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@scoopANDslam This is what happens when you work in accounting. Every aspect of accounting fucking sucks. Tech startups for the win. Friday, October 21, 2011 10:34:42 AMTwitter Web Client
@ky9 dimetapp was better before they removed the ingredient linked to causing strokes. Probs for the better, but it worked better before
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Thursday, October 20, 2011 11:52:49 PMTwitter Web Client
Winning attitude: stop giving a fuck about everything and then only good things will happen to you. Wednesday, October 19, 2011 5:10:59 PMTwitter Web Client
apparently, the squirrels in madison square park love climbing all over people and asking for food Monday, October 17, 2011 3:42:38 PMtxt
RT @wastpito @portfolioso was [in a Twitter class] wearing a bald cap shooting a classmate with his banana gun. #intoxicateddreams Saturday, October 15, 2011 4:43:08 PMTwitter Web Client
Dear Verizon. Stop capping fuckin YouTube traffic assholes. I have 25MBPS symmetrical internet and my YouTube videos load like f'in dialup Wednesday, October 12, 2011 9:26:01 PMTwitter Web Client
Stale cookies and an apple for lunch. Gross. Tuesday, October 11, 2011 4:06:24 PMTwitter Web Client
And the Twitter machine is back up. Wonder what happened. Haven't see a fail whale in years. Friday, October 07, 2011 1:05:26 AMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: As Much As I Rip on Apple... http://bit.ly/nq0MeZ Thursday, October 06, 2011 12:46:14 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Sucks to all You Apple Fanboys http://bit.ly/oejppu Wednesday, October 05, 2011 12:21:15 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
@scoopANDslam I'm telling you man, I can't drink like I used to in college. It happens
In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet
Sunday, October 02, 2011 1:54:35 AMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Horrible. This Should Never Happen to Anyone. Ever. http://t.co/AuYJR2b Thursday, September 29, 2011 12:46:12 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Learn Math You Fuckin Apple Joker http://t.co/cjySOMu Wednesday, September 28, 2011 11:24:13 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Acer netbooks take coffee to the keyboard really... really well... (This is what happens when coworkers sit on your desk and spill shit) Wednesday, September 28, 2011 3:05:38 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Quick Text Pasting Windows App (Because I'm a Lazy Ass) http://t.co/1pJlU8D Monday, September 26, 2011 1:25:27 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Network admin pushes Kapersky AV through domain policy. I uninstall and block said policy. #localadmin #winning #anti-anti-virus (AVs suck) Friday, September 23, 2011 10:36:39 AMTwitter Web Client
Dukes has to get their shit together with the Bud Lite tap which never works. Wednesday, September 21, 2011 3:42:07 PMTwitter for Android
Not that theres anything wrong with it, but any man who enjoys Glee is a flaming homosexual. Seriously. Its fine/I approve bro. But its true Tuesday, September 20, 2011 9:58:36 PMTwitter for Android
Now that was a good apple Tuesday, September 20, 2011 1:03:19 PMTwitter Web Client
Those mother fuckers. I bet they copied Apple where you don't quit but programs just stay running and become suspended. Fucking Apple. Friday, September 16, 2011 10:40:53 PMTwitter Web Client
Well that was interesting... How the fuck are you supposed to quit apps? Windows 8 is so radically different, I had no idea how to use it. Friday, September 16, 2011 10:40:16 PMTwitter Web Client
Apparently, CVS sells cat sickers. Who'd'a thunk? Wednesday, September 14, 2011 2:33:59 PMTwitter for Android
It's cool to know that Windows 8 is generating as much buzz on the interwebs as Apple announcements usually do. Wednesday, September 14, 2011 1:42:59 AMTwitter Web Client
'Morning officers. My train is apparently on lockdown. There are two MTA officers in every car. Monday, September 12, 2011 8:56:23 AMTwitter for Android
I would probably kill a man to be at the grape right now... miss that shit Friday, September 09, 2011 10:53:55 PMTwitter for Android
I haven't gone to bed. Rolling out a new data center...RT @kerbear88 First $2 Tuesday at the Grape and where am I? Bed. #postcollegeproblems Wednesday, September 07, 2011 5:39:55 AMTwitter Web Client
Why won't mother fuckin apache start on this bitch ass server? Monday, September 05, 2011 9:55:20 PMTwitter for Android
Dear laptop fan: Shut the fuck up. You're not overheating and CPU use is 0%. So why are you running so loudly? kthxbye Monday, September 05, 2011 6:34:35 PMTwitter Web Client
@SumthinEclectic Happened to me. I had a bot guess my FTP password, download my index.php files, inject malicious javascript, then reupload.
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Friday, September 02, 2011 11:59:21 AMTwitter Web Client
@SumthinEclectic What happened, abusers?
