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| The number of parents who reek of weed at Chuck E Cheese is a lot. Dog, I don't judge but if you want to show up at a kids place high, at least vape or have edibles. Come on now. At least try not to reek of it. | Saturday, April 18, 2026 6:43:14 PM | BlueSky |
| There's nothing wrong with a K shaped economy for those who are on the upper end of the K | Friday, April 17, 2026 9:47:43 PM | BlueSky |
| Bring it! I'm all for yeeting myself out of society. Hikikomori. The Japanese really know what they're doing over here. https://www.iflscience.com/hikikomori-is-this-dark-japanese-phenomenon-going-global-83148 | Wednesday, April 15, 2026 9:22:34 PM | BlueSky |
| The amount of trolling and absurdities I commit into the codebases at work is beyond. DevOps Borat: [[ Image ]] | Wednesday, April 15, 2026 4:58:43 PM | BlueSky |
| God miserable damn it with this shit. I'm busy, late to leave, and now the security team pages out to rotate mf'in GitHub secrets that got exposed [[ Image ]] | Tuesday, April 14, 2026 6:37:42 PM | BlueSky |
| Can't I catch a fucking break over here? Lost by 3 points last week, and this week, I scored 3rd highest points in the league but happened to match up against one of the two teams that did better. I was predicted to win and didn't. Now I'm predicted to lose next week and probably will. In reply to @portfolioso.com's post | Sunday, April 12, 2026 9:39:15 PM | BlueSky |
| Both Netflix and YouTube Music Premium are raising prices and it's going to cost me like $9 more a month for both. You know who never raised prices ever? Torrents. Free for life. #StickItToTheMan #EatTheRich #FuckMediaConglomerates [[ Image ]] | Sunday, April 12, 2026 1:11:48 PM | BlueSky |
| Hogwash! My grandpa ate burnt toast all the time. He used to say the charcoal was good for the stomach. Guy lived to 99. https://www.theguardian.com/science/2026/apr/07/crispr-gene-edited-wheat-toasted-bread-less-carcinogenic-acrylamide | Tuesday, April 07, 2026 9:09:44 PM | BlueSky |
| My neurodivergent ass found it interesting that my laptop (which runs 24/7), uses 2 more idle watts when running nginx, php and Selenium docker containers - with no requests, load or tests running vs the docker engine shut down. | Monday, April 06, 2026 2:45:29 AM | BlueSky |
| [[ Image ]] | Sunday, April 05, 2026 4:42:04 PM | BlueSky |
| Jokes on them. I've gotten around it. Little bit of a pain in the ass, but no one stops Chad Scraper [[ Image ]] In reply to @portfolioso.com's post | Wednesday, April 01, 2026 9:49:58 PM | BlueSky |
| Nothing like shattering a bottle of fuckin sauce the second you bring it home because the top-heavy motherfucker tipped over on your granite counter. I want my $5 back. Not a shitty jar of Prego, but the good stuff. đ [[ Image ]] | Wednesday, April 01, 2026 5:43:49 PM | BlueSky |
| This is a weird as shit mix, YouTube Music. These genres are polar opposites and don't mix. [[ Image ]] | Monday, March 30, 2026 4:58:26 AM | BlueSky |
| Mandatory disclaimer. This is a joke and I didn't actually do this. I nested my reply under the wrong post, sooo just need to set the record straight this is a serious, non-joking matter: https://bsky.app/profile/portfolioso.com/post/3miahzvd5pk27 In reply to @portfolioso.com's post | Monday, March 30, 2026 2:29:01 AM | BlueSky |
| Docker Des' top E cel ile E plorer Windows: Go home. You're drunk [[ Image ]] | Sunday, March 29, 2026 10:34:49 PM | BlueSky |
| I'm just kidding about the beers. It's an exaggeration. Never happened. Don't drink and drive folks. Very bad. Don't ruin anyone's lives or your life. In reply to @portfolioso.com's post | Sunday, March 29, 2026 9:09:13 PM | BlueSky |
| These HR sexual harassment trainings are beyond absurd. I can't believe there are people who actually do the things that happen in these trainings. Like a bru asked someone out, got politely declined and then he kept asking a million times? Read the room. Why chase someone not interested? Christ. | Thursday, March 26, 2026 12:45:27 PM | BlueSky |
