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I think I agree with this... Threads has all the attention, but some people may not want to affiliate with Meta. BlueSky seems solid so far but is still too alpha and doesn't have great adaptation yet Saturday, July 08, 2023 4:32:10 PMBlueSky
This API documentation tells me absolutely nothing. I just want to be able to read my own posts: https://blueskyproject.io/bluesky-queueserver-api/ Thursday, July 06, 2023 10:31:38 AMBlueSky
Happy Murica Day Tuesday, July 04, 2023 9:48:40 AMBlueSky
Chad scraper took down Twitter today. Lmao @alexjyong https://t.co/gEQSfnQgLg Saturday, July 01, 2023 9:32:42 PMTwitter for Android
Literally the best thing that can happen to Twitter is that it fails into oblivion. Fuck Elon Musk. I don't even like Zuck but I hope he kicks his ass Saturday, July 01, 2023 5:44:40 PMTwitter for Android
If the Pixel 8 doesn't have an ultrasound fingerprint sensor or some equivalent to Apple's lidar for face unlock, I'm not getting it.

Also if anyone responsible for the Pixel 6's biometrics is still employed by Google's they're doing it all wrong
Sunday, June 25, 2023 9:59:56 PMTwitter for Android
Bich give me my free API access back https://t.co/JKIbrSva1e Wednesday, June 14, 2023 10:23:48 PMTwitter for Android
My home/car insurance company has some nerve wishing me a happy birthday and can eat a bag of dicks because my rates have gone up $20 every three months with no claims Friday, June 02, 2023 12:19:12 AMTwitter Web App
Happy Pride month. Remember, make Florida gay again!

https://t.co/TpXCBNlWcH

Closet Desantis probably likes it in the pooper lol
Thursday, June 01, 2023 10:59:39 AMTwitter Web App
The Pixel 6 Pro is a miserable phone that's caused me nothing but problems. Its latest bullshit is that it froze and the screen wouldn't turn on but the haptics worked. In trying to reset it, it dialed 911 and sent the cops over. Wtf @madebygoogle Tuesday, May 30, 2023 9:02:15 AMTwitter for Android
@EngineerJusti My friend's puppy got loose and I chased it down the street for like 4 minutes and was dead for like an hour. I need to get into better shape. Running was never my thing. I can walk forever
In reply to @'s tweet
Sunday, May 21, 2023 9:19:26 AMTwitter for Android
@RepMTG There's no apostrophe s in "just like the Bidens" you dummy
In reply to @RepMTG's tweet
Friday, May 12, 2023 1:52:19 AMTwitter for Android
@GregAbbott_TX It's a TOP state for the grid to fold over, to control women's bodies, for gun violence. You useless jokeshop

Your legs are fine and your gd brain is handicapped
In reply to @GregAbbott_TX's tweet
Wednesday, May 10, 2023 10:20:20 AMTwitter for Android
@madebygoogle It also doesn't work on my Pixel 4 on Wifi but works on iOS on my Wifi network. Makes less than 0 sense. I removed any kind of traffic management or custom DNS.

Literally have no clue what the deal is, but it works on the iOS home app on my Wifi
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Sunday, April 30, 2023 11:58:32 PMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle This is something odd. It works on 5G/LTE but not on my wifi network on My Pixel 6.

I thought it was my custom internal DNS, but I disabled that, and even applied it to my iOS device and that still worked

This is probably beyond the scope of Google support, so I'll keep digging
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Sunday, April 30, 2023 11:44:38 PMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle LOL. Literally someone from Google Support (via the app) told me it never worked when I swear it used to. Now you're confirming it indeed used to work and I'm not going crazy
In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet
Sunday, April 30, 2023 11:04:48 PMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle I also saw tons of tweets @googlenest over the past few days of other people having the same issue with the Nest App
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Sunday, April 30, 2023 11:03:52 PMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle No, it works in the Nest app (although I've been having intermittent delayed notifications and timeline events loading, but that seems to work now)

