1807 results for AP — page 11 of 19, showing 1001–1100
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:zap: Saturday, August 03, 2013 12:24:09 AMTwitter Web Client
Updated WordPress. Hope it doesn't break my Twitter app... Saturday, August 03, 2013 12:21:18 AMTwitter Web Client
I'd like to know why the work shitter is always jammed. Can't even take a peaceful crap... Thursday, August 01, 2013 5:38:15 PMTwitter for Android
Happy Moto X announcement/(release?) day! Thursday, August 01, 2013 7:44:51 AMTwitter for Android
I want to take a baseball bat and destroy shit Big Papi style Wednesday, July 31, 2013 8:35:20 AMTwitter for Android
On strike until my Moto X is in my hand #myphoneisapieceofshit Tuesday, July 30, 2013 9:32:57 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm puzzled as to why the Catholic Church decided to hold World Youth Day in Rio. Isn't the point of Rio to tap wild assed Brazilian sluts? Monday, July 29, 2013 11:46:59 AMTwitter Web Client
Lisa: its like a strap on thing you can pee with Sunday, July 28, 2013 12:46:00 AMTwitter for Android
I look hot today. I'd tap me Friday, July 26, 2013 10:43:55 AMTwitter Web Client
May I ask what the fuck is the purpose of a living, immobile, hermaphroditic rock? And why would Chileans eat it? http://t.co/ukCW1Q72pu Wednesday, July 24, 2013 1:07:05 AMTwitter Web Client
Caption contest: "Sabato?" http://t.co/TsAm2MSNUL Monday, July 22, 2013 11:32:41 PMTwitter for Android
Just wrote a script to crash our system rapidly to test our error logging and alerting. Testing against production.... Monday, July 22, 2013 1:25:15 PMTwitter Web Client
@portfolioso Fucking GetGlue app. Shameless ad/plug. I hate that shit
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, July 16, 2013 1:11:38 AMTwitter Web Client
Lots of conversation about #Dexter happening on #GetGlue http://t.co/qAVF9Z9ylS Monday, July 15, 2013 9:51:18 PMGetGlue.com
If someone is singing pearl jams Jeremy at the bar I'm legit happy Friday, July 12, 2013 10:13:34 PMTwitter for Android
It could be classified as a weapon but sticks shit together: gluegun Friday, July 12, 2013 8:29:28 PMTwitter for Android
If we figure out this Itinerary builder API problem, I'll do the nakey dance. That shit cray Friday, July 12, 2013 11:29:41 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm very disappointed how my twitter is less batshit crazy than it used to be. #maybeitprobablystillis I'll improve after 10,000 Friday, July 12, 2013 2:09:49 AMTwitter Web Client
I don't actually appreesh that. Ya know.... But I'll let it slide Friday, June 28, 2013 6:02:24 PMTwitter for Android
I just beat myself up because I forgot what the amygdala was in the brain. Bitch I got a 5 on AP psych. I should know this shit. Thursday, June 27, 2013 9:29:19 PMTwitter for Android
@VZWpaul @MarkAbsher @VZWnews Actually make 4G go faster than 56k in Lower Manhattan and I'll be happy
In reply to @VZWpaul's tweet
Thursday, June 27, 2013 10:05:27 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @KFCBarstool: 1 yr later and my @TWCable_NYC internet still fucking sucks. Thanks for nothing Time Warner. Hope all the bad things happe… Wednesday, June 26, 2013 9:03:56 PMTwitter Web Client
Love how I go to the beach and wear 15 and not reapply and be fine. @MalJNew put on 70 and is a lobster #thefairest vs #Sicilian #yeahbuddy Saturday, June 22, 2013 1:29:04 PMTwitter for Android
Don't need an appetizer of fries, but #yolo (@ O'Hara's Restaurant & Pub w/ 3 others) http://4sq.com/107XyZ9 Friday, June 21, 2013 2:17:20 PMfoursquare
I might bang this wrap I made myself. Ham, turkey, provolone, bologna, oil and arugula. OMNOMNOMNOM Friday, June 21, 2013 12:39:22 PMTwitter Web Client
