1366 results for fuck — page 8 of 14, showing 701–800
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And for anyone who actually does give a fuck. I made it home safe. Sunday, May 05, 2013 3:59:05 AMTwitter for Android
O man. This towns creepy as fuck. Desolate. W/e Sunday, May 05, 2013 3:20:35 AMTwitter for Android
Me and danny beat these bitches fair and square by hitting two cups at once. We gave them a second chance and lost. Fuck Saturday, May 04, 2013 11:05:42 PMTwitter for Android
Danny: "What Disney villain would you wanna fuck if you had the chance? Id definitely pick the evil queen in Snow White because she's kinky" Saturday, May 04, 2013 7:36:46 PMTwitter for Android
My FTP server legit doesn't give a fuck. It just returned: 200 Don't care http://t.co/nVFVvrAUzJ Tuesday, April 30, 2013 4:02:04 PMTwitter Web Client
This fuckin train takes takes too long. I'm moving to the city. Fuck this noise. Monday, April 29, 2013 11:45:09 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck. We're alcoholics. No wonder I yacked http://t.co/cyserGbQ7T Saturday, April 27, 2013 11:40:01 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck. I just pulled a George Brett at the bar. Use your imagination Thursday, April 25, 2013 9:33:36 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck CentOS. The packages are god damn antiques. Fuckin shit shipping from 2009. I need Ubuntu Server back Tuesday, April 23, 2013 9:24:04 PMTwitter Web Client
@XtinaSchelin Fuck Firefox
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Tuesday, April 23, 2013 10:05:00 AMTwitter Web Client
311 Pandora is chill as fuck Sunday, April 21, 2013 3:30:07 PMTwitter for Android
The fucking party bus was sitting there pumping saying what the fuck on the party bus. 42d st. Friday, April 19, 2013 10:07:49 PMTwitter for Android
I'm like fuck it. I ain't losin shit over these bitches. Look at all these fucks I don't give. Friday, April 19, 2013 9:27:24 PMTwitter for Android
PS my silver fox boss just told me he doesnt give a fuck if i drink another bottle of this andre assed shit we bought cheaply Friday, April 19, 2013 6:37:11 PMTwitter Web Client
But why the fuck would php remotely think it's a good idea to ship short_open_tag set to Off by default on Windows? Friday, April 19, 2013 12:21:09 PMTwitter Web Client
Hughlon: "Yo. This dude on the 4 train had his dick out on this lady's back and I was like what the fuck dude" Friday, April 19, 2013 9:18:07 AMTwitter Web Client
But what the fuck is going on in this world. Can't we just be peaceful? Fucking chill. Jesus fucking Christ already Friday, April 19, 2013 1:41:32 AMTwitter Web Client
This fuckin cop just diverted my cab way the fuck out of my way Tuesday, April 16, 2013 9:44:25 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus Fucking Christ. No wonder my dudes Pearl Jam hated mother fucking TicketMaster. Fuck the Yankees for going with those bitches Friday, April 12, 2013 8:43:09 PMTwitter Web Client
Ah shit. I need to check in code and update a ticket. Had some burrrrrs. Hope I don;t fuck it up Friday, April 12, 2013 7:39:28 PMTwitter Web Client
Googled the names of some of the new hires and found arrests. The fuck kind of assholes don't check for this shit... Friday, April 12, 2013 3:48:26 AMTwitter Web Client
The fuck is this bullshit... Windows 8 equivalent of a BSOD http://t.co/xlFCBhywPF Friday, April 12, 2013 1:16:45 AMTwitter for Android
I'm legit embarrassed to tweet what Aniusha is talkin about. And I'm nasty as fuck on twitter Thursday, April 11, 2013 9:11:36 PMTwitter for Android
OK this bastard either 1) dropped dead on the shitter or 2) is avoiding the fare. Fuck you. I'll piss on you. Tuesday, April 09, 2013 10:59:06 PMTwitter for Android
