1807 results for AP — page 5 of 19, showing 401–500
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It's about fucking time Google is finally handling Apple's iMessage bullshit

https://t.co/DXJeIpaLDO 		Friday, November 19, 2021 10:30:48 AMTwitter for Android
Mark my words. The transition to green energy is gonna suck. I am all for it, but:

1) The archaic grid will collapse when everything is electrified
2) Prices will be so high, it'll cause a depression
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, November 10, 2021 12:21:11 AMTwitter for Android
Who is responsible for this nonsense? @WyzeCam or @madebygoogle?

Why can you stream WyzeCam to Chromecast or Google Assistant devices with screens, but not the Google Home app? What kind of half assed shit is this? Someone is being lazy AF to integrate this properly. 		Monday, November 08, 2021 11:07:17 PMTwitter for Android
Fuckin TikTok, man...

Am I too old for this shit?
Does the app just suck on Android?
Is my screen too small?
Why is it so difficult? https://t.co/jzV3BWyFRt 		Tuesday, October 19, 2021 12:20:11 AMTwitter for Android
I love that I was out last week, and it took me a few days to notice that 1) no one knows wtf they're doing in git and 2) they fucked up so much shit I never would have let happen if I were actually there because I had an unmerged PR

Fuckssake 		Monday, October 11, 2021 2:46:28 PMTwitter Web App
Good. Someone finally had the balls to tell Apple and their proprietary bullshit lightning charger, to go fuck themselves.

https://t.co/Qhm6Ncs8Ec 		Thursday, September 23, 2021 11:44:49 PMTwitter for Android
This is nothing new. Shit like this isn't news. It happenes all the time on the subways. People are savages. I'd rather wait and be late than to jam myself into a train ass to dick, and that was pre-covid

https://t.co/hITvAt154z 		Tuesday, September 21, 2021 10:59:23 AMTwitter for Android
RT @MichaelRapaport: In Texas it’s My Body My Choice regarding Vaccinations but that doesn’t apply for Women having abortions.

Rape so wha… 		Tuesday, September 07, 2021 12:03:51 AMTwitter for Android
You guys. Seriously what happened to that family and their dog that just dropped dead near Yellowstone and no one can figure out why. Now the area is shut down and no one is saying anything. https://t.co/DxOcHpeG0d Friday, September 03, 2021 10:15:44 PMTwitter for Android
Let's get these boosters approved immediately, boys... We've got dumb fuckin Trump lunatics killing everyone with covid, and breakthrough infections are becoming more common: https://t.co/mWJnWG9tmS Friday, August 27, 2021 10:21:44 AMTwitter Web App
If Chapman fucks this up, he's an asshole Friday, August 27, 2021 1:16:28 AMTwitter for Android
@GovRonDeSantis How's it going, asshole? https://t.co/PapIhkE4lT Thursday, August 26, 2021 1:33:06 PMTwitter Web App
Jesus Christ Chapman Tuesday, August 24, 2021 10:47:21 PMTwitter for Android
Fuckin asshole. The world is burning hot and society will collapse in the 2049s and this asshole is raising the prices on his solar shit and paying himself billions to live in a 50k container house