Also, I just grabbed Antonia's ass and request a lap dance. Wednesday, June 19, 2013 7:53:08 PMTwitter for Android
Getting https configured for Microsoft webservices/APIs can actually suck my dick right now. Wednesday, June 19, 2013 10:07:49 AMTwitter Web Client
OMG FIOS MOBILE APP FOR ANDROID IS OUT. I MIGHT CUM Wednesday, June 12, 2013 12:15:31 AMTwitter Web Client
Honestly, as a soon-to-be former Google Fanboy and Apple hater, Google I/O was ASS compared to what Apple announced at WWDC. Monday, June 10, 2013 8:42:54 PMTwitter Web Client
Derick: "Management will tell you: Money isn't the key to happiness. But that's bullshit because they've got money already" Thursday, June 06, 2013 9:31:54 PMTwitter for Android
actually agree w/ this mets ass fan RT @KFCBarstool 3h Best thing that could happen for the #Yankees is a 1,000 game suspension for #Arod Wednesday, June 05, 2013 12:17:46 AMTwitter Web Client
I want a lap dance from Antonia Friday, May 31, 2013 7:50:35 PMTwitter for Android
We need to get this API developer Justin a lap dance and some strippers Thursday, May 30, 2013 10:34:23 AMTwitter for Android
Just ripped ass on the train badly & got the WORST look from these two Asians in front of me. probs making fun of me in Japanese. #whatever Wednesday, May 29, 2013 11:12:17 PMTwitter for Android
@mollyCsouthern @MalJNew SUPER NOODLES!! RT @UberFacts In 2000, Japan named Instant Noodles their best invention of the 20th century. Tuesday, May 21, 2013 12:49:42 AMTwitter Web Client
Almost just fell asleep standing on the train. Freaked then car out because I looked like I was going to collapse Monday, May 20, 2013 6:58:45 PMTwitter for Android
I'm just the happiest!!!!! Saturday, May 18, 2013 10:56:33 PMTwitter for Android
The Skype (sun) smiley is the happiest thing ever Monday, May 13, 2013 5:36:49 PMTwitter Web Client
Paula: "What happened with the big balls?" Hughlon: "I can't answer that, it's an HR problem." Monday, May 13, 2013 12:19:26 PMTwitter Web Client
The way I handle dates in my twitter app is 100% fuckup code. I need to rewite it. Fuckin code is worse than booker code Monday, May 13, 2013 2:15:38 AMTwitter Web Client
Happy Mother's Day all you mothers. Sunday, May 12, 2013 8:28:14 PMTwitter for Android
Oh app4 is down? Good. I'd fix it but you said i needed more experience and don't pay me fairly so I'm out drinking instead. Eat a dick Saturday, May 11, 2013 6:17:17 PMTwitter for Android
If I were mayor, I'd cockslap the shit out of crime Wednesday, May 08, 2013 7:48:20 PMTwitter for Android
But is this not the ugliest fucking building in the history of buildings? Fuckin scrap of peeling steel beams http://t.co/Yf1YVibVt2 Tuesday, April 30, 2013 1:29:29 PMTwitter for Android
Gonna add full text search to my twitter app instead of a %like% match. I was sick of assist coming up when I searched for ass Tuesday, April 30, 2013 12:40:28 PMTwitter Web Client
Know what I miss when I was a kid? The Mover and I used to stay up late and watch the Yanks on the west coast and eat apple pie a la mode Saturday, April 27, 2013 3:42:27 PMTwitter for Android
If the Celtics come back and win, Danny's gotta do a nakey lap Friday, April 26, 2013 9:18:11 PMTwitter for Android
COO told me to leave a good review for our Android App. I said do it once it didn't suck. Wednesday, April 24, 2013 11:30:39 AMTwitter Web Client
Fucking Apache and CentOS. Not used to this shit. Used to Ubuntu and Lighttpd/Nginx Tuesday, April 23, 2013 8:33:14 PMTwitter Web Client
Happy 420 to ya, you guys Saturday, April 20, 2013 8:53:30 PMTwitter for Android
Derick: "Joe's like- 'App 2 is down'" Friday, April 19, 2013 9:51:16 PMTwitter for Android
