1807 results for AP — page 9 of 19, showing 801–900
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Ain't got no time for people's bullshit here. Staying happy son! Monday, May 04, 2015 3:14:44 PMTwitter Web Client
Just uninstalled iTunes, Bonjour, Apple Mobile Device Support and Apple Updater. Shitty assed Windows programs I don't need anymore. Thursday, April 30, 2015 8:39:25 PMTwitter Web Client
once again did an update and seeing if it broke my twitter app. testing Friday, April 24, 2015 9:26:50 PMTwitter Web Client
Dude. Quiet. Nonstop yappin. Trying to work here Wednesday, April 15, 2015 9:38:17 AMTwitter Web Client
Sorry my new shortstop dude, you just can't make that Jeter running jumping play. Not happenin' Thursday, April 09, 2015 8:44:09 PMTwitter for Android
@ky9 Happy opening day! You excited for your new and improved Mets? PS - Bartolo Colon is hysterical. Monday, April 06, 2015 11:21:43 AMTwitter Web Client
Happy Opening Day 2015! Monday, April 06, 2015 9:47:06 AMTwitter Web Client
Listening to "New Music" on Google Play. Apparently, there's a new three Days Grace album. Sounds like it's 2003 bros. So generic. Wednesday, April 01, 2015 11:53:32 AMTwitter Web Client
It's 2015. How about Windows Explorer doesn't fucking hang when a mapped drive isn't available. BEEN AN ISSUE SINCE THE 90s FIX IT Tuesday, March 24, 2015 2:10:08 PMTwitter Web Client
Just escaped the Hoboken PoPo Saturday, March 21, 2015 11:38:27 PMTwitter for Android
I'm like a grandpa trying to use an Apple TV. Chromecast FTW Monday, March 16, 2015 9:54:03 PMTwitter for Android
Sir. It's completely necessary to be blasting shitty rap through your shitty phone speaker on the subway. Well dressed guy, too. Wednesday, March 11, 2015 10:09:50 PMTwitter for Android
@ky9 don't need em. Extra crap to shovel
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Tuesday, March 10, 2015 6:58:25 PMTwitter for Android
12k +14.4k people are fuckin hipster asshole Apple fanboy ignorants. If Apple released shit in a box, it'd sell out http://t.co/b2sCurW1R1 Monday, March 09, 2015 11:25:33 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu although any apple products were better than those two pieces of shit and I am not even a huge apple fan. Just realistic about tech
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, March 09, 2015 11:18:40 PMTwitter for Android
.@foursquare is dead. I'll use @swarmapp for checkin history, but all reviews on 4sq are outdated/irrelevant since it split. No one uses it. Monday, March 09, 2015 2:15:32 PMTwitter Web Client
A gentleman is folding and repacking all his clothes into a duffle bag, taking up an entire bench. This AM, we had a newspaper collector. Monday, March 02, 2015 8:34:50 PMTwitter for Android
Awful UX, @Ticketmaster. Why does it lose my CC info when I try to apply a promo code. Friday, February 27, 2015 1:32:57 PMTwitter Web Client
@kerbear88 they got venture capital and went evil and now fuck em.
In reply to @kerbear88's tweet
Friday, February 20, 2015 12:12:27 AMTwitter for Android
Not giving up shit for Lent. So damn stupid. I'm just going to stop being an asshole to people for 40 days. How bout them apples? Wednesday, February 18, 2015 1:00:30 PMTwitter Web Client
Hot party up in the projects. Walked by and they're blasting the Thong Song. Need an invite ASAP Saturday, February 14, 2015 8:37:32 PMTwitter for Android
Protip: If you're in the hood in Queens and are white as fuck and don't want trouble, say "wha'sh p'appin" they will respect you. For real. Friday, February 13, 2015 11:56:17 PMTwitter for Android
RT @Jiaaro: Happy Valentines Day, I got you HTTPS by default.