https://t.co/Rpo9dT4Ry7 		Tuesday, August 10, 2021 10:46:40 PMTwitter for Android
By no means should we let China study these ancient viruses. Look what happened the last time they created a lab to study coronaviruses in Wuhan... https://t.co/dMsfy1sga6 Thursday, July 29, 2021 3:21:14 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus Christ almighty. My piece of shit work laptop dropped wifi in the middle of an apt-get upgrade and fucked up my gitlab instnace Monday, July 26, 2021 5:23:43 PMTwitter Web App
We literally had a guy paste a read-write connection string for three of our apps' configuration management services in plaintext in a wiki. Literally anyone with that can read all of our secret configs You IMBECILE
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, July 22, 2021 9:47:46 AMTwitter Web App
We're in the middle of a mass extinction and society as we know it will collapse in the 2040s: https://t.co/A0JEzdbHSh Wednesday, July 21, 2021 11:30:56 AMTwitter Web App
Dude, heath insurance companies are such a crock of shit. I just had a claim denied because out of the blue, they decided I could possibly have other coverage and the fuckers wanted the other company to pay. No, I don't have other coverage. Approve my shit Monday, July 19, 2021 5:53:33 PMTwitter Web App
I sent a poop emoji to New Relic's deployments API and their portal cannot display the record, but their graphs do, and now this is going to be a very awkward support request to get them deleted Thursday, July 08, 2021 10:25:47 AMTwitter Web App
There's actually nothing open. What is this apocalypse? Saturday, July 03, 2021 12:46:05 AMTwitter for Android
BAHAHAH RUDY G disbarred in NYS for being a dumb asshole! I want a full press conference at Four Seasons Total Landscaping! Thursday, June 24, 2021 5:35:27 PMTwitter Web App
I was today years old when I learned there was a Yolo county in California from a Covid-19 infographic Saturday, June 19, 2021 12:06:39 AMTwitter Web App
Hey @GooglePlay: You ruined the Play Store. Too many taps to get my apps updated. See this Reddit for more details https://t.co/PJAuA5v4pg Wednesday, June 16, 2021 1:28:21 AMTwitter for Android
@Sense you guys having a partial outage? Real time usage is the only thing in the app working https://t.co/eSLcz3vpT9 Monday, June 14, 2021 9:26:39 AMTwitter for Android
This is fear mongering BS. Misleading clickbait. Makes it seem like it just happened now, but in reality it was over two years. https://t.co/iJntx2ivzk Saturday, June 12, 2021 2:25:40 AMTwitter for Android
Totally not fake news: According to Fox News, Sweden is experiencing a violent crime surge due to their open immigration policy. Gotta be those rapist Mexicans walking across the border

https://t.co/w1iLCUfWFc 		Friday, June 11, 2021 10:25:13 PMTwitter Web App
New blog post: Happy Pride Month: Now Take This Piece of Shit Billboard Down https://t.co/3jwPWih4fj Tuesday, June 08, 2021 12:00:45 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Fuck kinda bullshit is this?

More Than 2 Billion Tons Of Coal Mining Capacity Is About To Come Online https://t.co/d5C3SvwZV6 		Friday, June 04, 2021 2:01:04 AMTwitter for Android
I mean, I know it's a legacy, rarely used app, but holy Christ on the cross... It cannot possibly work after he migrated this shit to the cloud. And the funny thing is, no one noticed it broke for 6 months. Only because we have to deploy it, and there's no pipeline or dev env🤦‍♂️
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, June 02, 2021 10:07:09 PMTwitter Web App
@RMerlinDev Appreciate your feedback & response. It's also a little newer, cheaper, and looks like ASUS dropped their 386.42840 update before the AX-88U.

As long as it will have strong Merlin support, I'm down!
In reply to @RMerlinDev's tweet
Wednesday, June 02, 2021 11:53:20 AMTwitter Web App
Attention all you Trump IDIOTS who are all like "OMG GAS IS TOO EXPENSIVE IT'S BIDEN'S FAULT..." Learn economics. Also, it was the same price in summer '19 - I've been graphing prices near me for two years https://t.co/J9FohOK12R Thursday, May 27, 2021 3:31:13 PMTwitter Web App
@ky9 Happy birthday and graduation anniversary! Sunday, May 23, 2021 10:38:36 PMTwitter for Android
Prediction: They made their own CPU whose performance will be worse than Snapdragon and Apple chips, and it'll be buggy for a while

https://t.co/rv7rew3cVk 		Thursday, April 29, 2021 4:00:22 AMTwitter for Android
Do better that Apple for once

https://t.co/xBLhf5fkL9 		Wednesday, April 28, 2021 7:26:40 PMTwitter for Android
@ky9 You just can't be a championship team if your starting first baseman is so bad he retires in April.
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Sunday, April 18, 2021 9:33:23 PMTwitter for Android
@newrelic Is it normal for a User API key to still work after deleting it? I compromised one of my user keys by committing it in plaintext, deleted it from the portal, created a new one and 15 mins later, the deleted key still authenticates API requests

