1774 results for AP — page 6 of 18, showing 501–600
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Whoever did the drywall in my house was an asshole. They used dollar store drywall tape. How does it get this shitty in only 15 years? https://t.co/IU3DvKnCL5 Thursday, December 19, 2019 9:46:43 PMTwitter for Android
I mean.. let the guy RIP in peace, but if you're an ex NHL player and ended up working physical labor at a paper plant at age 59, you've severely mismanaged your money

https://t.co/gLefBXN91Z 		Wednesday, December 18, 2019 11:46:36 AMTwitter Web App
@WyzeCam why do you need to obtain wifi information for me to download a time lapse? https://t.co/9t0Dn5E5mh Tuesday, December 10, 2019 10:46:56 PMTwitter for Android
This was in my local paper. Little kid puts my lunatic ass to shame. Everyone should be more like Lola. https://t.co/yEoW8DosBd Tuesday, December 10, 2019 10:17:52 PMTwitter for Android
Man... Twitter threads are confusing as hell. That and the Android app made it seem like my replies weren't going through and then I check again and all my dupes posted. Twitter cray Wednesday, December 04, 2019 12:09:17 AMTwitter Web App
@RockNationRadio @billieeilish @VanHalen That girl is wayyyyyy out there and I have mad respect for it. Completely captured Gen Z. Oh and literally had no clue she dropped a single last month until right now, but it's a banger.
In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet
Tuesday, December 03, 2019 11:33:00 PMTwitter for Android
The failing @nypost tabloid (see what I did there?) thinks they're cool calling De Niro washed up for speaking the truth about an egomaniacal maniac. LOLOLOL, what a joke paper. https://t.co/2Oj2WQo117 Tuesday, December 03, 2019 7:53:17 PMTwitter for Android
#BlackFriday isn't worth my time, aggravation, traffic, and lines. I do not need anything badly enough to deal with all that shit. People literally die in stampedes. It's like the NYC subways in there - no regard for human life. I don't need that crap
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, November 28, 2019 10:23:31 PMTwitter for Android
@ohiochristianal This is a load of crap. This is hatred. Did Jesus judge and hate?
In reply to @ohiochristianal's tweet
Wednesday, November 27, 2019 11:00:17 AMTwitter Web App
Doesn't @GooglePlayMusic have NYC based engineers? Does anyone test the fact that the app works like shit on the subway with poor connectivity?

Even offline mode doesn't load. https://t.co/DBvJrIvS3a 		Thursday, November 14, 2019 8:39:14 AMTwitter for Android
If they're going to park the goddamn train between stations, it should be legal for me to hit up this guy's weed vape. Monday, November 11, 2019 6:23:52 PMTwitter for Android
@VenmoSupport Question on the Android App... I got a new device and do not see each person's payment history. Is that stored locally? Why would this not be restored from your end Friday, November 01, 2019 12:25:37 PMTwitter Web App
Everyone's a moron in post apocalyptic TV shows. Saturday, October 19, 2019 12:35:49 AMTwitter for Android
IDK what's more appalling... Her sending me a picture of her animated character on an emoji dick; or celebrating the raping and murdering of indigenous Caribbean peoples
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, October 14, 2019 12:52:09 PMTwitter Web App
My mom just sent me a bitmoji of her lounging on an eggplant, wishing me a Happy Columbus Day. Monday, October 14, 2019 12:50:47 PMTwitter Web App
You guys are preinstalling YT Music on all Android 9 and 10 oses...I've used play music for years. No migration tool for playlists and library. YT Music doesn't even have gapless playback

Wtf
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, September 28, 2019 12:20:35 PMTwitter for Android
@RockNationRadio @toto99com @capitoltheatre @stevelukather @shemvonschroeck @dashlrow $9.50 to the piece of shit @MTA to drive over a goddamn bridge
In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet
Saturday, September 28, 2019 12:17:49 PMTwitter for Android
@GooglePlayMusic @GooglePlay @youtubemusic @madebygoogle
@Google

So what is the deal with the fragmented music apps? It's been over a year and we still have Play Music and YouTube Music. 		Saturday, September 28, 2019 12:16:59 PMTwitter for Android
Great job with the UI on the latest Versa firmware, @fitbit