| If X doesn't have a bot problem, why did these two accounts both follow me within seconds? [[ Image ]][[ Image ]] | Sunday, March 22, 2026 1:31:03 AM | BlueSky |
| So what are the best countries willing to take disgruntled Americans? Anyone? I think it's about time to GTFO here like my ancestors left Southern Italy in the early 1900s https://search.app/KcAc7 | Saturday, March 14, 2026 1:15:00 AM | BlueSky |
| This is some Midwestern bullshit right hur [[ Image ]] | Wednesday, March 11, 2026 7:56:28 PM | BlueSky |
| One of my hobbies is documenting failed kiosks that have errored out [[ Image ]][[ Image ]][[ Image ]] | Sunday, March 08, 2026 11:34:34 AM | BlueSky |
| Lol I can't tell if you're trolling with that or genuinely like the concept. I had a cheap similar one and it was meh - maybe it was accurate? Couldn't tell. But I've seen some fancy ones that are probably more accurate and can even identify the exact charging protocol negotiated. Get a good one! In reply to @tracketpacer.com's post | Friday, February 06, 2026 11:46:34 PM | BlueSky |
| TF this cracker talking about [[ Image ]] | Tuesday, February 03, 2026 5:26:51 PM | BlueSky |
| A door to door solicitor pushed me too far today (dog recovering from surgery and needs rest, and she got up to bark at the door). So I put 5 of these all around my door and doorbell [[ Image ]] | Friday, January 16, 2026 7:44:35 PM | BlueSky |
| Nothing is more enraging than Azure APIs and the fact that Microsoft literally sends back different responses for the same gd request within 30 seconds. I have an engineer who loops through API versions and makes the same API call in try/catch because "it'll work on for of them" JFC | Thursday, January 15, 2026 11:24:50 PM | BlueSky |
| No. NO. Just NO. Why do people do this. You need to go DC to DC. It's so inefficient to run an inverter to convert to AC power just for the wall wart to convert it back to DC. This person needs to get a 100W USB-C to C cable and charge it that way [[ Image ]] | Wednesday, January 14, 2026 5:08:50 PM | BlueSky |
| After hating on the whole javascript ecosystem for 15 years, I'm finally embracing it because it's everywhere and if you don't adapt, the old dino gets kicked to the curb | Saturday, December 27, 2025 2:57:12 PM | BlueSky |
| What kind of shit is this [[ Image ]] | Sunday, December 21, 2025 12:37:33 PM | BlueSky |
| In Twitter jail. I really don't understand what the problem is with saying that a child rapist should be sent foot first through a wood chipper. [[ Image ]] | Thursday, December 04, 2025 6:39:16 PM | BlueSky |
| Engineer on my team asked our overnight team to approve a PR. Fuckin guy comments "looks good. approved" doesn't actually approve it, and then closes the PR with unmerged changes. My Brother in Christ, what is actually wrong with you? | Tuesday, November 25, 2025 1:13:45 AM | BlueSky |
| Confession. I think my 6 yr old turned me into a Swiftie because I'm up listening to her new record and it slaps. | Friday, October 03, 2025 1:11:13 AM | BlueSky |
| This cannot be serious but it really is. I'm gonna pee my pants [[ Image ]] | Monday, September 22, 2025 10:20:37 PM | BlueSky |
| This cannot be serious right now,.I'm gonna pee my.l pants [[ Image ]] | Monday, September 22, 2025 10:19:50 PM | BlueSky |
| Luna sleeps [[ Image ]] In reply to @tracketpacer.bsky.social's post | Friday, August 15, 2025 7:02:35 PM | BlueSky |
| [[ Image ]] In reply to @alexengineer10.bsky.social's post | Sunday, August 10, 2025 12:09:41 PM | BlueSky |
| For example... [[ Image ]] In reply to @portfolioso.com's post | Friday, July 25, 2025 7:40:13 PM | BlueSky |
| I literally cannot stop trolling MAGA government officials over on X with DEEZ NUTS. I'll rephrase part of their post and end it with Deez Nuts and maybe I'm a child, but it will never NOT be funny. [[ Image ]] | Friday, July 25, 2025 7:35:53 PM | BlueSky |
| đđâī¸đđ [[ Image ]] | Saturday, July 19, 2025 1:29:30 AM | BlueSky |
| đâī¸đđ [[ Image ]] | Saturday, July 19, 2025 1:27:33 AM | BlueSky |
| "We learned that her owner no longer wanted her" Fuck is wrong with people?! [[ Image ]] | Saturday, July 05, 2025 12:57:32 PM | BlueSky |
