1843 results for AP — page 13 of 19, showing 1201–1300
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@VtotheFlo and this applies to you how?
In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet
Sunday, August 26, 2012 10:57:31 PMTwitter for Android
I apologize in advance for my drunken blackout tweets later Saturday, August 25, 2012 2:17:19 PMTwitter for Android
RT @H9RBSjs: When bashing Apple supporters, avoid the politically incorrect term "fanboy". Instead, use the gender-neutral "imbecile". Monday, August 20, 2012 11:43:33 AMTwitter Web Client
waiting for the code to compile and for the app server to defragment. I should go play ping pong or fooseball Friday, August 17, 2012 11:01:03 AMTwitter Web Client
"almost nothing ever happened here" is now a false statement Wednesday, August 15, 2012 4:58:26 PMTwitter Web Client
HOLD THE PHONE... the grape doesn't have a fucking trough anymore to piss in? There are urinals now? They've gone soft. Saturday, August 11, 2012 11:33:32 PMTwitter for Android
12:50AM Time for be.... Wait. I have to do server maintenance. API keys don't change themselves, you guys Friday, August 10, 2012 12:51:01 AMTwitter Web Client
Google Now makes stupid assed assumptions. Just bc I search for a place on maps doesn't mean it should show a card with traffic as a commute Monday, August 06, 2012 12:19:01 AMTwitter for Android
I'm at karaoke watching two of the drunkest, whitest girls rap biggie's gimmie the loot. hAHa Sunday, August 05, 2012 1:28:39 AMTwitter for Android
I don't think you understand what just happened. My boss just beat me in a drinking game and almost just made me puke all over this bitch. Friday, August 03, 2012 6:25:35 PMTwitter Web Client
Our system: Threadbare tapestry unwinding slow Friday, August 03, 2012 4:53:22 PMTwitter Web Client
I just reread all of my sexts with @Colithika for the past two weels and the convo is just the craziest. Made me so happy. Friday, August 03, 2012 12:06:56 AMTwitter Web Client
Who's the dick who put this Apple sticker on my Nexus 7? Pure hypocrisy! http://t.co/oY8eFem Tuesday, July 31, 2012 4:56:52 PMInstagram
Really shitty Monday. I feel like crap and need to investigate why our servers were more fucked up than I was on Saturday Monday, July 30, 2012 10:44:01 AMTwitter Web Client
#velbapalooza is trending on the G1 peeps' twitters Friday, July 27, 2012 10:02:19 AMTwitter for Android
Happy birthday to my favorite mover! Guys like old as fuck today. Many more! Friday, July 27, 2012 12:14:37 AMTwitter for Android
Also I'm like the happiest right now. Thursday, July 26, 2012 11:35:37 PMTwitter for Android
I will be very disappointed if the chill conductor dude who calls everyone tiger/boss/sport/ace is not back this week on my morning train Monday, July 23, 2012 7:56:46 AMTwitter for Android
PS - the UI team and Michelle need to get off my dick. The mobile apps can crash and burn. No more feedback from me. Tuesday, July 17, 2012 10:34:00 AMTwitter Web Client
Doesn't sound appealing. This cannot be serious. http://t.co/ZgPjknV Monday, July 16, 2012 5:45:53 PMInstagram
Dude with a Vineyard Vines sunglasses strap on his glasses here. Pure douchebaggery. Little piece of material is probably like $75 Monday, July 16, 2012 7:56:40 AMTwitter for Android
Christina: "Holy crap on toast!" Friday, July 13, 2012 1:28:03 PMTwitter Web Client
Caught two more smokes looking. Must be prime in prime shape today. Tuesday, July 10, 2012 8:05:11 AMTwitter for Android
Oh I think I just popped my gay bar cherry. Hey. Happens. Dave grohl where ya at? Sunday, July 08, 2012 12:19:16 AMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Verizon's Android WiFi Remote App is Some Shady Shit http://bit.ly/MaRyVE Saturday, July 07, 2012 4:04:26 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
The only thing I'm disappointed in is the fact that there's no YouTube video of me wiping. Would've been hysterical Saturday, July 07, 2012 3:22:34 AMTwitter for Android