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Friday, September 02, 2011 11:38:17 AMTwitter Web Client
My internet speed should be 30MBPS and is usually constant unlike cable, but it's capped at 10MBPS. WTF, Verizon... #firstworldproblems Thursday, September 01, 2011 1:32:55 AMTwitter Web Client
Doing some accounting. Shit fucking sucks. Thought I'd never have to do that since I bombed it freshman year.. apparently not. Wednesday, August 31, 2011 11:47:09 PMTwitter Web Client
Oh what happened to me. I used to just tweet the craziest shit. Now I just censored myself. Like... I had it typed and was like. Nah: TMI Monday, August 29, 2011 11:23:30 AMTwitter Web Client
Happy ending problem? Seems like a very good problem to have. How geeky though: http://t.co/Dj8hDRt Monday, August 29, 2011 1:51:39 AMTwitter Web Client
I am disappointed in my body right now... not only am I huge, there was no reason for me to boot. I am fine now. Saturday, August 27, 2011 2:17:09 AMTwitter for Android
"...and then we had to tap it and pump it" Thursday, August 25, 2011 1:34:31 AMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Is it Gross to Bring your Laptop to the Shitter? http://t.co/HeVSCzM Wednesday, August 24, 2011 12:15:11 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
I'm at Bull's Head Tavern w/ @daraphoo http://4sq.com/odwIIh Tuesday, August 23, 2011 6:50:33 PMfoursquare
Bought some memory for my old laptop. Anyone care to explain why the charge dropped off my card statement? Tuesday, August 16, 2011 1:15:46 AMTwitter Web Client
Duct tape, zip ties, foam insulation, cursing and sweat. Finally fixed my squeaky bed, Puerto Rican style. Who wants to bang now? Sunday, August 07, 2011 1:01:15 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Attention People Who Misuse the Apostrophe S: Fucking Learn English http://bit.ly/nFYIjv Saturday, August 06, 2011 1:35:27 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Holy Crap, I Actually Agree With Apple for Once http://bit.ly/qezVw3 Friday, July 29, 2011 4:52:34 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Dirtbags at Apple are Screwing with MacBook Air SSDs http://bit.ly/pf3sdI Monday, July 25, 2011 10:10:30 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
"She's got them apple pie jeans. Boots with the burrs" Danny destroys lyrics Saturday, July 23, 2011 9:24:37 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: MG Siegler Is Fucktarded+ (And Random Apple Rants) http://bit.ly/qKQAOZ Friday, July 22, 2011 2:42:53 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
@kerbear88 Movie was great. I think they could have done a better job with the Snape memory. It was very fragmented
In reply to @kerbear88's tweet
Saturday, July 16, 2011 2:01:55 AMTwitter Web Client
Not appreciating the fact that I have to listen to a cunt UK client bitch to us about how our software doesnt do anything they want :/ Friday, July 15, 2011 10:24:38 AMTwitter Web Client
I do not appreciate the new sales girl's "Choke" (Coke) tshirt as the official soft drink of the NY Yankees. She needs a spanking for that. Thursday, July 14, 2011 11:12:31 AMTwitter Web Client
Did I just piss out a fly? I legit just took a piss and a fly appeared out of nowhere. wtf.. Wednesday, July 13, 2011 10:51:51 PMTwitter for Android
Facebook's Android App is horse shit. Fuckin slow, lacks features. Cant do dick on it. Their iPhone one is SO much better. Tuesday, July 12, 2011 8:59:26 PMTwitter Web Client
Ah shit. Caught looking... I hate when that happens Tuesday, July 12, 2011 1:26:11 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: So THIS Is What It's Like When Youtube Slaps You on The Wrist For Copyright Infringement http://bit.ly/qFA8Ax Monday, July 11, 2011 10:25:59 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Why do I get haunted in my sleep: Professor gave out the last syllabus, I didn't get one, I made copies, mixed up all papers & was 100% lost Monday, July 04, 2011 10:30:30 AMTwitter Web Client
@plasma2002 I've never been to Rudy's but someone I know raves about it. thats kind of near you. 44th and 9th. Cheap beer & free hot dogs. Monday, July 04, 2011 12:00:45 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm at Stanton Public w/ @maljnew @daraphoo http://4sq.com/j0Z0Ie Friday, July 01, 2011 11:45:24 PMfoursquare
I'm at Rosa Mexicano w/ @maljnew @daraphoo http://4sq.com/jf6WY5 Friday, July 01, 2011 6:23:24 PMfoursquare
Fuck these fuzzy assed apples that taste bland and it's like I'm eating cotton. The FUCK man. Thursday, June 30, 2011 12:31:03 PMTwitter Web Client
@L8to89 You're an Apple fanboy. You don't get to have one.
