1774 results for AP — page 4 of 18, showing 301–400
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F'in Zuckerberg, man. I'm trying to see my friends' Insta pics and they turned the app into TikTok. Wednesday, July 13, 2022 2:55:27 AMTwitter for Android
JFC Aroldis Chapman. Get this fuckin wife beater off my team. We did just fine without him. First day back and he blows it. Goodbye
https://t.co/I9GrZI5A2Z 		Sunday, July 10, 2022 10:57:50 PMTwitter for Android
This guy is a real piece of shit. What ever happened to "don't tread on me" the fuck are you telling people what they can do or not https://t.co/WseEa9jNTE Friday, June 24, 2022 1:47:22 PMTwitter Web App
So apparently Kulkarni is like the Smith/Jones of India. There are like 20 people in my org with this last name Thursday, June 09, 2022 4:35:19 PMTwitter Web App
A tree fell on him? Since he is a staunch supporter of mass assault weapons, it's a real shame he wasn't paralyzed by a crazy with an ar-15

https://t.co/Kk99cIONfI 		Tuesday, May 24, 2022 7:51:00 PMTwitter for Android
Ok I'm officially over this Depp/Heard trial. Why tf was a woman with a baby allowed to be inside the courtroom watching the trial? For shits and giggles? What is this crap? This is literally all publicity nonsense

https://t.co/OdCbMhLA3m 		Tuesday, May 24, 2022 12:31:21 PMTwitter for Android
@_sysengineer Right? I never understood the point of it. It looks silly. I think this is some archaic crap from the typewriter days, but somehow is still acceptable
In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet
Monday, May 23, 2022 12:31:36 PMTwitter Web App
Chapman stinks. Ffs Tuesday, May 17, 2022 10:11:19 PMTwitter for Android
Yanks are good this year, but wife beating Chapman just isn't very sharp anymore Monday, May 16, 2022 10:03:24 PMTwitter Web App
The fuck are we doing in Somalia now? How are those backwards mfers a threat to the mainland US? I say fuck em. Maybe focus on fixing the collapse of the United States instead ffs. USA! USA! We can't feed our infants but we can be the world police

https://t.co/xJlnVJuiaR 		Monday, May 16, 2022 1:03:02 PMTwitter Web App
@GovRicketts You're over here talking about fuckin turkeys but telling women they have to birth their rapists child you gd MORON
In reply to @GovRicketts's tweet
Monday, May 16, 2022 9:53:41 AMTwitter Web App
See, I stopped paying attention and now it's 14-7 Yankees. Tf did that happen?
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, May 12, 2022 11:38:48 PMTwitter for Android
@LastPassHelp It wasn't an issue with your extension. Something weird happened on my end and a reboot fixed it. Thanks for the reply and you may close this case
In reply to @LastPassHelp's tweet
Thursday, May 12, 2022 5:22:56 PMTwitter for Android
. @LastPass extension is crashing MS Edge and rendered my browser completely useless. I can't even go to edge://extensions to remove it

WTF and tell me how to remove this crap please. 		Thursday, May 12, 2022 2:59:36 PMTwitter Web App
See, what's happening here is that ancient viruses that have been locked in ice for millions of years are all being released as the ice melts. We're all gonna die

https://t.co/gbtTQrkCHx 		Thursday, May 12, 2022 9:39:11 AMTwitter Web App
Seriously, Fuck Netflix for this shit. Everyone else is going to follow this shitty precedent. The whole point of streaming is to not pay $200/month for cable and that's the direction we're going in folks because fucking society is collapsing

https://t.co/TU3MeFbSl2 		Wednesday, May 11, 2022 1:54:08 PMTwitter Web App
@notshenetworks It's impossible to get properly diagnosed in Ohio. They treat you like a crackhead seeking medications. I legit was told I was fine after months of testing and appointments because "I seemed successful at life, held a job and would otherwise not have if I really had ADHD"
In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet
Friday, May 06, 2022 1:20:48 PMTwitter Web App
Music gives me goosebumps and it's a proven thing in the brain. Sometimes people who have strokes lose this ability.