| Can't stand summer [[ Image ]] | Saturday, June 21, 2025 12:49:26 AM | BlueSky |
| We live in a pretty damn good simulation if shit like this is accounted for: [[ Image ]] | Friday, May 30, 2025 5:03:09 PM | BlueSky |
| Anyone remember when American Idiot came out and we were all mad at George W. Bush and now it's like what the fuck is actually happening? | Saturday, May 24, 2025 6:14:01 PM | BlueSky |
| Not trying to stereotype here, but I looked up the kiddo's school ratings by ethnicity, and this completely checks out... [[ Image ]] | Thursday, May 22, 2025 2:01:24 AM | BlueSky |
| I get this a lot =( [[ Image ]] In reply to @portfolioso.com's post | Wednesday, May 21, 2025 5:04:30 PM | BlueSky |
| I'm actually appalled. Been buying the same pair of Under Armour sneakers for years and they were always $40-50. Today, they were $80. I had no choice because my old ones have holes and they're one of the rare brands that does 4E wide because I have a gorilla foot. đ | Wednesday, May 21, 2025 2:20:06 PM | BlueSky |
| Part of me needs to stop watching post apocalyptic shows, but part of me needs to know what to expect | Saturday, May 03, 2025 2:28:43 AM | BlueSky |
| Therapist: "How do you plan on getting through the next 4 years?" Me: | Tuesday, April 29, 2025 2:52:48 AM | BlueSky |
| Gen Z be like [[ Image ]] | Sunday, April 20, 2025 12:08:04 AM | BlueSky |
| Get the fuck out of here. I hate fantasy baseball and stink at it. I was up by 30 points+ all week long and then I end up losing by 2.67 points [[ Image ]] | Sunday, March 30, 2025 11:37:41 PM | BlueSky |
| But isn't next.js just a react wrapper? In reply to @endingwithali.com's post | Tuesday, March 25, 2025 9:22:08 AM | BlueSky |
| See, no one actually asked for this. This kind of crap is why they end up having to raise the price all the time. screenrant.com/the-electric... | Monday, March 24, 2025 1:40:14 AM | BlueSky |
| All the cabbage I ate is kicking in and I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow. đ¨đ¨đ¨ | Friday, March 21, 2025 3:01:01 AM | BlueSky |
| See, how did that happen? Because my dog goes nuts at the ding dong sound and we never had that kind of old school doorbell in her life ever. How'd she learn that? In reply to @shenet.works's post | Thursday, March 13, 2025 9:08:15 PM | BlueSky |
| Not sure how many times I have to reiterate that if you lease/own a cyber truck, you're a raging dickhead. They're unreliable pieces of crap, and on top of that, Elon is a complete jagoff www.torquenews.com/11826/tesla-... | Monday, March 03, 2025 9:52:16 PM | BlueSky |
| Diamonds are a scam. Carbon is the 15th most abundant element in Earth's crust. If anyone ever needs to buy diamonds for whatever reason, save your money and get lab grown because they're magnitudes cheaper and better quality than natural ones and it's the same exact thing. | Monday, March 03, 2025 2:37:56 AM | BlueSky |
| Don't buy shit today, fam [[ Image ]] | Friday, February 28, 2025 8:21:26 AM | BlueSky |
| BIOS updates scare the absolute crap out of me. I never trust the device to not be bricked after one [[ Image ]] | Thursday, February 27, 2025 5:45:35 PM | BlueSky |
| I'd love it if Betelgeuse went supernova in my lifetime. Could happen tomorrow. Could happen in 100,000 years. Either way, it's happening VERY soon! | Thursday, February 27, 2025 11:07:31 AM | BlueSky |
| You buy cheap, you get cheap. Our offshore engineers are some of the laziest motherfuckers I've ever worked with. They literally can't figure things out and come to me being like "hey we need to connect" with no details of errors or what they tried. | Friday, February 21, 2025 10:15:05 AM | BlueSky |
| This was written on my whiteboard on my freshman dorm door. When you pay a million dollars a month for fragmented streaming services while they make record profits and their execs are multimillionaires, and they still don't have the content you want to watch... Piracy. That is all. [[ Image ]] | Monday, February 17, 2025 5:46:45 PM | BlueSky |