When I design things, I tend to wrap the text directly over the button also! Must be what's hip these days https://t.co/HjbSp1asp1 		Friday, September 20, 2019 9:15:23 PMTwitter for Android
@madebygoogle is the assistant / nest hub down? It keeps telling me to log in through the home app, and when I try, it fails Thursday, September 19, 2019 6:01:25 PMTwitter for Android
@bubbacrewjam Yeah, bummer. Matt took over the forums. A year or so ago, we told him to implement letsencrypt for https, but idk what happened after that. What was your username back in the day?
In reply to @bubbacrewjam's tweet
Friday, September 13, 2019 4:57:09 PMTwitter for Android
IDK wtf @Android was thinking with this BS Android 10 gesture navigation. The swipe right/left from edge is cool EXCEPT when you need to do that inside apps and you go back by mistake. Yes, they have a sensitivity tuner, but this is absurd. It needs to just work Saturday, September 07, 2019 9:04:54 PMTwitter for Android
Fucking Apple. Thinks they're hot shit removing the fingerprint scanner. Then Google decided to copy this idiot idea. Then they're going to add it back? Fuckers.

https://t.co/PE4NVohy8Z 		Thursday, September 05, 2019 8:19:27 AMTwitter for Android
Ok, looks like they had an outage. Happened to others
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, August 31, 2019 9:36:14 AMTwitter for Android
Android Auto and Waze are the two biggest piece of shit apps going. Do better fuckssake Saturday, August 31, 2019 9:32:27 AMTwitter for Android
@waze Android app doesn't work AT ALL on a fully updated Pixel 2. Says no connection, and quits. Uninstalled, reinstalled rebooted - no luck. My network is fine https://t.co/VYss5ovInn Saturday, August 31, 2019 9:31:40 AMTwitter for Android
It's so much more relaxing being alone and finding my way around French Canada than being experienced and dealing with shithole LaGuardia.

Like a weight has been lifted. It's like I escaped Syria 		Friday, August 09, 2019 8:02:07 PMTwitter for Android
Abysmal home/away detection... Always says I'm home when I'm not...

Weird crap all the time.

Rick Osterloh needs to come in a kick everyone at nest labs in the ass and make this shit better
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, August 07, 2019 3:06:22 AMTwitter for Android
This Nest is a gimmicky piece of shit product. Doesn't even maintain the setpoint. Why did it ever let it get to 73 and not call for AC when the setpoint is 72? Their support STINKS. Entry level a crap. https://t.co/Oageccv4YA Wednesday, August 07, 2019 2:57:50 AMTwitter for Android
@EPA Andrew Wheeler is a fucking disgrace. Anyone who voted not to ban this shit should have it sprayed on their children and see what happens. Maybe it'll eliminate idiots from the gene pool.

https://t.co/jHVj72PA6M 		Sunday, July 21, 2019 2:47:06 PMTwitter for Android
Getting all my window trim replaced on my house because M/I Homes thought it was a good idea to use fuckin corregated cardboard so it could soak in water over 10 years and rot my plywood. Cheap assholes. Use PVC Tuesday, July 09, 2019 10:43:59 AMTwitter Web Client
Let's talk about how nom Pocky is. God bless the Japanese Sunday, June 16, 2019 9:22:39 PMTwitter for Android
@AEPOhio Thx, reported it through the app, so we're all good. Just ranting because it's been very unreliable lately. We just had a 4 hour outage last week
In reply to @AEPOhio's tweet
Thursday, June 13, 2019 1:37:01 PMTwitter for Android
@owletbabycare I've worked in tech for the past 10 years. Whose idea was it to create a second Android app that requires re-registering for a new account? You couldn't use the same authentication and upgrade the original app? This is bananas!

PS - The smart sock is awesome 		Monday, June 10, 2019 11:59:29 PMTwitter Web App
The dumb @EPA idiots are at it again. The fucking corn lobby... Ethanol has a lower energy content, so even if the gas is cheaper, you'd just burn it quicker... And it increases smog. Air pollution causes heart disease, cunts.

https://t.co/2eBZvK6QrO 		Saturday, June 01, 2019 2:24:54 AMTwitter for Android
@Android @roselaprairie When I buy the Pixel 4, I expect for this to not cause performance degredation
In reply to @Android's tweet
Tuesday, May 28, 2019 6:04:08 PMTwitter Web Client
@NYCTSubway @MetroNorth Not the subway. Most of the Metro North tracks on the east side of GCT (16-20). It doesn't appear dirtier than normal. It just has a generic smell of garbage. For the past few days.
In reply to @NYCTSubway's tweet
Wednesday, May 15, 2019 8:07:55 PMTwitter for Android
Must be a slow news day for this goddamn tabloid of a paper https://t.co/yd3pQfk6ti Tuesday, May 14, 2019 2:23:07 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus Christ, @MikeDeWine. You're going to force this this poor 11 year old rape victim to give birth to this rapist piece of shit's child? Deny her of a proper childhood and teen years because some shithead raped her against her will? Get the Fuck lost

https://t.co/uifIcrkjkc 		Monday, May 13, 2019 10:47:06 PMTwitter for Android
"the benefits that glyphosate confers to growers outweigh the geographically limited risks to non-target organisms."