The fuck 		Friday, April 16, 2021 11:31:39 PMTwitter Web App
@AskSunTrust @Collegebound973 Hey, it works now! Thank you! I'm no stranger to these types of web outages - happens to us all, so thanks to all who worked to restore this. The engineers don't get enough credit
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, April 15, 2021 10:29:14 PMTwitter Web App
@nytimes Shocker. You get an entire army showing up to stop the
"riots" when they murder a black guy, but a bunch of hick Trump supporters can storm the Capitol and they wave them right in.
In reply to @nytimes's tweet
Wednesday, April 14, 2021 12:06:00 AMTwitter Web App
Hey Japan, make sure this shit is no longer radioactive. Christ almighty https://t.co/E0d2RxTBIa Tuesday, April 13, 2021 9:53:50 AMTwitter Web App
@YESNetwork how's that 2⭐ Android app coming along? Buggy? Want to like, fix it? https://t.co/m885HoGfUM Friday, April 09, 2021 1:14:32 AMTwitter for Android
What the hell did Google do to the @GooglePlay store? Holy shit, what a garbage UX. Copied the inferior Apple App Store but it's even worse.

God damnit Google fucking sucks at everything lately 		Friday, April 09, 2021 12:50:41 AMTwitter for Android
@HowFrankOfYou Hey! Just a bad day, doing better now. Really appreciate you reaching out - super nice of you! Hope all is well and things are getting better with this crazy pandemic
In reply to @HowFrankOfYou's tweet
Thursday, April 08, 2021 1:26:37 PMTwitter Web App
The @YESNetwork Android app is a pile of shit. How in the actual fuck can you release this garbage? Doesn't anyone test it?

Are all @bitmovin video streaming solutions buggy AF on Chromecast, or are these just amateur outsourced devs? 		Wednesday, April 07, 2021 1:49:58 AMTwitter for Android
Is there a way to get a @SharePoint calendar into the native @Windows 10 native calendar app or Web based Outlook?

It's archaic AF and I only see instructions for desktop Outlook. No one under 40 should be using that clunky ass software 		Monday, April 05, 2021 10:37:40 AMTwitter Web App
Happy fucking Easter
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Sunday, April 04, 2021 11:00:10 PMTwitter Web App
Nothing is ever what it seems. Even if people seem like they have their shit together, they probably don't. It's amazing how easy it is to keep outward appearances when shit is falling the fuck apart Sunday, April 04, 2021 10:59:48 PMTwitter Web App
Hey @madebygoogle: I used to be / am trying to be a Pixel fan, but the Pixel 4 is a piece of shit. Explain how it shuts down and overheats casting video on @googlephotos. Work iPhone 8 did this flawlessly. Fucking Apple shit works better doing google apps than your hardware https://t.co/oPpWKQbVQD Sunday, March 28, 2021 3:21:46 PMTwitter for Android
@mijo_77901 @MARYHam77598720 @AP When did you choose to be straight, asshole?
In reply to @mijo_77901's tweet
Monday, March 15, 2021 6:53:36 PMTwitter Web App
@mihomes You guys still use metal corner beads when you hang drywall? Because you did in the mid 2000s and it doesn't hold up in time without cracking and getting loose. Everyone says paper is better. Hopefully today you use paper Sunday, March 14, 2021 9:36:19 PMTwitter for Android
What ever happened to Enya? When was the last time there was an Enya concert? Tuesday, March 02, 2021 9:32:54 PMTwitter for Android
@mtgreenee What ever happened to "don't tread on me," motherfucker. Who gives a shit what gender people identify as. Why are you wasting your time on this shit. Do something else. Christ almighty
In reply to @mtgreenee's tweet
Thursday, February 25, 2021 8:19:39 PMTwitter Web App
@FitbitSupport Hi, I have a Versa 3 and the Google Assistant stops working the second I close the app after setting it up.

