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Hey, at least they fired the officers who murdered Breona Taylor today. Little slap on the wrist for democracy! https://t.co/sJuMSCBAvy Wednesday, January 06, 2021 4:14:34 PMTwitter Web App
@realDonaldTrump WHAT HAPPENED TO LAW AND ORDER, PIG DICK Wednesday, January 06, 2021 3:29:10 PMTwitter Web App
I can't believe shit like this can happen in a so-called civilized country in 2021 Wednesday, January 06, 2021 2:19:38 PMTwitter Web App
Dude we're living in real life Harry Potter. The Great War is about to start. You've got MAGAts literally pushing their way up the Capitol steps and no one gives a fuck. God Forbid it was the other side, Trump would have had them bombed Wednesday, January 06, 2021 2:18:34 PMTwitter Web App
Dude anything still using a SOAP API in the year of our lord 2020 needs to seriously reevaluate their lives. Such a horseshit, bloated payload. Friday, December 18, 2020 9:54:25 AMTwitter Web App
Our startup changed owners and was bought out a couple of times. We are in the process of being absorbed into parent company and forgotten

So if they decide I'm no longer needed, some information might just happen to slip out if my exit package isn't good enough for me
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, December 17, 2020 11:15:43 PMTwitter for Android
I've said it once and I've said it again. These idiots chose a proprietary charger over USB-C. Then they sell an incomplete product without a charger to help? F off

Apple is forced to include iPhone charger for not demonstrating 'environmental benefits' https://t.co/w8H6Atk9yr 		Sunday, December 06, 2020 2:05:06 PMTwitter for Android
They ended my energy efficiency program and I can't login to the official app, but they never sent a de-bind command to my energy bridge, so I can still get MQTT data from my smart meter.

Maybe they'll turn a blind eye to it and leave it. https://t.co/fSBhbiTKb9 		Tuesday, December 01, 2020 12:25:44 AMTwitter Web App
Let me correct myself... Obama didn't appoint him as FCC chair - Idiot Trump did. But Obama did appoint him to the FCC
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, November 30, 2020 11:46:30 PMTwitter Web App
@BarackObama really fucked up hard appointing this moron. Goes to show you that classy people actually give the other side a shot and attempt to be bipartisan. Imagine Trump actually giving a Democrat a chance in some office?
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, November 30, 2020 11:35:33 PMTwitter Web App
Raise prices, add data caps.... These were all not allowed for a few years but guess what? Those few years are over. Spectrum is going to do this next but they are legally not allowed to yet as a result of the Time Warner acquisition

FUCK @AjitPaiFCC and fuck the @FCC
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, November 25, 2020 10:13:04 PMTwitter for Android
Who is on charge of all this shit at Google? They're falling apart!
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, November 24, 2020 11:41:44 PMTwitter for Android
Like, what kind of braindead asshole is going to pay a fee to deposit funds into a non-FDIC insured GPay account, when you can just use your bank's Zelle, Venmo, PayPal or Cash app for free.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, November 24, 2020 11:41:22 PMTwitter for Android
This fucked up, decrepit turtle is a joke. Goddamn turkey flap ugly necked moron

https://t.co/Yrt8BxLAqr 		Tuesday, November 24, 2020 9:54:44 PMTwitter for Android
What in the actual fuck happened to this band? Alt rock changed so much, not for the better. Jesus Christ this is 80s electronic level shit. We don't need another fuckin generation like the 80s.