Foursquare is being useless again. Its down more than our app Friday, July 06, 2012 1:40:15 PMTwitter for Android
No one wants to go to the bar with me. See what happens when @MalJNew and Elise are away? Tuesday, July 03, 2012 3:57:10 PMTwitter for Android
I am requesting Cap'n Karls Bratato Salad for my BBQ tomorrow. @DadBoner Tuesday, July 03, 2012 3:56:21 PMTwitter for Android
All the engineers and COO are pissed at me for making too many decisions on my own without approval. Fuck that. I know best Wednesday, June 27, 2012 10:18:49 AMTwitter Web Client
BULL. SHIT. this crime heatmap says Bridgeport is in the green and Stratford is not. I don't buy that http://t.co/2XCKuvt Wednesday, June 27, 2012 12:53:48 AMTwitter Web Client
Happy pride day. (Still gay for Dave Robertson) Sunday, June 24, 2012 11:07:10 PMTwitter for Android
No Alexey, when the app crashes the server every 20 minutes, the solution is NOT to auto reset IIS every 15 mins. Fix the fucking shit code. Monday, June 18, 2012 12:12:03 PMTwitter Web Client
Some random number I don't recognize just texted me happy father's day. Well I certainly hope not!!! Sunday, June 17, 2012 7:53:49 PMTwitter for Android
This is what happens when the bathroom lock is busted. http://t.co/Fw0IlcQ Thursday, June 14, 2012 5:09:23 PMInstagram
As a dude that hates Apple. Maps in iOS 6 actually looks legit. Like... They copied what google did and probably did better. Monday, June 11, 2012 6:53:41 PMTwitter for Android
I'm at Big Apple BBQ Block Party 2012 (New York, NY) w/ 623 others http://4sq.com/MnhPiS Saturday, June 09, 2012 2:18:21 PMfoursquare
Real talk. Bon appitite for that pussy. Friday, June 08, 2012 9:21:54 PMTwitter for Android
But she apologized to me for being a cuntface Friday, June 01, 2012 9:06:08 PMTwitter for Android
Shameer sez: JOE THE BRO IN THE KNOW WITH ALL THE HOES HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY DUDE!!!! Friday, June 01, 2012 5:28:19 PMTwitter Web Client
Oh I'm going to shake a bitch. So the 100% CPU issue happened because our location IDs went over 10000 and we only handle 9999. Inf Loops! Thursday, May 31, 2012 5:05:18 PMTwitter Web Client
Crushin some G&Ts. Gotta use the Bombay Saph, you guys or else it'll suck Wednesday, May 30, 2012 7:46:17 PMTwitter Web Client
"What happened to my smoketest?!?!" Cisco: "You smoked it" Tuesday, May 29, 2012 9:38:44 AMTwitter Web Client
Cleary to chicks: "I like when you pull tape off my skin" Saturday, May 26, 2012 5:43:44 PMTwitter for Android
@ShavingFoams happy birthday. Or day after your birthday. Or some shit. Idk I'm hammered and got tossed from the bar. Lol
In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet
Friday, May 25, 2012 2:17:27 AMTwitter for Android
This game is a bunch of bullshit. Nap time because I'll be up all night Monday, May 21, 2012 10:04:59 PMTwitter for Android
While looking at the 2012 high school yearbook: "wow. I remember when these fuckers were in diapers. Our lives are over." Sunday, May 20, 2012 12:09:04 AMTwitter for Android
Also, Elise's ass is good but Idk. Like... I refrained from slapping it on cinco for mad respect, but she knows she likes it. Friday, May 18, 2012 12:16:59 AMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Idiotic, Hipster Apple Fanboy Scientists Think Siri Can Cure Cancer http://bit.ly/LFP56k Sunday, May 13, 2012 4:21:34 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Happy Mother's Day, all you mothers Sunday, May 13, 2012 12:57:41 PMTwitter for Android
Instead of flirting with players, can you make me a mother fuckin snack wrap. Jesus christ. Fuckin guy is slower than shit Friday, May 11, 2012 12:57:52 AMTwitter for Android
RT @portfolioso unlike other jokers I hear about, whiskey dick does not happen to me bc I'm a mother fuckin boss Thursday, May 03, 2012 12:11:16 AMTwitter for Android
@ShavingFoams unlike other jokers I hear about, whiskey dick does not happen to me bc I'm a mother fuckin boss.
