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@AnkerOfficial I really like Anker products but my Q30 Headset snapped as I was putting it on and it completely fell apart. I don't treat it rough and I would say 6 months of use is not enough for wear and tear. I really can't see spending $80 on another pair. What can you do? Sunday, February 12, 2023 7:22:24 PMTwitter for Android
@WXChris13 @notshenetworks I wonder how? They removed it from the API, or at least the endpoint I'm using
In reply to @WXChris13's tweet
Monday, February 06, 2023 5:29:10 PMTwitter Web App
Eat a dick, David. @DaveYostOH

https://t.co/UJiAp0ASbS
Thursday, February 02, 2023 6:12:32 PMTwitter for Android
Dickhead elon is getting rid of the free api and I'm not paying that looney bin, so I'll need a new plan for https://t.co/s6ROIYhIQQ Thursday, February 02, 2023 9:47:47 AMTwitter Web App
Elon, you're fucking me up man. Have to change up my archiving API app to handle your toddler tantrums since you ordered breaking changes Tuesday, January 17, 2023 4:33:26 PMTwitter Web App
Test to see if Elon removed the tweet source from the API. I doubt it. Monday, January 16, 2023 3:31:11 PMTwitter for Android
@notshenetworks @SouthwestAir A few years back, Southwest had dope deals from CAK to NY and they exited that airport. It was the cheapest and easiest and once I had to do the Delta/American/United thing, it was annoying
In reply to @shenetworks's tweet
Tuesday, December 27, 2022 9:55:19 AMTwitter for Android
@madebygoogle @rosterloh I spent $1,312.89 for this piece of shit, a case that turned yellow and fell apart in 8 months and $300 in insurance claims. What a gd piece of shit phone
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, December 13, 2022 10:54:50 AMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle A screen should not break falling off your lap onto a wood floor. This happened TWICE with the 6 Pro and it's dumb fucking rounded corners
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, December 13, 2022 10:50:25 AMTwitter Web App
Happy Tuesday. I broke my phone again and no one gets along with me. Today sucks again. It's been cloudy and gloomy for a week straight. Fuck everything Tuesday, December 13, 2022 10:46:31 AMTwitter Web App
Jesus fucking Christ. Time to insurance claim my phone for the second time. Because the screen broke falling off my lap onto a wood floor.

Hey @madebygoogle fuck you and choosing to use a curved screen in the pixel 6 pro because it sticks out and shatters on the corner
Tuesday, December 13, 2022 8:45:21 AMTwitter for Android
I'm about to go right the fuck back to Vegas because ever since I got home people have been unappreciative pricks and say I don't give them what they need even though I feel like I already do fuckin almost anything Monday, December 12, 2022 3:38:49 PMTwitter for Android
Happy Monday everything sucks Monday, December 12, 2022 9:52:39 AMTwitter Web App
Dude. I just spent 10 mins making a @youtubemusic playlist on my laptop and the fuckin thing is nowhere to be found on my phone. Nice cloud jagoffs Saturday, December 03, 2022 12:19:23 PMTwitter for Android
If @youtubemusic wants to be relevant, their AI needs to have our end of year summaries out at the same time Spotify does their wrap. Last year, I got mine in February. Do better Thursday, December 01, 2022 3:39:27 AMTwitter Web App
@SpiritAirlines Oh I appreciate it. Nothing can be done though because you can't control time or make the gate available to deplane. I'm just venting to my 20 followers so no big deal
In reply to @SpiritAirlines's tweet
Sunday, November 27, 2022 11:41:08 PMTwitter for Android
@notshenetworks This shouldn't be a thing anymore. Any company making you type in a password with a TV remote is doing it all wrong. They should be using QR codes or alphanumeric codes that you enter on a phone app/website where we can log into the provider with a password manager
In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet
Sunday, November 27, 2022 6:57:40 PMTwitter for Android
@SpiritAirlines I figured it out but it was all convoluted. Worked okay on the app, and I was trying to do it in the email or on the web version
In reply to @SpiritAirlines's tweet
Sunday, November 27, 2022 11:37:43 AMTwitter for Android
Can we just see this fucker pays nothing? When can we just see that? https://t.co/yDaPtPlRJ1
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, November 26, 2022 11:56:43 PMTwitter for Android
This thing slaps. If money were no object, I'd grab a bunch https://t.co/9p9Ah8Q9zy Friday, November 25, 2022 11:43:41 PMTwitter Web App
Why is there no way to list all blocked channels on YouTube kids app? (I have to block utter garbage content)

