1746 results for AP
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| This Nest is a gimmicky piece of shit product. Doesn't even maintain the setpoint. Why did it ever let it get to 73 and not call for AC when the setpoint is 72? Their support STINKS. Entry level a crap. https://t.co/Oageccv4YA | Wednesday, August 07, 2019 2:57:50 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @EPA Andrew Wheeler is a fucking disgrace. Anyone who voted not to ban this shit should have it sprayed on their children and see what happens. Maybe it'll eliminate idiots from the gene pool. https://t.co/jHVj72PA6M | Sunday, July 21, 2019 2:47:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Getting all my window trim replaced on my house because M/I Homes thought it was a good idea to use fuckin corregated cardboard so it could soak in water over 10 years and rot my plywood. Cheap assholes. Use PVC | Tuesday, July 09, 2019 10:43:59 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Let's talk about how nom Pocky is. God bless the Japanese | Sunday, June 16, 2019 9:22:39 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @AEPOhio Thx, reported it through the app, so we're all good. Just ranting because it's been very unreliable lately. We just had a 4 hour outage last week | Thursday, June 13, 2019 1:37:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @owletbabycare I've worked in tech for the past 10 years. Whose idea was it to create a second Android app that requires re-registering for a new account? You couldn't use the same authentication and upgrade the original app? This is bananas! PS - The smart sock is awesome | Monday, June 10, 2019 11:59:29 PM | Twitter Web App |
| The dumb @EPA idiots are at it again. The fucking corn lobby... Ethanol has a lower energy content, so even if the gas is cheaper, you'd just burn it quicker... And it increases smog. Air pollution causes heart disease, cunts. https://t.co/2eBZvK6QrO | Saturday, June 01, 2019 2:24:54 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @Android @roselaprairie When I buy the Pixel 4, I expect for this to not cause performance degredation | Tuesday, May 28, 2019 6:04:08 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @NYCTSubway @MetroNorth Not the subway. Most of the Metro North tracks on the east side of GCT (16-20). It doesn't appear dirtier than normal. It just has a generic smell of garbage. For the past few days. In reply to @NYCTSubway's tweet | Wednesday, May 15, 2019 8:07:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Must be a slow news day for this goddamn tabloid of a paper https://t.co/yd3pQfk6ti | Tuesday, May 14, 2019 2:23:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Jesus Christ, @MikeDeWine. You're going to force this this poor 11 year old rape victim to give birth to this rapist piece of shit's child? Deny her of a proper childhood and teen years because some shithead raped her against her will? Get the Fuck lost https://t.co/uifIcrkjkc | Monday, May 13, 2019 10:47:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "the benefits that glyphosate confers to growers outweigh the geographically limited risks to non-target organisms." Translation: It'll give tons of people cancer but we don't give a shit. We don't care about human lives and would rather yield healthier crops" In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Wednesday, May 01, 2019 3:00:49 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Wow, this fuckin guy really let himself go. Aged like shit in just 5 years. Guess this is what happens when you're a terrorist asshole living in a cave in some shithole https://t.co/FxqzCkxpWu | Monday, April 29, 2019 5:56:08 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Also what I do at 2am on Sunday morning: Fixed the meta viewport issue so https://t.co/5oYiOpMTZe's graphic is not microscopic on mobile devices | Sunday, April 28, 2019 2:10:21 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Maybe I'm being a cynical Yankee fan over here... I should be happy we're up 6-5 after bitching all night but all I can think of is "which bullpen asshole is going to blow the save?" | Thursday, April 25, 2019 1:21:44 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Jesus Christ, Chapman... This can never be easy, can it? You're giving me agita over here | Tuesday, April 23, 2019 1:47:08 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @Andrew_Hopper @SamsungMobile @SamsungHelpUK @Samsung @PaulOBrien @AndroidAuth @androidcentral @verge @UnboxTherapy @MKBHD This is so damn stupid. It's more ergonomic to have the reader on the back of the phone and to use your index finger. Very poor design to have the sensor show up in bright sunlight and screen protectors can obscure it. @madebygoogle: don't you ever pull this crap with the Pixels In reply to @Andrew_Hopper's tweet | Friday, March 22, 2019 1:52:44 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Graphic: Protip: Don't feed dog dark leafy, stringy, greens... You will end up pulling it out of their butt because said leaf gets stuck | Tuesday, March 19, 2019 2:41:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @VZWSupport When is RCS coming to more phones? Why is this exclusive to the Pixel 3? Pixel 2 is just as capable to support RCS Chat features in the Messages app | Verizon Wireless - https://t.co/bYn4VzHf90 | Thursday, February 28, 2019 1:00:04 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| So let me get this straight... took a $5,500 portfolio devaluation due to a shitty 2018 stock market, but because I didn't sell any of it and made $1,000 in dividends and capital gains, I owe the ASSHOLE government $300 extra in income tax... | Thursday, February 14, 2019 1:39:45 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| New blog post: Seven "Affordable" Apartments Available in Astoria: 1BR Start at $2,000/Month https://t.co/AZL1ndHb1S | Sunday, February 03, 2019 10:06:39 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| Hey @AjitPaiFCC: you're a goddamn asshole Sorry, Ajit: Comcast lowered cable investment despite net neutrality repeal https://t.co/dap1ha1NYH | Saturday, January 26, 2019 10:35:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My company takes so goddamn long to approve my travel that the flights go up $200 by the time I'm able to book it