1366 results for fuck — page 6 of 14, showing 501–600
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SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. Thursday, January 15, 2015 6:53:34 PMTwitter Web Client
What's the nicest possible way to tell this project manager 1) shut the fuck up 2) I know how to fix this and you don't know shit so STFU. Monday, January 12, 2015 12:25:05 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck this guy. Throw him down a fuckin garbage chute and break his neck http://t.co/xDV3LyXaYt Monday, December 29, 2014 11:31:48 PMTwitter for Android
60 on Christmas Eve and 50s the next day? Fuck this global warming assed shit. Its supposed to snow on Christmas. Horse shit. Sunday, December 21, 2014 10:55:50 PMTwitter for Android
PS - Fuck Sony and their pussy assed ways. And asshole suits who negotiate with terrorists Saturday, December 20, 2014 1:25:48 AMTwitter for Android
Just paid like 7 people. Who the fuck else wants my money? Friday, December 19, 2014 2:14:21 PMTwitter Web Client
DJ Bro: You can't play Pony at the Holiday party without peeps trying to fuck on the dance floor. Facts is facts Tuesday, December 16, 2014 10:33:54 PMTwitter for Android
I know I'm a real fat fuck when I was trying to eat a chicken sandwich and bit my finger instead at full force Sunday, December 14, 2014 3:23:59 PMTwitter for Android
Where the fuck is the r train cunts Thursday, December 11, 2014 7:56:06 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck you cunts @mta Thursday, December 11, 2014 7:53:22 PMTwitter for Android
2) As a result of 1, I need to concentrate to figure out how to fix this so SHUT THE FUCK UP. Also, our system crashed twice today #hatehate Monday, December 08, 2014 7:10:38 PMTwitter Web Client
Ah fuck it. MTA can do this every time, on the grounds that it's free (trying to be positive lol) Monday, December 08, 2014 8:36:40 AMTwitter for Android
Trying to think of ways I can fuck over the MTA for inconveniencing me Monday, December 08, 2014 8:25:27 AMTwitter for Android
What the fuck is this shit. 10 mins late and the run a train 4 cars short. Shit is packed worse than a subway car #mta #metronorth Monday, December 08, 2014 8:13:26 AMTwitter for Android
Metro North assholes: the few times I take the 8:05, its 10 mins late every single time. The fuck Monday, December 08, 2014 8:06:47 AMTwitter for Android
Fuck off, I was in court all day Monday, December 01, 2014 9:43:05 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck I'm supposed to get up at 7 for work tomorrow, right? #balls Friday, November 21, 2014 12:50:50 AMTwitter for Android
This city pisses me the fuck off Sunday, November 09, 2014 7:30:59 PMTwitter for Android
Who the fuck does this guy think he is interrupting me telling my boss about important release procedures about his bougie Williamsburg bar Thursday, November 06, 2014 6:38:55 PMTwitter Web Client
No idea why my jaw is killing me. I didn't chew anything crazy to exert it. The fuck did I get - tetanus? Thursday, October 23, 2014 1:20:41 AMTwitter Web Client
Additionally, I might actually get hammered by accident before my server maintenance. Fuck it. Last time I drunk rolled out it was perfect Sunday, October 05, 2014 3:32:41 PMTwitter for Android
I don't understand why anyone gives a fuck. Considering the universe's vastness and trillion year history/ evolution, nothing really matters Saturday, September 20, 2014 1:21:00 AMTwitter for Android
"Have you ever gone and Facebook and been like 'FUCK, THEIR CPU SEEMS KINDA HIGH?' No, you say 'Facebook is slow today'" -@BadPointer #32pac Friday, September 19, 2014 2:33:34 PMTwitter Web Client
Movie the gf is watching with her momma is depressing the fuck out of me, so if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go look at JLaw's titties Monday, September 01, 2014 1:04:32 AMTwitter for Android
Because of the way our network is segmented, we just quadrupled our firewall traffic by adding a load balancer. For fuck's sake! Thursday, August 28, 2014 12:06:43 PMTwitter for Android
What in the actual fuck did Google do to the fonts in Chrome 37. For fucks sake. Wednesday, August 27, 2014 5:30:30 PMTwitter Web Client
@dannyrob88 What the fuck is #etvbtt and why do you tweet it 95 times a day?