That's true love. 		Friday, February 13, 2015 4:19:15 PMTwitter Web Client
We're a scheduling software and somehow, we released a bug where you can't make an appointment via the API to production. This is very sad. Thursday, February 05, 2015 10:19:27 AMTwitter Web Client
Every time there's a gentle breeze the fuckin internet goes out. The fuck do you assholes do, tape the wires up? @TWC_NYNJ Tuesday, February 03, 2015 12:13:19 AMTwitter for Android
Tomorrow's rollout is gonna suck a dick because we are trying to introduce breaking DB schema changes without offlining our app. MO-RONS Monday, February 02, 2015 5:26:50 PMTwitter Web Client
Stupid phone autocorrecting Pac Man to all caps. Idiot. Sunday, February 01, 2015 9:32:27 PMTwitter for Android
Wrap scarves are silly pieces of shit. How am I supposed to tighten it around my face? Friday, January 09, 2015 8:05:05 AMTwitter for Android
@__JLu Photoshop me more Axelrod wallpaper
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Wednesday, January 07, 2015 12:45:33 AMTwitter for Android
@Waspito I HATE when new leadership takes over and and they know it all. Happened to me. Sux
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Tuesday, December 30, 2014 12:19:59 PMTwitter for Android
I have a raging fever, my steam vaporizer smells bad, and I was supposed to eat my grandmas pork chops tomorrow but now I need to stay home Saturday, December 27, 2014 1:22:22 AMTwitter Web Client
Every time I install a WordPress update, it scares me that my Twitter plugin will break b/c I hacked the crap out of it and it's deprecated Tuesday, December 23, 2014 10:24:05 PMTwitter Web Client
Happy Winter. Now why isn't there snow? Sunday, December 21, 2014 12:25:42 PMTwitter Web Client
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. No need for a 5 hour commentary after I make one simple comment. Can't get anything done here over your yappin Wednesday, December 17, 2014 5:41:33 PMTwitter Web Client
Great job on the 6 pixel low res infographic ya morons. Because I can really read this.... @washingtonpost http://t.co/wY5BqeU6ff Tuesday, December 16, 2014 7:43:02 AMTwitter for Android
In my career, just realized I slapped 2 out of 3 of my bosses asses. No homo. Sunday, December 14, 2014 7:05:27 PMTwitter for Android
Bro. If you're gonna sing Whiney Houston, I'm straight up taking a nap Sunday, December 14, 2014 4:38:59 PMTwitter for Android
In a cab. The guy on 99.5 right now is the cheesiest. Bro no one cares about whatever lip you're flappin. Straight up babbling Saturday, December 13, 2014 1:25:48 AMTwitter for Android
Funny how Google pulled Pirate Bay apps from the Play Store one DAY before it got raided by police. They KNEW Tuesday, December 09, 2014 4:13:06 PMTwitter Web Client
Happy bday to the biggest #abuserslist I know besides myself @__JLu Sunday, November 30, 2014 5:28:58 PMTwitter for Android
Standing on line with my favorite Ecuadorian in the cold waiting for Foo Fighters tickets (@ Citi Field) https://www.swarmapp.com/portfolioso/checkin/5470a959498eeda256a1bcb8?s=91CV8SVPsw8qenEefPl3SAiPLuw&ref=tw Saturday, November 22, 2014 10:19:07 AMFoursquare
Woof. You ever know a really hot chick in college and then you saw her pic like 5 years later and it's like woof? Yeah that just happened. Friday, November 14, 2014 4:15:15 PMTwitter Web Client
Welp, at least I got to nap longer because @MTA uses inferior equipment where they can't get the doors to close. #late #completefailure Friday, November 07, 2014 8:09:33 AMTwitter for Android
I just missed this shot. #cubceldapool http://t.co/Oaoa6zFgRY Sunday, November 02, 2014 10:29:09 PMTwitter for Android
The apples on my sangria right now are SUGAR Saturday, November 01, 2014 2:23:48 PMTwitter for Android
Happy Mexican Sugar Skull Day (or whatever they call it) Saturday, November 01, 2014 1:39:15 PMTwitter for Android
RT @DadBoner: Happy 'Ween to ya, boo guys. Friday, October 31, 2014 4:51:37 PMTwitter Web Client
@XtinaSchelin they don't let you. Used to IMAP mail to Thunderbird and delete from there but that didn't work well
In reply to @XtinaSchelin's tweet
