1843 results for AP — page 10 of 19, showing 901–1000
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RT @KFCBarstool: I'm officially over the summer. Give me the Fall ASAP. Wednesday, August 20, 2014 1:56:28 PMTwitter for Android
I just editited the db for my twitter app and probably broke it. #shit Wednesday, August 13, 2014 10:40:00 PMTwitter for Android
Colin hasn't stopped talking for 20 minutes straight. Go to Japan already Thursday, August 07, 2014 11:27:15 AMTwitter Web Client
Good guy train conductor is not only announcing all the stations, but 2-3 tourist attractions per stop. Likes to yap yap yap Tuesday, July 29, 2014 8:51:56 AMTwitter for Android
I know some guys in the sanitation so we can make problems disappear. Monday, July 28, 2014 10:45:41 PMTwitter for Android
There is something extremely satisfying about that snap when opening a Snapple bottle. Is that why its called Snapple? #mindblown Saturday, July 26, 2014 3:24:02 PMTwitter for Android
Modified Iron Mountain's deposit form. Dare me to send this in? #useaPDFbro #DATASS http://t.co/tPgFDcYEUz Monday, July 21, 2014 12:34:25 PMTwitter Web Client
When I pointed the DB connection to nothing, it fixed it. For fuck's sake our app is such a piece of shit. Sunday, July 20, 2014 11:27:47 PMTwitter Web Client
So I had a server maintenance tonight to swap out config files to prep for go-live. App broke. (see next tweet) Sunday, July 20, 2014 11:27:24 PMTwitter Web Client
Heading to Cleveland today, sports capital of the US & A! Gonna hang with Lebron, Johnny Football and see this stuff: http://t.co/WFRc0hfTWP Friday, July 18, 2014 10:50:27 AMTwitter for Android
They try to manage it through their site, but it's slow as hell. I'd rather build an app, forward ports and send CURL requests through.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, July 15, 2014 2:03:11 PMTwitter Web Client
My DLink Smart Plug (http://t.co/mFEtrFJ2YT) runs lighttpd. Their management interface sux. I will sniff traffic and figure out their API Tuesday, July 15, 2014 2:00:45 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin a. Server error. This isn't supposed to happen Monday, July 14, 2014 1:14:45 AMTwitter for Android
Nomz & margs (@ Pachanga Patterson - @pachangaastoria) https://www.swarmapp.com/portfolioso/checkin/53c1cc88498edc9bf2a6b444?s=EzJEn5Eh8EmohqXuqMxg52fPfQQ&ref=tw Saturday, July 12, 2014 8:02:16 PMfoursquare
Happy Murica Day, you guys🎆 🇺🇸 Friday, July 04, 2014 4:30:39 PMTwitter for Android
VIP here. Beers were ready for me upon arrival so enjoyyyy (@ O'Hara's Restaurant & Pub) https://www.swarmapp.com/portfolioso/checkin/53b43c6e498ecb9aeb9312ed?s=UYB2AzW52Clrnq-Pj-avpxaeOHo&ref=tw Wednesday, July 02, 2014 1:07:58 PMfoursquare
So now Apple is jacking features from Win 8/Metro? http://t.co/CkKj2TyoRH Monday, June 30, 2014 11:11:24 AMTwitter for Android
Tonight is Sam's going away party. This is going to get reaaaaaallllll sloppy. If I pee on you, I apologize in advance. Thursday, June 26, 2014 6:20:54 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @BarstoolJJ: This is what #OldTimersDay needs from @PaulONeillYES http://t.co/1BwrWmOAp6 Sunday, June 22, 2014 4:05:54 PMTwitter for Android
Made the Jimmy Two Times reference tonight #Goodfellas #getthepapersgetthepapers Thursday, June 19, 2014 10:27:34 PMTwitter for Android
Dude. That's the biggest tap handle I've ever seen. You can't even deep throat that shit Wednesday, June 18, 2014 7:49:25 PMTwitter for Android
Just tried to change the category of my company on Foursquare from Tech Startup to Circus. Let's see if another superuser approves Tuesday, June 17, 2014 12:38:47 PMTwitter Web Client
Our software's such a piece of shit this infographic went out in the weekly round up. I kid you not... http://t.co/2IW0NsUlBd Monday, June 16, 2014 9:49:02 AMTwitter Web Client