In reply to @dpcleitao's tweet
Thursday, June 30, 2011 9:49:05 AMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew Happy now? Saturday, June 25, 2011 11:26:19 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin sangria. I'm gonna get hammered of this fuckin' peach and pineapple. Real manly... I need a beer to wash this down. Friday, June 24, 2011 6:33:42 PMTwitter Web Client
Random thoughts while at work: What the hell happens if you use the polyjuice potion to impersonate a dead person... Thursday, June 16, 2011 2:36:40 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm at Old Town Bar w/ @daraphoo http://4sq.com/l0yNlw Friday, June 10, 2011 12:49:03 PMfoursquare
I'm at Black Bear Lodge w/ @daraphoo http://4sq.com/muLmmT Tuesday, May 31, 2011 6:54:52 PMfoursquare
New blog post: The Biggest Dissappointment So Far This Decade... http://bit.ly/iyisYQ Wednesday, May 25, 2011 11:41:58 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: This Microsoft Arc Mouse Looks Shitty (Probably Apple's Fault) http://bit.ly/mhPB4A Monday, May 23, 2011 1:00:44 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Holy Crap, This Is a Groundbreaking Study http://bit.ly/j6Nzky Sunday, May 22, 2011 12:53:14 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Bladder is gonna explode. Must be the end of the world #rapture Saturday, May 21, 2011 1:53:55 AMTwitter for Android
Mets just beat the Yankees. Normally, I'd say that means this rapture's legit. But in reality, the Yankees just fucking suck this season. Friday, May 20, 2011 10:02:51 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Welp, Those Crazy Christian Rapture Day Jokers Might Actually Have a Point http://bit.ly/jTtFAI Friday, May 20, 2011 3:12:43 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
I'm at Federal House Bar & Grille (22 Market Space, Annapolis) http://4sq.com/jmdhcU Saturday, May 14, 2011 9:23:25 PMfoursquare
Oh hell yeah! Coworker showed me the Angry Birds Google Chrome App! Balling! It's not in Flash too? I'm never doing work ever again! Wednesday, May 11, 2011 6:19:26 PMTwitter Web Client
I always get the shitty apples. This one tastes and is drier than a cotton ball Tuesday, May 10, 2011 1:17:17 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: 100% Uptime In April, Bitches http://bit.ly/ltm0lO Tuesday, May 03, 2011 9:48:53 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Someone Install This Urinal At the Seagrape! http://bit.ly/lIoKk0 Tuesday, May 03, 2011 9:24:08 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: The Japanese Would Invent This Useless Device http://bit.ly/iAF3KL Monday, May 02, 2011 10:53:02 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Some ass posted a fb virus link on my wall. I'm not at a comp. Why can't I delete it from the android app or mobile site? fucking zuckerberg Sunday, May 01, 2011 10:41:28 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: If I Ever Download An Android App With This AirPush Shit, I'm uninstalling it in 2 seconds http://bit.ly/jPhuvf Sunday, May 01, 2011 4:34:16 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
BMI is 26.2 Should be between 18.5-25. I'm fucking fat. Plus, I'm out of shape. Old fucks were passing me nonstop when I was biking #nogood Sunday, May 01, 2011 1:42:03 PMTwitter Web Client
In a day or so, my laptop will be running Windows Server 2008 R2. I run this machine as a dedicated server. So why does It still have XP? Wednesday, April 27, 2011 12:31:11 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm at d.b.a. w/ @micheljam @daraphoo http://4sq.com/i4NPgf Tuesday, April 26, 2011 7:24:11 PMfoursquare
Italians make me so fat... And this is just the first dish. Nom. Happy Easter! http://t.co/hACHj1V Sunday, April 24, 2011 2:52:28 PMTwitter for Android
Looking back at my pictures senior year, I'm pretty sure all I did (especially in April and May) was get fucked up all the time Monday, April 18, 2011 2:30:15 AMTwitter Web Client
I highly appreciate receiving texts asking "where's my spankingggg" Sunday, April 17, 2011 2:15:14 PMTwitter for Android
Apple can suck my fuckin dick so badly with this error shit. Thanks. Now I have to spend hours redoing my ipod http://twitpic.com/4k8xvo Wednesday, April 13, 2011 1:38:58 AMTwitpic
"I am very happy to be here" Sweet sign bro. Lamer than my Shakespeare readings Monday, April 04, 2011 10:20:57 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm at Applebee's Neighborhood Grill & Bar (27 Mamaroneck Ave, Main St, White Plains) http://4sq.com/fcyAZz Saturday, April 02, 2011 10:34:14 PMfoursquare
New blog post: April Fools, Jokers http://bit.ly/fIITls Saturday, April 02, 2011 2:10:45 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
One of my USB ports is such a whore. So fucking loose. How'd that happen. The other ones are nice and tight. Friday, April 01, 2011 1:25:13 AMTwitter Web Client
Considering this one is wearing dick wrecking boots, i'd tap that... Thursday, March 31, 2011 8:45:31 PMTwitter for Android
Just had three pizza bagels, grapefruit juice, grape juice, cake icing, cake batter and some Gouda cheese. Nom? Sunday, March 27, 2011 8:45:24 PMTwitter Web Client