In reply to @'s tweet
Wednesday, August 13, 2014 2:49:24 PMTwitter Web Client
@BarstoolJJ Section 202 started to do the wave and 203 was like nah fuck that noise Friday, August 08, 2014 9:18:54 PMTwitter for Android
Playing fuck the dealer. I'm the dealer. By mathematical logic, I'm gonna get fucked tonight. Thursday, August 07, 2014 10:58:05 PMTwitter for Android
Why the fuck am I on call again. Wasn't I just on call? Monday, August 04, 2014 5:51:10 PMTwitter Web Client
Colin. Shut the fuck up. Wednesday, July 30, 2014 12:56:32 PMTwitter Web Client
The fuck does this guy want at 5:40 on a summer Friday... Can't you see this is dedicated Reddit time? Friday, July 25, 2014 5:38:49 PMTwitter Web Client
Time Warner speeds dropped. They say I have signal loss. The fuck. They rewired my shit 3 months ago. Fuckers Tuesday, July 22, 2014 8:33:29 AMTwitter Web Client
When I pointed the DB connection to nothing, it fixed it. For fuck's sake our app is such a piece of shit. Sunday, July 20, 2014 11:27:47 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm too drunk for fuckin curve balls. the fuck Monday, July 14, 2014 1:18:10 AMTwitter for Android
OK. What kind of African fabric does Old Navy use. My shit doesn't glow in the dark? Fuck off $4 piece of shit shirt http://t.co/QbZcn4lv7r Sunday, July 06, 2014 4:58:57 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck this noise. I had enough of everyone's bullshit so I just did a hostile takeover of some unused office and am now locked in like a boss Monday, June 30, 2014 4:55:53 PMTwitter Web Client
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS MATH? Use number bonds to help you skip-count by seven by making 10 or adding to the ones. e.g., 7 + 7 = 10 + 4 = ? Monday, June 30, 2014 1:26:39 PMTwitter Web Client
Mike Tyson bit off Holyfield's ear 17 years ago today? I am OLD as fuck Saturday, June 28, 2014 11:38:32 AMTwitter for Android
Fuck you in your pink Jeep Saturday, June 28, 2014 1:11:14 AMTwitter for Android
Am I the only person in the world who doesn't give a fuck about the world cup? Monday, June 16, 2014 12:58:52 PMTwitter Web Client
"Dude is that Van Gundy? What the fuck happened to Van Gundy." "Dude. You're just old" Tuesday, June 10, 2014 9:10:51 PMTwitter for Android
Some fucker just put a dump of our entire company website database in the site's web root. For fuck's sake. Wednesday, June 04, 2014 5:30:11 PMTwitter Web Client
How do I filter iOS 8 shit out of my news reader because I don't give a fuck Monday, June 02, 2014 3:20:42 PMTwitter Web Client
So fuck that noise. I'm going on twitter and barstool the rest of the day. Monday, June 02, 2014 3:17:01 PMTwitter Web Client
Asked bossman to update a support ticket with more info I researched. he said no, I should do it. I don't have access to the ticket. FUCK U Monday, June 02, 2014 10:13:50 AMTwitter Web Client
The fuck is it possible to be that bad on the power play? Tuesday, May 27, 2014 9:14:10 PMTwitter for Android
My boy Pat is a degenerate. Regarding the server maintenance, he sent the best email. "they're like fuck that noise" http://t.co/cgBdX3jxvS Tuesday, May 27, 2014 9:54:03 AMTwitter Web Client
Cut me off and shut me up? Fine. I won't talk to you the rest of the day. Fuck off Tuesday, May 20, 2014 3:27:53 PMTwitter Web Client