https://t.co/m7UIRG86EK 		Saturday, November 21, 2020 4:40:16 PMTwitter for Android
Look at this V shaped recovery after Covid. Obviously Trump himself should get personal credit for this https://t.co/lk9MHcsgAp Tuesday, November 17, 2020 10:30:38 PMTwitter for Android
What a fucking CLOWN. @realDonaldTrump lost because he's a lying, conniving, cocksucker living in a fantasy world. It's all collapsing for him and my schadenfreude is maxed out for this little bunker bitch https://t.co/VLRLjLuiNM Friday, November 13, 2020 10:34:59 PMTwitter for Android
Bunker boiii sore loser bitch is too embarrassed to appear in public. https://t.co/EW329yGfSs Thursday, November 12, 2020 1:51:41 PMTwitter for Android
I'm sorry, but if anyone willingly installs Android apps such as "Flash Update" outside the Play Store and manually bypasses warnings in the year of our Lord 2020, you deserve to get hacked and money stolen from a banking trojan https://t.co/ylCmdunRPW https://t.co/l1fkh4Fz4x Tuesday, November 10, 2020 11:13:02 PMTwitter for Android
@extraaveragemom Yes. I exclusively post the most absurd crap here
In reply to @extraaveragemom's tweet
Tuesday, November 10, 2020 4:07:56 PMTwitter Web App
Lol what a rapist https://t.co/Wu3LIQysL6 Saturday, November 07, 2020 9:20:36 PMTwitter for Android
Trump's gonna win and when I travel internationally, I'm going to have to apologize at how fucking stupid my country is. Tuesday, November 03, 2020 11:29:08 PMTwitter for Android
My job makes me so fucking miserable. I spent a 4 day weekend solo with my daughter last weekend, didn't check in once and was happy as a clam. Called out yesterday - happy.

Came back today and I want to punch everyone in the goddamn face. 		Thursday, October 29, 2020 9:58:35 AMTwitter Web App
No shit. They are MORONS for not using USB-C @Apple

https://t.co/weMlzGQ7mj 		Wednesday, October 28, 2020 5:01:26 PMTwitter for Android
Who buys a complete dish set at the goddamn grocery store. Im trying to get out of here and they're individually wrapping each plate Wednesday, October 28, 2020 3:00:50 PMTwitter for Android
Bunch of morons over at @Apple for not going with USB-C on the iPhone 12. Not only do they not include a charger, but they keep using old proprietary shit. Awful for the environment! Come in - MacBooks and ipads use USB-C. It's a standard... Fuckssake

https://t.co/l2hwy4MUi9 		Sunday, October 18, 2020 9:05:48 PMTwitter for Android
Man, I'm in the drive thru line for Donato's, which is apparently the place to be in suburban CBus... Good thing I brought a "road soda" - almost done with it though Friday, October 09, 2020 7:50:43 PMTwitter for Android
@CapitalOneTech Ummm. This came out of nowhere. I didn't tweet at you?
In reply to @CapitalOneTech's tweet
Thursday, October 01, 2020 9:23:55 AMTwitter for Android
@AEPOhio Approval from whom? Both it's your power AND the marketplace rebates at the same time get canned?
In reply to @AEPOhio's tweet
Friday, September 25, 2020 6:40:41 PMTwitter for Android
@AEPOhio So I noticed the It's Your Power app is ending on 10/1. This is also the same day all marketplace rebates end.

What is the idea of dismantling all these energy programs? 		Friday, September 25, 2020 4:51:01 PMTwitter for Android
Today, I splashed the tiniest amount of coffee onto my work laptop's touchpad. Turns out the SSD is right under that, and now it doesn't boot.

Fuck everything 		Monday, September 21, 2020 5:42:59 PMTwitter Web App
@SamsungSupport @SamsungTV @smartthings

I cannot control my Q6 TV from the SmartThings app because it needs to download an add-on and it fails on Android 11. Allegedly this has been an issue since the beta in June and is still broken. UNACCEPTABLE

https://t.co/rLgBKAeAJt 		Sunday, September 13, 2020 11:05:29 PMTwitter for Android
In sorry, this is a fucking idiot. If you have four masters and a doctorate degree, you are an IDIOT to fall for a scammer in money transfer apps https://t.co/SJ0Kqb7qIj Saturday, September 12, 2020 7:36:33 PMTwitter for Android
@EvanS_FCC IT SHOULD NOT COST $70/MONTH FOR 100/10 INTERNET AND WE HAVE NO CHOICE TO PICK A CHEAPER FASTER PROVIDER

GO EAT AJIT'S CORPORATE VERIZON ASSHOLE
In reply to @EvanS_FCC's tweet
Tuesday, August 25, 2020 9:05:58 PMTwitter for Android
I hear Belarus is having rigged election issues and protests. Thought that only happens in "shithole countries" (Trump quote)

Oh wait, the US is one of those too 		Wednesday, August 19, 2020 7:34:20 AMTwitter for Android
I need a Marauder's Map of my neighborhood so I can avoid all the Karens on my walks.

