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I'm fucking done with late stage capitalism. Done. I saw this email from the pricks over at @microsoft.com and knew it wasn't going to be good.

How do you go from 1 TB of storage per person to 2 TB shared across the whole subscription with 5 people on it?

You pay more and more for less. Fuck off [[ Image ]] 		Friday, October 09, 2026 2:46:14 AMBlueSky
My September ISP bandwidth, tracked via a custom ASUSWRT cronjob and a custom data ingest + dashboard I built [[ Image ]] Friday, October 02, 2026 4:14:24 PMBlueSky
I mean, this checks completely. Just look at him. Picture screams "ax murderer" [[ Image ]] Wednesday, September 30, 2026 3:30:07 PMBlueSky
Jesus Christ almighty. Windows 11 is such a buggy piece oif bloated shit. Explain how the start menu becomes unclickable until a reboot. How does this bullshit happen?

https://techcommunity.microsoft.com/discussions/windows11/windows-11-taskbar-becomes-unclickable-randomly/4472791

@microsoft.com get your shit together 		Wednesday, September 23, 2026 11:08:56 AMBlueSky
10 years in prison is not good enough. You do this to a dog, the only thing acceptable is being sent foot first through a wood chipper [[ Image ]] Wednesday, September 16, 2026 11:05:22 PMBlueSky
Nope. Nope. Fuck this. Wrong direction. Cool the fuck down [[ Image ]] Monday, September 14, 2026 1:36:52 PMBlueSky
And it's so sweet too. "Sweet Virginia" lyric appearing many times in Foo Fighters songs and her song. Virginia is Dave's mom and her grandma
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Monday, September 14, 2026 12:45:31 PMBlueSky
TIL there was a full on swing revival that happened in the 90s.

Was watching For All Mankind and "Put a Lid on It" by Squirrel Nut Zippers came on and I was like "Damn, this reminds me of Hit the Road Jack"

Went down the rabbit hole a bit hole and they recorded it with ribbon mics and tube amps 		Monday, September 14, 2026 3:01:59 AMBlueSky
25 years later and if you show me anything to do with the 9/11 rescue dogs, I am a complete sap Friday, September 11, 2026 4:02:38 PMBlueSky
Fuck this. Fuck this so much [[ Image ]] Tuesday, September 01, 2026 3:29:01 PMBlueSky
They put so much gd chlorine in our tap water. I just washed dishes for a while and my hands smell like I've been in a swimming pool all day Sunday, August 30, 2026 11:12:03 PMBlueSky
Fuckouttahea with this shit. It was cooler all last week and now I need to put up with this noise? [[ Image ]] Sunday, August 30, 2026 9:54:31 AMBlueSky
Google is a fucking pile of shit because these motherfuckers and that piece of shit billionaire Sundar Pichai were among the first to listen to that rapist, 34-count felon motherfucker by renaming Lake Ontario. FOR FUCKS SAKE.

What reality is this [[ Image ]] 		Sunday, August 30, 2026 12:25:29 AMBlueSky
I've complained about Happy Eyeballs before. Happy Eyeballs is a gd jerkoff the second a dual-stack split-horizon DNS isn't 100% mirrored. Friday, August 28, 2026 11:45:00 AMBlueSky
How the ever living fuck am I supposed to read this captcha? [[ Image ]] Friday, August 28, 2026 11:23:39 AMBlueSky
I'm done with the bullshit state of the world and crashed out on Discord and on a text thread [[ Image ]][[ Image ]] Thursday, August 27, 2026 12:36:55 PMBlueSky
I'm gonna read Dolly's Coat of Many Colors to kiddo tonight in her honor. She got it from her Imagination Library program.

I'm such a gd sap. I already couldn't get through it the first time. Idk how I'm gonna read it without losing my shit tn 		Tuesday, August 25, 2026 8:23:15 PMBlueSky
Any time a streaming service raises prices, or locks the service down to one location while they make billions in profits and their execs are paid millions... [[ Image ]] Saturday, August 22, 2026 9:53:10 PMBlueSky
I need to borrow you at my house because I just switched to fiber, have both ISPs active at the same time and am running a battery of tests like comparing routing, testing speeds and swapping various equipment.
In reply to @tracketpacer.com's post
Wednesday, August 19, 2026 3:59:54 AMBlueSky
The ol' tism brain is at it again when it's after midnight and instead of sleeping, I'm comparing traceroutes of various services on Frontier Fiber and Spectrum (in the overlap I have both ISPs active). I'll let ya know who's got the better routes Tuesday, August 18, 2026 12:11:15 AMBlueSky
I'm not making this shit up... [[ Image ]]
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Thursday, August 13, 2026 6:17:16 PMBlueSky
Let's look on the bright side of AI fucking up the supply chain with RAM... In capitalism, companies are chap bastards. Computer manufacturers looking for any reason to reduce the amount of RAM needed in newer devices, and it's forcing devs to fix their bloated ass inefficient software Wednesday, August 12, 2026 2:22:19 PMBlueSky
BULL. SHIT. It's not the MacBook Neo that is making @microsoft.com strive to optimize Windows. It's that Windows 11 is an inefficient pile of shit and every app ever is built on Electron, which uses like 2GB to print Hello World.

