1807 results for AP — page 8 of 19, showing 701–800
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These clouds are fucking up my view of Venus and Jupiter overlapping https://t.co/C3zecoKHTN Saturday, August 27, 2016 7:53:04 PMTwitter for Android
It's convoluted how Azure VMs are backed up or snapshotted. Holy Christ. Monday, August 22, 2016 2:00:27 AMTwitter Web Client
I apologize in advance for my tweets later tonight #sorrynotsorry Friday, August 19, 2016 3:20:52 PMTwitter Web Client
My desk has empty solo cups on it and is sticky. Wanted to grab a coffee. There's no milk in the fridge but there's Colt 45. Happy Monday Monday, August 15, 2016 9:51:31 AMTwitter Web Client
I want to watch the meteor shower but it's cloudy and thunderstorming. This always happens. Friday, August 12, 2016 12:16:34 AMTwitter Web Client
Still have no internet since Thursday. Thanks Time Warner. Promised me a call two days in a row from a supervisor. Never happened. Sunday, July 31, 2016 11:10:27 PMTwitter for Android
I am going absolutely apeshit on this poor phone tech Friday, July 29, 2016 6:55:34 PMTwitter for Android
@TWC_NYNJ 2 hours and you can't even get a modem activated. Swapped out my modem because it stopped working after your outage yesterday. F- Friday, July 29, 2016 12:51:22 PMTwitter for Android
At the Guns N Roses concert. Just played Civil War. Which is what'll happen to America if Trump wins Saturday, July 23, 2016 11:17:51 PMTwitter for Android
Wait a sec. I never actually authorized Niantic to my Google account and I don't see it listed as having access under connected apps DAFUQ Monday, July 11, 2016 6:56:32 PMTwitter for Android
"Forced to buy more storage they'll never use?" Idiotic. You can fill up 16GB in 2 seconds. I agree with Apple https://t.co/MwVgFL4Kph Sunday, July 10, 2016 2:52:53 PMTwitter Web Client
See here's the thing. 100% of airport workers in the Bahamas are the happiest people alive. 100% of airport workers in JFK or LGA are cunts Saturday, July 02, 2016 3:01:44 PMTwitter for Android
Some player has to invent a better WiFi standard where you can hop between APs like cell towers. Because it's horrid https://t.co/lkzxmeseh9 Thursday, June 30, 2016 9:45:54 PMTwitter for Android
Snapchat has a horse shit UI. Kids of tomorrow are gonna create apps like this? We're fucked. Tuesday, June 21, 2016 10:00:32 PMTwitter for Android
Happy summer solstice full moon day! Monday, June 20, 2016 8:44:16 PMTwitter for Android
Really happy Cleveland's got more than this going for them now: https://t.co/slSg2u3hmO Monday, June 20, 2016 1:04:20 AMTwitter for Android
Pluto's tight, son https://t.co/8obW8qnFAP Friday, May 27, 2016 2:44:06 PMTwitter Web Client
Happy Friyay Friday, May 27, 2016 8:44:27 AMTwitter for Android
RT @PeruvianPrncs: Help! What's a filter on Snapchat? How do I engage our clients on it? #oldmillenial #pdxdms Thursday, May 26, 2016 12:32:20 AMTwitter for Android
Is there any way to see what I just Snapchated? Because I'm pretty sure I won't remember this in the am or 5 mins from now... #oldmillenial Wednesday, May 25, 2016 10:36:37 PMTwitter for Android
I don't understand how the Snapchat works. #oldmillenial Wednesday, May 25, 2016 10:25:58 PMTwitter for Android
I just tried to photo bomb a Snapchat and got crossed out before being sent. Little #butthurt Wednesday, May 25, 2016 10:23:26 PMTwitter for Android
Yo @twitter. Fix the bug in your Android app where scrolling through multiple pics in one tweet lags the shit out of my phone Wednesday, May 25, 2016 9:26:34 PMTwitter for Android
Happy Monday, cunts #thefuckingsubway Monday, May 09, 2016 9:24:10 AMTwitter for Android
Oh for fuck's sake. Just found out that one of our apps has a different version of redis on the master than the slave. Friday, May 06, 2016 11:49:20 AMTwitter Web Client