I disabled battery optimization for Fitbit, but it never works. Can't find any relevant articles on the support site

Thanks 		Friday, February 12, 2021 9:05:45 AMTwitter for Android
@KylieJaneKremer @AmyKremer @america1stwomen @pastormarkburns @RealMattCouch @mtgreenee @DavidJHarrisJr @KatrinaPierson @leadpastor @pastorlocke Fuck yourself, you insurrectionist piece of shit
In reply to @KylieJaneKremer's tweet
Wednesday, February 10, 2021 3:48:52 PMTwitter Web App
@flyfishingcan @MichaelRapaport It's the NY Post, a garbage tabloid. Nothing they write is credible
In reply to @flyfishingcan's tweet
Sunday, January 31, 2021 9:10:30 AMTwitter for Android
I don't really approve of all this rapidfire executive order shit. It's tyrannical.

However, buffoon Tr*mp set the precedent for it and we have to undo all the idiocy, so it's needed at the moment 		Saturday, January 30, 2021 8:34:49 AMTwitter for Android
@mtgreenee You have to adapt to changing times, you piece of shit.

I'm heartbroken that I can no longer find jobs as a milkman, telegraph line repairman, clock winder, switchboard operator, or street lamp lighter
In reply to @mtgreenee's tweet
Thursday, January 28, 2021 3:09:37 PMTwitter Web App
@youtubemusic is there a reason I cannot shuffle playlists on Apple CarPlay? Specifically my liked playlist Thursday, January 28, 2021 9:30:44 AMTwitter for Android
@mtgreenee This is not a priority you fucking hack. You delusional dummy. You Trump-sucking, insurrection supporting shitturd. You're a national disaster. 400,000+ dead from Covid and you're pushing this for something that maybe happened a handful of times

Get lost
In reply to @mtgreenee's tweet
Saturday, January 23, 2021 3:23:50 PMTwitter for Android
If the laptops had a good security policy and were locked + had their data encrypted at rest, there should be a low probability any of these dimwitted maga morons would be able to access data on them.

https://t.co/eCFSw5t4ee 		Tuesday, January 12, 2021 7:09:45 PMTwitter for Android
@magy2misho @bridges_walls @tedcruz I wasn't talking about you, Maggy. only bridges_walls. Twitter just included all the usernames

I agree with you. Doesn't matter if you're white, purple or green. If you stormed the Capitol, it's a rebellion. I just didn't like the "usually Muslims are terrorists" statement
In reply to @magy2misho's tweet
Monday, January 11, 2021 5:19:37 PMTwitter for Android
@HawleyMO Now that's not right for people (not antifa) to go to your home and bring your family into this because of your STUPIDITY, but it wouldn't happen if you weren't such a crazy bastard. You insurrection leading shitpile. Fuckin white power first pump at the terrorists you IDIOT
In reply to @HawleyMO's tweet
Saturday, January 09, 2021 9:53:21 PMTwitter for Android
Hey jokers: @OHFCSO then you wonder why people hate the police. This guy said nothing wrong. Racist 🐽s

Franklin County Sheriff's Office spokesperson told to resign after post about Capitol police | https://t.co/S5kqsPcBHi https://t.co/fViz3yGuW0 		Friday, January 08, 2021 9:53:54 PMTwitter for Android
RT @MichaelRapaport: Allllllll these people in the CAPITAL BUILDING & not ONE person has a knee on there neck?
I wanna see some white peop… 		Wednesday, January 06, 2021 4:52:06 PMTwitter Web App
Hey, at least they fired the officers who murdered Breona Taylor today. Little slap on the wrist for democracy! https://t.co/sJuMSCBAvy Wednesday, January 06, 2021 4:14:34 PMTwitter Web App
@realDonaldTrump WHAT HAPPENED TO LAW AND ORDER, PIG DICK Wednesday, January 06, 2021 3:29:10 PMTwitter Web App
I can't believe shit like this can happen in a so-called civilized country in 2021 Wednesday, January 06, 2021 2:19:38 PMTwitter Web App
Dude we're living in real life Harry Potter. The Great War is about to start. You've got MAGAts literally pushing their way up the Capitol steps and no one gives a fuck. God Forbid it was the other side, Trump would have had them bombed Wednesday, January 06, 2021 2:18:34 PMTwitter Web App
Dude anything still using a SOAP API in the year of our lord 2020 needs to seriously reevaluate their lives. Such a horseshit, bloated payload. Friday, December 18, 2020 9:54:25 AMTwitter Web App
Our startup changed owners and was bought out a couple of times. We are in the process of being absorbed into parent company and forgotten