They are TOTALLY doing this because of the RAM shortage 		Monday, August 10, 2026 12:24:43 AMBlueSky
I was reading a tech article and it said something about Happy Eyeballs and I was like "what in the actual fuck does that mean" and it turns out to be RFC 8305

You know, IPv6 bullshit (so we can fall back to IPv4 seamlessly) 		Wednesday, August 05, 2026 10:39:14 PMBlueSky
Dog if your web app doesn't use transparent loading images, reevaluate your life [[ Image ]] Tuesday, August 04, 2026 5:25:12 PMBlueSky
My Elitebook that's a few generations old that I got on clearance for $800 last year has 64 GB of DDR5 in it. I wouldn't sell it at gunpoint for 3k.

We're living in strange times that laptops appreciate in value. Thanks AI and chip shortages 🫤 		Friday, July 31, 2026 11:38:09 PMBlueSky
Good. SK Hynix can eat a bag of dicks. It is CRIMINAL how much consumer RAM costs.

All they give a shit about is AI high bandwidth ram and every gd consumer device is expensive as shit. We're screwed through 2030 at least [[ Image ]] 		Thursday, July 30, 2026 10:08:26 PMBlueSky
Based on my knowledge of stereotypes, this metric cannot be true [[ Image ]] Tuesday, July 28, 2026 1:45:05 AMBlueSky
Joke's on them. I'll get service credit for this. They also don't know I have a Frontier Fiber install date set [[ Image ]] Monday, July 27, 2026 10:34:41 AMBlueSky
I'm the night watchman, motherfucker. I live in a quiet neighborhood. There was a pickup stopped at a house of a single old lady at 2am that had no business being there.

Hopped in my car and found him stopped at another house around the corner. As I approached, I chased him out of the subdivision 		Saturday, July 25, 2026 2:11:54 AMBlueSky
Stonks bad today. Much war. Oil up. [[ Image ]] Thursday, July 23, 2026 10:36:55 AMBlueSky
Welp, guess I'll die

https://apnews.com/article/healthy-heart-sleep-night-owls-circadian-rhythm-0c520492f5d6fc08c412053419e913f9 		Saturday, July 04, 2026 3:00:42 AMBlueSky
They can shut down the Tenor api all they want, but they'll never take away deez [[ Image ]] Tuesday, June 30, 2026 11:42:59 PMBlueSky
This makes me feel a little better. I thought I was bad when I pissed in a cup that time I was front row at an Everclear concert. Didn't want to lose my spot to take a leak, so I peed in my empty.

But pooping in the middle of a concert? Ew. This is Philly af, so I'm not surprised [[ Image ]] 		Tuesday, June 30, 2026 12:40:36 AMBlueSky
I hate this shit. I hate it. I'm in hell every fucking day this happens
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Tuesday, June 23, 2026 8:22:26 PMBlueSky
I'm at my wits end with my defective fucking brain and if I lose a mother fucking thing one more time I'm gonna snap. Because I have no fucking idea where my good sunglasses are when I wore them this morning and didn't go anywhere else. Nowhere to be found in the house. Case with air tag on my desk Tuesday, June 23, 2026 8:21:59 PMBlueSky
This is dope. You don't see billionaire jerkoff Taylor Swift putting on an all pro-women benefit concert. I'm team Olivia ASF

I hear Chappell Roan is a bit of a cya next Tuesday though, as in rude to fans, but w/e, her music slaps and she's fierce. [[ Image ]] 		Tuesday, June 23, 2026 3:01:13 PMBlueSky
I have a bone to pick with David Chase. In what universe would a guido/mobster Italian-American family from New Jersey name their first born daughter Meadow. Would never happen.

Gianna, Angela, Francesca, Nina, Gina, Loretta, Teresa, Loretta, Marie... It would have been one of those. 		Monday, June 22, 2026 9:46:56 PMBlueSky
If you leave your cig bitts in a plastic bag and leave it on the beach ina carey-in/ carry-out state park, you're a miserable prick [[ Image ]] Sunday, June 21, 2026 9:17:30 AMBlueSky
Fuck a casino. For real. I will never waste my money.