I've got this new dev trying to explain to me how some app works. Except, he doesn't realize I wrote said app 2 years ago. #Fail Wednesday, June 11, 2014 5:02:55 PMTwitter Web Client
"Dude is that Van Gundy? What the fuck happened to Van Gundy." "Dude. You're just old" Tuesday, June 10, 2014 9:10:51 PMTwitter for Android
Words cannot caption this picture. @ The Governors Ball Music Festival http://t.co/g0u5wAGYGC Sunday, June 08, 2014 7:58:26 PMInstagram
You're mistaken if you don't think I'm putting Mal's "You can't be a pimp and a prostitute too" White Stripes sticker on my work laptop. Sunday, June 01, 2014 2:16:27 PMTwitter for Android
The amount of 90s techno at this wedding is making me happy Friday, May 30, 2014 11:25:43 PMTwitter for Android
One of my Russians told me the following: "You either drink and smoke, or you die healthy" apparently the expression is catchier in Russian. Thursday, May 29, 2014 10:04:08 AMTwitter Web Client
Ear secks tho: http://t.co/VeGaP3T7Yd Thursday, May 29, 2014 12:02:43 AMTwitter for Android
Colin. Shut the fuck up. Jesus Christ. Hasn't shut his trap all morning since I walked in. I don't even give a fuck about your jibber jabber Tuesday, May 20, 2014 11:27:35 AMTwitter Web Client
Drinkin Bud Light bottles. Tastes like the Grape, but cheaper Friday, May 16, 2014 11:46:19 PMTwitter for Android
Kevin's friend is playing ass twerkin videos all night and the gf is like:

I approve of this http://t.co/L0ymJxkgDJ 		Friday, May 16, 2014 11:37:48 PMTwitter for Android
Actual Metro North poster... Very poor wording. Delays DO happen often, and I'm never glad. Fuckers. http://t.co/Y98iLV2LBf Friday, May 16, 2014 2:00:58 AMTwitter Web Client
But I appreesh, bro Sunday, May 04, 2014 11:28:53 PMTwitter for Android
@Waspito @mich_amore if he only kills bad guys, I approve.
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Sunday, May 04, 2014 11:05:19 PMTwitter for Android
Drankin all day watchin 90s and 2000s rap/R&B vids before we chill with @baldvinny in 203 later Friday, May 02, 2014 3:20:36 PMTwitter for Android
@kerbear88 because Fairfield gets cheap no name assholes for concerts.
In reply to @kerbear88's tweet
Wednesday, April 30, 2014 11:08:30 PMTwitter for Android
Sorry Mals, but based on Emma Stone's Tonight Show appearance, I must cheat on you with her. Wednesday, April 30, 2014 12:10:14 AMTwitter for Android Tablets
Take Ray Bans out of case. Frame is cracked in two and the lens fell out. Happy Monday to you also, cunts Monday, April 28, 2014 10:33:57 AMTwitter Web Client
Pistol grip pump in my lap at all times Friday, April 25, 2014 10:08:25 PMTwitter for Android
This blew my mind. Apparently, people open bananas backwards like monkeys? @ Booker Software http://t.co/84GXgAnD1W Thursday, April 17, 2014 4:49:02 PMInstagram
It's very apparent that these fuckers don't trust me any more and will hardly let me touch production Wednesday, April 16, 2014 4:01:12 PMTwitter Web Client
Apparently, that error means that my password was too long. Fucking assholes
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, April 11, 2014 4:34:37 PMTwitter Web Client
finally an Android calendar app that doesn't look like ASS: "New Android Calendar look and features leaked" http://t.co/VmozzOM3mZ Wednesday, April 09, 2014 3:35:06 PMfeedly cloud
I will never be as dapper as this guy on the subway. Looked like a classy guy from the 50s. Girlfriend's gaydar went off, mine did not... Friday, April 04, 2014 11:35:31 PMTwitter for Android
It's okay. The last time the Yankees opened 0-2 was in 2009. The last time before that was 1998. What happened then? Thursday, April 03, 2014 12:23:16 AMTwitter for Android
It's a grand day! Happy Yankee season! Tuesday, April 01, 2014 11:29:22 AMTwitter for Android
