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109 results for Colithika


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@Colithika Currently at a layover with the Mormons but on the way to Wyoming for a wedding
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Thursday, September 30, 2021 12:55:27 PMTwitter for Android
@Colithika Welcome back to the Twitter par-tayyy. Feel free to follow my lunacy. PS - We're in the same time zone rn bish
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Thursday, September 30, 2021 12:47:03 PMTwitter for Android
@Colithika Remember, when you're feeling down, tell them all to eat a dick. It always works. https://t.co/EgZgz1cbQl
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Thursday, September 30, 2021 12:45:44 PMTwitter for Android
@Colithika hope it snows when I'm there. If not whatever
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Saturday, December 21, 2013 1:36:20 PMTwitter for Android
You go to clown school? You go to CLOWN SCHOOL??? I call your mutha!!! @Colithika Thursday, September 05, 2013 12:22:56 AMTwitter for Android
Yo Twitter: @Colithika is my MANG Monday, September 02, 2013 9:42:32 PMTwitter for Android
@Colithika niga I suck yo dick
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Friday, June 28, 2013 12:02:21 AMTwitter for Android
1) Not sure how I was with it enough to make it all the way "upstate" last night 2) I sexted @Colithika the craziest shit Sunday, March 31, 2013 8:31:36 AMTwitter for Android
Pass the Wii @Colithika @Waspito @SonicBlur23 Sunday, February 10, 2013 4:05:09 PMTwitter for Android
@Colithika uh huh. Shut up. (Remember how I always thought it was so what? Lolz)
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Saturday, January 19, 2013 10:31:46 AMTwitter for Android
Based on @Colithika and @waspito's tweets last night, they had an awesome time in L.A (in the a) Sunday, January 13, 2013 10:41:37 AMTwitter for Android
Just sexted @colithika: "Throw mother fuckin back. Pussy hot sluts bang bang skeet skeet" Saturday, December 29, 2012 1:37:21 AMTwitter for Android
I want babies with @Colithika and we should name our son Alejandro Saturday, December 01, 2012 11:38:31 AMTwitter for Android
@portfolioso @Colithika @Waspito I'd bang you both, but I'm just not into the dick. But you're still my dudes
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Friday, November 30, 2012 11:19:09 PMTwitter for Android
@Colithika @Waspito cum to us in January, sexual.
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Friday, November 30, 2012 11:18:07 PMTwitter for Android
RT @Colithika: The lion king is amazing!!! Friday, November 16, 2012 4:10:30 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @Colithika: i am a sexy fucker Monday, October 15, 2012 7:51:49 AMTwitter for Android
I frequently share stories about BMs with @colithika. #snapple Tuesday, October 02, 2012 9:57:40 PMTwitter for Android
@Colithika just drop the whacker and then there'd be no more hating
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Tuesday, September 18, 2012 2:39:18 PMTwitter Web Client
How I explained what struttin that ass means to my dude @Colithika: http://t.co/FUfWIsS Friday, September 14, 2012 12:32:49 AMTwitter Web Client
@colithika is my dude Thursday, August 23, 2012 3:52:49 PMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika this sir is karma for making fun of my ways
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Monday, August 20, 2012 11:32:58 PMTwitter for Android
@Colithika Hey. you're crazy bitch but ya fuck so good i'm on top of it
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Monday, August 20, 2012 3:53:03 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @Colithika: i am a delicious man ;D Monday, August 20, 2012 7:38:53 AMTwitter for Android
@Colithika YES.
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Friday, August 10, 2012 12:01:20 AMTwitter for Android
I just reread all of my sexts with @Colithika for the past two weels and the convo is just the craziest. Made me so happy. Friday, August 03, 2012 12:06:56 AMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika And let me get some
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Thursday, August 02, 2012 8:35:31 AMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika Bro what the fuck are you smoking
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Thursday, August 02, 2012 8:35:15 AMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika u can't have her nigs
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Saturday, July 28, 2012 6:57:07 PMTwitter for Android
@Colithika daniel. I. Borderline hammered and my bartender is coo.but.like. I'm banging someone else so wtf tellbhe r to gtfo
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Saturday, July 28, 2012 6:51:13 PMTwitter for Android
@Colithika Dude, y u struggle so much. I remember catching mewtwo in March 1999. Had 1/4 HP and was frozen. Then I used 2 Ultra Balls
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Wednesday, July 18, 2012 2:22:46 AMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika touche. I wonder this myself
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Saturday, July 07, 2012 3:11:47 AMTwitter for Android
RT @Colithika: who is dtf? Monday, June 18, 2012 1:53:41 AMTwitter for Android
@Colithika hey sexy. Talk dirty to me
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Monday, June 18, 2012 1:41:59 AMTwitter for Android
RT @Colithika: life sucks when you get older Thursday, May 31, 2012 5:24:09 PMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika Pick me! Pick me!
