1746 results for AP
| Tweet | Date | Source |
|---|---|---|
| Fucking Twitter API | Monday, April 08, 2013 12:34:55 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @__JLu it's because I'm private. Click the icon in the top right to open it in the twitter app | Sunday, April 07, 2013 8:10:54 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Updating my twitter app to add my tweets in reply to others and link to them. The name of the function I used is didIReplyToaCracker() | Sunday, April 07, 2013 2:08:15 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Twitter's android app redesign is PRETTY. | Wednesday, April 03, 2013 5:21:03 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Happy Cheese Weasel Day! http://t.co/4NlnxIEdbB | Wednesday, April 03, 2013 12:54:54 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I apologize in advance for today's future drunk tweets. | Saturday, March 30, 2013 9:46:52 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. How did IE10 magically appear on my WINDOWS 7 computer? | Friday, March 22, 2013 1:57:06 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuck this fuckin place. I'm not getting bent out of shape. Everyone is an incompetent bitch? I'll just not do anything today. I won't fight. | Wednesday, March 20, 2013 9:48:27 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| My next project is to revamp the datepicker on my twitter app because the history page is absolute horse shit code. | Tuesday, March 19, 2013 5:46:19 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Compiling some software at work. @ky9 would appreesh: http://t.co/onQbkF7dJ5 | Friday, March 15, 2013 4:28:36 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| we know what happened wont happen again | Friday, March 15, 2013 10:35:33 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Primary HDD failure in my laptop. Fucking son of a bitch. $120 SSD lasted 3 months. No data loss though. My files are redundant as fuck | Friday, March 15, 2013 1:19:10 AM | Twitter for Android |
| So let's say I tweet some shit... I moved servers. Did I fuck up my twitter app? | Tuesday, March 12, 2013 6:01:48 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Boss man said I wasn't allowed to drink/have liquid when doing the RAM swap later on the DB server, but he said anything else was fair game | Friday, March 08, 2013 3:02:38 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Lennon @MalJNew Lennon, don't demo the API. That shit crashes every 38 fucking seconds. | Monday, March 04, 2013 11:24:16 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| For fucks sake. The second time in two weeks our entire fucking app crashed while I was at lunch. | Monday, March 04, 2013 3:51:57 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm actually in awe at how fucking bad Manhattan is still destroyed by Sandy. I'm by the seaport. Place is fucked. Had no clue | Wednesday, February 27, 2013 9:56:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Purim? Drink until you don't know the difference? Come on. I didn't know the difference between a high five and an ass slap on that barcrawl | Wednesday, February 27, 2013 9:03:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Posting to my twitter from our test server in our booking app, cunts. | Thursday, February 21, 2013 9:37:55 AM | Booker QA |
| New blog post: Twitter App Updated http://t.co/YQbQMzcpsT | Wednesday, February 20, 2013 11:57:29 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| And the tamagotchi in my app just died. The fuck. I kept it happy and fed | Tuesday, February 19, 2013 8:59:10 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Mal": "Oh that's an unfortunate looking child." Me: "Hey what if that was yours?" Mal: "I wouldn't photograph it" The meanest! | Monday, February 18, 2013 4:16:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Cool foursquare app: https://t.co/HD4CWyd @__JLu @MalJNew | Thursday, February 14, 2013 1:54:49 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| "This is such a gay bar. There's a reason its called MudFlaps" -Gio | Wednesday, February 13, 2013 9:09:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| These morons removed their branding from the app. That's like the most important thing... | Wednesday, February 13, 2013 1:46:13 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Holy shit... What did foursquare do to their app? It's so different | Wednesday, February 13, 2013 1:28:28 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Xtina: "If they come over here and don't appreciate our language, they can go fuck themselves" | Tuesday, February 12, 2013 3:47:14 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Derick: "Wezz coast rap is ass. Ah like Nas, Moss Def, Slick Rick" | Sunday, February 10, 2013 9:17:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| For fuck's sake. I went to resize a cloud server and took out all of our mobile apps... Fucking RackSpace Cloud | Wednesday, February 06, 2013 1:27:02 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Deat MTA alerts. I could give a fuck that your traintime app is down. Stop emailing me every 5 minutes and actually fix it. Wastes | Tuesday, February 05, 2013 9:51:56 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| How you know I'm a fat fuck: I just snapped a metal wheel in two on my rolling chair because I was leaning in one direction on it. | Tuesday, February 05, 2013 