I'm not even at a casino. At a happy hour where it's half off if you roll a 1-3. I rolled a 4,6,6 and 5. Fuck all the way off with this happy hour, all my shit was full price. If there's a game of chance, I'll fucking lose. Fuck it
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Friday, June 19, 2026 5:20:13 PMBlueSky
Verizon is now RCS spamming customers with ads. This is some shit. I can block this, no? [[ Image ]] Tuesday, June 16, 2026 10:34:23 AMBlueSky
The officers responsible for this deserve to be executed by firing squad in the public square. Full automatic. Starting from their legs, upward

https://abc7.com/post/family-dog-shot-killed-lapd-during-knicks-celebration-condo-canoga-park-police-say/19299441/ 		Monday, June 15, 2026 8:29:09 PMBlueSky
Charging laser? [[ Image ]]
In reply to @tracketpacer.com's post
Friday, June 12, 2026 6:25:45 PMBlueSky
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HEA WITH THIS SHIT. I'm in hell. Literally hell. The fact that it's only early June and have to deal with relentless heat all the way until mid October can fuck all the way off. [[ Image ]] Wednesday, June 10, 2026 4:10:33 PMBlueSky
I hate summer on the grounds that AC is gd expensive to run [[ Image ]] Tuesday, June 09, 2026 3:35:44 PMBlueSky
A bunch of shit just pissed me off. Gas cycled up 40 cents before I went to get it and then I opened my door into the God damn pump and chipped the paint.

Trying a new approach. I can't get bent out of shape about this bullshit. 		Monday, June 08, 2026 12:46:38 AMBlueSky
Sheetz done fucked up. Ain't no way they intend to give me 30 cents off per gallon until July 15th. Heading there RIGHT NOW to clean them out [[ Image ]] Friday, June 05, 2026 2:22:11 AMBlueSky
The terminal bell is a menace and a relic from the 1960s when teletypes had physical bells in them because there were no screens. The fact this is still a thing in the year of our lord 2026 is bananas. Every time I ssh into anything, the gd bell rings constantly and needs to shut its whore mouth [[ Image ]] Monday, June 01, 2026 11:46:33 PMBlueSky
Nothing makes me rage more on a Monday morning when first thing I get in, some prick asks me to get on a call without any context of the issue. Fuckssake Get the fuck outta here [[ Image ]] Monday, June 01, 2026 9:47:58 AMBlueSky
This is straight up bananas. We're living in a real life South Park episode. IDK what is even real anymore. Fuck it. No one should be taking anything seriously. Fr. Everything's gd absurd [[ Image ]] Thursday, May 28, 2026 5:43:18 AMBlueSky
Btw, I totally stole "dick area" from the Biebs back in 2017. Refer to this since-deleted tweet: [[ Image ]]
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Sunday, May 24, 2026 5:11:53 PMBlueSky
The trees always speak to me [[ Image ]][[ Image ]][[ Image ]] Wednesday, May 20, 2026 6:42:49 PMBlueSky
Me on the phone with the front desk: "Tienes un destapador? Se tapó el baño."
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Wednesday, May 20, 2026 3:01:43 AMBlueSky
Anytime I go to any event, be it theater or sports, I always get some tall motherfucker blocking the way. Look at this guy's fucking dome [[ Image ]] Tuesday, May 19, 2026 10:34:31 PMBlueSky
About to fly on a Max 8. Here's to it not falling apart mid air! Monday, May 18, 2026 8:57:55 AMBlueSky
Happy Mother's Day to all the mothers out there. May you all have a relaxing day and hopefully you do not get annoyed by anyone who came in you or out of you. Sunday, May 10, 2026 2:23:46 PMBlueSky
4) MicroSD cards. For FUCK's sake I had a Samsung 32GB endurance card from 2021 that was 32GB for $7.99. All the factories shut down to work on AI chips so now the equivalent ones are like $40-70, and cheap ass ones that won't last are $20-40. Only large 128GB+ sizes are prioritized
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Thursday, May 07, 2026 12:10:44 AMBlueSky
3) Pressure washer. Had the Spyder electric model 1900PSI 1.4GPM... Pump seized and GFCI plug failed. Equivalent replacement was redesigned. Lower GPM, cheaper smaller pump, cannot quick-change nozzles - you need to screw them on to change spray angles. But it's smaller doe. How cute
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Thursday, May 07, 2026 12:07:16 AMBlueSky
I sound like an old person, but it's true. Every gd appliance that has broken in my house (since not even that long ago - 2018 at a minimum), that I replaced with the SAME branded equivalent, is 1) more money and 2) half assed / less featured / downgraded.