So if they decide I'm no longer needed, some information might just happen to slip out if my exit package isn't good enough for me
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, December 17, 2020 11:15:43 PMTwitter for Android
I've said it once and I've said it again. These idiots chose a proprietary charger over USB-C. Then they sell an incomplete product without a charger to help? F off

Apple is forced to include iPhone charger for not demonstrating 'environmental benefits' https://t.co/w8H6Atk9yr 		Sunday, December 06, 2020 2:05:06 PMTwitter for Android
They ended my energy efficiency program and I can't login to the official app, but they never sent a de-bind command to my energy bridge, so I can still get MQTT data from my smart meter.

Maybe they'll turn a blind eye to it and leave it. https://t.co/fSBhbiTKb9 		Tuesday, December 01, 2020 12:25:44 AMTwitter Web App
Let me correct myself... Obama didn't appoint him as FCC chair - Idiot Trump did. But Obama did appoint him to the FCC
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, November 30, 2020 11:46:30 PMTwitter Web App
@BarackObama really fucked up hard appointing this moron. Goes to show you that classy people actually give the other side a shot and attempt to be bipartisan. Imagine Trump actually giving a Democrat a chance in some office?
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, November 30, 2020 11:35:33 PMTwitter Web App
Raise prices, add data caps.... These were all not allowed for a few years but guess what? Those few years are over. Spectrum is going to do this next but they are legally not allowed to yet as a result of the Time Warner acquisition

FUCK @AjitPaiFCC and fuck the @FCC
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, November 25, 2020 10:13:04 PMTwitter for Android
Who is on charge of all this shit at Google? They're falling apart!
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, November 24, 2020 11:41:44 PMTwitter for Android
Like, what kind of braindead asshole is going to pay a fee to deposit funds into a non-FDIC insured GPay account, when you can just use your bank's Zelle, Venmo, PayPal or Cash app for free.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, November 24, 2020 11:41:22 PMTwitter for Android
This fucked up, decrepit turtle is a joke. Goddamn turkey flap ugly necked moron

https://t.co/Yrt8BxLAqr 		Tuesday, November 24, 2020 9:54:44 PMTwitter for Android
What in the actual fuck happened to this band? Alt rock changed so much, not for the better. Jesus Christ this is 80s electronic level shit. We don't need another fuckin generation like the 80s.

https://t.co/m7UIRG86EK 		Saturday, November 21, 2020 4:40:16 PMTwitter for Android
Look at this V shaped recovery after Covid. Obviously Trump himself should get personal credit for this https://t.co/lk9MHcsgAp Tuesday, November 17, 2020 10:30:38 PMTwitter for Android
What a fucking CLOWN. @realDonaldTrump lost because he's a lying, conniving, cocksucker living in a fantasy world. It's all collapsing for him and my schadenfreude is maxed out for this little bunker bitch https://t.co/VLRLjLuiNM Friday, November 13, 2020 10:34:59 PMTwitter for Android
Bunker boiii sore loser bitch is too embarrassed to appear in public. https://t.co/EW329yGfSs Thursday, November 12, 2020 1:51:41 PMTwitter for Android
I'm sorry, but if anyone willingly installs Android apps such as "Flash Update" outside the Play Store and manually bypasses warnings in the year of our Lord 2020, you deserve to get hacked and money stolen from a banking trojan https://t.co/ylCmdunRPW https://t.co/l1fkh4Fz4x Tuesday, November 10, 2020 11:13:02 PMTwitter for Android
@extraaveragemom Yes. I exclusively post the most absurd crap here
In reply to @extraaveragemom's tweet
Tuesday, November 10, 2020 4:07:56 PMTwitter Web App
Lol what a rapist https://t.co/Wu3LIQysL6 Saturday, November 07, 2020 9:20:36 PMTwitter for Android
Trump's gonna win and when I travel internationally, I'm going to have to apologize at how fucking stupid my country is. Tuesday, November 03, 2020 11:29:08 PMTwitter for Android
My job makes me so fucking miserable. I spent a 4 day weekend solo with my daughter last weekend, didn't check in once and was happy as a clam. Called out yesterday - happy.