You can only do it by going to the channel in the main YouTube app

Again, Google has shit UX across the majority of it's products
Monday, November 21, 2022 9:07:38 AMTwitter for Android
@_sysengineer I read this and actually thought it was Friday and now I'm disappointed
In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet
Thursday, November 10, 2022 10:57:32 AMTwitter for Android
Too bad if you're a woman, LGBTQ, not white or poor. Otherwise you'll be just fine. And it shouldn't have to be like that

And this is what happens when the Democrats (also idiots) chose an antique senile dinosaur as if he was the most qualified person to take on Trump
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, November 08, 2022 11:44:22 PMTwitter for Android
Ungrateful prick. I go out of my way to do something nice I usually don't do and there's zero appreciation. Only complaints and bitching. Eat a dick Wednesday, October 19, 2022 11:50:17 PMTwitter for Android
Cancel the season.

1) You can't only win on home runs
2) Fuck Chapman for being a bum. Should've gotten rid of him
3) If the Yankees happen to win this, it'll be in 5 all while Houston is well rested
Saturday, October 15, 2022 11:11:59 PMTwitter for Android
@notshenetworks I always take a screenshot of the QR code (private keys) for any TOTP based auth and store it in KeePass. This way, if I need to move my auth apps, I just rescan the key on a new device.

This doesn't work for things that send pushes though
In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet
Tuesday, October 04, 2022 7:00:12 PMTwitter for Android
This is fucking appalling https://t.co/gef3KteBmX

Instructions on how to bypass security and install an untrustworthy apk on Android that probably collects data. App is a complete joke. It only loads a webview of the mobile site. They don't even hide the URL bar.
Friday, September 23, 2022 3:15:53 AMTwitter Web App
The majority of product owners are morons and most software is shit. I had a fingerprint requirement in my myq garage door app to open it. When I logged out and in, it didn't require a fingerprint anymore.

Remember my settings, assholes
Monday, September 19, 2022 9:27:03 PMTwitter for Android
@lockheimer Before working on satellite phones, actually build a phone that doesn't overheat like mad first, and don't use a 1 year old crappy radio in a flagship *cough*Pixel6*Cough*
In reply to @lockheimer's tweet
Thursday, September 01, 2022 5:14:13 PMTwitter Web App
RT @motherboard: A 17-year-old girl and her mother have been charged with a series of felonies and misdemeanors after an apparent at-home a…
In reply to @'s tweet
Wednesday, August 10, 2022 8:17:15 AMTwitter for Android
gimme more gd serotonin in my gd synapses Friday, August 05, 2022 2:34:37 PMTwitter Web App
@notshenetworks @accuweather Any app where you buy premium to remove ads (which is supposed to be good forever), and then a year or so later, they come out with Premium Plus or some nonsense like that and tries to upsell you again with a recurring subscription pisses me the hell off.
In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet
Tuesday, July 26, 2022 10:14:27 PMTwitter Web App
@DaveYostOH Sir. You are ridiculous. The perp confessed to raping this kid and all you cared about was drinking the far right Kool Aid and denying it?

