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I appreciate how Ahmed had to check my baggage claim ticket before letting me leave LaGuardia with my bags #highsecurity #OnlyOnNewYork Monday, March 28, 2016 10:12:59 PMTwitter for Android
@RockNationRadio but what ever happened with Guns N Roses and bringing Slash back?
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Monday, March 28, 2016 12:33:35 PMTwitter for Android
Probably need to rebuild my VPS because fuckin apt-get is a piece of shit and fucked up all my mysql dependencies #forfuckssake Monday, March 28, 2016 12:25:20 AMTwitter Web Client
Happy Easter šŸ‡šŸ£ https://t.co/UyhpEXNkKo Sunday, March 27, 2016 10:34:04 AMTwitter for Android
Rather that using a REST client on Android to check in privately w/ Swarm's API, I just made a dashboard for myself in php. #winning Saturday, March 26, 2016 3:31:13 PMTwitter for Android
@swarmapp was fixed in an update. Thanks
In reply to @swarmapp's tweet
Saturday, March 26, 2016 11:04:05 AMTwitter for Android
@swarmapp New profile page crashes on my Moto X Pure (Android 6.0), even after clearing all app data.
In reply to @swarmapp's tweet
Thursday, March 24, 2016 4:39:11 PMTwitter for Android
Fuckin Google sheets. I shouldn't be able to completely crash and hang your web app locally with a specially crafted use of functions... Monday, February 29, 2016 11:29:31 PMTwitter Web Client
Happy Leap Day. More importantly, Happy Birthday Ja Rule. Monday, February 29, 2016 8:42:03 AMTwitter for Android
What's a better Karaoke/Rap name for Freddy? Friday, February 26, 2016 11:32:06 PMTwitter for Android
Will SmithĀ don't gottaĀ cussĀ in his raps to sellĀ records; Well IĀ do, soĀ fuck himĀ andĀ fuck you too! Friday, February 26, 2016 12:43:20 AMTwitter for Android
SECURITY GUY. TERMINATED
https://t.co/0exgAApyCI 		Friday, February 19, 2016 5:42:17 PMTwitter Web Client
What kind of dumb bitch works from home on his last day? I need your RSA token and laptop back idiot. And it's the security guy. Real secure Friday, February 19, 2016 10:33:18 AMTwitter Web Client
Testing this shit from a python script using the Twitter API Monday, February 01, 2016 1:09:10 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Society is bullshit and almost everything is a disappointment. Good night. Saturday, January 30, 2016 1:39:47 AMTwitter for Android
Any dev writing software who stores settings in the registry, %appdata% or ProgramData under their first/last name is an asshole. Thursday, January 28, 2016 1:38:03 PMTwitter Web Client
You've got @LonnieQuinnTV yappin about icebergs floating down the street down the shore. Iceberg! Dead ahead! Saturday, January 23, 2016 3:43:48 PMTwitter for Android
Yo @Microsoft, <3 you guys but @Skype 7.18.0.109 is a crashy, unstable piece of crap on Windows 10. k thx bye Thursday, January 21, 2016 12:27:25 PMTwitter Web Client
I've got 1TB worth of 94 million API logs for 29 days and they can all go fuck themselves Tuesday, January 12, 2016 10:37:27 PMTwitter Web Client
Microsoft Edge is pretty tight. Like, > Chrome. Attn Apple Fanboys: I'm about to be a @Windows fanboy. How you like it now? #Windows10 Friday, January 08, 2016 1:44:43 AMTwitter Web Client
I don't think you actually understand my new appreciation for trees. Fantastic Windows 10 lock screen spotlight pic. https://t.co/Tc6k8GV7eR Friday, January 08, 2016 1:26:44 AMTwitter Web Client
The fuck happened last night? Friday, January 01, 2016 11:34:17 AMTwitter for Android
My man crush Paul O'Neill dapper AF this new year's https://t.co/i8YGkE2arp Thursday, December 31, 2015 8:52:58 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Miserable UX on https://t.co/YQCLXv1yb4 and It's Android App https://t.co/ASs5u50Tig Sunday, December 27, 2015 11:46:10 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Happy birffday to me! https://t.co/iRfNHf2aK5 Friday, December 25, 2015 1:33:52 PMTwitter Web Client
