| Tweet | Date | Source |
|---|---|---|
| @to_discussion @Dcallahan4David @jenniferforrep Yes, this is why the 10 year old girl had to flee to Michigan for healthcare. when she was raped. Get lost In reply to @to_discussion's tweet | Monday, October 16, 2023 10:47:42 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @McDonalds a GD FOOL for getting rid of snack wraps https://t.co/6jlgAFwBmh | Wednesday, October 11, 2023 11:57:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @_sysengineer It's absurd. I know like 6 people rn who have respiratory bs who have felt like crap for over a week In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet | Monday, October 09, 2023 2:02:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| You can't even set a thermostat schedule in the Google Home app because @madebygoogle doesn't believe in feature parity from the Nest app for older Nest devices. It's literally been 3 years, yet they required switching to Google accounts. The fuck are they doing? | Monday, October 09, 2023 8:00:03 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @FrankLaRose Frankie Boy! You're silly, Mr. "party of freedom" https://t.co/UmwaPoRqeV In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Friday, October 06, 2023 5:10:44 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @Captain2Corner Designated runner is a shit rule. It's not fair at all to the relievers and doesn't really shorten the game In reply to @Captain2Corner's tweet | Friday, October 06, 2023 1:48:55 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @notshenetworks Also work on a web based app and out auth is a separate micro service. When we have issues with queuing, accounts do not sync between systems. It's a very common problem In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Friday, October 06, 2023 12:26:41 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @madebygoogle Google home product team did a reddit AMA and for fucks sake, will you migrate all the Nest app features already? Everyone wants this. Literally what have you been doing for two years https://t.co/R2i9zQa1GZ | Friday, October 06, 2023 12:15:33 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @FrankLaRose Frankie Boy! This happened in the 80s because of Reganomics. In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Thursday, October 05, 2023 12:59:58 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Who kidnaps a 9 year old girl and gets caught leaving a ransom note? Put this fuck through the wood chipper. Dude doesn't deserve to exist anymore https://t.co/6F2K0lWYKF | Tuesday, October 03, 2023 1:26:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Whoever the fuck designed humans and invented mammals that bleed out every month and fluctuating hormones that turn them into feral bitches is an asshole creator. Design us better so that shit doesnt happen | Tuesday, October 03, 2023 9:38:21 AM | Twitter Web App |
| I see decrepit Feinstein finally kicked the bucket. Now it's also time for this to happen to Mitch, Joe and Donald as well. They're all old farts who should be off playing with their grandkids instead of holding office (except Trump, that guy can go to hell) | Friday, September 29, 2023 3:06:16 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @_sysengineer Windows 11 blue screened on me 5 times the week I first got a new laptop with it. Windows 10 blue screened on me once ever This is coming from a weather guy who's wrong all the time 🤣 In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet | Sunday, September 24, 2023 7:54:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @paramountplus your app stinks on Samsung smart TVs. Literally freezes every single time playing content but the ads work just fine. Actually do better for a paid product | Saturday, September 16, 2023 6:18:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @FrankLaRose @OHDems @OhioCapJournal Frankie Boy! You mean to tell me you think you have stellar ethics after banning August elections and then immediately spending $20 million to hold an August election? And you didn't even win. What a hack! What a clown! Go away Frankie. No one likes you 🤡 In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Friday, September 15, 2023 9:42:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This Sunday, my neighbor Karen, who happens to be the exact definition of a Karen, is going to the UK for 3 weeks and I am so excited that I'll have 3 weeks of peace Lady legit is fucking everywhere and will talk to you for 45 minutes straight | Friday, September 15, 2023 9:07:07 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @jackwindsor @ZaxxonGalaxian @MGonidakis @ohiolife This is not what is going to happen. This is not what this amendment was about. Absolutely no one thinks it's a good idea to abort a fetus after it's viable, even lefties. No school administrator is encouraging kids to get sex changes in secret. This is all MAGA rhetoric In reply to @jackwindsor's tweet | Thursday, August 10, 2023 9:55:54 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Our nuget package provider vanished off the internet, and one of our devs suggested committing 1.5GB of packages into our 10 year old git repo with hundreds of thousands of commits, and I almost cockslapped him on the spot | Thursday, July 27, 2023 1:36:56 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @assembla @mattwoberts @RapidOwl Bro how do you have over a 24 hour outage with zero communication. If you think my org is ever using this bullshit again if it ever comes back online, you're mistaken | Thursday, July 27, 2023 12:20:37 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @ohiolife @ProtectWomenOH Peter Range here, trying to control your uterus! He's pro birth, but once they're born, fuck em! Make sure not to approve any social programs for them because that would cost too much. Get lost clowns | Wednesday, July 26, 2023 6:05:48 PM | Twitter Web App |
