1774 results for AP — page 11 of 18, showing 1001–1100
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Just ripped ass on the train badly & got the WORST look from these two Asians in front of me. probs making fun of me in Japanese. #whatever Wednesday, May 29, 2013 11:12:17 PMTwitter for Android
@mollyCsouthern @MalJNew SUPER NOODLES!! RT @UberFacts In 2000, Japan named Instant Noodles their best invention of the 20th century. Tuesday, May 21, 2013 12:49:42 AMTwitter Web Client
Almost just fell asleep standing on the train. Freaked then car out because I looked like I was going to collapse Monday, May 20, 2013 6:58:45 PMTwitter for Android
I'm just the happiest!!!!! Saturday, May 18, 2013 10:56:33 PMTwitter for Android
The Skype (sun) smiley is the happiest thing ever Monday, May 13, 2013 5:36:49 PMTwitter Web Client
Paula: "What happened with the big balls?" Hughlon: "I can't answer that, it's an HR problem." Monday, May 13, 2013 12:19:26 PMTwitter Web Client
The way I handle dates in my twitter app is 100% fuckup code. I need to rewite it. Fuckin code is worse than booker code Monday, May 13, 2013 2:15:38 AMTwitter Web Client
Happy Mother's Day all you mothers. Sunday, May 12, 2013 8:28:14 PMTwitter for Android
Oh app4 is down? Good. I'd fix it but you said i needed more experience and don't pay me fairly so I'm out drinking instead. Eat a dick Saturday, May 11, 2013 6:17:17 PMTwitter for Android
If I were mayor, I'd cockslap the shit out of crime Wednesday, May 08, 2013 7:48:20 PMTwitter for Android
But is this not the ugliest fucking building in the history of buildings? Fuckin scrap of peeling steel beams http://t.co/Yf1YVibVt2 Tuesday, April 30, 2013 1:29:29 PMTwitter for Android
Gonna add full text search to my twitter app instead of a %like% match. I was sick of assist coming up when I searched for ass Tuesday, April 30, 2013 12:40:28 PMTwitter Web Client
Know what I miss when I was a kid? The Mover and I used to stay up late and watch the Yanks on the west coast and eat apple pie a la mode Saturday, April 27, 2013 3:42:27 PMTwitter for Android
If the Celtics come back and win, Danny's gotta do a nakey lap Friday, April 26, 2013 9:18:11 PMTwitter for Android
COO told me to leave a good review for our Android App. I said do it once it didn't suck. Wednesday, April 24, 2013 11:30:39 AMTwitter Web Client
Fucking Apache and CentOS. Not used to this shit. Used to Ubuntu and Lighttpd/Nginx Tuesday, April 23, 2013 8:33:14 PMTwitter Web Client
Happy 420 to ya, you guys Saturday, April 20, 2013 8:53:30 PMTwitter for Android
Derick: "Joe's like- 'App 2 is down'" Friday, April 19, 2013 9:51:16 PMTwitter for Android
PS my silver fox boss just told me he doesnt give a fuck if i drink another bottle of this andre assed shit we bought cheaply Friday, April 19, 2013 6:37:11 PMTwitter Web Client
Whoever wrote the build script for our API documentation is a fuckin cunt muscle Friday, April 19, 2013 3:27:42 PMTwitter Web Client
Me explaining bluntly to Meg Long why something is broken in our app. #booker #hood http://t.co/RY2JyPQtzo Friday, April 19, 2013 12:54:59 PMTwitter Web Client
Xtina just named Eric: Popcaps. Fuckin boss Friday, April 19, 2013 10:59:39 AMTwitter Web Client
Gary Busey cracked me the f up on last Sunday's Apprentice Thursday, April 18, 2013 11:52:00 PMTwitter for Android
@Lessard_Eric @keith_connors @tomwcleary @jstanz37 I'll give you $100 if you steal the Jap flag Saturday, April 13, 2013 6:34:36 PMTwitter for Android
How am I supposed to work on my obnoxious Twitter app with HR parading back and forth behind be Wednesday, April 10, 2013 10:39:43 AMTwitter Web Client
God Damn it. My app's been pulling in in_reply_to_status_id instead of in_reply_to_status_id_str and now I have fucking exponents everywhere Wednesday, April 10, 2013 12:36:42 AMTwitter Web Client
@Lennon Ignore this. This is a test reply because I'm testing some code I pushed to my twitter app. Integers and shit. Not exponents.