Literally two Karens who never shut the fuck up. 		Thursday, August 13, 2020 7:03:57 PMTwitter for Android
Must me nice to be an ignorant, science-denying white racist. You can go around in public with automatic weapons and everything is completely fine. But God forbid you're Black and peacefully holding a BLM sign, you get maced, attacked, and/or killed https://t.co/9uAlRHEVsw Monday, July 20, 2020 1:33:33 PMTwitter for Android
Love the new heatmap in @googlephotos but the map is ENRAGING to scroll through. Super glitchy Tuesday, June 30, 2020 10:13:04 AMTwitter for Android
You guys... There's something wrong with Chapmans' penis! https://t.co/PaommgdttN Sunday, June 28, 2020 8:49:41 PMTwitter for Android
@Android @madebygoogle I demand to know why Android Auto is a perpetually buggy piece of crap. Why can't you all get it stable? It's been unreliable for years. Apple CarPlay just works. I'd prefer to use Android, but it is borderline unusable.

https://t.co/hBl80qkLR7 		Friday, June 19, 2020 11:23:27 AMTwitter for Android
@MetroNorth @MTA Oh, nice. Thanks. This is what happens when I move away and am out of the loop
In reply to @MetroNorth's tweet
Monday, June 15, 2020 12:48:30 PMTwitter Web App
@MMA_Dork @JJFromTheBronx Yes! It was exactly like that. You love the house have the money to avoid PMI, seller accepts, everyone's happy, and then you have to walk like a week before closing because you need to pay the difference. How is that allowed.
In reply to @MMA_Dork's tweet
Monday, June 08, 2020 11:17:06 PMTwitter for Android
@MMA_Dork @JJFromTheBronx This happened to me. Was ready to pay slightly under list price, but the house appraised for lower and the lender would not approve the loan. Some 2008 rules or some shit. Worked out in the end because the seller had to lower the price to get closer to the appraisal value
In reply to @MMA_Dork's tweet
Monday, June 08, 2020 10:34:23 PMTwitter for Android
Oh look. I woke up and the Minneapolis PD killed another black man for no reason. Flat out pinned their knees to his neck, because ya know, that's necessary. What else is new. This is America. 😰 Tuesday, May 26, 2020 7:17:11 AMTwitter for Android
This is a fear mongering full of shit article @arstechnica. Yes, cases will spike after reopening, but the incubation period is longer than 4 days. Plus, the US testing capacity is ass.

https://t.co/eXIjBFveBs 		Wednesday, May 20, 2020 11:34:16 PMTwitter for Android
It is not easily apparent to me how to merge a PR in the @github Android app. Matter of fact, the app stinks - I feel like I should be able to easily figure it out, else the UX is bad. Maybe it's me though. I will use the web version. Sunday, May 17, 2020 11:54:07 PMTwitter for Android
I see they finally got their lives together. A migration tool from Play music, gapless playback, and the design is pretty nice. https://t.co/fC0FF7BF2f Sunday, May 17, 2020 12:41:14 AMTwitter Web App
PSA: If you're wishing a Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there... Make sure "mother's" has an apostrophe and "moms" does not.

Y'all are driving me crazy with your incorrect grammar 		Sunday, May 10, 2020 7:14:20 PMTwitter for Android
Add smashed bottom right corner of my phone to the list of 2020 shit. I didn't even drop it. I have no idea how the fuck it happened other than I was putting up shelving and it was in my pocket Monday, April 20, 2020 7:35:16 PMTwitter for Android
Moved into an @mihomes house built 15 years ago and they used dollar store drywall. All of the corner drywall tape is peeling/cracking and there are a million screw pops. Amatuer hour. Saturday, April 18, 2020 12:06:42 AMTwitter for Android
Hope everyone has a happy fucked up Easter Sunday, April 12, 2020 11:31:02 AMTwitter for Android
The US Government is being run like a fucking reality TV show. It's the real-life Apprentice... Idiot @realDonaldTrump doesn't like his inspector generals reports? No worries - just fire them and get people who tell him what he wants to hear instead Wednesday, April 08, 2020 1:19:37 PMTwitter Web App
I always disliked, but respected @Apple, but this is a dick move. Fuckers.

