1774 results for AP — page 15 of 18, showing 1401–1500
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Swear to God. If I see another fuckin 500 Internal Server Error again I'm gonna lose it. Especially if it happens outside of work. Tuesday, December 14, 2010 10:12:05 PMTwitter Web Client
See mother fucker. Just as my conference call ends and I want to go back to bed, Mexicans and leaf blowers appear. Fucking Westchester Tuesday, November 30, 2010 7:43:12 AMTwitter Web Client
I appreciate how much people stalk me Sunday, November 28, 2010 12:56:44 AMTwitter for Android
RT @tomwcleary: Fairfield Mirror, top 10 small college newspaper website. http://bit.ly/cGtzVu Monday, November 22, 2010 11:01:07 AMTwitter for Android
Two Alice in Chains songs at this bar? I approve. Friday, November 19, 2010 8:19:26 PMTwitter for Android
Ya know... I'm miserable when they're happy and when they're not happy, it doesn't make me happy. I can't win Wednesday, November 17, 2010 1:00:58 AMTwitter Web Client
Caption contest!!! http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/caption-contest-74/ Monday, November 15, 2010 7:51:26 PMTwitter for Android
Foot of snow in Minneapolis? Send some to New York! Sunday, November 14, 2010 12:13:21 PMTwitter for Android
@ky9 I approve of your tweet
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Saturday, November 13, 2010 8:35:57 PMTwitter for Android
God damn fucking shit piss booger ball sucking fucking cocksucking bitch ass cunt tits penis twat cum guzzling rapist whore slut Saturday, November 06, 2010 3:27:50 AMTwitter Web Client
COCK SUCKING APPLE and your piece of shit iPod Monday, November 01, 2010 1:00:09 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm tweeting from my laptop using my 3G connection via Wireless tether. AMAZINGGGGGGGG Friday, October 29, 2010 4:13:21 AMTwitter Web Client
I approve of drinking with the CEO Wednesday, October 27, 2010 8:41:50 PMTwitter for Android
I'm at Seagrape. http://4sq.com/d5SxuD Saturday, October 23, 2010 8:52:45 PMfoursquare
I'm at Seagrape. http://4sq.com/d5SxuD Friday, October 22, 2010 11:02:50 PMfoursquare
I want to kidnap you in a potato sack Friday, October 22, 2010 4:15:28 PMTwitter for Android
AH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, what a stupid fucking slide. There goes Tex. That's the end of him... Cya in April Tuesday, October 19, 2010 10:17:53 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin buggy foursquare app checking me in to my last location when I launch it, even if I'm not there Sunday, October 17, 2010 7:41:32 PMTwitter for Android
Who put cocaine in the comapny coffee pot? Caffeine usually does nothing to me and I was bouncing off the walls at that meeting Thursday, October 14, 2010 12:20:05 PMTwitter for Android
Fucking Long Island Railroad... Trains are gapped as fuck. I need to take a train an hour early because the times suck Monday, October 11, 2010 11:22:24 PMTwitter Web Client
$94 for an eSATA external enclosure and 2TB HD? Newegg rocks! Building your own HD is always cheaper than the pre-assembled shit (eg, $165) Monday, October 11, 2010 12:41:27 AMTwitter Web Client
This town is so Italian... Columbus Day red and green fireworks. Great way to celebrate a raper and murderer of American Indians Sunday, October 10, 2010 9:03:48 PMTwitter Web Client
Where's the potato sack? I need to capture this hot mcdonalds girl from the boonies and get her a real job in civilization Saturday, October 09, 2010 3:23:36 PMTwitter for Android
New post: Portfolioso.com Blog Twitter API Test http://bit.ly/9XJyZD Tuesday, October 05, 2010 12:10:01 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Btw as sucky as apple n the iPad r, that video played amazingly on it and I doubt it would have played on my android.. Cognitive dissonance Sunday, September 19, 2010 4:10:51 AMmobile web
I'm at Seagrape w/ 2 others. http://4sq.com/d5SxuD Sunday, September 19, 2010 1:35:02 AMfoursquare
Please explain to me why my fucking brand new laptop blue screens on youtube videos. Fucking ATI drivers Thursday, September 16, 2010 10:33:18 PMTwitter for Android
Yeah.. I don't like the way my second harddrive sounds... Clicks on seek. Shit gon fail in a brand new laptop. Friday, September 10, 2010 11:34:08 PMTwitter Web Client
Found an old paper that's 35 years old. What a deal! so cheap. Id get so fat off of this http://twitpic.com/2lej7c Sunday, September 05, 2010 12:40:24 AMTwitter for Android
@Novellabella Should have gotten an Android... The 8GB model doesn't multitask, even if it is the 3rd generation model. Apple sucks. Hate em
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
Thursday, August 26, 2010 11:16:10 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito 1) I have appinventer access bc I'm tight with Google 2) I can also get android devs to fix bugs I send them. So peace. Thursday, August 26, 2010 2:50:57 PMtwidroid
You know apparently I spent $590 in 10 days on "basics" and don't have any product to show for it. You know, NBD only about $600 Wednesday, August 25, 2010 1:45:30 AMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Son of a Bitch Cat Slaps Dog in Face http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/08/25/son-of-a-bitch-cat-slaps-dog-in-face/ Wednesday, August 25, 2010 12:27:45 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
@Waspito HA I don't give a crap, just breaking balls
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Sunday, August 22, 2010 11:03:12 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito except for the ads. I don't mind seeing ads in free apps, but when I go to text someone, they don't belong there.