Imagine the trauma this poor child went through. On top of all of it, had to travel to Indiana for healthcare https://t.co/JojkPeo96r
Wednesday, July 13, 2022 5:46:08 PMTwitter Web App
F'in Zuckerberg, man. I'm trying to see my friends' Insta pics and they turned the app into TikTok. Wednesday, July 13, 2022 2:55:27 AMTwitter for Android
JFC Aroldis Chapman. Get this fuckin wife beater off my team. We did just fine without him. First day back and he blows it. Goodbye
https://t.co/I9GrZI5A2Z
Sunday, July 10, 2022 10:57:50 PMTwitter for Android
This guy is a real piece of shit. What ever happened to "don't tread on me" the fuck are you telling people what they can do or not https://t.co/WseEa9jNTE Friday, June 24, 2022 1:47:22 PMTwitter Web App
So apparently Kulkarni is like the Smith/Jones of India. There are like 20 people in my org with this last name Thursday, June 09, 2022 4:35:19 PMTwitter Web App
A tree fell on him? Since he is a staunch supporter of mass assault weapons, it's a real shame he wasn't paralyzed by a crazy with an ar-15

https://t.co/Kk99cIONfI
Tuesday, May 24, 2022 7:51:00 PMTwitter for Android
Ok I'm officially over this Depp/Heard trial. Why tf was a woman with a baby allowed to be inside the courtroom watching the trial? For shits and giggles? What is this crap? This is literally all publicity nonsense

https://t.co/OdCbMhLA3m
Tuesday, May 24, 2022 12:31:21 PMTwitter for Android
@_sysengineer Right? I never understood the point of it. It looks silly. I think this is some archaic crap from the typewriter days, but somehow is still acceptable
In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet
Monday, May 23, 2022 12:31:36 PMTwitter Web App
Chapman stinks. Ffs Tuesday, May 17, 2022 10:11:19 PMTwitter for Android
Yanks are good this year, but wife beating Chapman just isn't very sharp anymore Monday, May 16, 2022 10:03:24 PMTwitter Web App
The fuck are we doing in Somalia now? How are those backwards mfers a threat to the mainland US? I say fuck em. Maybe focus on fixing the collapse of the United States instead ffs. USA! USA! We can't feed our infants but we can be the world police

https://t.co/xJlnVJuiaR
Monday, May 16, 2022 1:03:02 PMTwitter Web App
@GovRicketts You're over here talking about fuckin turkeys but telling women they have to birth their rapists child you gd MORON
In reply to @GovRicketts's tweet
Monday, May 16, 2022 9:53:41 AMTwitter Web App
See, I stopped paying attention and now it's 14-7 Yankees. Tf did that happen?
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, May 12, 2022 11:38:48 PMTwitter for Android
@LastPassHelp It wasn't an issue with your extension. Something weird happened on my end and a reboot fixed it. Thanks for the reply and you may close this case
In reply to @LastPassHelp's tweet
Thursday, May 12, 2022 5:22:56 PMTwitter for Android
. @LastPass extension is crashing MS Edge and rendered my browser completely useless. I can't even go to edge://extensions to remove it

WTF and tell me how to remove this crap please.
Thursday, May 12, 2022 2:59:36 PMTwitter Web App
See, what's happening here is that ancient viruses that have been locked in ice for millions of years are all being released as the ice melts. We're all gonna die

https://t.co/gbtTQrkCHx
Thursday, May 12, 2022 9:39:11 AMTwitter Web App
Seriously, Fuck Netflix for this shit. Everyone else is going to follow this shitty precedent. The whole point of streaming is to not pay $200/month for cable and that's the direction we're going in folks because fucking society is collapsing

https://t.co/TU3MeFbSl2
Wednesday, May 11, 2022 1:54:08 PMTwitter Web App
@notshenetworks It's impossible to get properly diagnosed in Ohio. They treat you like a crackhead seeking medications. I legit was told I was fine after months of testing and appointments because "I seemed successful at life, held a job and would otherwise not have if I really had ADHD"
In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet
Friday, May 06, 2022 1:20:48 PMTwitter Web App
Music gives me goosebumps and it's a proven thing in the brain. Sometimes people who have strokes lose this ability.