To whoever is taking a shit in the Metro North bathroom: I gotta piss, bastard. Get the fuck out. I'm more important than you. Tuesday, April 09, 2013 10:31:24 PMTwitter for Android
Not a fan of the new right click/bookmark menu styling in Chrome. Leave it up to Google to fuck up the UI. Bunch of Michelles working there Friday, April 05, 2013 3:25:49 PMTwitter Web Client
Gabe. Shut the fuck up about file systems Thursday, April 04, 2013 9:06:59 AMTwitter Web Client
Niraj. Go fuck yourself Tuesday, April 02, 2013 2:17:38 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck the following: Metro North, Grand Central, people, tourists, people who bring bikes on the subway @ rush hour and crowds Monday, April 01, 2013 6:42:34 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck off cunt. Girls a biddy Saturday, March 30, 2013 6:45:14 PMTwitter for Android
If you come up to my desk and say "config file" expect me to know what the fuck you're talking about Friday, March 29, 2013 4:07:34 PMTwitter Web Client
10 hours before rollout, our Director of software engineering wanted to know if there was a release tonight. For fuck's sake. Monday, March 25, 2013 1:50:01 PMTwitter Web Client
This Pete Ellis 80s used car commercial is cracking me the fuck up: http://t.co/NWWaOdAUSf Monday, March 25, 2013 1:26:06 PMTwitter Web Client
MICHELLE. fuck you and your shitty ass spring theme Friday, March 22, 2013 4:13:51 PMTwitter Web Client
Not including this tweet, I said fuck 8 out of the last 10 tweets. Need to get my life together. Wednesday, March 20, 2013 10:26:08 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck this fuckin place. I'm not getting bent out of shape. Everyone is an incompetent bitch? I'll just not do anything today. I won't fight. Wednesday, March 20, 2013 9:48:27 AMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Fuck Google And It's Bitch Ass Reader http://t.co/7J26hwl702 Tuesday, March 19, 2013 3:37:48 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
So basically I just learned that if a chick is biting her lip she's actually thinking how hard he wants to fuck you Saturday, March 16, 2013 2:41:23 PMTwitter for Android
Please explain why HR put a no smoking sign on the wall behind me. Who in the actual fuck smokes in the office. Jeez Friday, March 15, 2013 5:56:55 PMTwitter Web Client
Primary HDD failure in my laptop. Fucking son of a bitch. $120 SSD lasted 3 months. No data loss though. My files are redundant as fuck Friday, March 15, 2013 1:19:10 AMTwitter for Android
ANOTHER PERSON 1) Buy noise canceling Mics 2) Get me my own office and 3)eatadick.com Fuck this place, working from home tomorrow Tuesday, March 12, 2013 5:46:53 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck you, jeans. No one tells me to shut up. Tuesday, March 12, 2013 5:38:31 PMTwitter Web Client
So let's say I tweet some shit... I moved servers. Did I fuck up my twitter app? Tuesday, March 12, 2013 6:01:48 AMTwitter Web Client
MTA ALERTS: I don't give a flying fuck that the escalators in Grand Central North are out of service, cunt muscle. Stop emailing me 46 times Monday, March 11, 2013 4:05:52 PMTwitter Web Client
Gabe shut the fuck up. It's too early for your pie hole Monday, March 11, 2013 9:16:27 AMTwitter Web Client
How the fuck did the lighter get in my pants? Saturday, March 09, 2013 2:02:22 AMTwitter for Android
Tun Tun. Stop scheduling meetings with me. I don't give a fuck about your scripts. Friday, March 08, 2013 4:57:49 PMTwitter for Android
Why the fuck am I still awake Wednesday, March 06, 2013 3:35:32 AMTwitter Web Client
I love how set MacFarlane doesn't give a fuck. Sunday, February 24, 2013 8:39:16 PMTwitter for Android