I think it's the zombie apocalypse out there, you guys Saturday, March 29, 2014 9:50:13 PMTwitter for Android
Colin: "Whenever someone says Smoke in the rollout chat, I imagine they're playing a smoking game... App8 is rolled...everyone smoke!" Tuesday, March 25, 2014 2:05:15 PMTwitter Web Client
Been drinking for 3 days straight. Cousin's kids baptism is tomorrow. Will definitely have the shits Saturday, March 22, 2014 9:06:59 PMTwitter for Android
Accidentally got drunk in Chicago. Capone sent me. Friday, March 14, 2014 11:21:27 PMTwitter for Android
I'm in Chicago during the wrong time period. I wanna hang with Johnny Torrio and Al Capone Friday, March 14, 2014 10:30:33 PMTwitter for Android
When we make a one line bugfix in our app: http://t.co/A1ECzqnbhl Wednesday, March 12, 2014 5:44:15 PMTwitter Web Client
Apparently, if you cancel Time Warner's shit service, they don't actually do it. Incompetent fucks. Saturday, March 01, 2014 7:41:16 PMTwitter for Android
Happy Monday! Start your workweek right with late MTA Metro North trains. Pieces of shit. Monday, February 24, 2014 8:08:21 AMTwitter for Android
What's worse? Al Quaeda or the Westboro Baptist Church? I'd go with Westboro... Saturday, February 15, 2014 6:48:40 PMTwitter for Android
First tweet from the Windows 8 App. This shit is pretty cool Thursday, January 30, 2014 2:23:51 PMTwitter for Windows
@AP Good. I'm sick of motherfuckers getting free handouts and I have to pay through the nose for everything
In reply to @AP's tweet
Monday, January 27, 2014 6:56:20 PMTwitter for Android
Honest to God. This is more fun than I ever had at the Grape with the exception of the night of graduation Saturday, January 25, 2014 11:17:42 PMTwitter for Android
Windows 8 weather app thinks it's 82 degrees in New York. FOR SURE NOT. It's less than the reciprocal of 82... http://t.co/Bmnk8BLp2e Friday, January 24, 2014 5:43:31 PMTwitter Web Client
Such a narcissist. Just looked at my reflection in a tap handle and couldn't get over how fuckin hot I am Friday, January 17, 2014 9:37:47 PMTwitter for Android
Happy bday grandma Friday, January 17, 2014 8:57:45 PMTwitter for Android
I'm just the happiest. @MalJNew Saturday, January 11, 2014 1:00:35 PMTwitter for Android
Our API documentation looks like a drunk rest stop bathroom attendant took Twitter bootstrap and threw up all over the webpage Thursday, January 09, 2014 3:05:51 PMTwitter Web Client
Bring me this dual GPU Aorus gaming laptop that's is less than an inch thick: http://t.co/RfUydLXjH4 Wednesday, January 08, 2014 11:08:09 PMfeedly cloud
Oh Jorge, I'm very disappointed in your test scores. Is everything alright at home? Monday, December 30, 2013 6:52:46 PMTwitter for Android
These apple pies are knocking me on my ass. Saturday, December 28, 2013 6:45:59 PMTwitter for Android
Its time for apple pies! Saturday, December 28, 2013 6:10:21 PMTwitter for Android
Just hid the stupid ass Flash copy to clipboard button on mobile devices for my twitter app. mobile doesnt have flash asswipe Tuesday, December 24, 2013 1:36:00 AMTwitter Web Client
Happy winter! (PS, why is it 60 degrees!?) Saturday, December 21, 2013 12:32:23 PMTwitter for Android
Apparently, I don't like when people talk too much. I should practice what I preach: http://t.co/Dx6X4XCaNS Saturday, December 21, 2013 3:01:20 AMTwitter for Android
The YouTube mobile app is a piece of shit. Uploaded a video I took normally (not vertical) uploaded it on my phone, and it uploaded vertical Saturday, December 21, 2013 2:46:02 AMTwitter for Android
It's official. I'm gonna drop dead of a heart attack at 35 because I'm a hyper, negative, lazy out of shape Type A personailty asshole. Monday, December 16, 2013 10:20:18 AMTwitter Web Client
So Kevin cleaned up all those booby traps and shit in one evening? Sunday, December 15, 2013 2:08:48 AMTwitter for Android
