1388 results for fuck — page 3 of 14, showing 201–300
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@lizforus Man, fuck the police. This is so unnecessary and environmentally unfriendly
In reply to @lizforus's tweet
Sunday, April 18, 2021 3:55:48 PMTwitter for Android
@newrelic Is it normal for a User API key to still work after deleting it? I compromised one of my user keys by committing it in plaintext, deleted it from the portal, created a new one and 15 mins later, the deleted key still authenticates API requests

The fuck 		Friday, April 16, 2021 11:31:39 PMTwitter Web App
Special place in hell for someone who actually thinks putting a knee on someone's neck for minutes while they scream that they can't breathe is "objective reasonableness" For fuck's sake. https://t.co/26sOZzJyG5 Wednesday, April 14, 2021 12:01:55 AMTwitter Web App
The @YESNetwork Android app is a pile of shit. How in the actual fuck can you release this garbage? Doesn't anyone test it?

Are all @bitmovin video streaming solutions buggy AF on Chromecast, or are these just amateur outsourced devs? 		Wednesday, April 07, 2021 1:49:58 AMTwitter for Android
Button your jersey, you disheveled fuck with a 9.00 ERA. Causes all kinds of drama in the offseason and then starts off like an asshole. Steinbrenner's gotta be spinning in his grave. Cuncel Germán https://t.co/iQH2GAiBhF Sunday, April 04, 2021 11:57:46 PMTwitter for Android
Nothing is ever what it seems. Even if people seem like they have their shit together, they probably don't. It's amazing how easy it is to keep outward appearances when shit is falling the fuck apart Sunday, April 04, 2021 10:59:48 PMTwitter Web App
Fuck Georgia and fuck @BrianKempGA https://t.co/sNeoLXeJoF Sunday, April 04, 2021 8:29:00 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck a war https://t.co/4OW3KsWsNN Monday, March 29, 2021 1:35:43 PMTwitter Web App
Whoever decided that my house needed to have two tanks was a fuckin asshole. Yeah, there's a whirlpool tub, but the fuck do you need a gas and an electric tank for. What a waste of energy. We're three people! Wednesday, March 17, 2021 3:49:04 PMTwitter Web App
Dude we broke our ass for like 8 months on a huge migration that led to family problems, a good engineer quitting, a week of instability, and general misery...
and they give us fuckin DoorDash gift cards. No comp week off, no bonus. Fuckin DoorDash. Get the actual fuck outta here 		Monday, March 08, 2021 11:10:26 PMTwitter Web App
Again, you people are surprised by this? Look at the guy. He's creep central. Sick fuck. Put him foot first through a wood chipper https://t.co/jiVipcp7mr Wednesday, March 03, 2021 1:04:13 PMTwitter Web App
been up since midnight on a work maintenance that went fairly well, except for one minor thing and then we broke the fuck out of everything trying to fix the one minor thing Sunday, February 21, 2021 10:29:15 AMTwitter Web App
Dude who gives an actual fuck about what emojis are cool or not. Christ. Do something useful with your extra time

😂😂

https://t.co/cQcoTD0Cw8 		Monday, February 15, 2021 11:55:08 AMTwitter Web App
How the fuck do you arrest the BOSS, Bruce on a DWI when he only blew a .02? That's like a glass of wine or two. Legal limit's .08. Maybe .04-6 is pushing it.

Arresting officer should get the death penalty. Guy's got a clean record and never caused any trouble. F is this shit 		Thursday, February 11, 2021 10:54:59 AMTwitter Web App
@KylieJaneKremer @AmyKremer @america1stwomen @pastormarkburns @RealMattCouch @mtgreenee @DavidJHarrisJr @KatrinaPierson @leadpastor @pastorlocke Fuck yourself, you insurrectionist piece of shit
In reply to @KylieJaneKremer's tweet
Wednesday, February 10, 2021 3:48:52 PMTwitter Web App
@SenTedCruz They wouldn't have had to spend time cleaning up his bullshit if he wasn't a dangerous, unstable lunatic that must be prevented from holding office ever again.

