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If you're having build problems I feel bad for you son...

Fuck you for making me leave the bar 		Wednesday, March 09, 2016 9:32:20 PMTwitter for Android
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records; Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too! Friday, February 26, 2016 12:43:20 AMTwitter for Android
@__JLu true but fuck them and their fees. Had no clue 2 MSG shows would sell out in 10 mins....
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Saturday, January 30, 2016 1:44:40 AMTwitter for Android
Ticketmaster can go fuck themselves. Clearly Pearl Jam didn't win the war against them in '94. https://t.co/dKS3Og6FDW Wednesday, January 20, 2016 5:07:08 PMTwitter Web Client
I've got 1TB worth of 94 million API logs for 29 days and they can all go fuck themselves Tuesday, January 12, 2016 10:37:27 PMTwitter Web Client
The fuck happened last night? Friday, January 01, 2016 11:34:17 AMTwitter for Android
Fuck uTorrent and their spyware ways... Use qBittorrent. "uTorrent Has Banned ‘Sexy’ NSFW Ads This Year, And More" https://t.co/gkywT7ehPg Sunday, December 27, 2015 3:53:39 PMTwitter for Android
Peace the fuck out NYC. I don't have deal with your filth, bums and crowds until next week. Wednesday, December 23, 2015 5:25:57 PMTwitter for Android
So I took a PTO tomorrow because they can go fuck themselves. Monday, December 21, 2015 12:37:22 AMTwitter for Android
Fuck China and their polluting ass bitches causing global warming and shit. Thursday, December 17, 2015 11:09:04 PMTwitter for Android
There's a dude blasting Latin music on his phone in the shitter stall next to me. And not a single fuck was given that day! Monday, December 07, 2015 10:24:33 AMTwitter for Android
Besides the new San Fran Apple TV flyby, Apple TV screensaver is lame as fuck and repeats the save 7 pics over and over. #chromecastftw Sunday, December 06, 2015 8:16:48 PMTwitter for Android
Cheeseburger for breakfast because fuck you, I can. Tuesday, December 01, 2015 9:23:42 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck Apple for their "lives photo" marketing scheme. It's a goddamn glorified video. Friday, November 20, 2015 12:33:08 AMTwitter for Android
Fuck you too bitch Thursday, November 19, 2015 11:37:09 PMTwitter for Android
This R train conductor is loud, his voice sucks and he needs to shut the fuck up. Guy keeps blabbering in my ear. Too early for your noise. Friday, November 13, 2015 10:06:21 AMTwitter for Android
Piece of shit city with piece of shit infrastructure get me the fuck out of here Wednesday, November 11, 2015 9:33:29 PMTwitter for Android
I legit can't get the fuck home Wednesday, November 11, 2015 9:25:52 PMTwitter for Android
.@googlephotos is slow as fuck playing backed up video. Get your lives together Monday, November 09, 2015 6:49:38 PMTwitter Web Client
How the fuck is your job going? Mine's swell Thursday, October 29, 2015 11:58:10 PMTwitter for Android
I told our director of security to "get the fuck out of my face, I don't have time for your noise" today. Thursday, October 29, 2015 11:55:11 PMTwitter for Android
This is another public service announcement 
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Portfolioso does not give a fuck what you think. 		Thursday, October 29, 2015 11:38:29 PMTwitter for Android
Annmarie needs to shit the fuck up and stop judging me Tuesday, October 27, 2015 10:10:34 PMTwitter for Android
All my fuckin verification requests go to my old phone, and when I tried to fix it, they're saying my email is unconfirmed. THE FUCK Saturday, October 24, 2015 9:36:26 PMTwitter Web Client
What kind of real sick (awesome) fuck decided on Youtube Music Red for a product name? Sounds familiar to some other website... Wednesday, October 21, 2015 5:27:19 PMTwitter Web Client