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Wednesday, May 30, 2012 2:00:19 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @Colithika: pirates of dark water is amazing Sunday, April 22, 2012 6:01:36 PMTwitter for Android
@Colithika how about ya stop spamming my twitter feed with Tumblr photos? Saturday, April 21, 2012 2:47:40 PMTwitter for Android
Fucking fail. I tried to send @Colithika a heart, but I sent greater than 3 instead Monday, February 27, 2012 2:10:59 AMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika You should use it jokerface
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Monday, February 27, 2012 12:43:23 AMTwitter Web Client
Yous want an apple pie? "@Colithika: Delicious apple pies - Vodka, apple juice, cinnamon Amazing http://t.co/aghpCFd" Saturday, February 18, 2012 10:34:38 AMTwitter for Android
@Colithika 's parents are fuckin Gs. My future wife's parents need to be that cool. Or maybe I'll just marry Dan. We got the bromance going. Monday, January 02, 2012 11:55:38 PMTwitter for Android
I'm at Trail Of Time w/ @colithika @waspito http://4sq.com/vFE8Ng Monday, January 02, 2012 5:30:29 PMfoursquare
I'm at Denny's w/ @colithika http://4sq.com/ukOAWJ Monday, January 02, 2012 12:35:25 PMfoursquare
I'm at Shake Rattle & Bowl w/ @colithika @waspito http://4sq.com/vK30UY Saturday, December 31, 2011 6:07:28 PMfoursquare
Checking out the local brews (@ Oak Creek Brewery And Grill w/ @colithika @waspito) http://4sq.com/uBRMGo Friday, December 30, 2011 5:25:22 PMfoursquare
@Colithika I'm jelly
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Friday, November 18, 2011 11:39:49 AMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika Sluttttface. You don't get an extra hour because AZ is like F that side. Sunday, November 06, 2011 1:47:11 AMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika why pay $20 when you can just git whatever you want fo free.
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Saturday, November 05, 2011 12:11:31 AMTwitter for Android
@Waspito @Colithika No one's getting ice cream sandwich just yet. It's debuting on the Galaxy Nexus.
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Tuesday, November 01, 2011 4:57:39 PMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika Nancy ...
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Tuesday, September 20, 2011 8:00:30 PMTwitter for Android
@colithika: "I just realized... you two are fat fuckin italians in wife beaters" (aka me and @sonicblur23) Saturday, August 27, 2011 1:29:38 AMTwitter for Android
I'm at O'Connor's Public House w/ @colithika http://4sq.com/qBz0Ar Thursday, August 25, 2011 11:32:40 PMfoursquare
I'm at Buffalo Wild Wings w/ @colithika http://4sq.com/r2FhHZ Thursday, August 25, 2011 9:03:35 PMfoursquare
I'm at O'Connor's Public House w/ @colithika http://4sq.com/rtUG7d Thursday, August 25, 2011 12:47:56 AMfoursquare
@Colithika while your ps3 is broken, play killing floor with all of us
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Saturday, August 06, 2011 3:08:28 PMTwitter for Android
@Waspito @Colithika I did put that rich bastard Zuckerberg in my circle but obviously he won't follow me back (its sort of like Twitter)
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Sunday, July 03, 2011 11:31:09 PMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika I just tried to get @Waspito on there right now. We thought he was invited, but it was just a google cocktease. such bs.
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Sunday, July 03, 2011 11:25:03 PMTwitter Web Client
Words with friends has a horseshit dictionary. Just got 24 pts vs @colithika for the word poon. Enjoyyy Sunday, July 03, 2011 7:41:26 PMTwitter for Android
@Colithika BC you need to come back to NY, joker. It was 57 last night and right now it's 65 with no humidity
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Friday, June 03, 2011 11:27:05 AMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika Fuuuuck. I thought I beat you on the 232nd floor but you hit 532. Never EVER try to be The Daniel at video games. lol.
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Tuesday, May 17, 2011 9:56:35 PMTwitter Web Client
I got hammered to celebrate @colithika 's bday and he's 2k miles away. luv u nigs. no homo Sunday, April 03, 2011 2:44:11 AMDELETED
@Colithika Yeah slash was the shit.
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Sunday, February 06, 2011 8:23:56 PMTwitter for Android
RT @Colithika: i want to get drunk xP Wednesday, January 26, 2011 10:25:51 PMTwitter for Android
@Colithika mayor of what, you foursquare slut?
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Monday, January 10, 2011 1:16:08 PMTwitter for Android
@Colithika You check into the stupidest fucking places on Foursquare... =)
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Sunday, December 26, 2010 5:48:08 PMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika Lolz, I just forgot it
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Sunday, October 24, 2010 1:14:48 PMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika you are at harry potter world you fucking ass? Bring me there now!
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Friday, July 23, 2010 7:18:48 PMtwidroid
@Colithika Who the hell drinks on a Thursday night? It's a work night. Oh wait, I used to when I was an alcoholic in college...