Translation: It'll give tons of people cancer but we don't give a shit. We don't care about human lives and would rather yield healthier crops"
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, May 01, 2019 3:00:49 AMTwitter for Android
Wow, this fuckin guy really let himself go. Aged like shit in just 5 years. Guess this is what happens when you're a terrorist asshole living in a cave in some shithole https://t.co/FxqzCkxpWu Monday, April 29, 2019 5:56:08 PMTwitter Web Client
Also what I do at 2am on Sunday morning: Fixed the meta viewport issue so https://t.co/5oYiOpMTZe's graphic is not microscopic on mobile devices Sunday, April 28, 2019 2:10:21 AMTwitter Web Client
Maybe I'm being a cynical Yankee fan over here... I should be happy we're up 6-5 after bitching all night but all I can think of is "which bullpen asshole is going to blow the save?" Thursday, April 25, 2019 1:21:44 AMTwitter for Android
Jesus Christ, Chapman... This can never be easy, can it? You're giving me agita over here Tuesday, April 23, 2019 1:47:08 AMTwitter for Android
@Andrew_Hopper @SamsungMobile @SamsungHelpUK @Samsung @PaulOBrien @AndroidAuth @androidcentral @verge @UnboxTherapy @MKBHD This is so damn stupid. It's more ergonomic to have the reader on the back of the phone and to use your index finger. Very poor design to have the sensor show up in bright sunlight and screen protectors can obscure it.

@madebygoogle: don't you ever pull this crap with the Pixels
In reply to @Andrew_Hopper's tweet
Friday, March 22, 2019 1:52:44 PMTwitter Web App
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Protip: Don't feed dog dark leafy, stringy, greens... You will end up pulling it out of their butt because said leaf gets stuck 		Tuesday, March 19, 2019 2:41:59 PMTwitter for Android
@VZWSupport When is RCS coming to more phones? Why is this exclusive to the Pixel 3? Pixel 2 is just as capable to support RCS

Chat features in the Messages app | Verizon Wireless - https://t.co/bYn4VzHf90 		Thursday, February 28, 2019 1:00:04 PMTwitter Web Client
So let me get this straight... took a $5,500 portfolio devaluation due to a shitty 2018 stock market, but because I didn't sell any of it and made $1,000 in dividends and capital gains, I owe the ASSHOLE government $300 extra in income tax... Thursday, February 14, 2019 1:39:45 AMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Seven "Affordable" Apartments Available in Astoria: 1BR Start at $2,000/Month https://t.co/AZL1ndHb1S Sunday, February 03, 2019 10:06:39 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Hey @AjitPaiFCC: you're a goddamn asshole

Sorry, Ajit: Comcast lowered cable investment despite net neutrality repeal https://t.co/dap1ha1NYH 		Saturday, January 26, 2019 10:35:59 PMTwitter for Android
My company takes so goddamn long to approve my travel that the flights go up $200 by the time I'm able to book it

Fucking morons. Their inefficiency costs them 		Sunday, January 06, 2019 2:22:38 AMTwitter Web Client
@Dlink IFTTT and Google Home cannot control my smart plug right now. Only the official app can. Is something down? Monday, December 31, 2018 6:10:36 PMTwitter Web Client
EPA: "How dare they appoint this Nancy Pelosi liberal to give us shit for how we're hurting everyone by allowing more pollution!"