Fuck you and all of his cult followers
In reply to @SenTedCruz's tweet
Wednesday, February 10, 2021 8:12:08 AMTwitter for Android
I'm sorry, but these are two fuckin assholes for naming their son whatever the fuck that name is. https://t.co/RjySSrT5xD Monday, February 08, 2021 2:55:30 PMTwitter for Android
@RaheemKassam Dude what in the actual fuck are you babbling about
In reply to @RaheemKassam's tweet
Sunday, January 31, 2021 10:59:24 PMTwitter for Android
. @LeaderMcConnell Hey Mitch, you piece of shit. Remember when the Obama administration left a pandemic readiness plan and you denied it. The fuck is this then?

https://t.co/FsAZSRct7C

Now 400k people died you dipshit. 		Thursday, January 28, 2021 3:02:09 PMTwitter Web App
I wish I were in the position to tell my company to go fuck themselves for abuse. I FUCKING hate what I do every day. Nothing would give me more joy to pull a Billy Walsh (Entourage) on every single suit and asshole who is making me miserable

I wish them all the fucking worst 		Wednesday, January 27, 2021 9:14:04 PMTwitter Web App
@HawleyMO We will have unity when your insurrectionist ass is the fuck out of Congress, you piece of shit
In reply to @HawleyMO's tweet
Tuesday, January 26, 2021 9:49:39 PMTwitter for Android
@RandPaul ARE YOU PRO LIFE, OR JUST PRO BIRTH? Your party is silly. Once the baby is born, you guys don't give a fuck about supporting them with social programs.

You ever read @Freakonomics, dunce?
In reply to @RandPaul's tweet
Friday, January 22, 2021 9:05:13 PMTwitter for Android
Engineer that left us because he had enough of our horseshit project, did so much shit half assed and now I have to clean it all up and that motherfucker is sightseeing the world at the moment and can fuck right off Thursday, January 21, 2021 10:48:01 AMTwitter Web App
Fuck restrictions on cruel and unusual punishment. I'm in favor of it. Whoever did this should get ASSHOLE carved into their entire back with a machete https://t.co/0uj37cpnEQ Thursday, January 14, 2021 11:25:15 AMTwitter Web App
@Jim_Jordan You stand by this insurrection-causing, racist, egomaniacal, mental patient Donald Trump? His psychotic behavior? You moron, you. You imbecile. He's got dirt on you or some shit that you're still a cult follower? He's irrelevant now. You prick. Fuck outta my state.
In reply to @Jim_Jordan's tweet
Wednesday, January 13, 2021 11:59:04 PMTwitter Web App
@HawleyMO WHERE ARREEEE YOU JOSHIE??? Not tweeting for a couple of days? You hiding? You insurrection leading pile of shit. Fuck yourself Saturday, January 09, 2021 9:42:30 PMTwitter for Android
@LindseyGrahamSC Dude shut the fuck up. No one likes you, you flip flopping piece of shit.

Trump radicals hate you, Dems hate you. You have absolutely no spine. Go away.
In reply to @LindseyGrahamSC's tweet
Friday, January 08, 2021 10:21:52 PMTwitter for Android
This is excellent but now I can't tell him to fuck off anymore https://t.co/JceG6LLdzE Friday, January 08, 2021 9:09:30 PMTwitter for Android
@HawleyMO @simonschuster Fuck your book, asshole. Put it up your ass, you insurrection causing pile of 💩

You are a terrorist and should get waterboarded
In reply to @HawleyMO's tweet
Friday, January 08, 2021 2:00:08 PMTwitter Web App
Fuck this. Get him out NOW https://t.co/hnmLdeTIrG Wednesday, January 06, 2021 11:36:24 PMTwitter Web App
@SenHawleyPress @HawleyMO FULL OF SHIT. BY UNDERMINING DEMOCRACY, YOU ARE INCITING RIOTORS AND VIOLENCE. SIR, RESIGN!