I'm tired of this shit. 		Thursday, May 07, 2026 12:02:32 AMBlueSky
Eat the rich [[ Image ]] Thursday, April 30, 2026 10:42:55 PMBlueSky
You want to fix this shit? Hold a Billionaire's Hunger Games. Each year, the top 10 richest people get put into an arena to fight to the death. Whoever makes it out alive gets to live, but all collective assets are to be redistributed [[ Image ]] Thursday, April 30, 2026 10:42:27 PMBlueSky
You know it's spring in Ohio when you need to switch constantly between heat and AC. Get a load of this bullshit, especially how much AC I had to use IN APRIL [[ Image ]] Thursday, April 30, 2026 8:31:54 PMBlueSky
My fantasy team fuckin blows. I had such a miserable week 4 and all my good players are hurt that I dropped from 5th to 10th in the rankings. [[ Image ]] Monday, April 27, 2026 8:40:45 PMBlueSky
git commit -am "[WIP] Gnome" [[ Image ]] Friday, April 24, 2026 4:41:26 PMBlueSky
These Chinese mfers always looking for trouble. They trying to start a pandemic again with ancient life that'll wipe us out? [[ Image ]] Friday, April 24, 2026 3:08:40 PMBlueSky
Been trying to figure out why I've been 💩 so gd much and it's these healthy peanut butter cups. I can't do Reese's cups. Tastes like shit - they changed the ingredients to pure poison and fuck em for being cheap bastards, so I buy other brands.

But why do they need to put in chicory root fiber? [[ Image ]] 		Thursday, April 23, 2026 11:09:35 PMBlueSky
So this is where they're gonna get us... Essentially any new model that comes out will have an absurd multiplier [[ Image ]] Thursday, April 23, 2026 2:40:11 PMBlueSky
Chaotic disorganization like my brain without speed, which is all the time [[ Image ]] Thursday, April 23, 2026 4:33:43 AMBlueSky
Usually, you get what you pay for, unless you're the Mets. Highest 2026 payroll in MLB - almost $334 MILLION, and they have the absolute worst record in MLB. Lost 12 straight 🤣

Bunch of jokers [[ Image ]] 		Wednesday, April 22, 2026 12:58:18 PMBlueSky
The number of parents who reek of weed at Chuck E Cheese is a lot. Dog, I don't judge but if you want to show up at a kids place high, at least vape or have edibles. Come on now. At least try not to reek of it. Saturday, April 18, 2026 6:43:14 PMBlueSky
There's nothing wrong with a K shaped economy for those who are on the upper end of the K Friday, April 17, 2026 9:47:43 PMBlueSky
Bring it! I'm all for yeeting myself out of society. Hikikomori. The Japanese really know what they're doing over here.

https://www.iflscience.com/hikikomori-is-this-dark-japanese-phenomenon-going-global-83148 		Wednesday, April 15, 2026 9:22:34 PMBlueSky
The amount of trolling and absurdities I commit into the codebases at work is beyond. DevOps Borat: [[ Image ]] Wednesday, April 15, 2026 4:58:43 PMBlueSky
God miserable damn it with this shit. I'm busy, late to leave, and now the security team pages out to rotate mf'in GitHub secrets that got exposed [[ Image ]] Tuesday, April 14, 2026 6:37:42 PMBlueSky
Can't I catch a fucking break over here? Lost by 3 points last week, and this week, I scored 3rd highest points in the league but happened to match up against one of the two teams that did better. I was predicted to win and didn't. Now I'm predicted to lose next week and probably will.
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Sunday, April 12, 2026 9:39:15 PMBlueSky
Both Netflix and YouTube Music Premium are raising prices and it's going to cost me like $9 more a month for both.

You know who never raised prices ever? Torrents. Free for life.

#StickItToTheMan #EatTheRich #FuckMediaConglomerates [[ Image ]] 		Sunday, April 12, 2026 1:11:48 PMBlueSky
Hogwash! My grandpa ate burnt toast all the time. He used to say the charcoal was good for the stomach. Guy lived to 99.