Happy spring. Now enjoy your snow. Monday, March 21, 2011 8:35:58 AMTwitter for Android
@MrHazel On Windows? It's a snap on Ubuntu Saturday, March 19, 2011 1:41:07 PMTwitter Web Client
"He's an Apple fanboy but he just whipped out his Zune and android phone" Dude.... you can't dig out of this one. Friday, March 18, 2011 8:26:08 PMTwitter for Android
On a brighter note, there's a smoke over there eating grapes. I'd feed the shit out of her like arod. Thursday, March 17, 2011 8:58:13 AMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Fucking AT&T Started Popping Caps In Your Ass http://bit.ly/fL99Am Monday, March 14, 2011 12:20:23 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Be restful. Use JSON, not SOAP Tuesday, March 08, 2011 10:03:51 PMTwitter for Android
RT @ShavingFoams Trending today in New York City: #bootyappreciationday @portfolioso Get to it Tuesday, March 08, 2011 1:02:55 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm at Seagrape http://4sq.com/dI7KEg Sunday, March 06, 2011 12:44:06 AMfoursquare
I'm at Seagrape http://4sq.com/e6pLi5 Saturday, March 05, 2011 12:38:31 AMfoursquare
Happy Monday! Nice that our office has 200kbps internet. Fuckin internet is faster in the Maldives.... Monday, February 28, 2011 10:01:58 AMTwitter for Android
Fuckin idiots in this town, plowing completely cleared streets, ripping them apart, making time and a half because it's a holiday. Monday, February 21, 2011 11:14:34 AMTwitter Web Client
I just sent this slut out to bring me a 40. If she didn't I'm going to cockslap her. Thursday, February 17, 2011 6:14:34 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Quick Little Facebook Infographic http://bit.ly/gOt1tg Tuesday, February 15, 2011 1:01:46 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Did twitter lower their API limits? I have been having issues posting from my phone. Wednesday, February 09, 2011 11:12:03 AMTwitter Web Client
Can I swap our NY support staff with our Cali support staff? Sooo much hotter. Tuesday, February 08, 2011 4:19:14 PMTwitter for Android
Holy SHIT. IE9 raped Firefox 4 and Chrome in its speed demos using hardware acceleration Friday, February 04, 2011 1:49:19 AMTwitter Web Client
Protip: Don't sit on icy benches. You'll get a wet ass. (@ Madison Square Park w/ 2 others) http://4sq.com/e9aPMF Thursday, February 03, 2011 5:41:08 PMfoursquare
@Novellabella Stop retweeting general ass astrology junk that can apply to anyone
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
Tuesday, February 01, 2011 8:49:22 PMTwitter Web Client
@RockNationRadio No, Twitter does not let you retweet yourself automatically. We learned this when API programming at work...
In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet
Saturday, January 29, 2011 10:34:45 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: This is what happens when you smoke too much weed... http://bit.ly/e9JPwY Friday, January 28, 2011 12:34:38 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Just put the Android 2.3 theme and Nexus S live wallpaper on my Droid 1. So fuckin pimp. I can pretend to have a newer phone now Sunday, January 23, 2011 1:32:59 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: How Pimp is this Small Assed Ping Pong Ball Apartment? http://bit.ly/gtD4QP Saturday, January 22, 2011 1:26:58 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Maybe the fact that I am home editing apache config files on a fri night explains why I don't.. ah fuck it, my life sucks Saturday, January 22, 2011 12:41:28 AMTwitter for Android
Ummmm.... If there happens to be a clogged toilet in the office bathroom, that totally was NOT me... yep Wednesday, January 19, 2011 2:57:17 PMTwitter for Android
Just chased a soco shot with ice cream cake. Happy birthday Keith! Sunday, January 16, 2011 12:18:28 AMTwitter for Android
dual quad core xenons suck dick at importing 32,000 records apparently. Times 20. I'm gonna be up all fucking night Sunday, January 02, 2011 11:42:48 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Happy New Year, Love the MTA http://bit.ly/i0IxFw Saturday, January 01, 2011 12:24:41 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Schnappi http://bit.ly/fDmlGb Wednesday, December 29, 2010 3:47:28 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Bring Me this Google Wallpaper Girl! http://bit.ly/e76WeV Friday, December 24, 2010 8:55:13 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
In 110% better shape than last night Sunday, December 19, 2010 12:05:59 AMTwitter Web Client
I'd say my boss rapping every single lyric of Juicy by Biggie was the highlight of the year Saturday, December 18, 2010 2:11:29 PMTwitter Web Client
I am so getting fired tonight. Like you can't expect me not to be appropriate dressed like that. Friday, December 17, 2010 2:14:43 PMTwitter for Android
Swear to God. If I see another fuckin 500 Internal Server Error again I'm gonna lose it. Especially if it happens outside of work. Tuesday, December 14, 2010 10:12:05 PMTwitter Web Client
See mother fucker. Just as my conference call ends and I want to go back to bed, Mexicans and leaf blowers appear. Fucking Westchester Tuesday, November 30, 2010 7:43:12 AMTwitter Web Client