You know how many apps use that API? Now we're stuck with either google weather, https://t.co/LyZGSRzV2A or accuweather and those all suck.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, March 31, 2020 9:28:50 PMTwitter Web App
APPLE JUST BOUGHT DARKSKY and told Android users and API users to fuck themselves.

@madebygoogle: This is WAR. You need to step up the weather game on Android 11 		Tuesday, March 31, 2020 9:27:25 PMTwitter Web App
FUCKING @Apple BOUGHT AND RUINED DARKSKY. Can only use it on iOS.

And shutting down the API. Assholes. 		Tuesday, March 31, 2020 9:17:08 PMTwitter Web App
@RMerlinDev Is there any way to export the "Traffic Analyzer - Statistic" graphs as a PDF/image or a table of the data? Monday, March 30, 2020 12:46:28 PMTwitter Web App
@HPWizardsUnite How am I supposed to complete the event if I can't pick up energy on the map. It's beyond full because I've been at home doing the daily tasks, getting 10 per day
In reply to @HPWizardsUnite's tweet
Wednesday, March 25, 2020 10:10:33 AMTwitter Web App
Did a Zoom with the Friendsgiving crew yesterday and feel bad/it's hilarious that we sang happy bday to my old boss' bf but none of us knew his name.

🎵happy birthday, dear mehlsjd blehhh happy birthday to you🎵 		Saturday, March 21, 2020 4:41:54 PMTwitter for Android
My company is forcing us to download an app to send our location to them at all times because of the Corona virus and THEY CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES

This isn't an ebola outbreak. 		Tuesday, March 10, 2020 3:49:25 PMTwitter Web App
Google is showing me ads for coronavirus/surgical masks and man, they've got the wrong demographic...

They won't help idiots! 		Sunday, March 01, 2020 7:25:33 AMTwitter for Android
@VoteJenaPowell This bill is sexist. If you're going to introduce this nonsense, why wouldn't you ban trans females to:males from men's sports too?
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, February 26, 2020 12:12:08 AMTwitter for Android
@VoteJenaPowell Trans people don't decide to be trans for the hell of it or to do better in sports than real girls. Who would voluntarily choose that burden and judgment? They have deep psychological battles to endure. Why put them through more stress and heartache. Let it be.
In reply to @VoteJenaPowell's tweet
Wednesday, February 26, 2020 12:01:29 AMTwitter for Android
I'm actually mortified rn because the cleaning people started wiping down my papasan chair, which my dog drools all over... And it looks like jizz Wednesday, February 19, 2020 2:51:46 PMTwitter Web App
I just lost it on my gas company because their portal looks like it's from the 90s and they don't support auto pay or paperless billing

Literally forgot to pay a bill because WHO THE FUCK DOESN'T SUPPORT DIRECT DEBIT PAYMENTS IN 2020? https://t.co/Ssy1CODjZF 		Monday, February 17, 2020 9:36:21 PMTwitter Web App
Apparently, when you go to an invalid URL and it can't match a customer account, it throws a nice 404 page... But we don't wake the incall for a bunch of 404s

The fuck, right? Just wait
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, January 24, 2020 1:41:59 AMTwitter for Android
I just got paged because one of our web apps had a high error rate. Turns out, someone was scanning it (but very slowly) and since traffic was low, it was tossing out tons of 404s. Performance was not affected.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, January 24, 2020 1:40:21 AMTwitter for Android
@sadlercj @RMerlinDev I am SO mad I bought the 87U a few years ago... Whatever bullshit chipset they went with, Asus hardly ever updates it. It's always behind Merlin builds because they don't release GPL code for it.