Closing out old abandoned tickets. Very tempted to close them all with "Don't give a fuck about your bitch ass request, ho" Tuesday, May 20, 2014 12:51:17 PMTwitter Web Client
Colin. Shut the fuck up. Jesus Christ. Hasn't shut his trap all morning since I walked in. I don't even give a fuck about your jibber jabber Tuesday, May 20, 2014 11:27:35 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck. Drunk texted my boss today... Sunday, May 18, 2014 1:44:46 AMTwitter for Android
@dannyrob88 fuck you bro. Lolololo
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Sunday, May 18, 2014 1:24:48 AMTwitter for Android
This old bitch is watching loud videos on her phone. Shut the fuck up Friday, May 16, 2014 6:56:51 PMTwitter for Android
Verizon sucks a dick at 3G - 4G handoffs. The fuck does 3G still even exist anymore. Such nonsense Monday, May 12, 2014 8:46:49 PMTwitter Web Client
Do not fuck with mama geese. Biddies are batshit crazy. Almost attacked me going 20 on my bike. Not hurting your kids bro, chill Monday, May 12, 2014 2:53:16 PMTwitter for Android
Hipsters with iPhones are bullshit because if they didn't conform with society, they'd have a phone no one else the fuck has. So blow me. Sunday, May 04, 2014 11:13:41 PMTwitter for Android
.@MrMet @Wally97 fuck you hos. Mets and sox are my all time hated teams.
In reply to @MrMet's tweet
Sunday, May 04, 2014 4:23:46 PMTwitter for Android
@dannyrob88 Fuck the rays jackass
In reply to @dannyrob88's tweet
Sunday, May 04, 2014 2:29:09 PMTwitter for Android
Get a load a this old fuck at bikini bar. Guys like bald and 65 mackin it on the bikini bartenders Wednesday, April 30, 2014 9:53:21 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck the fuckin Flyers. I hate Philly. And Philly Meg Wednesday, April 30, 2014 8:40:51 PMTwitter for Android
Edgar is fly as fuck right now http://t.co/efFZUWj5v3 Friday, April 25, 2014 8:38:17 PMTwitter for Android
Hobbs is trying to fuck Renninger. Guaranteed. Friday, April 25, 2014 7:53:43 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew Fuck Nickelback
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Wednesday, April 23, 2014 5:05:11 PMTwitter Web Client
How the fuck am I supposed to understand what he's saying all the time. He's like an Asian cave man. Grunting and speaking 2 word sentences. Monday, April 21, 2014 5:32:39 PMTwitter for Android
I don't think you actually understand what its like to work with this dude Tun Tun. Guys nice but FUCK. Would rather work in a morgue. Monday, April 21, 2014 5:31:04 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck. My bar tab was like two bills Sunday, April 13, 2014 7:43:17 AMTwitter for Android
Phone keeps fuckin rebooting. Fuck off Saturday, April 05, 2014 3:11:43 PMTwitter for Android
Fuckin hate Texiera. Never did anything useful for Yanks. Always hurts his pussy and gets paid for being on the DL. Get the fuck off my team Saturday, April 05, 2014 3:02:37 PMTwitter for Android
I'm uncoordinated as fuck right now Friday, April 04, 2014 9:35:07 AMTwitter Web Client
@kerbear88 fuck the MTA
In reply to @kerbear88's tweet
Thursday, April 03, 2014 9:44:17 PMTwitter for Android
Just told the VP who hired me to go fuck himself (jokingly) and I told our CEO our UI sucks. #enjoyyy Wednesday, April 02, 2014 8:41:20 PMTwitter for Android
I am walking around the office drinking water out of a a wine glass because fuck it, why not. Tuesday, April 01, 2014 2:58:27 PMTwitter Web Client