PS my silver fox boss just told me he doesnt give a fuck if i drink another bottle of this andre assed shit we bought cheaply Friday, April 19, 2013 6:37:11 PMTwitter Web Client
Whoever wrote the build script for our API documentation is a fuckin cunt muscle Friday, April 19, 2013 3:27:42 PMTwitter Web Client
Me explaining bluntly to Meg Long why something is broken in our app. #booker #hood http://t.co/RY2JyPQtzo Friday, April 19, 2013 12:54:59 PMTwitter Web Client
Xtina just named Eric: Popcaps. Fuckin boss Friday, April 19, 2013 10:59:39 AMTwitter Web Client
Gary Busey cracked me the f up on last Sunday's Apprentice Thursday, April 18, 2013 11:52:00 PMTwitter for Android
@Lessard_Eric @keith_connors @tomwcleary @jstanz37 I'll give you $100 if you steal the Jap flag Saturday, April 13, 2013 6:34:36 PMTwitter for Android
How am I supposed to work on my obnoxious Twitter app with HR parading back and forth behind be Wednesday, April 10, 2013 10:39:43 AMTwitter Web Client
God Damn it. My app's been pulling in in_reply_to_status_id instead of in_reply_to_status_id_str and now I have fucking exponents everywhere Wednesday, April 10, 2013 12:36:42 AMTwitter Web Client
@Lennon Ignore this. This is a test reply because I'm testing some code I pushed to my twitter app. Integers and shit. Not exponents.
In reply to @Lennon's tweet
Wednesday, April 10, 2013 12:27:48 AMTwitter Web Client
Jeeeez (@ Papaya Dog) http://4sq.com/10RBH4H Tuesday, April 09, 2013 8:49:49 PMfoursquare
Fucking Twitter API Monday, April 08, 2013 12:34:55 AMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu it's because I'm private. Click the icon in the top right to open it in the twitter app
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Sunday, April 07, 2013 8:10:54 PMTwitter for Android
Updating my twitter app to add my tweets in reply to others and link to them. The name of the function I used is didIReplyToaCracker() Sunday, April 07, 2013 2:08:15 PMTwitter Web Client
Twitter's android app redesign is PRETTY. Wednesday, April 03, 2013 5:21:03 PMTwitter Web Client
Happy Cheese Weasel Day! http://t.co/4NlnxIEdbB Wednesday, April 03, 2013 12:54:54 PMTwitter Web Client
I apologize in advance for today's future drunk tweets. Saturday, March 30, 2013 9:46:52 AMTwitter for Android
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. How did IE10 magically appear on my WINDOWS 7 computer? Friday, March 22, 2013 1:57:06 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck this fuckin place. I'm not getting bent out of shape. Everyone is an incompetent bitch? I'll just not do anything today. I won't fight. Wednesday, March 20, 2013 9:48:27 AMTwitter Web Client
My next project is to revamp the datepicker on my twitter app because the history page is absolute horse shit code. Tuesday, March 19, 2013 5:46:19 PMTwitter Web Client
Compiling some software at work. @ky9 would appreesh: http://t.co/onQbkF7dJ5 Friday, March 15, 2013 4:28:36 PMTwitter Web Client
we know what happened
wont happen again 		Friday, March 15, 2013 10:35:33 AMTwitter Web Client
Primary HDD failure in my laptop. Fucking son of a bitch. $120 SSD lasted 3 months. No data loss though. My files are redundant as fuck Friday, March 15, 2013 1:19:10 AMTwitter for Android
So let's say I tweet some shit... I moved servers. Did I fuck up my twitter app? Tuesday, March 12, 2013 6:01:48 AMTwitter Web Client
Boss man said I wasn't allowed to drink/have liquid when doing the RAM swap later on the DB server, but he said anything else was fair game Friday, March 08, 2013 3:02:38 PMTwitter Web Client
@Lennon @MalJNew Lennon, don't demo the API. That shit crashes every 38 fucking seconds.
