1388 results for fuck — page 13 of 14, showing 1201–1300
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Shut the fuck up trains. Why do these fucking conductors now blast the shit out of the horns for 5 minutes through the station? Monday, July 26, 2010 5:48:43 PMTwitter Web Client
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'll fuck you with a rake Monday, July 26, 2010 12:44:43 AMTwitter Web Client
Total tech failure. Gps is down, foursquare app isn't working. Fuck it. Friday, July 23, 2010 10:56:14 PMtwidroid
John: "Mother fuck." Me: "Ballsack bitch" Monday, July 19, 2010 3:12:01 PMtwidroid
This guy Jay cracks me the fuck up. He's going around spraying water on people Friday, July 16, 2010 9:45:02 AMtwidroid
New blog post: Fuck Off, WordPress (Rant 2.0) http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/13/fuck-off-wordpress-rant-2-0/ Tuesday, July 13, 2010 1:26:56 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Fuck you heat and Con Ed for the brownout. My multimeter is reading 98 volts in my outlet instead of 115... And my AC doesnt work Thursday, July 08, 2010 4:23:10 PMTwitter Web Client
Can't even take a dump in peace without my mom messing up her computer. Had to VNC it from the shitter TMI? Who cares I'm a real crazy fuck Tuesday, July 06, 2010 11:54:23 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck this little fruitcup Bustin Jieber Sunday, July 04, 2010 9:18:38 PMTwitter Web Client
It's 4AM, who the fuck decided it was a good idea to shoot fireworks and wake me up? Sunday, July 04, 2010 3:57:59 AMTwitter Web Client
My touchpad is bugging the FUCK out Saturday, July 03, 2010 4:48:36 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck. That: http://twitpic.com/21igr9 Thursday, July 01, 2010 11:14:19 AMtwidroid
Fuck bbm. Gchat on android does the same thing. And if you don't have a google account, you're weak Thursday, July 01, 2010 10:26:44 AMtwidroid
Fuck Jose Reyes Saturday, June 19, 2010 1:52:25 PMtwidroid
@Waspito I did. Went to citi with my yankee shit and took in scenes of he new park. Didn't give a fuck abkut los mets.
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Friday, June 18, 2010 6:15:51 PMtwidroid
WHOA who the fuck was that. The ass on that one. No women live around here. Thursday, June 17, 2010 8:52:21 PMTwitter Web Client
Yankees. Pull the bats out of your asses and use them. The fuck mang Thursday, June 17, 2010 8:34:58 PMTwitter Web Client
AJ Burnett get the FUCK OUT you suck Wednesday, June 16, 2010 8:18:48 PMTwitter Web Client
PLEASE explain to me what the fuck a sam adams latiude 48 is. Never heard of it. Saturday, June 12, 2010 11:16:52 PMtwidroyd (original)
Mother fuck this feeble piece of shit laptop with only one gig of ram. My dick has more ram. Wednesday, June 09, 2010 10:26:26 PMtwidroyd (original)
Fuck my life.while pretending to be sober. I walked into 3 bins in my hallway and woke my parents up. f'in shit all over the place.. move it Tuesday, June 08, 2010 1:37:50 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck you phillies. Only bc I know a gross assed mean phillies fan who's nasty Monday, June 07, 2010 9:30:10 PMtwidroyd (original)
Who the fuck put sweedish subtitles that I can't remove on my torrented video. What a dick. Monday, June 07, 2010 2:09:43 AMtwidroyd (original)
Fuck this fuckin faulty ass droid gps. Phones getting replaced tomorrow Tuesday, June 01, 2010 11:47:56 PMtwidroid
Page 24 can go fuck itself with he red eye Friday, May 28, 2010 4:25:52 PMtwidroid
bleeding money and what do I do? Buy a new TV. Because 1) I fucking hate CRTs and 2) My stocks crash everyday anyway, so fuck it Tuesday, May 25, 2010 11:53:20 PMTwitter Web Client
jesus fuckin christ. my house is so god damn gay. last night ever of college and everyones passed the fuck out Sunday, May 23, 2010 2:10:21 AMTwitter Web Client
Trivia night. I have 2 finals tomorrow but fuck it (@ The Field) http://4sq.com/5TmdUw Wednesday, May 12, 2010 9:29:14 PMfoursquare
Someone tell this loud bitch on the other side of this plywood ghetto wall to shut the fuck up when I'm trying to study Sunday, May 09, 2010 11:40:08 AMTwitter Web Client
Happy mothers day all you mothers. In the meantime fuck it all and fuck me... Sunday, May 09, 2010 2:38:22 AMtwidroid
Btw money will nevwr make u happy.I have money to piss away and you don't see me fuckin cheerful. I'm god damn miserable so who gives a fuck Sunday, May 09, 2010 2:29:34 AMDELETED