Anyone else notice that PCs (Windows 8/10) suck balls with Bluetooth devices? Like they rarely connect and always fuck up. Someone fix it. Monday, October 12, 2015 9:59:36 AMTwitter Web Client
Loser company. Loser kickball team. Loser flip cup team. For fuck's sake can we be good at fuckin anything? Wednesday, October 07, 2015 10:21:13 PMTwitter for Android
This is why you buy Motorola or LG Android Phones. Fuck Samsung http://t.co/xonYtlO0Xi #android #feedly Friday, September 25, 2015 3:34:52 PMTwitter Web Client
Jesus Christ Cisco. I know you've been trying to fuck the married marketing girl for like 4 months already but be more discrete about it. Thursday, September 24, 2015 6:06:47 PMTwitter Web Client
Black Keys - Rubber Factory is a great album to fuck to.#jussayin Thursday, September 24, 2015 5:47:36 PMTwitter Web Client
eh who the fuck am I kidding. Was always more of an ass man. Just ask Simmons.They called me Spanky in college.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, September 24, 2015 5:32:59 PMTwitter Web Client
Out new security guy is intimidating the fuck out of me. We're all hammered and he's a hardcore dude not drinking, probably judging us. Thursday, September 24, 2015 5:22:43 PMTwitter Web Client
Also, fuck airplane mode. The frequency phones run on won't conflict with the airplane shit. So I am tweeting this as we take off. I'll live Monday, September 14, 2015 3:34:13 PMTwitter for Android
Ate a 3/4 lb burger today like a fat fuck and now my rotten cow meat farts are putrid #tmi Saturday, September 12, 2015 4:15:43 AMTwitter for Android
Good. Hope this hedge fund guy destroys them. Fuck Herbalife. I unfollowed someone for being obsessed with that shit http://t.co/rTBwOOUS4e Wednesday, September 09, 2015 11:28:25 AMTwitter for Android
Get the fuck out of here... I was in a park in Cincinnati for a wedding and motherfuckin Paul O'Neil was at another wedding Sunday, September 06, 2015 12:46:20 AMTwitter for Android
Fuck the fuckin MTA. Legit my last day in this city before vacation & they're being miserable cunts just turning fuckin local trains express Friday, September 04, 2015 4:07:08 PMTwitter for Android
What the fuck @GooglePlay Music? Your playlists don't advance anymore? It's like Repeat-1 is stuck. Playing the same shit looping Tuesday, September 01, 2015 5:41:23 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm gonna make sure some bitch McAsshole knows that the guy he fired who told him to fuck off helped me solve this critical issue. #cunts Saturday, August 29, 2015 3:01:02 AMTwitter for Android
Fuck what you jokers think I am Saturday, August 29, 2015 2:55:55 AMTwitter for Android
This guy really needs to shut the fuck up Wednesday, August 26, 2015 12:37:03 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck Samsung. I despise their Android phones. http://t.co/1R5I0mwMnK Friday, August 21, 2015 4:26:26 PMTwitter Web Client
"Fuck Alexeybear I wanna be your boo!" -David Justice looking ember.js guy Thursday, August 20, 2015 11:59:20 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck we lose to the last place Indians for @MalJNew Thursday, August 20, 2015 10:52:59 PMTwitter for Android
I need to get the fuck out of this deBlasio ruined, bum infested, cesspool of a city. Monday, August 17, 2015 1:15:07 PMTwitter for Android
Why the fuck does Windows 10 keep automatically installing the "Get Office" app. I uninstalled it twice and I already have office. GTFO Tuesday, August 04, 2015 10:13:44 PMTwitter Web Client
Shut the fuck up. Trying to fix a broken build Thursday, July 30, 2015 5:39:10 PMTwitter Web Client
I also don't give a fuck what this guy's blabbering about. Thursday, July 30, 2015 2:54:46 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck. I think I did the math wrong http://t.co/J6Q3ZaK5fN Monday, July 27, 2015 11:59:02 PMTwitter for Android