.@BobSaget is a real sick fuck. @portfolioso is a real sick fuck Friday, March 28, 2014 10:42:49 PMTwitter for Android
If you don't give a damn man we don't give a fuck Tuesday, March 25, 2014 10:35:58 PMTwitter for Android
"I'm fuckin stellar as fuck" -@BadPointer Friday, March 21, 2014 12:06:30 AMTwitter for Android
RT @chisoxbarstool: @BarstoolJJ Fuck the establishment bro! Thursday, March 20, 2014 5:08:56 PMTwitter for Android
RT @BarstoolJJ: Didn't fill out a single bracket and not a single fuck was given. Thursday, March 20, 2014 2:33:32 PMTwitter for Android
Is bullshit. Why is this fuckin river not green. The fuck mon Saturday, March 15, 2014 4:33:02 PMTwitter for Android
I love Chicago. The natives fuck up vowels so hard it hurts Saturday, March 15, 2014 1:48:12 PMTwitter for Android
FUCK McGivern
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, March 15, 2014 12:14:13 AMTwitter for Android
Fuck'em http://t.co/inLInICh6k Friday, March 14, 2014 11:33:45 PMTwitter for Android
I wanna fuck up a drum set and pretend it's cocksucker McGivern's sac Thursday, March 06, 2014 10:13:33 PMTwitter for Android
This bitch singing at the Oscars is God awful. Breathy as fuck Sunday, March 02, 2014 9:25:55 PMTwitter for Android
I don't want this fucking antivirus on my work computer. 1000 problems since it was installed. Fuck this corporate assed "startup" Thursday, February 20, 2014 4:58:04 PMTwitter for Windows
Some old fuck at the train station said Ringo didn't age well. Guy is delusional and probably 50 going on 80 Monday, February 10, 2014 8:02:49 AMTwitter for Android
Colin. Will you SHUT THE FUCK UP Tuesday, February 04, 2014 10:08:09 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck McGivern!!! Friday, January 31, 2014 10:16:16 PMTwitter for Android
@cuddleclouds fuck off Lennon
In reply to @cuddleclouds's tweet
Friday, January 31, 2014 10:15:22 PMTwitter for Android
@KeriAHarrison @VtotheFlo Fuck a Call Me Maybe singalong to get me through Friday. Free 11% ABV beer gets me through a Friday
In reply to @KeriAHarrison's tweet
Friday, January 31, 2014 4:40:17 PMTwitter Web Client
Colin. SHUT THE FUCK UP Friday, January 31, 2014 4:10:29 PMTwitter for Android
Got invited out for free dranks by a client. They can go fuck themselves. They suck so bad, I don't want their drinks. Tuesday, January 28, 2014 9:38:08 AMTwitter Web Client
Steven Tyler is ugly as fuck Sunday, January 26, 2014 10:57:33 PMTwitter for Android
Hetfield is all gray and clean shaven? The fuck Sunday, January 26, 2014 10:54:12 PMTwitter for Android
Pretty sure a mother I wouldn't like to fuck is diving us Sunday, January 26, 2014 12:20:18 AMTwitter for Android
I'd probably pay $100 for a Johnny-fuck-me-up right now. Would get me wasted @MalJNew Saturday, January 25, 2014 10:54:28 PMTwitter for Android
And FUCK the fucking MTA http://t.co/9mN7A2Iqbb Thursday, January 23, 2014 9:02:29 PMTwitter for Android
Colin. I don't give a fuck about SQL Server 2012, certs and encryption. Shut up Wednesday, January 22, 2014 3:49:29 PMTwitter Web Client
Colin, shut the fuck up Tuesday, January 21, 2014 12:10:36 PMTwitter Web Client
Guy with the harmonica singing piano man is gonna pull in mad pussy even though he's ugly and bald as fuck. Friday, January 17, 2014 11:34:18 PMTwitter for Android