1746 results for AP
| Tweet | Date | Source |
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| In Twitter jail. I really don't understand what the problem is with saying that a child rapist should be sent foot first through a wood chipper. [[ Image ]] | Thursday, December 04, 2025 6:39:16 PM | BlueSky |
| Engineer on my team asked our overnight team to approve a PR. Fuckin guy comments "looks good. approved" doesn't actually approve it, and then closes the PR with unmerged changes. My Brother in Christ, what is actually wrong with you? | Tuesday, November 25, 2025 1:13:45 AM | BlueSky |
| Confession. I think my 6 yr old turned me into a Swiftie because I'm up listening to her new record and it slaps. | Friday, October 03, 2025 1:11:13 AM | BlueSky |
| This cannot be serious but it really is. I'm gonna pee my pants [[ Image ]] | Monday, September 22, 2025 10:20:37 PM | BlueSky |
| This cannot be serious right now,.I'm gonna pee my.l pants [[ Image ]] | Monday, September 22, 2025 10:19:50 PM | BlueSky |
| Luna sleeps [[ Image ]] In reply to @tracketpacer.bsky.social's tweet | Friday, August 15, 2025 7:02:35 PM | BlueSky |
| [[ Image ]] In reply to @alexengineer10.bsky.social's tweet | Sunday, August 10, 2025 12:09:41 PM | BlueSky |
| For example... [[ Image ]] In reply to @portfolioso.com's tweet | Friday, July 25, 2025 7:40:13 PM | BlueSky |
| I literally cannot stop trolling MAGA government officials over on X with DEEZ NUTS. I'll rephrase part of their post and end it with Deez Nuts and maybe I'm a child, but it will never NOT be funny. [[ Image ]] | Friday, July 25, 2025 7:35:53 PM | BlueSky |
| ππβοΈππ [[ Image ]] | Saturday, July 19, 2025 1:29:30 AM | BlueSky |
| πβοΈππ [[ Image ]] | Saturday, July 19, 2025 1:27:33 AM | BlueSky |
| "We learned that her owner no longer wanted her" Fuck is wrong with people?! [[ Image ]] | Saturday, July 05, 2025 12:57:32 PM | BlueSky |
| Can't stand summer [[ Image ]] | Saturday, June 21, 2025 12:49:26 AM | BlueSky |
| We live in a pretty damn good simulation if shit like this is accounted for: [[ Image ]] | Friday, May 30, 2025 5:03:09 PM | BlueSky |
| Anyone remember when American Idiot came out and we were all mad at George W. Bush and now it's like what the fuck is actually happening? | Saturday, May 24, 2025 6:14:01 PM | BlueSky |
| Not trying to stereotype here, but I looked up the kiddo's school ratings by ethnicity, and this completely checks out... [[ Image ]] | Thursday, May 22, 2025 2:01:24 AM | BlueSky |
| I get this a lot =( [[ Image ]] In reply to @portfolioso.com's tweet | Wednesday, May 21, 2025 5:04:30 PM | BlueSky |
| I'm actually appalled. Been buying the same pair of Under Armour sneakers for years and they were always $40-50. Today, they were $80. I had no choice because my old ones have holes and they're one of the rare brands that does 4E wide because I have a gorilla foot. π | Wednesday, May 21, 2025 2:20:06 PM | BlueSky |
| Part of me needs to stop watching post apocalyptic shows, but part of me needs to know what to expect | Saturday, May 03, 2025 2:28:43 AM | BlueSky |
| Therapist: "How do you plan on getting through the next 4 years?" Me: | Tuesday, April 29, 2025 2:52:48 AM | BlueSky |
| Gen Z be like [[ Image ]] | Sunday, April 20, 2025 12:08:04 AM | BlueSky |
| Get the fuck out of here. I hate fantasy baseball and stink at it. I was up by 30 points+ all week long and then I end up losing by 2.67 points [[ Image ]] | Sunday, March 30, 2025 11:37:41 PM | BlueSky |
| But isn't next.js just a react wrapper? In reply to @endingwithali.com's tweet | Tuesday, March 25, 2025 9:22:08 AM | BlueSky |
| See, no one actually asked for this. This kind of crap is why they end up having to raise the price all the time. screenrant.com/the-electric... | Monday, March 24, 2025 1:40:14 AM | BlueSky |
| All the cabbage I ate is kicking in and I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow. π¨π¨π¨ | Friday, March 21, 2025 3:01:01 AM | BlueSky |
| See, how did that happen? Because my dog goes nuts at the ding dong sound and we never had that kind of old school doorbell in her life ever. How'd she learn that? In reply to @shenet.works's tweet | Thursday, March 13, 2025 9:08:15 PM | BlueSky |
| Not sure how many times I have to reiterate that if you lease/own a cyber truck, you're a raging dickhead. They're unreliable pieces of crap, and on top of that, Elon is a complete jagoff www.torquenews.com/11826/tesla-... | Monday, March 03, 2025 9:52:16 PM | BlueSky |
| Diamonds are a scam. Carbon is the 15th most abundant element in Earth's crust. If anyone ever needs to buy diamonds for whatever reason, save your money and get lab grown because they're magnitudes cheaper and better quality than natural ones and it's the same exact thing. | Monday, March 03, 2025 2:37:56 AM | BlueSky |
| Don't buy shit today, fam [[ Image ]] | Friday, February 28, 2025 8:21:26 AM | BlueSky |
| BIOS updates scare the absolute crap out of me. I never trust the device to not be bricked after one [[ Image ]] | Thursday, February 27, 2025 5:45:35 PM | BlueSky |
| I'd love it if Betelgeuse went supernova in my lifetime. Could happen tomorrow. Could happen in 100,000 years. Either way, it's happening VERY soon! | Thursday, February 27, 2025 11:07:31 AM | BlueSky |
| You buy cheap, you get cheap. Our offshore engineers are some of the laziest motherfuckers I've ever worked with. They literally can't figure things out and come to me being like "hey we need to connect" with no details of errors or what they tried. | Friday, February 21, 2025 10:15:05 AM | BlueSky |
| This was written on my whiteboard on my freshman dorm door. When you pay a million dollars a month for fragmented streaming services while they make record profits and their execs are multimillionaires, and they still don't have the content you want to watch... Piracy. That is all. [[ Image ]] | Monday, February 17, 2025 5:46:45 PM | BlueSky |
| Tiktok's back on the app stores... What a time to be alive. | Friday, February 14, 2025 2:41:16 AM | BlueSky |
| My microwave broke a couple weeks ago, and the new one has a white LED display which is modern. It makes all of the rest of my appliances from the 2010s with green LEDs look very dated (dishwasher, stove, fridge) | Thursday, February 06, 2025 1:13:36 AM | BlueSky |
| My inner New York is showing when I said good night and it triggered Gemini into thinking I asked it to set an alarm. In a bout of confusion and annoyance: [[ Image ]] | Tuesday, February 04, 2025 11:05:49 PM | BlueSky |
| You can find some absurd comments on the MSFT forums, but what I really want to know are who tf are the 5 people who found this helpful :rofl: [[ Image ]] | Monday, January 27, 2025 5:23:27 PM | BlueSky |
| Telling the AI "that is garbage code bro" π€£ [[ Image ]] | Friday, January 24, 2025 6:26:08 PM | BlueSky |
| Idk, maybe we need to like... Elect better fucking presidents. The US is falling faster than the Roman Empire [[ Image ]] | Saturday, January 18, 2025 11:19:51 PM | BlueSky |
| I hate when people do this shit. Just tell me wtf you want from my life [[ Image ]] | Wednesday, January 15, 2025 9:30:42 AM | BlueSky |
| December 1997 was a wild time to be alive. Look at all these bangers. [[ Image ]] | Tuesday, January 07, 2025 1:17:31 AM | BlueSky |
| I see that goofball Ajit Pai (former FCC chair under Donnie Orange) is back in the news again. I heckled that clown so much back in the day on Elon's dumb website that he blocked me. Lolz! [[ Image ]] | Sunday, December 29, 2024 6:56:46 PM | BlueSky |
| I'm not a fan of 80s synth pop. So here's a hot take. The following Christmas songs are NOT good: Wham - Last Christmas The Waitresses - Christmas Wrapping | Saturday, December 28, 2024 1:15:26 AM | BlueSky |