Fucking morons. Their inefficiency costs them | Sunday, January 06, 2019 2:22:38 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Dlink IFTTT and Google Home cannot control my smart plug right now. Only the official app can. Is something down? | Monday, December 31, 2018 6:10:36 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| EPA: "How dare they appoint this Nancy Pelosi liberal to give us shit for how we're hurting everyone by allowing more pollution!" https://t.co/WR9xqfujQ6 | Monday, December 31, 2018 3:22:09 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Google AI is whack. What part of wishing each other Merry Christmas warrants a happy birthday reply? Frosty? https://t.co/80WH3u5jmV | Tuesday, December 25, 2018 12:15:32 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Hey @netflix how do I turn this crap off? https://t.co/F3Gf42uSKA | Saturday, December 15, 2018 11:02:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Twitter Will you cut this out and restore my full account functionality? It's not automated. I'm trying to tell these dumb representatives to restore Net Neutrality. I've already solved a captcha https://t.co/Ndh1MAcVMX | Wednesday, December 12, 2018 11:07:37 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @RMerlinDev Do you think this will be Asus' new flagship, like the 68u and 86u? I have an 87u and it is very apparent they don't care about updating it to 384. I want to get a model where they actively develop the firmware for it for years In reply to @RMerlinDev's tweet | Sunday, November 25, 2018 3:37:24 PM | Twitter for Android |
| A very disappointed āichigan fan just walked out of the spa and his voice sounded like they cancelled Christmas | Saturday, November 24, 2018 3:16:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Please explain to me why Excel 2019 has references to Internet Explorer 3 and Netscape Navigator. It's 2018. Are we just recycling the same code from the office 95 days? Are you SERIOUS @msexcel https://t.co/wYsObPgjwR | Friday, November 16, 2018 7:18:13 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Keep it up and I quit. I'm going to move to the backwoods and give up all modern technology. Just disappear off the radar and become a lumberjack in Alaska like fuckin Dexter (what a garbage ending btw) In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Monday, October 29, 2018 1:37:47 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @nypost Jesus Christ with this clickbait headline you tabloid assed paper. Respect the man and put his name in the headline, y'all made it sound like Sterling kicked it! | Tuesday, October 23, 2018 11:32:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Ask_Spectrum There's literally nothing you can do. After multiple escalations, 70+MBPS is seen as acceptable service. I had a tech out and everything with the signal and modem are fine. I just have to accept the fact that you're capping out at 85MBPS probably to conserve bandwidth In reply to @Ask_Spectrum's tweet | Wednesday, October 17, 2018 10:13:02 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Apparently, anything 70-100 MBPS is considered normal. Meanwhile, they offer 300MBPS service, so what the actual fuck. This goes to show me @Ask_Spectrum is specifically limiting the speed to 85 MBPS to save bandwidth. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Wednesday, October 17, 2018 9:59:45 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @jiaaro At least there are no data caps. Although I find it laughable that they advertise 100mbps and even after fixing my signal issues, changing splitters and rewiring things at the tap, the best they can do is 85-90MBPS. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Monday, October 15, 2018 11:05:32 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| How 'bout those poor @ElementTVs workers in SC losing their jobs because of Trump's tariffs? Guess they better apply for some of those clean coal jobs! https://t.co/mwxER4H9QL | Saturday, August 25, 2018 12:44:35 AM | Twitter for Android |
| When I find the motherfucker who stole my gas tank cap, I'm going to be plugging their asshole shut with it | Tuesday, August 21, 2018 10:47:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Y'all. There are too many absurd things happing in the world right now for me to satirize on here. I can't vanish from the Twitterverse now. Cuncel my Twitter leave. | Friday, August 17, 2018 1:34:02 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @AzureSupport @Azure Appreciate the reply. This is my complaint/parody account. I'll open up a real ticket and be professional about it. In reply to @AzureSupport's tweet | Tuesday, August 07, 2018 12:41:50 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Why does the API return an exception when doing a get on the default APIM policy? Like what the fuck. But if I save an XML comment in the portal, then the GET returns properly. Fuckoutthea @Azure In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, August 07, 2018 12:17:12 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Microsoft's REST API to manage their Azure API Management service, is SO convoluted, even using Microsoft's powershell. Fuckssake what a piece of shit. | Tuesday, August 07, 2018 12:15:37 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Everyone knows what happened in 1929 tho amirite? https://t.co/Klsm6fU2zt | Thursday, July 19, 2018 11:28:05 AM | Twitter for Android |