In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet
Thursday, May 03, 2012 12:05:53 AMTwitter for Android
Also, happy Monday. Monday, April 30, 2012 8:01:37 AMTwitter for Android
You shit-kicking, stinky horse-manure smelling motherfucker you! Go back there and apologize now! Sunday, April 29, 2012 5:54:13 PMTwitter Web Client
Domain renewal time. Godaddy sucks. Cluttered, tries to upsell you 87 times Should have transferred to namecheap during the SOPA protests. Sunday, April 29, 2012 2:23:42 AMTwitter Web Client
well I take back my complaints, bc our app was the fastest tested and it was a cool web talk. Thursday, April 26, 2012 11:09:22 PMTwitter for Android
No, I don't want your happy balloon. But if I did take it, could we bang? Wednesday, April 25, 2012 4:56:05 PMTwitter Web Client
Aubrey is an absolute moron on the celebrity apprentice. That being said, she's got some rack. Sunday, April 22, 2012 10:01:41 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu remember when @kevinrose was awesome with the dark tip on the screen savers? Then he turned into an apple fan boy working for google
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Wednesday, April 18, 2012 3:32:58 PMTwitter for Android
If that hot redhead bartender isn't at Barfly later, I'll be disappoint Friday, April 13, 2012 9:42:03 AMTwitter Web Client
Almost fell asleep standing up on the subway. Started to collapse, woke up and made a weird jerky motion. Nice Thursday, April 12, 2012 7:28:47 PMTwitter for Android
RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: After 3 beer I can able use any of cloud API. Thursday, April 12, 2012 6:47:14 PMTwitter for Android
Actual email: "Remember how I said I SQL injected the database and broke the app by accident? Welp, I SQL injected a fix, so it works now." Wednesday, April 11, 2012 1:01:31 AMTwitter Web Client
I just wished Dan a Happy Monday and he told me that it was Tuesday and I was off to a bad start. HHHH Tuesday, April 10, 2012 9:38:44 AMTwitter Web Client
@ky9 if course I would get it instantly. Now I can be like those hipster Apple fanboy photographer wannabes
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Tuesday, April 03, 2012 7:17:58 PMTwitter for Android
It's me http://t.co/sCAp4oc Tuesday, April 03, 2012 6:01:10 PMInstagram
RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: In devops we are never assign blame, we are just try of find out how the fuck it happen. Monday, April 02, 2012 11:36:49 PMTwitter for Android
I would have slapped Elise's ass so hard but she's on to me... gotta keep a low profile. Even though she likes it. Friday, March 30, 2012 10:30:01 PMTwitter for Android
I mean. She's a cool dude. But shed fall apart like a book of matches Friday, March 30, 2012 9:15:40 PMTwitter for Android
Happy birthday, birthday people... I have to go write a script. Friday, March 30, 2012 5:04:16 PMTwitter Web Client
So pretty much when you die and click "run again" the app closes. No one caught this shit after it was delayed like 3 months? Poor QA Tuesday, March 27, 2012 6:20:59 PMTwitter Web Client
@Novellabella There are no notifications in that app
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
Sunday, March 25, 2012 11:20:28 PMTwitter for Android
Peppermint schnapps? Tastes like Christmas?! Saturday, March 24, 2012 11:39:43 PMTwitter for Android
@ShavingFoams that's @respectapole to you, sir!