Herb?! Is this toothbrush ADA approved? Sunday, December 15, 2013 1:14:35 AMTwitter for Android
My boys dad down the block was a landscaper and had that same blue Dodge Ram. Such a sketch vehicle. Sunday, December 15, 2013 1:03:12 AMTwitter for Android
Playing Cranium. Had to act out Clint Eastwood.... Said Eminem rapped about him in his mid 20s and Andy guessed right. Saturday, December 14, 2013 10:16:40 PMTwitter for Android
Lol music's on at the bar. my mom likes Katy Perry so if she's disappointed in ne, she's a fraud Thursday, December 12, 2013 11:38:16 PMTwitter for Android
K now that I'm coherent again, this Twitter Android app update sucks a dick Thursday, December 12, 2013 2:30:51 PMTwitter for Android
Wordpress updates always scare me because of the potential to break my twitter app. Does this work? Thursday, December 12, 2013 1:13:58 PMTwitter Web Client
Joe P: "Yo AppFabric sucks a dick" Thursday, December 12, 2013 11:09:30 AMTwitter Web Client
âš¡ Twitter ruined its Android app. Christ.âš¡ (so difficult to use) hhhhj @MalJNew Wednesday, December 11, 2013 10:18:19 PMTwitter for Android
CTO did NOT appreciate me blasting Christmas in Hollis while other suits were visiting Wednesday, December 11, 2013 5:37:53 PMTwitter Web Client
Android needs to lose the problem where it becomes slow as fuck while apps are updating or installing Tuesday, December 10, 2013 9:18:03 PMTwitter for Android
Tell these Beauteeze skanks to stop assraping my API. 500 calls per minute? Cache. Jokers Monday, December 09, 2013 5:26:00 PMTwitter Web Client
Just had a legit "Happy Monday" lunch with my favorite @MalJNew Monday, December 09, 2013 2:57:03 PMTwitter Web Client
So I heard the USB 3.1 spec is supposed to have reversible connectors. #copyingapple About time. USB cables have 3 sides- 2 that don't work Sunday, December 08, 2013 9:41:37 PMTwitter for Android
Just drunk texted the gf's mom about the direction toilet paper should be rolled in. We agreed. Top down son... Sunday, December 01, 2013 5:00:54 PMTwitter for Android
@Waspito Murrrrrica.... Happy Thanksgiving to you, Veronica and fam!
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Thursday, November 28, 2013 5:18:23 PMTwitter for Android
@XtinaSchelin When I read "my hands are typing words," it reminded me of you. idk why. I can picture you saying it. Happy Thanksgiving!
In reply to @XtinaSchelin's tweet
Thursday, November 28, 2013 9:26:26 AMTwitter Web Client
Trying to debug our piece of shit API because it crashes. Enabled crash dumps. In 20 seconds, it dumped 73 gigs. Fucking piece. Place sux Monday, November 25, 2013 3:26:46 PMTwitter Web Client
2.5 hours in/Drunk train home: Happy birthday @mich_amore Sunday, November 24, 2013 2:24:59 AMTwitter for Android
Sorry Edgar. I'm too white to rap Biggie at an Irish pub with sunglasses in front of an Asian Thursday, November 14, 2013 8:52:02 PMTwitter for Android
I'm all about jammin to ghetto old skool rap beats today. I'm talkin Nas, Geto Boys, Biggie. Yes I spelled it skool. Wednesday, November 13, 2013 12:26:12 PMTwitter Web Client
Just had a great idea for a band. Sad lyrics but very upbeat and happy. #mindfuck Wednesday, November 06, 2013 11:51:49 PMTwitter for Android
How much pussy is Papi raking in with that Ski mask Wednesday, October 30, 2013 11:25:24 PMTwitter for Android
Vote for this shit you politician assed cunts: http://t.co/nAjRSeM94d Or else my commute starts to rape me in 2014 Thursday, October 24, 2013 3:29:05 PMTwitter Web Client
There's only one solution for this malocchio. Guys gotta disappear Friday, October 18, 2013 10:24:31 PMTwitter for Android
me: "Oh fuck. I just got a server alert and I'm on call. I don't have my laptop. Eh its fine, no one will know. Kev: "JOE!!! I'M YOUR BOSS" Thursday, October 17, 2013 9:15:45 PMTwitter for Android