1:48:31 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG. Just downloaded my whole tweet archive from twitter. Now to import the ones I missed into my app... | Monday, February 04, 2013 8:09:06 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Now I have to sit here and restart servers like a fucking dickhead until some user stops abusing the API | Wednesday, January 30, 2013 1:22:19 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| PRO. FUCKING. TIP: IF YOUR APP HAS AN API, RATE LIMIT IT YOU CUNTS SO PARTNERS DON'T CRASH THE SYSTEM EVERY 2.5 MINUTES Fuckin amatuer hour | Wednesday, January 30, 2013 1:21:29 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Please stop talking so loudly in Japanese. Please stop. Its too early. | Tuesday, January 22, 2013 8:08:14 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Happy #djbj day to ya, you guys. | Monday, January 21, 2013 6:42:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Mover is dapper tonight. | Sunday, January 20, 2013 5:21:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I just unlocked the "NYC Big Apple" badge on @foursquare for checking in to 3 iconic New York City locations! http://4sq.com/VQ3MdL | Friday, January 11, 2013 12:29:15 PM | foursquare |
| "You can bring that toilet paper to the bathroom, but leave a roll here." Me: "What are you gonna wipe your ass in bed?" | Tuesday, January 08, 2013 9:15:36 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I just reached Level 2 of the "Bento" badge on @foursquare. I’ve checked in at 5 different Japanese Restaurants! http://4sq.com/13eFTPp | Monday, January 07, 2013 7:05:59 PM | foursquare |
| Yo. All my single dudes. Molly is fuckin bangin hot right now. Get it. PS - Happy birthday Molly! | Saturday, January 05, 2013 11:57:58 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "My Godmother hooked up with the Priest at my Baptism in the apartment I now live in" -Mikey | Sunday, December 30, 2012 2:39:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck offfffffff I'm the happiest son | Friday, December 28, 2012 1:27:55 AM | Twitter for Android |
| And when you lose control. You reap the harvest you have sewn | Thursday, December 27, 2012 9:39:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| When will twitter let me export all of my tweets? Need to import them into my own DB so my app can be complete! It's missing some from 2008 | Monday, December 24, 2012 5:14:43 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| "Apartment: shitshow. Salesforce: clean" -Alisa | Tuesday, December 18, 2012 7:34:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| test tweet (Making sure WordPress 3.5 doesn't break my twitter app) | Sunday, December 16, 2012 11:39:25 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I just told my CEO I save this company 29grand a year and if he doesn't appreciate it he can blow me | Friday, December 14, 2012 11:08:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Motherfuckin CHRISTMAS party... You happy now, @RockNationRadio? Fuckin A, I was trying to be neutral. | Friday, December 14, 2012 5:58:04 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Happy 12/12/12 day! | Wednesday, December 12, 2012 9:41:46 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| 502 bad gateway on Gmail. Almost as bad as our mobile app | Monday, December 10, 2012 11:55:40 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I could go for a grapefruit right now. #saturdaybrunch | Saturday, December 08, 2012 10:45:51 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuckin dentist appointment. Would've stayed in the city. Jesus Fucking Christ | Saturday, December 08, 2012 1:39:04 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Two things: I'm air drumming to AC/DC. And Scott better tap this chicks pussy but he won't | Friday, December 07, 2012 8:30:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Thanks for stating it's December in your GChat status, captain obvious dumbfuck: http://t.co/r5EilrE | Monday, December 03, 2012 1:00:02 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Wonder what would happen if I did a line of Emergen-C | Monday, December 03, 2012 12:00:16 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| What I sent to our product team regarding our mobile app http://t.co/BYdblBf | Wednesday, November 28, 2012 5:31:28 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Our mobile apps are fucking pieces of shit. | Wednesday, November 28, 2012 5:07:39 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| When i bust my gat, motherfuckers take dirt naps. | Tuesday, November 20, 2012 10:28:02 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm gonna go watch these tapes | Monday, November 19, 2012 9:49:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This cabbie smells like fuckin onions. Big deal. Happens | Friday, November 16, 2012 9:34:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| These Ukranians do whatever the fuck I say. It's awesome. I could tell them to put a dick in the app and they'd do it. | Thursday, November 15, 2012 2:07:32 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| "Wait. He inherited her last name?!?! What a bitch. I'm gonna tap that ass." | Wednesday, November 14, 2012 3:50:10 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yes, TK. I appreciate you yelling at me in front of DLK that it's ALL my fault we all stayed too late drinking in the office