In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet
Thursday, March 22, 2012 2:08:53 AMTwitter Web Client
@Novellabella if you don't like respectapole, you can try Studio Goddess Polelates, Mix of the Trix or Vertical Vixens. I don't make this up Thursday, March 22, 2012 2:07:15 AMTwitter Web Client
@ShavingFoams @Novellabella May I suggest scheduling some pole dancing classes? http://www.secure-booker.com/respectapole/MakeAppointment/Results.aspx
In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet
Thursday, March 22, 2012 2:05:45 AMTwitter Web Client
Also @MalJNew just heard the phrase "shit happens when you party naked" for the first time tonight. I remember when I was 17. Friday, March 16, 2012 8:06:18 PMTwitter for Android
I mean... hot Irish tap dancers on the bar aren't terrible right now Friday, March 16, 2012 8:04:45 PMTwitter for Android
This new Gchat UI in iGoogle looks like crap. I'm telling you. Google's UI team really, really sucks Thursday, March 15, 2012 8:49:05 PMTwitter Web Client
Forgot how much I missed green tea and how I used to pound that all night long working on papers in school Tuesday, March 13, 2012 10:15:36 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm at Cabana w/ @daraphoo http://4sq.com/xb5AgF Monday, March 12, 2012 12:45:34 PMfoursquare
Pork slap? That's a real beer? For real? Saturday, March 10, 2012 11:59:12 PMTwitter for Android
Would be nice if this giant ass bruise on my arm disappeared. it's over a week and i look like I got hit by a train Saturday, March 10, 2012 1:29:50 AMTwitter Web Client
Derick:" WEST COAST RAP IS ASS" Friday, March 09, 2012 8:17:48 PMTwitter for Android
So disappointed that the Duane Reader doesn't have refrigerated' Nuns, you guys Friday, March 09, 2012 7:31:15 PMTwitter for Android
Absolutely no clue how this happened... Jesus http://t.co/83K8eQL Tuesday, March 06, 2012 1:46:54 AMTwitter for Android
Fuck, I need to lay off the twitter API. I'm almost rate limited. Sunday, March 04, 2012 5:33:45 PMTwitter for Android
Ah crap, I think I broke this twitter importer bullshit... Sunday, March 04, 2012 1:45:42 AMTwitter Web Client
I just unlocked the “Leap Day” badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/yDHHd0 Wednesday, February 29, 2012 6:03:07 PMfoursquare
Spending my leap day at a Google tech talk! Building apps at Google scale (@ Google New York w/ 21 others) http://4sq.com/vZxk5S Wednesday, February 29, 2012 6:03:07 PMfoursquare
I'm testing these apostrophe's stupid asses. "Also, this is in quotes" Fucking character encoding, breaking my scripts. ' ' " " Monday, February 27, 2012 3:57:40 AMTwitter Web Client
So THAT'S how you add aliases to a Xampp Apache Server: It was easy on Linux but I couldn't figure it out on Windows: http://t.co/CQLB1bc Tuesday, February 21, 2012 12:41:17 PMTwitter Web Client
iPhone- 6. Galaxy Nexus- 2. Me and allison are killing it. Fuck apple. Saturday, February 18, 2012 3:06:02 PMTwitter for Android
Yous want an apple pie? "@Colithika: Delicious apple pies - Vodka, apple juice, cinnamon Amazing http://t.co/aghpCFd" Saturday, February 18, 2012 10:34:38 AMTwitter for Android
Bahahaha. This bros got a massage therapy licence in Puerto Rico, has great hands and has been giving massages since 12. Quote of the month! Wednesday, February 15, 2012 6:55:17 PMTwitter for Android
That sly motherfucker. GET. IT. BUDDY. And that just happened. bada bada bada Wednesday, February 15, 2012 12:47:18 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @MalJNew Happy Valentines Day sexy bitches! Let's get naked! Tuesday, February 14, 2012 9:40:12 AMTwitter Web Client
New morning train is the 8:02 and my boy Georgie is the conductor. Hahah. Can't escape the guy. Monday, February 06, 2012 8:06:27 AMTwitter for Android
I think ijusr slapped Wagner in the ass. Omg.in so fired. I mean. Kelsyes hotter buy funk em . I mean. Mollys good too Friday, February 03, 2012 6:12:08 PMTwitter for Android