| Yaaas! I got a Snoop on da Stoop! [[ Image ]] | Wednesday, December 25, 2024 1:14:55 PM | BlueSky |
| We'll see the sun again in May I guess [[ Image ]] | Tuesday, December 24, 2024 11:23:03 AM | BlueSky |
| Come on. What kind of crap is this. It's supposed to be snowing. Third dud winter in a row. [[ Image ]] | Monday, December 23, 2024 9:55:37 AM | BlueSky |
| Happy Winter Solstice! Cheers to the darkest day of the year and winter. Now where's my snow? βοΈβοΈπ¨οΈπ₯Ά | Saturday, December 21, 2024 1:27:02 PM | BlueSky |
| I could not resist, because I'm a child obviously [[ Image ]] | Wednesday, December 18, 2024 5:32:21 PM | BlueSky |
| In the 90s and early 2000s, Times New Roman, 12 pt size was the gold standard. If you didn't use that for a paper, it was essentially rejected. It was such an ugly font, too! (I'm not a fan of serif fonts). Now MSFT changes the defaults up all the time | Friday, December 13, 2024 3:48:50 AM | BlueSky |
| Yes [[ Image ]] In reply to @shenet.works's tweet | Wednesday, December 11, 2024 11:08:41 AM | BlueSky |
| Someone forgot to call 811 lol [[ Image ]] In reply to @tracketpacer.bsky.social's tweet | Tuesday, December 10, 2024 12:36:36 PM | BlueSky |
| In Brenda Lee's song Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree, the lyric "Later we'll have some pumpkin pie" If you swap it to "fuckin' pie" you'll never unhear that for the rest of your life. | Tuesday, December 10, 2024 12:32:27 PM | BlueSky |
| Apple totally hired Chris to do the forecast In reply to @sysengineer.dev's tweet | Thursday, December 05, 2024 10:46:23 AM | BlueSky |
| Wifey overheard me talking to my mom about the car accident stuff and was not happy with what I was saying and I think I just avoided a fight by immediately starting a call with one of my India coworkers and doing some work for the next 45 mins Lmao. Didn't give her the opportunity to come at me | Thursday, December 05, 2024 12:47:24 AM | BlueSky |
| I really am not a youngster anymore. Found this relic from the 2008-2009 or so [[ Image ]] | Saturday, November 30, 2024 2:23:01 AM | BlueSky |
| Tell me JavaScript is crap without telling me JavaScript is crap. Why does my React hello world example have nearly 42k files in it? [[ Image ]] | Friday, November 29, 2024 8:17:43 PM | BlueSky |
| Let's get real with these dumb clickbait article titles. No 4 year old is hacking anything. The mom was an idiot who didn't secure her account [[ Image ]] | Friday, November 29, 2024 6:31:37 PM | BlueSky |
| Did anyone catch on? We pretty much have to, with all the population collapse and everything In reply to @portfolioso.com's tweet | Thursday, November 28, 2024 12:10:59 AM | BlueSky |
| No sympathy for Bayer. They are poisoning us all. [[ Image ]] | Tuesday, November 19, 2024 1:40:10 AM | BlueSky |
| Yoooo. This just took me BACK (Damn it, I'm aging myself with this, aren't I) [[ Image ]] | Monday, November 18, 2024 1:59:51 AM | BlueSky |
| I am so annoyed rn because my pre lit Christmas tree completely failed after just 6 seasons. Not only does the remote controller RF box not work, but there's also some issue preventing the entire clear set of lights from working. Not what I had in my cards for today. Kiddo was so disappointed βΉοΈ | Saturday, November 16, 2024 10:55:34 PM | BlueSky |
| Alice in Chains Unplugged is the literal perfect record for when it's been gloomy for the millionth day in a row in Ohio [[ Image ]] | Saturday, November 16, 2024 3:19:11 PM | BlueSky |
| Head over to #Feeds and search for Infosec [[ Image ]] In reply to @d0c.bsky.social's tweet | Friday, November 08, 2024 4:29:13 PM | BlueSky |
| Checking in from Dumbfuckistan, USA. I apologize to the world that the majority of our citizens want to go backwards. In reply to @bombi.bsky.social's tweet | Friday, November 08, 2024 10:13:25 AM | BlueSky |
| @TimRossOH @Paduch @OhioChamber @matthuffman1 @Rob_McColley @FrankLaRose Let me recap for you: "We could have had fair maps and representation, but the only way we can make this state as red as possible is if we cheat to gerrymander a supermajority." In reply to @TimRossOH's tweet | Friday, November 08, 2024 12:52:37 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @Capt_Jackson_ @AdamCBird Get educated. Are the.maps as they are drawn now fair? https://t.co/LxvInoEsDH In reply to @Capt_Jackson_'s tweet | Sunday, November 03, 2024 7:52:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @MehekCooke @berniemoreno Tell me how much your electric bill went up and how many politicians unalived themselves because of HB6 and the First Energy scandal. Tell me. Why are they so corrupt. Why do you want to keep the absurdly drawn maps? Oh right. Y'all have to cheat to win. In reply to @MehekCooke's tweet | Sunday, November 03, 2024 6:41:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @robertdr00 @OHRSCC You're all dummies. A no vote keeps the current maps, which are absurdly unfair for citizen representation. The current maps were shot down 7 times in court and they were like "fuck em, we'll keep them anyways" In reply to @robertdr00's tweet | Sunday, November 03, 2024 1:23:54 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @ohiogop How does voting no stop gerrymandering if it lets the same 5 crooked assholes draw the maps? Maps that were deemed unconstitutional 7 times. You are all outside your minds | Friday, November 01, 2024 12:18:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Let me tell you what's going to happen in 2025 (and beyond) for the Yankees: - Cashman will keep Boone - Most of the free agents will walk - Next year's team will be the same mediocrity - [Further future] Judge will retire without a WS ring | Thursday, October 31, 2024 4:35:25 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @ohiogop Literally "Vote no to keep Ohio Red" because we draw absurd maps and if you vote yes, they'll draw fair ones and we'll lose our power Cunts. | Thursday, October 31, 2024 4:00:10 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @ChairmanAlex Why don't you allow replies, you wimp? Can't take the criticism? So you mean to tell me that your moron party drew maps 7 times and they all got struck down as unfair? You're telling us to vote no to trust YOUR party to draw them fairly? BAHAHA You corrupt fool https://t.co/ADS507JXMI | Monday, October 28, 2024 12:27:59 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I want an Olivia MetroCard! I don't even live in NY and when I do visit, MetroCards are shit (should use OMNY tap and pay instead) https://t.co/502NmmRzPs | Sunday, October 27, 2024 10:37:19 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Delta just has a shitty engineering team. We had crippled company laptops and thousands of EC2 instances, and had everything back online in less than 8 hours. Not trying to defend Crowdstrike, but in software, shipping bugs is inevitable... https://t.co/xBC0dz9Rir | Saturday, October 26, 2024 11:28:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @KeithFaber Keith. It's already Gerrymandered you gd fool. You are just scared your idiot party is going to lose power when a BIPARTISAN committee that isn't made up of PACs or politician draws actual fair maps https://t.co/ahCsvYGPW9 In reply to @KeithFaber's tweet | Saturday, October 26, 2024 8:46:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I need an Olivia Rodrigo "fuck it, it's fine" gif to use when blindly accepting convoluted Pulumi pull requests and it indicates some weird bullshit happened | Wednesday, October 02, 2024 5:23:05 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Here's the thing Spectrum. While I appreciate this gesture of good will, this is pretty much useless to me. Maybe address the fact that my upload speed is still 20MBPS like it's 2007 again. I would have much rather taken a boost from 20 to 30 or 50 up https://t.co/tbgU2kzR4p | Tuesday, October 01, 2024 5:12:01 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @HamCoGOP What's the other option. A bunch of White GOP boomers draw absurdly skewed maps instead of fair maps from the public? Fuck outta hea | Sunday, September 29, 2024 2:25:47 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @elonmusk This is fear mongering, Elon. All that shit's not going to happen | Thursday, September 26, 2024 1:12:27 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I don't think you understand how fucking happy I am that it's no longer the summer solstice. Now hurry up and cool the fuck down | Monday, September 23, 2024 2:09:51 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #202,378! (Forgot about bluesky tbh) [[ Image ]] | Thursday, September 19, 2024 10:56:39 AM | BlueSky |