If this ever stops happening to me, I need to be removed from earth. Wouldn't wanna be here 		Friday, May 06, 2022 1:04:14 AMTwitter for Android
@accuweather Bruh. Can you stick to the weather? I get that low lake levels are caused by droughts but I don't need to get interrupting push notifications from a WEATHER app about dead bodies found in lakes https://t.co/xPAJfhBjUz Tuesday, May 03, 2022 12:11:05 PMTwitter for Android
@FitbitSupport is battery drain a known issue on a Pixel 6? Because why would the app be active for 21 straight hours? This isn't background usage. This is main usage, and I can assure you I wasn't using the app that long https://t.co/n47Ejf8pZh Wednesday, April 27, 2022 9:01:09 PMTwitter for Android
Hey @MLB what is this Friday Night Baseball shit? The games are exclusively on Apple TV or Prime? But they're blacked out? WHAT kind of shit is this you hacks.

Fire Manfred. Guy is a fucking joke. Baseball has gone to shit. 		Friday, April 22, 2022 9:40:11 PMTwitter for Android
I hate apps where you buy the pro version that lasts a lifetime, and then they run out of money and introduce a pro plus version or some shit like that and start taking away pro features. The assholes Tuesday, April 19, 2022 8:26:29 AMTwitter for Android
@madebygoogle It's okay, I was just rambling. Force stopping and clearing storage fixed it, but it happened to three different apps and I had it hahaha. All is good thanks
In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet
Sunday, April 17, 2022 1:08:40 PMTwitter for Android
@madebygoogle Another piece of shit app that I had to clear storage in order for it to work correctly. What the fuck is going on? Why are all my apps fuckin up to the point they don't work until I delete all local storage.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, April 16, 2022 4:01:10 AMTwitter for Android
My series on "All Android apps are pieces of shit" continues:

@accuweather wtf is this bullshit. Make sure the ad displays but the weather doesn't? Why'd I buy this shit, I have the pro version https://t.co/zTtKyjzdqc 		Saturday, April 16, 2022 3:55:30 AMTwitter for Android
Yankees suck, @YESNetwork app sucks, MLB sucks, Manfred sucks. Cancel it all https://t.co/EY64YnxuhZ
In reply to @'s tweet
Saturday, April 16, 2022 12:57:02 AMTwitter for Android
Like ffs, I shouldn't have to clear app data on two different apps within 10 minutes because they just refuse to launch and fuck up to the point where they're bricked?

Why are devs so shitty at writing Android apps? Christ on the cross
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, April 14, 2022 11:49:42 PMTwitter for Android
Seriously wtf @madebygoogle @Android

Why are developers so shitty at writing Android apps? Does Java suck? Does Kotlin suck? Most Android apps are piles of buggy shit.

I don't prefer iOS, but f'in all those apps arent buggy

It's absolutely enraging.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, April 14, 2022 11:48:01 PMTwitter for Android
My Twitter app started crashing every time on launch. I had to clear app data to fix it. Now I can't figure out how to turn off light mode.