But has not worked in the Google Home app for over a week. And yes, I have the latest patched Android 13, Pixel 6 Pro & updated app
In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet
Sunday, April 30, 2023 11:03:25 PMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle So you'll buy me a new best doorbell when the old app is killed off, right?
In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet
Sunday, April 30, 2023 3:47:22 PMTwitter for Android
@madebygoogle What if I have a 1st gen Nest Video Doorbell? I was just told by support chat last night that it isn't supported on the Google Home app.
In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet
Sunday, April 30, 2023 3:14:08 PMTwitter for Android
@googlenesthelp @sandmid89 I love how Google is deprecating the Nest App for Google home and in the process they're both buggy as hell
In reply to @googlenesthelp's tweet
Sunday, April 30, 2023 1:37:16 PMTwitter for Android
@jrfrank @googlenest This is happening to me too. Someone needs to fix this ASAP. It's been terrible lately
In reply to @jrfrank's tweet
Sunday, April 30, 2023 1:28:07 PMTwitter for Android
@notrichben @googlenesthelp Nest camera feeds have been a gd piece of shit lately. Delayed notifications. Nest app video feed hardly loads, and the timeline doesn't show events. And it's totally broken in Google Home (which used to work but support told me isn't supported anymore)

This is horse shit
In reply to @notrichben's tweet
Sunday, April 30, 2023 1:25:58 PMTwitter for Android
@guyday77 @SawyerMerritt @elonmusk @WallStreetSilv @jackiesnews This is a dying demographic. Boomers ruined the planet and made conditions shitty for millennials and Gen Z and it's time for them to go
In reply to @guyday77's tweet
Sunday, April 30, 2023 9:58:03 AMTwitter for Android
@DelCoSheriff These replies are absurd. It's never okay to steal. Yes, it's a crappy puppy mill chain, I'd never shop pets there, but that doesn't make it right to just steal. Hope they're caught.
In reply to @DelCoSheriff's tweet
Friday, April 21, 2023 9:03:19 PMTwitter for Android
@Lenovo I've got a T14 brick because your shitty bios update flashing tool failed.

I lost data and look like an asshole at work.

No worries. It's my work laptop and IT has it handled. It's under warranty anyway so nothing you "try turning it on and off again" people can help with
In reply to @Lenovo's tweet
Friday, April 14, 2023 11:08:06 PMTwitter for Android
@heyitsylan It's okay. I'll take slow over brick. Literally just bricked my work laptop with a failed bios update.
In reply to @heyitsylan's tweet
Thursday, April 13, 2023 12:29:06 PMTwitter for Android
This is my work laptop. I don't know if I have my bitlocker key and this probably set me back a month you God damn assholes. Don't you test this shit
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, April 13, 2023 12:14:47 PMTwitter for Android
Fucking @Lenovo. I have a T14 gen 1 and whatever fucking bios update you pushed through vantage bricked my god damn laptop Thursday, April 13, 2023 12:13:53 PMTwitter for Android
@Microsoft @msexcel The fact that this bullshit still happens in 2023 is enraging. All you need to do is set up a network printer using WSD and then power it off and open a file and it'll take 1 minute and freeze like it's Windows 95. Fuckssake fix this bullshit https://t.co/lQXp8jaFu4 Friday, March 31, 2023 10:46:16 PMTwitter Web App
@_sysengineer I would, but I'm out oif the Apple ecosystem. @fitbit is being ruined by @madebygoogle and they're actually removing all of the gamified challenges because it doesn't bring in any ad revenue and they're greedy monsters
In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet
Thursday, March 30, 2023 10:20:54 PMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle @rosterloh

I broke my Pixel 6 Pro screen for the third fucking time. No idea what happened. It was in my pocket. Whoever decided to put rounded corners on it is a fucking asshole. This is the worst piece of shit pixel I've owned
Thursday, March 30, 2023 9:33:26 AMTwitter Web App
Dude the free twitter API tier is a JOKE. What an asshole Wednesday, March 29, 2023 11:26:38 PMTwitter Web App
Did dickead Elon kill off my API access yet? This tweet will test it and see Wednesday, March 29, 2023 11:18:02 PMTwitter Web App
@fitbit This is really bad UX. "Irregular rhythm notifications" makes it seem like it detected a problem. It is very alarming to see, only to tap into it to see "no notifications"

It should say if it detected anything or not right on the banner.