| @AskCiti App update fixed it. Thx | Saturday, September 07, 2024 6:43:58 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @ansonsination @Citi Yes. Doesn't load at all. Uninstalled and reinstalled to clear app data. Causes phone to hang as well. In reply to @ansonsination's tweet | Monday, September 02, 2024 11:10:08 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @Citibank wtf is wrong with your android app? https://t.co/BvcZZr7QxD | Monday, September 02, 2024 10:36:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This is purely the fault of @BoeingSpace I wouldn't trust that company to make a paper airplane, let alone spacecraft. https://t.co/AtHZmBY8ZD | Monday, August 26, 2024 8:50:24 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @github What happened to the autocomplete search box when searching gists? | Tuesday, July 30, 2024 1:34:45 AM | Twitter Web App |
| "we're investigating the cause" What's there to investigate? It's a piece of shit Boeing plane. All their shit falls apart and is made like absolute crap. https://t.co/atlNgw3FIK | Monday, July 08, 2024 8:04:20 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Wise man. Just set low expectations and you'll be happy. Seriously. If you want it all, it ain't happening and you'll be mis. As long as there's kindness and respect, it'll go a long way https://t.co/jL2p3Blw58 | Monday, July 01, 2024 11:06:53 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @_sysengineer What happened? Destroyed by Gemma? In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet | Wednesday, June 26, 2024 3:07:13 PM | Twitter Web App |
| As a pixel fan, it's dumb AF to buy the Pixel 9 because Samsung-made Tensor chips are weak overheating piles of crap. Wait another year for TSMC, but I'd recommend skipping the first model year and let them work the kinks out https://t.co/wogQcHWJc9 | Sunday, June 23, 2024 2:17:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Rewatching Buffy and underground 90s rock slaps so hard https://t.co/SdsQ4KyKmS | Sunday, June 23, 2024 12:21:05 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @BofA_Help Thank you. I must have been doing something wrong because I was able to name it correctly and add both my keys. But I really don't understand why it has to be associated with a debt card and ask for my debit card pin, rather than applying to my entire account In reply to @BofA_Help's tweet | Monday, June 17, 2024 5:52:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @BankofAmerica Can you tell your app product people and dev people this is a dumb limitation? Why can't we have a number in our Security key name. I literally have a Yubikey 5C https://t.co/0Wam5Z6LUL | Monday, June 17, 2024 3:44:13 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @madebygoogle @rosterloh Will you do this already? Why have ratchet OEMs implemented this but Pixel has not? "Adaptive charging" is laughable and I want a charging limit. How do you expect these devices to last 7 years with people abusing their batteries? https://t.co/UyVolQpMF4 | Monday, June 17, 2024 12:17:53 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @KeithFaber Your mom will be overturned in appeals. In reply to @KeithFaber's tweet | Friday, May 31, 2024 5:25:18 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Y'all - I just want to make one quick DNS change, but our infra code pipeline takes 13 minutes to run + requires an approval. Then they wonder why everything takes forever | Friday, May 31, 2024 11:04:45 AM | BlueSky |
| Y'all - I just want to make one quick DNS change, but our infra code pipeline takes 13 minutes to run + requires an approval. Then they wonder why everything takes forever | Friday, May 31, 2024 11:04:41 AM | Twitter Web App |
| What is this ridiculous shit @PayPal Surely there are better ways to beat bots with impossible captchas that are absurd for actual real humans to solve. My account uses a hardware security key. That should bypass the captcha Horseshit UX https://t.co/5RvLZ0fsnp | Tuesday, May 21, 2024 8:11:11 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @nancyalice1 @GovMikeDeWine @FranDeWine @ImaginationOhio Oh no! Free books! I'm appalled. God forbid we educate the children! They might grow up to become hippie liberals In reply to @nancyalice1's tweet | Tuesday, May 07, 2024 3:40:50 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Gee @StateDept... You think? How about everyone stops sending them fuckin money and weapons then https://t.co/eeSV9OKGSt | Sunday, April 28, 2024 8:58:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| She's a moron. 1) She is indeed above the law because any common person who doesn't stop is arrested on the spot. 2) If she just pulled over, chances are they let her go and slap her on the wrist. But now she got caught looking like a privileged asshole on bodycam video In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Saturday, April 27, 2024 1:59:31 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I applaud the Seattle PD for murdering a pedophile | Saturday, April 27, 2024 1:29:15 AM | Twitter for Android |
| idgaf that the guy who invented gifs pronounces it with a J like the peanut butter. He's wrong It's a hard G. It's not jraphics interchange format, dummies | Sunday, April 21, 2024 11:48:18 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Happy Friday to ya, you guys https://t.co/swSrcIS1L4 | Friday, April 12, 2024 12:37:50 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @DaveYostOH You literally dismissed rape allegations from a 9 year old girl as a political ploy. Rot in hell In reply to @DaveYostOH's tweet | Friday, April 12, 2024 10:48:21 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @shenetworks Sounds like a redneck Texas problem. Did this happen up north? Eh, maybe guys just suck In reply to @shenetworks's tweet | Wednesday, April 10, 2024 9:07:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @jaysmurgen @GovMikeDeWine @GovernorShapiro Tell them all to look up what Randazzo and Clark did and follow in their footsteps In reply to @jaysmurgen's tweet | Wednesday, April 10, 2024 1:37:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @GovMikeDeWine @GovernorShapiro βRanked most corrupt state βHB6 Scandal. YOU KNEW β Gerrymandering out of control βCorrupt SOS @FrankLaRose wasting 20 million on special elections that HE BANNED β@DaveYostOH thought a 9 year old girl made up her rape story GET LAWST In reply to @GovMikeDeWine's tweet | Wednesday, April 10, 2024 1:16:43 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @Coach1984 Reduce your empathy for shitty people. Don't feel horrible. Dude 100% did this to himself. He didn't have to be corrupt and he didn't have to escape once he was caught. My electric bill is through the roof from this scandal and I have 0 cares about this guy whatsoever In reply to @Coach1984's tweet | Wednesday, April 10, 2024 12:30:40 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @FrankLaRose @OhioState FRANKIE BOY! I work in tech. I'm so happy I can register for this and also heckle you. In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Friday, April 05, 2024 7:05:04 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Senile Joe cannot be issuing these statements while at the same time continuing to support and send weapons to Israel Take your pick. An old senile imbecile or an old deranged lunatic. We're so fucked 2024 πͺ https://t.co/7y2VTbo5Xi | Wednesday, April 03, 2024 12:09:54 AM | Twitter Web App |