In reply to @Lennon's tweet
Monday, March 04, 2013 11:24:16 PMTwitter Web Client
For fucks sake. The second time in two weeks our entire fucking app crashed while I was at lunch. Monday, March 04, 2013 3:51:57 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm actually in awe at how fucking bad Manhattan is still destroyed by Sandy. I'm by the seaport. Place is fucked. Had no clue Wednesday, February 27, 2013 9:56:25 PMTwitter for Android
Purim? Drink until you don't know the difference? Come on. I didn't know the difference between a high five and an ass slap on that barcrawl Wednesday, February 27, 2013 9:03:01 PMTwitter for Android
Posting to my twitter from our test server in our booking app, cunts. Thursday, February 21, 2013 9:37:55 AMBooker QA
New blog post: Twitter App Updated http://t.co/YQbQMzcpsT Wednesday, February 20, 2013 11:57:29 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
And the tamagotchi in my app just died. The fuck. I kept it happy and fed Tuesday, February 19, 2013 8:59:10 PMTwitter Web Client
Mal": "Oh that's an unfortunate looking child." Me: "Hey what if that was yours?" Mal: "I wouldn't photograph it" The meanest! Monday, February 18, 2013 4:16:22 PMTwitter for Android
Cool foursquare app: https://t.co/HD4CWyd @__JLu @MalJNew Thursday, February 14, 2013 1:54:49 PMTwitter Web Client
"This is such a gay bar. There's a reason its called MudFlaps" -Gio Wednesday, February 13, 2013 9:09:52 PMTwitter for Android
These morons removed their branding from the app. That's like the most important thing... Wednesday, February 13, 2013 1:46:13 AMTwitter for Android
Holy shit... What did foursquare do to their app? It's so different Wednesday, February 13, 2013 1:28:28 AMTwitter for Android
Xtina: "If they come over here and don't appreciate our language, they can go fuck themselves" Tuesday, February 12, 2013 3:47:14 PMTwitter Web Client
Derick: "Wezz coast rap is ass. Ah like Nas, Moss Def, Slick Rick" Sunday, February 10, 2013 9:17:41 PMTwitter for Android
For fuck's sake. I went to resize a cloud server and took out all of our mobile apps... Fucking RackSpace Cloud Wednesday, February 06, 2013 1:27:02 AMTwitter Web Client
Deat MTA alerts. I could give a fuck that your traintime app is down. Stop emailing me every 5 minutes and actually fix it. Wastes Tuesday, February 05, 2013 9:51:56 AMTwitter Web Client
How you know I'm a fat fuck: I just snapped a metal wheel in two on my rolling chair because I was leaning in one direction on it. Tuesday, February 05, 2013 1:48:31 AMTwitter Web Client
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG. Just downloaded my whole tweet archive from twitter. Now to import the ones I missed into my app... Monday, February 04, 2013 8:09:06 PMTwitter Web Client
Now I have to sit here and restart servers like a fucking dickhead until some user stops abusing the API Wednesday, January 30, 2013 1:22:19 PMTwitter Web Client
PRO. FUCKING. TIP: IF YOUR APP HAS AN API, RATE LIMIT IT YOU CUNTS SO PARTNERS DON'T CRASH THE SYSTEM EVERY 2.5 MINUTES Fuckin amatuer hour Wednesday, January 30, 2013 1:21:29 PMTwitter Web Client
Please stop talking so loudly in Japanese. Please stop. Its too early. Tuesday, January 22, 2013 8:08:14 AMTwitter for Android
Happy #djbj day to ya, you guys. Monday, January 21, 2013 6:42:38 PMTwitter for Android
Mover is dapper tonight. Sunday, January 20, 2013 5:21:32 PMTwitter for Android
I just unlocked the "NYC Big Apple" badge on @foursquare for checking in to 3 iconic New York City locations! http://4sq.com/VQ3MdL Friday, January 11, 2013 12:29:15 PMfoursquare
"You can bring that toilet paper to the bathroom, but leave a roll here." Me: "What are you gonna wipe your ass in bed?" Tuesday, January 08, 2013 9:15:36 PMTwitter for Android