1807 results for AP — page 10 of 19, showing 901–1000
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Drankin all day watchin 90s and 2000s rap/R&B vids before we chill with @baldvinny in 203 later Friday, May 02, 2014 3:20:36 PMTwitter for Android
@kerbear88 because Fairfield gets cheap no name assholes for concerts.
In reply to @kerbear88's tweet
Wednesday, April 30, 2014 11:08:30 PMTwitter for Android
Sorry Mals, but based on Emma Stone's Tonight Show appearance, I must cheat on you with her. Wednesday, April 30, 2014 12:10:14 AMTwitter for Android Tablets
Take Ray Bans out of case. Frame is cracked in two and the lens fell out. Happy Monday to you also, cunts Monday, April 28, 2014 10:33:57 AMTwitter Web Client
Pistol grip pump in my lap at all times Friday, April 25, 2014 10:08:25 PMTwitter for Android
This blew my mind. Apparently, people open bananas backwards like monkeys? @ Booker Software http://t.co/84GXgAnD1W Thursday, April 17, 2014 4:49:02 PMInstagram
It's very apparent that these fuckers don't trust me any more and will hardly let me touch production Wednesday, April 16, 2014 4:01:12 PMTwitter Web Client
Apparently, that error means that my password was too long. Fucking assholes
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, April 11, 2014 4:34:37 PMTwitter Web Client
finally an Android calendar app that doesn't look like ASS: "New Android Calendar look and features leaked" http://t.co/VmozzOM3mZ Wednesday, April 09, 2014 3:35:06 PMfeedly cloud
I will never be as dapper as this guy on the subway. Looked like a classy guy from the 50s. Girlfriend's gaydar went off, mine did not... Friday, April 04, 2014 11:35:31 PMTwitter for Android
It's okay. The last time the Yankees opened 0-2 was in 2009. The last time before that was 1998. What happened then? Thursday, April 03, 2014 12:23:16 AMTwitter for Android
It's a grand day! Happy Yankee season! Tuesday, April 01, 2014 11:29:22 AMTwitter for Android
I think it's the zombie apocalypse out there, you guys Saturday, March 29, 2014 9:50:13 PMTwitter for Android
Colin: "Whenever someone says Smoke in the rollout chat, I imagine they're playing a smoking game... App8 is rolled...everyone smoke!" Tuesday, March 25, 2014 2:05:15 PMTwitter Web Client
Been drinking for 3 days straight. Cousin's kids baptism is tomorrow. Will definitely have the shits Saturday, March 22, 2014 9:06:59 PMTwitter for Android
Accidentally got drunk in Chicago. Capone sent me. Friday, March 14, 2014 11:21:27 PMTwitter for Android
I'm in Chicago during the wrong time period. I wanna hang with Johnny Torrio and Al Capone Friday, March 14, 2014 10:30:33 PMTwitter for Android
When we make a one line bugfix in our app: http://t.co/A1ECzqnbhl Wednesday, March 12, 2014 5:44:15 PMTwitter Web Client
Apparently, if you cancel Time Warner's shit service, they don't actually do it. Incompetent fucks. Saturday, March 01, 2014 7:41:16 PMTwitter for Android
Happy Monday! Start your workweek right with late MTA Metro North trains. Pieces of shit. Monday, February 24, 2014 8:08:21 AMTwitter for Android
What's worse? Al Quaeda or the Westboro Baptist Church? I'd go with Westboro... Saturday, February 15, 2014 6:48:40 PMTwitter for Android
First tweet from the Windows 8 App. This shit is pretty cool Thursday, January 30, 2014 2:23:51 PMTwitter for Windows
@AP Good. I'm sick of motherfuckers getting free handouts and I have to pay through the nose for everything
In reply to @AP's tweet
Monday, January 27, 2014 6:56:20 PMTwitter for Android
Honest to God. This is more fun than I ever had at the Grape with the exception of the night of graduation Saturday, January 25, 2014 11:17:42 PMTwitter for Android
Windows 8 weather app thinks it's 82 degrees in New York. FOR SURE NOT. It's less than the reciprocal of 82... http://t.co/Bmnk8BLp2e Friday, January 24, 2014 5:43:31 PMTwitter Web Client
Such a narcissist. Just looked at my reflection in a tap handle and couldn't get over how fuckin hot I am Friday, January 17, 2014 9:37:47 PMTwitter for Android
