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1366 results for fuck — page 13 of 14, showing 1201–1300
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Who the fuck put sweedish subtitles that I can't remove on my torrented video. What a dick. Monday, June 07, 2010 2:09:43 AMtwidroyd (original)
Fuck this fuckin faulty ass droid gps. Phones getting replaced tomorrow Tuesday, June 01, 2010 11:47:56 PMtwidroid
Page 24 can go fuck itself with he red eye Friday, May 28, 2010 4:25:52 PMtwidroid
bleeding money and what do I do? Buy a new TV. Because 1) I fucking hate CRTs and 2) My stocks crash everyday anyway, so fuck it Tuesday, May 25, 2010 11:53:20 PMTwitter Web Client
jesus fuckin christ. my house is so god damn gay. last night ever of college and everyones passed the fuck out Sunday, May 23, 2010 2:10:21 AMTwitter Web Client
Trivia night. I have 2 finals tomorrow but fuck it (@ The Field) http://4sq.com/5TmdUw Wednesday, May 12, 2010 9:29:14 PMfoursquare
Someone tell this loud bitch on the other side of this plywood ghetto wall to shut the fuck up when I'm trying to study Sunday, May 09, 2010 11:40:08 AMTwitter Web Client
Happy mothers day all you mothers. In the meantime fuck it all and fuck me... Sunday, May 09, 2010 2:38:22 AMtwidroid
Btw money will nevwr make u happy.I have money to piss away and you don't see me fuckin cheerful. I'm god damn miserable so who gives a fuck Sunday, May 09, 2010 2:29:34 AMDELETED
Fuck you, stock market you downward spiraling piece of shit. Thursday, May 06, 2010 1:32:20 PMTwitter Web Client
I love how I'm ripping apart nuns in my religion paper. Like seriously, in today's world, what the fuck is the point of a nun? Wednesday, May 05, 2010 6:00:12 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito Fuck you sayin sizzz without me there
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Sunday, May 02, 2010 1:05:15 AMtwidroid
I'd be so attracted to this girl. too bad she's been way the fuck around. Ew Saturday, May 01, 2010 8:23:28 PMtwidroid
Unless these little sluts want to visit me in my office, I highly recommend they shut the fuck up outside Thursday, April 29, 2010 11:44:28 PMTwitter Web Client
fuck yeah social networking + foursquare for making me remember where the fuck i was last night Saturday, April 24, 2010 10:24:35 AMTwitter Web Client
I just realized I might drop a G between now and the end of the school year (probs on partying). Fuck it. Got the rest of my life to work Friday, April 23, 2010 7:44:06 PMtwidroid
Fuckin a I wajt thes fuckers and the, (that makes no sense but fuck it. I don't give a fuck) Wednesday, April 21, 2010 2:30:50 AMtwidroid
What the fuck happened last night and where's my shit Saturday, April 17, 2010 11:40:30 AMtwidroid
Fuck you, Apple Tuesday, April 13, 2010 11:13:23 PMtwidroid
In other news, isn't it depressing as fuck when you want something you know you can never have? Monday, April 12, 2010 3:30:14 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck Comcast for winning a Supreme Court case that pretty much fucked Net Neutrality. Enjoy your bittorrent filtering, I'll be on Verizon Tuesday, April 06, 2010 2:02:08 PMTwitter Web Client
On to the next one. Oh and time to go biking. Probably not smart with less blood in me, but fuck it, it's a nice day. Monday, April 05, 2010 11:35:34 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin a, Verizon. Please explain to me why my 25/25 FiOS is running unacceptably at 8 MBPS. Fuck do you think this is cable or some shit? Monday, April 05, 2010 2:25:50 AMTwitter Web Client
@colithika Happy birthday, you old fuck. <3 you son Saturday, April 03, 2010 1:54:48 AMTwitter Web Client
Someone tell this fucking neighbor to let her dog in so it shuts the fuck up. Thursday, April 01, 2010 6:34:00 PMTwitter Web Client
So close no mater how far...... couldnt be more rrom the heart. And nothing else maters (aka who gives a fuck) Wednesday, March 31, 2010 2:52:03 AMDELETED
7 people. Why the fuck does no one ever text me back. Wednesday, March 31, 2010 2:20:39 AMtwidroid
Fuck Apple. It's true that the fucking magic mouse kills your wrist. Sunday, March 28, 2010 11:39:34 PMTwitter Web Client
Cleary, true or false. Ooooo fuck. Thursday, March 25, 2010 10:38:41 PMtwidroid
Its literally 90 degrees in dolan hall what the fuck Wednesday, March 24, 2010 6:53:21 PMtwidroid