This is the Android app... https://t.co/st0wKsLSRE
Saturday, February 18, 2023 11:21:40 PMTwitter for Android
@stratehgee What kind of bullcrap is that. How is that even legal.
In reply to @its_jef2's tweet
Friday, February 17, 2023 2:09:06 PMTwitter Web App
@AnkerOfficial I really like Anker products but my Q30 Headset snapped as I was putting it on and it completely fell apart. I don't treat it rough and I would say 6 months of use is not enough for wear and tear. I really can't see spending $80 on another pair. What can you do? Sunday, February 12, 2023 7:22:24 PMTwitter for Android
@WXChris13 @notshenetworks I wonder how? They removed it from the API, or at least the endpoint I'm using
In reply to @WXChris13's tweet
Monday, February 06, 2023 5:29:10 PMTwitter Web App
Eat a dick, David. @DaveYostOH

https://t.co/UJiAp0ASbS
Thursday, February 02, 2023 6:12:32 PMTwitter for Android
Dickhead elon is getting rid of the free api and I'm not paying that looney bin, so I'll need a new plan for https://t.co/s6ROIYhIQQ Thursday, February 02, 2023 9:47:47 AMTwitter Web App
Elon, you're fucking me up man. Have to change up my archiving API app to handle your toddler tantrums since you ordered breaking changes Tuesday, January 17, 2023 4:33:26 PMTwitter Web App
Test to see if Elon removed the tweet source from the API. I doubt it. Monday, January 16, 2023 3:31:11 PMTwitter for Android
@notshenetworks @SouthwestAir A few years back, Southwest had dope deals from CAK to NY and they exited that airport. It was the cheapest and easiest and once I had to do the Delta/American/United thing, it was annoying
In reply to @shenetworks's tweet
Tuesday, December 27, 2022 9:55:19 AMTwitter for Android
@madebygoogle @rosterloh I spent $1,312.89 for this piece of shit, a case that turned yellow and fell apart in 8 months and $300 in insurance claims. What a gd piece of shit phone
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, December 13, 2022 10:54:50 AMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle A screen should not break falling off your lap onto a wood floor. This happened TWICE with the 6 Pro and it's dumb fucking rounded corners
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, December 13, 2022 10:50:25 AMTwitter Web App
Happy Tuesday. I broke my phone again and no one gets along with me. Today sucks again. It's been cloudy and gloomy for a week straight. Fuck everything Tuesday, December 13, 2022 10:46:31 AMTwitter Web App
Jesus fucking Christ. Time to insurance claim my phone for the second time. Because the screen broke falling off my lap onto a wood floor.