If this ever stops happening to me, I need to be removed from earth. Wouldn't wanna be here
Friday, May 06, 2022 1:04:14 AMTwitter for Android
@accuweather Bruh. Can you stick to the weather? I get that low lake levels are caused by droughts but I don't need to get interrupting push notifications from a WEATHER app about dead bodies found in lakes https://t.co/xPAJfhBjUz Tuesday, May 03, 2022 12:11:05 PMTwitter for Android
@FitbitSupport is battery drain a known issue on a Pixel 6? Because why would the app be active for 21 straight hours? This isn't background usage. This is main usage, and I can assure you I wasn't using the app that long https://t.co/n47Ejf8pZh Wednesday, April 27, 2022 9:01:09 PMTwitter for Android
Hey @MLB what is this Friday Night Baseball shit? The games are exclusively on Apple TV or Prime? But they're blacked out? WHAT kind of shit is this you hacks.

Fire Manfred. Guy is a fucking joke. Baseball has gone to shit.
Friday, April 22, 2022 9:40:11 PMTwitter for Android
I hate apps where you buy the pro version that lasts a lifetime, and then they run out of money and introduce a pro plus version or some shit like that and start taking away pro features. The assholes Tuesday, April 19, 2022 8:26:29 AMTwitter for Android
@madebygoogle It's okay, I was just rambling. Force stopping and clearing storage fixed it, but it happened to three different apps and I had it hahaha. All is good thanks
In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet
Sunday, April 17, 2022 1:08:40 PMTwitter for Android
@madebygoogle Another piece of shit app that I had to clear storage in order for it to work correctly. What the fuck is going on? Why are all my apps fuckin up to the point they don't work until I delete all local storage.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, April 16, 2022 4:01:10 AMTwitter for Android
My series on "All Android apps are pieces of shit" continues:

@accuweather wtf is this bullshit. Make sure the ad displays but the weather doesn't? Why'd I buy this shit, I have the pro version https://t.co/zTtKyjzdqc
Saturday, April 16, 2022 3:55:30 AMTwitter for Android
Yankees suck, @YESNetwork app sucks, MLB sucks, Manfred sucks. Cancel it all https://t.co/EY64YnxuhZ
In reply to @'s tweet
Saturday, April 16, 2022 12:57:02 AMTwitter for Android
Like ffs, I shouldn't have to clear app data on two different apps within 10 minutes because they just refuse to launch and fuck up to the point where they're bricked?

Why are devs so shitty at writing Android apps? Christ on the cross
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, April 14, 2022 11:49:42 PMTwitter for Android
Seriously wtf @madebygoogle @Android

Why are developers so shitty at writing Android apps? Does Java suck? Does Kotlin suck? Most Android apps are piles of buggy shit.

I don't prefer iOS, but f'in all those apps arent buggy

It's absolutely enraging.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, April 14, 2022 11:48:01 PMTwitter for Android
My Twitter app started crashing every time on launch. I had to clear app data to fix it. Now I can't figure out how to turn off light mode.