Facebook app does A/B tests. Found in debugger: com.facebook.messaging.abtest.GeneratedLauncherBadgeDataSourceExperiment@6760e13 occurred Wednesday, December 23, 2015 6:53:46 PMTwitter Web Client
My eyes are itching from the fucking cat in this apartment and I still don't have my hot dog. Sunday, December 13, 2015 8:22:10 PMTwitter for Android
We're unwrapping Vinny's present now Thursday, December 10, 2015 8:06:37 PMTwitter for Android
Mastered the art of falling asleep standing up on the subway where my leg starts collapsing and I spazz wake up and scare people. Wednesday, December 09, 2015 5:56:38 PMTwitter for Android
Besides the new San Fran Apple TV flyby, Apple TV screensaver is lame as fuck and repeats the save 7 pics over and over. #chromecastftw Sunday, December 06, 2015 8:16:48 PMTwitter for Android
Just found out from @MalJNew Scott Wieland kicked it. My first reaction "Jesus fucking Christ I knew that'd happen at some point" Friday, December 04, 2015 1:32:31 AMTwitter for Android
Someone needs to tape this asshole's mouth shut until she starves to death https://t.co/WsjvnNmu60 Saturday, November 28, 2015 1:30:33 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck Apple for their "lives photo" marketing scheme. It's a goddamn glorified video. Friday, November 20, 2015 12:33:08 AMTwitter for Android
Enraged at something that happened at work. "Speak softly and carry a big stick..." I will do that. Later, I'll shove it up their fuckin ass Wednesday, October 28, 2015 2:35:01 PMTwitter Web Client
I changed my email, then changed it back. Now it's texting me fuckin verification codes instead of using the app #failwhale Saturday, October 24, 2015 9:50:42 PMTwitter Web Client
@ky9 So positive, I like it! Wouldn't happen to be Twitter inspired eh? We go alllll the way back on Twitter. #OG
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Wednesday, October 21, 2015 11:31:21 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus fucking Christ ISIS, I can assure you Allah doesn't want you going around raping people and having sex slaves http://t.co/WM3Bq6IuCv Monday, October 12, 2015 1:03:27 AMTwitter for Android
This gravity rap/techno song on Bill Nye the Science Guy is so 90s and awesome and made of win. Friday, October 02, 2015 8:31:11 PMTwitter for Android
Fully blame the karaoke guy's Mets wallpaper for crashing the karaoke app Saturday, September 19, 2015 12:15:29 AMTwitter for Android
Subway is legit parked right now. #mtaproblems Wednesday, September 16, 2015 8:55:25 AMTwitter for Android
OMG. Everything was configured just fine, but it's because they merged fuckin code in from 3 versions ago and the app broke. #shitsgottastop Thursday, September 03, 2015 5:27:58 AMTwitter Web Client
Why the fuck does Windows 10 keep automatically installing the "Get Office" app. I uninstalled it twice and I already have office. GTFO Tuesday, August 04, 2015 10:13:44 PMTwitter Web Client
Is it me, or is Google and Google Maps down/really slow right now? Had to use Bing and it worked like a charm Sunday, August 02, 2015 12:38:26 PMTwitter Web Client
I legit lugged three laptops home from the bar #felloffthetruck #justkidding Tuesday, July 28, 2015 12:24:26 AMTwitter for Android
Better not disappoint. https://t.co/2A4QIMSkFE Monday, July 27, 2015 1:35:32 PMTwitter Web Client
Can't even filter by "submitted by" for user stories in our agile tracking software. Piece of crap Friday, July 24, 2015 1:42:22 PMTwitter Web Client
"I take one lens out so I can wink at bitches" http://t.co/cfya7o5Ap3 Tuesday, July 21, 2015 8:32:07 PMTwitter for Android
Confirmed: The Minion in the McDonalds happy meal does indeed say "what the fuck." Saturday, July 18, 2015 9:48:21 PMTwitter for Android
Why did the @googlecalendar Android app use 18% of my battery today and I didn't even open it once. Come on http://t.co/MLvjTUd0hL Wednesday, July 15, 2015 3:00:59 PMTwitter for Android
I picked tonight as my drinking night because I have an extra leap second to sober up, cunts. Tuesday, June 30, 2015 10:48:04 PMTwitter for Android