| I'm back, bitches! [[ Image ]] | Sunday, March 31, 2024 10:12:03 AM | BlueSky |
| Me trying to clean up someone's 4 year old, unmaintained typescript where they didn't lock packages to a version and now everything is deprecated! [[ Image ]] | Thursday, March 28, 2024 2:30:48 AM | BlueSky |
| Some pair of balls for @lyft to send a push notification telling me to update their app. I keep all my apps updated and don't even use Lyft much. Just because you released a major bug doesn't mean I want to be interrupted. Maybe put the notification in the app instead https://t.co/k69yEK2zhF | Friday, March 15, 2024 8:40:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Looking at an article on why car insurance is going up so fast... More accidents. People are driving more aggressively. They're like "fuck it. I lived through a pandemic. I drive how I drive." [[ Image ]] | Thursday, March 14, 2024 10:14:10 PM | BlueSky |
| @bestknapp4ever @FrankLaRose @JenaGriswold Why do they care what other people do with their own bodies if they're not hurting anyone else? This is the party of freedoms. If they think it's dumb AF, that's fine, but I don't get why this was a big deal In reply to @bestknapp4ever's tweet | Tuesday, March 05, 2024 12:41:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @bestknapp4ever @FrankLaRose @JenaGriswold Hey now, Frank is a jagoff, an Trump doesn't support him, but who cares if he wore a mask. I mean, no one really wears them anymore but whatever happened to "don't tread on me" In reply to @bestknapp4ever's tweet | Tuesday, March 05, 2024 10:51:43 AM | Twitter Web App |
| What's the appropriate way to use my 20x creeper zoom to take cute pics of my kid at the playground from far away, without all the moms thinking I'm creeping on them? | Monday, March 04, 2024 2:56:16 PM | Twitter Web App |
| What's the appropriate way to use my 20x creeper zoom to take cute pics of my kid at the playground from far away, without all the moms thinking I'm creeping on them? | Monday, March 04, 2024 2:56:07 PM | BlueSky |
| Snapple isn't even a thing anymore since they moved away from glass bottles. Prove me wrong. | Saturday, March 02, 2024 1:02:57 PM | BlueSky |
| @Windol4Jesus @MalcangiSarah Oh. I couldn't find where in the Bible it talked about appropriate lifestyles that didn't subject people to damnation In reply to @HawRiverCollect's tweet | Tuesday, February 27, 2024 8:21:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @_sysengineer How do you feel now that your homelab has AI capabilities? In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet | Thursday, February 22, 2024 10:26:05 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Finish the sentence of the article "...Is going to mysteriously end up dead" (And big pharma may or may not be to blame. Just think how much money they'd lose if cancer was cured) [[ Image ]] | Tuesday, February 20, 2024 8:28:02 PM | BlueSky |
| I am SO tempted to sell wifey's earth diamond and replace it with a better quality lab grown diamond 4-5x cheaper... I could use that cash right now. Absolutely absurd I had that amount of money to throw away on the most abundant element in the universe. Now, I'm a GD poor. | Tuesday, February 20, 2024 11:36:54 AM | BlueSky |
| @DaveyostsHat @FrankLaRose @JCU_CRepublican @UA_CRepublicans @CR_Pitt That only happens to people with more melanin in their skin In reply to @DaveyostsHat's tweet | Sunday, February 18, 2024 2:25:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I mean... Again. The charts on Feb 10, 1996. Absolute BANGERS0. The 90s slapped [[ Image ]] | Wednesday, February 14, 2024 11:03:34 PM | BlueSky |
| Twitter can suck it because their ad targeting is garbage. Above 35? What do they think I'm some kind of antique? [[ Image ]] | Wednesday, February 14, 2024 7:47:16 PM | BlueSky |
| I really wish more people would come over to Bluesky from that nonsensical Elon app. I feel like the algo on π just shows you tweets you politically disagree with to start internet arguments | Saturday, February 10, 2024 12:26:52 PM | BlueSky |
| Everyone needs to get off this shitty Elon app and onto BlueSky | Saturday, February 10, 2024 12:23:25 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Let's fuck around and find out how my app handles an embed URL and an image portfolioso.com [[ Image ]] | Saturday, February 10, 2024 1:59:30 AM | BlueSky |
| Yeah, that worked [[ Image ]] In reply to @portfolioso.com's tweet | Friday, February 09, 2024 12:23:21 AM | BlueSky |
| @FrankLaRose I've literally never seen a more corrupt, lying, conniving, money wasting politician. You are BAD! Just, go away. Join the army or some crap again and get out of here In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, February 08, 2024 2:19:11 PM | Twitter Web App |
| This is a post with two images so I can test retrieving them from the API. Working on some things π [[ Image 1 | Image 2 ]] | Wednesday, February 07, 2024 7:11:07 PM | BlueSky |
| I'm a hap, hap, happy dog. I'm a happy, happy happy dog! [[ Image ]] | Tuesday, February 06, 2024 8:41:45 PM | BlueSky |
| Ya'll should get off this toxic shitpile of an app, tell Elon to eat a bag of dicks, and join BlueSky today! https://t.co/6pk7jEKRvB | Tuesday, February 06, 2024 4:43:42 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I think it's really poor design that @youtubemusic displays podcasts directly at the top of a MUSIC app. It's fine they're moving the podcasts app into YT Music, but maybe make them more subtle? I hardly listen to them and they are showing up at the top of the home page https://t.co/54jzeSvvsZ | Sunday, February 04, 2024 8:42:22 AM | Twitter for Android |
| There were some bangers out in January 1998. I was rockin' out to all these in 3rd grade like a boss! [[ Image ]] | Friday, January 26, 2024 12:31:54 PM | BlueSky |
| Lol @BoeingAirplanes can't seem to make airplanes that don't fall the fuck apart lately. It's cool, their profits are probably good though. Make sure the jets you fly on are manufactured by Airbus or Embraer, folks! https://t.co/WzWNd6dzyI | Wednesday, January 24, 2024 9:20:28 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @LaRoseForSenate Shut up Frankie Boy. You're not struggling at all, Mr. Worthington. Why don't you move out to the boonies where it's cheaper and you can relate with other Trumpy, rural. ignorant hicks In reply to @LaRoseForSenate's tweet | Tuesday, January 23, 2024 1:56:38 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Fuck off with this shit. Pandemics only happen every hundred years or so. We've already hit the quota for my lifetime https://t.co/Q5JHlY4L1T | Friday, January 19, 2024 10:32:34 AM | Twitter Web App |