Damn auto inserting tracking hashtags from my app I forgot to delete.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, April 28, 2016 2:33:33 AMTwitter for Android
Because I'm a nostalgic degenerate, just ordered a Bud Light bottle at the bar because it reminded me of the Grape Thursday, April 28, 2016 2:06:28 AMTwitter for Android
The NYC subway is so bad, my hashtag #thefuckingsubway crashes my Twitter app on Android. Tuesday, April 26, 2016 9:09:05 AMTwitter for Android
What kind of stupid fuckin system doesn't show you a summary of your appointment time on the thank you screen after you schedule something? Tuesday, April 26, 2016 1:08:08 AMTwitter Web Client
Happy Monday! #YOLO https://t.co/jf6AdbCOKn Monday, April 25, 2016 9:12:12 AMTwitter for Android
THUNDER ROADDDDDD (@ Irish American - @theiapub in New York, NY) https://t.co/oW79fxy1SN https://t.co/Kj2e7BqjVt Thursday, April 07, 2016 8:41:41 PMFoursquare
Happy Opening Day (Take 2)! Tuesday, April 05, 2016 1:02:55 PMTwitter Web Client
I appreciate how Ahmed had to check my baggage claim ticket before letting me leave LaGuardia with my bags #highsecurity #OnlyInNewYork Monday, March 28, 2016 10:18:36 PMTwitter for Android
I appreciate how Ahmed had to check my baggage claim ticket before letting me leave LaGuardia with my bags #highsecurity #OnlyOnNewYork Monday, March 28, 2016 10:12:59 PMTwitter for Android
@RockNationRadio but what ever happened with Guns N Roses and bringing Slash back?
In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet
Monday, March 28, 2016 12:33:35 PMTwitter for Android
Probably need to rebuild my VPS because fuckin apt-get is a piece of shit and fucked up all my mysql dependencies #forfuckssake Monday, March 28, 2016 12:25:20 AMTwitter Web Client
Happy Easter šŸ‡šŸ£ https://t.co/UyhpEXNkKo Sunday, March 27, 2016 10:34:04 AMTwitter for Android
Rather that using a REST client on Android to check in privately w/ Swarm's API, I just made a dashboard for myself in php. #winning Saturday, March 26, 2016 3:31:13 PMTwitter for Android
@swarmapp was fixed in an update. Thanks
In reply to @swarmapp's tweet
Saturday, March 26, 2016 11:04:05 AMTwitter for Android
@swarmapp New profile page crashes on my Moto X Pure (Android 6.0), even after clearing all app data.
In reply to @swarmapp's tweet
Thursday, March 24, 2016 4:39:11 PMTwitter for Android
Fuckin Google sheets. I shouldn't be able to completely crash and hang your web app locally with a specially crafted use of functions... Monday, February 29, 2016 11:29:31 PMTwitter Web Client
Happy Leap Day. More importantly, Happy Birthday Ja Rule. Monday, February 29, 2016 8:42:03 AMTwitter for Android
What's a better Karaoke/Rap name for Freddy? Friday, February 26, 2016 11:32:06 PMTwitter for Android
Will SmithĀ don't gottaĀ cussĀ in his raps to sellĀ records; Well IĀ do, soĀ fuck himĀ andĀ fuck you too! Friday, February 26, 2016 12:43:20 AMTwitter for Android
SECURITY GUY. TERMINATED
https://t.co/0exgAApyCI 		Friday, February 19, 2016 5:42:17 PMTwitter Web Client
What kind of dumb bitch works from home on his last day? I need your RSA token and laptop back idiot. And it's the security guy. Real secure Friday, February 19, 2016 10:33:18 AMTwitter Web Client
Testing this shit from a python script using the Twitter API Monday, February 01, 2016 1:09:10 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Society is bullshit and almost everything is a disappointment. Good night. Saturday, January 30, 2016 1:39:47 AMTwitter for Android
Any dev writing software who stores settings in the registry, %appdata% or ProgramData under their first/last name is an asshole. Thursday, January 28, 2016 1:38:03 PMTwitter Web Client
You've got @LonnieQuinnTV yappin about icebergs floating down the street down the shore. Iceberg! Dead ahead! Saturday, January 23, 2016 3:43:48 PMTwitter for Android
Yo @Microsoft, <3 you guys but @Skype 7.18.0.109 is a crashy, unstable piece of crap on Windows 10. k thx bye Thursday, January 21, 2016 12:27:25 PMTwitter Web Client