I appreciate how much people stalk me Sunday, November 28, 2010 12:56:44 AMTwitter for Android
RT @tomwcleary: Fairfield Mirror, top 10 small college newspaper website. http://bit.ly/cGtzVu Monday, November 22, 2010 11:01:07 AMTwitter for Android
Two Alice in Chains songs at this bar? I approve. Friday, November 19, 2010 8:19:26 PMTwitter for Android
Ya know... I'm miserable when they're happy and when they're not happy, it doesn't make me happy. I can't win Wednesday, November 17, 2010 1:00:58 AMTwitter Web Client
Caption contest!!! http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/caption-contest-74/ Monday, November 15, 2010 7:51:26 PMTwitter for Android
Foot of snow in Minneapolis? Send some to New York! Sunday, November 14, 2010 12:13:21 PMTwitter for Android
@ky9 I approve of your tweet
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Saturday, November 13, 2010 8:35:57 PMTwitter for Android
God damn fucking shit piss booger ball sucking fucking cocksucking bitch ass cunt tits penis twat cum guzzling rapist whore slut Saturday, November 06, 2010 3:27:50 AMTwitter Web Client
COCK SUCKING APPLE and your piece of shit iPod Monday, November 01, 2010 1:00:09 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm tweeting from my laptop using my 3G connection via Wireless tether. AMAZINGGGGGGGG Friday, October 29, 2010 4:13:21 AMTwitter Web Client
I approve of drinking with the CEO Wednesday, October 27, 2010 8:41:50 PMTwitter for Android
I'm at Seagrape. http://4sq.com/d5SxuD Saturday, October 23, 2010 8:52:45 PMfoursquare
I'm at Seagrape. http://4sq.com/d5SxuD Friday, October 22, 2010 11:02:50 PMfoursquare
I want to kidnap you in a potato sack Friday, October 22, 2010 4:15:28 PMTwitter for Android
AH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, what a stupid fucking slide. There goes Tex. That's the end of him... Cya in April Tuesday, October 19, 2010 10:17:53 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin buggy foursquare app checking me in to my last location when I launch it, even if I'm not there Sunday, October 17, 2010 7:41:32 PMTwitter for Android
Who put cocaine in the comapny coffee pot? Caffeine usually does nothing to me and I was bouncing off the walls at that meeting Thursday, October 14, 2010 12:20:05 PMTwitter for Android
Fucking Long Island Railroad... Trains are gapped as fuck. I need to take a train an hour early because the times suck Monday, October 11, 2010 11:22:24 PMTwitter Web Client
$94 for an eSATA external enclosure and 2TB HD? Newegg rocks! Building your own HD is always cheaper than the pre-assembled shit (eg, $165) Monday, October 11, 2010 12:41:27 AMTwitter Web Client
This town is so Italian... Columbus Day red and green fireworks. Great way to celebrate a raper and murderer of American Indians Sunday, October 10, 2010 9:03:48 PMTwitter Web Client
Where's the potato sack? I need to capture this hot mcdonalds girl from the boonies and get her a real job in civilization Saturday, October 09, 2010 3:23:36 PMTwitter for Android
New post: Portfolioso.com Blog Twitter API Test http://bit.ly/9XJyZD Tuesday, October 05, 2010 12:10:01 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Btw as sucky as apple n the iPad r, that video played amazingly on it and I doubt it would have played on my android.. Cognitive dissonance Sunday, September 19, 2010 4:10:51 AMmobile web
I'm at Seagrape w/ 2 others. http://4sq.com/d5SxuD Sunday, September 19, 2010 1:35:02 AMfoursquare
Please explain to me why my fucking brand new laptop blue screens on youtube videos. Fucking ATI drivers Thursday, September 16, 2010 10:33:18 PMTwitter for Android
Yeah.. I don't like the way my second harddrive sounds... Clicks on seek. Shit gon fail in a brand new laptop. Friday, September 10, 2010 11:34:08 PMTwitter Web Client
Found an old paper that's 35 years old. What a deal! so cheap. Id get so fat off of this http://twitpic.com/2lej7c Sunday, September 05, 2010 12:40:24 AMTwitter for Android
@Novellabella Should have gotten an Android... The 8GB model doesn't multitask, even if it is the 3rd generation model. Apple sucks. Hate em
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
Thursday, August 26, 2010 11:16:10 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito 1) I have appinventer access bc I'm tight with Google 2) I can also get android devs to fix bugs I send them. So peace. Thursday, August 26, 2010 2:50:57 PMtwidroid
You know apparently I spent $590 in 10 days on "basics" and don't have any product to show for it. You know, NBD only about $600 Wednesday, August 25, 2010 1:45:30 AMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Son of a Bitch Cat Slaps Dog in Face http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/08/25/son-of-a-bitch-cat-slaps-dog-in-face/ Wednesday, August 25, 2010 12:27:45 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
@Waspito HA I don't give a crap, just breaking balls
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Sunday, August 22, 2010 11:03:12 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito except for the ads. I don't mind seeing ads in free apps, but when I go to text someone, they don't belong there.