| The new Green Day album slaps | Friday, January 19, 2024 1:36:09 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Will you @Windows fuckers fix the GD Windows 11 bug where the desktop icons disappear if you use multiple desktops? How do you let blatant shit like this exist for months on end? Jesus Christ. https://t.co/MPDFGVxd8g https://t.co/Majeipu4ql | Friday, January 19, 2024 12:04:44 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @madebygoogle I thought the Nest app was being deprecated anyway. It's been three years and the Home app still lacks feature parity In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet | Friday, January 12, 2024 9:37:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @madebygoogle I usually control it from the Nest app, but every once in a while I use assistant commands from my displays. I don't think anything is necessarily wrong... I just don't understand why the fact that I had eco mode set to below the default why it would not consider this efficient https://t.co/0mVVmNNt5T In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet | Friday, January 12, 2024 9:36:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Green Day collab with Olivia? D Make it happen. Dope asf https://t.co/Ve4ZO2Allo | Friday, January 12, 2024 4:30:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @FrankLaRose Frankie Boy! You are dim. First off, where are they going to go? Moron @GregAbbott_TX keeps bussing them to NY. They supposed to just let them stand there? Second, it'll never happen you fear mongering fool. They'll never send them to a red state. GO AWAY In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Wednesday, January 10, 2024 11:23:56 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @FrankLaRose Frankie Boy! NOT ONE of those things will ever happen. You heard? Hope you have a shitty 2024. In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Tuesday, January 02, 2024 2:02:14 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Happy New Year's Eve to everyone it's still New Year's Eve for! π₯π₯³πΎπ #2οΈβ£0οΈβ£2οΈβ£4οΈβ£ | Sunday, December 31, 2023 9:12:17 PM | BlueSky |
| Everyone is doing this, so let me have at it. Ask me anonymous shit. https://t.co/skeGL7QT6v (And yes, the link is portfolioso2 because there isn't a notion of an account, which is weird, so you cannot claim a username if you delete the app, it's gone forever, which is silly) | Friday, December 29, 2023 6:26:22 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @OlentangySD Split the district already. We live in southern Delaware county, so why are we responsible for the rapid development of farms into apartment complexes up north. With already increased home valuations, this is a tremendous ask when homeowners are already squeezed by inflation In reply to @OlentangySD's tweet | Friday, December 22, 2023 3:18:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @madebygoogle US. It happened sometime. yesterday evening. I couldn't even find a record of my question on my https://t.co/sV9I5G5yjm, so it probably just wasn't working at the time. This is fine. It works again. I'm used to how inherently buggy Google Home voice assistant is In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet | Friday, December 22, 2023 10:27:10 AM | Twitter for Android |
| In today's episode of mad ghetto home workarounds, when your sump pump pipe collapses and starts discharging water all over your foundation, simply cut the pipe and use a kid's slide to divert water into a ditch away from the house foundation https://t.co/NpcTnL3gJL | Monday, December 18, 2023 5:51:09 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @laurenboebert Lemmie get that weed vape, granny In reply to @laurenboebert's tweet | Thursday, December 14, 2023 6:37:31 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Like is this a Windows bug? I notice this badly in Slack and Discord Native Windows apps https://t.co/LdJdLDQPaA In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Sunday, December 10, 2023 10:29:52 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Someone tell me wtf is wrong with Windows 11's spell checker. It sucks BALLS. Any app that uses the OS native spell checking makes piss poor suggestions: IE - dont (with no apostrophe suggests don'ts) traffiv --> triffid (rather than traffic) @Windows | Sunday, December 10, 2023 10:25:02 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @FrankLaRose Good Boy, Frankie. I'm glad the elections are fair. This way, you can't contest on how voters thought your special election was crap, and also voted yes on 1 and 2. Goofball. Also how about that audience! It's time for this generation to move on if you catch my drift... In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Wednesday, December 06, 2023 10:10:11 AM | Twitter Web App |
| The medical team should have put a knee on this cocksucker's neck to stop the bleeding. Also the person who attacked him has nothing to lose. I'm glad he didn't kill him because this needs to happen over and over and over again https://t.co/eT2UHcRL5r | Friday, December 01, 2023 9:28:18 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Happy December and RIP Chester https://t.co/pIbFcmgQ92 (Every time I post this, wifey calls me an emo) | Friday, December 01, 2023 3:17:33 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @FrankLaRose FRANKIE BOY! You are not to be tweeting about "precious daughters", when your idiotic policies forced a 10 year old rape victim to have to flee the state to abort her rapist's fetus. You're a joke, my guy In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Monday, November 27, 2023 2:36:13 PM | Twitter Web App |
| It will bring me so much joy to watch OpenAI just completely collapse. I had nothing against the company at all, but I hate when a bunch of stuffy suits on a board think they know it all and make stupid decisions that everyone disagrees with. MSFT is the winner here. | Tuesday, November 21, 2023 11:55:55 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @ProtectWomenOH @jackwindsor Cut the crap. I had my dick foreskin barbarically snipped after birth and I don't remember a thing In reply to @ProtectWomenOH's tweet | Tuesday, November 07, 2023 4:03:21 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @OhioTrump2024 @FrankLaRose Fox News told me that the illegal Mexican rapists put fentanyl in kids candy, so it's gotta be true! In reply to @OhioTrump2024's tweet | Wednesday, November 01, 2023 8:03:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @FrankLaRose Frankie Boy! Make sure the illegal Mexican rapists coming up from the border aren't putting fentanyl in there! (See how absurd this sounds? This is what ya crazy Orange man believes in) In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Wednesday, November 01, 2023 10:32:13 AM | Twitter Web App |
| We need that Ukraine and Israel money https://t.co/apbZpjiBM3 | Monday, October 30, 2023 11:47:39 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @RobertCSprague @BrookeBihlman Not one of these old crones pictured are capable of getting pregnant so how about you stop controlling women In reply to @RobertCSprague's tweet | Sunday, October 29, 2023 1:11:35 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @clickforohio Bru. This is the dumbest thing I've seen on the internet tonight. What in the literal balls are you even talking about? So you support the fetuses, but based on your profile picture, you're good with Israel wiping an entire nation off the map and killing civilians? In reply to @clickforohio's tweet | Sunday, October 29, 2023 12:55:45 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @RonDeSantis Not fuckin Israel you dummy. What ever happened to America First that your party totes so much? In reply to @RonDeSantis's tweet | Saturday, October 28, 2023 8:39:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Goodbye. Go hang with your family and we'll find a hitting coach who can direct the team to hit their way out of a paper bag, unlike this dude. https://t.co/PbHyXkIwVF | Thursday, October 26, 2023 8:32:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| 2008-2014 is peak Dave Grohl [[ Image ]] | Tuesday, October 24, 2023 10:50:53 AM | BlueSky |