| How is it that Google gets sued for forcing its Google Apps stack on anyone with an Android when Apple does the SAME thing. They preinstall Safari, their mail app, their calendar app, photos, etc | Wednesday, July 18, 2018 12:38:25 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I was looking at a tweet of dude ripping on Russian politics and then my Twitter app crashed. | Tuesday, July 17, 2018 1:28:47 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Jesus Christ. I take ONE Friday off and my team manages to break the entire build system and also deployed an old version of one of our apps because they didn't git pull before making changes. | Monday, July 16, 2018 10:09:43 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Lol.. this dude played like 10 games total and spent the other 12 years on the DL https://t.co/tUItPiRwap | Monday, June 25, 2018 9:27:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Flat Earthers: How do you explain airplanes very far in the distance that leave vapor trails traveling straight up or down? | Tuesday, June 19, 2018 1:37:53 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| The NY Post is trying to take credit for this? Get real. Everyone knows the J/Z LES stations are dilapidated shitholes https://t.co/hYMXywn6CF | Saturday, May 26, 2018 1:06:53 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Just wanted to point out... Eric Clapton's solo, acoustic-ish version of Layla is š„flames | Thursday, May 17, 2018 6:04:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The Slack Windows 10 app is a piece of shit | Wednesday, May 16, 2018 12:48:54 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Why in the world is the My Verizon Android app 166 MB? To show a couple of dashboards and do basic account management? Gmail and Chrome apps are less than 10MB @VZWNow https://t.co/4zjb4d9k4z | Tuesday, May 08, 2018 12:48:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Pellentesque interdum rutrum sodales. Nullam mattis fermentum libero, non volutpat. Anything after that is > 140 chrs and I'm testing their tweet_mode=extended on user_timeline.json API | Tuesday, April 10, 2018 4:58:14 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| See, in my older age, idgaf as much about drinking, but they don't have Papaya Dog or dollar pizza in Ohio doe. So jussayin. #getnycfoodinmybelly | Monday, April 02, 2018 10:29:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| You guys! I heard that @VP has a gay bunny and I could not be happier for him! | Friday, March 23, 2018 10:11:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| See, this is why Giuliani had them killed instead. It prevented this entire mess from happening in the first place: https://t.co/WfkiLg0vG7 | Friday, March 09, 2018 12:21:28 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Yo @APrecourt you greedy sellout jagoff. #savethecrew https://t.co/ricSPPUmHi | Tuesday, February 27, 2018 10:00:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Hey @kristinegWP... Why is your article on the kid getting bitten by a dog so biased? You made it sound like it was an unprovoked attack, but left out the fact that the owner warned the kid not to approach the dog | Friday, February 23, 2018 3:39:42 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @AjitPaiFCC @MIC_JAPAN @kb2474 Hey shithead. Japan's internet is better than ours you shill ass bitch. You ruined it In reply to @AjitPaiFCC's tweet | Friday, January 05, 2018 12:25:05 AM | Twitter for Android |
| New blog post: If you take out a mortgage to buy Bitcoin, you're a certified moron and deserve to lose it all https://t.co/VWlpW4LsAP | Tuesday, December 12, 2017 12:01:27 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: tst https://t.co/q88aPMkMsF | Tuesday, November 21, 2017 3:50:57 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| At a Van Morrison show and that player is dapper af. Sparkly striped suit and green bowtie. F'in a! | Thursday, September 14, 2017 9:21:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Wifey's just a tad salty because the pup would rather snuggle on my lap instead of hers. | Tuesday, September 05, 2017 10:22:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| OK, I figured out how to get the Cast screen back. Have to do three things after turning the TV on though. WITH THE APP (need new remote) | Thursday, August 31, 2017 1:51:19 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @VIZIO Let alone, ruined perfectly good Google Cast integration with their own built in apps and ads BULLSHIT. He @VIZIO, eat a dick In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, August 31, 2017 1:22:26 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Happy Monday. I roll out of bed to do a maintenance and it puts me in an instantly foul mood. | Monday, August 28, 2017 9:11:50 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Jesus Christ, Chapman. Send him to the sun | Friday, August 25, 2017 10:47:31 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Hey @SIRIUSXM: y'all players need to optimize your Windows Store app. By no means should an audio stream use 30% of my CPU and 350 MB of RAM https://t.co/zVGJLYv2uA | Friday, August 25, 2017 1:38:23 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Work laptop at 100% CPU. After removing all the shit antivirus and IT management spyware they put on my computer, it is running just fine. | Friday, August 25, 2017 10:57:22 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Hey @moto @lenovo your inept assed Moto X 2015 can't even run the fuckin @Uber app without freezing. Cunts https://t.co/xDTZVM67Ga | Saturday, August 19, 2017 12:16:28 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I just bumped into this old hag barback by accident in Portland Maine and I apologized and she still flipped me off. | Saturday, August 19, 2017 12:02:29 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Put Chapman on suicide watch | Friday, August 18, 2017 11:23:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Cuncel da Chapman | Friday, August 18, 2017 11:07:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| You guys. It's gonna happen tonight. I'm gonna get really drunk and play bananaphone on the jukebox at the bar | Thursday, August 17, 2017 6:40:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Joe how about ya leave my boy @DRob30 in. Ya overanalyze the stats and go by the book and you'll get Chapman blowing another one | Monday, August 14, 2017 9:51:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Hey @verizonfios @verizonsupport How badly are you shaping Zoom conference call traffic? I'm getting 85MBPS up/down and it's robotic | Monday, August 14, 2017 3:09:25 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Yo @waze love your app, but it's buggy af on Android. I had to force close it 5 times and restart the nav because it kept freezing. Wtf: https://t.co/6b0FkQogct | Sunday, August 13, 2017 4:45:58 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I had a couple drinks you guys and was singing to my dog and was so happy because she liked it and wagged her tail. Now I'm bawling. | Saturday, August 05, 2017 