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Sunday, August 22, 2010 2:12:56 PMtwidroid
Someone please explain to me what happened here?! http://twitpic.com/2ghv2j Friday, August 20, 2010 11:31:00 AMtwidroid
After working with a brand new LED backlit display, I've come to the conclusion that my laptop display is darker than a ducks shit Thursday, August 19, 2010 8:19:11 PMTwitter Web Client
@pwcaty Nah, schools in my town. Your office looked like that when Dan moved the crap in there. You think he'd set them up? Nope. All me.
In reply to @pwcaty's tweet
Thursday, August 12, 2010 4:37:43 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Android App of the Week: SDRescan http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/08/11/android-app-of-the-week-sdrescan/ Wednesday, August 11, 2010 9:41:16 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
And they lost. Fuckin a. But no surprise there. This is what happens when you waste bases loaded no outs. You deserve it. Monday, August 09, 2010 5:52:19 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Android App of the Week: Facebook For Android http://bit.ly/blQm0h Wednesday, August 04, 2010 6:52:23 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
About time Facebook updated its Android App. The original was completely useless. Still needs work. Needs to be able to tag pics and chat Tuesday, August 03, 2010 9:53:36 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Fuck Apple's Magic Trackpad and Fanboys at TechCrunch Who Say the Mouse is Dead http://bit.ly/aXsPZB Sunday, August 01, 2010 1:40:05 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
@ky9 I apologize
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Wednesday, July 28, 2010 6:24:12 PMtwidroid
New blog post: Android App of the Week: Gmote http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/28/android-app-of-the-week-gmote/ Wednesday, July 28, 2010 11:37:44 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
@ShavingFoams you sir have a pool, so you can make that happen whenevsky
In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet
Tuesday, July 27, 2010 1:17:24 PMtwidroid
New blog post: This Laptop is Getting Out of Hand http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/24/this-laptop-is-getting-out-of-hand/ Saturday, July 24, 2010 7:23:32 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Total tech failure. Gps is down, foursquare app isn't working. Fuck it. Friday, July 23, 2010 10:56:14 PMtwidroid
New blog post: My Laptop's Touchpad Can Seriously Suck It http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/23/my-laptops-touchpad-can-seriously-suck-it/ Friday, July 23, 2010 1:21:13 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Verizon Shapes the Shit out of their Traffic http://bit.ly/cyLONY Thursday, July 22, 2010 6:32:35 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Android App of the Week: Launcher Pro (I'm actually excited) http://bit.ly/bKBOJj Wednesday, July 21, 2010 4:44:43 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: RIM Just Bitched out Apple http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/18/rim-just-bitched-out-apple/ Sunday, July 18, 2010 2:28:23 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Android App Of The Week: City Caller ID http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/15/android-app-of-the-week-city-caller-id/ Thursday, July 15, 2010 2:59:13 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
@waspito happy birffday. Have fun for me, because I'll be sweating balls around the EHS basement Wednesday, July 14, 2010 2:15:54 AMTwitter Web Client
I live! Probably not good to be sticking a multimeter into an outlet with the fuse jumped by a paper clip, but it's a sealed unit so f it. Sunday, July 11, 2010 11:38:10 PMTwitter Web Client
Jesus Fucking Christ with this laptop. I run out of RAM as much as I breathe air. Saturday, July 10, 2010 3:21:55 AMTwitter Web Client
OMG can my fucking cocksucking worn out touchpad stop being a jerky shitpile. This laptops going out the window tomorrow Thursday, July 08, 2010 1:42:10 AMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Android App of the Week: Barcode Scanner http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/07/android-app-of-the-week-barcode-scanner/ Wednesday, July 07, 2010 12:18:18 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Yeah, I was going to get a new laptop in the fall, but the touchpad is so worn out, the mouse jumps everywhere. Probably going to be sooner Monday, July 05, 2010 4:17:35 AMTwitter Web Client
So tempted to buy a new laptop. Hmm $1700 Saturday, July 03, 2010 4:44:16 AMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Apple Misreporting iPhone 4 Signal Strength (And a lesson in dBm transmitting power) http://bit.ly/aZVj7h Friday, July 02, 2010 2:03:13 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Android App of the Week: Mangler http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/01/android-app-of-the-week-mangler/ Thursday, July 01, 2010 9:01:28 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