last Friday. | Monday, November 12, 2012 9:03:31 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Our new corporate logo is goatse central. Looks like a gaping asshole | Saturday, November 10, 2012 4:37:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Vincent. Amanda. Yous two need to fuck. If you don't I'll be disappointed. | Friday, November 09, 2012 10:39:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Margaret Schroder, you dog! Keeps tapping Mr. Slater I see | Thursday, November 08, 2012 11:25:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "You suck at your job, you've got a Napoleonic complex and I'm gonna fuck your mother if I ever meet her" -Billy Walsh | Thursday, November 08, 2012 5:07:10 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Finally fixed my twitter app. Imported the missing tweets and for the word count page, it sorts based on usage (rather than alphabetical) | Thursday, November 08, 2012 2:07:40 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Happy Election Day! May the odds be ever in your favor! | Tuesday, November 06, 2012 7:50:02 AM | Twitter for Android |
| fuckin legitimate. fixed a bug in my twitter app and now the times aren't like 4 hours off. Enfuckinjoyyyyyy http://t.co/QJWJvSF | Tuesday, November 06, 2012 2:55:34 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I just ousted @lemiller9109 as the mayor of Gerwigs White Barn on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/apGY0O | Friday, November 02, 2012 6:01:28 PM | foursquare |
| Grape pixie sticks | Wednesday, October 31, 2012 11:55:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @DadBoner: Happy 'Ween, you guys. | Wednesday, October 31, 2012 3:05:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Um... in Apples to Apples, how does Ding Dongs lose for firm.... | Sunday, October 28, 2012 9:35:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| No idea what's on here but probably awesome http://t.co/R0phApO | Saturday, October 27, 2012 11:57:00 AM | |
| Twitter's API can suck it | Friday, October 26, 2012 2:20:03 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| fucking twitter. shut down the old API on 10/11 so that broke my http://t.co/ssCC6i3 app.... just noticed now. | Friday, October 26, 2012 2:08:18 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| new version of twitter tools sucks balls. Will not use (it's for my tweets app). I do like how they fixed the datetime issue though | Friday, October 26, 2012 1:36:16 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Not a bug. Someone tried to use IE7. Our app should detect this and say "You are useless at life. Please off yourself" | Monday, October 22, 2012 9:37:24 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| "you wha you guys opption that if a customer is cancel from a class, should they get a Appointment Cancellation email or a Class email?" | Wednesday, October 17, 2012 5:22:53 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Happy Fridayernes! Motherfucker | Friday, October 12, 2012 9:34:18 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I am intrigued by the fact that I just shit out a completely undigested blueberry I apparently swallowed whole. | Thursday, October 04, 2012 10:48:44 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuck. Tired. Can I take a nap now? | Thursday, October 04, 2012 4:15:57 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I frequently share stories about BMs with @colithika. #snapple | Tuesday, October 02, 2012 9:57:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Alexey is fucking dapper this fine morning | Monday, October 01, 2012 10:56:42 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @DadBoner: K-Money Club Rule #6 (pt2): If you're a smokin' babe that's gotta crap, management may let you push it out in a supervised ... | Friday, September 28, 2012 8:21:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Is it exactly like SoapUI, but with a better UI? | Friday, September 28, 2012 10:00:20 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I wanted to snap his neck marine style, but didn't want to cause any trouble ;) | Friday, September 28, 2012 9:20:59 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Me to Eric: "let's just take a dump and get it over with" (regarding one of our apps leaking memory). Then I wondered why everyone laughed | Thursday, September 27, 2012 1:15:30 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| It smells like grape | Wednesday, September 26, 2012 2:56:59 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Welp, old laptop from 05 I use as a server... Fan just started sounding like a lawn mower for no reason. Thought it was the HD..Now it's ok. | Wednesday, September 26, 2012 2:50:52 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Baileys, peach schnapps, blue curacao, and grenadine. Weird passed gray looking delicious passed shot. Weirdo | Friday, September 21, 2012 11:33:23 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Not sure how I feel about Apple's lightning cable. Fuck them for making it nonstandard. At the same time, it's reversible?!?! That's amazing | Friday, September 21, 2012 12:30:22 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Lol Apple sucks: http://t.co/V7wRV9T | Thursday, September 20, 2012 9:12:54 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Xtina: I am going to name my apartment Theory. Because in Theory, everything