GO FUCK YOURSELF.
In reply to @SenHawleyPress's tweet
Wednesday, January 06, 2021 10:24:03 PMTwitter Web App
Fuck him. Leave him there. Do not waste medical resources and taxpayer dollars on this terrorist https://t.co/khvqQeFCvj Wednesday, January 06, 2021 6:25:57 PMTwitter Web App
@alexgiess @AjitPaiFCC get the fuck out of this country then
In reply to @alexgiess's tweet
Wednesday, January 06, 2021 3:53:10 PMTwitter Web App
Dude we're living in real life Harry Potter. The Great War is about to start. You've got MAGAts literally pushing their way up the Capitol steps and no one gives a fuck. God Forbid it was the other side, Trump would have had them bombed Wednesday, January 06, 2021 2:18:34 PMTwitter Web App
@realDonaldTrump @sendavidperdue fuck yourself
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Wednesday, January 06, 2021 1:15:54 PMTwitter Web App
Fuck this guy https://t.co/0mEDR3NriU Wednesday, January 06, 2021 1:14:00 PMTwitter Web App
I mean, Pence is another piece of shit, but him telling Adolf Trump to fuck off is pretty dope Wednesday, January 06, 2021 10:54:28 AMTwitter Web App
These hick states should be kicked right the fuck out of the union. These are the states with idiots still contesting the election like fuckin cult sheep followers. Give it up already https://t.co/4wASNVu1bn Saturday, January 02, 2021 2:53:54 PMTwitter for Android
El Gary needs to get his life together. I can't have my starting catcher hitting .1250 with a million passed balls. Do better or get the fuck off the team

https://t.co/Vj8Om6HzCT 		Saturday, January 02, 2021 1:45:14 PMTwitter for Android
@Jim_Jordan Go fuck yourself for trying to overturn this election, you deranged, delusional moron. You're an embarrassment to the state of Ohio. Trump is an unstable lunatic, and you support his Hitler-esque behavior and baseless conspiracies. https://t.co/HUj7B8uRpl Monday, December 28, 2020 9:25:59 AMTwitter for Android
Any fucking state that is suing to try to reverse the election should just secede and get the FUCK out. This cracker lost by 8 million and we all need to give it up at this point Friday, December 11, 2020 10:15:53 AMTwitter Web App
AJIT PAI (@AjitPaiFCC) IS STEPPING DOWN JAN 20th WHEN ASSHOLE @realDonaldTrump LEAVES AND THEY CAN BOTH GO FUCK THEMSELVES AND EAT 12 BAGS OF DICKS. I AM ELATED ATM

https://t.co/4elTAZX9T9 		Monday, November 30, 2020 11:31:45 PMTwitter Web App
I took the day off today. You know why? My company doesn't give the day after Thanksgiving off. Everyone takes it off. It's a joke. No work done. But then all the motherfuckers come back on Monday and guess what? I'm the fuck out!

That's how it's done, son 		Monday, November 30, 2020 11:19:24 PMTwitter Web App
Raise prices, add data caps.... These were all not allowed for a few years but guess what? Those few years are over. Spectrum is going to do this next but they are legally not allowed to yet as a result of the Time Warner acquisition

FUCK @AjitPaiFCC and fuck the @FCC
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, November 25, 2020 10:13:04 PMTwitter for Android
Google is getting out of control and needs to fuck off for a bit because they're becoming greedy bastards. Record profits, and they start charging for every little fart.