Also drops iOS devices like crazy. No issue with laptops or Androids
In reply to @sadlercj's tweet
Tuesday, January 21, 2020 3:14:18 PMTwitter Web App
We're drinking our asses off, apparently... https://t.co/yqXCVwpxFU Wednesday, January 08, 2020 11:34:25 PMTwitter Web App
Phone battery is constantly at 15%. My electricity is out because @AEPOhio uses scotch tape to keep the lines up and my daughter ate my USB cable so it's wet and now my phone can't even charge

Thanks @madebygoogle for giving the Pixel 4 a completely useless piece of shit battery https://t.co/jY7SAdOgZy 		Monday, December 30, 2019 7:46:36 AMTwitter for Android
Whoever did the drywall in my house was an asshole. They used dollar store drywall tape. How does it get this shitty in only 15 years? https://t.co/IU3DvKnCL5 Thursday, December 19, 2019 9:46:43 PMTwitter for Android
I mean.. let the guy RIP in peace, but if you're an ex NHL player and ended up working physical labor at a paper plant at age 59, you've severely mismanaged your money

https://t.co/gLefBXN91Z 		Wednesday, December 18, 2019 11:46:36 AMTwitter Web App
@WyzeCam why do you need to obtain wifi information for me to download a time lapse? https://t.co/9t0Dn5E5mh Tuesday, December 10, 2019 10:46:56 PMTwitter for Android
This was in my local paper. Little kid puts my lunatic ass to shame. Everyone should be more like Lola. https://t.co/yEoW8DosBd Tuesday, December 10, 2019 10:17:52 PMTwitter for Android
Man... Twitter threads are confusing as hell. That and the Android app made it seem like my replies weren't going through and then I check again and all my dupes posted. Twitter cray Wednesday, December 04, 2019 12:09:17 AMTwitter Web App
@RockNationRadio @billieeilish @VanHalen That girl is wayyyyyy out there and I have mad respect for it. Completely captured Gen Z. Oh and literally had no clue she dropped a single last month until right now, but it's a banger.
In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet
Tuesday, December 03, 2019 11:33:00 PMTwitter for Android
The failing @nypost tabloid (see what I did there?) thinks they're cool calling De Niro washed up for speaking the truth about an egomaniacal maniac. LOLOLOL, what a joke paper. https://t.co/2Oj2WQo117 Tuesday, December 03, 2019 7:53:17 PMTwitter for Android
#BlackFriday isn't worth my time, aggravation, traffic, and lines. I do not need anything badly enough to deal with all that shit. People literally die in stampedes. It's like the NYC subways in there - no regard for human life. I don't need that crap
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, November 28, 2019 10:23:31 PMTwitter for Android
@ohiochristianal This is a load of crap. This is hatred. Did Jesus judge and hate?
In reply to @ohiochristianal's tweet
Wednesday, November 27, 2019 11:00:17 AMTwitter Web App
Doesn't @GooglePlayMusic have NYC based engineers? Does anyone test the fact that the app works like shit on the subway with poor connectivity?

Even offline mode doesn't load. https://t.co/DBvJrIvS3a 		Thursday, November 14, 2019 8:39:14 AMTwitter for Android
If they're going to park the goddamn train between stations, it should be legal for me to hit up this guy's weed vape. Monday, November 11, 2019 6:23:52 PMTwitter for Android
@VenmoSupport Question on the Android App... I got a new device and do not see each person's payment history. Is that stored locally? Why would this not be restored from your end Friday, November 01, 2019 12:25:37 PMTwitter Web App
Everyone's a moron in post apocalyptic TV shows. Saturday, October 19, 2019 12:35:49 AMTwitter for Android
IDK what's more appalling... Her sending me a picture of her animated character on an emoji dick; or celebrating the raping and murdering of indigenous Caribbean peoples
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, October 14, 2019 12:52:09 PMTwitter Web App
My mom just sent me a bitmoji of her lounging on an eggplant, wishing me a Happy Columbus Day. Monday, October 14, 2019 12:50:47 PMTwitter Web App
You guys are preinstalling YT Music on all Android 9 and 10 oses...I've used play music for years. No migration tool for playlists and library. YT Music doesn't even have gapless playback