Hey @madebygoogle fuck you and choosing to use a curved screen in the pixel 6 pro because it sticks out and shatters on the corner
Tuesday, December 13, 2022 8:45:21 AMTwitter for Android
I'm about to go right the fuck back to Vegas because ever since I got home people have been unappreciative pricks and say I don't give them what they need even though I feel like I already do fuckin almost anything Monday, December 12, 2022 3:38:49 PMTwitter for Android
Happy Monday everything sucks Monday, December 12, 2022 9:52:39 AMTwitter Web App
Dude. I just spent 10 mins making a @youtubemusic playlist on my laptop and the fuckin thing is nowhere to be found on my phone. Nice cloud jagoffs Saturday, December 03, 2022 12:19:23 PMTwitter for Android
If @youtubemusic wants to be relevant, their AI needs to have our end of year summaries out at the same time Spotify does their wrap. Last year, I got mine in February. Do better Thursday, December 01, 2022 3:39:27 AMTwitter Web App
@SpiritAirlines Oh I appreciate it. Nothing can be done though because you can't control time or make the gate available to deplane. I'm just venting to my 20 followers so no big deal
In reply to @SpiritAirlines's tweet
Sunday, November 27, 2022 11:41:08 PMTwitter for Android
@notshenetworks This shouldn't be a thing anymore. Any company making you type in a password with a TV remote is doing it all wrong. They should be using QR codes or alphanumeric codes that you enter on a phone app/website where we can log into the provider with a password manager
In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet
Sunday, November 27, 2022 6:57:40 PMTwitter for Android
@SpiritAirlines I figured it out but it was all convoluted. Worked okay on the app, and I was trying to do it in the email or on the web version
In reply to @SpiritAirlines's tweet
Sunday, November 27, 2022 11:37:43 AMTwitter for Android
Can we just see this fucker pays nothing? When can we just see that? https://t.co/yDaPtPlRJ1
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, November 26, 2022 11:56:43 PMTwitter for Android
This thing slaps. If money were no object, I'd grab a bunch https://t.co/9p9Ah8Q9zy Friday, November 25, 2022 11:43:41 PMTwitter Web App
Why is there no way to list all blocked channels on YouTube kids app? (I have to block utter garbage content)

You can only do it by going to the channel in the main YouTube app

Again, Google has shit UX across the majority of it's products
Monday, November 21, 2022 9:07:38 AMTwitter for Android
@_sysengineer I read this and actually thought it was Friday and now I'm disappointed
In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet
Thursday, November 10, 2022 10:57:32 AMTwitter for Android
Too bad if you're a woman, LGBTQ, not white or poor. Otherwise you'll be just fine. And it shouldn't have to be like that

And this is what happens when the Democrats (also idiots) chose an antique senile dinosaur as if he was the most qualified person to take on Trump
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, November 08, 2022 11:44:22 PMTwitter for Android
Ungrateful prick. I go out of my way to do something nice I usually don't do and there's zero appreciation. Only complaints and bitching. Eat a dick Wednesday, October 19, 2022 11:50:17 PMTwitter for Android
Cancel the season.

1) You can't only win on home runs
2) Fuck Chapman for being a bum. Should've gotten rid of him
3) If the Yankees happen to win this, it'll be in 5 all while Houston is well rested
Saturday, October 15, 2022 11:11:59 PMTwitter for Android
@notshenetworks I always take a screenshot of the QR code (private keys) for any TOTP based auth and store it in KeePass. This way, if I need to move my auth apps, I just rescan the key on a new device.

This doesn't work for things that send pushes though
In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet
Tuesday, October 04, 2022 7:00:12 PMTwitter for Android
This is fucking appalling https://t.co/gef3KteBmX

Instructions on how to bypass security and install an untrustworthy apk on Android that probably collects data. App is a complete joke. It only loads a webview of the mobile site. They don't even hide the URL bar.
Friday, September 23, 2022 3:15:53 AMTwitter Web App
The majority of product owners are morons and most software is shit. I had a fingerprint requirement in my myq garage door app to open it. When I logged out and in, it didn't require a fingerprint anymore.

Remember my settings, assholes
Monday, September 19, 2022 9:27:03 PMTwitter for Android
@lockheimer Before working on satellite phones, actually build a phone that doesn't overheat like mad first, and don't use a 1 year old crappy radio in a flagship *cough*Pixel6*Cough*
In reply to @lockheimer's tweet
Thursday, September 01, 2022 5:14:13 PMTwitter Web App
RT @motherboard: A 17-year-old girl and her mother have been charged with a series of felonies and misdemeanors after an apparent at-home a…
In reply to @'s tweet
Wednesday, August 10, 2022 8:17:15 AMTwitter for Android
gimme more gd serotonin in my gd synapses Friday, August 05, 2022 2:34:37 PMTwitter Web App
@notshenetworks @accuweather Any app where you buy premium to remove ads (which is supposed to be good forever), and then a year or so later, they come out with Premium Plus or some nonsense like that and tries to upsell you again with a recurring subscription pisses me the hell off.
In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet
Tuesday, July 26, 2022 10:14:27 PMTwitter Web App
@DaveYostOH Sir. You are ridiculous. The perp confessed to raping this kid and all you cared about was drinking the far right Kool Aid and denying it?