Fuck you, stock market you downward spiraling piece of shit. Thursday, May 06, 2010 1:32:20 PMTwitter Web Client
I love how I'm ripping apart nuns in my religion paper. Like seriously, in today's world, what the fuck is the point of a nun? Wednesday, May 05, 2010 6:00:12 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito Fuck you sayin sizzz without me there
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Sunday, May 02, 2010 1:05:15 AMtwidroid
I'd be so attracted to this girl. too bad she's been way the fuck around. Ew Saturday, May 01, 2010 8:23:28 PMtwidroid
Unless these little sluts want to visit me in my office, I highly recommend they shut the fuck up outside Thursday, April 29, 2010 11:44:28 PMTwitter Web Client
fuck yeah social networking + foursquare for making me remember where the fuck i was last night Saturday, April 24, 2010 10:24:35 AMTwitter Web Client
I just realized I might drop a G between now and the end of the school year (probs on partying). Fuck it. Got the rest of my life to work Friday, April 23, 2010 7:44:06 PMtwidroid
Fuckin a I wajt thes fuckers and the, (that makes no sense but fuck it. I don't give a fuck) Wednesday, April 21, 2010 2:30:50 AMtwidroid
What the fuck happened last night and where's my shit Saturday, April 17, 2010 11:40:30 AMtwidroid
Fuck you, Apple Tuesday, April 13, 2010 11:13:23 PMtwidroid
In other news, isn't it depressing as fuck when you want something you know you can never have? Monday, April 12, 2010 3:30:14 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck Comcast for winning a Supreme Court case that pretty much fucked Net Neutrality. Enjoy your bittorrent filtering, I'll be on Verizon Tuesday, April 06, 2010 2:02:08 PMTwitter Web Client
On to the next one. Oh and time to go biking. Probably not smart with less blood in me, but fuck it, it's a nice day. Monday, April 05, 2010 11:35:34 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin a, Verizon. Please explain to me why my 25/25 FiOS is running unacceptably at 8 MBPS. Fuck do you think this is cable or some shit? Monday, April 05, 2010 2:25:50 AMTwitter Web Client
@colithika Happy birthday, you old fuck. <3 you son Saturday, April 03, 2010 1:54:48 AMTwitter Web Client
Someone tell this fucking neighbor to let her dog in so it shuts the fuck up. Thursday, April 01, 2010 6:34:00 PMTwitter Web Client
So close no mater how far...... couldnt be more rrom the heart. And nothing else maters (aka who gives a fuck) Wednesday, March 31, 2010 2:52:03 AMDELETED
7 people. Why the fuck does no one ever text me back. Wednesday, March 31, 2010 2:20:39 AMtwidroid
Fuck Apple. It's true that the fucking magic mouse kills your wrist. Sunday, March 28, 2010 11:39:34 PMTwitter Web Client
Cleary, true or false. Ooooo fuck. Thursday, March 25, 2010 10:38:41 PMtwidroid
Its literally 90 degrees in dolan hall what the fuck Wednesday, March 24, 2010 6:53:21 PMtwidroid
What the fuck am I doingggggggg Tuesday, March 23, 2010 4:00:34 PMTwitter Web Client
Ma shut the fuck up, I'm trying to sleep. Way to wake me up, It's like the middle of the night. Monday, March 22, 2010 4:37:45 PMTwitter Web Client
@SonicBlur23 fuck yourself Danny
In reply to @SonicBlur23's tweet
Friday, March 19, 2010 4:22:07 PMTwitter Web Client
Just got back to school. Instant shitshow... WOW who ever knew there was a Sunday evening post spring break party. Senior yr, fuck it Sunday, March 14, 2010 6:43:41 PMTwitter Web Client
What the fuck is wrong with my touchscreen? Every time I type a word ending in "ght" it only registers "gt" Sunday, March 07, 2010 10:59:28 PMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika It's Saturday, get the fuck out of class
In reply to @Colithika's tweet
Saturday, March 06, 2010 2:58:03 PMTwitter Web Client
drinkin wine out of a beer glass. Fuck society and its norms and other made up bullshit Sunday, February 14, 2010 10:07:55 PMtwidroid
What the fuck is with the spotty 3G coverage on this campus? I have a fuckin droid, not a nexus one Thursday, February 04, 2010 12:33:17 AMtwidroid
Fuck this POS internet they give us here. It's BS that I get better 3G speed on cellular than I get on a 100mbps fiber connection Tuesday, February 02, 2010 12:26:40 AMTwitter Web Client
"I will bring the books we need to class tonight. Please bring cash or a check for $100 addressed to me." FUCK YOURSELF PROFESSOR. Monday, January 25, 2010 1:50:03 PMTwitter Web Client
Heading to the brewery. Fuck ya. Friday, January 22, 2010 5:03:45 PMtwidroid
