| Tweet | Date | Source |
|---|---|---|
| Who the fuck put sweedish subtitles that I can't remove on my torrented video. What a dick. | Monday, June 07, 2010 2:09:43 AM | twidroyd (original) |
| Fuck this fuckin faulty ass droid gps. Phones getting replaced tomorrow | Tuesday, June 01, 2010 11:47:56 PM | twidroid |
| Page 24 can go fuck itself with he red eye | Friday, May 28, 2010 4:25:52 PM | twidroid |
| bleeding money and what do I do? Buy a new TV. Because 1) I fucking hate CRTs and 2) My stocks crash everyday anyway, so fuck it | Tuesday, May 25, 2010 11:53:20 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| jesus fuckin christ. my house is so god damn gay. last night ever of college and everyones passed the fuck out | Sunday, May 23, 2010 2:10:21 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Trivia night. I have 2 finals tomorrow but fuck it (@ The Field) http://4sq.com/5TmdUw | Wednesday, May 12, 2010 9:29:14 PM | foursquare |
| Someone tell this loud bitch on the other side of this plywood ghetto wall to shut the fuck up when I'm trying to study | Sunday, May 09, 2010 11:40:08 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Happy mothers day all you mothers. In the meantime fuck it all and fuck me... | Sunday, May 09, 2010 2:38:22 AM | twidroid |
| Btw money will nevwr make u happy.I have money to piss away and you don't see me fuckin cheerful. I'm god damn miserable so who gives a fuck | Sunday, May 09, 2010 2:29:34 AM | DELETED |
| Fuck you, stock market you downward spiraling piece of shit. | Thursday, May 06, 2010 1:32:20 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I love how I'm ripping apart nuns in my religion paper. Like seriously, in today's world, what the fuck is the point of a nun? | Wednesday, May 05, 2010 6:00:12 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Waspito Fuck you sayin sizzz without me there | Sunday, May 02, 2010 1:05:15 AM | twidroid |
| I'd be so attracted to this girl. too bad she's been way the fuck around. Ew | Saturday, May 01, 2010 8:23:28 PM | twidroid |
| Unless these little sluts want to visit me in my office, I highly recommend they shut the fuck up outside | Thursday, April 29, 2010 11:44:28 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| fuck yeah social networking + foursquare for making me remember where the fuck i was last night | Saturday, April 24, 2010 10:24:35 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I just realized I might drop a G between now and the end of the school year (probs on partying). Fuck it. Got the rest of my life to work | Friday, April 23, 2010 7:44:06 PM | twidroid |
| Fuckin a I wajt thes fuckers and the, (that makes no sense but fuck it. I don't give a fuck) | Wednesday, April 21, 2010 2:30:50 AM | twidroid |
| What the fuck happened last night and where's my shit | Saturday, April 17, 2010 11:40:30 AM | twidroid |
| Fuck you, Apple | Tuesday, April 13, 2010 11:13:23 PM | twidroid |
| In other news, isn't it depressing as fuck when you want something you know you can never have? | Monday, April 12, 2010 3:30:14 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuck Comcast for winning a Supreme Court case that pretty much fucked Net Neutrality. Enjoy your bittorrent filtering, I'll be on Verizon | Tuesday, April 06, 2010 2:02:08 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| On to the next one. Oh and time to go biking. Probably not smart with less blood in me, but fuck it, it's a nice day. | Monday, April 05, 2010 11:35:34 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuckin a, Verizon. Please explain to me why my 25/25 FiOS is running unacceptably at 8 MBPS. Fuck do you think this is cable or some shit? | Monday, April 05, 2010 2:25:50 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @colithika Happy birthday, you old fuck. <3 you son | Saturday, April 03, 2010 1:54:48 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Someone tell this fucking neighbor to let her dog in so it shuts the fuck up. | Thursday, April 01, 2010 6:34:00 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| So close no mater how far...... couldnt be more rrom the heart. And nothing else maters (aka who gives a fuck) | Wednesday, March 31, 2010 2:52:03 AM | DELETED |
| 7 people. Why the fuck does no one ever text me back. | Wednesday, March 31, 2010 2:20:39 AM | twidroid |
| Fuck Apple. It's true that the fucking magic mouse kills your wrist. | Sunday, March 28, 2010 11:39:34 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Cleary, true or false. Ooooo fuck. | Thursday, March 25, 2010 10:38:41 PM | twidroid |
| Its literally 90 degrees in dolan hall what the fuck | Wednesday, March 24, 2010 6:53:21 PM | twidroid |
