1366 results for fuck — page 7 of 14, showing 601–700
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Had to change my tiled fuck you background to something darker because it looked way too white. Much better Wednesday, January 15, 2014 10:22:07 PMTwitter Web Client
The fuck. Twitter desktop site redesign is whack Wednesday, January 15, 2014 10:15:50 PMTwitter Web Client
John. Shut the fuck up Monday, January 13, 2014 5:56:11 PMTwitter for Android
I think I just sleep-worked on production... Woke up to 20 mins worth of alerts, light on and my VPN was connected. THE FUCK Monday, January 13, 2014 5:10:44 AMTwitter for Android
Gabe, shut the fuck up about Hennessy. Talking about it for the past 10 mins like he's the connoisseur of all alcohol. You're also white. Thursday, January 09, 2014 4:47:15 PMTwitter Web Client
Gabe, I don't give a fuck about how you keep a Windows XP VM around.. Shut up Wednesday, January 08, 2014 11:17:59 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @BarstoolJJ: I'm going to a couples game night tonight. Remember that when you are trying to fuck a rando tonight. Friday, January 03, 2014 6:53:34 PMTwitter for Android
I tell the judge I'm 63, fuck them. Friday, December 27, 2013 11:39:50 PMTwitter for Android
The fam basically pulled #MailTime on Christmas dinner. Just didn't give a fuck Friday, December 27, 2013 12:49:12 AMTwitter for Android
Hungry as fuck, obviously, due to feeble meals served over the past few days. TV dinners and leftovers go perfectly around Christmas #thefuk Thursday, December 26, 2013 11:11:56 PMTwitter Web Client
Baby on the train: shut the fuck up Saturday, December 21, 2013 5:04:06 PMTwitter for Android
Gabe, shut the fuck up. Friday, December 20, 2013 1:31:31 PMTwitter Web Client
Colin, shut the fuck up. Friday, December 20, 2013 12:07:16 PMTwitter Web Client
0 sympathy for this family whatsoever. You're rich anyway shut the fuck up you crazy bible nutjobs and respect people http://t.co/d1ScQrV2a8 Friday, December 20, 2013 10:05:47 AMTwitter Web Client
fuck this shit. ima go play in the snow Tuesday, December 17, 2013 12:11:58 PMTwitter Web Client
FRONT END TEAM: SHUT THE FUCK UP. ALL OF YOU Monday, December 16, 2013 3:09:20 PMTwitter Web Client
Grow a pair Kevin. I know you're 7 but aftershave doesn't burn that bad. Also, way to fuck up Buzz's shelves. Guy deserved it. Sunday, December 15, 2013 1:10:30 AMTwitter for Android
4PM and I'm hungover as fuck still.. This is awful Friday, December 13, 2013 4:19:19 PMTwitter Web Client
Steve, I just sat down you stupid cunt. Get the fuck away from me Wednesday, December 11, 2013 8:53:25 AMTwitter Web Client
Android needs to lose the problem where it becomes slow as fuck while apps are updating or installing Tuesday, December 10, 2013 9:18:03 PMTwitter for Android
The fuck gave my uncle the remote? Why is this PBS shit on instead of football? http://t.co/zPONFaXrzV Thursday, November 28, 2013 5:17:49 PMTwitter for Android
Stein: "I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it" Thursday, November 21, 2013 10:37:09 PMTwitter for Android
Drank a little bit at uncubed and told @fogcreek than Kiln is slow as fuck Thursday, November 14, 2013 6:51:25 PMTwitter for Android
I want to beat the fuck out of something Tuesday, October 29, 2013 8:32:00 PMTwitter for Android
Welp. They're gonna sing Pony at karaoke. This is a song you're supposed to like, fuck to or something Friday, October 18, 2013 9:52:41 PMTwitter for Android
me: "Oh fuck. I just got a server alert and I'm on call. I don't have my laptop. Eh its fine, no one will know. Kev: "JOE!!! I'M YOUR BOSS" Thursday, October 17, 2013 9:15:45 PMTwitter for Android
Didn't eat breakfast, gotta take a wicked pissah and I'm in back to back meetings. Fuck off, all of youse Tuesday, October 15, 2013 10:42:21 AMTwitter for Android
How the fuck are you supposed to get shit done when you're on meetings 90% of the day talking about stupid bullshit Monday, October 07, 2013 4:48:10 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus Christ Google, you suck balls. Nice error message, you redundant fuck http://t.co/a6zFL7UhgJ Monday, October 07, 2013 10:02:36 AMTwitter Web Client
FUCK THIS PLACE. Dry as a bone. Both kegs tapped. Friday, October 04, 2013 5:47:04 PMTwitter Web Client
When the fuck is it going to cool down? At this rate, were going to have a fuckin hurricane again Thursday, October 03, 2013 7:36:36 PMTwitter for Android
#bitches You can't get more top notch than I am. Fuck all you suits who think you know it all. Monday, September 30, 2013 11:59:05 PMTwitter Web Client
For real though. How the fuck is Firefox using 2.5GB of RAM. Fuck that browser Monday, September 23, 2013 7:51:54 PMTwitter Web Client