| WTF happened to MyGet? Just vanished off the internet? Our pipelines have been broken all day | Wednesday, July 26, 2023 4:17:10 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @FrankLaRose You stink, Frankie Boy! Your ideas are crap and you support a criminal ex president like a gd FOOL In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Tuesday, July 25, 2023 10:31:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @crisisofconsc My wife was a tech manager at a startup that was rapidly expanding and hired a chauvinistic boomer VP. It was hell. He was the worst and expected very little from the women, who were often better employees than the men In reply to @crisisofconsc's tweet | Monday, July 24, 2023 6:28:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @asunapg When will the recession start? Everyone's been saying we were about to have a recession any month now for the past year | Monday, July 24, 2023 8:40:42 AM | Twitter Web App |
| The people on my offshore team are so gd dumb, I literally did a PR for them and told them to learn/review/approve. They ignored it all week, and the day before it had to roll out, did a separate PR on their own, incorrectly, and then proceeded to merge mine with conflicts | Monday, July 24, 2023 8:36:34 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @Radicalcapit @AFrazierLife @VoteYesOhio @ohiolife @NEOhioLife @CCVPolicy @ohiogop @RTL_CoalitionOH Yes! Vote no! In reply to @Radicalcapit's tweet | Sunday, July 23, 2023 11:33:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Just saw an Airbnb listing in "West NY" for super cheap. When I looked into it more, it was across the river in Jersey. You think I'm a greenhorn? Fuckouttahea | Saturday, July 22, 2023 10:41:08 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @DeltaWarped @_sysengineer I can see the appeal, but the way they went about this was a completely corrupt and an attempt at a desperate power grab. An out of state billionaire pushed to get this on the ballot after their own party voted to get rid of August elections in 2021. In reply to @Denlorial's tweet | Thursday, July 20, 2023 11:07:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| There's a 100lb lap dog laying on me and this is the best thing ever. Luna usually never snuggles right on top of me. | Thursday, July 20, 2023 1:59:47 AM | BlueSky |
| @alexengineer10 @GovMikeDeWine Based on the large majority of responses I saw on the blue bird app to @ohiogop shitposting in favor of issue 1, almost no replies are in favor of it on both sides In reply to @alexengineer10's tweet | Tuesday, July 11, 2023 10:11:22 AM | Twitter for Android |
| One thing they have to fix on here is how slow the app launches. First you stare at some clouds for 7 seconds. Then "connecting..." For 2-3 seconds. | Sunday, July 09, 2023 12:41:46 AM | BlueSky |
| I think I agree with this... Threads has all the attention, but some people may not want to affiliate with Meta. BlueSky seems solid so far but is still too alpha and doesn't have great adaptation yet | Saturday, July 08, 2023 4:32:10 PM | BlueSky |
| This API documentation tells me absolutely nothing. I just want to be able to read my own posts: https://blueskyproject.io/bluesky-queueserver-api/ | Thursday, July 06, 2023 10:31:38 AM | BlueSky |
| Happy Murica Day | Tuesday, July 04, 2023 9:48:40 AM | BlueSky |
| Chad scraper took down Twitter today. Lmao @alexjyong https://t.co/gEQSfnQgLg | Saturday, July 01, 2023 9:32:42 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Literally the best thing that can happen to Twitter is that it fails into oblivion. Fuck Elon Musk. I don't even like Zuck but I hope he kicks his ass | Saturday, July 01, 2023 5:44:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| If the Pixel 8 doesn't have an ultrasound fingerprint sensor or some equivalent to Apple's lidar for face unlock, I'm not getting it. Also if anyone responsible for the Pixel 6's biometrics is still employed by Google's they're doing it all wrong | Sunday, June 25, 2023 9:59:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Bich give me my free API access back https://t.co/JKIbrSva1e | Wednesday, June 14, 2023 10:23:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My home/car insurance company has some nerve wishing me a happy birthday and can eat a bag of dicks because my rates have gone up $20 every three months with no claims | Friday, June 02, 2023 12:19:12 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Happy Pride month. Remember, make Florida gay again! https://t.co/TpXCBNlWcH Closet Desantis probably likes it in the pooper lol | Thursday, June 01, 2023 10:59:39 AM | Twitter Web App |