Imagine the trauma this poor child went through. On top of all of it, had to travel to Indiana for healthcare https://t.co/JojkPeo96r
Wednesday, July 13, 2022 5:46:08 PMTwitter Web App
F'in Zuckerberg, man. I'm trying to see my friends' Insta pics and they turned the app into TikTok. Wednesday, July 13, 2022 2:55:27 AMTwitter for Android
JFC Aroldis Chapman. Get this fuckin wife beater off my team. We did just fine without him. First day back and he blows it. Goodbye
https://t.co/I9GrZI5A2Z
Sunday, July 10, 2022 10:57:50 PMTwitter for Android
This guy is a real piece of shit. What ever happened to "don't tread on me" the fuck are you telling people what they can do or not https://t.co/WseEa9jNTE Friday, June 24, 2022 1:47:22 PMTwitter Web App
So apparently Kulkarni is like the Smith/Jones of India. There are like 20 people in my org with this last name Thursday, June 09, 2022 4:35:19 PMTwitter Web App
A tree fell on him? Since he is a staunch supporter of mass assault weapons, it's a real shame he wasn't paralyzed by a crazy with an ar-15

https://t.co/Kk99cIONfI
Tuesday, May 24, 2022 7:51:00 PMTwitter for Android
Ok I'm officially over this Depp/Heard trial. Why tf was a woman with a baby allowed to be inside the courtroom watching the trial? For shits and giggles? What is this crap? This is literally all publicity nonsense

https://t.co/OdCbMhLA3m
Tuesday, May 24, 2022 12:31:21 PMTwitter for Android
@_sysengineer Right? I never understood the point of it. It looks silly. I think this is some archaic crap from the typewriter days, but somehow is still acceptable
In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet
Monday, May 23, 2022 12:31:36 PMTwitter Web App
Chapman stinks. Ffs Tuesday, May 17, 2022 10:11:19 PMTwitter for Android
Yanks are good this year, but wife beating Chapman just isn't very sharp anymore Monday, May 16, 2022 10:03:24 PMTwitter Web App
The fuck are we doing in Somalia now? How are those backwards mfers a threat to the mainland US? I say fuck em. Maybe focus on fixing the collapse of the United States instead ffs. USA! USA! We can't feed our infants but we can be the world police

https://t.co/xJlnVJuiaR
Monday, May 16, 2022 1:03:02 PMTwitter Web App
@GovRicketts You're over here talking about fuckin turkeys but telling women they have to birth their rapists child you gd MORON
In reply to @GovRicketts's tweet
Monday, May 16, 2022 9:53:41 AMTwitter Web App
See, I stopped paying attention and now it's 14-7 Yankees. Tf did that happen?
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, May 12, 2022 11:38:48 PMTwitter for Android
@LastPassHelp It wasn't an issue with your extension. Something weird happened on my end and a reboot fixed it. Thanks for the reply and you may close this case
In reply to @LastPassHelp's tweet
Thursday, May 12, 2022 5:22:56 PMTwitter for Android
. @LastPass extension is crashing MS Edge and rendered my browser completely useless. I can't even go to edge://extensions to remove it

WTF and tell me how to remove this crap please.
Thursday, May 12, 2022 2:59:36 PMTwitter Web App
See, what's happening here is that ancient viruses that have been locked in ice for millions of years are all being released as the ice melts. We're all gonna die

https://t.co/gbtTQrkCHx
Thursday, May 12, 2022 9:39:11 AMTwitter Web App
Seriously, Fuck Netflix for this shit. Everyone else is going to follow this shitty precedent. The whole point of streaming is to not pay $200/month for cable and that's the direction we're going in folks because fucking society is collapsing

https://t.co/TU3MeFbSl2
Wednesday, May 11, 2022 1:54:08 PMTwitter Web App
@notshenetworks It's impossible to get properly diagnosed in Ohio. They treat you like a crackhead seeking medications. I legit was told I was fine after months of testing and appointments because "I seemed successful at life, held a job and would otherwise not have if I really had ADHD"
In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet
Friday, May 06, 2022 1:20:48 PMTwitter Web App
Music gives me goosebumps and it's a proven thing in the brain. Sometimes people who have strokes lose this ability.