In reply to @Lennon's tweet
Wednesday, April 10, 2013 12:27:48 AMTwitter Web Client
Jeeeez (@ Papaya Dog) http://4sq.com/10RBH4H Tuesday, April 09, 2013 8:49:49 PMfoursquare
Fucking Twitter API Monday, April 08, 2013 12:34:55 AMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu it's because I'm private. Click the icon in the top right to open it in the twitter app
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Sunday, April 07, 2013 8:10:54 PMTwitter for Android
Updating my twitter app to add my tweets in reply to others and link to them. The name of the function I used is didIReplyToaCracker() Sunday, April 07, 2013 2:08:15 PMTwitter Web Client
Twitter's android app redesign is PRETTY. Wednesday, April 03, 2013 5:21:03 PMTwitter Web Client
Happy Cheese Weasel Day! http://t.co/4NlnxIEdbB Wednesday, April 03, 2013 12:54:54 PMTwitter Web Client
I apologize in advance for today's future drunk tweets. Saturday, March 30, 2013 9:46:52 AMTwitter for Android
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. How did IE10 magically appear on my WINDOWS 7 computer? Friday, March 22, 2013 1:57:06 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck this fuckin place. I'm not getting bent out of shape. Everyone is an incompetent bitch? I'll just not do anything today. I won't fight. Wednesday, March 20, 2013 9:48:27 AMTwitter Web Client
My next project is to revamp the datepicker on my twitter app because the history page is absolute horse shit code. Tuesday, March 19, 2013 5:46:19 PMTwitter Web Client
Compiling some software at work. @ky9 would appreesh: http://t.co/onQbkF7dJ5 Friday, March 15, 2013 4:28:36 PMTwitter Web Client
we know what happened
wont happen again 		Friday, March 15, 2013 10:35:33 AMTwitter Web Client
Primary HDD failure in my laptop. Fucking son of a bitch. $120 SSD lasted 3 months. No data loss though. My files are redundant as fuck Friday, March 15, 2013 1:19:10 AMTwitter for Android
So let's say I tweet some shit... I moved servers. Did I fuck up my twitter app? Tuesday, March 12, 2013 6:01:48 AMTwitter Web Client
Boss man said I wasn't allowed to drink/have liquid when doing the RAM swap later on the DB server, but he said anything else was fair game Friday, March 08, 2013 3:02:38 PMTwitter Web Client
@Lennon @MalJNew Lennon, don't demo the API. That shit crashes every 38 fucking seconds.