Will all you Android app developers write better shit?!?! Holy fuck. This is like the 6th app in a row that's been a complete shitpile 		Thursday, April 14, 2022 11:45:34 PMTwitter for Android
God almighty I'm about to cancel the entire Yankees organization. Not only does Chapman stink, but their Android app is a laughable embarrassment. There is zero pleasure in following this organization. It just makes me rage Thursday, April 14, 2022 11:42:46 PMTwitter for Android
It's mind-boggling how freakin' dumb these outsourced engineers are. Like actually unfit to be in technology and lack any kin d of basic aptitude Tuesday, April 12, 2022 12:39:47 PMTwitter Web App
iCloud's web app is being a piece of shit right now and i need to find my goddamn work phone https://t.co/XY4RgAKUQd Tuesday, April 12, 2022 9:53:11 AMTwitter Web App
The @YESNetwork Android app is a pile of shit https://t.co/zUQl9JRwpu Friday, April 08, 2022 5:03:45 PMTwitter for Android
Hey look, it's time for baseball. Let's see if the @YESNetwork streaming app is still as shitty as it was last season Friday, April 08, 2022 1:40:53 PMTwitter Web App
@_sysengineer I got the exact same scam message today. And they spoofed my own number. Did that happen for you as well?
In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet
Monday, March 28, 2022 8:01:02 PMTwitter for Android
Yo @madebygoogle @rosterloh Stop focusing so much on Snapchat for Pixel feature drops. No one uses that shit anymore. It's a dumb ass app. Seriously, how much are they paying you to promote their dumb platform? Few people care about Snapchat. Work on something cooler. Jeez. https://t.co/pJdCZ4oqSw Monday, March 28, 2022 4:53:28 PMTwitter Web App
I am so punny without even realizing it. Holy crap, I didn't even mean to do this https://t.co/QKF4sfGscA Friday, March 18, 2022 11:07:18 PMTwitter Web App
I just dropped my 8 qt fucking instant pot lid and broke the fucking valve off. Jesus fucking Christ a replacement lid is like $60 and out of stock and I'm pretty sure I got the whole thing ion super sale for cheaper. Fuck me. I break fucking god damn everything Friday, March 18, 2022 7:24:22 PMTwitter for Android
Dude if you're gonna pay like 80k+ for a Lexus suv, they should design it without an asshole looking front grill. This looks like a shitty cheap Toyota https://t.co/oM5dSzMut2 Wednesday, March 16, 2022 4:55:47 PMTwitter for Android
@nyr2k2 You'd be surprised how those shady streams actually work really really well... Sometimes they work better than official cable sports channel apps (granted you know how to block all the tracking and malware trickery)
In reply to @nyr2k2's tweet
Tuesday, March 08, 2022 10:55:48 PMTwitter for Android
@Ourand_SBJ This is a bunch of horse crap and greed. We don't need exclusive online only streaming rights. Baseball is garbage these days. RIP MLB. Cancel idiot Manfried
In reply to @Ourand_SBJ's tweet
Tuesday, March 08, 2022 2:03:05 PMTwitter Web App
@PhillyG411 @TimGreg20 Brandon didn't raise the gas prices. Drilling and supply was cut during the pandemic and when demand came soaring back, capacity was not raised. Now oil companies would rather increase shareholder profits than drill more. Russian oil is only a few percent of what the US imports
In reply to @PhillyG411's tweet
Tuesday, March 08, 2022 2:00:49 PMTwitter Web App
Yeah, seems legit. I'm gonna blind hire this jagoff with an https://t.co/RSMUuHnBFE email address to build me a mobile app https://t.co/z0XWJdP9aY Monday, March 07, 2022 11:32:09 AMTwitter Web App
People who post shit like this should get bonked on the head. This is bs. Absolute shit post to cause idiots to like it with the double tap and hit the follow button which overlaps the 0 https://t.co/Cc4X1Cnlhk Saturday, March 05, 2022 12:46:33 PMTwitter for Android
I would a million percent swap my entire existence with a pampered dog. Tuesday, February 15, 2022 12:13:46 AMTwitter for Android
So I'm watching the Olympics. You think these figure skater dudes like tape their balls to their legs? Because you don't see any balls and there have to be balls, amirite? Saturday, February 12, 2022 10:21:53 PMTwitter for Android
No shit... Really? Is this why all my cheap shit from China costs so much now? Thanks Obama

https://t.co/SHy6XHOwvJ 		Tuesday, February 08, 2022 10:50:47 PMTwitter for Android
I scrape data from a web app that has no API for offline processing. They were trying to be cute by CloudFlare banning my curl requests, but I just switched instances and modified the request to pretend to be Firefox Wednesday, February 02, 2022 5:59:15 PMTwitter Web App
I always end up staying up way too late dicking around with the Twitter API for no good reason Tuesday, February 01, 2022 2:18:30 AMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle Care to explain why the Pixel Superfans community is just marketing / good story propaganda? I posted a negative experience and it completely vanished. Wasn't even listed as rejected in the moderation queue. Just disappeared. Monday, January 24, 2022 2:52:37 PMTwitter Web App
Everyone's fighting with me, I disappoint everyone, I'm scattered and forgetful as fuck, my phone is broken, I've been persistently pissed off and mean all weekend, and the universe is fucking giving me the worst karma.