fuck this i just broke my headphones trying to untangle them. i'm going to bed Thursday, January 21, 2010 11:26:24 PMTwitter Web Client
Just woke up. Confused as fuck and thought it was the next morning. That was scary Wednesday, January 20, 2010 9:58:08 PMtwidroid
Johnny signed with the yankees fuck yeah Tuesday, January 19, 2010 12:34:50 AMDELETED
Back for 5 minutes and the network is pissing me the fuck off already. Can't register Monday, January 18, 2010 12:26:15 PMtwidroid
@Novellabella Fuck that phone. I had 2 of them and they turned off nonstop
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
Sunday, January 03, 2010 5:38:14 PMTwitter Web Client
my top 5 most used twitter words are shit, fuck, time, fucking and ass. Thursday, December 31, 2009 3:00:07 AMTwitter Web Client
My windows are drafty as fuck with this wind. Heat's on 67 for the night and it's 62 in my room... Good thing I like the cold Tuesday, December 29, 2009 5:14:07 AMTwitter Web Client
Time to fuck up zombies to celebrate the good semester. Imagine if I actually studied? Wednesday, December 23, 2009 12:28:07 AMTwitter Web Client
fuck these 8am finals on the last day when most other people i know are done Saturday, December 19, 2009 12:47:38 AMtxt
dear lungs, fuck off and stop keeping me awake all night with this mini cough Monday, December 14, 2009 3:44:54 AMtxt
fuck cocksucking bridgeport Sunday, December 13, 2009 6:31:27 PMtxt
of course when you're late, mother fucking traffic and red lights fuck you over. never fails Sunday, December 13, 2009 6:29:20 PMtxt
Why the fuck does my shitty ass touchpad scroller stop working randomly then start again? And how come I can only retweet some people? Wednesday, December 09, 2009 8:15:04 PMTwitter Web Client
thanks clouds... fuck my life Tuesday, November 17, 2009 3:54:25 AMtxt
Shut the fuck up in the lower level. that excess noise is so unnecessary Thursday, November 12, 2009 2:57:19 PMtxt
Requesting colder weather. It's November, not May.. the fuck Monday, November 09, 2009 9:26:51 AMtxt
"Fuck you Jon, you're my boy" Saturday, November 07, 2009 11:47:01 AMtxt
Axelrod shut the fuck up i dont have time to talk to you right now Wednesday, November 04, 2009 12:18:10 PMTwitter Web Client
ok who the fuck stole my yankee hat... Grr Tuesday, November 03, 2009 12:34:35 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck. I just got SoCo in my eye Thursday, October 29, 2009 10:07:59 PMtxt
fuck you cliff lee, that's some BULL SHIT Wednesday, October 28, 2009 11:29:42 PMTwitter Web Client
GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING INCONSIDERATE LEECH. go the fuck away no one invited you here Monday, October 26, 2009 5:37:51 PMTwitter Web Client
i have "get away from me" written on my face, don't I? fuck all you goddamn cunt asses Saturday, October 24, 2009 3:48:17 AMDELETED
k smashed. good. fuck it all Saturday, October 24, 2009 3:42:41 AMDELETED
fuck up the party before it even starts. (seriously. if i fail at this shit i'm a joker) lol Saturday, October 24, 2009 12:18:43 AMTwitter Web Client
don't touch me James. I dispise walking around the BCC with your hand on my shoulder. It creeps me the fuck out Thursday, October 22, 2009 3:17:38 PMtxt
what the FUCK is with the black cat twice Wednesday, October 21, 2009 3:54:29 AMtxt
yankees lose and our cocksucking internet goes down. i'm going the fuck to bed. who's with me? Monday, October 19, 2009 9:11:03 PMtxt
who the fuck puked by the dsb pond entrance? It reeks. Tuesday, October 13, 2009 12:27:36 PMtxt
shut the fuck up with the sirens. It's 1:25AM and there's no traffic, so therefore no need for sirens Tuesday, October 13, 2009 1:25:06 AMTwitter Web Client
where the fuck is my phone charger? Monday, October 12, 2009 4:51:06 PMtxt
power hour and alds. fuck yeah Thursday, October 08, 2009 10:03:31 PMtxt
fuck. Here I am singing out loud to myself oblivious my roommate was in here. Oops. Tuesday, October 06, 2009 12:06:11 PMTwitter Web Client
THIS PLACE SUCKS. I WANT FUCKING OFF CAMPUS NOW. tv outage, internet outage. what the fuck am i paying them for?! i have god damn work t ... Thursday, October 01, 2009 7:38:10 AMtxt
have you ever seen this guy before in your life? FUCK ME. Friday, September 25, 2009 2:00:28 AMtxt
Fuck. the bottle's empty Wednesday, September 23, 2009 11:05:38 PMTwitter Web Client
fuck you and your timeout call Dallas. It didn't work. Yeah GMEN! Sunday, September 20, 2009 11:47:37 PMTwitter Web Client