works! | Wednesday, September 19, 2012 3:13:29 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: What is happen in cloud is stay in cloud because nobody can able reproduce outside of cloud. | Wednesday, September 19, 2012 2:07:13 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Nap time. | Saturday, September 15, 2012 5:21:18 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Barack Obama jokeface is never capable of struttin that ass like I can. Neither is Mitt "dumbshit but fiscally better than obama" Romney | Friday, September 14, 2012 12:31:10 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Welp. Broke a class. Swear to God that never happens. | Wednesday, September 12, 2012 9:48:37 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Motherfucker. My twitter app is affected by GoDaddy's DNS outage. I knew I should have switched registrars. | Monday, September 10, 2012 3:57:26 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuck this shit: "Parser Error Message: The 'add' start tag on Ln 161 pos 3 does not match the end tag of 'appSettings'. Ln 318, pos 3." | Monday, September 03, 2012 5:41:44 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @yelling_bird: HAPPY LABOR DAY, SHITLORDS, HAVE FUN BEING A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY IN 20 YEARS THANKS TO YOUR HORRIFIC LEADERS | Monday, September 03, 2012 1:46:31 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @VtotheFlo and this applies to you how? In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet | Sunday, August 26, 2012 10:57:31 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I apologize in advance for my drunken blackout tweets later | Saturday, August 25, 2012 2:17:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @H9RBSjs: When bashing Apple supporters, avoid the politically incorrect term "fanboy". Instead, use the gender-neutral "imbecile". | Monday, August 20, 2012 11:43:33 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| waiting for the code to compile and for the app server to defragment. I should go play ping pong or fooseball | Friday, August 17, 2012 11:01:03 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| "almost nothing ever happened here" is now a false statement | Wednesday, August 15, 2012 4:58:26 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| HOLD THE PHONE... the grape doesn't have a fucking trough anymore to piss in? There are urinals now? They've gone soft. | Saturday, August 11, 2012 11:33:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| 12:50AM Time for be.... Wait. I have to do server maintenance. API keys don't change themselves, you guys | Friday, August 10, 2012 12:51:01 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Google Now makes stupid assed assumptions. Just bc I search for a place on maps doesn't mean it should show a card with traffic as a commute | Monday, August 06, 2012 12:19:01 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm at karaoke watching two of the drunkest, whitest girls rap biggie's gimmie the loot. hAHa | Sunday, August 05, 2012 1:28:39 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I don't think you understand what just happened. My boss just beat me in a drinking game and almost just made me puke all over this bitch. | Friday, August 03, 2012 6:25:35 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Our system: Threadbare tapestry unwinding slow | Friday, August 03, 2012 4:53:22 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I just reread all of my sexts with @Colithika for the past two weels and the convo is just the craziest. Made me so happy. | Friday, August 03, 2012 12:06:56 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Who's the dick who put this Apple sticker on my Nexus 7? Pure hypocrisy! http://t.co/oY8eFem | Tuesday, July 31, 2012 4:56:52 PM | |
| Really shitty Monday. I feel like crap and need to investigate why our servers were more fucked up than I was on Saturday | Monday, July 30, 2012 10:44:01 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| #velbapalooza is trending on the G1 peeps' twitters | Friday, July 27, 2012 10:02:19 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Happy birthday to my favorite mover! Guys like old as fuck today. Many more! | Friday, July 27, 2012 12:14:37 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Also I'm like the happiest right now. | Thursday, July 26, 2012 11:35:37 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I will be very disappointed if the chill conductor dude who calls everyone tiger/boss/sport/ace is not back this week on my morning train | Monday, July 23, 2012 7:56:46 AM | Twitter for Android |
| PS - the UI team and Michelle need to get off my dick. The mobile apps can crash and burn. No more feedback from me. | Tuesday, July 17, 2012 10:34:00 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Doesn't sound appealing. This cannot be serious. http://t.co/ZgPjknV | Monday, July 16, 2012 5:45:53 PM | |
| Dude with a Vineyard Vines sunglasses strap on his glasses here. Pure douchebaggery. Little piece of material is probably like $75 | Monday, July 16, 2012 7:56:40 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Christina: "Holy crap on toast!" | Friday, July 13, 2012 1:28:03 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Caught two more smokes looking. Must be prime in prime shape today. | Tuesday, July 10, 2012 8:05:11 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Oh I think I just popped my gay bar cherry. Hey. Happens. Dave grohl where ya at? | Sunday, July 08, 2012 12:19:16 AM | Twitter for Android |