I've got 1TB worth of 94 million API logs for 29 days and they can all go fuck themselves Tuesday, January 12, 2016 10:37:27 PMTwitter Web Client
Microsoft Edge is pretty tight. Like, > Chrome. Attn Apple Fanboys: I'm about to be a @Windows fanboy. How you like it now? #Windows10 Friday, January 08, 2016 1:44:43 AMTwitter Web Client
I don't think you actually understand my new appreciation for trees. Fantastic Windows 10 lock screen spotlight pic. https://t.co/Tc6k8GV7eR Friday, January 08, 2016 1:26:44 AMTwitter Web Client
The fuck happened last night? Friday, January 01, 2016 11:34:17 AMTwitter for Android
My man crush Paul O'Neill dapper AF this new year's https://t.co/i8YGkE2arp Thursday, December 31, 2015 8:52:58 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Miserable UX on https://t.co/YQCLXv1yb4 and It's Android App https://t.co/ASs5u50Tig Sunday, December 27, 2015 11:46:10 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Happy birffday to me! https://t.co/iRfNHf2aK5 Friday, December 25, 2015 1:33:52 PMTwitter Web Client
Facebook app does A/B tests. Found in debugger: com.facebook.messaging.abtest.GeneratedLauncherBadgeDataSourceExperiment@6760e13 occurred Wednesday, December 23, 2015 6:53:46 PMTwitter Web Client
My eyes are itching from the fucking cat in this apartment and I still don't have my hot dog. Sunday, December 13, 2015 8:22:10 PMTwitter for Android
We're unwrapping Vinny's present now Thursday, December 10, 2015 8:06:37 PMTwitter for Android
Mastered the art of falling asleep standing up on the subway where my leg starts collapsing and I spazz wake up and scare people. Wednesday, December 09, 2015 5:56:38 PMTwitter for Android
Besides the new San Fran Apple TV flyby, Apple TV screensaver is lame as fuck and repeats the save 7 pics over and over. #chromecastftw Sunday, December 06, 2015 8:16:48 PMTwitter for Android
Just found out from @MalJNew Scott Wieland kicked it. My first reaction "Jesus fucking Christ I knew that'd happen at some point" Friday, December 04, 2015 1:32:31 AMTwitter for Android
Someone needs to tape this asshole's mouth shut until she starves to death https://t.co/WsjvnNmu60 Saturday, November 28, 2015 1:30:33 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck Apple for their "lives photo" marketing scheme. It's a goddamn glorified video. Friday, November 20, 2015 12:33:08 AMTwitter for Android
Enraged at something that happened at work. "Speak softly and carry a big stick..." I will do that. Later, I'll shove it up their fuckin ass Wednesday, October 28, 2015 2:35:01 PMTwitter Web Client
I changed my email, then changed it back. Now it's texting me fuckin verification codes instead of using the app #failwhale Saturday, October 24, 2015 9:50:42 PMTwitter Web Client
@ky9 So positive, I like it! Wouldn't happen to be Twitter inspired eh? We go alllll the way back on Twitter. #OG
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Wednesday, October 21, 2015 11:31:21 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus fucking Christ ISIS, I can assure you Allah doesn't want you going around raping people and having sex slaves http://t.co/WM3Bq6IuCv Monday, October 12, 2015 1:03:27 AMTwitter for Android
This gravity rap/techno song on Bill Nye the Science Guy is so 90s and awesome and made of win. Friday, October 02, 2015 8:31:11 PMTwitter for Android
Fully blame the karaoke guy's Mets wallpaper for crashing the karaoke app Saturday, September 19, 2015 12:15:29 AMTwitter for Android
Subway is legit parked right now. #mtaproblems Wednesday, September 16, 2015 8:55:25 AMTwitter for Android
OMG. Everything was configured just fine, but it's because they merged fuckin code in from 3 versions ago and the app broke. #shitsgottastop Thursday, September 03, 2015 5:27:58 AMTwitter Web Client