https://t.co/WR9xqfujQ6 		Monday, December 31, 2018 3:22:09 AMTwitter Web Client
Google AI is whack. What part of wishing each other Merry Christmas warrants a happy birthday reply? Frosty? https://t.co/80WH3u5jmV Tuesday, December 25, 2018 12:15:32 AMTwitter for Android
Hey @netflix how do I turn this crap off? https://t.co/F3Gf42uSKA Saturday, December 15, 2018 11:02:16 PMTwitter for Android
@Twitter Will you cut this out and restore my full account functionality? It's not automated. I'm trying to tell these dumb representatives to restore Net Neutrality. I've already solved a captcha https://t.co/Ndh1MAcVMX Wednesday, December 12, 2018 11:07:37 AMTwitter Web Client
@RMerlinDev Do you think this will be Asus' new flagship, like the 68u and 86u? I have an 87u and it is very apparent they don't care about updating it to 384. I want to get a model where they actively develop the firmware for it for years
In reply to @RMerlinDev's tweet
Sunday, November 25, 2018 3:37:24 PMTwitter for Android
A very disappointed āŒichigan fan just walked out of the spa and his voice sounded like they cancelled Christmas Saturday, November 24, 2018 3:16:48 PMTwitter for Android
Please explain to me why Excel 2019 has references to Internet Explorer 3 and Netscape Navigator. It's 2018. Are we just recycling the same code from the office 95 days? Are you SERIOUS @msexcel https://t.co/wYsObPgjwR Friday, November 16, 2018 7:18:13 AMTwitter Web Client
Keep it up and I quit. I'm going to move to the backwoods and give up all modern technology. Just disappear off the radar and become a lumberjack in Alaska like fuckin Dexter (what a garbage ending btw)
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, October 29, 2018 1:37:47 AMTwitter for Android
@nypost Jesus Christ with this clickbait headline you tabloid assed paper. Respect the man and put his name in the headline, y'all made it sound like Sterling kicked it!
In reply to @nypost's tweet
Tuesday, October 23, 2018 11:32:06 PMTwitter for Android
@Ask_Spectrum There's literally nothing you can do. After multiple escalations, 70+MBPS is seen as acceptable service. I had a tech out and everything with the signal and modem are fine. I just have to accept the fact that you're capping out at 85MBPS probably to conserve bandwidth
In reply to @Ask_Spectrum's tweet
Wednesday, October 17, 2018 10:13:02 AMTwitter Web Client
Apparently, anything 70-100 MBPS is considered normal. Meanwhile, they offer 300MBPS service, so what the actual fuck. This goes to show me @Ask_Spectrum is specifically limiting the speed to 85 MBPS to save bandwidth.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, October 17, 2018 9:59:45 AMTwitter Web Client
@jiaaro At least there are no data caps. Although I find it laughable that they advertise 100mbps and even after fixing my signal issues, changing splitters and rewiring things at the tap, the best they can do is 85-90MBPS.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, October 15, 2018 11:05:32 AMTwitter Web Client
How 'bout those poor @ElementTVs workers in SC losing their jobs because of Trump's tariffs? Guess they better apply for some of those clean coal jobs!

https://t.co/mwxER4H9QL 		Saturday, August 25, 2018 12:44:35 AMTwitter for Android
When I find the motherfucker who stole my gas tank cap, I'm going to be plugging their asshole shut with it Tuesday, August 21, 2018 10:47:17 PMTwitter for Android
Y'all. There are too many absurd things happing in the world right now for me to satirize on here. I can't vanish from the Twitterverse now. Cuncel my Twitter leave. Friday, August 17, 2018 1:34:02 AMTwitter for Android
@AzureSupport @Azure Appreciate the reply. This is my complaint/parody account. I'll open up a real ticket and be professional about it.
In reply to @AzureSupport's tweet
Tuesday, August 07, 2018 12:41:50 AMTwitter for Android
Why does the API return an exception when doing a get on the default APIM policy? Like what the fuck. But if I save an XML comment in the portal, then the GET returns properly. Fuckoutthea @Azure
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, August 07, 2018 12:17:12 AMTwitter Web Client
Microsoft's REST API to manage their Azure API Management service, is SO convoluted, even using Microsoft's powershell.

Fuckssake what a piece of shit. 		Tuesday, August 07, 2018 12:15:37 AMTwitter Web Client
Everyone knows what happened in 1929 tho amirite?

https://t.co/Klsm6fU2zt 		Thursday, July 19, 2018 11:28:05 AMTwitter for Android
How is it that Google gets sued for forcing its Google Apps stack on anyone with an Android when Apple does the SAME thing. They preinstall Safari, their mail app, their calendar app, photos, etc Wednesday, July 18, 2018 12:38:25 PMTwitter Web Client
I was looking at a tweet of dude ripping on Russian politics and then my Twitter app crashed. Tuesday, July 17, 2018 1:28:47 AMTwitter for Android
Jesus Christ. I take ONE Friday off and my team manages to break the entire build system and also deployed an old version of one of our apps because they didn't git pull before making changes. Monday, July 16, 2018 10:09:43 AMTwitter Web Client
Lol.. this dude played like 10 games total and spent the other 12 years on the DL https://t.co/tUItPiRwap Monday, June 25, 2018 9:27:26 PMTwitter for Android
Flat Earthers: How do you explain airplanes very far in the distance that leave vapor trails traveling straight up or down? Tuesday, June 19, 2018 1:37:53 PMTwitter Web Client
The NY Post is trying to take credit for this? Get real. Everyone knows the J/Z LES stations are dilapidated shitholes