Anup, it's release night. I don't give a fuck about your Unit Test XML result parsing app you want me to integrate into the tests. Fuck off Monday, September 23, 2013 6:09:01 PMTwitter Web Client
I FUCKING hate how corporate this fucking company has become. I cannot stand it and they can fuck themselves. Monday, September 23, 2013 2:51:03 PMTwitter Web Client
My GI tract can really go fuck itself the past few weeks. This is some bullshit (literally) Tuesday, September 17, 2013 8:05:47 PMTwitter Web Client
But what the fuck is this query doing? Deleting our 900GB DB character by character? Fucking shit is running all day Tuesday, September 17, 2013 5:22:48 PMTwitter Web Client
HOLD THE PHONE. New York State changed the licenses again? They're no longer flexible? The fuck. That was NY's signature Monday, September 16, 2013 1:32:17 PMTwitter Web Client
What in the actual fuck is wrong with skype this morning. Monday, September 16, 2013 11:39:25 AMTwitter Web Client
My legs are like fuck you man, I'm the most relaxed Friday, September 13, 2013 1:10:39 AMTwitter for Android
RT @KFCBarstool: Its supposed to be 93 degrees tomorrow. Fuck that shit. I'm done with summer weather. Mother nature you fickle slut Tuesday, September 10, 2013 8:31:00 PMTwitter for Android
@BarstoolJJ FUCK don't put mothafuckin Hughes in
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Wednesday, September 04, 2013 9:57:17 PMTwitter for Android
What the fuck happened to the Windows 8 Foursquare app? It got pulled? The eff, Microsoft. Wednesday, August 28, 2013 9:11:04 PMTwitter Web Client
Whoever burned popcorn in this office really needs to go fuck themselves Tuesday, August 27, 2013 6:24:22 PMTwitter Web Client
Just blocked event invites on Facebook from Becky Karen Meza on the grounds that I don't give a fuck about your 5000 fitness events Friday, August 23, 2013 1:37:57 AMTwitter Web Client
OH. MY. GOD. Kids on the train. SHUT THE FUCK UP Thursday, August 22, 2013 11:22:41 AMTwitter Web Client
Going to Boston for like one night. My mom gives me a surgical mask to bring. THE FUCK. Wednesday, August 21, 2013 9:53:24 PMTwitter Web Client
The entire RackSpace cloud is a piece of shit. Fuck their cloud servers, fuck OpenStack, fuck their block storage, fuck it all Wednesday, August 21, 2013 5:53:18 PMTwitter Web Client
It's beer o'clock in the office. I don't want any. What the fuck happened. Friday, August 16, 2013 3:54:12 PMTwitter Web Client
this guy can officially go fuck himself Friday, August 16, 2013 9:30:54 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck the fucking RackSpace Cloud. Get me AWS up in this bitch Tuesday, August 13, 2013 11:16:32 AMTwitter Web Client
Jesus Christ Dave Robertson. You're amazing and probably my next closer, but you spam the fuck out of twitter. Unfollowed. Monday, August 12, 2013 10:12:55 AMTwitter Web Client
A chick biting her lip is like "hey we need to fuck right now" right? Saturday, August 10, 2013 7:16:00 PMTwitter for Android
Why in the actual fuck would MSFT think it'd a good idea to not include the telnet client by default. Run this: pkgmgr /iu:"TelnetClient" Thursday, August 08, 2013 5:55:19 PMTwitter Web Client
TK and recruiting bitch: Shut the fuck up or talk somewhere not near my deask. Thursday, August 08, 2013 9:37:37 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck yourself. For being an asshole, you get no productivity for me today. I won't do a fucking thing Wednesday, August 07, 2013 10:45:58 AMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Get the Fuck Off My Team: Phil Hughes Edition http://bit.ly/14XN2BA Monday, August 05, 2013 12:56:21 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Fuck arod Saturday, August 03, 2013 6:31:10 PMTwitter for Android
Are they serious? Why the fuck would the Moto X launch with 4.2.2 when 4.3 is out already. Thursday, August 01, 2013 3:21:50 PMTwitter Web Client
I feel like a lard assed fat fuck. My jeans are strangling me Wednesday, July 31, 2013 10:05:39 AMTwitter Web Client
Someone please kill Joe Steins cats he has at home. I'm allergic as fuck to his clothing. Monday, July 29, 2013 10:12:59 AMTwitter Web Client
May I ask what the fuck is the purpose of a living, immobile, hermaphroditic rock? And why would Chileans eat it? http://t.co/ukCW1Q72pu Wednesday, July 24, 2013 1:07:05 AMTwitter Web Client
Natalia, shut the fuck up Monday, July 15, 2013 2:01:53 PMTwitter for Android
Why the fuck am I sober? Sunday, July 14, 2013 2:16:43 AMTwitter for Android
Fuckin spazz. My 10,00th tweet was "Fuck. Hope I didn't hit my 10k tweet yet" Friday, July 12, 2013 9:32:49 PMTwitter Web Client