| New blog post: Verizon's Android WiFi Remote App is Some Shady Shit http://bit.ly/MaRyVE | Saturday, July 07, 2012 4:04:26 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| The only thing I'm disappointed in is the fact that there's no YouTube video of me wiping. Would've been hysterical | Saturday, July 07, 2012 3:22:34 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Foursquare is being useless again. Its down more than our app | Friday, July 06, 2012 1:40:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| No one wants to go to the bar with me. See what happens when @MalJNew and Elise are away? | Tuesday, July 03, 2012 3:57:10 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I am requesting Cap'n Karls Bratato Salad for my BBQ tomorrow. @DadBoner | Tuesday, July 03, 2012 3:56:21 PM | Twitter for Android |
| All the engineers and COO are pissed at me for making too many decisions on my own without approval. Fuck that. I know best | Wednesday, June 27, 2012 10:18:49 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| BULL. SHIT. this crime heatmap says Bridgeport is in the green and Stratford is not. I don't buy that http://t.co/2XCKuvt | Wednesday, June 27, 2012 12:53:48 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Happy pride day. (Still gay for Dave Robertson) | Sunday, June 24, 2012 11:07:10 PM | Twitter for Android |
| No Alexey, when the app crashes the server every 20 minutes, the solution is NOT to auto reset IIS every 15 mins. Fix the fucking shit code. | Monday, June 18, 2012 12:12:03 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Some random number I don't recognize just texted me happy father's day. Well I certainly hope not!!! | Sunday, June 17, 2012 7:53:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This is what happens when the bathroom lock is busted. http://t.co/Fw0IlcQ | Thursday, June 14, 2012 5:09:23 PM | |
| As a dude that hates Apple. Maps in iOS 6 actually looks legit. Like... They copied what google did and probably did better. | Monday, June 11, 2012 6:53:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm at Big Apple BBQ Block Party 2012 (New York, NY) w/ 623 others http://4sq.com/MnhPiS | Saturday, June 09, 2012 2:18:21 PM | foursquare |
| Real talk. Bon appitite for that pussy. | Friday, June 08, 2012 9:21:54 PM | Twitter for Android |
| But she apologized to me for being a cuntface | Friday, June 01, 2012 9:06:08 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Shameer sez: JOE THE BRO IN THE KNOW WITH ALL THE HOES HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY DUDE!!!! | Friday, June 01, 2012 5:28:19 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Oh I'm going to shake a bitch. So the 100% CPU issue happened because our location IDs went over 10000 and we only handle 9999. Inf Loops! | Thursday, May 31, 2012 5:05:18 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Crushin some G&Ts. Gotta use the Bombay Saph, you guys or else it'll suck | Wednesday, May 30, 2012 7:46:17 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| "What happened to my smoketest?!?!" Cisco: "You smoked it" | Tuesday, May 29, 2012 9:38:44 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Cleary to chicks: "I like when you pull tape off my skin" | Saturday, May 26, 2012 5:43:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @ShavingFoams happy birthday. Or day after your birthday. Or some shit. Idk I'm hammered and got tossed from the bar. Lol In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet | Friday, May 25, 2012 2:17:27 AM | Twitter for Android |
| This game is a bunch of bullshit. Nap time because I'll be up all night | Monday, May 21, 2012 10:04:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| While looking at the 2012 high school yearbook: "wow. I remember when these fuckers were in diapers. Our lives are over." | Sunday, May 20, 2012 12:09:04 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Also, Elise's ass is good but Idk. Like... I refrained from slapping it on cinco for mad respect, but she knows she likes it. | Friday, May 18, 2012 12:16:59 AM | Twitter for Android |
| New blog post: Idiotic, Hipster Apple Fanboy Scientists Think Siri Can Cure Cancer http://bit.ly/LFP56k | Sunday, May 13, 2012 4:21:34 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| Happy Mother's Day, all you mothers | Sunday, May 13, 2012 12:57:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Instead of flirting with players, can you make me a mother fuckin snack wrap. Jesus christ. Fuckin guy is slower than shit | Friday, May 11, 2012 12:57:52 AM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @portfolioso unlike other jokers I hear about, whiskey dick does not happen to me bc I'm a mother fuckin boss | Thursday, May 03, 2012 12:11:16 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @ShavingFoams unlike other jokers I hear about, whiskey dick does not happen to me bc I'm a mother fuckin boss. In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet | Thursday, May 03, 2012 12:05:53 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Also, happy Monday. | Monday, April 30, 2012 8:01:37 AM | Twitter for Android |