Happy bday grandma Friday, January 17, 2014 8:57:45 PMTwitter for Android
I'm just the happiest. @MalJNew Saturday, January 11, 2014 1:00:35 PMTwitter for Android
Our API documentation looks like a drunk rest stop bathroom attendant took Twitter bootstrap and threw up all over the webpage Thursday, January 09, 2014 3:05:51 PMTwitter Web Client
Bring me this dual GPU Aorus gaming laptop that's is less than an inch thick: http://t.co/RfUydLXjH4 Wednesday, January 08, 2014 11:08:09 PMfeedly cloud
Oh Jorge, I'm very disappointed in your test scores. Is everything alright at home? Monday, December 30, 2013 6:52:46 PMTwitter for Android
These apple pies are knocking me on my ass. Saturday, December 28, 2013 6:45:59 PMTwitter for Android
Its time for apple pies! Saturday, December 28, 2013 6:10:21 PMTwitter for Android
Just hid the stupid ass Flash copy to clipboard button on mobile devices for my twitter app. mobile doesnt have flash asswipe Tuesday, December 24, 2013 1:36:00 AMTwitter Web Client
Happy winter! (PS, why is it 60 degrees!?) Saturday, December 21, 2013 12:32:23 PMTwitter for Android
Apparently, I don't like when people talk too much. I should practice what I preach: http://t.co/Dx6X4XCaNS Saturday, December 21, 2013 3:01:20 AMTwitter for Android
The YouTube mobile app is a piece of shit. Uploaded a video I took normally (not vertical) uploaded it on my phone, and it uploaded vertical Saturday, December 21, 2013 2:46:02 AMTwitter for Android
It's official. I'm gonna drop dead of a heart attack at 35 because I'm a hyper, negative, lazy out of shape Type A personailty asshole. Monday, December 16, 2013 10:20:18 AMTwitter Web Client
So Kevin cleaned up all those booby traps and shit in one evening? Sunday, December 15, 2013 2:08:48 AMTwitter for Android
Herb?! Is this toothbrush ADA approved? Sunday, December 15, 2013 1:14:35 AMTwitter for Android
My boys dad down the block was a landscaper and had that same blue Dodge Ram. Such a sketch vehicle. Sunday, December 15, 2013 1:03:12 AMTwitter for Android
Playing Cranium. Had to act out Clint Eastwood.... Said Eminem rapped about him in his mid 20s and Andy guessed right. Saturday, December 14, 2013 10:16:40 PMTwitter for Android
Lol music's on at the bar. my mom likes Katy Perry so if she's disappointed in ne, she's a fraud Thursday, December 12, 2013 11:38:16 PMTwitter for Android
K now that I'm coherent again, this Twitter Android app update sucks a dick Thursday, December 12, 2013 2:30:51 PMTwitter for Android
Wordpress updates always scare me because of the potential to break my twitter app. Does this work? Thursday, December 12, 2013 1:13:58 PMTwitter Web Client
Joe P: "Yo AppFabric sucks a dick" Thursday, December 12, 2013 11:09:30 AMTwitter Web Client
⚡ Twitter ruined its Android app. Christ.⚡ (so difficult to use) hhhhj @MalJNew Wednesday, December 11, 2013 10:18:19 PMTwitter for Android
CTO did NOT appreciate me blasting Christmas in Hollis while other suits were visiting Wednesday, December 11, 2013 5:37:53 PMTwitter Web Client
Android needs to lose the problem where it becomes slow as fuck while apps are updating or installing Tuesday, December 10, 2013 9:18:03 PMTwitter for Android
Tell these Beauteeze skanks to stop assraping my API. 500 calls per minute? Cache. Jokers Monday, December 09, 2013 5:26:00 PMTwitter Web Client
Just had a legit "Happy Monday" lunch with my favorite @MalJNew Monday, December 09, 2013 2:57:03 PMTwitter Web Client
So I heard the USB 3.1 spec is supposed to have reversible connectors. #copyingapple About time. USB cables have 3 sides- 2 that don't work Sunday, December 08, 2013 9:41:37 PMTwitter for Android
Just drunk texted the gf's mom about the direction toilet paper should be rolled in. We agreed. Top down son... Sunday, December 01, 2013 5:00:54 PMTwitter for Android
@Waspito Murrrrrica.... Happy Thanksgiving to you, Veronica and fam!