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Friday, July 23, 2010 2:10:49 AMTwitter Web Client
How many of you herbs are around tonight for my birthday? Apparently not @colithika and @waspito because they run away far Tuesday, June 01, 2010 6:22:12 PMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika no. I'm shitfaced. Drink more
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Saturday, May 15, 2010 2:57:47 PMtwidroid
@Colithika good. Apple is gay
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Saturday, May 01, 2010 8:24:51 PMtwidroid
@Colithika bitchhhhh
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Sunday, April 04, 2010 6:35:14 PMtwidroid
BORED BORED BORED. @colithika. MOVEEEEEEE Saturday, April 03, 2010 10:46:26 PMTwitter Web Client
@colithika Happy birthday, you old fuck. <3 you son Saturday, April 03, 2010 1:54:48 AMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika It's Saturday, get the fuck out of class
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Saturday, March 06, 2010 2:58:03 PMTwitter Web Client
@colithika drew this on my Droid usin the Ć¼ber steamy window app. He also called no homo. http://twitpic.com/vhuns Sunday, December 27, 2009 4:25:14 PMtwidroid
@Colithika you rebooted the router, right?
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Thursday, December 24, 2009 2:40:10 PMtwidroid
RT @Colithika: The balls on this campus sucks INTERNET Saturday, December 12, 2009 3:02:53 PMTwitter Web Client
@colithika I got your attitude and am now bad at school. But stories are your thing you'll be fine Monday, October 26, 2009 10:36:29 PMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika I'm not complaining because I don't get the updates to my phone anymore since you guys drove me nuts with them. So go for it.
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Tuesday, September 08, 2009 1:25:18 AMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika Moron. You could have bought Killing Floor with the money you lost and still had more left over. And play KF foreverrrrr
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Sunday, August 30, 2009 3:14:51 PMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika @shavingfoams lol at your twitter internet argument. Go for it, since the tweets no longer go to my phone. Monday, July 13, 2009 10:52:26 AMTwitter Web Client
@ShavingFoams @Colithika Internet Argument!
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Monday, June 22, 2009 1:07:14 AMTwitter Web Client
@waspito @novellabella @colithika All your tweets no longer go to my phone. Driving me crazy. Thursday, June 11, 2009 12:20:10 AMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika The point of twitter is for stupid ass updates and complaints no one cares about. stop sending it to your phone if you dont' care
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Thursday, May 28, 2009 6:18:56 PMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika yar. starting tomorrow night
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Monday, May 18, 2009 1:31:54 PMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika dane cook sucks ass. hes not even funny nigga. drink instead
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Monday, May 04, 2009 12:06:04 AMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika Twitter. Improving Dan's life, one scheduling issue at a time
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Saturday, May 02, 2009 12:29:10 PMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika Wrong. Mothers day is next week
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Saturday, May 02, 2009 12:13:26 PMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika we don't need no water let the motherfucker burn
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Wednesday, April 08, 2009 1:13:56 AMTwitter Web Client
Happy birthday @colithika (not that I wasn't on the phone with y'all from home) Friday, April 03, 2009 1:02:19 AMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika Sexy airbag
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Wednesday, April 01, 2009 11:50:27 PMTwitter Web Client
yes, @colithika and @waspito, we are in the middle of a big ass thunderstorm. It missed you guys? Sunday, March 29, 2009 9:32:00 PMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika When are you out of work tigga? I'm going in the AM but I'll go again latuh yay
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Friday, March 06, 2009 4:00:32 PMTwitter Web Client
Holy crap, me and @Colithika have almost the same external IP addresses: XX.XXX.XXX.74 and .75 (where all the Xs are the same) Tuesday, March 03, 2009 1:04:33 AMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika Guy seriously. I feel like a fat unhealthy ass bc I ate 2 Christmas tree cookies, + a burget & fries for dinner. Have a salad.
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Monday, December 15, 2008 2:41:39 AMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika Pics or it didn't happen
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Tuesday, September 23, 2008 6:07:55 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito @Colithika metallica is never in the US and they have epic concerts, so we NEEED to get on that. I can't let that pass
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Thursday, August 21, 2008 4:41:38 PMtwhirl
@Colithika Seriously, it's people's faults. People will blindly repost threads when asked, rather than checking for validity.
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Wednesday, August 20, 2008 1:33:48 PMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika Guy, you work too much
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Wednesday, August 06, 2008 2:09:40 PMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika Yo I just found a note written to you in code in 10th grade. I'm deciphering it now. It's lulz. I'll scan it when I get a chance.
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Sunday, August 03, 2008 1:53:50 PMtwhirl
@Colithika why do you waste a twitter reply if you have no idea who rasner even is
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Sunday, August 03, 2008 1:45:17 PMtwhirl
@Colithika fuck optimus prime. I'm so pissed i'll beat the fuck out of him Tuesday, July 29, 2008 10:40:06 PMtwhirl
@Colithika Guy, start posting normal Twitter updates
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Monday, July 28, 2008 1:01:58 AMtwhirl
@Colithika How I never respond to you on twitter. I just did twice
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Monday, July 21, 2008 1:50:10 AMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika WTF u talkin about kneegrow
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Monday, July 21, 2008 1:32:41 AMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika Fuckin A. I'm workin @ greenvale tomorrow n woulda stopped by during my lunch.
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Tuesday, July 08, 2008 11:22:19 PMtwhirl
@Colithika Test reply. Twitter is messing up
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Saturday, July 05, 2008 3:52:57 PMTwitter Web Client

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