| Tiktok's back on the app stores... What a time to be alive. | Friday, February 14, 2025 2:41:16 AM | BlueSky |
| My microwave broke a couple weeks ago, and the new one has a white LED display which is modern. It makes all of the rest of my appliances from the 2010s with green LEDs look very dated (dishwasher, stove, fridge) | Thursday, February 06, 2025 1:13:36 AM | BlueSky |
| My inner New York is showing when I said good night and it triggered Gemini into thinking I asked it to set an alarm. In a bout of confusion and annoyance: [[ Image ]] | Tuesday, February 04, 2025 11:05:49 PM | BlueSky |
| You can find some absurd comments on the MSFT forums, but what I really want to know are who tf are the 5 people who found this helpful :rofl: [[ Image ]] | Monday, January 27, 2025 5:23:27 PM | BlueSky |
| Telling the AI "that is garbage code bro" đ¤Ŗ [[ Image ]] | Friday, January 24, 2025 6:26:08 PM | BlueSky |
| Idk, maybe we need to like... Elect better fucking presidents. The US is falling faster than the Roman Empire [[ Image ]] | Saturday, January 18, 2025 11:19:51 PM | BlueSky |
| I hate when people do this shit. Just tell me wtf you want from my life [[ Image ]] | Wednesday, January 15, 2025 9:30:42 AM | BlueSky |
| December 1997 was a wild time to be alive. Look at all these bangers. [[ Image ]] | Tuesday, January 07, 2025 1:17:31 AM | BlueSky |
| I see that goofball Ajit Pai (former FCC chair under Donnie Orange) is back in the news again. I heckled that clown so much back in the day on Elon's dumb website that he blocked me. Lolz! [[ Image ]] | Sunday, December 29, 2024 6:56:46 PM | BlueSky |
| I'm not a fan of 80s synth pop. So here's a hot take. The following Christmas songs are NOT good: Wham - Last Christmas The Waitresses - Christmas Wrapping | Saturday, December 28, 2024 1:15:26 AM | BlueSky |
| Yaaas! I got a Snoop on da Stoop! [[ Image ]] | Wednesday, December 25, 2024 1:14:55 PM | BlueSky |
| We'll see the sun again in May I guess [[ Image ]] | Tuesday, December 24, 2024 11:23:03 AM | BlueSky |
| Come on. What kind of crap is this. It's supposed to be snowing. Third dud winter in a row. [[ Image ]] | Monday, December 23, 2024 9:55:37 AM | BlueSky |
| Happy Winter Solstice! Cheers to the darkest day of the year and winter. Now where's my snow? âī¸âī¸đ¨ī¸đĨļ | Saturday, December 21, 2024 1:27:02 PM | BlueSky |
| I could not resist, because I'm a child obviously [[ Image ]] | Wednesday, December 18, 2024 5:32:21 PM | BlueSky |
| In the 90s and early 2000s, Times New Roman, 12 pt size was the gold standard. If you didn't use that for a paper, it was essentially rejected. It was such an ugly font, too! (I'm not a fan of serif fonts). Now MSFT changes the defaults up all the time | Friday, December 13, 2024 3:48:50 AM | BlueSky |
| Yes [[ Image ]] In reply to @shenet.works's post | Wednesday, December 11, 2024 11:08:41 AM | BlueSky |
| Someone forgot to call 811 lol [[ Image ]] In reply to @tracketpacer.bsky.social's post | Tuesday, December 10, 2024 12:36:36 PM | BlueSky |
| In Brenda Lee's song Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree, the lyric "Later we'll have some pumpkin pie" If you swap it to "fuckin' pie" you'll never unhear that for the rest of your life. | Tuesday, December 10, 2024 12:32:27 PM | BlueSky |
| Apple totally hired Chris to do the forecast In reply to @sysengineer.dev's post | Thursday, December 05, 2024 10:46:23 AM | BlueSky |
| Wifey overheard me talking to my mom about the car accident stuff and was not happy with what I was saying and I think I just avoided a fight by immediately starting a call with one of my India coworkers and doing some work for the next 45 mins Lmao. Didn't give her the opportunity to come at me | Thursday, December 05, 2024 12:47:24 AM | BlueSky |
| I really am not a youngster anymore. Found this relic from the 2008-2009 or so [[ Image ]] | Saturday, November 30, 2024 2:23:01 AM | BlueSky |
| Tell me JavaScript is crap without telling me JavaScript is crap. Why does my React hello world example have nearly 42k files in it? [[ Image ]] | Friday, November 29, 2024 8:17:43 PM | BlueSky |