In reply to @Lennon's tweet
Monday, March 04, 2013 11:24:16 PMTwitter Web Client
For fucks sake. The second time in two weeks our entire fucking app crashed while I was at lunch. Monday, March 04, 2013 3:51:57 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm actually in awe at how fucking bad Manhattan is still destroyed by Sandy. I'm by the seaport. Place is fucked. Had no clue Wednesday, February 27, 2013 9:56:25 PMTwitter for Android
Purim? Drink until you don't know the difference? Come on. I didn't know the difference between a high five and an ass slap on that barcrawl Wednesday, February 27, 2013 9:03:01 PMTwitter for Android
Posting to my twitter from our test server in our booking app, cunts. Thursday, February 21, 2013 9:37:55 AMBooker QA
New blog post: Twitter App Updated http://t.co/YQbQMzcpsT Wednesday, February 20, 2013 11:57:29 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
And the tamagotchi in my app just died. The fuck. I kept it happy and fed Tuesday, February 19, 2013 8:59:10 PMTwitter Web Client
Mal": "Oh that's an unfortunate looking child." Me: "Hey what if that was yours?" Mal: "I wouldn't photograph it" The meanest! Monday, February 18, 2013 4:16:22 PMTwitter for Android
Cool foursquare app: https://t.co/HD4CWyd @__JLu @MalJNew Thursday, February 14, 2013 1:54:49 PMTwitter Web Client
"This is such a gay bar. There's a reason its called MudFlaps" -Gio Wednesday, February 13, 2013 9:09:52 PMTwitter for Android
These morons removed their branding from the app. That's like the most important thing... Wednesday, February 13, 2013 1:46:13 AMTwitter for Android
Holy shit... What did foursquare do to their app? It's so different Wednesday, February 13, 2013 1:28:28 AMTwitter for Android
Xtina: "If they come over here and don't appreciate our language, they can go fuck themselves" Tuesday, February 12, 2013 3:47:14 PMTwitter Web Client
Derick: "Wezz coast rap is ass. Ah like Nas, Moss Def, Slick Rick" Sunday, February 10, 2013 9:17:41 PMTwitter for Android
For fuck's sake. I went to resize a cloud server and took out all of our mobile apps... Fucking RackSpace Cloud Wednesday, February 06, 2013 1:27:02 AMTwitter Web Client
Deat MTA alerts. I could give a fuck that your traintime app is down. Stop emailing me every 5 minutes and actually fix it. Wastes Tuesday, February 05, 2013 9:51:56 AMTwitter Web Client
How you know I'm a fat fuck: I just snapped a metal wheel in two on my rolling chair because I was leaning in one direction on it. Tuesday, February 05, 2013 1:48:31 AMTwitter Web Client
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG. Just downloaded my whole tweet archive from twitter. Now to import the ones I missed into my app... Monday, February 04, 2013 8:09:06 PMTwitter Web Client
Now I have to sit here and restart servers like a fucking dickhead until some user stops abusing the API Wednesday, January 30, 2013 1:22:19 PMTwitter Web Client
PRO. FUCKING. TIP: IF YOUR APP HAS AN API, RATE LIMIT IT YOU CUNTS SO PARTNERS DON'T CRASH THE SYSTEM EVERY 2.5 MINUTES Fuckin amatuer hour Wednesday, January 30, 2013 1:21:29 PMTwitter Web Client
Please stop talking so loudly in Japanese. Please stop. Its too early. Tuesday, January 22, 2013 8:08:14 AMTwitter for Android
Happy #djbj day to ya, you guys. Monday, January 21, 2013 6:42:38 PMTwitter for Android
Mover is dapper tonight. Sunday, January 20, 2013 5:21:32 PMTwitter for Android
I just unlocked the "NYC Big Apple" badge on @foursquare for checking in to 3 iconic New York City locations! http://4sq.com/VQ3MdL Friday, January 11, 2013 12:29:15 PMfoursquare
"You can bring that toilet paper to the bathroom, but leave a roll here." Me: "What are you gonna wipe your ass in bed?" Tuesday, January 08, 2013 9:15:36 PMTwitter for Android
I just reached Level 2 of the "Bento" badge on @foursquare. I’ve checked in at 5 different Japanese Restaurants! http://4sq.com/13eFTPp Monday, January 07, 2013 7:05:59 PMfoursquare
Yo. All my single dudes. Molly is fuckin bangin hot right now. Get it. PS - Happy birthday Molly! Saturday, January 05, 2013 11:57:58 PMTwitter for Android