Monday, October 27, 2014 11:55:28 AMTwitter for Android
Happy birthday Mal's mom! Saturday, October 25, 2014 10:29:24 PMTwitter for Android
I'm at @MakingStrides Against Breast Cancer in Purchase, NY w/ @maljnew https://www.swarmapp.com/c/lHWfH6PafsT Sunday, October 19, 2014 9:56:21 AMFoursquare
Taylor calling out props to Cheap Trick @RockNationRadio #SonicHighways Friday, October 17, 2014 11:32:28 PMTwitter for Android
I did a shot of whiskey an hour ago and chased it with a sip of grapefruit beer. The whiskey is fine. The beer is repeating on me. #FML Thursday, October 09, 2014 11:54:33 PMTwitter for Android
"Special appearance by owner Dick Cantwell" Love how cocky this guy is. "I own this brewery, bitch. Get a load of me" http://t.co/iBmpE8eOkB Thursday, October 09, 2014 10:33:25 PMTwitter for Android
Paid for coffee with @googlewallet on my Moto X and got funny looks. I'm sure if I used Apple Pay, it would've been fine. Friday, October 03, 2014 10:03:43 AMTwitter Web Client
Shouldn't take 15 minutes to order a funnel cake and you should print cards where the barcodes don't scratch off so easily. @LunaParkNYC Saturday, September 27, 2014 7:50:43 PMTwitter for Android
#YeahJeets http://t.co/RroTAPapn6 Friday, September 26, 2014 1:32:58 PMTwitter for Android
Good read and also explains why Apple pisses me off http://t.co/yY3RuWu9AD Tuesday, September 23, 2014 1:10:03 AMfeedly cloud
Lol. They canceled the release and didn't happen to email their release engineer. Only managers. Who don't do the maintenance. #winning Monday, September 22, 2014 9:12:39 PMTwitter for Android
Rick roll'd at karaoke. Hasn't happened to me in years. http://t.co/GArxYvt063 Friday, September 19, 2014 7:45:19 PMTwitter for Android
The most hysterical Beyoncé vs Britney debate is happening between @Luigitime and @MichaelShatin and @MalJNew is missing it all. Saturday, September 13, 2014 1:39:19 AMTwitter for Android
RT @PaulONeillYES: Tip of the gap to ya Jete Sunday, September 07, 2014 5:06:34 PMTwitter for Android
SO COOL (@ Dave Grohl Alley in OH w/ @maljnew) https://www.swarmapp.com/portfolioso/checkin/54037c5d498e8583ff55eb5b?s=_0vymnafnkX-5rgjQRkOCSU9zyA&ref=tw http://t.co/7NegF19Fjj Sunday, August 31, 2014 3:49:50 PMFoursquare
@scoopANDslam is that app out for android?
In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet
Thursday, August 28, 2014 10:42:37 PMTwitter for Android
Ah good. It deleted now. I sounded like and idiot. Hope my app didn't snapshot it... Wednesday, August 27, 2014 1:09:15 AMTwitter Web App
RT @KFCBarstool: I'm officially over the summer. Give me the Fall ASAP. Wednesday, August 20, 2014 1:56:28 PMTwitter for Android
I just editited the db for my twitter app and probably broke it. #shit Wednesday, August 13, 2014 10:40:00 PMTwitter for Android
Colin hasn't stopped talking for 20 minutes straight. Go to Japan already Thursday, August 07, 2014 11:27:15 AMTwitter Web Client
Good guy train conductor is not only announcing all the stations, but 2-3 tourist attractions per stop. Likes to yap yap yap Tuesday, July 29, 2014 8:51:56 AMTwitter for Android
I know some guys in the sanitation so we can make problems disappear. Monday, July 28, 2014 10:45:41 PMTwitter for Android
There is something extremely satisfying about that snap when opening a Snapple bottle. Is that why its called Snapple? #mindblown Saturday, July 26, 2014 3:24:02 PMTwitter for Android
Modified Iron Mountain's deposit form. Dare me to send this in? #useaPDFbro #DATASS http://t.co/tPgFDcYEUz Monday, July 21, 2014 12:34:25 PMTwitter Web Client
When I pointed the DB connection to nothing, it fixed it. For fuck's sake our app is such a piece of shit. Sunday, July 20, 2014 11:27:47 PMTwitter Web Client
So I had a server maintenance tonight to swap out config files to prep for go-live. App broke. (see next tweet) Sunday, July 20, 2014 11:27:24 PMTwitter Web Client
Heading to Cleveland today, sports capital of the US & A! Gonna hang with Lebron, Johnny Football and see this stuff: http://t.co/WFRc0hfTWP Friday, July 18, 2014 10:50:27 AMTwitter for Android