| @BlueFalcon2285 @PitchCoach16 @ohiogop It didn't support the parental rights for the 10 year old girl's parents, who were forced to leave the state to abort her rapist's fetus. In reply to @BlueFalcon2285's tweet | Monday, October 23, 2023 10:50:51 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @ProtectWomenOH @MikeDeWine 10 year old rape victim had to leave the state to get rid of the rapist's fetus and was denied healthcare by the extreme ban. In reply to @ProtectWomenOH's tweet | Sunday, October 22, 2023 11:22:10 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @FrankLaRose @tracegallagher Frankie Boy! Do your job as secretary of state. Stop appearing on all these fake news programs pretending to be a foreign affairs export. You're a jagoff Trumper that wasted $20 million on a sham election. In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Saturday, October 21, 2023 10:08:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @to_discussion @Dcallahan4David @jenniferforrep Yes, this is why the 10 year old girl had to flee to Michigan for healthcare. when she was raped. Get lost In reply to @to_discussion's tweet | Monday, October 16, 2023 10:47:42 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @McDonalds a GD FOOL for getting rid of snack wraps https://t.co/6jlgAFwBmh | Wednesday, October 11, 2023 11:57:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @_sysengineer It's absurd. I know like 6 people rn who have respiratory bs who have felt like crap for over a week In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet | Monday, October 09, 2023 2:02:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| You can't even set a thermostat schedule in the Google Home app because @madebygoogle doesn't believe in feature parity from the Nest app for older Nest devices. It's literally been 3 years, yet they required switching to Google accounts. The fuck are they doing? | Monday, October 09, 2023 8:00:03 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @FrankLaRose Frankie Boy! You're silly, Mr. "party of freedom" https://t.co/UmwaPoRqeV In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Friday, October 06, 2023 5:10:44 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @Captain2Corner Designated runner is a shit rule. It's not fair at all to the relievers and doesn't really shorten the game In reply to @Captain2Corner's tweet | Friday, October 06, 2023 1:48:55 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @notshenetworks Also work on a web based app and out auth is a separate micro service. When we have issues with queuing, accounts do not sync between systems. It's a very common problem In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Friday, October 06, 2023 12:26:41 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @madebygoogle Google home product team did a reddit AMA and for fucks sake, will you migrate all the Nest app features already? Everyone wants this. Literally what have you been doing for two years https://t.co/R2i9zQa1GZ | Friday, October 06, 2023 12:15:33 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @FrankLaRose Frankie Boy! This happened in the 80s because of Reganomics. In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Thursday, October 05, 2023 12:59:58 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Who kidnaps a 9 year old girl and gets caught leaving a ransom note? Put this fuck through the wood chipper. Dude doesn't deserve to exist anymore https://t.co/6F2K0lWYKF | Tuesday, October 03, 2023 1:26:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Whoever the fuck designed humans and invented mammals that bleed out every month and fluctuating hormones that turn them into feral bitches is an asshole creator. Design us better so that shit doesnt happen | Tuesday, October 03, 2023 9:38:21 AM | Twitter Web App |
| I see decrepit Feinstein finally kicked the bucket. Now it's also time for this to happen to Mitch, Joe and Donald as well. They're all old farts who should be off playing with their grandkids instead of holding office (except Trump, that guy can go to hell) | Friday, September 29, 2023 3:06:16 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @_sysengineer Windows 11 blue screened on me 5 times the week I first got a new laptop with it. Windows 10 blue screened on me once ever This is coming from a weather guy who's wrong all the time π€£ In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet | Sunday, September 24, 2023 7:54:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @paramountplus your app stinks on Samsung smart TVs. Literally freezes every single time playing content but the ads work just fine. Actually do better for a paid product | Saturday, September 16, 2023 6:18:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @FrankLaRose @OHDems @OhioCapJournal Frankie Boy! You mean to tell me you think you have stellar ethics after banning August elections and then immediately spending $20 million to hold an August election? And you didn't even win. What a hack! What a clown! Go away Frankie. No one likes you π€‘ In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Friday, September 15, 2023 9:42:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This Sunday, my neighbor Karen, who happens to be the exact definition of a Karen, is going to the UK for 3 weeks and I am so excited that I'll have 3 weeks of peace Lady legit is fucking everywhere and will talk to you for 45 minutes straight | Friday, September 15, 2023 9:07:07 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @jackwindsor @ZaxxonGalaxian @MGonidakis @ohiolife This is not what is going to happen. This is not what this amendment was about. Absolutely no one thinks it's a good idea to abort a fetus after it's viable, even lefties. No school administrator is encouraging kids to get sex changes in secret. This is all MAGA rhetoric In reply to @jackwindsor's tweet | Thursday, August 10, 2023 9:55:54 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Our nuget package provider vanished off the internet, and one of our devs suggested committing 1.5GB of packages into our 10 year old git repo with hundreds of thousands of commits, and I almost cockslapped him on the spot | Thursday, July 27, 2023 1:36:56 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @assembla @mattwoberts @RapidOwl Bro how do you have over a 24 hour outage with zero communication. If you think my org is ever using this bullshit again if it ever comes back online, you're mistaken | Thursday, July 27, 2023 12:20:37 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @ohiolife @ProtectWomenOH Peter Range here, trying to control your uterus! He's pro birth, but once they're born, fuck em! Make sure not to approve any social programs for them because that would cost too much. Get lost clowns | Wednesday, July 26, 2023 6:05:48 PM | Twitter Web App |