| The Pixel 6 Pro is a miserable phone that's caused me nothing but problems. Its latest bullshit is that it froze and the screen wouldn't turn on but the haptics worked. In trying to reset it, it dialed 911 and sent the cops over. Wtf @madebygoogle | Tuesday, May 30, 2023 9:02:15 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @EngineerJusti My friend's puppy got loose and I chased it down the street for like 4 minutes and was dead for like an hour. I need to get into better shape. Running was never my thing. I can walk forever | Sunday, May 21, 2023 9:19:26 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @RepMTG There's no apostrophe s in "just like the Bidens" you dummy | Friday, May 12, 2023 1:52:19 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @GregAbbott_TX It's a TOP state for the grid to fold over, to control women's bodies, for gun violence. You useless jokeshop Your legs are fine and your gd brain is handicapped In reply to @GregAbbott_TX's tweet | Wednesday, May 10, 2023 10:20:20 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @madebygoogle It also doesn't work on my Pixel 4 on Wifi but works on iOS on my Wifi network. Makes less than 0 sense. I removed any kind of traffic management or custom DNS. Literally have no clue what the deal is, but it works on the iOS home app on my Wifi In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Sunday, April 30, 2023 11:58:32 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @madebygoogle This is something odd. It works on 5G/LTE but not on my wifi network on My Pixel 6. I thought it was my custom internal DNS, but I disabled that, and even applied it to my iOS device and that still worked This is probably beyond the scope of Google support, so I'll keep digging In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Sunday, April 30, 2023 11:44:38 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @madebygoogle LOL. Literally someone from Google Support (via the app) told me it never worked when I swear it used to. Now you're confirming it indeed used to work and I'm not going crazy In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet | Sunday, April 30, 2023 11:04:48 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @madebygoogle I also saw tons of tweets @googlenest over the past few days of other people having the same issue with the Nest App In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Sunday, April 30, 2023 11:03:52 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @madebygoogle No, it works in the Nest app (although I've been having intermittent delayed notifications and timeline events loading, but that seems to work now) But has not worked in the Google Home app for over a week. And yes, I have the latest patched Android 13, Pixel 6 Pro & updated app In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet | Sunday, April 30, 2023 11:03:25 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @madebygoogle So you'll buy me a new best doorbell when the old app is killed off, right? In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet | Sunday, April 30, 2023 3:47:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @madebygoogle What if I have a 1st gen Nest Video Doorbell? I was just told by support chat last night that it isn't supported on the Google Home app. In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet | Sunday, April 30, 2023 3:14:08 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @googlenesthelp @sandmid89 I love how Google is deprecating the Nest App for Google home and in the process they're both buggy as hell In reply to @googlenesthelp's tweet | Sunday, April 30, 2023 1:37:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @jrfrank @googlenest This is happening to me too. Someone needs to fix this ASAP. It's been terrible lately | Sunday, April 30, 2023 1:28:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @notrichben @googlenesthelp Nest camera feeds have been a gd piece of shit lately. Delayed notifications. Nest app video feed hardly loads, and the timeline doesn't show events. And it's totally broken in Google Home (which used to work but support told me isn't supported anymore) This is horse shit In reply to @notrichben's tweet | Sunday, April 30, 2023 1:25:58 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @guyday77 @SawyerMerritt @elonmusk @WallStreetSilv @jackiesnews This is a dying demographic. Boomers ruined the planet and made conditions shitty for millennials and Gen Z and it's time for them to go | Sunday, April 30, 2023 9:58:03 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @DelCoSheriff These replies are absurd. It's never okay to steal. Yes, it's a crappy puppy mill chain, I'd never shop pets there, but that doesn't make it right to just steal. Hope they're caught. In reply to @DelCoSheriff's tweet | Friday, April 21, 2023 9:03:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Lenovo I've got a T14 brick because your shitty bios update flashing tool failed. I lost data and look like an asshole at work. No worries. It's my work laptop and IT has it handled. It's under warranty anyway so nothing you "try turning it on and off again" people can help with | Friday, April 14, 2023 11:08:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @heyitsylan It's okay. I'll take slow over brick. Literally just bricked my work laptop with a failed bios update. In reply to @heyitsylan's tweet | Thursday, April 13, 2023 12:29:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This is my work laptop. I don't know if I have my bitlocker key and this probably set me back a month you God damn assholes. Don't you test this shit In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, April 13, 2023 12:14:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fucking @Lenovo. I have a T14 gen 1 and whatever fucking bios update you pushed through vantage bricked my god damn laptop | Thursday, April 13, 2023 