Welp, that's it folks. I planned an epic tweet for my 10k and missed i by drinking. Tweeted "Fuck. Hope I didn't hit my 10k tweet yet" Friday, July 12, 2013 9:31:39 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck. Hope I didn't hit my 10k tweet yet Friday, July 12, 2013 8:20:25 PMTwitter for Android
This new software manager Rao and Gabe need to shut the fuck up. I have earplugs and headphones on and I steal hear their loud asses Friday, July 12, 2013 12:31:00 PMTwitter Web Client
We hope Verizon doesn't fuck up the launch like the Galaxy Nexus... Thursday, July 11, 2013 10:06:13 PMTwitter Web Client
I've un-deaded my company. See, simple things can turn my "fuck off attitude" positive. Glad they realized that. Thursday, July 11, 2013 3:36:21 PMTwitter Web Client
How in the actual fuck are you supposed to beat level 17 on Candy Crush? Cannot get those cherries down. Ridiculous Sunday, July 07, 2013 11:05:56 PMTwitter for Android
Memphis fuck house? Kansas blue balls? Wednesday, July 03, 2013 10:49:19 PMTwitter for Android
The internet on this phone can legitimately go fuck itself. Where's the fuckin HTC One on Verizon? Thursday, June 20, 2013 11:00:40 PMTwitter for Android
Get the fuck out of here. James Gandolfini had a heart attack and died? Fuckin A. RIP dude. Wednesday, June 19, 2013 9:01:10 PMTwitter for Android
Our Marketing department in charge of our website can actually go fuck themselves Monday, June 17, 2013 9:47:56 AMTwitter Web Client
Why isn't this workinggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg fuck Monday, June 10, 2013 9:39:08 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin.... I got 100% on Alice in chains. Its not that I can't sing. Fuck off Sunday, June 09, 2013 5:15:47 PMTwitter for Android
Don't fuck with my people. I'll come after you Saturday, June 08, 2013 8:39:06 PMTwitter for Android
OH MY GOD, BARRY is conductor on the 7:36!!! I'm taking this train everyday now. Fuck the 8:02 #tiger #sport #champ #boss #nowiggling Monday, June 03, 2013 7:39:52 AMTwitter for Android
What in the actual fuck is in my eye? Legit feels like there is sand in my eyelid Sunday, June 02, 2013 6:12:44 PMTwitter Web Client
Yo train dude. Pull this rig the fuck out. Ain't got no time to be stopped at Fordham for like 10 mins Sunday, June 02, 2013 3:18:14 PMTwitter for Android
Edgar: "Yo. Fuck this pizza. I need to dance to this jam." Sunday, June 02, 2013 1:23:36 AMTwitter for Android
Fuck the fuckin 4/5 train in the ass with a chainsaw Friday, May 31, 2013 9:30:38 AMTwitter for Android
@kerbear88 fuck the fuckin subway
In reply to @kerbear88's tweet
Thursday, May 30, 2013 8:44:06 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Fuck You, Michael Kay http://bit.ly/19kNtvQ Wednesday, May 29, 2013 12:01:45 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
TK: shut the fuck up and put your tits away. You're the nastiest. Tuesday, May 28, 2013 12:16:18 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Derek Jeter is Old as Fuck http://t.co/S0qQPrIc2d Thursday, May 23, 2013 3:57:19 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Fuck you man. I just doused myself in coke Thursday, May 16, 2013 11:38:51 PMTwitter for Android
Derick: "What the fuck do you know about Dominicans you Westchester-assed white boy" Thursday, May 16, 2013 7:18:08 PMTwitter for Android
Where the fuck is my frontend team? Thursday, May 16, 2013 2:54:29 PMTwitter Web Client
get the fuck off my team, Phil Hughes edition Wednesday, May 15, 2013 7:23:29 PMTwitter for Android
DANIEL get the FUCK off my dick about the fucking display behind me. It's NOT MY JOB to set that shit up. Talk to Hughlon Monday, May 13, 2013 3:17:07 PMTwitter Web Client
Also, our system crashed today and I didn't fix it nor give a fuck. When they want to be fair to me, I'll care again. Saturday, May 11, 2013 5:53:09 PMTwitter for Android
Need a Dramamine for this train. I've been on ships that rocked less. Fuck this commute and the MTA Friday, May 10, 2013 8:06:50 AMTwitter for Android
Fuck you Daniel telling me I'm inexperienced. You know what else I was inexperienced at that I got good at quickly? I'll show your wife Wednesday, May 08, 2013 8:46:55 PMTwitter for Android
Shitty day? No probs. Go to Dakota bar. Alice in Chains, mad season, Offspring, pearl jam, FUCK Wednesday, May 08, 2013 7:20:44 PMTwitter for Android
gotta admit. jeans is a fuckin sweet god damn talker. I was nervous as fuck to go in there and i ended up chill Wednesday, May 08, 2013 6:04:27 PMTwitter Web Client
fuck xanax. couple of beers do the same thing Wednesday, May 08, 2013 3:20:51 PMTwitter Web Client
Hobbs is already trying to fuck the new project managers. They've been here 5 minutes Wednesday, May 08, 2013 10:46:27 AMTwitter Web Client
The front end team needs to shut the fuck up, those loud bastards Monday, May 06, 2013 3:47:51 PMTwitter Web Client