Put me out of my gd misery I'm done with this shit 		Monday, January 24, 2022 11:08:56 AMTwitter Web App
Oh what a bummer, I've always liked Eric Clapton's music but I didn't realize he was a fucking asshole: https://t.co/caVci9tad8

And he's complaining he lost friends? Eat a dick 		Monday, January 24, 2022 10:56:27 AMTwitter Web App
the Twitter v2 api is a fuckin pain in the ass. Used to just be able to get the reply username right back in the response, but now I have to enable expansions for it and loop fucking trough them and add code to map them together https://t.co/2KYPykD5Hp Monday, January 24, 2022 12:15:12 AMTwitter Web App
This is what I get for being lazy and not updating my VPS in like 6 years. OS, php, DB is so gd old, nothing works once I started migrating it to something modern. And I'll need to rewrite a couple of apps.

NOTHING F'IN WORKS. Why am I not containerizing this shit 		Saturday, January 22, 2022 2:58:25 AMTwitter Web App
@bubbacrewjam Yep. All kinds of weird glitchy things happen all the time. Also, fingerprint reader is still mediocre. Especially the first time unlock after a while. Seems to speed up if you unlock it back to back
In reply to @bubbacrewjam's tweet
Sunday, January 16, 2022 10:45:19 AMTwitter for Android
You can't have your executives talk shit to Apple (I agree with him btw) about them not supporting RCS and then having a buggy fuckin RCS service yourself. Fix the goddamn bugs
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, January 12, 2022 2:08:21 PMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle Acknowledge the fact that updates to the Messages app and Carrier Services broke RCS for the majority of users.

Typical Google buggy bullshit. I'm sick of it 		Wednesday, January 12, 2022 2:04:08 PMTwitter Web App
Captain obvious over here

https://t.co/7NRvNL8bWJ 		Sunday, January 09, 2022 7:36:19 PMTwitter for Android
I just got off chat with @googlenest support and just wanted to point out that the Home app and Google Assistant has half assed support for the Nest Thermostat. You cannot set it to eco mode in a routine or via Google Assistant. Why not? https://t.co/5TWOIuUO0J Friday, January 07, 2022 9:08:19 AMTwitter for Android
This bitch is only guilty of 4/11 charges?

https://t.co/mApRw62L8W 		Monday, January 03, 2022 7:49:57 PMTwitter for Android
Happy 2022! Cheers to another year of battles between delusional virus/science denying Trump rednecks and woke assholes! #WeAreAllInHell Saturday, January 01, 2022 10:31:32 AMTwitter for Android
Why is my @WyzeCam bulb still offline in the app? I see it connected to my WiFi network and the AWS outage was solved earlier this afternoon Wednesday, December 15, 2021 11:50:57 PMTwitter Web App
So you mean to tell me these jokers literally withdrew $4k and vanished once they were charged with manslaughter? And their lawyers said "they're not running" but then they were captured in a warehouse...

Who'da thunk?!?!? https://t.co/oAsbOYP37g 		Sunday, December 05, 2021 2:01:16 AMTwitter Web App
Google ruined @googlenest. The Google home app is a piece of shit and they half ass migrated Nest stuff to it without proper feature parity.

And Nest hubs + Google assistant fucking work like shit.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, December 04, 2021 12:25:29 AMTwitter for Android
YouTube Music is a fucking disaster. I'm jelly of everyone's Spotify Wrapped but I'm not paying for Spotify when I already have a fam plan that includes it.

