTwitter for Android
Deat MTA alerts. I could give a fuck that your traintime app is down. Stop emailing me every 5 minutes and actually fix it. Wastes Tuesday, February 05, 2013 9:51:56 AMTwitter Web Client
How you know I'm a fat fuck: I just snapped a metal wheel in two on my rolling chair because I was leaning in one direction on it. Tuesday, February 05, 2013 1:48:31 AMTwitter Web Client
@kerbear88 Fuck those trains. Jammed like crazy this morning and all delayed. If you rely on the 4/5/6 trains, you made poor life decisions.
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Monday, February 04, 2013 10:00:11 AMTwitter Web Client
Yo Jeep... Fuck a war Sunday, February 03, 2013 8:24:50 PMTwitter for Android
I don't know who this obnoxious fat fuck of Mikey's friend is but she can go fuck herself because she's rude Saturday, February 02, 2013 6:21:15 PMTwitter for Android
I'm wearing a T-shirt, sweatpants and dress shoes. The fuck... Wednesday, January 30, 2013 10:22:06 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck. Yes : http://t.co/jxBzWNT (PS - I'm HUGE) Wednesday, January 30, 2013 2:52:37 AMTwitter Web Client
"At 6:30 let's fuck this place up" -Yuri Saturday, January 26, 2013 2:27:59 PMTwitter for Android
Like seriously Mals. Put those away before I titty fuck you at the bar Thursday, January 24, 2013 9:18:53 PMTwitter for Android
Fuckin construction everywhere. Fuckin bums. Fuckin inferior transit. Fuck NYC. Fuckin shithole Sunday, January 20, 2013 1:38:04 PMTwitter for Android
pretty sure they poured a couple of bottles of grain into this keg. It's strong as fuck Friday, January 18, 2013 5:09:35 PMTwitter Web Client
This beer's going the fuck down smooth Friday, January 18, 2013 2:36:57 PMTwitter for Android
Great. IT guy would decide to fuck around with wires under my desk after I ripped ass. Tuesday, January 15, 2013 9:11:45 AMTwitter Web Client
FUCK I just broke a compact fluorescent in my room. There's mercury in that shit Tuesday, January 15, 2013 12:04:34 AMTwitter for Android
Im not even from dirty jerz but fuck. He's a dood to cheers to. Love him or hate him. Democrat or Republican. he's so fat it doesn't matter. Monday, January 14, 2013 11:32:53 PMTwitter for Android
Spent my entire night cheersing to that fat fuck. Monday, January 14, 2013 11:30:35 PMTwitter for Android
The mom told me to shut the fuck up and raised the TV volume because I was talking during Access Hollywood. Deading her until Tuesday. Saturday, January 12, 2013 7:51:36 PMTwitter for Android
Sourceforge pisses me the fuck off. It's impossible to dl stuff from there, obnioxious adds / dl waits. Github is so much easier. Thursday, January 10, 2013 3:38:45 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm walking the fuck out of this fucking place at 2pm on the grounds that they all can go fuck themselves Wednesday, January 09, 2013 11:13:37 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @Lennon: Can we just smoke weed and drink Jameson? Then fuck? Then cuddle and order pizza? http://t.co/RlTZlLnW via @someecards Tuesday, January 08, 2013 7:53:32 PMTwitter for Android
yes. I'm getting a 30 @MalJNew . not a six pack. The fuck have you gone soft? Sunday, December 30, 2012 6:13:04 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew Get away from my man. Only I van fuck him sideways up down left and right. Not you
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Saturday, December 29, 2012 1:38:03 AMTwitter for Android
Who the fuck kicked our keg in this office? Friday, December 28, 2012 6:38:35 PMTwitter Web Client
TK shut the fuck up Friday, December 28, 2012 1:26:46 PMTwitter Web Client
Fat fuck.. Why'd I go to fuckin McDonalds. drunk motherfucker Friday, December 28, 2012 2:07:22 AMTwitter for Android
Oh shit. I just burped McDonalds... Fuck. I went to McDonalds? Friday, December 28, 2012 2:06:47 AMTwitter for Android
Fuck offfffffff I'm the happiest son Friday, December 28, 2012 1:27:55 AMTwitter for Android
Fuckin sausage fest I'm at. How the fuck is the guys pisser line like 4x longer than the womens Thursday, December 27, 2012 9:10:51 PMTwitter for Android