12:13:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Microsoft @msexcel The fact that this bullshit still happens in 2023 is enraging. All you need to do is set up a network printer using WSD and then power it off and open a file and it'll take 1 minute and freeze like it's Windows 95. Fuckssake fix this bullshit https://t.co/lQXp8jaFu4 | Friday, March 31, 2023 10:46:16 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @_sysengineer I would, but I'm out oif the Apple ecosystem. @fitbit is being ruined by @madebygoogle and they're actually removing all of the gamified challenges because it doesn't bring in any ad revenue and they're greedy monsters In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet | Thursday, March 30, 2023 10:20:54 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @madebygoogle @rosterloh I broke my Pixel 6 Pro screen for the third fucking time. No idea what happened. It was in my pocket. Whoever decided to put rounded corners on it is a fucking asshole. This is the worst piece of shit pixel I've owned | Thursday, March 30, 2023 9:33:26 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Dude the free twitter API tier is a JOKE. What an asshole | Wednesday, March 29, 2023 11:26:38 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Did dickead Elon kill off my API access yet? This tweet will test it and see | Wednesday, March 29, 2023 11:18:02 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @fitbit This is really bad UX. "Irregular rhythm notifications" makes it seem like it detected a problem. It is very alarming to see, only to tap into it to see "no notifications" It should say if it detected anything or not right on the banner. This is the Android app... https://t.co/st0wKsLSRE | Saturday, February 18, 2023 11:21:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @stratehgee What kind of bullcrap is that. How is that even legal. | Friday, February 17, 2023 2:09:06 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @AnkerOfficial I really like Anker products but my Q30 Headset snapped as I was putting it on and it completely fell apart. I don't treat it rough and I would say 6 months of use is not enough for wear and tear. I really can't see spending $80 on another pair. What can you do? | Sunday, February 12, 2023 7:22:24 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @WXChris13 @notshenetworks I wonder how? They removed it from the API, or at least the endpoint I'm using In reply to @WXChris13's tweet | Monday, February 06, 2023 5:29:10 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Eat a dick, David. @DaveYostOH https://t.co/UJiAp0ASbS | Thursday, February 02, 2023 6:12:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Dickhead elon is getting rid of the free api and I'm not paying that looney bin, so I'll need a new plan for https://t.co/s6ROIYhIQQ | Thursday, February 02, 2023 9:47:47 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Elon, you're fucking me up man. Have to change up my archiving API app to handle your toddler tantrums since you ordered breaking changes | Tuesday, January 17, 2023 4:33:26 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Test to see if Elon removed the tweet source from the API. I doubt it. | Monday, January 16, 2023 3:31:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @notshenetworks @SouthwestAir A few years back, Southwest had dope deals from CAK to NY and they exited that airport. It was the cheapest and easiest and once I had to do the Delta/American/United thing, it was annoying In reply to @shenetworks's tweet | Tuesday, December 27, 2022 9:55:19 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @madebygoogle @rosterloh I spent $1,312.89 for this piece of shit, a case that turned yellow and fell apart in 8 months and $300 in insurance claims. What a gd piece of shit phone In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, December 13, 2022 10:54:50 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @madebygoogle A screen should not break falling off your lap onto a wood floor. This happened TWICE with the 6 Pro and it's dumb fucking rounded corners In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, December 13, 2022 10:50:25 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Happy Tuesday. I broke my phone again and no one gets along with me. Today sucks again. It's been cloudy and gloomy for a week straight. Fuck everything | Tuesday, December 13, 2022 10:46:31 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Jesus fucking Christ. Time to insurance claim my phone for the second time. Because the screen broke falling off my lap onto a wood floor. Hey @madebygoogle fuck you and choosing to use a curved screen in the pixel 6 pro because it sticks out and shatters on the corner | Tuesday, December 13, 2022 8:45:21 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm about to go right the fuck back to Vegas because ever since I got home people have been unappreciative pricks and say I don't give them what they need even though I feel like I already do fuckin almost anything | Monday, December 12, 2022 3:38:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Happy Monday everything sucks | Monday, December 12, 2022 9:52:39 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Dude. I just spent 10 mins making a @youtubemusic playlist on my laptop and the fuckin thing is nowhere to be found on my phone. Nice cloud jagoffs | Saturday, December 03, 2022 12:19:23 PM | Twitter for Android |