| WTF happened to MyGet? Just vanished off the internet? Our pipelines have been broken all day | Wednesday, July 26, 2023 4:17:10 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @FrankLaRose You stink, Frankie Boy! Your ideas are crap and you support a criminal ex president like a gd FOOL In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Tuesday, July 25, 2023 10:31:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @crisisofconsc My wife was a tech manager at a startup that was rapidly expanding and hired a chauvinistic boomer VP. It was hell. He was the worst and expected very little from the women, who were often better employees than the men In reply to @crisisofconsc's tweet | Monday, July 24, 2023 6:28:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @asunapg When will the recession start? Everyone's been saying we were about to have a recession any month now for the past year | Monday, July 24, 2023 8:40:42 AM | Twitter Web App |
| The people on my offshore team are so gd dumb, I literally did a PR for them and told them to learn/review/approve. They ignored it all week, and the day before it had to roll out, did a separate PR on their own, incorrectly, and then proceeded to merge mine with conflicts | Monday, July 24, 2023 8:36:34 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @Radicalcapit @AFrazierLife @VoteYesOhio @ohiolife @NEOhioLife @CCVPolicy @ohiogop @RTL_CoalitionOH Yes! Vote no! In reply to @Radicalcapit's tweet | Sunday, July 23, 2023 11:33:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Just saw an Airbnb listing in "West NY" for super cheap. When I looked into it more, it was across the river in Jersey. You think I'm a greenhorn? Fuckouttahea | Saturday, July 22, 2023 10:41:08 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @DeltaWarped @_sysengineer I can see the appeal, but the way they went about this was a completely corrupt and an attempt at a desperate power grab. An out of state billionaire pushed to get this on the ballot after their own party voted to get rid of August elections in 2021. In reply to @Denlorial's tweet | Thursday, July 20, 2023 11:07:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| There's a 100lb lap dog laying on me and this is the best thing ever. Luna usually never snuggles right on top of me. | Thursday, July 20, 2023 1:59:47 AM | BlueSky |
| @alexengineer10 @GovMikeDeWine Based on the large majority of responses I saw on the blue bird app to @ohiogop shitposting in favor of issue 1, almost no replies are in favor of it on both sides In reply to @alexengineer10's tweet | Tuesday, July 11, 2023 10:11:22 AM | Twitter for Android |
| One thing they have to fix on here is how slow the app launches. First you stare at some clouds for 7 seconds. Then "connecting..." For 2-3 seconds. | Sunday, July 09, 2023 12:41:46 AM | BlueSky |
| I think I agree with this... Threads has all the attention, but some people may not want to affiliate with Meta. BlueSky seems solid so far but is still too alpha and doesn't have great adaptation yet | Saturday, July 08, 2023 4:32:10 PM | BlueSky |
| This API documentation tells me absolutely nothing. I just want to be able to read my own posts: https://blueskyproject.io/bluesky-queueserver-api/ | Thursday, July 06, 2023 10:31:38 AM | BlueSky |
| Happy Murica Day | Tuesday, July 04, 2023 9:48:40 AM | BlueSky |
| Chad scraper took down Twitter today. Lmao @alexjyong https://t.co/gEQSfnQgLg | Saturday, July 01, 2023 9:32:42 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Literally the best thing that can happen to Twitter is that it fails into oblivion. Fuck Elon Musk. I don't even like Zuck but I hope he kicks his ass | Saturday, July 01, 2023 5:44:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| If the Pixel 8 doesn't have an ultrasound fingerprint sensor or some equivalent to Apple's lidar for face unlock, I'm not getting it. Also if anyone responsible for the Pixel 6's biometrics is still employed by Google's they're doing it all wrong | Sunday, June 25, 2023 9:59:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Bich give me my free API access back https://t.co/JKIbrSva1e | Wednesday, June 14, 2023 10:23:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My home/car insurance company has some nerve wishing me a happy birthday and can eat a bag of dicks because my rates have gone up $20 every three months with no claims | Friday, June 02, 2023 12:19:12 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Happy Pride month. Remember, make Florida gay again! https://t.co/TpXCBNlWcH Closet Desantis probably likes it in the pooper lol | Thursday, June 01, 2023 10:59:39 AM | Twitter Web App |
| The Pixel 6 Pro is a miserable phone that's caused me nothing but problems. Its latest bullshit is that it froze and the screen wouldn't turn on but the haptics worked. In trying to reset it, it dialed 911 and sent the cops over. Wtf @madebygoogle | Tuesday, May 30, 2023 9:02:15 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @EngineerJusti My friend's puppy got loose and I chased it down the street for like 4 minutes and was dead for like an hour. I need to get into better shape. Running was never my thing. I can walk forever | Sunday, May 21, 2023 9:19:26 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @RepMTG There's no apostrophe s in "just like the Bidens" you dummy | Friday, May 12, 2023 1:52:19 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @GregAbbott_TX It's a TOP state for the grid to fold over, to control women's bodies, for gun violence. You useless jokeshop Your legs are fine and your gd brain is handicapped In reply to @GregAbbott_TX's tweet | Wednesday, May 10, 2023 10:20:20 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @madebygoogle It also doesn't work on my Pixel 4 on Wifi but works on iOS on my Wifi network. Makes less than 0 sense. I removed any kind of traffic management or custom DNS. Literally have no clue what the deal is, but it works on the iOS home app on my Wifi In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Sunday, April 30, 2023 11:58:32 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @madebygoogle This is something odd. It works on 5G/LTE but not on my wifi network on My Pixel 6. I thought it was my custom internal DNS, but I disabled that, and even applied it to my iOS device and that still worked This is probably beyond the scope of Google support, so I'll keep digging In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Sunday, April 30, 2023 11:44:38 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @madebygoogle LOL. Literally someone from Google Support (via the app) told me it never worked when I swear it used to. Now you're confirming it indeed used to work and I'm not going crazy In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet | Sunday, April 30, 2023 11:04:48 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @madebygoogle I also saw tons of tweets @googlenest over the past few days of other people having the same issue with the Nest App In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Sunday, April 30, 2023 11:03:52 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @madebygoogle No, it works in the Nest app (although I've been having intermittent delayed notifications and timeline events loading, but that seems to work now) But has not worked in the Google Home app for over a week. And yes, I have the latest patched Android 13, Pixel 6 Pro & updated app In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet | Sunday, April 30, 2023 11:03:25 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @madebygoogle So you'll buy me a new best doorbell when the old app is killed off, right? In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet | Sunday, April 30, 2023 3:47:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @madebygoogle