3:30:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| What will happen first? @MotorolaUS suck it, I'm getting a pixel next. Way to keep your shit updated assholes | Sunday, July 16, 2017 2:17:48 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm concerned about the abundance of snap hotdogs and dick convos being had this weekend. | Saturday, July 15, 2017 10:18:23 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I don't even know how to get the snap hotdog because I'm an old millennial. IDK how that shit works https://t.co/Bg2wBZnRjN | Thursday, July 13, 2017 11:14:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The snap hotdog fucks | Thursday, July 13, 2017 11:11:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Sometimes you get a shitty shuffle that stinks! Not today. The MTA could shut down and I'd still be happy! https://t.co/c5Z7zqrCz7 | Wednesday, July 12, 2017 6:17:35 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yankees are cunceled as long as Joe keeps putting Clippard out there. Absolutely disgusting watching this team collapse | Saturday, July 08, 2017 1:54:01 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @RMerlinDev You ever see SSH and httpd hang on the 87u? I can't SSH or use the WebUI unless I power cycle. Happened to me in older versions https://t.co/G5oiUeAwqk | Tuesday, June 27, 2017 10:38:51 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Trying this again. Apparently, it's as simple as adding tweet_mode=extended to the statuses/show.json endpoint. test test la la la la la la https://t.co/sQp8NEJjan | Saturday, June 24, 2017 1:23:52 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| This is a test of a very long tweet (near 140 characters) and a photo. Testing my twitter app, which can't handle new features they added.. https://t.co/p1JhxS8t8w | Saturday, June 24, 2017 12:55:54 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Got another groomsman rapping biggie over sublime beats for the win. Shit's turnt | Saturday, May 27, 2017 2:20:05 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuckin iOS has no notion of a file system. How am I supposed to back up the video of me shirtless screaming temple of the dog from snapchat? | Monday, May 22, 2017 1:15:32 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @__JLu Oh jeez. That may be happening this July | Sunday, May 14, 2017 7:49:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yo @Qualcomm... Why can't you fuckers make your yearly flagship chip better than last years Apple's processor? This is why Androids all suck https://t.co/UuFEwGYBkI | Saturday, May 13, 2017 2:16:32 AM | Twitter for Android |
| How about CNN stealing ideas off my old tweets about old millennials not knowing how to use Snapchat? https://t.co/67kzn0Als5 #oldmillennial https://t.co/wdpaMcDmB8 | Tuesday, May 09, 2017 10:08:47 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Happy Friday to ya from a guy who has no idea where he is - Joe Cocker's keyboard dude live at the Fillmore East in 1970. https://t.co/Bu6rhFLfgI | Friday, May 05, 2017 9:58:09 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| "Waterfront hub with regional flights" is way to fancy of a description for this fuckin abomination @googlemaps https://t.co/mpLrq0t2C9 | Saturday, April 22, 2017 3:57:25 AM | Twitter for Android |
| My work laptop was completely fine, then I come into the office and they apply BULLSHIT GPOs which crippled half of my shit. #cunts | Thursday, April 20, 2017 9:13:35 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| What the shit is this @Fitbit... Android app update and firmware update, now notifications are broken and the app refuses to force stop | Monday, April 17, 2017 1:43:12 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Hey @Google Keep... Way to not have undo type in your app so when I accidentally delete text, there's no way to get it back. Wizzeak | Monday, April 10, 2017 8:47:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| only in fuckin eastchester do you have landscapers that uses 5 leaf blowers at a time. shut the fuck up outside. trying to sleep | Saturday, April 01, 2017 3:46:01 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Amazing how ignorant these people are saying this shit is safe. Enjoy your cancer https://t.co/yfApxyLRDB | Thursday, March 30, 2017 8:13:30 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Always a bad sign waking up on Vinny's couch not knowing what the actual fuck happened | Thursday, March 30, 2017 8:08:25 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| What the actual fuck happened last night? | Thursday, March 30, 2017 8:03:34 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Nah son. Someone set the background color to black and deleted a circle shape in MS Paint https://t.co/PzkhT9wrUt | Tuesday, March 28, 2017 10:19:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This is fucking stupid. So if the tablet/laptop is a timebomb, it'll be safer in the checked area than the cabin? https://t.co/2MUqILasvc | Tuesday, March 21, 2017 9:31:27 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| We need to got back to the days where Will Smith is rapping about CD Roms again | Friday, March 17, 2017 10:24:30 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Always get the worst fomo when I day drink, take a nap, and sleep through the part 2 rally | Sunday, March 05, 2017 1:38:48 AM | Twitter for Android |
| CTO just freaked the fuck out on me because I had our app offline during the entire PLANNED maintenance window and not just a part of it | Monday, February 13, 2017 11:03:38 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I was blackout by 4 pm yesterday and apparently was telling everyone I was drinking a "vodka soda splash of tequila" | Sunday, February 12, 2017 11:45:17 AM | Twitter for Android |
| šµCould you look me in the eyeeee.... And tell me that you're happy nowšµ | Sunday, January 29, 2017 4:13:30 AM | Twitter for Android |
| My wedding photographer is chillin with us tonight. She's a hotter, less hood version of our HR office girl | Saturday, January 28, 2017 9:47:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Apologies to my Twitter followers for angry NYC tweets or no tweets (when I'm happy) we need more silly shit | Saturday, January 28, 2017 9:00:37 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @BofA_Help appreciate it! In reply to @BofA_Help's tweet | Thursday, January 26, 2017 5:48:35 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Work laptop battery died and don't have my brick. Didn't finish 9am presentation </welp> | Thursday, January 26, 2017 1:40:47 AM | Twitter for Android |