A+ mix from the All-Star Rapalong category on @GooglePlayMusic. Happy Tuesday! http://t.co/22uP5hosd5 Tuesday, June 30, 2015 8:31:26 AMTwitter for Android
I think I legit blacked out at the ATM. Don't remember taking my money from the slot, but apparently, I have it. Tuesday, June 16, 2015 3:55:19 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm at Cape May Washington Commons in West Cape May, NJ w/ @maljnew https://t.co/LuhX7Yy5Fw Saturday, June 13, 2015 7:45:07 PMFoursquare
@mustang_sarah @google @googlecalendar doesn't happen on Android
In reply to @mustang_sarah's tweet
Thursday, June 11, 2015 4:07:57 PMTwitter for Android
I'll bet you this suit gets so hard when he clicks approve on change requests. MAD POWER BRO Tuesday, June 09, 2015 4:25:36 PMTwitter Web Client
This fucking guy... They should tape his mouth shut and let him starve to death http://t.co/RI63pUuuHo Tuesday, June 02, 2015 4:32:49 PMTwitter Web Client
Thought 2 on Google Photos: It's everything I disliked about Apple syncing photos to iCloud ;). Convenient but annoying Friday, May 29, 2015 1:50:21 PMTwitter Web Client
"Hi. You have one day to create a new build script and deploy a new app. It doesn't compile yet tho. BTW, let's sit in meetings for hours" Thursday, May 28, 2015 3:38:56 PMTwitter Web Client
I legit have no idea how to add people on Snapchat. Feel like a gramps Sunday, May 24, 2015 12:55:33 PMTwitter for Android
Happy bday @ky9!!!

-Sketch
PS - Cya at reunion 		Saturday, May 23, 2015 8:09:04 PMTwitter for Android
This happened to me today. With alcohol. https://t.co/V3933wysxk Saturday, May 23, 2015 4:48:23 PMTwitter for Android
@TWC_Help want to tell me why your internet is down yet again? Chat said loose wires outside. why does this happens every week Sunday, May 17, 2015 12:02:12 PMTwitter for Android
Oh the Preakness... I may or may not have convinced a Jesuit to move a final exam for me back in '10 to make an appearance. Saturday, May 16, 2015 3:43:55 PMTwitter for Android
@Waspito android apps, google play TV shows/ movies/ books that work on android and can be chromecasted
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Friday, May 15, 2015 12:13:32 PMTwitter for Android
Happy Friday!
(PS our primary domain controller won't boot) 		Friday, May 08, 2015 12:22:42 PMTwitter Web Client
DAT Snapchat doe Wednesday, May 06, 2015 10:27:34 PMTwitter for Android
GOOD. IT'S A PIECE OF SHIT... Google Apparently Exploring A Design Revision For Hangouts Chrome App: http://t.co/z9SsID1108 Tuesday, May 05, 2015 11:54:42 AMTwitter Web Client
Ain't got no time for people's bullshit here. Staying happy son! Monday, May 04, 2015 3:14:44 PMTwitter Web Client
Just uninstalled iTunes, Bonjour, Apple Mobile Device Support and Apple Updater. Shitty assed Windows programs I don't need anymore. Thursday, April 30, 2015 8:39:25 PMTwitter Web Client
once again did an update and seeing if it broke my twitter app. testing Friday, April 24, 2015 9:26:50 PMTwitter Web Client
Dude. Quiet. Nonstop yappin. Trying to work here Wednesday, April 15, 2015 9:38:17 AMTwitter Web Client
Sorry my new shortstop dude, you just can't make that Jeter running jumping play. Not happenin' Thursday, April 09, 2015 8:44:09 PMTwitter for Android
@ky9 Happy opening day! You excited for your new and improved Mets? PS - Bartolo Colon is hysterical. Monday, April 06, 2015 11:21:43 AMTwitter Web Client
Happy Opening Day 2015! Monday, April 06, 2015 9:47:06 AMTwitter Web Client
Listening to "New Music" on Google Play. Apparently, there's a new three Days Grace album. Sounds like it's 2003 bros. So generic. Wednesday, April 01, 2015 11:53:32 AMTwitter Web Client
It's 2015. How about Windows Explorer doesn't fucking hang when a mapped drive isn't available. BEEN AN ISSUE SINCE THE 90s FIX IT Tuesday, March 24, 2015 2:10:08 PMTwitter Web Client
Just escaped the Hoboken PoPo Saturday, March 21, 2015 11:38:27 PMTwitter for Android