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2026/apr/07/crispr-gene-edited-wheat-toasted-bread-less-carcinogenic-acrylamide 		Tuesday, April 07, 2026 9:09:44 PMBlueSky
My neurodivergent ass found it interesting that my laptop (which runs 24/7), uses 2 more idle watts when running nginx, php and Selenium docker containers - with no requests, load or tests running vs the docker engine shut down. Monday, April 06, 2026 2:45:29 AMBlueSky
[[ Image ]] Sunday, April 05, 2026 4:42:04 PMBlueSky
Jokes on them. I've gotten around it. Little bit of a pain in the ass, but no one stops Chad Scraper [[ Image ]]
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Wednesday, April 01, 2026 9:49:58 PMBlueSky
Nothing like shattering a bottle of fuckin sauce the second you bring it home because the top-heavy motherfucker tipped over on your granite counter. I want my $5 back. Not a shitty jar of Prego, but the good stuff. 😞 [[ Image ]] Wednesday, April 01, 2026 5:43:49 PMBlueSky
This is a weird as shit mix, YouTube Music. These genres are polar opposites and don't mix. [[ Image ]] Monday, March 30, 2026 4:58:26 AMBlueSky
Mandatory disclaimer. This is a joke and I didn't actually do this. I nested my reply under the wrong post, sooo just need to set the record straight this is a serious, non-joking matter: https://bsky.app/profile/portfolioso.com/post/3miahzvd5pk27
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Monday, March 30, 2026 2:29:01 AMBlueSky
Docker Des' top
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Windows: Go home. You're drunk [[ Image ]] 		Sunday, March 29, 2026 10:34:49 PMBlueSky
I'm just kidding about the beers. It's an exaggeration. Never happened.
Don't drink and drive folks. Very bad. Don't ruin anyone's lives or your life.
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Sunday, March 29, 2026 9:09:13 PMBlueSky
These HR sexual harassment trainings are beyond absurd. I can't believe there are people who actually do the things that happen in these trainings. Like a bru asked someone out, got politely declined and then he kept asking a million times? Read the room. Why chase someone not interested? Christ. Thursday, March 26, 2026 12:45:27 PMBlueSky
If X doesn't have a bot problem, why did these two accounts both follow me within seconds? [[ Image ]][[ Image ]] Sunday, March 22, 2026 1:31:03 AMBlueSky
So what are the best countries willing to take disgruntled Americans? Anyone? I think it's about time to GTFO here like my ancestors left Southern Italy in the early 1900s

https://search.app/KcAc7 		Saturday, March 14, 2026 1:15:00 AMBlueSky
This is some Midwestern bullshit right hur [[ Image ]] Wednesday, March 11, 2026 7:56:28 PMBlueSky
One of my hobbies is documenting failed kiosks that have errored out [[ Image ]][[ Image ]][[ Image ]] Sunday, March 08, 2026 11:34:34 AMBlueSky
Lol I can't tell if you're trolling with that or genuinely like the concept. I had a cheap similar one and it was meh - maybe it was accurate? Couldn't tell.

But I've seen some fancy ones that are probably more accurate and can even identify the exact charging protocol negotiated. Get a good one!
In reply to @tracketpacer.com's post
Friday, February 06, 2026 11:46:34 PMBlueSky
TF this cracker talking about [[ Image ]] Tuesday, February 03, 2026 5:26:51 PMBlueSky
A door to door solicitor pushed me too far today (dog recovering from surgery and needs rest, and she got up to bark at the door). So I put 5 of these all around my door and doorbell [[ Image ]] Friday, January 16, 2026 7:44:35 PMBlueSky
Nothing is more enraging than Azure APIs and the fact that Microsoft literally sends back different responses for the same gd request within 30 seconds. I have an engineer who loops through API versions and makes the same API call in try/catch because "it'll work on for of them" JFC Thursday, January 15, 2026 11:24:50 PMBlueSky
No. NO. Just NO. Why do people do this. You need to go DC to DC. It's so inefficient to run an inverter to convert to AC power just for the wall wart to convert it back to DC. This person needs to get a 100W USB-C to C cable and charge it that way [[ Image ]] Wednesday, January 14, 2026 5:08:50 PMBlueSky
After hating on the whole javascript ecosystem for 15 years, I'm finally embracing it because it's everywhere and if you don't adapt, the old dino gets kicked to the curb Saturday, December 27, 2025 2:57:12 PMBlueSky
What kind of shit is this [[ Image ]] Sunday, December 21, 2025 12:37:33 PMBlueSky
In Twitter jail. I really don't understand what the problem is with saying that a child rapist should be sent foot first through a wood chipper. [[ Image ]] Thursday, December 04, 2025 6:39:16 PMBlueSky
Engineer on my team asked our overnight team to approve a PR. Fuckin guy comments "looks good. approved" doesn't actually approve it, and then closes the PR with unmerged changes. My Brother in Christ, what is actually wrong with you? Tuesday, November 25, 2025 1:13:45 AMBlueSky
Confession. I think my 6 yr old turned me into a Swiftie because I'm up listening to her new record and it slaps. Friday, October 03, 2025 1:11:13 AMBlueSky