Confirmed: The Minion in the McDonalds happy meal does indeed say "what the fuck." Saturday, July 18, 2015 9:48:21 PMTwitter for Android
Not a single fuck is being given on this call. Everyone is completely ignoring this VP Wednesday, June 24, 2015 10:41:37 AMTwitter Web Client
Get the fuck off my team, CC Sabbathia edition. Guy sucks a dick Wednesday, June 24, 2015 9:48:14 AMTwitter Web Client
Someone gave me a Green Dot card as a gift and FUCK THEM because it doesn't work like an AMEX gift card... Need to register it with your SSN Tuesday, June 16, 2015 5:49:51 PMTwitter Web Client
@kerbear88 NO. NO. NO. Went down the shore. Fuck NYC when its 90
In reply to @kerbear88's tweet
Thursday, June 11, 2015 6:56:33 PMTwitter for Android
My next phone might have a USB-C port!!! Fuck all this micro USB 2006 shit where they wear out and aren't reversible Thursday, June 11, 2015 1:23:39 AMTwitter for Android
Eat a dick dot info. I dont care how much I fuck up, at the end of the day Joe and Joe are the only people who can fix shit Tuesday, June 09, 2015 4:03:47 PMTwitter Web Client
What the fuck did I do wrong in life that I ended up on call two weekends in a row. Jesus Fucking Christ. Friday, May 29, 2015 10:42:42 AMTwitter Web Client
Will you shut the fuck up? Under no circumstances is it acceptable to blabber for fucking 10 mins straight when I have shit to do. Thursday, May 28, 2015 1:51:25 PMTwitter Web Client
The fuck do I agree to this shit for Thursday, May 28, 2015 12:04:43 AMTwitter for Android
Omg stop doing that. FUCK Wednesday, May 27, 2015 9:41:17 PMTwitter for Android
Homeboy's outfit is fly as fuck http://t.co/vJD1zYJMt1 Saturday, May 23, 2015 4:37:34 PMTwitter for Android
Who the fuck has their wedding reception at a lower Manhattan beer garden on a Friday night? Christ Friday, May 15, 2015 9:27:11 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck you google. Pay me for answering your creepy advertising shits http://t.co/ohzcTtmjjr Wednesday, May 13, 2015 11:23:40 PMTwitter for Android
So I haven't been paying attention. Did fin and em fuck yet? Wednesday, May 13, 2015 10:15:43 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck. Wasted Wednesday, May 06, 2015 9:44:30 PMTwitter for Android
I've been drinking since Thursday. Fuck my liver Wednesday, May 06, 2015 9:15:28 PMTwitter for Android
I've had just about enough of New York City. Get me the fuck out of this cesspool. Tuesday, May 05, 2015 11:45:30 PMTwitter for Android
@TWC_Help you would fuck up the fight you fuckup waste of life company
In reply to @TWC_Help's tweet
Saturday, May 02, 2015 11:13:38 PMTwitter for Android
Inferior service cunts. The fuck do I pay you for? Keep raising the fare cunts @MTA Saturday, April 25, 2015 10:35:56 PMTwitter for Android
@MTA where the fuck is the train? You guys suck. Blow me. Saturday, April 25, 2015 10:34:23 PMTwitter for Android
0-4 CC get the fuck out Saturday, April 25, 2015 5:08:53 PMTwitter for Android
@BarstoolJJ Not supposed to eat meat tonight, but its ok to get shitfaced as fuck. #SeemsLegit
In reply to @BarstoolJJ's tweet
Friday, April 03, 2015 9:19:52 PMTwitter for Android
Barcade is hot as fuck Friday, April 03, 2015 9:18:33 PMTwitter for Android
R train is slow as fuck right now Tuesday, March 31, 2015 7:10:27 PMTwitter for Android
Everything about today is annoying the fuck out of me Thursday, March 26, 2015 2:11:32 PMTwitter for Android
Asks me if I know what I'm talking about. Go fuck your mother. Last time I try to help. Tuesday, March 17, 2015 4:48:12 PMTwitter Web Client
Sandwich I just ate was rustic as fuck Monday, March 16, 2015 7:30:26 PMTwitter for Android
