1774 results for AP — page 10 of 18, showing 901–1000
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Just hid the stupid ass Flash copy to clipboard button on mobile devices for my twitter app. mobile doesnt have flash asswipe Tuesday, December 24, 2013 1:36:00 AMTwitter Web Client
Happy winter! (PS, why is it 60 degrees!?) Saturday, December 21, 2013 12:32:23 PMTwitter for Android
Apparently, I don't like when people talk too much. I should practice what I preach: http://t.co/Dx6X4XCaNS Saturday, December 21, 2013 3:01:20 AMTwitter for Android
The YouTube mobile app is a piece of shit. Uploaded a video I took normally (not vertical) uploaded it on my phone, and it uploaded vertical Saturday, December 21, 2013 2:46:02 AMTwitter for Android
It's official. I'm gonna drop dead of a heart attack at 35 because I'm a hyper, negative, lazy out of shape Type A personailty asshole. Monday, December 16, 2013 10:20:18 AMTwitter Web Client
So Kevin cleaned up all those booby traps and shit in one evening? Sunday, December 15, 2013 2:08:48 AMTwitter for Android
Herb?! Is this toothbrush ADA approved? Sunday, December 15, 2013 1:14:35 AMTwitter for Android
My boys dad down the block was a landscaper and had that same blue Dodge Ram. Such a sketch vehicle. Sunday, December 15, 2013 1:03:12 AMTwitter for Android
Playing Cranium. Had to act out Clint Eastwood.... Said Eminem rapped about him in his mid 20s and Andy guessed right. Saturday, December 14, 2013 10:16:40 PMTwitter for Android
Lol music's on at the bar. my mom likes Katy Perry so if she's disappointed in ne, she's a fraud Thursday, December 12, 2013 11:38:16 PMTwitter for Android
K now that I'm coherent again, this Twitter Android app update sucks a dick Thursday, December 12, 2013 2:30:51 PMTwitter for Android
Wordpress updates always scare me because of the potential to break my twitter app. Does this work? Thursday, December 12, 2013 1:13:58 PMTwitter Web Client
Joe P: "Yo AppFabric sucks a dick" Thursday, December 12, 2013 11:09:30 AMTwitter Web Client
⚡ Twitter ruined its Android app. Christ.⚡ (so difficult to use) hhhhj @MalJNew Wednesday, December 11, 2013 10:18:19 PMTwitter for Android
CTO did NOT appreciate me blasting Christmas in Hollis while other suits were visiting Wednesday, December 11, 2013 5:37:53 PMTwitter Web Client
Android needs to lose the problem where it becomes slow as fuck while apps are updating or installing Tuesday, December 10, 2013 9:18:03 PMTwitter for Android
Tell these Beauteeze skanks to stop assraping my API. 500 calls per minute? Cache. Jokers Monday, December 09, 2013 5:26:00 PMTwitter Web Client
Just had a legit "Happy Monday" lunch with my favorite @MalJNew Monday, December 09, 2013 2:57:03 PMTwitter Web Client
So I heard the USB 3.1 spec is supposed to have reversible connectors. #copyingapple About time. USB cables have 3 sides- 2 that don't work Sunday, December 08, 2013 9:41:37 PMTwitter for Android
Just drunk texted the gf's mom about the direction toilet paper should be rolled in. We agreed. Top down son... Sunday, December 01, 2013 5:00:54 PMTwitter for Android
@Waspito Murrrrrica.... Happy Thanksgiving to you, Veronica and fam!
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Thursday, November 28, 2013 5:18:23 PMTwitter for Android
@XtinaSchelin When I read "my hands are typing words," it reminded me of you. idk why. I can picture you saying it. Happy Thanksgiving!