They try to manage it through their site, but it's slow as hell. I'd rather build an app, forward ports and send CURL requests through.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, July 15, 2014 2:03:11 PMTwitter Web Client
My DLink Smart Plug (http://t.co/mFEtrFJ2YT) runs lighttpd. Their management interface sux. I will sniff traffic and figure out their API Tuesday, July 15, 2014 2:00:45 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin a. Server error. This isn't supposed to happen Monday, July 14, 2014 1:14:45 AMTwitter for Android
Nomz & margs (@ Pachanga Patterson - @pachangaastoria) https://www.swarmapp.com/portfolioso/checkin/53c1cc88498edc9bf2a6b444?s=EzJEn5Eh8EmohqXuqMxg52fPfQQ&ref=tw Saturday, July 12, 2014 8:02:16 PMfoursquare
Happy Murica Day, you guys🎆 🇺🇸 Friday, July 04, 2014 4:30:39 PMTwitter for Android
VIP here. Beers were ready for me upon arrival so enjoyyyy (@ O'Hara's Restaurant & Pub) https://www.swarmapp.com/portfolioso/checkin/53b43c6e498ecb9aeb9312ed?s=UYB2AzW52Clrnq-Pj-avpxaeOHo&ref=tw Wednesday, July 02, 2014 1:07:58 PMfoursquare
So now Apple is jacking features from Win 8/Metro? http://t.co/CkKj2TyoRH Monday, June 30, 2014 11:11:24 AMTwitter for Android
Tonight is Sam's going away party. This is going to get reaaaaaallllll sloppy. If I pee on you, I apologize in advance. Thursday, June 26, 2014 6:20:54 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @BarstoolJJ: This is what #OldTimersDay needs from @PaulONeillYES http://t.co/1BwrWmOAp6 Sunday, June 22, 2014 4:05:54 PMTwitter for Android
Made the Jimmy Two Times reference tonight #Goodfellas #getthepapersgetthepapers Thursday, June 19, 2014 10:27:34 PMTwitter for Android
Dude. That's the biggest tap handle I've ever seen. You can't even deep throat that shit Wednesday, June 18, 2014 7:49:25 PMTwitter for Android
Just tried to change the category of my company on Foursquare from Tech Startup to Circus. Let's see if another superuser approves Tuesday, June 17, 2014 12:38:47 PMTwitter Web Client
Our software's such a piece of shit this infographic went out in the weekly round up. I kid you not... http://t.co/2IW0NsUlBd Monday, June 16, 2014 9:49:02 AMTwitter Web Client
I've got this new dev trying to explain to me how some app works. Except, he doesn't realize I wrote said app 2 years ago. #Fail Wednesday, June 11, 2014 5:02:55 PMTwitter Web Client
"Dude is that Van Gundy? What the fuck happened to Van Gundy." "Dude. You're just old" Tuesday, June 10, 2014 9:10:51 PMTwitter for Android
Words cannot caption this picture. @ The Governors Ball Music Festival http://t.co/g0u5wAGYGC Sunday, June 08, 2014 7:58:26 PMInstagram
You're mistaken if you don't think I'm putting Mal's "You can't be a pimp and a prostitute too" White Stripes sticker on my work laptop. Sunday, June 01, 2014 2:16:27 PMTwitter for Android
The amount of 90s techno at this wedding is making me happy Friday, May 30, 2014 11:25:43 PMTwitter for Android
One of my Russians told me the following: "You either drink and smoke, or you die healthy" apparently the expression is catchier in Russian. Thursday, May 29, 2014 10:04:08 AMTwitter Web Client
Ear secks tho: http://t.co/VeGaP3T7Yd Thursday, May 29, 2014 12:02:43 AMTwitter for Android
Colin. Shut the fuck up. Jesus Christ. Hasn't shut his trap all morning since I walked in. I don't even give a fuck about your jibber jabber Tuesday, May 20, 2014 11:27:35 AMTwitter Web Client
Drinkin Bud Light bottles. Tastes like the Grape, but cheaper Friday, May 16, 2014 11:46:19 PMTwitter for Android
Kevin's friend is playing ass twerkin videos all night and the gf is like:

I approve of this http://t.co/L0ymJxkgDJ 		Friday, May 16, 2014 11:37:48 PMTwitter for Android
Actual Metro North poster... Very poor wording. Delays DO happen often, and I'm never glad. Fuckers. http://t.co/Y98iLV2LBf Friday, May 16, 2014 2:00:58 AMTwitter Web Client
But I appreesh, bro Sunday, May 04, 2014 11:28:53 PMTwitter for Android
@Waspito @mich_amore if he only kills bad guys, I approve.
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Sunday, May 04, 2014 11:05:19 PMTwitter for Android