| We're all the same shit: https://t.co/CjWSuvRAPe | Friday, January 13, 2017 12:19:15 AM | Twitter for Android |
| You're rapping about homosexuals and Vicodin. I can't sell this shit. https://t.co/wGr8NGzJai | Thursday, January 12, 2017 9:22:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| You know why Dre's record was so successful? He's rapping about big screen TVs, blunts, 40s & bitches. | Thursday, January 12, 2017 9:21:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This crazy Japanese dude just spent $632,000 on a tuna fish. Comes out to $1356/lb to break even. Flat out nuts https://t.co/tU4f9zl4uB | Thursday, January 05, 2017 2:47:06 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Couple hours before midnight and I'm like wastey. Dafuq did that happen? | Saturday, December 31, 2016 9:48:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Happy winter solstice! ā | Wednesday, December 21, 2016 5:45:15 AM | IFTTT |
| The railroad telling me to refrain from inappropriate language is hysterical. Y you pay some poor soul to answer social media at 10? | Monday, December 19, 2016 10:17:36 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @MetroNorth: @portfolioso As a reminder, this is a public site and we ask all users to refrain from inappropriate language. | Monday, December 19, 2016 10:12:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @MetroNorth Apologies. My Twitter is a satire account and is marked as possibly inappropriate. In reply to @MetroNorth's tweet | Monday, December 19, 2016 10:10:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @KFCBarstool fuck you Clancy. iPhones are for saps In reply to @KFCBarstool's tweet | Saturday, December 17, 2016 9:26:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Just broke a glass at the bar. Swear to God that never happens | Tuesday, December 13, 2016 12:07:44 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Happy Monday @MetroNorth running like delays and shit as per usual #cunts | Monday, December 12, 2016 8:34:55 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @timehop should fix the UI in the Android app when there's no network but the carrier still reports 4G. Looks absolutely vile. Be better https://t.co/Hkc7ZXFZQK | Monday, December 12, 2016 8:24:16 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Hey, @googlephotos. Pretty buggy UX on the Android app. How can I get in touch with someone about my issues? https://t.co/YjMP6KifYH | Monday, December 12, 2016 1:10:20 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Yo @MetroNorth fix ya crappy 90s looking website and make your schedules work https://t.co/Hpzl0Ay72v | Wednesday, December 07, 2016 12:34:36 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @__JLu Scrape all the data and make a visualization | Friday, December 02, 2016 11:29:56 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| "I made my family disappear!" -Kevin McCallister | Sunday, November 27, 2016 9:40:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Gotta love Westchester. Will you landscapers shut the fuck up at 9:45 am the day after Thanksgiving? Trying to sleep in here | Friday, November 25, 2016 9:43:09 AM | Twitter for Android |
| This miserab disapproves of everything I do. Eh. Whatever. People's opinions are their problem. I'm more than thankful and happy | Thursday, November 24, 2016 10:57:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Stop installing this shit on my laptop via policy to eat my CPU cycles https://t.co/CVOAoa2iZG | Wednesday, November 23, 2016 10:22:10 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| It's 2016. If you still use a SOAP API, you're an asshole. Fuckin shit is so clunky and repetitive it's not even funny | Tuesday, November 08, 2016 4:50:19 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| What kind of dumb bitch pages the oncall for an incident that happened and fixed itself an hour ago? | Saturday, October 22, 2016 6:54:55 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Absolute horseshit on this article. Ain't no way Manhattan, Jersey City & Brooklyn are happy places to work: https://t.co/pes3sygRxo | Tuesday, October 11, 2016 12:07:41 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Picked the wrong week to come into the office. The pen testers are here and will discover all my bullshit I have on my work laptop. | Monday, October 10, 2016 5:10:34 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Columbus day: A day to celebrate an Italian dude working for Spain who raped and murdered Native Americans | Monday, October 10, 2016 1:00:54 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This flight attendant is mad rachet about airplane mode and checking seatbelts. Legit woke someone up with a bag in her lap to check. | Saturday, September 17, 2016 3:22:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Motorola killed the headphone jack on the Moto Z a couple weeks before Apple did, but obviously it's only a big deal when Apple does it. | Wednesday, September 07, 2016 10:38:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| These clouds are fucking up my view of Venus and Jupiter overlapping https://t.co/C3zecoKHTN | Saturday, August 27, 2016 7:53:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| It's convoluted how Azure VMs are backed up or snapshotted. Holy Christ. | Monday, August 22, 2016 2:00:27 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I apologize in advance for my tweets later tonight #sorrynotsorry | Friday, August 19, 2016 3:20:52 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| My desk has empty solo cups on it and is sticky. Wanted to grab a coffee. There's no milk in the fridge but there's Colt 45. Happy Monday | Monday, August 15, 2016 9:51:31 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I want to watch the meteor shower but it's cloudy and thunderstorming. This always happens. | Friday, August 12, 2016 12:16:34 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Still