In reply to @XtinaSchelin's tweet
Thursday, November 28, 2013 9:26:26 AMTwitter Web Client
Trying to debug our piece of shit API because it crashes. Enabled crash dumps. In 20 seconds, it dumped 73 gigs. Fucking piece. Place sux Monday, November 25, 2013 3:26:46 PMTwitter Web Client
2.5 hours in/Drunk train home: Happy birthday @mich_amore Sunday, November 24, 2013 2:24:59 AMTwitter for Android
Sorry Edgar. I'm too white to rap Biggie at an Irish pub with sunglasses in front of an Asian Thursday, November 14, 2013 8:52:02 PMTwitter for Android
I'm all about jammin to ghetto old skool rap beats today. I'm talkin Nas, Geto Boys, Biggie. Yes I spelled it skool. Wednesday, November 13, 2013 12:26:12 PMTwitter Web Client
Just had a great idea for a band. Sad lyrics but very upbeat and happy. #mindfuck Wednesday, November 06, 2013 11:51:49 PMTwitter for Android
How much pussy is Papi raking in with that Ski mask Wednesday, October 30, 2013 11:25:24 PMTwitter for Android
Vote for this shit you politician assed cunts: http://t.co/nAjRSeM94d Or else my commute starts to rape me in 2014 Thursday, October 24, 2013 3:29:05 PMTwitter Web Client
There's only one solution for this malocchio. Guys gotta disappear Friday, October 18, 2013 10:24:31 PMTwitter for Android
me: "Oh fuck. I just got a server alert and I'm on call. I don't have my laptop. Eh its fine, no one will know. Kev: "JOE!!! I'M YOUR BOSS" Thursday, October 17, 2013 9:15:45 PMTwitter for Android
"Shots!!! ON MY GAP CARD. Because its colorful" @MalJNew Thursday, October 17, 2013 9:05:37 PMTwitter for Android
no wonder everyone hates php. Some API shit I did in CURL from the shell in 30 secs took me 40 mins to port to php because it's convoluted Tuesday, October 15, 2013 2:30:08 PMTwitter Web Client
I 100% guarantee you we cannot lose Derick. He's 100% fucking filling us like a lapdog Wednesday, October 09, 2013 11:55:37 PMTwitter for Android
"Let me tickle your flapjacks" -@MalJNew Sunday, October 06, 2013 2:46:34 AMTwitter for Android
Couldn't be happier Friday, October 04, 2013 11:53:53 PMTwitter for Android
FUCK THIS PLACE. Dry as a bone. Both kegs tapped. Friday, October 04, 2013 5:47:04 PMTwitter Web Client
"If the money doesn't show, this conversation didn't happen. And it won't ever happen again" Thursday, October 03, 2013 11:52:25 PMTwitter for Android
Apple: Now just as unreliable as #booker. #503 #serverproblems #servicenotavailable http://t.co/VttnJsmFzg Thursday, October 03, 2013 8:23:03 PMTwitter Web Client
If this fucking application crashes, just one more time, I'm going to kill a kitten Thursday, October 03, 2013 4:17:19 PMTwitter Web Client
The first photograph ever taken looked like shit: http://t.co/hE9YJra8PF Guy should have been ashamed of the quality.... Thursday, October 03, 2013 11:24:50 AMTwitter Web Client
For fucks sake. We finally fixed our twitter integration on this app... Been busted sine last November Tuesday, October 01, 2013 11:16:56 AMBooker Publisher
Happy October, bitches Tuesday, October 01, 2013 12:00:12 AMTwitter Web Client
Our facebook app was broken. Came home from the bar. Bitch on call had no clue. CTO said we couldn't be drunk and I fixed it anyway. SUCK IT Monday, September 30, 2013 11:38:14 PMTwitter Web Client
You can do amazing things with curl. APIs are legitimate Sunday, September 29, 2013 11:18:12 PMTwitter Web Client
Anup, it's release night. I don't give a fuck about your Unit Test XML result parsing app you want me to integrate into the tests. Fuck off Monday, September 23, 2013 6:09:01 PMTwitter Web Client
Happy fall! Best time of the year!🍁🍃🍂🌿 Sunday, September 22, 2013 10:48:13 PMTwitter for Android
"He's got some pair of flappers, that Posada" -My Grandpa, on Posada's ears Sunday, September 22, 2013 5:40:12 PMTwitter for Android
Been playing with the Foursquare API. I can now check in to work from the command line or script it. I usually forget to from my phone Sunday, September 22, 2013 5:14:26 PMTwitter Web Client
41 mins and counting waiting on fuckin suit approval to reboot a server that will have no impact on anything. Used to make the call myself Thursday, September 19, 2013 1:32:23 PMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu Sometimes I write notes to myself as tweets and search them later using my twitter app.