| What the fuck am I doingggggggg | Tuesday, March 23, 2010 4:00:34 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Ma shut the fuck up, I'm trying to sleep. Way to wake me up, It's like the middle of the night. | Monday, March 22, 2010 4:37:45 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @SonicBlur23 fuck yourself Danny In reply to @SonicBlur23's tweet | Friday, March 19, 2010 4:22:07 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Just got back to school. Instant shitshow... WOW who ever knew there was a Sunday evening post spring break party. Senior yr, fuck it | Sunday, March 14, 2010 6:43:41 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| What the fuck is wrong with my touchscreen? Every time I type a word ending in "ght" it only registers "gt" | Sunday, March 07, 2010 10:59:28 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Colithika It's Saturday, get the fuck out of class In reply to @Colithika's tweet | Saturday, March 06, 2010 2:58:03 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| drinkin wine out of a beer glass. Fuck society and its norms and other made up bullshit | Sunday, February 14, 2010 10:07:55 PM | twidroid |
| What the fuck is with the spotty 3G coverage on this campus? I have a fuckin droid, not a nexus one | Thursday, February 04, 2010 12:33:17 AM | twidroid |
| Fuck this POS internet they give us here. It's BS that I get better 3G speed on cellular than I get on a 100mbps fiber connection | Tuesday, February 02, 2010 12:26:40 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| "I will bring the books we need to class tonight. Please bring cash or a check for $100 addressed to me." FUCK YOURSELF PROFESSOR. | Monday, January 25, 2010 1:50:03 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Heading to the brewery. Fuck ya. | Friday, January 22, 2010 5:03:45 PM | twidroid |
| fuck this i just broke my headphones trying to untangle them. i'm going to bed | Thursday, January 21, 2010 11:26:24 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Just woke up. Confused as fuck and thought it was the next morning. That was scary | Wednesday, January 20, 2010 9:58:08 PM | twidroid |
| Johnny signed with the yankees fuck yeah | Tuesday, January 19, 2010 12:34:50 AM | DELETED |
| Back for 5 minutes and the network is pissing me the fuck off already. Can't register | Monday, January 18, 2010 12:26:15 PM | twidroid |
| @Novellabella Fuck that phone. I had 2 of them and they turned off nonstop In reply to @Novellabella's tweet | Sunday, January 03, 2010 5:38:14 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| my top 5 most used twitter words are shit, fuck, time, fucking and ass. | Thursday, December 31, 2009 3:00:07 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| My windows are drafty as fuck with this wind. Heat's on 67 for the night and it's 62 in my room... Good thing I like the cold | Tuesday, December 29, 2009 5:14:07 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Time to fuck up zombies to celebrate the good semester. Imagine if I actually studied? | Wednesday, December 23, 2009 12:28:07 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| fuck these 8am finals on the last day when most other people i know are done | Saturday, December 19, 2009 12:47:38 AM | txt |
| dear lungs, fuck off and stop keeping me awake all night with this mini cough | Monday, December 14, 2009 3:44:54 AM | txt |
| fuck cocksucking bridgeport | Sunday, December 13, 2009 6:31:27 PM | txt |
| of course when you're late, mother fucking traffic and red lights fuck you over. never fails | Sunday, December 13, 2009 6:29:20 PM | txt |
| Why the fuck does my shitty ass touchpad scroller stop working randomly then start again? And how come I can only retweet some people? | Wednesday, December 09, 2009 8:15:04 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| thanks clouds... fuck my life | Tuesday, November 17, 2009 3:54:25 AM | txt |
| Shut the fuck up in the lower level. that excess noise is so unnecessary | Thursday, November 12, 2009 2:57:19 PM | txt |
| Requesting colder weather. It's November, not May.. the fuck | Monday, November 09, 2009 9:26:51 AM | txt |
| "Fuck you Jon, you're my boy" | Saturday, November 07, 2009 11:47:01 AM | txt |
| Axelrod shut the fuck up i dont have time to talk to you right now | Wednesday, November 04, 2009 12:18:10 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| ok who the fuck stole my yankee hat... Grr | Tuesday, November 03, 2009 12:34:35 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuck. I just got SoCo in my eye | Thursday, October 29, 2009 10:07:59 PM | txt |
| fuck you cliff lee, that's some BULL SHIT | Wednesday, October 28, 2009 11:29:42 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING INCONSIDERATE LEECH. go the fuck away no one invited you here | Monday, October 26, 2009 5:37:51 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| i have "get away from me" written on my face, don't I? fuck all you goddamn cunt asses | Saturday, October 24, 2009 3:48:17 AM | DELETED |