Why the fuck would EMC vCenter's "new" web portal use Adobe Flash? Shit's been dead for years. Bring back the standalone or use HTML5. Friday, March 13, 2015 5:17:37 PMTwitter Web Client
"I been out the game too long. If a girl's touching me we gon' fuck" - Edgar Friday, March 13, 2015 3:15:34 PMTwitter for Android
Rewrite Minecraft in golang because fuck java Thursday, March 05, 2015 5:38:14 PMTwitter Web Client
IT guy just told me to go fuck myself when I called out that we spent 40k on a video conferencing solution they used 5 times in 2 years. Friday, February 27, 2015 3:56:47 PMTwitter Web Client
Net Neutrality is good, but I feel like the government is going to fuck it up because that's what they do. Friday, February 27, 2015 9:35:09 AMTwitter Web Client
"That's why I'm not a public relations person. Everyone can go fuck themselves." -Derick Thursday, February 26, 2015 7:01:48 PMTwitter for Android
Yeah. Shut the fuck up. It's 10° blow me Monday, February 23, 2015 10:31:40 PMTwitter for Android
Security guy doesn't even know what the fuck he's scanning. Made us disable port 80 externally and is wondering why nessus can't hit it. DER Monday, February 23, 2015 6:21:58 PMTwitter Web Client
@TWC_Help @TWC_NYNJ fuck yourselves
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, February 20, 2015 1:12:10 AMTwitter for Android
I can't believe how cocksucking unreliable Time Warner @TWC is you fuck ups. How does an ISP have an outage daily Friday, February 20, 2015 1:06:25 AMTwitter for Android
@kerbear88 they got venture capital and went evil and now fuck em.
In reply to @kerbear88's tweet
Friday, February 20, 2015 12:12:27 AMTwitter for Android
This is America. Not a third world country. The fuckin internet shouldn't go out every fucking day @TWC_NYNJ @TWC_Help fuck you I want fios Saturday, February 14, 2015 3:05:39 AMTwitter for Android
I had just about enough of @TWC_NYNJ's shit. Constant outages. What the fuck Saturday, February 14, 2015 3:01:25 AMTwitter for Android
My fucking time warner is out again. Cuntish piece of shit internet service unreliable as fuck @TWC_NYNJ die Saturday, February 14, 2015 2:39:38 AMTwitter for Android
@TWC_NYNJ the fuck do I pay you for
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, February 14, 2015 2:38:32 AMTwitter for Android
@TWC_NYNJ fuck you and your 300 mbps internet because it never even connects so what's the point
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, February 14, 2015 2:37:00 AMTwitter for Android
Protip: If you're in the hood in Queens and are white as fuck and don't want trouble, say "wha'sh p'appin" they will respect you. For real. Friday, February 13, 2015 11:56:17 PMTwitter for Android
Belligerently drunk Mexican sitting across from me. Everyone's afraid but I'll beat the fuck out of him if he tries anything bc I'm so mad Wednesday, February 11, 2015 6:44:53 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Get the Fuck off My Team: A-Rod Edition http://t.co/ltCcnfN8Ba Wednesday, February 11, 2015 3:41:17 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Time Warner and their daily outages can severely suck it right now. You suck at life and I'll fuck your mother if I ever meet her. Friday, February 06, 2015 12:06:35 AMTwitter for Android
Every time there's a gentle breeze the fuckin internet goes out. The fuck do you assholes do, tape the wires up? @TWC_NYNJ Tuesday, February 03, 2015 12:13:19 AMTwitter for Android
What in the actual fuck did Google Chrome do to the bookmarks manager in Chrome 40? Holy shit it's fugly. Wednesday, January 28, 2015 11:52:31 AMTwitter Web Client
Let me be perfectly clear, news... I don't give a single fuck about Michelle Obama's SOTU outfit. This is why we're a second world country Wednesday, January 21, 2015 8:13:49 AMTwitter for Android