What the fuck. Is this shit? http://t.co/QMj836SeKD Friday, February 22, 2013 3:58:16 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck the California office and the Harlem Shake. It's old bro. They dont do jack shit out there. Shawn is also a smug bitch. Thursday, February 21, 2013 2:29:48 PMTwitter Web Client
This sums up where the fuck I work: http://t.co/vphfsPF Tuesday, February 19, 2013 9:04:43 PMTwitter Web Client
And the tamagotchi in my app just died. The fuck. I kept it happy and fed Tuesday, February 19, 2013 8:59:10 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck this place. Instant eye twitch from these bastards. Tuesday, February 19, 2013 11:34:01 AMTwitter Web Client
Okay.. This dude is like drying his balls on the hand dryer in this bathroom. The fuck... Friday, February 15, 2013 11:17:38 PMTwitter for Android
Where the fuck is my dev team? And I was the one out being cray last night. Why am I the only one here? Thursday, February 14, 2013 9:10:43 AMTwitter Web Client
Me: "Jameson? Fuck. Can I do a pickleback because I'm a pussy?" Gio: "No" Me: "okay" Wednesday, February 13, 2013 9:11:25 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck Metro North and their delayed ass trains. 2/2 in delays on the 6:36. Fuck this train. Not taking it for the rest of the week Tuesday, February 12, 2013 7:07:55 PMTwitter for Android
Xtina: "If they come over here and don't appreciate our language, they can go fuck themselves" Tuesday, February 12, 2013 3:47:14 PMTwitter Web Client
That's bullshit. What about all my crackers from Gun Hill Rd... Place is hood as fuck. Sunday, February 10, 2013 9:14:47 PMTwitter for Android
For fuck's sake. I went to resize a cloud server and took out all of our mobile apps... Fucking RackSpace Cloud Wednesday, February 06, 2013 1:27:02 AMTwitter Web Client
MTA: The heat on your shit box trains. Turn it the fuck off. I shouldn't be soaked sweating in February Tuesday, February 05, 2013 7:05:29 PMTwitter for Android
Deat MTA alerts. I could give a fuck that your traintime app is down. Stop emailing me every 5 minutes and actually fix it. Wastes Tuesday, February 05, 2013 9:51:56 AMTwitter Web Client
How you know I'm a fat fuck: I just snapped a metal wheel in two on my rolling chair because I was leaning in one direction on it. Tuesday, February 05, 2013 1:48:31 AMTwitter Web Client
@kerbear88 Fuck those trains. Jammed like crazy this morning and all delayed. If you rely on the 4/5/6 trains, you made poor life decisions.
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Monday, February 04, 2013 10:00:11 AMTwitter Web Client
Yo Jeep... Fuck a war Sunday, February 03, 2013 8:24:50 PMTwitter for Android
I don't know who this obnoxious fat fuck of Mikey's friend is but she can go fuck herself because she's rude Saturday, February 02, 2013 6:21:15 PMTwitter for Android
I'm wearing a T-shirt, sweatpants and dress shoes. The fuck... Wednesday, January 30, 2013 10:22:06 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck. Yes : http://t.co/jxBzWNT (PS - I'm HUGE) Wednesday, January 30, 2013 2:52:37 AMTwitter Web Client
"At 6:30 let's fuck this place up" -Yuri Saturday, January 26, 2013 2:27:59 PMTwitter for Android
Like seriously Mals. Put those away before I titty fuck you at the bar Thursday, January 24, 2013 9:18:53 PMTwitter for Android
Fuckin construction everywhere. Fuckin bums. Fuckin inferior transit. Fuck NYC. Fuckin shithole Sunday, January 20, 2013 1:38:04 PMTwitter for Android
pretty sure they poured a couple of bottles of grain into this keg. It's strong as fuck Friday, January 18, 2013 5:09:35 PMTwitter Web Client
This beer's going the fuck down smooth Friday, January 18, 2013 2:36:57 PMTwitter for Android
Great. IT guy would decide to fuck around with wires under my desk after I ripped ass. Tuesday, January 15, 2013 9:11:45 AMTwitter Web Client