someone just asked "did he get tapped in the ass" instead of "did he tap any ass" BIG difference, especially when describing a dude. Tuesday, June 29, 2010 5:23:15 PMTwitter Web Client
No idea what happened but 11 cop cars just flew down 22 with sirens. Must be bad Tuesday, June 29, 2010 2:50:18 PMtwidroid
You ever read someone's Facebook and they're so happy it makes you want to vomit? Yeah... Monday, June 28, 2010 9:35:50 PMTwitter Web Client
Wanted: real job, car, HD box for my room, an amp, a new guitar, a new laptop, a slut and the ability to make Coffee Coolattas whenever Monday, June 28, 2010 1:12:47 AMTwitter Web Client
Just have the captions for Service Trips, Rowing, Cross Country and Tennis. Then FUCKIN ENJOYYYY Friday, June 25, 2010 4:46:18 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Android App of the Week: GPS Status http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/06/23/android-app-of-the-week-gps-status/ Wednesday, June 23, 2010 9:04:12 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
I love my new phone wallpaper. If this were a painting, I'd buy it for my room: http://twitpic.com/1ymftw Sunday, June 20, 2010 10:48:11 PMtwidroid
I really want windows 7 on my laptop, but after extensive testing, the shitpile really can't handle it. Saturday, June 19, 2010 6:10:41 PMtwidroid
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, THAT DID NOT JUST HAPPEN Wednesday, June 16, 2010 3:02:59 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Don't Worry, Be Happy http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/06/16/dont-worry-be-happy/ Wednesday, June 16, 2010 9:05:56 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Ok looks like it was a bit.ly api failure. My b Tuesday, June 15, 2010 12:55:49 PMtwidroid
These mother fuckin landscapers for every sing neighbor decide to show up at 3PM and make noise when I have important business calls to make Friday, June 11, 2010 2:53:28 PMTwitter Web Client
Mother fuck this feeble piece of shit laptop with only one gig of ram. My dick has more ram. Wednesday, June 09, 2010 10:26:26 PMtwidroyd (original)
New blog post: Never Try to Reason with an Apple Fanboy http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/06/08/never-try-to-reason-with-an-apple-fanboy/ Tuesday, June 08, 2010 10:29:21 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Another Reason Apple Sucks http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/06/04/another-reason-apple-sucks/ Friday, June 04, 2010 2:40:05 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
I told those fuckers to keep the blue paint away from me. And this is what happens: http://bit.ly/cqBO11 Thursday, June 03, 2010 8:26:58 PMTwitter Web Client
How many of you herbs are around tonight for my birthday? Apparently not @colithika and @waspito because they run away far Tuesday, June 01, 2010 6:22:12 PMTwitter Web Client
There is no reason for this to be happening to me. I'm so much better. It's really insane. Monday, May 31, 2010 5:28:00 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm at Seagrape. http://4sq.com/d5SxuD Friday, May 28, 2010 9:56:37 PMfoursquare
Riots at the grape and the point. Lol Monday, May 24, 2010 12:28:16 AMtwidroid
That was probably one of the most fun times at the Grape. Peacan Sandies were the shit! Saturday, May 22, 2010 3:21:48 AMtwidroid
I approve of the new STP album. A little generic, but it's got that STP old school sound to it Friday, May 21, 2010 1:16:13 PMTwitter Web Client
GOOGLE > APPLE (F you Steve Jobs and your lame ass keynotes). Google just went to town at I/O Thursday, May 20, 2010 9:16:31 PMTwitter Web Client
I should be studying... (@ Seagrape) http://4sq.com/d5SxuD Tuesday, May 11, 2010 11:42:17 PMfoursquare
I'm at Seagrape. http://4sq.com/d5SxuD Tuesday, May 11, 2010 5:15:13 PMfoursquare
Happy mothers day all you mothers. In the meantime fuck it all and fuck me... Sunday, May 09, 2010 2:38:22 AMtwidroid
Btw money will nevwr make u happy.I have money to piss away and you don't see me fuckin cheerful. I'm god damn miserable so who gives a fuck Sunday, May 09, 2010 2:29:34 AMDELETED
THIS SITUATION IS BEYOND FUCKED. TAKE THE WORST THING THAT COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN AND MULTIPLY IT BY 43 Thursday, May 06, 2010 5:49:43 PMTwitter Web Client
Mmm coronas... delicious mexican piss. Happy cinco, bitches Wednesday, May 05, 2010 8:05:06 PMtwidroid
I'm pretty sure I'd get excommunicated for this paper, but it's for Jesuits, they'll be cool with it because anything goes with those dudes. Wednesday, May 05, 2010 6:01:09 PMTwitter Web Client
I love how I'm ripping apart nuns in my religion paper. Like seriously, in today's world, what the fuck is the point of a nun? Wednesday, May 05, 2010 6:00:12 PMTwitter Web Client