https://t.co/hYMXywn6CF 		Saturday, May 26, 2018 1:06:53 AMTwitter for Android
Just wanted to point out... Eric Clapton's solo, acoustic-ish version of Layla is šŸ”„flames Thursday, May 17, 2018 6:04:44 PMTwitter for Android
The Slack Windows 10 app is a piece of shit Wednesday, May 16, 2018 12:48:54 PMTwitter Web Client
Why in the world is the My Verizon Android app 166 MB? To show a couple of dashboards and do basic account management? Gmail and Chrome apps are less than 10MB @VZWNow https://t.co/4zjb4d9k4z Tuesday, May 08, 2018 12:48:04 PMTwitter for Android
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Pellentesque interdum rutrum sodales. Nullam mattis fermentum libero, non volutpat.

Anything after that is > 140 chrs and I'm testing their tweet_mode=extended on user_timeline.json API 		Tuesday, April 10, 2018 4:58:14 PMTwitter Web Client
See, in my older age, idgaf as much about drinking, but they don't have Papaya Dog or dollar pizza in Ohio doe. So jussayin. #getnycfoodinmybelly Monday, April 02, 2018 10:29:59 PMTwitter for Android
You guys! I heard that @VP has a gay bunny and I could not be happier for him! Friday, March 23, 2018 10:11:19 PMTwitter for Android
See, this is why Giuliani had them killed instead. It prevented this entire mess from happening in the first place: https://t.co/WfkiLg0vG7 Friday, March 09, 2018 12:21:28 AMTwitter for Android
Yo @APrecourt you greedy sellout jagoff. #savethecrew
https://t.co/ricSPPUmHi 		Tuesday, February 27, 2018 10:00:50 PMTwitter for Android
Hey @kristinegWP... Why is your article on the kid getting bitten by a dog so biased? You made it sound like it was an unprovoked attack, but left out the fact that the owner warned the kid not to approach the dog Friday, February 23, 2018 3:39:42 AMTwitter Web Client
@AjitPaiFCC @MIC_JAPAN @kb2474 Hey shithead. Japan's internet is better than ours you shill ass bitch. You ruined it
In reply to @AjitPaiFCC's tweet
Friday, January 05, 2018 12:25:05 AMTwitter for Android
New blog post: If you take out a mortgage to buy Bitcoin, you're a certified moron and deserve to lose it all https://t.co/VWlpW4LsAP Tuesday, December 12, 2017 12:01:27 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: tst https://t.co/q88aPMkMsF Tuesday, November 21, 2017 3:50:57 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
At a Van Morrison show and that player is dapper af. Sparkly striped suit and green bowtie. F'in a! Thursday, September 14, 2017 9:21:11 PMTwitter for Android
Wifey's just a tad salty because the pup would rather snuggle on my lap instead of hers. Tuesday, September 05, 2017 10:22:25 PMTwitter for Android
OK, I figured out how to get the Cast screen back. Have to do three things after turning the TV on though. WITH THE APP (need new remote) Thursday, August 31, 2017 1:51:19 AMTwitter Web Client
@VIZIO Let alone, ruined perfectly good Google Cast integration with their own built in apps and ads BULLSHIT. He @VIZIO, eat a dick
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, August 31, 2017 1:22:26 AMTwitter Web Client
Happy Monday. I roll out of bed to do a maintenance and it puts me in an instantly foul mood. Monday, August 28, 2017 9:11:50 AMTwitter Web Client
Jesus Christ, Chapman. Send him to the sun Friday, August 25, 2017 10:47:31 PMTwitter for Android
Hey @SIRIUSXM: y'all players need to optimize your Windows Store app. By no means should an audio stream use 30% of my CPU and 350 MB of RAM https://t.co/zVGJLYv2uA Friday, August 25, 2017 1:38:23 PMTwitter Web Client
Work laptop at 100% CPU. After removing all the shit antivirus and IT management spyware they put on my computer, it is running just fine. Friday, August 25, 2017 10:57:22 AMTwitter Web Client
Hey @moto @lenovo your inept assed Moto X 2015 can't even run the fuckin @Uber app without freezing. Cunts https://t.co/xDTZVM67Ga Saturday, August 19, 2017 12:16:28 AMTwitter for Android
I just bumped into this old hag barback by accident in Portland Maine and I apologized and she still flipped me off. Saturday, August 19, 2017 12:02:29 AMTwitter for Android
Put Chapman on suicide watch Friday, August 18, 2017 11:23:34 PMTwitter for Android