Google Photos free hq storage is ending June 2021, GPay and their fees... 		Tuesday, November 24, 2020 11:39:13 PMTwitter for Android
What in the actual fuck happened to this band? Alt rock changed so much, not for the better. Jesus Christ this is 80s electronic level shit. We don't need another fuckin generation like the 80s.

https://t.co/m7UIRG86EK 		Saturday, November 21, 2020 4:40:16 PMTwitter for Android
So who the fuck is paying for all of imbecile @realDonaldTrump's lawsuits because that dude's broke af and he's going to have nothing to show for it. Thursday, November 19, 2020 11:25:31 PMTwitter for Android
Fucking nope. Get woken up by work - code deployment problems and find out there's no equivalent environment to test this shit in because we're in the middle of a botched migration. Fuck everything. https://t.co/0Nk6IZxHAC Tuesday, November 17, 2020 8:29:58 AMTwitter for Android
Bahahhahahhahahah GO FUCK YOURSELVES @RIAA

https://t.co/pyZ83ZAtjp 		Monday, November 16, 2020 8:36:38 PMTwitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump You're a delusional cunt, out of touch with reality. Go the fuck away. Go play golf. Go start a cable network. Just go away. No sane person likes you
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Friday, November 13, 2020 12:00:52 PMTwitter Web App
Dude fuck big pharma. Just do shrooms instead. It's only illegal because they want your profits

https://t.co/WQvqXq72QZ 		Thursday, November 05, 2020 11:55:35 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck PA, NC and GA. We just need WI and MI to hold as flipped and win NV and AZ and we're good.

Although the looney toon will contest everything and whine like a little bitch 		Wednesday, November 04, 2020 5:40:42 PMTwitter Web App
Look at this fat fuck. Literally as corrupt as they come.

FUCK Larry Householder. Fuck @EnergyHarbor and their bailed out fucking coal plants
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, November 03, 2020 11:58:58 PMTwitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump Christ Almighty. This election needs to end already. You're spreading the virus with these rallies you fucking jaggoff. Fuck outta hea
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Sunday, November 01, 2020 2:39:27 PMTwitter for Android
Eh, fuck em

https://t.co/Kuz8NQWs8H 		Wednesday, October 28, 2020 1:44:47 PMTwitter for Android
Get Gary Sanchez the fuck off my team, he STINKS Tuesday, October 06, 2020 9:52:07 PMTwitter for Android
But who the fuck am I to comment as a straight white guy.

#fucktrump2020
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, October 01, 2020 1:32:41 PMTwitter for Android
A white kid could have had an automatic rifle on the wall and it wouldn't have been a problem. Fuck this school district - they have no authority over people's homes.

https://t.co/sF4bTqavVY 		Saturday, September 26, 2020 10:45:02 PMTwitter for Android
The Trump-tainted @USDA and @forestservice think it's ok to allow logging in 25,000 acres of protected Tongass National Forest even though comments received last fall were 96% in favor of keeping the protections.

Fuck you and fuck @realDonaldTrump

https://t.co/dLlgWRlqnL 		Saturday, September 26, 2020 7:58:22 AMTwitter for Android
Today, I splashed the tiniest amount of coffee onto my work laptop's touchpad. Turns out the SSD is right under that, and now it doesn't boot.

Fuck everything 		Monday, September 21, 2020 5:42:59 PMTwitter Web App
fuck spectrum and their 2005-era 10MBPS upload Monday, September 21, 2020 12:17:36 PMTwitter Web App
Jesus Christ on the cross. https://t.co/eNJrd9wDoS

Fuck you @realDonaldTrump @noaa. Stop denying science you goddamn bitch 		Tuesday, September 15, 2020 10:27:32 AMTwitter Web App
Fuck glyphosate and Fuck @Bayer Monsanto. They are poisoning us all

https://t.co/Wbo8VP67RN 		Saturday, September 12, 2020 1:00:09 AMTwitter for Android
fuck the police https://t.co/C4oY1hPCG1 Wednesday, September 09, 2020 6:06:18 PMTwitter Web App
Dude FUCK MSMQ. What a complete pile of shit. And fuck anyone for using this 90s technology in the year of our lord 2020 Tuesday, September 08, 2020 10:09:13 AMTwitter Web App
You know you're a fuck up president when you want to visit a joint and the mayor, governor and attorney general are all like "stay away, you'll piss off more people"

But you know.. It's all the radical left's fault. 		Monday, August 31, 2020 8:08:59 AMTwitter for Android
I need a Marauder's Map of my neighborhood so I can avoid all the Karens on my walks.