I don't care that some ugly goth RA just cockblocked yo, let me write my paper. Wednesday, May 05, 2010 5:27:18 PMTwitter Web Client
Very difficult to write a paper when your house starts drinking at 2PM and it's 76 and Sunny outside... GR Wednesday, May 05, 2010 2:37:50 PMTwitter Web Client
But I don't wanna write this paper Wednesday, May 05, 2010 2:34:26 PMTwitter Web Client
No more classes, one more paper and 3 finals and then done forever Tuesday, May 04, 2010 6:17:44 PMtwidroid
@Colithika good. Apple is gay
In reply to @Colithika's tweet
Saturday, May 01, 2010 8:24:51 PMtwidroid
Back at sbc for happy hour since, you know, I brought it back and all that Friday, April 30, 2010 5:42:46 PMtwidroid
TO Derek McKissick's paper: EN FUCKING JOYYYYYYYYYYYY Friday, April 30, 2010 4:24:34 AMTwitter Web Client
Also, my attention span for this paper is like a paragraph at a time Friday, April 30, 2010 1:57:59 AMTwitter Web Client
It was quiet all day in this fuckin BCC when I wasn't doing work. Now I go to do my paper and a fuckin DJ comes in for the fuckin freshmen. Thursday, April 29, 2010 9:58:07 PMTwitter Web Client
I have tonight and Thursday night to write two papers. Then I'll be free for the weekend Tuesday, April 27, 2010 7:52:04 PMTwitter Web Client
I just brought back happy hour at sbc fuckers. Friday, April 23, 2010 10:25:44 PMtwidroid
Paper or beer pong? Hmm, I wrote a paragraph out of 7 pages, so beer pong Thursday, April 22, 2010 10:02:13 PMTwitter Web Client
What the fuck happened last night and where's my shit Saturday, April 17, 2010 11:40:30 AMtwidroid
well so much for laundry and my paper... oops Thursday, April 15, 2010 1:58:55 AMTwitter Web Client
I was using the iPad playing a game and a low battery bubble interrupted it. WEAK. Where's the notification panel? Android > Apple Wednesday, April 14, 2010 11:21:46 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck you, Apple Tuesday, April 13, 2010 11:13:23 PMtwidroid
For the love of God... the droid needs a breathalyzer app so I stop texting stupid shit. Just read some texts and facepalmed. Thursday, April 08, 2010 8:10:51 PMtwidroid
Love these office computers. They're like my own little cloud. Encoding boxes, file transfers. So much better than my laptop. Thursday, April 08, 2010 10:52:42 AMtwidroid
Just finished the movie Breach. It was sick. Pumped to hear Eric O'Neill speak tomorrow, and apparently I get to have lunch with him Friday Thursday, April 08, 2010 2:26:22 AMTwitter Web Client
This live wallpaper is so fun drunk. Thanks android 2.1 Tuesday, April 06, 2010 9:15:32 PMtwidroid
Although the new 3D Gallery app in Android 2.1 is eye candy, I am NOT a fan of the way it caches the images. Very poor quality Tuesday, April 06, 2010 3:19:49 PMTwitter Web Client
Crazy ass Japanese... who makes albino boob chocolate? http://twitpic.com/1diuo3 Monday, April 05, 2010 9:52:11 PMtwidroid
New YES graphics... Play ball! Sunday, April 04, 2010 8:10:18 PMtwidroid
RT @askmeques: Happy Easter everyone! Have a nice day with your families! http://twitpic.com/1d8ddm Sunday, April 04, 2010 6:07:03 PMTwitter Web Client
@colithika Happy birthday, you old fuck. <3 you son Saturday, April 03, 2010 1:54:48 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @kevinrose: BAM, Digg App for Android released! http://bit.ly/chyLbP Friday, April 02, 2010 4:12:50 PMTwitter Web Client
poop. Apparently the UV index was high enough to get burned in just an hour. There goes me sitting out there again tomorrow... Thursday, April 01, 2010 10:18:45 PMTwitter Web Client
MG! THRS ALS VWL UTG N GGL's GML (I love April Fools day on the interwebs) Thursday, April 01, 2010 4:59:00 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck Apple. It's true that the fucking magic mouse kills your wrist. Sunday, March 28, 2010 11:39:34 PMTwitter Web Client
Ok, I'm turning location off on Twidroid because it's useless. Way to pull my location from yesterday. It only updates if you open maps... Sunday, March 28, 2010 1:34:09 PMTwitter Web Client
Prepare yourself for Earth Hour 2010 with the "Lights Off" Twitter-application. http://lightsoff-earthhour.com #earthhour Saturday, March 27, 2010 1:03:38 PMWWF Earth Hour (Lights Off) App
Where the hell did this lamp knob disappear to? Tuesday, March 23, 2010 1:28:55 AMTwitter Web Client
Ah 6AM... Time to *ahem* start... this paper. Good times. Monday, March 22, 2010 5:52:53 AMTwitter Web Client
I want to taste dirty, stinging pistol In my mouth, on my tongue I want you to scrape me from the walls And go crazy like you've made me Saturday, March 20, 2010 1:07:28 AMtwidroid
BTW, Noble Pils tastes so much better on tap than it does out of a bottle. And where did the Twitter location info go! The F, twitter?!?! Friday, March 19, 2010 12:58:32 AMTwitter Web Client

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