have no internet since Thursday. Thanks Time Warner. Promised me a call two days in a row from a supervisor. Never happened. | Sunday, July 31, 2016 11:10:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I am going absolutely apeshit on this poor phone tech | Friday, July 29, 2016 6:55:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @TWC_NYNJ 2 hours and you can't even get a modem activated. Swapped out my modem because it stopped working after your outage yesterday. F- | Friday, July 29, 2016 12:51:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| At the Guns N Roses concert. Just played Civil War. Which is what'll happen to America if Trump wins | Saturday, July 23, 2016 11:17:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Wait a sec. I never actually authorized Niantic to my Google account and I don't see it listed as having access under connected apps DAFUQ | Monday, July 11, 2016 6:56:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "Forced to buy more storage they'll never use?" Idiotic. You can fill up 16GB in 2 seconds. I agree with Apple https://t.co/MwVgFL4Kph | Sunday, July 10, 2016 2:52:53 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| See here's the thing. 100% of airport workers in the Bahamas are the happiest people alive. 100% of airport workers in JFK or LGA are cunts | Saturday, July 02, 2016 3:01:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Some player has to invent a better WiFi standard where you can hop between APs like cell towers. Because it's horrid https://t.co/lkzxmeseh9 | Thursday, June 30, 2016 9:45:54 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Snapchat has a horse shit UI. Kids of tomorrow are gonna create apps like this? We're fucked. | Tuesday, June 21, 2016 10:00:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Happy summer solstice full moon day! | Monday, June 20, 2016 8:44:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Really happy Cleveland's got more than this going for them now: https://t.co/slSg2u3hmO | Monday, June 20, 2016 1:04:20 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Pluto's tight, son https://t.co/8obW8qnFAP | Friday, May 27, 2016 2:44:06 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Happy Friyay | Friday, May 27, 2016 8:44:27 AM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @PeruvianPrncs: Help! What's a filter on Snapchat? How do I engage our clients on it? #oldmillenial #pdxdms | Thursday, May 26, 2016 12:32:20 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Is there any way to see what I just Snapchated? Because I'm pretty sure I won't remember this in the am or 5 mins from now... #oldmillenial | Wednesday, May 25, 2016 10:36:37 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I don't understand how the Snapchat works. #oldmillenial | Wednesday, May 25, 2016 10:25:58 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I just tried to photo bomb a Snapchat and got crossed out before being sent. Little #butthurt | Wednesday, May 25, 2016 10:23:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yo @twitter. Fix the bug in your Android app where scrolling through multiple pics in one tweet lags the shit out of my phone | Wednesday, May 25, 2016 9:26:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Happy Monday, cunts #thefuckingsubway | Monday, May 09, 2016 9:24:10 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Oh for fuck's sake. Just found out that one of our apps has a different version of redis on the master than the slave. | Friday, May 06, 2016 11:49:20 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Damn auto inserting tracking hashtags from my app I forgot to delete. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, April 28, 2016 2:33:33 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Because I'm a nostalgic degenerate, just ordered a Bud Light bottle at the bar because it reminded me of the Grape | Thursday, April 28, 2016 2:06:28 AM | Twitter for Android |
| The NYC subway is so bad, my hashtag #thefuckingsubway crashes my Twitter app on Android. | Tuesday, April 26, 2016 9:09:05 AM | Twitter for Android |
| What kind of stupid fuckin system doesn't show you a summary of your appointment time on the thank you screen after you schedule something? | Tuesday, April 26, 2016 1:08:08 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Happy Monday! #YOLO https://t.co/jf6AdbCOKn | Monday, April 25, 2016 9:12:12 AM | Twitter for Android |
| THUNDER ROADDDDDD (@ Irish American - @theiapub in New York, NY) https://t.co/oW79fxy1SN https://t.co/Kj2e7BqjVt | Thursday, April 07, 2016 8:41:41 PM | Foursquare |
| Happy Opening Day (Take 2)! | Tuesday, April 05, 2016 1:02:55 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I appreciate how Ahmed had to check my baggage claim ticket before letting me leave LaGuardia with my bags #highsecurity #OnlyInNewYork | Monday, March 28, 2016 10:18:36 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I appreciate how Ahmed had to check my baggage claim ticket before letting me leave LaGuardia with my bags #highsecurity #OnlyOnNewYork | Monday, March 28, 2016 10:12:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @RockNationRadio but what ever happened with Guns N Roses and bringing Slash back? In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet | Monday, March 28, 2016 12:33:35 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Probably need to rebuild my VPS because fuckin apt-get is a piece of shit and fucked up all my mysql dependencies #forfuckssake | Monday, March 28, 2016 12:25:20 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Happy Easter šš£ https://t.co/UyhpEXNkKo | Sunday, March 27, 2016 10:34:04 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Rather that using a REST client on Android to check in privately w/ Swarm's API, I just made a dashboard for myself in php. #winning | Saturday, March 26, 2016 3:31:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @swarmapp was fixed in an update. Thanks | Saturday, March 26, 2016 11:04:05 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @swarmapp New profile page crashes on my Moto X Pure (Android 6.0), even after clearing all app data. | Thursday, March 24, 2016 4:39:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuckin Google sheets. I shouldn't be able to completely crash and hang your web app locally with a specially crafted use of functions... | Monday, February 29, 2016 11:29:31 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Happy Leap Day. More importantly, Happy Birthday Ja Rule. | Monday, February 29, 2016 8:42:03 AM | Twitter for Android |