Literally two Karens who never shut the fuck up. 		Thursday, August 13, 2020 7:03:57 PMTwitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump Get the fuck out of my state
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Friday, August 07, 2020 12:34:42 AMTwitter Web App
Get the fuck out of here with this horseshit guide to NY pizza. Two boots w/ cornmeal crust? And wtf is that shit from Speedy Romeo? That's absolutely not NY pizza. And no metion of Spumoni Gardens in Brooklyn.

Get lawst https://t.co/cxCZItU3gY 		Sunday, August 02, 2020 8:59:05 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck my entire life.
Fuck all of 2020.

I hate it all. Is there like a do over button somewhere? 		Friday, July 31, 2020 9:48:25 PMTwitter Web App
@realDonaldTrump You know you're going to lose in a landslide and are already trying to brainwash your mindless followers with bullshit excuses why you are going to lose.

Fuck outta here dude, you are the worst president in history. Andrew Jackson was a literal murderer and you're still worse.
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Thursday, July 30, 2020 1:56:11 PMTwitter Web App
Stop breaking my fucking balls, Jesus Christ. Every 5 seconds I have to get up and bring you something like I'm a goddamn servant. Get off your ass and leave me alone. I don't ask for 900 things all day long. FUCK Wednesday, July 29, 2020 11:10:57 PMTwitter for Android
Dewine was handling this tight, but rumor has it he was going to require masks statewide until Pence called him all like "come on man, don't fuck with Drumpf's reelection bid. Can't have a Republican sheep go against fuhrer"

No spine. https://t.co/W8uJ9nWBxh 		Sunday, July 19, 2020 2:14:59 PMTwitter for Android
People in my neighborhood are getting a little too chummy when I'm on walks. The stop and chats are out of control. Stay the fuck back, there's Covid rampant. https://t.co/PSXP7bX3Yi Sunday, July 19, 2020 7:41:15 AMTwitter for Android
My HOA is a piece of shit and just banned social justice yard signs. So I just put it in my window instead. Fuck you guys. It's not my yard Monday, July 13, 2020 6:53:34 PMTwitter for Android
I'll make sure to wait and do my first non-violent crime in my 70s so my old white ass can get away with whatever the fuck I want.

The system is broken. Cancel America. https://t.co/NQJBYtpNVI 		Sunday, July 12, 2020 4:41:42 PMTwitter for Android
See, in Germany, you don't have redneck hicks that fly swastika flags... But in the Confederate states, they still fly that flag. Nation didn't even last 4 years, what the fuck.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, June 27, 2020 5:09:13 PMTwitter for Android
Germany is all like "fuck your shitty assed country, y'all ain't world leaders, you're idiots." And I agree.

https://t.co/QEThiydrcz 		Saturday, June 27, 2020 5:05:27 PMTwitter for Android
GET THE ACTUAL FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH THIS HORSE SHIT BILL. YOU CANNOT ALLOW BACKDOORS INTO ENCRYPTION, PERIOD. IT WILL BE MISUSED. @LindseyGrahamSC @TomCottonAR @MarshaBlackburn

https://t.co/JURjBqnds3. 		Friday, June 26, 2020 3:21:43 PMTwitter Web App
Go fuck yourselves @EPAAWheeler @EPA @EPAresearch!!!