| Let's get real with these dumb clickbait article titles. No 4 year old is hacking anything. The mom was an idiot who didn't secure her account [[ Image ]] | Friday, November 29, 2024 6:31:37 PM | BlueSky |
| Did anyone catch on? We pretty much have to, with all the population collapse and everything In reply to @portfolioso.com's post | Thursday, November 28, 2024 12:10:59 AM | BlueSky |
| No sympathy for Bayer. They are poisoning us all. [[ Image ]] | Tuesday, November 19, 2024 1:40:10 AM | BlueSky |
| Yoooo. This just took me BACK (Damn it, I'm aging myself with this, aren't I) [[ Image ]] | Monday, November 18, 2024 1:59:51 AM | BlueSky |
| I am so annoyed rn because my pre lit Christmas tree completely failed after just 6 seasons. Not only does the remote controller RF box not work, but there's also some issue preventing the entire clear set of lights from working. Not what I had in my cards for today. Kiddo was so disappointed âšī¸ | Saturday, November 16, 2024 10:55:34 PM | BlueSky |
| Alice in Chains Unplugged is the literal perfect record for when it's been gloomy for the millionth day in a row in Ohio [[ Image ]] | Saturday, November 16, 2024 3:19:11 PM | BlueSky |
| Head over to #Feeds and search for Infosec [[ Image ]] In reply to @d0c.bsky.social's post | Friday, November 08, 2024 4:29:13 PM | BlueSky |
| Checking in from Dumbfuckistan, USA. I apologize to the world that the majority of our citizens want to go backwards. In reply to @bombi.bsky.social's post | Friday, November 08, 2024 10:13:25 AM | BlueSky |
| @TimRossOH @Paduch @OhioChamber @matthuffman1 @Rob_McColley @FrankLaRose Let me recap for you: "We could have had fair maps and representation, but the only way we can make this state as red as possible is if we cheat to gerrymander a supermajority." In reply to @TimRossOH's tweet | Friday, November 08, 2024 12:52:37 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @Capt_Jackson_ @AdamCBird Get educated. Are the.maps as they are drawn now fair? https://t.co/LxvInoEsDH In reply to @Capt_Jackson_'s tweet | Sunday, November 03, 2024 7:52:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @MehekCooke @berniemoreno Tell me how much your electric bill went up and how many politicians unalived themselves because of HB6 and the First Energy scandal. Tell me. Why are they so corrupt. Why do you want to keep the absurdly drawn maps? Oh right. Y'all have to cheat to win. In reply to @MehekCooke's tweet | Sunday, November 03, 2024 6:41:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @robertdr00 @OHRSCC You're all dummies. A no vote keeps the current maps, which are absurdly unfair for citizen representation. The current maps were shot down 7 times in court and they were like "fuck em, we'll keep them anyways" In reply to @robertdr00's tweet | Sunday, November 03, 2024 1:23:54 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @ohiogop How does voting no stop gerrymandering if it lets the same 5 crooked assholes draw the maps? Maps that were deemed unconstitutional 7 times. You are all outside your minds | Friday, November 01, 2024 12:18:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Let me tell you what's going to happen in 2025 (and beyond) for the Yankees: - Cashman will keep Boone - Most of the free agents will walk - Next year's team will be the same mediocrity - [Further future] Judge will retire without a WS ring | Thursday, October 31, 2024 4:35:25 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @ohiogop Literally "Vote no to keep Ohio Red" because we draw absurd maps and if you vote yes, they'll draw fair ones and we'll lose our power Cunts. | Thursday, October 31, 2024 4:00:10 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @ChairmanAlex Why don't you allow replies, you wimp? Can't take the criticism? So you mean to tell me that your moron party drew maps 7 times and they all got struck down as unfair? You're telling us to vote no to trust YOUR party to draw them fairly? BAHAHA You corrupt fool https://t.co/ADS507JXMI | Monday, October 28, 2024 12:27:59 PM | Twitter Web App |