| What's a better Karaoke/Rap name for Freddy? | Friday, February 26, 2016 11:32:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Will SmithĀ don't gottaĀ cussĀ in his raps to sellĀ records; Well IĀ do, soĀ fuck himĀ andĀ fuck you too! | Friday, February 26, 2016 12:43:20 AM | Twitter for Android |
| SECURITY GUY. TERMINATED https://t.co/0exgAApyCI | Friday, February 19, 2016 5:42:17 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| What kind of dumb bitch works from home on his last day? I need your RSA token and laptop back idiot. And it's the security guy. Real secure | Friday, February 19, 2016 10:33:18 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Testing this shit from a python script using the Twitter API | Monday, February 01, 2016 1:09:10 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| Society is bullshit and almost everything is a disappointment. Good night. | Saturday, January 30, 2016 1:39:47 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Any dev writing software who stores settings in the registry, %appdata% or ProgramData under their first/last name is an asshole. | Thursday, January 28, 2016 1:38:03 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| You've got @LonnieQuinnTV yappin about icebergs floating down the street down the shore. Iceberg! Dead ahead! | Saturday, January 23, 2016 3:43:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yo @Microsoft, <3 you guys but @Skype 7.18.0.109 is a crashy, unstable piece of crap on Windows 10. k thx bye | Thursday, January 21, 2016 12:27:25 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I've got 1TB worth of 94 million API logs for 29 days and they can all go fuck themselves | Tuesday, January 12, 2016 10:37:27 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Microsoft Edge is pretty tight. Like, > Chrome. Attn Apple Fanboys: I'm about to be a @Windows fanboy. How you like it now? #Windows10 | Friday, January 08, 2016 1:44:43 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I don't think you actually understand my new appreciation for trees. Fantastic Windows 10 lock screen spotlight pic. https://t.co/Tc6k8GV7eR | Friday, January 08, 2016 1:26:44 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| The fuck happened last night? | Friday, January 01, 2016 11:34:17 AM | Twitter for Android |
| My man crush Paul O'Neill dapper AF this new year's https://t.co/i8YGkE2arp | Thursday, December 31, 2015 8:52:58 PM | Twitter for Android |
| New blog post: Miserable UX on https://t.co/YQCLXv1yb4 and It's Android App https://t.co/ASs5u50Tig | Sunday, December 27, 2015 11:46:10 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| Happy birffday to me! https://t.co/iRfNHf2aK5 | Friday, December 25, 2015 1:33:52 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Facebook app does A/B tests. Found in debugger: com.facebook.messaging.abtest.GeneratedLauncherBadgeDataSourceExperiment@6760e13 occurred | Wednesday, December 23, 2015 6:53:46 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| My eyes are itching from the fucking cat in this apartment and I still don't have my hot dog. | Sunday, December 13, 2015 8:22:10 PM | Twitter for Android |
| We're unwrapping Vinny's present now | Thursday, December 10, 2015 8:06:37 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Mastered the art of falling asleep standing up on the subway where my leg starts collapsing and I spazz wake up and scare people. | Wednesday, December 09, 2015 5:56:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Besides the new San Fran Apple TV flyby, Apple TV screensaver is lame as fuck and repeats the save 7 pics over and over. #chromecastftw | Sunday, December 06, 2015 8:16:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Just found out from @MalJNew Scott Wieland kicked it. My first reaction "Jesus fucking Christ I knew that'd happen at some point" | Friday, December 04, 2015 1:32:31 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Someone needs to tape this asshole's mouth shut until she starves to death https://t.co/WsjvnNmu60 | Saturday, November 28, 2015 1:30:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck Apple for their "lives photo" marketing scheme. It's a goddamn glorified video. | Friday, November 20, 2015 12:33:08 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Enraged at something that happened at work. "Speak softly and carry a big stick..." I will do that. Later, I'll shove it up their fuckin ass | Wednesday, October 28, 2015 2:35:01 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I changed my email, then changed it back. Now it's texting me fuckin verification codes instead of using the app #failwhale | Saturday, October 24, 2015 9:50:42 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @ky9 So positive, I like it! Wouldn't happen to be Twitter inspired eh? We go alllll the way back on Twitter. #OG | Wednesday, October 21, 2015 11:31:21 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Jesus fucking Christ ISIS, I can assure you Allah doesn't want you going around raping people and having sex slaves http://t.co/WM3Bq6IuCv | Monday, October 12, 2015 1:03:27 AM | Twitter for Android |
| This gravity rap/techno song on Bill Nye the Science Guy is so 90s and awesome and made of win. | Friday, October 02, 2015 8:31:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fully blame the karaoke guy's Mets wallpaper for crashing the karaoke app | Saturday, September 19, 2015 12:15:29 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Subway is legit parked right now. #mtaproblems | Wednesday, September 16, 2015 8:55:25 AM | Twitter for Android |