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Sunday, August 22, 2010 2:12:56 PMtwidroid
Someone please explain to me what happened here?! http://twitpic.com/2ghv2j Friday, August 20, 2010 11:31:00 AMtwidroid
After working with a brand new LED backlit display, I've come to the conclusion that my laptop display is darker than a ducks shit Thursday, August 19, 2010 8:19:11 PMTwitter Web Client
@pwcaty Nah, schools in my town. Your office looked like that when Dan moved the crap in there. You think he'd set them up? Nope. All me.
In reply to @pwcaty's tweet
Thursday, August 12, 2010 4:37:43 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Android App of the Week: SDRescan http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/08/11/android-app-of-the-week-sdrescan/ Wednesday, August 11, 2010 9:41:16 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
And they lost. Fuckin a. But no surprise there. This is what happens when you waste bases loaded no outs. You deserve it. Monday, August 09, 2010 5:52:19 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Android App of the Week: Facebook For Android http://bit.ly/blQm0h Wednesday, August 04, 2010 6:52:23 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
About time Facebook updated its Android App. The original was completely useless. Still needs work. Needs to be able to tag pics and chat Tuesday, August 03, 2010 9:53:36 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Fuck Apple's Magic Trackpad and Fanboys at TechCrunch Who Say the Mouse is Dead http://bit.ly/aXsPZB Sunday, August 01, 2010 1:40:05 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
@ky9 I apologize
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Wednesday, July 28, 2010 6:24:12 PMtwidroid
New blog post: Android App of the Week: Gmote http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/28/android-app-of-the-week-gmote/ Wednesday, July 28, 2010 11:37:44 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
@ShavingFoams you sir have a pool, so you can make that happen whenevsky
In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet
Tuesday, July 27, 2010 1:17:24 PMtwidroid
New blog post: This Laptop is Getting Out of Hand http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/24/this-laptop-is-getting-out-of-hand/ Saturday, July 24, 2010 7:23:32 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Total tech failure. Gps is down, foursquare app isn't working. Fuck it. Friday, July 23, 2010 10:56:14 PMtwidroid
New blog post: My Laptop's Touchpad Can Seriously Suck It http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/23/my-laptops-touchpad-can-seriously-suck-it/ Friday, July 23, 2010 1:21:13 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Verizon Shapes the Shit out of their Traffic http://bit.ly/cyLONY Thursday, July 22, 2010 6:32:35 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Android App of the Week: Launcher Pro (I'm actually excited) http://bit.ly/bKBOJj Wednesday, July 21, 2010 4:44:43 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: RIM Just Bitched out Apple http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/18/rim-just-bitched-out-apple/ Sunday, July 18, 2010 2:28:23 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Android App Of The Week: City Caller ID http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/15/android-app-of-the-week-city-caller-id/ Thursday, July 15, 2010 2:59:13 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
@waspito happy birffday. Have fun for me, because I'll be sweating balls around the EHS basement Wednesday, July 14, 2010 2:15:54 AMTwitter Web Client
I live! Probably not good to be sticking a multimeter into an outlet with the fuse jumped by a paper clip, but it's a sealed unit so f it. Sunday, July 11, 2010 11:38:10 PMTwitter Web Client
Jesus Fucking Christ with this laptop. I run out of RAM as much as I breathe air. Saturday, July 10, 2010 3:21:55 AMTwitter Web Client
OMG can my fucking cocksucking worn out touchpad stop being a jerky shitpile. This laptops going out the window tomorrow Thursday, July 08, 2010 1:42:10 AMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Android App of the Week: Barcode Scanner http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/07/android-app-of-the-week-barcode-scanner/ Wednesday, July 07, 2010 12:18:18 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Yeah, I was going to get a new laptop in the fall, but the touchpad is so worn out, the mouse jumps everywhere. Probably going to be sooner Monday, July 05, 2010 4:17:35 AMTwitter Web Client
So tempted to buy a new laptop. Hmm $1700 Saturday, July 03, 2010 4:44:16 AMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Apple Misreporting iPhone 4 Signal Strength (And a lesson in dBm transmitting power) http://bit.ly/aZVj7h Friday, July 02, 2010 2:03:13 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Android App of the Week: Mangler http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/01/android-app-of-the-week-mangler/ Thursday, July 01, 2010 9:01:28 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