I'm like a grandpa trying to use an Apple TV. Chromecast FTW Monday, March 16, 2015 9:54:03 PMTwitter for Android
Sir. It's completely necessary to be blasting shitty rap through your shitty phone speaker on the subway. Well dressed guy, too. Wednesday, March 11, 2015 10:09:50 PMTwitter for Android
@ky9 don't need em. Extra crap to shovel
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Tuesday, March 10, 2015 6:58:25 PMTwitter for Android
12k +14.4k people are fuckin hipster asshole Apple fanboy ignorants. If Apple released shit in a box, it'd sell out http://t.co/b2sCurW1R1 Monday, March 09, 2015 11:25:33 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu although any apple products were better than those two pieces of shit and I am not even a huge apple fan. Just realistic about tech
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, March 09, 2015 11:18:40 PMTwitter for Android
.@foursquare is dead. I'll use @swarmapp for checkin history, but all reviews on 4sq are outdated/irrelevant since it split. No one uses it. Monday, March 09, 2015 2:15:32 PMTwitter Web Client
A gentleman is folding and repacking all his clothes into a duffle bag, taking up an entire bench. This AM, we had a newspaper collector. Monday, March 02, 2015 8:34:50 PMTwitter for Android
Awful UX, @Ticketmaster. Why does it lose my CC info when I try to apply a promo code. Friday, February 27, 2015 1:32:57 PMTwitter Web Client
@kerbear88 they got venture capital and went evil and now fuck em.
In reply to @kerbear88's tweet
Friday, February 20, 2015 12:12:27 AMTwitter for Android
Not giving up shit for Lent. So damn stupid. I'm just going to stop being an asshole to people for 40 days. How bout them apples? Wednesday, February 18, 2015 1:00:30 PMTwitter Web Client
Hot party up in the projects. Walked by and they're blasting the Thong Song. Need an invite ASAP Saturday, February 14, 2015 8:37:32 PMTwitter for Android
Protip: If you're in the hood in Queens and are white as fuck and don't want trouble, say "wha'sh p'appin" they will respect you. For real. Friday, February 13, 2015 11:56:17 PMTwitter for Android
RT @Jiaaro: Happy Valentines Day, I got you HTTPS by default.

That's true love. 		Friday, February 13, 2015 4:19:15 PMTwitter Web Client
We're a scheduling software and somehow, we released a bug where you can't make an appointment via the API to production. This is very sad. Thursday, February 05, 2015 10:19:27 AMTwitter Web Client
Every time there's a gentle breeze the fuckin internet goes out. The fuck do you assholes do, tape the wires up? @TWC_NYNJ Tuesday, February 03, 2015 12:13:19 AMTwitter for Android
Tomorrow's rollout is gonna suck a dick because we are trying to introduce breaking DB schema changes without offlining our app. MO-RONS Monday, February 02, 2015 5:26:50 PMTwitter Web Client
Stupid phone autocorrecting Pac Man to all caps. Idiot. Sunday, February 01, 2015 9:32:27 PMTwitter for Android
Wrap scarves are silly pieces of shit. How am I supposed to tighten it around my face? Friday, January 09, 2015 8:05:05 AMTwitter for Android
@__JLu Photoshop me more Axelrod wallpaper
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Wednesday, January 07, 2015 12:45:33 AMTwitter for Android
@Waspito I HATE when new leadership takes over and and they know it all. Happened to me. Sux
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Tuesday, December 30, 2014 12:19:59 PMTwitter for Android
I have a raging fever, my steam vaporizer smells bad, and I was supposed to eat my grandmas pork chops tomorrow but now I need to stay home Saturday, December 27, 2014 1:22:22 AMTwitter Web Client
Every time I install a WordPress update, it scares me that my Twitter plugin will break b/c I hacked the crap out of it and it's deprecated Tuesday, December 23, 2014 10:24:05 PMTwitter Web Client
Happy Winter. Now why isn't there snow? Sunday, December 21, 2014 12:25:42 PMTwitter Web Client