This is great news
https://t.co/uBL3fu5M41 		Thursday, June 04, 2020 7:12:12 AMTwitter for Android
@naval This is the biggest full of shit tweet I've ever seen. Racism is rampant here. African American males are liable to get shot at for doing absolutely nothing wrong

Get the fuck real.
In reply to @naval's tweet
Monday, May 18, 2020 11:10:10 AMTwitter Web App
Dude these murder hornets have faces that look like fuckin Anime characters. Don't tell me someone didn't genetically create this shit to fuck with us all Monday, May 11, 2020 11:42:24 AMTwitter Web App
The fuck names their kid X Æ A-12
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, May 09, 2020 8:11:48 AMTwitter for Android
This construction guy dicking around with some utility thing in the middle of my town's most dangerous intersection didn't give a FUCK when the light turned green. Told cars to drive around him. Balls. https://t.co/L6Wz08BIAw Wednesday, May 06, 2020 10:36:05 PMTwitter for Android
The polar vortex that's dropped over the eastern half of the country can go fuck itself, the stupid bastard. Didn't drop down all winter, so I got no snow, but when I want spring weather, it decided to just hang around. Middle of fucking may and it's going to be below freezing. Wednesday, May 06, 2020 5:33:28 PMTwitter Web App
Add smashed bottom right corner of my phone to the list of 2020 shit. I didn't even drop it. I have no idea how the fuck it happened other than I was putting up shelving and it was in my pocket Monday, April 20, 2020 7:35:16 PMTwitter for Android
I'm trying to mow my lawn and the neighbors are having a convo across the street. Feel like a dick if I start the mower but hurry the fuck up already Saturday, April 18, 2020 3:24:08 PMTwitter for Android
Half fucking dead because it goes from 70 to 25 to 70 to 25. Plus it didnt even snow this winter so the bugs are going to be out the fuck of control

KILL IT ALL WITH FIRE
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, April 16, 2020 4:42:53 PMTwitter Web App
fuck everything Thursday, April 16, 2020 1:23:20 PMTwitter Web App
What the fuck else is it going to be this year Wednesday, April 15, 2020 11:04:27 PMTwitter for Android
They don't know where the fuck to put all the bodies, and you have delusional @realDonaldTrump holding 2 hour sessions sucking his own dick about how good he's handling the crisis while being extremely rude to anyone questioning his bullshit Tuesday, April 14, 2020 7:12:50 AMTwitter for Android
Maybe Jesus should just come back and end the world. Be like fuck what this turned into Sunday, April 12, 2020 11:31:34 AMTwitter for Android
APPLE JUST BOUGHT DARKSKY and told Android users and API users to fuck themselves.

@madebygoogle: This is WAR. You need to step up the weather game on Android 11 		Tuesday, March 31, 2020 9:27:25 PMTwitter Web App
I didn't realize this virus had an assigned race. The fuck's wrong with people Monday, March 16, 2020 11:11:40 PMTwitter Web App
Never cared for DeWine, but he basically told a judge to fuck off and canceled the election anyway. Guy's handling this 'rus like a boss.

State only has a couple confirmed cases and he's like "nah, out testing blows. 100mil have it. Shut all the shit down" 		Monday, March 16, 2020 11:09:35 PMTwitter Web App
"good morning, I cleaned the clutter out of the kitchen nook. It was driving me nuts forever and looked terrible"

"FUCK YOU, YOU NEGATIVE COMPLAING ASSHOLE"

is a great start to my day and how all my days are. 		Saturday, March 14, 2020 8:16:21 AMTwitter for Android
My company is forcing us to download an app to send our location to them at all times because of the Corona virus and THEY CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES

This isn't an ebola outbreak. 		Tuesday, March 10, 2020 3:49:25 PMTwitter Web App
Fuck yourselves, ignorant bastards. You're rejecting science? @EPA

https://t.co/lXxsIPkw4t 		Thursday, March 05, 2020 1:15:16 PMTwitter for Android
Explain to me why the fuck I should pay my taxes when buffoon @realDonaldTrump just pardoned rich motherfuckers for tax evasion, and cannot prove that he himself pays income tax Wednesday, February 19, 2020 6:15:40 AMTwitter for Android
I just lost it on my gas company because their portal looks like it's from the 90s and they don't support auto pay or paperless billing

Literally forgot to pay a bill because WHO THE FUCK DOESN'T SUPPORT DIRECT DEBIT PAYMENTS IN 2020? https://t.co/Ssy1CODjZF 		Monday, February 17, 2020 9:36:21 PMTwitter Web App