| You shit-kicking, stinky horse-manure smelling motherfucker you! Go back there and apologize now! | Sunday, April 29, 2012 5:54:13 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Domain renewal time. Godaddy sucks. Cluttered, tries to upsell you 87 times Should have transferred to namecheap during the SOPA protests. | Sunday, April 29, 2012 2:23:42 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| well I take back my complaints, bc our app was the fastest tested and it was a cool web talk. | Thursday, April 26, 2012 11:09:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| No, I don't want your happy balloon. But if I did take it, could we bang? | Wednesday, April 25, 2012 4:56:05 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Aubrey is an absolute moron on the celebrity apprentice. That being said, she's got some rack. | Sunday, April 22, 2012 10:01:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @__JLu remember when @kevinrose was awesome with the dark tip on the screen savers? Then he turned into an apple fan boy working for google | Wednesday, April 18, 2012 3:32:58 PM | Twitter for Android |
| If that hot redhead bartender isn't at Barfly later, I'll be disappoint | Friday, April 13, 2012 9:42:03 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Almost fell asleep standing up on the subway. Started to collapse, woke up and made a weird jerky motion. Nice | Thursday, April 12, 2012 7:28:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: After 3 beer I can able use any of cloud API. | Thursday, April 12, 2012 6:47:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Actual email: "Remember how I said I SQL injected the database and broke the app by accident? Welp, I SQL injected a fix, so it works now." | Wednesday, April 11, 2012 1:01:31 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I just wished Dan a Happy Monday and he told me that it was Tuesday and I was off to a bad start. HHHH | Tuesday, April 10, 2012 9:38:44 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @ky9 if course I would get it instantly. Now I can be like those hipster Apple fanboy photographer wannabes | Tuesday, April 03, 2012 7:17:58 PM | Twitter for Android |
| It's me http://t.co/sCAp4oc | Tuesday, April 03, 2012 6:01:10 PM | |
| RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: In devops we are never assign blame, we are just try of find out how the fuck it happen. | Monday, April 02, 2012 11:36:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I would have slapped Elise's ass so hard but she's on to me... gotta keep a low profile. Even though she likes it. | Friday, March 30, 2012 10:30:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I mean. She's a cool dude. But shed fall apart like a book of matches | Friday, March 30, 2012 9:15:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Happy birthday, birthday people... I have to go write a script. | Friday, March 30, 2012 5:04:16 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| So pretty much when you die and click "run again" the app closes. No one caught this shit after it was delayed like 3 months? Poor QA | Tuesday, March 27, 2012 6:20:59 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Novellabella There are no notifications in that app In reply to @Novellabella's tweet | Sunday, March 25, 2012 11:20:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Peppermint schnapps? Tastes like Christmas?! | Saturday, March 24, 2012 11:39:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @ShavingFoams that's @respectapole to you, sir! In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet | Thursday, March 22, 2012 2:08:53 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Novellabella if you don't like respectapole, you can try Studio Goddess Polelates, Mix of the Trix or Vertical Vixens. I don't make this up | Thursday, March 22, 2012 2:07:15 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @ShavingFoams @Novellabella May I suggest scheduling some pole dancing classes? http://www.secure-booker.com/respectapole/MakeAppointment/Results.aspx In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet | Thursday, March 22, 2012 2:05:45 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Also @MalJNew just heard the phrase "shit happens when you party naked" for the first time tonight. I remember when I was 17. | Friday, March 16, 2012 8:06:18 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I mean... hot Irish tap dancers on the bar aren't terrible right now | Friday, March 16, 2012 8:04:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This new Gchat UI in iGoogle looks like crap. I'm telling you. Google's UI team really, really sucks | Thursday, March 15, 2012 8:49:05 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Forgot how much I missed green tea and how I used to pound that all night long working on papers in school | Tuesday, March 13, 2012 10:15:36 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm at Cabana w/ @daraphoo http://4sq.com/xb5AgF | Monday, March 12, 2012 12:45:34 PM | foursquare |