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Thursday, November 28, 2013 5:18:23 PMTwitter for Android
@XtinaSchelin When I read "my hands are typing words," it reminded me of you. idk why. I can picture you saying it. Happy Thanksgiving!
In reply to @XtinaSchelin's tweet
Thursday, November 28, 2013 9:26:26 AMTwitter Web Client
Trying to debug our piece of shit API because it crashes. Enabled crash dumps. In 20 seconds, it dumped 73 gigs. Fucking piece. Place sux Monday, November 25, 2013 3:26:46 PMTwitter Web Client
2.5 hours in/Drunk train home: Happy birthday @mich_amore Sunday, November 24, 2013 2:24:59 AMTwitter for Android
Sorry Edgar. I'm too white to rap Biggie at an Irish pub with sunglasses in front of an Asian Thursday, November 14, 2013 8:52:02 PMTwitter for Android
I'm all about jammin to ghetto old skool rap beats today. I'm talkin Nas, Geto Boys, Biggie. Yes I spelled it skool. Wednesday, November 13, 2013 12:26:12 PMTwitter Web Client
Just had a great idea for a band. Sad lyrics but very upbeat and happy. #mindfuck Wednesday, November 06, 2013 11:51:49 PMTwitter for Android
How much pussy is Papi raking in with that Ski mask Wednesday, October 30, 2013 11:25:24 PMTwitter for Android
Vote for this shit you politician assed cunts: http://t.co/nAjRSeM94d Or else my commute starts to rape me in 2014 Thursday, October 24, 2013 3:29:05 PMTwitter Web Client
There's only one solution for this malocchio. Guys gotta disappear Friday, October 18, 2013 10:24:31 PMTwitter for Android
me: "Oh fuck. I just got a server alert and I'm on call. I don't have my laptop. Eh its fine, no one will know. Kev: "JOE!!! I'M YOUR BOSS" Thursday, October 17, 2013 9:15:45 PMTwitter for Android
"Shots!!! ON MY GAP CARD. Because its colorful" @MalJNew Thursday, October 17, 2013 9:05:37 PMTwitter for Android
no wonder everyone hates php. Some API shit I did in CURL from the shell in 30 secs took me 40 mins to port to php because it's convoluted Tuesday, October 15, 2013 2:30:08 PMTwitter Web Client
I 100% guarantee you we cannot lose Derick. He's 100% fucking filling us like a lapdog Wednesday, October 09, 2013 11:55:37 PMTwitter for Android
"Let me tickle your flapjacks" -@MalJNew Sunday, October 06, 2013 2:46:34 AMTwitter for Android
Couldn't be happier Friday, October 04, 2013 11:53:53 PMTwitter for Android
FUCK THIS PLACE. Dry as a bone. Both kegs tapped. Friday, October 04, 2013 5:47:04 PMTwitter Web Client
"If the money doesn't show, this conversation didn't happen. And it won't ever happen again" Thursday, October 03, 2013 11:52:25 PMTwitter for Android
Apple: Now just as unreliable as #booker. #503 #serverproblems #servicenotavailable http://t.co/VttnJsmFzg Thursday, October 03, 2013 8:23:03 PMTwitter Web Client
If this fucking application crashes, just one more time, I'm going to kill a kitten Thursday, October 03, 2013 4:17:19 PMTwitter Web Client
The first photograph ever taken looked like shit: http://t.co/hE9YJra8PF Guy should have been ashamed of the quality.... Thursday, October 03, 2013 11:24:50 AMTwitter Web Client
For fucks sake. We finally fixed our twitter integration on this app... Been busted sine last November Tuesday, October 01, 2013 11:16:56 AMBooker Publisher
Happy October, bitches Tuesday, October 01, 2013 12:00:12 AMTwitter Web Client
Our facebook app was broken. Came home from the bar. Bitch on call had no clue. CTO said we couldn't be drunk and I fixed it anyway. SUCK IT Monday, September 30, 2013 11:38:14 PMTwitter Web Client
You can do amazing things with curl. APIs are legitimate Sunday, September 29, 2013 11:18:12 PMTwitter Web Client