What the fuck am I doingggggggg Tuesday, March 23, 2010 4:00:34 PMTwitter Web Client
Ma shut the fuck up, I'm trying to sleep. Way to wake me up, It's like the middle of the night. Monday, March 22, 2010 4:37:45 PMTwitter Web Client
@SonicBlur23 fuck yourself Danny
In reply to @SonicBlur23's tweet
Friday, March 19, 2010 4:22:07 PMTwitter Web Client
Just got back to school. Instant shitshow... WOW who ever knew there was a Sunday evening post spring break party. Senior yr, fuck it Sunday, March 14, 2010 6:43:41 PMTwitter Web Client
What the fuck is wrong with my touchscreen? Every time I type a word ending in "ght" it only registers "gt" Sunday, March 07, 2010 10:59:28 PMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika It's Saturday, get the fuck out of class
In reply to @Colithika's tweet
Saturday, March 06, 2010 2:58:03 PMTwitter Web Client
drinkin wine out of a beer glass. Fuck society and its norms and other made up bullshit Sunday, February 14, 2010 10:07:55 PMtwidroid
What the fuck is with the spotty 3G coverage on this campus? I have a fuckin droid, not a nexus one Thursday, February 04, 2010 12:33:17 AMtwidroid
Fuck this POS internet they give us here. It's BS that I get better 3G speed on cellular than I get on a 100mbps fiber connection Tuesday, February 02, 2010 12:26:40 AMTwitter Web Client
"I will bring the books we need to class tonight. Please bring cash or a check for $100 addressed to me." FUCK YOURSELF PROFESSOR. Monday, January 25, 2010 1:50:03 PMTwitter Web Client
Heading to the brewery. Fuck ya. Friday, January 22, 2010 5:03:45 PMtwidroid
fuck this i just broke my headphones trying to untangle them. i'm going to bed Thursday, January 21, 2010 11:26:24 PMTwitter Web Client
Just woke up. Confused as fuck and thought it was the next morning. That was scary Wednesday, January 20, 2010 9:58:08 PMtwidroid
Johnny signed with the yankees fuck yeah Tuesday, January 19, 2010 12:34:50 AMDELETED
Back for 5 minutes and the network is pissing me the fuck off already. Can't register Monday, January 18, 2010 12:26:15 PMtwidroid
@Novellabella Fuck that phone. I had 2 of them and they turned off nonstop
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
Sunday, January 03, 2010 5:38:14 PMTwitter Web Client
my top 5 most used twitter words are shit, fuck, time, fucking and ass. Thursday, December 31, 2009 3:00:07 AMTwitter Web Client
My windows are drafty as fuck with this wind. Heat's on 67 for the night and it's 62 in my room... Good thing I like the cold Tuesday, December 29, 2009 5:14:07 AMTwitter Web Client
Time to fuck up zombies to celebrate the good semester. Imagine if I actually studied? Wednesday, December 23, 2009 12:28:07 AMTwitter Web Client
fuck these 8am finals on the last day when most other people i know are done Saturday, December 19, 2009 12:47:38 AMtxt
dear lungs, fuck off and stop keeping me awake all night with this mini cough Monday, December 14, 2009 3:44:54 AMtxt
fuck cocksucking bridgeport Sunday, December 13, 2009 6:31:27 PMtxt
of course when you're late, mother fucking traffic and red lights fuck you over. never fails Sunday, December 13, 2009 6:29:20 PMtxt
Why the fuck does my shitty ass touchpad scroller stop working randomly then start again? And how come I can only retweet some people? Wednesday, December 09, 2009 8:15:04 PMTwitter Web Client
thanks clouds... fuck my life Tuesday, November 17, 2009 3:54:25 AMtxt
Shut the fuck up in the lower level. that excess noise is so unnecessary Thursday, November 12, 2009 2:57:19 PMtxt
Requesting colder weather. It's November, not May.. the fuck Monday, November 09, 2009 9:26:51 AMtxt
"Fuck you Jon, you're my boy" Saturday, November 07, 2009 11:47:01 AMtxt
Axelrod shut the fuck up i dont have time to talk to you right now Wednesday, November 04, 2009 12:18:10 PMTwitter Web Client
ok who the fuck stole my yankee hat... Grr Tuesday, November 03, 2009 12:34:35 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck. I just got SoCo in my eye Thursday, October 29, 2009 10:07:59 PMtxt
fuck you cliff lee, that's some BULL SHIT Wednesday, October 28, 2009 11:29:42 PMTwitter Web Client
GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING INCONSIDERATE LEECH. go the fuck away no one invited you here Monday, October 26, 2009 5:37:51 PMTwitter Web Client