If this ever stops happening to me, I need to be removed from earth. Wouldn't wanna be here
Friday, May 06, 2022 1:04:14 AMTwitter for Android
@accuweather Bruh. Can you stick to the weather? I get that low lake levels are caused by droughts but I don't need to get interrupting push notifications from a WEATHER app about dead bodies found in lakes https://t.co/xPAJfhBjUz Tuesday, May 03, 2022 12:11:05 PMTwitter for Android
@FitbitSupport is battery drain a known issue on a Pixel 6? Because why would the app be active for 21 straight hours? This isn't background usage. This is main usage, and I can assure you I wasn't using the app that long https://t.co/n47Ejf8pZh Wednesday, April 27, 2022 9:01:09 PMTwitter for Android
Hey @MLB what is this Friday Night Baseball shit? The games are exclusively on Apple TV or Prime? But they're blacked out? WHAT kind of shit is this you hacks.

Fire Manfred. Guy is a fucking joke. Baseball has gone to shit.
Friday, April 22, 2022 9:40:11 PMTwitter for Android
I hate apps where you buy the pro version that lasts a lifetime, and then they run out of money and introduce a pro plus version or some shit like that and start taking away pro features. The assholes Tuesday, April 19, 2022 8:26:29 AMTwitter for Android
@madebygoogle It's okay, I was just rambling. Force stopping and clearing storage fixed it, but it happened to three different apps and I had it hahaha. All is good thanks
In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet
Sunday, April 17, 2022 1:08:40 PMTwitter for Android
@madebygoogle Another piece of shit app that I had to clear storage in order for it to work correctly. What the fuck is going on? Why are all my apps fuckin up to the point they don't work until I delete all local storage.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, April 16, 2022 4:01:10 AMTwitter for Android
My series on "All Android apps are pieces of shit" continues:

@accuweather wtf is this bullshit. Make sure the ad displays but the weather doesn't? Why'd I buy this shit, I have the pro version https://t.co/zTtKyjzdqc
Saturday, April 16, 2022 3:55:30 AMTwitter for Android
Yankees suck, @YESNetwork app sucks, MLB sucks, Manfred sucks. Cancel it all https://t.co/EY64YnxuhZ
In reply to @'s tweet
Saturday, April 16, 2022 12:57:02 AMTwitter for Android
Like ffs, I shouldn't have to clear app data on two different apps within 10 minutes because they just refuse to launch and fuck up to the point where they're bricked?

Why are devs so shitty at writing Android apps? Christ on the cross
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, April 14, 2022 11:49:42 PMTwitter for Android
Seriously wtf @madebygoogle @Android

Why are developers so shitty at writing Android apps? Does Java suck? Does Kotlin suck? Most Android apps are piles of buggy shit.

I don't prefer iOS, but f'in all those apps arent buggy

It's absolutely enraging.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, April 14, 2022 11:48:01 PMTwitter for Android
My Twitter app started crashing every time on launch. I had to clear app data to fix it. Now I can't figure out how to turn off light mode.

Will all you Android app developers write better shit?!?! Holy fuck. This is like the 6th app in a row that's been a complete shitpile
Thursday, April 14, 2022 11:45:34 PMTwitter for Android
God almighty I'm about to cancel the entire Yankees organization. Not only does Chapman stink, but their Android app is a laughable embarrassment. There is zero pleasure in following this organization. It just makes me rage Thursday, April 14, 2022 11:42:46 PMTwitter for Android
It's mind-boggling how freakin' dumb these outsourced engineers are. Like actually unfit to be in technology and lack any kin d of basic aptitude Tuesday, April 12, 2022 12:39:47 PMTwitter Web App
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