| Pork slap? That's a real beer? For real? | Saturday, March 10, 2012 11:59:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Would be nice if this giant ass bruise on my arm disappeared. it's over a week and i look like I got hit by a train | Saturday, March 10, 2012 1:29:50 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Derick:" WEST COAST RAP IS ASS" | Friday, March 09, 2012 8:17:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| So disappointed that the Duane Reader doesn't have refrigerated' Nuns, you guys | Friday, March 09, 2012 7:31:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Absolutely no clue how this happened... Jesus http://t.co/83K8eQL | Tuesday, March 06, 2012 1:46:54 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck, I need to lay off the twitter API. I'm almost rate limited. | Sunday, March 04, 2012 5:33:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Ah crap, I think I broke this twitter importer bullshit... | Sunday, March 04, 2012 1:45:42 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Spending my leap day at a Google tech talk! Building apps at Google scale (@ Google New York w/ 21 others) http://4sq.com/vZxk5S | Wednesday, February 29, 2012 6:03:07 PM | foursquare |
| I just unlocked the “Leap Day” badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/yDHHd0 | Wednesday, February 29, 2012 6:03:07 PM | foursquare |
| I'm testing these apostrophe's stupid asses. "Also, this is in quotes" Fucking character encoding, breaking my scripts. ' ' " " | Monday, February 27, 2012 3:57:40 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| So THAT'S how you add aliases to a Xampp Apache Server: It was easy on Linux but I couldn't figure it out on Windows: http://t.co/CQLB1bc | Tuesday, February 21, 2012 12:41:17 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| iPhone- 6. Galaxy Nexus- 2. Me and allison are killing it. Fuck apple. | Saturday, February 18, 2012 3:06:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yous want an apple pie? "@Colithika: Delicious apple pies - Vodka, apple juice, cinnamon Amazing http://t.co/aghpCFd" | Saturday, February 18, 2012 10:34:38 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Bahahaha. This bros got a massage therapy licence in Puerto Rico, has great hands and has been giving massages since 12. Quote of the month! | Wednesday, February 15, 2012 6:55:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| That sly motherfucker. GET. IT. BUDDY. And that just happened. bada bada bada | Wednesday, February 15, 2012 12:47:18 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @MalJNew Happy Valentines Day sexy bitches! Let's get naked! | Tuesday, February 14, 2012 9:40:12 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| New morning train is the 8:02 and my boy Georgie is the conductor. Hahah. Can't escape the guy. | Monday, February 06, 2012 8:06:27 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I think ijusr slapped Wagner in the ass. Omg.in so fired. I mean. Kelsyes hotter buy funk em . I mean. Mollys good too | Friday, February 03, 2012 6:12:08 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The remainder of my evening includes: Mob Wives, filing Android app bugs for my Ukranians to fix and planning our office moving out bar hop! | Monday, January 30, 2012 11:06:57 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I need to teach my boy Anton in the Ukraine how to make a proper Android app. Guy coded a complete disaster... HHHH | Thursday, January 26, 2012 12:06:47 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm at L'Express (249 Park Ave S, at E 20th St, New York) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/waP8We | Wednesday, January 18, 2012 6:26:56 PM | foursquare |
| @plasma2002 I heard namecheap was good. I think it's actually cheaper. I was asking around too. I might switch In reply to @plasma2002's tweet | Wednesday, January 04, 2012 3:06:51 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Happy New Year to all my East Coast players. I still have 2 hours | Sunday, January 01, 2012 12:04:12 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Might as well put my money in a fuckin paper shreader | Saturday, December 31, 2011 9:12:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "That movie with the black people and the saran wrap" | Friday, December 30, 2011 9:15:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @mich_amore quiet. Be happy instead, its better. In reply to @mich_amore's tweet | Friday, December 30, 2011 12:51:27 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @__JLu I'm seriously looking into namecheap. I think it will actually be less expensive for a private reg. GoDaddy really screwed themselves | Tuesday, December 27, 2011 3:32:49 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| When Daniel is disappointed in you, it's the scariest thing ever. | Thursday, December 22, 2011 11:20:55 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @Android: Happy holidays, from everyone on the @Android team: http://t.co/TFWpZ2T2 | Wednesday, December 21, 2011 2:56:33 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @MalJNew How disappointed will you be if your future kids are all straight? | Sunday, December 18, 2011 5:20:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Steinbrenner's granddaughter is in this show? What a stunner. I might have to kidnap her. | Sunday, December 18, 2011 2:26:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| just found a bug in the Ice Cream Sandwich messaging app. If you type a draft, then delete it, it still shows in preview. Woof. | Sunday, December 18, 2011 10:21:40 AM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @StephenAtHome: My office Christmas party is tonight, which means my office apology party will be tomorrow. | Friday, December 16, 2011 1:00:13 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| My mom just asked me if I was going to go to the Apple store to get my Galaxy Nexus tomorrow. Typical. | Thursday, December 15, 2011 12:16:59 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| the work christmas party is not complete until my boy raps biggie.... legitimate! | Friday, December 09, 2011 10:08:52 PM | txt |