FUCK I just broke a compact fluorescent in my room. There's mercury in that shit Tuesday, January 15, 2013 12:04:34 AMTwitter for Android
Im not even from dirty jerz but fuck. He's a dood to cheers to. Love him or hate him. Democrat or Republican. he's so fat it doesn't matter. Monday, January 14, 2013 11:32:53 PMTwitter for Android
Spent my entire night cheersing to that fat fuck. Monday, January 14, 2013 11:30:35 PMTwitter for Android
The mom told me to shut the fuck up and raised the TV volume because I was talking during Access Hollywood. Deading her until Tuesday. Saturday, January 12, 2013 7:51:36 PMTwitter for Android
Sourceforge pisses me the fuck off. It's impossible to dl stuff from there, obnioxious adds / dl waits. Github is so much easier. Thursday, January 10, 2013 3:38:45 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm walking the fuck out of this fucking place at 2pm on the grounds that they all can go fuck themselves Wednesday, January 09, 2013 11:13:37 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @Lennon: Can we just smoke weed and drink Jameson? Then fuck? Then cuddle and order pizza? http://t.co/RlTZlLnW via @someecards Tuesday, January 08, 2013 7:53:32 PMTwitter for Android
yes. I'm getting a 30 @MalJNew . not a six pack. The fuck have you gone soft? Sunday, December 30, 2012 6:13:04 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew Get away from my man. Only I van fuck him sideways up down left and right. Not you
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Saturday, December 29, 2012 1:38:03 AMTwitter for Android
Who the fuck kicked our keg in this office? Friday, December 28, 2012 6:38:35 PMTwitter Web Client
TK shut the fuck up Friday, December 28, 2012 1:26:46 PMTwitter Web Client
Fat fuck.. Why'd I go to fuckin McDonalds. drunk motherfucker Friday, December 28, 2012 2:07:22 AMTwitter for Android
Oh shit. I just burped McDonalds... Fuck. I went to McDonalds? Friday, December 28, 2012 2:06:47 AMTwitter for Android
Fuck offfffffff I'm the happiest son Friday, December 28, 2012 1:27:55 AMTwitter for Android
Fuckin sausage fest I'm at. How the fuck is the guys pisser line like 4x longer than the womens Thursday, December 27, 2012 9:10:51 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck did I remember to flush the toilet or did I leave a present? gotta go check now. There's like 3 guys working today. They'll catch on Thursday, December 27, 2012 11:51:11 AMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Fuck a War http://bit.ly/103LRDm Saturday, December 22, 2012 1:16:25 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
I still promise my twitter will remain crazy as fuck. People like that shit. #ass #titties #bangbang #struttin #unicorns Saturday, December 22, 2012 12:06:37 AMTwitter for Android
What the fuck is going on. Am I recovering from my past crazy alcoholic ways? Only had 2 drinks all night and had fun anyway Saturday, December 22, 2012 12:01:16 AMTwitter for Android
Gio: "Holy shit. Her ass is too low. How do you fuck that?" Friday, December 21, 2012 9:19:08 PMTwitter for Android
Yeah just raise all the fuckin shit. Make it $600, I don't give a fuck #MTA Wednesday, December 19, 2012 12:29:10 PMTwitter Web Client
Why is it that cat people are fucking obsessed about their cats and taking in strays and talking about them nonstop. Fuck cats. #dogsson Wednesday, December 19, 2012 10:16:44 AMTwitter Web Client
LEA.... GET THE FUCK OFF MY GOD DAMN DICK Monday, December 17, 2012 10:06:36 AMTwitter Web Client
fuck. what did i break Sunday, December 16, 2012 11:42:11 PMTwitter Web Client
Jesus fucking Christ what the fuck is wrong with people these days #Newtown Friday, December 14, 2012 2:06:03 PMTwitter Web Client