Will all you Android app developers write better shit?!?! Holy fuck. This is like the 6th app in a row that's been a complete shitpile
Thursday, April 14, 2022 11:45:34 PMTwitter for Android
God almighty I'm about to cancel the entire Yankees organization. Not only does Chapman stink, but their Android app is a laughable embarrassment. There is zero pleasure in following this organization. It just makes me rage Thursday, April 14, 2022 11:42:46 PMTwitter for Android
It's mind-boggling how freakin' dumb these outsourced engineers are. Like actually unfit to be in technology and lack any kin d of basic aptitude Tuesday, April 12, 2022 12:39:47 PMTwitter Web App
iCloud's web app is being a piece of shit right now and i need to find my goddamn work phone https://t.co/XY4RgAKUQd Tuesday, April 12, 2022 9:53:11 AMTwitter Web App
The @YESNetwork Android app is a pile of shit https://t.co/zUQl9JRwpu Friday, April 08, 2022 5:03:45 PMTwitter for Android
Hey look, it's time for baseball. Let's see if the @YESNetwork streaming app is still as shitty as it was last season Friday, April 08, 2022 1:40:53 PMTwitter Web App
@_sysengineer I got the exact same scam message today. And they spoofed my own number. Did that happen for you as well?
In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet
Monday, March 28, 2022 8:01:02 PMTwitter for Android
Yo @madebygoogle @rosterloh Stop focusing so much on Snapchat for Pixel feature drops. No one uses that shit anymore. It's a dumb ass app. Seriously, how much are they paying you to promote their dumb platform? Few people care about Snapchat. Work on something cooler. Jeez. https://t.co/pJdCZ4oqSw Monday, March 28, 2022 4:53:28 PMTwitter Web App
I am so punny without even realizing it. Holy crap, I didn't even mean to do this https://t.co/QKF4sfGscA Friday, March 18, 2022 11:07:18 PMTwitter Web App
I just dropped my 8 qt fucking instant pot lid and broke the fucking valve off. Jesus fucking Christ a replacement lid is like $60 and out of stock and I'm pretty sure I got the whole thing ion super sale for cheaper. Fuck me. I break fucking god damn everything Friday, March 18, 2022 7:24:22 PMTwitter for Android
Dude if you're gonna pay like 80k+ for a Lexus suv, they should design it without an asshole looking front grill. This looks like a shitty cheap Toyota https://t.co/oM5dSzMut2 Wednesday, March 16, 2022 4:55:47 PMTwitter for Android
@nyr2k2 You'd be surprised how those shady streams actually work really really well... Sometimes they work better than official cable sports channel apps (granted you know how to block all the tracking and malware trickery)
In reply to @nyr2k2's tweet
Tuesday, March 08, 2022 10:55:48 PMTwitter for Android
@Ourand_SBJ This is a bunch of horse crap and greed. We don't need exclusive online only streaming rights. Baseball is garbage these days. RIP MLB. Cancel idiot Manfried
In reply to @Ourand_SBJ's tweet
Tuesday, March 08, 2022 2:03:05 PMTwitter Web App
@PhillyG411 @TimGreg20 Brandon didn't raise the gas prices. Drilling and supply was cut during the pandemic and when demand came soaring back, capacity was not raised. Now oil companies would rather increase shareholder profits than drill more. Russian oil is only a few percent of what the US imports
In reply to @PhillyG411's tweet
Tuesday, March 08, 2022 2:00:49 PMTwitter Web App
Yeah, seems legit. I'm gonna blind hire this jagoff with an https://t.co/RSMUuHnBFE email address to build me a mobile app https://t.co/z0XWJdP9aY Monday, March 07, 2022 11:32:09 AMTwitter Web App
People who post shit like this should get bonked on the head. This is bs. Absolute shit post to cause idiots to like it with the double tap and hit the follow button which overlaps the 0 https://t.co/Cc4X1Cnlhk Saturday, March 05, 2022 12:46:33 PMTwitter for Android
I would a million percent swap my entire existence with a pampered dog. Tuesday, February 15, 2022 12:13:46 AMTwitter for Android
So I'm watching the Olympics. You think these figure skater dudes like tape their balls to their legs? Because you don't see any balls and there have to be balls, amirite? Saturday, February 12, 2022 10:21:53 PMTwitter for Android
No shit... Really? Is this why all my cheap shit from China costs so much now? Thanks Obama

https://t.co/SHy6XHOwvJ
Tuesday, February 08, 2022 10:50:47 PMTwitter for Android
I scrape data from a web app that has no API for offline processing. They were trying to be cute by CloudFlare banning my curl requests, but I just switched instances and modified the request to pretend to be Firefox Wednesday, February 02, 2022 5:59:15 PMTwitter Web App
I always end up staying up way too late dicking around with the Twitter API for no good reason Tuesday, February 01, 2022 2:18:30 AMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle Care to explain why the Pixel Superfans community is just marketing / good story propaganda? I posted a negative experience and it completely vanished. Wasn't even listed as rejected in the moderation queue. Just disappeared. Monday, January 24, 2022 2:52:37 PMTwitter Web App
Everyone's fighting with me, I disappoint everyone, I'm scattered and forgetful as fuck, my phone is broken, I've been persistently pissed off and mean all weekend, and the universe is fucking giving me the worst karma.