| If @youtubemusic wants to be relevant, their AI needs to have our end of year summaries out at the same time Spotify does their wrap. Last year, I got mine in February. Do better | Thursday, December 01, 2022 3:39:27 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @SpiritAirlines Oh I appreciate it. Nothing can be done though because you can't control time or make the gate available to deplane. I'm just venting to my 20 followers so no big deal In reply to @SpiritAirlines's tweet | Sunday, November 27, 2022 11:41:08 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @notshenetworks This shouldn't be a thing anymore. Any company making you type in a password with a TV remote is doing it all wrong. They should be using QR codes or alphanumeric codes that you enter on a phone app/website where we can log into the provider with a password manager In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet | Sunday, November 27, 2022 6:57:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @SpiritAirlines I figured it out but it was all convoluted. Worked okay on the app, and I was trying to do it in the email or on the web version In reply to @SpiritAirlines's tweet | Sunday, November 27, 2022 11:37:43 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Can we just see this fucker pays nothing? When can we just see that? https://t.co/yDaPtPlRJ1 In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Saturday, November 26, 2022 11:56:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This thing slaps. If money were no object, I'd grab a bunch https://t.co/9p9Ah8Q9zy | Friday, November 25, 2022 11:43:41 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Why is there no way to list all blocked channels on YouTube kids app? (I have to block utter garbage content) You can only do it by going to the channel in the main YouTube app Again, Google has shit UX across the majority of it's products | Monday, November 21, 2022 9:07:38 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @_sysengineer I read this and actually thought it was Friday and now I'm disappointed In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet | Thursday, November 10, 2022 10:57:32 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Too bad if you're a woman, LGBTQ, not white or poor. Otherwise you'll be just fine. And it shouldn't have to be like that And this is what happens when the Democrats (also idiots) chose an antique senile dinosaur as if he was the most qualified person to take on Trump In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, November 08, 2022 11:44:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Ungrateful prick. I go out of my way to do something nice I usually don't do and there's zero appreciation. Only complaints and bitching. Eat a dick | Wednesday, October 19, 2022 11:50:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Cancel the season. 1) You can't only win on home runs 2) Fuck Chapman for being a bum. Should've gotten rid of him 3) If the Yankees happen to win this, it'll be in 5 all while Houston is well rested | Saturday, October 15, 2022 11:11:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @notshenetworks I always take a screenshot of the QR code (private keys) for any TOTP based auth and store it in KeePass. This way, if I need to move my auth apps, I just rescan the key on a new device. This doesn't work for things that send pushes though In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet | Tuesday, October 04, 2022 7:00:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This is fucking appalling https://t.co/gef3KteBmX Instructions on how to bypass security and install an untrustworthy apk on Android that probably collects data. App is a complete joke. It only loads a webview of the mobile site. They don't even hide the URL bar. | Friday, September 23, 2022 3:15:53 AM | Twitter Web App |
| The majority of product owners are morons and most software is shit. I had a fingerprint requirement in my myq garage door app to open it. When I logged out and in, it didn't require a fingerprint anymore. Remember my settings, assholes | Monday, September 19, 2022 9:27:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @lockheimer Before working on satellite phones, actually build a phone that doesn't overheat like mad first, and don't use a 1 year old crappy radio in a flagship *cough*Pixel6*Cough* In reply to @lockheimer's tweet | Thursday, September 01, 2022 5:14:13 PM | Twitter Web App |
| RT @motherboard: A 17-year-old girl and her mother have been charged with a series of felonies and misdemeanors after an apparent at-home a… | Wednesday, August 10, 2022 8:17:15 AM | Twitter for Android |
| gimme more gd serotonin in my gd synapses | Friday, August 05, 2022 2:34:37 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @notshenetworks @accuweather Any app where you buy premium to remove ads (which is supposed to be good forever), and then a year or so later, they come out with Premium Plus or some nonsense like that and tries to upsell you again with a recurring subscription pisses me the hell off. In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet | Tuesday, July 26, 2022 10:14:27 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @DaveYostOH Sir. You are ridiculous. The perp confessed to raping this kid and all you cared about was drinking the far right Kool Aid and denying it? Imagine the trauma this poor child went through. On top of all of it, had to travel to Indiana for healthcare https://t.co/JojkPeo96r | Wednesday, July 13, 2022 5:46:08 PM | Twitter Web App |