| my ceo "who the hell tapped this? i could have tapped this better in high school" | Friday, December 09, 2011 7:49:51 PM | txt |
| New blog post: If I Get Stampeded Tomorrow and Die, It's Steve Jobs' Fault http://t.co/apmZIRq | Friday, December 09, 2011 12:01:22 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| @majlnew: "MY PUPPYTIME APP DOESN'T WORK!!!!" #firstworldproblems. Tell Siri to fix it. | Tuesday, December 06, 2011 6:42:24 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| although... this trough is more legit than the grape's | Sunday, December 04, 2011 12:54:51 AM | txt |
| a trough? seriously? i havent pissed in one of those since the grape | Saturday, December 03, 2011 10:54:17 PM | txt |
| apparently, my mom is bartending. i had two beers and the bitch brought me a water. hhhh | Friday, December 02, 2011 8:44:39 PM | txt |
| The Galaxy Nexus visited the FCC for Approval on AT&T. At this fucking rate, it will never come out on Verizon. Those fuckers. | Friday, December 02, 2011 6:17:48 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Our Android app is a piece of shit | Friday, December 02, 2011 4:45:37 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: If your application is use HTTP and your company is not in cloudscape you need of protest! http://t.co/1od3Ajfa | Thursday, December 01, 2011 11:03:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| USA is literally a second world country. What's this shit the Galaxy Nexus is released in the UK, Canada Germany and Japan before here. Fml! | Thursday, December 01, 2011 11:00:42 PM | Twitter for Android |
| the second i go to take a nap, the fucker next to me decides to get out. now i'm awake. i need my own driver. this 99% shit sucks | Thursday, December 01, 2011 7:55:17 PM | txt |
| My twitter apparently makes me sound like a geek and an alcoholic. nice | Thursday, December 01, 2011 4:36:52 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @Android: Happy December! Angry Birds Seasons has arrived in Android Market with 25 new levels of pig pummeling holiday fun: http://t ... | Thursday, December 01, 2011 4:33:37 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| The architechts next door... do you think we need measuring tape? iuh duh | Wednesday, November 30, 2011 2:49:51 PM | txt |
| New blog post: Son Of a Bitch Apple Fanboy Says Galaxy Nexus is a Piece of Shit http://t.co/zszBJYq | Monday, November 28, 2011 8:39:14 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| Obviously the fucking apple fanboys WOULD say the Galaxy nexus is a piece of shit. Fuck those people: http://t.co/FcEfd4k | Monday, November 28, 2011 5:28:04 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm pretty sure apples are not supposed to have veins running through them... http://t.co/D5aq30s | Monday, November 28, 2011 12:50:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| apparently, Lady Gaga knows the difference between a forward slash and a backslash. | Thursday, November 24, 2011 10:08:16 PM | txt |
| "We need more pipes in this application. If it were up to me, I'd put pipes everywhere" | Monday, November 14, 2011 11:47:59 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @__JLu nah, i was being dumb. its easy "sudo apt-get install php5-curl" needed it bc my webapp called the func it but it wasn't installed | Thursday, November 10, 2011 10:02:09 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| lighttpd > apache | Thursday, November 10, 2011 2:58:29 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Hmm I thought I was going to be scared of lighttpd, but it's just as easy to config as apache. | Thursday, November 10, 2011 4:40:21 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| fuck man... why doesn't "sudo aptitude install lighttpd" work on Ubuntu 10.04 LTS? | Wednesday, November 09, 2011 10:47:35 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I need the Eagles to not cover the spread. I also need the game to be around 37 points for me to win the week #notgonnahappen =/ | Monday, November 07, 2011 7:01:32 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Intern is using the new gmail look. I'm not a fan of that crap, but I'm impressed she knew enough to manually enable it. | Monday, November 07, 2011 11:45:54 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @MalJNew What happened to: I'm going to be in at 10AM on Monday, joker | Monday, November 07, 2011 10:26:47 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Just found a Howard Stern tape from 1991. Brilliant. I miss the 90s | Sunday, November 06, 2011 3:53:31 PM | txt |
| I love gaining an extra hour for no reason. #daylightsavingstimeisoutdatedandonlyappliedtofarmersinthe1800s | Sunday, November 06, 2011 1:46:22 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| The lack of slut costumes in this office today are appalling | Friday, October 28, 2011 12:27:46 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Also for fucks sake, don't stop to read a motherless map at the base of a staircase, oblivious bastards... People need to get by. | Monday, October 24, 2011 7:28:11 PM | txt |
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