Pixels are good but they always fuck up a couple of things about them every year
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, December 04, 2021 12:24:09 AMTwitter for Android
JFC. Our web app is a piece of shit and has been crashing daily (it's all database shit) and now they're adding an additional incident commander rotation on top of my on-call rotation. Fuck me and this shitty application Friday, December 03, 2021 10:30:05 AMTwitter Web App
Why does @googlenest not support the temperature sensor in the Google Home app? They're obviously migrating away from the Nest app, but you cannot control or see which sensor is active in Google Home or on Nest Hubs. Why not?

Feature parity please! @googlenesthelp 		Monday, November 22, 2021 10:53:47 PMTwitter Web App
It's about fucking time Google is finally handling Apple's iMessage bullshit

https://t.co/DXJeIpaLDO 		Friday, November 19, 2021 10:30:48 AMTwitter for Android
Mark my words. The transition to green energy is gonna suck. I am all for it, but:

1) The archaic grid will collapse when everything is electrified
2) Prices will be so high, it'll cause a depression
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, November 10, 2021 12:21:11 AMTwitter for Android
Who is responsible for this nonsense? @WyzeCam or @madebygoogle?

Why can you stream WyzeCam to Chromecast or Google Assistant devices with screens, but not the Google Home app? What kind of half assed shit is this? Someone is being lazy AF to integrate this properly. 		Monday, November 08, 2021 11:07:17 PMTwitter for Android
Fuckin TikTok, man...

Am I too old for this shit?
Does the app just suck on Android?
Is my screen too small?
Why is it so difficult? https://t.co/jzV3BWyFRt 		Tuesday, October 19, 2021 12:20:11 AMTwitter for Android
I love that I was out last week, and it took me a few days to notice that 1) no one knows wtf they're doing in git and 2) they fucked up so much shit I never would have let happen if I were actually there because I had an unmerged PR

Fuckssake 		Monday, October 11, 2021 2:46:28 PMTwitter Web App
Good. Someone finally had the balls to tell Apple and their proprietary bullshit lightning charger, to go fuck themselves.

https://t.co/Qhm6Ncs8Ec 		Thursday, September 23, 2021 11:44:49 PMTwitter for Android
This is nothing new. Shit like this isn't news. It happenes all the time on the subways. People are savages. I'd rather wait and be late than to jam myself into a train ass to dick, and that was pre-covid

https://t.co/hITvAt154z 		Tuesday, September 21, 2021 10:59:23 AMTwitter for Android
RT @MichaelRapaport: In Texas it’s My Body My Choice regarding Vaccinations but that doesn’t apply for Women having abortions.

Rape so wha… 		Tuesday, September 07, 2021 12:03:51 AMTwitter for Android
You guys. Seriously what happened to that family and their dog that just dropped dead near Yellowstone and no one can figure out why. Now the area is shut down and no one is saying anything. https://t.co/DxOcHpeG0d Friday, September 03, 2021 10:15:44 PMTwitter for Android
Let's get these boosters approved immediately, boys... We've got dumb fuckin Trump lunatics killing everyone with covid, and breakthrough infections are becoming more common: https://t.co/mWJnWG9tmS Friday, August 27, 2021 10:21:44 AMTwitter Web App
If Chapman fucks this up, he's an asshole Friday, August 27, 2021 1:16:28 AMTwitter for Android
@GovRonDeSantis How's it going, asshole? https://t.co/PapIhkE4lT Thursday, August 26, 2021 1:33:06 PMTwitter Web App
Jesus Christ Chapman Tuesday, August 24, 2021 10:47:21 PMTwitter for Android
Fuckin asshole. The world is burning hot and society will collapse in the 2049s and this asshole is raising the prices on his solar shit and paying himself billions to live in a 50k container house