| k smashed. good. fuck it all | Saturday, October 24, 2009 3:42:41 AM | DELETED |
| fuck up the party before it even starts. (seriously. if i fail at this shit i'm a joker) lol | Saturday, October 24, 2009 12:18:43 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| don't touch me James. I dispise walking around the BCC with your hand on my shoulder. It creeps me the fuck out | Thursday, October 22, 2009 3:17:38 PM | txt |
| what the FUCK is with the black cat twice | Wednesday, October 21, 2009 3:54:29 AM | txt |
| yankees lose and our cocksucking internet goes down. i'm going the fuck to bed. who's with me? | Monday, October 19, 2009 9:11:03 PM | txt |
| who the fuck puked by the dsb pond entrance? It reeks. | Tuesday, October 13, 2009 12:27:36 PM | txt |
| shut the fuck up with the sirens. It's 1:25AM and there's no traffic, so therefore no need for sirens | Tuesday, October 13, 2009 1:25:06 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| where the fuck is my phone charger? | Monday, October 12, 2009 4:51:06 PM | txt |
| power hour and alds. fuck yeah | Thursday, October 08, 2009 10:03:31 PM | txt |
| fuck. Here I am singing out loud to myself oblivious my roommate was in here. Oops. | Tuesday, October 06, 2009 12:06:11 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| THIS PLACE SUCKS. I WANT FUCKING OFF CAMPUS NOW. tv outage, internet outage. what the fuck am i paying them for?! i have god damn work t ... | Thursday, October 01, 2009 7:38:10 AM | txt |
| have you ever seen this guy before in your life? FUCK ME. | Friday, September 25, 2009 2:00:28 AM | txt |
| Fuck. the bottle's empty | Wednesday, September 23, 2009 11:05:38 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| fuck you and your timeout call Dallas. It didn't work. Yeah GMEN! | Sunday, September 20, 2009 11:47:37 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| yeah I'm hammered and done with this lab report. I'll yet you all know what I get. If I get an A, my professors is officially a dumb fuck. | Friday, September 18, 2009 2:21:05 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| fuck, I just spilled beer on my lab report. Don't drink and do work, but fuck it. It's senior year | Thursday, September 17, 2009 11:52:52 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @shavingfoams go fuck yourself | Saturday, September 12, 2009 2:47:51 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| cool.dudes. im just giving the fuck up right now. fuck all this | Saturday, September 12, 2009 2:26:11 AM | txt |
| Jesus fucking christ. no one wants to be on my team. fuck all you hos. | Saturday, September 12, 2009 2:24:03 AM | txt |
| 0-3 on the table at the swamp. fuck. | Thursday, September 10, 2009 11:08:23 PM | txt |
| My liver just told me to fuck off. I missed the memo. | Monday, September 07, 2009 9:34:51 AM | txt |
| I just got bitched the fuck out. Ow. | Thursday, September 03, 2009 7:34:56 PM | txt |
| FUCK this house for having one bathroom. | Tuesday, September 01, 2009 3:35:25 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuck this network registration shit | Friday, August 28, 2009 2:55:12 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| What the fuck is this bitch yapping about and why is it relevant to anyone here? | Wednesday, August 26, 2009 3:31:30 PM | txt |
| HA. Jose Molina at 3rd. Girardi was like fuck this shit, I have no bench so lets do whatever | Saturday, August 22, 2009 6:48:40 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| what the FUCK is wrong with AJ Burnett? | Saturday, August 22, 2009 4:52:28 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuck! I just extracted video card drivers to the root network drive and now It's a mess | Thursday, August 20, 2009 3:20:44 PM | txt |
| $20 to anyone who can get my mom to shut the FUCK up | Saturday, August 08, 2009 12:10:08 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Who the fuck changed my mom's phonebook contact to "hot ass." Nice one marc | Monday, August 03, 2009 11:05:05 PM | txt |
| What the FUCK with these yankees | Saturday, August 01, 2009 4:56:24 PM | txt |
| SHUT THE FUCK UP | Wednesday, July 29, 2009 7:03:31 PM | twhirl |
| Will you shut the fuck up? I hate people who can't get off the phone. | Wednesday, July 29, 2009 7:01:57 PM | twhirl |
| Fuck NY for forcing Amazon to charge sales tax on their shit. I don't want to give money for online purchases to this backwards ass state. | Monday, July 27, 2009 5:51:01 PM | twhirl |
| No shame. Fuck it/ I don;t give a god damn shit anymore. | Saturday, July 18, 2009 4:08:09 AM | twhirl |
| The guy is dead and this scalp fire thing happened 25 years ago. WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK. Shut up with this shit already #mj | Thursday, July 16, 2009 7:16:53 PM | twhirl |