Why the fuck does Windows 10 keep automatically installing the "Get Office" app. I uninstalled it twice and I already have office. GTFO Tuesday, August 04, 2015 10:13:44 PMTwitter Web Client
Is it me, or is Google and Google Maps down/really slow right now? Had to use Bing and it worked like a charm Sunday, August 02, 2015 12:38:26 PMTwitter Web Client
I legit lugged three laptops home from the bar #felloffthetruck #justkidding Tuesday, July 28, 2015 12:24:26 AMTwitter for Android
Better not disappoint. https://t.co/2A4QIMSkFE Monday, July 27, 2015 1:35:32 PMTwitter Web Client
Can't even filter by "submitted by" for user stories in our agile tracking software. Piece of crap Friday, July 24, 2015 1:42:22 PMTwitter Web Client
"I take one lens out so I can wink at bitches" http://t.co/cfya7o5Ap3 Tuesday, July 21, 2015 8:32:07 PMTwitter for Android
Confirmed: The Minion in the McDonalds happy meal does indeed say "what the fuck." Saturday, July 18, 2015 9:48:21 PMTwitter for Android
Why did the @googlecalendar Android app use 18% of my battery today and I didn't even open it once. Come on http://t.co/MLvjTUd0hL Wednesday, July 15, 2015 3:00:59 PMTwitter for Android
I picked tonight as my drinking night because I have an extra leap second to sober up, cunts. Tuesday, June 30, 2015 10:48:04 PMTwitter for Android
A+ mix from the All-Star Rapalong category on @GooglePlayMusic. Happy Tuesday! http://t.co/22uP5hosd5 Tuesday, June 30, 2015 8:31:26 AMTwitter for Android
I think I legit blacked out at the ATM. Don't remember taking my money from the slot, but apparently, I have it. Tuesday, June 16, 2015 3:55:19 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm at Cape May Washington Commons in West Cape May, NJ w/ @maljnew https://t.co/LuhX7Yy5Fw Saturday, June 13, 2015 7:45:07 PMFoursquare
@mustang_sarah @google @googlecalendar doesn't happen on Android
In reply to @mustang_sarah's tweet
Thursday, June 11, 2015 4:07:57 PMTwitter for Android
I'll bet you this suit gets so hard when he clicks approve on change requests. MAD POWER BRO Tuesday, June 09, 2015 4:25:36 PMTwitter Web Client
This fucking guy... They should tape his mouth shut and let him starve to death http://t.co/RI63pUuuHo Tuesday, June 02, 2015 4:32:49 PMTwitter Web Client
Thought 2 on Google Photos: It's everything I disliked about Apple syncing photos to iCloud ;). Convenient but annoying Friday, May 29, 2015 1:50:21 PMTwitter Web Client
"Hi. You have one day to create a new build script and deploy a new app. It doesn't compile yet tho. BTW, let's sit in meetings for hours" Thursday, May 28, 2015 3:38:56 PMTwitter Web Client
I legit have no idea how to add people on Snapchat. Feel like a gramps Sunday, May 24, 2015 12:55:33 PMTwitter for Android
Happy bday @ky9!!!

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PS - Cya at reunion 		Saturday, May 23, 2015 8:09:04 PMTwitter for Android
This happened to me today. With alcohol. https://t.co/V3933wysxk Saturday, May 23, 2015 4:48:23 PMTwitter for Android
@TWC_Help want to tell me why your internet is down yet again? Chat said loose wires outside. why does this happens every week Sunday, May 17, 2015 12:02:12 PMTwitter for Android
Oh the Preakness... I may or may not have convinced a Jesuit to move a final exam for me back in '10 to make an appearance. Saturday, May 16, 2015 3:43:55 PMTwitter for Android
@Waspito android apps, google play TV shows/ movies/ books that work on android and can be chromecasted
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Friday, May 15, 2015 12:13:32 PMTwitter for Android
Happy Friday!
(PS our primary domain controller won't boot) 		Friday, May 08, 2015 12:22:42 PMTwitter Web Client
DAT Snapchat doe Wednesday, May 06, 2015 10:27:34 PMTwitter for Android
GOOD. IT'S A PIECE OF SHIT... Google Apparently Exploring A Design Revision For Hangouts Chrome App: http://t.co/z9SsID1108 Tuesday, May 05, 2015 11:54:42 AMTwitter Web Client