What if I have a 1st gen Nest Video Doorbell? I was just told by support chat last night that it isn't supported on the Google Home app. In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet | Sunday, April 30, 2023 3:14:08 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @googlenesthelp @sandmid89 I love how Google is deprecating the Nest App for Google home and in the process they're both buggy as hell In reply to @googlenesthelp's tweet | Sunday, April 30, 2023 1:37:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @jrfrank @googlenest This is happening to me too. Someone needs to fix this ASAP. It's been terrible lately | Sunday, April 30, 2023 1:28:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @notrichben @googlenesthelp Nest camera feeds have been a gd piece of shit lately. Delayed notifications. Nest app video feed hardly loads, and the timeline doesn't show events. And it's totally broken in Google Home (which used to work but support told me isn't supported anymore) This is horse shit In reply to @notrichben's tweet | Sunday, April 30, 2023 1:25:58 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @guyday77 @SawyerMerritt @elonmusk @WallStreetSilv @jackiesnews This is a dying demographic. Boomers ruined the planet and made conditions shitty for millennials and Gen Z and it's time for them to go | Sunday, April 30, 2023 9:58:03 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @DelCoSheriff These replies are absurd. It's never okay to steal. Yes, it's a crappy puppy mill chain, I'd never shop pets there, but that doesn't make it right to just steal. Hope they're caught. In reply to @DelCoSheriff's tweet | Friday, April 21, 2023 9:03:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Lenovo I've got a T14 brick because your shitty bios update flashing tool failed. I lost data and look like an asshole at work. No worries. It's my work laptop and IT has it handled. It's under warranty anyway so nothing you "try turning it on and off again" people can help with | Friday, April 14, 2023 11:08:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @heyitsylan It's okay. I'll take slow over brick. Literally just bricked my work laptop with a failed bios update. In reply to @heyitsylan's tweet | Thursday, April 13, 2023 12:29:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This is my work laptop. I don't know if I have my bitlocker key and this probably set me back a month you God damn assholes. Don't you test this shit In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, April 13, 2023 12:14:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fucking @Lenovo. I have a T14 gen 1 and whatever fucking bios update you pushed through vantage bricked my god damn laptop | Thursday, April 13, 2023 12:13:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Microsoft @msexcel The fact that this bullshit still happens in 2023 is enraging. All you need to do is set up a network printer using WSD and then power it off and open a file and it'll take 1 minute and freeze like it's Windows 95. Fuckssake fix this bullshit https://t.co/lQXp8jaFu4 | Friday, March 31, 2023 10:46:16 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @_sysengineer I would, but I'm out oif the Apple ecosystem. @fitbit is being ruined by @madebygoogle and they're actually removing all of the gamified challenges because it doesn't bring in any ad revenue and they're greedy monsters In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet | Thursday, March 30, 2023 10:20:54 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @madebygoogle @rosterloh I broke my Pixel 6 Pro screen for the third fucking time. No idea what happened. It was in my pocket. Whoever decided to put rounded corners on it is a fucking asshole. This is the worst piece of shit pixel I've owned | Thursday, March 30, 2023 9:33:26 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Dude the free twitter API tier is a JOKE. What an asshole | Wednesday, March 29, 2023 11:26:38 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Did dickead Elon kill off my API access yet? This tweet will test it and see | Wednesday, March 29, 2023 11:18:02 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @fitbit This is really bad UX. "Irregular rhythm notifications" makes it seem like it detected a problem. It is very alarming to see, only to tap into it to see "no notifications" It should say if it detected anything or not right on the banner. This is the Android app... https://t.co/st0wKsLSRE | Saturday, February 18, 2023 11:21:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @stratehgee What kind of bullcrap is that. How is that even legal. | Friday, February 17, 2023 2:09:06 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @AnkerOfficial I really like Anker products but my Q30 Headset snapped as I was putting it on and it completely fell apart. I don't treat it rough and I would say 6 months of use is not enough for wear and tear. I really can't see spending $80 on another pair. What can you do? | Sunday, February 12, 2023 7:22:24 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @WXChris13 @notshenetworks I wonder how? They removed it from the API, or at least the endpoint I'm using In reply to @WXChris13's tweet | Monday, February 06, 2023 5:29:10 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Eat a dick, David. @DaveYostOH https://t.co/UJiAp0ASbS | Thursday, February 02, 2023 6:12:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Dickhead elon is getting rid of the free api and I'm not paying that looney bin, so I'll need a new plan for https://t.co/s6ROIYhIQQ | Thursday, February 02, 2023 9:47:47 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Elon, you're fucking me up man. Have to change up my archiving API app to handle your toddler tantrums since you ordered breaking changes | Tuesday, January 17, 2023 4:33:26 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Test to see if Elon removed the tweet source from the API. I doubt it. | Monday, January 16, 2023 3:31:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @notshenetworks @SouthwestAir A few years back, Southwest had dope deals from CAK to NY and they exited that airport. It was the cheapest and easiest and once I had to do the Delta/American/United thing, it was annoying In reply to @shenetworks's tweet | Tuesday, December 27, 2022 9:55:19 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @madebygoogle @rosterloh I spent $1,312.89 for this piece of shit, a case that turned yellow and fell apart in 8 months and $300 in insurance claims. What a gd piece of shit phone In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, December 13, 2022 10:54:50 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @madebygoogle A screen should not break falling off your lap onto a wood floor. This happened TWICE with the 6 Pro and it's dumb fucking rounded corners In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, December 13, 2022 10:50:25 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Happy Tuesday. I broke my phone again and no one gets along with me. Today sucks again. It's been cloudy and gloomy for a week straight. Fuck everything | Tuesday, December 13, 2022 10:46:31 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Jesus fucking Christ. Time to insurance claim my phone for the second time. Because the screen broke falling off my lap onto a wood floor. Hey @madebygoogle fuck you and choosing to use a curved screen in the pixel 6 pro because it sticks out and shatters on the corner | Tuesday, December 13, 2022 8:45:21 AM | Twitter for Android |
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