Came back today and I want to punch everyone in the goddamn face. 		Thursday, October 29, 2020 9:58:35 AMTwitter Web App
No shit. They are MORONS for not using USB-C @Apple

https://t.co/weMlzGQ7mj 		Wednesday, October 28, 2020 5:01:26 PMTwitter for Android
Who buys a complete dish set at the goddamn grocery store. Im trying to get out of here and they're individually wrapping each plate Wednesday, October 28, 2020 3:00:50 PMTwitter for Android
Bunch of morons over at @Apple for not going with USB-C on the iPhone 12. Not only do they not include a charger, but they keep using old proprietary shit. Awful for the environment! Come in - MacBooks and ipads use USB-C. It's a standard... Fuckssake

https://t.co/l2hwy4MUi9 		Sunday, October 18, 2020 9:05:48 PMTwitter for Android
Man, I'm in the drive thru line for Donato's, which is apparently the place to be in suburban CBus... Good thing I brought a "road soda" - almost done with it though Friday, October 09, 2020 7:50:43 PMTwitter for Android
@CapitalOneTech Ummm. This came out of nowhere. I didn't tweet at you?
In reply to @CapitalOneTech's tweet
Thursday, October 01, 2020 9:23:55 AMTwitter for Android
@AEPOhio Approval from whom? Both it's your power AND the marketplace rebates at the same time get canned?
In reply to @AEPOhio's tweet
Friday, September 25, 2020 6:40:41 PMTwitter for Android
@AEPOhio So I noticed the It's Your Power app is ending on 10/1. This is also the same day all marketplace rebates end.

What is the idea of dismantling all these energy programs? 		Friday, September 25, 2020 4:51:01 PMTwitter for Android
Today, I splashed the tiniest amount of coffee onto my work laptop's touchpad. Turns out the SSD is right under that, and now it doesn't boot.

Fuck everything 		Monday, September 21, 2020 5:42:59 PMTwitter Web App
@SamsungSupport @SamsungTV @smartthings

I cannot control my Q6 TV from the SmartThings app because it needs to download an add-on and it fails on Android 11. Allegedly this has been an issue since the beta in June and is still broken. UNACCEPTABLE

https://t.co/rLgBKAeAJt 		Sunday, September 13, 2020 11:05:29 PMTwitter for Android
In sorry, this is a fucking idiot. If you have four masters and a doctorate degree, you are an IDIOT to fall for a scammer in money transfer apps https://t.co/SJ0Kqb7qIj Saturday, September 12, 2020 7:36:33 PMTwitter for Android
@EvanS_FCC IT SHOULD NOT COST $70/MONTH FOR 100/10 INTERNET AND WE HAVE NO CHOICE TO PICK A CHEAPER FASTER PROVIDER

GO EAT AJIT'S CORPORATE VERIZON ASSHOLE
In reply to @EvanS_FCC's tweet
Tuesday, August 25, 2020 9:05:58 PMTwitter for Android
I hear Belarus is having rigged election issues and protests. Thought that only happens in "shithole countries" (Trump quote)

Oh wait, the US is one of those too 		Wednesday, August 19, 2020 7:34:20 AMTwitter for Android
I need a Marauder's Map of my neighborhood so I can avoid all the Karens on my walks.

Literally two Karens who never shut the fuck up. 		Thursday, August 13, 2020 7:03:57 PMTwitter for Android