"My Godmother hooked up with the Priest at my Baptism in the apartment I now live in" -Mikey Sunday, December 30, 2012 2:39:51 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck offfffffff I'm the happiest son Friday, December 28, 2012 1:27:55 AMTwitter for Android
And when you lose control. You reap the harvest you have sewn Thursday, December 27, 2012 9:39:11 PMTwitter for Android
When will twitter let me export all of my tweets? Need to import them into my own DB so my app can be complete! It's missing some from 2008 Monday, December 24, 2012 5:14:43 PMTwitter Web Client
"Apartment: shitshow. Salesforce: clean" -Alisa Tuesday, December 18, 2012 7:34:57 PMTwitter for Android
test tweet (Making sure WordPress 3.5 doesn't break my twitter app) Sunday, December 16, 2012 11:39:25 PMTwitter Web Client
I just told my CEO I save this company 29grand a year and if he doesn't appreciate it he can blow me Friday, December 14, 2012 11:08:02 PMTwitter for Android
Motherfuckin CHRISTMAS party... You happy now, @RockNationRadio? Fuckin A, I was trying to be neutral. Friday, December 14, 2012 5:58:04 PMTwitter Web Client
Happy 12/12/12 day! Wednesday, December 12, 2012 9:41:46 AMTwitter Web Client
502 bad gateway on Gmail. Almost as bad as our mobile app Monday, December 10, 2012 11:55:40 AMTwitter Web Client
I could go for a grapefruit right now. #saturdaybrunch Saturday, December 08, 2012 10:45:51 AMTwitter for Android
Fuckin dentist appointment. Would've stayed in the city. Jesus Fucking Christ Saturday, December 08, 2012 1:39:04 AMTwitter for Android
Two things: I'm air drumming to AC/DC. And Scott better tap this chicks pussy but he won't Friday, December 07, 2012 8:30:04 PMTwitter for Android
Thanks for stating it's December in your GChat status, captain obvious dumbfuck: http://t.co/r5EilrE Monday, December 03, 2012 1:00:02 PMTwitter Web Client
Wonder what would happen if I did a line of Emergen-C Monday, December 03, 2012 12:00:16 PMTwitter Web Client
What I sent to our product team regarding our mobile app http://t.co/BYdblBf Wednesday, November 28, 2012 5:31:28 PMTwitter Web Client
Our mobile apps are fucking pieces of shit. Wednesday, November 28, 2012 5:07:39 PMTwitter Web Client
When i bust my gat, motherfuckers take dirt naps. Tuesday, November 20, 2012 10:28:02 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm gonna go watch these tapes Monday, November 19, 2012 9:49:33 PMTwitter for Android
This cabbie smells like fuckin onions. Big deal. Happens Friday, November 16, 2012 9:34:34 PMTwitter for Android
These Ukranians do whatever the fuck I say. It's awesome. I could tell them to put a dick in the app and they'd do it. Thursday, November 15, 2012 2:07:32 PMTwitter Web Client
"Wait. He inherited her last name?!?! What a bitch. I'm gonna tap that ass." Wednesday, November 14, 2012 3:50:10 PMTwitter for Android
Yes, TK. I appreciate you yelling at me in front of DLK that it's ALL my fault we all stayed too late drinking in the office last Friday. Monday, November 12, 2012 9:03:31 AMTwitter Web Client
Our new corporate logo is goatse central. Looks like a gaping asshole Saturday, November 10, 2012 4:37:59 PMTwitter for Android
Vincent. Amanda. Yous two need to fuck. If you don't I'll be disappointed. Friday, November 09, 2012 10:39:50 PMTwitter for Android
Margaret Schroder, you dog! Keeps tapping Mr. Slater I see Thursday, November 08, 2012 11:25:47 PMTwitter for Android
"You suck at your job, you've got a Napoleonic complex and I'm gonna fuck your mother if I ever meet her" -Billy Walsh Thursday, November 08, 2012 5:07:10 PMTwitter Web Client
Finally fixed my twitter app. Imported the missing tweets and for the word count page, it sorts based on usage (rather than alphabetical) Thursday, November 08, 2012 2:07:40 AMTwitter Web Client
Happy Election Day! May the odds be ever in your favor! Tuesday, November 06, 2012 7:50:02 AMTwitter for Android
fuckin legitimate. fixed a bug in my twitter app and now the times aren't like 4 hours off. Enfuckinjoyyyyyy http://t.co/QJWJvSF Tuesday, November 06, 2012 2:55:34 AMTwitter Web Client
I just ousted @lemiller9109 as the mayor of Gerwigs White Barn on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/apGY0O Friday, November 02, 2012 6:01:28 PMfoursquare