| OMG. Everything was configured just fine, but it's because they merged fuckin code in from 3 versions ago and the app broke. #shitsgottastop | Thursday, September 03, 2015 5:27:58 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Why the fuck does Windows 10 keep automatically installing the "Get Office" app. I uninstalled it twice and I already have office. GTFO | Tuesday, August 04, 2015 10:13:44 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Is it me, or is Google and Google Maps down/really slow right now? Had to use Bing and it worked like a charm | Sunday, August 02, 2015 12:38:26 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I legit lugged three laptops home from the bar #felloffthetruck #justkidding | Tuesday, July 28, 2015 12:24:26 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Better not disappoint. https://t.co/2A4QIMSkFE | Monday, July 27, 2015 1:35:32 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Can't even filter by "submitted by" for user stories in our agile tracking software. Piece of crap | Friday, July 24, 2015 1:42:22 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| "I take one lens out so I can wink at bitches" http://t.co/cfya7o5Ap3 | Tuesday, July 21, 2015 8:32:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Confirmed: The Minion in the McDonalds happy meal does indeed say "what the fuck." | Saturday, July 18, 2015 9:48:21 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Why did the @googlecalendar Android app use 18% of my battery today and I didn't even open it once. Come on http://t.co/MLvjTUd0hL | Wednesday, July 15, 2015 3:00:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I picked tonight as my drinking night because I have an extra leap second to sober up, cunts. | Tuesday, June 30, 2015 10:48:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| A+ mix from the All-Star Rapalong category on @GooglePlayMusic. Happy Tuesday! http://t.co/22uP5hosd5 | Tuesday, June 30, 2015 8:31:26 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I think I legit blacked out at the ATM. Don't remember taking my money from the slot, but apparently, I have it. | Tuesday, June 16, 2015 3:55:19 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm at Cape May Washington Commons in West Cape May, NJ w/ @maljnew https://t.co/LuhX7Yy5Fw | Saturday, June 13, 2015 7:45:07 PM | Foursquare |
| @mustang_sarah @google @googlecalendar doesn't happen on Android In reply to @mustang_sarah's tweet | Thursday, June 11, 2015 4:07:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'll bet you this suit gets so hard when he clicks approve on change requests. MAD POWER BRO | Tuesday, June 09, 2015 4:25:36 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This fucking guy... They should tape his mouth shut and let him starve to death http://t.co/RI63pUuuHo | Tuesday, June 02, 2015 4:32:49 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Thought 2 on Google Photos: It's everything I disliked about Apple syncing photos to iCloud ;). Convenient but annoying | Friday, May 29, 2015 1:50:21 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| "Hi. You have one day to create a new build script and deploy a new app. It doesn't compile yet tho. BTW, let's sit in meetings for hours" | Thursday, May 28, 2015 3:38:56 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I legit have no idea how to add people on Snapchat. Feel like a gramps | Sunday, May 24, 2015 12:55:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Happy bday @ky9!!! -Sketch PS - Cya at reunion | Saturday, May 23, 2015 8:09:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This happened to me today. With alcohol. https://t.co/V3933wysxk | Saturday, May 23, 2015 4:48:23 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @TWC_Help want to tell me why your internet is down yet again? Chat said loose wires outside. why does this happens every week | Sunday, May 17, 2015 12:02:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Oh the Preakness... I may or may not have convinced a Jesuit to move a final exam for me back in '10 to make an appearance. | Saturday, May 16, 2015 3:43:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Waspito android apps, google play TV shows/ movies/ books that work on android and can be chromecasted | Friday, May 15, 2015 12:13:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Happy Friday! (PS our primary domain controller won't boot) | Friday, May 08, 2015 12:22:42 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| DAT Snapchat doe | Wednesday, May 06, 2015 10:27:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| GOOD. IT'S A PIECE OF SHIT... Google Apparently Exploring A Design Revision For Hangouts Chrome App: http://t.co/z9SsID1108 | Tuesday, May 05, 2015 11:54:42 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Ain't got no time for people's bullshit here. Staying happy son! | Monday, May 04, 2015 3:14:44 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Just uninstalled iTunes, Bonjour, Apple Mobile Device Support and Apple Updater. Shitty assed Windows programs I don't need anymore. | Thursday, April 30, 2015 8:39:25 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| once again did an update and seeing if it broke my twitter app. testing | Friday, April 24, 2015 9:26:50 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Dude. Quiet. Nonstop yappin. Trying to work here | Wednesday, April 15, 2015 9:38:17 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Sorry my new shortstop dude, you just can't make that Jeter running jumping play. Not happenin' | Thursday, April 09, 2015 8:44:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @ky9 Happy opening day! You excited for your new and improved Mets? PS - Bartolo Colon is hysterical. | Monday, April 06, 2015 11:21:43 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Happy Opening Day 2015! | Monday, April 06, 2015 9:47:06 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Listening to "New Music" on Google Play. Apparently, there's a new three Days Grace album. Sounds like it's 2003 bros. So generic. | Wednesday, April 01, 2015 11:53:32 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| It's 2015. How about Windows Explorer doesn't fucking hang when a mapped drive isn't available. BEEN AN ISSUE SINCE THE 90s FIX IT | Tuesday, March 24, 2015 2:10:08 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Just escaped the Hoboken PoPo | Saturday, March 21, 2015 11:38:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm like a grandpa trying to use an Apple TV. Chromecast FTW | Monday, March 16, 2015 9:54:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
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