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Monday, September 16, 2013 4:19:36 PMTwitter Web Client
"Joke's on you man... I'm getting you an ez-wider denim cap" -@MalJNew Tuesday, September 10, 2013 2:00:00 PMTwitter for Android
Unlike #booker, my web app has 3 9s of reliability, and that's without any failover or redundancy. Booker? 97% uptime http://t.co/cpMsBI18tL Saturday, September 07, 2013 12:14:45 AMTwitter for Android
At least Hughes' collapse isn't as grand as Tebow's Wednesday, September 04, 2013 6:54:58 PMTwitter Web Client
Just got called in to do an emergency release at work because our devs can't use dates. September 31 crashed our app guys Saturday, August 31, 2013 2:33:48 PMTwitter for Android
Gave up on the cheeseburger idea for a falafel cart. Then gave up on that and got papa johns instead. Hhhhb Thursday, August 29, 2013 11:09:07 PMTwitter for Android
Fuckin pineapple juice leaked all over my clothes in my bag Thursday, August 29, 2013 12:26:27 PMTwitter Web Client
What the fuck happened to the Windows 8 Foursquare app? It got pulled? The eff, Microsoft. Wednesday, August 28, 2013 9:11:04 PMTwitter Web Client
FUCKING ampersand in this password. Escaping ampersands in bash when you need to write it out to a file is bull fucking shit Monday, August 26, 2013 1:26:50 PMTwitter Web Client
It's beer o'clock in the office. I don't want any. What the fuck happened. Friday, August 16, 2013 3:54:12 PMTwitter Web Client
Gonna try something new. Something just happened that usually would have caused me to rage or get even. I'm going to just be like whatever Friday, August 16, 2013 1:04:21 PMTwitter Web Client
@XtinaSchelin happy birffday xtina, my favorite script kiddie!!! #python #.net
In reply to @XtinaSchelin's tweet
Saturday, August 10, 2013 2:19:38 PMTwitter for Android
Girl u look good when you back that app up Saturday, August 10, 2013 2:15:38 PMTwitter for Android
I cuncelled them on April 1st RT @KFCBarstool Oh and I forgot, Cuncel Da Yankees
In reply to @KFCBarstool's tweet
Thursday, August 08, 2013 1:14:29 AMTwitter for Android
As @lennon once retweeted: The less you care, the happier you'll be #whydoievenbother Wednesday, August 07, 2013 10:00:39 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm sucking the fattest dick in darts. The mover would be disappointed in me. #worsethanarodintheplayoffs Saturday, August 03, 2013 5:39:47 PMTwitter for Android
These chicks this waiter may or may not have tapped are hideous. Legit I'd rather have Mokey get with him. Saturday, August 03, 2013 4:35:00 PMTwitter for Android
:zap: Saturday, August 03, 2013 12:24:09 AMTwitter Web Client
Updated WordPress. Hope it doesn't break my Twitter app... Saturday, August 03, 2013 12:21:18 AMTwitter Web Client
I'd like to know why the work shitter is always jammed. Can't even take a peaceful crap... Thursday, August 01, 2013 5:38:15 PMTwitter for Android
Happy Moto X announcement/(release?) day! Thursday, August 01, 2013 7:44:51 AMTwitter for Android
I want to take a baseball bat and destroy shit Big Papi style Wednesday, July 31, 2013 8:35:20 AMTwitter for Android
On strike until my Moto X is in my hand #myphoneisapieceofshit Tuesday, July 30, 2013 9:32:57 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm puzzled as to why the Catholic Church decided to hold World Youth Day in Rio. Isn't the point of Rio to tap wild assed Brazilian sluts? Monday, July 29, 2013 11:46:59 AMTwitter Web Client
Lisa: its like a strap on thing you can pee with Sunday, July 28, 2013 12:46:00 AMTwitter for Android
I look hot today. I'd tap me Friday, July 26, 2013 10:43:55 AMTwitter Web Client