i have "get away from me" written on my face, don't I? fuck all you goddamn cunt asses Saturday, October 24, 2009 3:48:17 AMDELETED
k smashed. good. fuck it all Saturday, October 24, 2009 3:42:41 AMDELETED
fuck up the party before it even starts. (seriously. if i fail at this shit i'm a joker) lol Saturday, October 24, 2009 12:18:43 AMTwitter Web Client
don't touch me James. I dispise walking around the BCC with your hand on my shoulder. It creeps me the fuck out Thursday, October 22, 2009 3:17:38 PMtxt
what the FUCK is with the black cat twice Wednesday, October 21, 2009 3:54:29 AMtxt
yankees lose and our cocksucking internet goes down. i'm going the fuck to bed. who's with me? Monday, October 19, 2009 9:11:03 PMtxt
who the fuck puked by the dsb pond entrance? It reeks. Tuesday, October 13, 2009 12:27:36 PMtxt
shut the fuck up with the sirens. It's 1:25AM and there's no traffic, so therefore no need for sirens Tuesday, October 13, 2009 1:25:06 AMTwitter Web Client
where the fuck is my phone charger? Monday, October 12, 2009 4:51:06 PMtxt
power hour and alds. fuck yeah Thursday, October 08, 2009 10:03:31 PMtxt
fuck. Here I am singing out loud to myself oblivious my roommate was in here. Oops. Tuesday, October 06, 2009 12:06:11 PMTwitter Web Client
THIS PLACE SUCKS. I WANT FUCKING OFF CAMPUS NOW. tv outage, internet outage. what the fuck am i paying them for?! i have god damn work t ... Thursday, October 01, 2009 7:38:10 AMtxt
have you ever seen this guy before in your life? FUCK ME. Friday, September 25, 2009 2:00:28 AMtxt
Fuck. the bottle's empty Wednesday, September 23, 2009 11:05:38 PMTwitter Web Client
fuck you and your timeout call Dallas. It didn't work. Yeah GMEN! Sunday, September 20, 2009 11:47:37 PMTwitter Web Client
yeah I'm hammered and done with this lab report. I'll yet you all know what I get. If I get an A, my professors is officially a dumb fuck. Friday, September 18, 2009 2:21:05 AMTwitter Web Client
fuck, I just spilled beer on my lab report. Don't drink and do work, but fuck it. It's senior year Thursday, September 17, 2009 11:52:52 PMTwitter Web Client
@shavingfoams go fuck yourself Saturday, September 12, 2009 2:47:51 AMTwitter Web Client
cool.dudes. im just giving the fuck up right now. fuck all this Saturday, September 12, 2009 2:26:11 AMtxt
Jesus fucking christ. no one wants to be on my team. fuck all you hos. Saturday, September 12, 2009 2:24:03 AMtxt
0-3 on the table at the swamp. fuck. Thursday, September 10, 2009 11:08:23 PMtxt
My liver just told me to fuck off. I missed the memo. Monday, September 07, 2009 9:34:51 AMtxt
I just got bitched the fuck out. Ow. Thursday, September 03, 2009 7:34:56 PMtxt
FUCK this house for having one bathroom. Tuesday, September 01, 2009 3:35:25 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck this network registration shit Friday, August 28, 2009 2:55:12 PMTwitter Web Client
What the fuck is this bitch yapping about and why is it relevant to anyone here? Wednesday, August 26, 2009 3:31:30 PMtxt
HA. Jose Molina at 3rd. Girardi was like fuck this shit, I have no bench so lets do whatever Saturday, August 22, 2009 6:48:40 PMTwitter Web Client
what the FUCK is wrong with AJ Burnett? Saturday, August 22, 2009 4:52:28 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck! I just extracted video card drivers to the root network drive and now It's a mess Thursday, August 20, 2009 3:20:44 PMtxt
$20 to anyone who can get my mom to shut the FUCK up Saturday, August 08, 2009 12:10:08 AMTwitter Web Client
Who the fuck changed my mom's phonebook contact to "hot ass." Nice one marc Monday, August 03, 2009 11:05:05 PMtxt
What the FUCK with these yankees Saturday, August 01, 2009 4:56:24 PMtxt
SHUT THE FUCK UP Wednesday, July 29, 2009 7:03:31 PMtwhirl
Will you shut the fuck up? I hate people who can't get off the phone. Wednesday, July 29, 2009 7:01:57 PMtwhirl
Fuck NY for forcing Amazon to charge sales tax on their shit. I don't want to give money for online purchases to this backwards ass state. Monday, July 27, 2009 5:51:01 PMtwhirl
No shame. Fuck it/ I don;t give a god damn shit anymore. Saturday, July 18, 2009 4:08:09 AMtwhirl
The guy is dead and this scalp fire thing happened 25 years ago. WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK. Shut up with this shit already #mj Thursday, July 16, 2009 7:16:53 PMtwhirl
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