Wtf
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, September 28, 2019 12:20:35 PMTwitter for Android
@RockNationRadio @toto99com @capitoltheatre @stevelukather @shemvonschroeck @dashlrow $9.50 to the piece of shit @MTA to drive over a goddamn bridge
In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet
Saturday, September 28, 2019 12:17:49 PMTwitter for Android
@GooglePlayMusic @GooglePlay @youtubemusic @madebygoogle
@Google

So what is the deal with the fragmented music apps? It's been over a year and we still have Play Music and YouTube Music. 		Saturday, September 28, 2019 12:16:59 PMTwitter for Android
Great job with the UI on the latest Versa firmware, @fitbit

When I design things, I tend to wrap the text directly over the button also! Must be what's hip these days https://t.co/HjbSp1asp1 		Friday, September 20, 2019 9:15:23 PMTwitter for Android
@madebygoogle is the assistant / nest hub down? It keeps telling me to log in through the home app, and when I try, it fails Thursday, September 19, 2019 6:01:25 PMTwitter for Android
@bubbacrewjam Yeah, bummer. Matt took over the forums. A year or so ago, we told him to implement letsencrypt for https, but idk what happened after that. What was your username back in the day?
In reply to @bubbacrewjam's tweet
Friday, September 13, 2019 4:57:09 PMTwitter for Android
IDK wtf @Android was thinking with this BS Android 10 gesture navigation. The swipe right/left from edge is cool EXCEPT when you need to do that inside apps and you go back by mistake. Yes, they have a sensitivity tuner, but this is absurd. It needs to just work Saturday, September 07, 2019 9:04:54 PMTwitter for Android
Fucking Apple. Thinks they're hot shit removing the fingerprint scanner. Then Google decided to copy this idiot idea. Then they're going to add it back? Fuckers.

https://t.co/PE4NVohy8Z 		Thursday, September 05, 2019 8:19:27 AMTwitter for Android
Ok, looks like they had an outage. Happened to others
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, August 31, 2019 9:36:14 AMTwitter for Android
Android Auto and Waze are the two biggest piece of shit apps going. Do better fuckssake Saturday, August 31, 2019 9:32:27 AMTwitter for Android
@waze Android app doesn't work AT ALL on a fully updated Pixel 2. Says no connection, and quits. Uninstalled, reinstalled rebooted - no luck. My network is fine https://t.co/VYss5ovInn Saturday, August 31, 2019 9:31:40 AMTwitter for Android
It's so much more relaxing being alone and finding my way around French Canada than being experienced and dealing with shithole LaGuardia.

Like a weight has been lifted. It's like I escaped Syria 		Friday, August 09, 2019 8:02:07 PMTwitter for Android
Abysmal home/away detection... Always says I'm home when I'm not...

Weird crap all the time.

Rick Osterloh needs to come in a kick everyone at nest labs in the ass and make this shit better
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, August 07, 2019 3:06:22 AMTwitter for Android
This Nest is a gimmicky piece of shit product. Doesn't even maintain the setpoint. Why did it ever let it get to 73 and not call for AC when the setpoint is 72? Their support STINKS. Entry level a crap. https://t.co/Oageccv4YA Wednesday, August 07, 2019 2:57:50 AMTwitter for Android
@EPA Andrew Wheeler is a fucking disgrace. Anyone who voted not to ban this shit should have it sprayed on their children and see what happens. Maybe it'll eliminate idiots from the gene pool.

https://t.co/jHVj72PA6M 		Sunday, July 21, 2019 2:47:06 PMTwitter for Android
Getting all my window trim replaced on my house because M/I Homes thought it was a good idea to use fuckin corregated cardboard so it could soak in water over 10 years and rot my plywood. Cheap assholes. Use PVC Tuesday, July 09, 2019 10:43:59 AMTwitter Web Client