Put me out of my gd misery I'm done with this shit
Monday, January 24, 2022 11:08:56 AMTwitter Web App
Oh what a bummer, I've always liked Eric Clapton's music but I didn't realize he was a fucking asshole: https://t.co/caVci9tad8

And he's complaining he lost friends? Eat a dick
Monday, January 24, 2022 10:56:27 AMTwitter Web App
the Twitter v2 api is a fuckin pain in the ass. Used to just be able to get the reply username right back in the response, but now I have to enable expansions for it and loop fucking trough them and add code to map them together https://t.co/2KYPykD5Hp Monday, January 24, 2022 12:15:12 AMTwitter Web App
This is what I get for being lazy and not updating my VPS in like 6 years. OS, php, DB is so gd old, nothing works once I started migrating it to something modern. And I'll need to rewrite a couple of apps.

NOTHING F'IN WORKS. Why am I not containerizing this shit
Saturday, January 22, 2022 2:58:25 AMTwitter Web App
@bubbacrewjam Yep. All kinds of weird glitchy things happen all the time. Also, fingerprint reader is still mediocre. Especially the first time unlock after a while. Seems to speed up if you unlock it back to back
In reply to @bubbacrewjam's tweet
Sunday, January 16, 2022 10:45:19 AMTwitter for Android
You can't have your executives talk shit to Apple (I agree with him btw) about them not supporting RCS and then having a buggy fuckin RCS service yourself. Fix the goddamn bugs
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, January 12, 2022 2:08:21 PMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle Acknowledge the fact that updates to the Messages app and Carrier Services broke RCS for the majority of users.

Typical Google buggy bullshit. I'm sick of it
Wednesday, January 12, 2022 2:04:08 PMTwitter Web App
Captain obvious over here

https://t.co/7NRvNL8bWJ
Sunday, January 09, 2022 7:36:19 PMTwitter for Android
I just got off chat with @googlenest support and just wanted to point out that the Home app and Google Assistant has half assed support for the Nest Thermostat. You cannot set it to eco mode in a routine or via Google Assistant. Why not? https://t.co/5TWOIuUO0J Friday, January 07, 2022 9:08:19 AMTwitter for Android
This bitch is only guilty of 4/11 charges?

https://t.co/mApRw62L8W
Monday, January 03, 2022 7:49:57 PMTwitter for Android
Happy 2022! Cheers to another year of battles between delusional virus/science denying Trump rednecks and woke assholes! #WeAreAllInHell Saturday, January 01, 2022 10:31:32 AMTwitter for Android
Why is my @WyzeCam bulb still offline in the app? I see it connected to my WiFi network and the AWS outage was solved earlier this afternoon Wednesday, December 15, 2021 11:50:57 PMTwitter Web App
So you mean to tell me these jokers literally withdrew $4k and vanished once they were charged with manslaughter? And their lawyers said "they're not running" but then they were captured in a warehouse...

Who'da thunk?!?!? https://t.co/oAsbOYP37g
Sunday, December 05, 2021 2:01:16 AMTwitter Web App
Google ruined @googlenest. The Google home app is a piece of shit and they half ass migrated Nest stuff to it without proper feature parity.

And Nest hubs + Google assistant fucking work like shit.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, December 04, 2021 12:25:29 AMTwitter for Android
YouTube Music is a fucking disaster. I'm jelly of everyone's Spotify Wrapped but I'm not paying for Spotify when I already have a fam plan that includes it.

Pixels are good but they always fuck up a couple of things about them every year
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, December 04, 2021 12:24:09 AMTwitter for Android
JFC. Our web app is a piece of shit and has been crashing daily (it's all database shit) and now they're adding an additional incident commander rotation on top of my on-call rotation. Fuck me and this shitty application Friday, December 03, 2021 10:30:05 AMTwitter Web App
Why does @googlenest not support the temperature sensor in the Google Home app? They're obviously migrating away from the Nest app, but you cannot control or see which sensor is active in Google Home or on Nest Hubs. Why not?

Feature parity please! @googlenesthelp
Monday, November 22, 2021 10:53:47 PMTwitter Web App
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