https://t.co/Rpo9dT4Ry7 		Tuesday, August 10, 2021 10:46:40 PMTwitter for Android
By no means should we let China study these ancient viruses. Look what happened the last time they created a lab to study coronaviruses in Wuhan... https://t.co/dMsfy1sga6 Thursday, July 29, 2021 3:21:14 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus Christ almighty. My piece of shit work laptop dropped wifi in the middle of an apt-get upgrade and fucked up my gitlab instnace Monday, July 26, 2021 5:23:43 PMTwitter Web App
We literally had a guy paste a read-write connection string for three of our apps' configuration management services in plaintext in a wiki. Literally anyone with that can read all of our secret configs You IMBECILE
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, July 22, 2021 9:47:46 AMTwitter Web App
We're in the middle of a mass extinction and society as we know it will collapse in the 2040s: https://t.co/A0JEzdbHSh Wednesday, July 21, 2021 11:30:56 AMTwitter Web App
Dude, heath insurance companies are such a crock of shit. I just had a claim denied because out of the blue, they decided I could possibly have other coverage and the fuckers wanted the other company to pay. No, I don't have other coverage. Approve my shit Monday, July 19, 2021 5:53:33 PMTwitter Web App
I sent a poop emoji to New Relic's deployments API and their portal cannot display the record, but their graphs do, and now this is going to be a very awkward support request to get them deleted Thursday, July 08, 2021 10:25:47 AMTwitter Web App
There's actually nothing open. What is this apocalypse? Saturday, July 03, 2021 12:46:05 AMTwitter for Android
BAHAHAH RUDY G disbarred in NYS for being a dumb asshole! I want a full press conference at Four Seasons Total Landscaping! Thursday, June 24, 2021 5:35:27 PMTwitter Web App
I was today years old when I learned there was a Yolo county in California from a Covid-19 infographic Saturday, June 19, 2021 12:06:39 AMTwitter Web App
Hey @GooglePlay: You ruined the Play Store. Too many taps to get my apps updated. See this Reddit for more details https://t.co/PJAuA5v4pg Wednesday, June 16, 2021 1:28:21 AMTwitter for Android
@Sense you guys having a partial outage? Real time usage is the only thing in the app working https://t.co/eSLcz3vpT9 Monday, June 14, 2021 9:26:39 AMTwitter for Android
This is fear mongering BS. Misleading clickbait. Makes it seem like it just happened now, but in reality it was over two years. https://t.co/iJntx2ivzk Saturday, June 12, 2021 2:25:40 AMTwitter for Android
Totally not fake news: According to Fox News, Sweden is experiencing a violent crime surge due to their open immigration policy. Gotta be those rapist Mexicans walking across the border

https://t.co/w1iLCUfWFc 		Friday, June 11, 2021 10:25:13 PMTwitter Web App
New blog post: Happy Pride Month: Now Take This Piece of Shit Billboard Down https://t.co/3jwPWih4fj Tuesday, June 08, 2021 12:00:45 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Fuck kinda bullshit is this?

More Than 2 Billion Tons Of Coal Mining Capacity Is About To Come Online https://t.co/d5C3SvwZV6 		Friday, June 04, 2021 2:01:04 AMTwitter for Android
I mean, I know it's a legacy, rarely used app, but holy Christ on the cross... It cannot possibly work after he migrated this shit to the cloud. And the funny thing is, no one noticed it broke for 6 months. Only because we have to deploy it, and there's no pipeline or dev env🤦‍♂️
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, June 02, 2021 10:07:09 PMTwitter Web App
@RMerlinDev Appreciate your feedback & response. It's also a little newer, cheaper, and looks like ASUS dropped their 386.42840 update before the AX-88U.

As long as it will have strong Merlin support, I'm down!
In reply to @RMerlinDev's tweet
Wednesday, June 02, 2021 11:53:20 AMTwitter Web App
Attention all you Trump IDIOTS who are all like "OMG GAS IS TOO EXPENSIVE IT'S BIDEN'S FAULT..." Learn economics. Also, it was the same price in summer '19 - I've been graphing prices near me for two years https://t.co/J9FohOK12R Thursday, May 27, 2021 3:31:13 PMTwitter Web App
@ky9 Happy birthday and graduation anniversary! Sunday, May 23, 2021 10:38:36 PMTwitter for Android