Anup, it's release night. I don't give a fuck about your Unit Test XML result parsing app you want me to integrate into the tests. Fuck off Monday, September 23, 2013 6:09:01 PMTwitter Web Client
Happy fall! Best time of the year!🍁🍃🍂🌿 Sunday, September 22, 2013 10:48:13 PMTwitter for Android
"He's got some pair of flappers, that Posada" -My Grandpa, on Posada's ears Sunday, September 22, 2013 5:40:12 PMTwitter for Android
Been playing with the Foursquare API. I can now check in to work from the command line or script it. I usually forget to from my phone Sunday, September 22, 2013 5:14:26 PMTwitter Web Client
41 mins and counting waiting on fuckin suit approval to reboot a server that will have no impact on anything. Used to make the call myself Thursday, September 19, 2013 1:32:23 PMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu Sometimes I write notes to myself as tweets and search them later using my twitter app.
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Monday, September 16, 2013 4:19:36 PMTwitter Web Client
"Joke's on you man... I'm getting you an ez-wider denim cap" -@MalJNew Tuesday, September 10, 2013 2:00:00 PMTwitter for Android
Unlike #booker, my web app has 3 9s of reliability, and that's without any failover or redundancy. Booker? 97% uptime http://t.co/cpMsBI18tL Saturday, September 07, 2013 12:14:45 AMTwitter for Android
At least Hughes' collapse isn't as grand as Tebow's Wednesday, September 04, 2013 6:54:58 PMTwitter Web Client
Just got called in to do an emergency release at work because our devs can't use dates. September 31 crashed our app guys Saturday, August 31, 2013 2:33:48 PMTwitter for Android
Gave up on the cheeseburger idea for a falafel cart. Then gave up on that and got papa johns instead. Hhhhb Thursday, August 29, 2013 11:09:07 PMTwitter for Android
Fuckin pineapple juice leaked all over my clothes in my bag Thursday, August 29, 2013 12:26:27 PMTwitter Web Client
What the fuck happened to the Windows 8 Foursquare app? It got pulled? The eff, Microsoft. Wednesday, August 28, 2013 9:11:04 PMTwitter Web Client
FUCKING ampersand in this password. Escaping ampersands in bash when you need to write it out to a file is bull fucking shit Monday, August 26, 2013 1:26:50 PMTwitter Web Client
It's beer o'clock in the office. I don't want any. What the fuck happened. Friday, August 16, 2013 3:54:12 PMTwitter Web Client
Gonna try something new. Something just happened that usually would have caused me to rage or get even. I'm going to just be like whatever Friday, August 16, 2013 1:04:21 PMTwitter Web Client
@XtinaSchelin happy birffday xtina, my favorite script kiddie!!! #python #.net
In reply to @XtinaSchelin's tweet
Saturday, August 10, 2013 2:19:38 PMTwitter for Android
Girl u look good when you back that app up Saturday, August 10, 2013 2:15:38 PMTwitter for Android
I cuncelled them on April 1st RT @KFCBarstool Oh and I forgot, Cuncel Da Yankees
In reply to @KFCBarstool's tweet
Thursday, August 08, 2013 1:14:29 AMTwitter for Android
As @lennon once retweeted: The less you care, the happier you'll be #whydoievenbother Wednesday, August 07, 2013 10:00:39 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm sucking the fattest dick in darts. The mover would be disappointed in me. #worsethanarodintheplayoffs Saturday, August 03, 2013 5:39:47 PMTwitter for Android
These chicks this waiter may or may not have tapped are hideous. Legit I'd rather have Mokey get with him. Saturday, August 03, 2013 4:35:00 PMTwitter for Android