May I ask what the fuck is the purpose of a living, immobile, hermaphroditic rock? And why would Chileans eat it? http://t.co/ukCW1Q72pu Wednesday, July 24, 2013 1:07:05 AMTwitter Web Client
Caption contest: "Sabato?" http://t.co/TsAm2MSNUL Monday, July 22, 2013 11:32:41 PMTwitter for Android
Just wrote a script to crash our system rapidly to test our error logging and alerting. Testing against production.... Monday, July 22, 2013 1:25:15 PMTwitter Web Client
@portfolioso Fucking GetGlue app. Shameless ad/plug. I hate that shit
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, July 16, 2013 1:11:38 AMTwitter Web Client
Lots of conversation about #Dexter happening on #GetGlue http://t.co/qAVF9Z9ylS Monday, July 15, 2013 9:51:18 PMGetGlue.com
If someone is singing pearl jams Jeremy at the bar I'm legit happy Friday, July 12, 2013 10:13:34 PMTwitter for Android
It could be classified as a weapon but sticks shit together: gluegun Friday, July 12, 2013 8:29:28 PMTwitter for Android
If we figure out this Itinerary builder API problem, I'll do the nakey dance. That shit cray Friday, July 12, 2013 11:29:41 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm very disappointed how my twitter is less batshit crazy than it used to be. #maybeitprobablystillis I'll improve after 10,000 Friday, July 12, 2013 2:09:49 AMTwitter Web Client
I don't actually appreesh that. Ya know.... But I'll let it slide Friday, June 28, 2013 6:02:24 PMTwitter for Android
I just beat myself up because I forgot what the amygdala was in the brain. Bitch I got a 5 on AP psych. I should know this shit. Thursday, June 27, 2013 9:29:19 PMTwitter for Android
@VZWpaul @MarkAbsher @VZWnews Actually make 4G go faster than 56k in Lower Manhattan and I'll be happy
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Thursday, June 27, 2013 10:05:27 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @KFCBarstool: 1 yr later and my @TWCable_NYC internet still fucking sucks. Thanks for nothing Time Warner. Hope all the bad things happe… Wednesday, June 26, 2013 9:03:56 PMTwitter Web Client
Love how I go to the beach and wear 15 and not reapply and be fine. @MalJNew put on 70 and is a lobster #thefairest vs #Sicilian #yeahbuddy Saturday, June 22, 2013 1:29:04 PMTwitter for Android
Don't need an appetizer of fries, but #yolo (@ O'Hara's Restaurant & Pub w/ 3 others) http://4sq.com/107XyZ9 Friday, June 21, 2013 2:17:20 PMfoursquare
I might bang this wrap I made myself. Ham, turkey, provolone, bologna, oil and arugula. OMNOMNOMNOM Friday, June 21, 2013 12:39:22 PMTwitter Web Client
Also, I just grabbed Antonia's ass and request a lap dance. Wednesday, June 19, 2013 7:53:08 PMTwitter for Android
Getting https configured for Microsoft webservices/APIs can actually suck my dick right now. Wednesday, June 19, 2013 10:07:49 AMTwitter Web Client
OMG FIOS MOBILE APP FOR ANDROID IS OUT. I MIGHT CUM Wednesday, June 12, 2013 12:15:31 AMTwitter Web Client
Honestly, as a soon-to-be former Google Fanboy and Apple hater, Google I/O was ASS compared to what Apple announced at WWDC. Monday, June 10, 2013 8:42:54 PMTwitter Web Client
Derick: "Management will tell you: Money isn't the key to happiness. But that's bullshit because they've got money already" Thursday, June 06, 2013 9:31:54 PMTwitter for Android
actually agree w/ this mets ass fan RT @KFCBarstool 3h Best thing that could happen for the #Yankees is a 1,000 game suspension for #Arod Wednesday, June 05, 2013 12:17:46 AMTwitter Web Client
I want a lap dance from Antonia Friday, May 31, 2013 7:50:35 PMTwitter for Android
We need to get this API developer Justin a lap dance and some strippers Thursday, May 30, 2013 10:34:23 AMTwitter for Android