someone just asked "did he get tapped in the ass" instead of "did he tap any ass" BIG difference, especially when describing a dude. Tuesday, June 29, 2010 5:23:15 PMTwitter Web Client
No idea what happened but 11 cop cars just flew down 22 with sirens. Must be bad Tuesday, June 29, 2010 2:50:18 PMtwidroid
You ever read someone's Facebook and they're so happy it makes you want to vomit? Yeah... Monday, June 28, 2010 9:35:50 PMTwitter Web Client
Wanted: real job, car, HD box for my room, an amp, a new guitar, a new laptop, a slut and the ability to make Coffee Coolattas whenever Monday, June 28, 2010 1:12:47 AMTwitter Web Client
Just have the captions for Service Trips, Rowing, Cross Country and Tennis. Then FUCKIN ENJOYYYY Friday, June 25, 2010 4:46:18 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Android App of the Week: GPS Status http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/06/23/android-app-of-the-week-gps-status/ Wednesday, June 23, 2010 9:04:12 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
I love my new phone wallpaper. If this were a painting, I'd buy it for my room: http://twitpic.com/1ymftw Sunday, June 20, 2010 10:48:11 PMtwidroid
I really want windows 7 on my laptop, but after extensive testing, the shitpile really can't handle it. Saturday, June 19, 2010 6:10:41 PMtwidroid
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, THAT DID NOT JUST HAPPEN Wednesday, June 16, 2010 3:02:59 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Don't Worry, Be Happy http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/06/16/dont-worry-be-happy/ Wednesday, June 16, 2010 9:05:56 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Ok looks like it was a bit.ly api failure. My b Tuesday, June 15, 2010 12:55:49 PMtwidroid
These mother fuckin landscapers for every sing neighbor decide to show up at 3PM and make noise when I have important business calls to make Friday, June 11, 2010 2:53:28 PMTwitter Web Client
Mother fuck this feeble piece of shit laptop with only one gig of ram. My dick has more ram. Wednesday, June 09, 2010 10:26:26 PMtwidroyd (original)
New blog post: Never Try to Reason with an Apple Fanboy http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/06/08/never-try-to-reason-with-an-apple-fanboy/ Tuesday, June 08, 2010 10:29:21 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Another Reason Apple Sucks http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/06/04/another-reason-apple-sucks/ Friday, June 04, 2010 2:40:05 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
I told those fuckers to keep the blue paint away from me. And this is what happens: http://bit.ly/cqBO11 Thursday, June 03, 2010 8:26:58 PMTwitter Web Client
How many of you herbs are around tonight for my birthday? Apparently not @colithika and @waspito because they run away far Tuesday, June 01, 2010 6:22:12 PMTwitter Web Client
There is no reason for this to be happening to me. I'm so much better. It's really insane. Monday, May 31, 2010 5:28:00 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm at Seagrape. http://4sq.com/d5SxuD Friday, May 28, 2010 9:56:37 PMfoursquare
Riots at the grape and the point. Lol Monday, May 24, 2010 12:28:16 AMtwidroid
That was probably one of the most fun times at the Grape. Peacan Sandies were the shit! Saturday, May 22, 2010 3:21:48 AMtwidroid
I approve of the new STP album. A little generic, but it's got that STP old school sound to it Friday, May 21, 2010 1:16:13 PMTwitter Web Client
GOOGLE > APPLE (F you Steve Jobs and your lame ass keynotes). Google just went to town at I/O Thursday, May 20, 2010 9:16:31 PMTwitter Web Client
I should be studying... (@ Seagrape) http://4sq.com/d5SxuD Tuesday, May 11, 2010 11:42:17 PMfoursquare
I'm at Seagrape. http://4sq.com/d5SxuD Tuesday, May 11, 2010 5:15:13 PMfoursquare
Happy mothers day all you mothers. In the meantime fuck it all and fuck me... Sunday, May 09, 2010 2:38:22 AMtwidroid
Btw money will nevwr make u happy.I have money to piss away and you don't see me fuckin cheerful. I'm god damn miserable so who gives a fuck Sunday, May 09, 2010 2:29:34 AMDELETED
THIS SITUATION IS BEYOND FUCKED. TAKE THE WORST THING THAT COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN AND MULTIPLY IT BY 43 Thursday, May 06, 2010 5:49:43 PMTwitter Web Client
Mmm coronas... delicious mexican piss. Happy cinco, bitches Wednesday, May 05, 2010 8:05:06 PMtwidroid
I'm pretty sure I'd get excommunicated for this paper, but it's for Jesuits, they'll be cool with it because anything goes with those dudes. Wednesday, May 05, 2010 6:01:09 PMTwitter Web Client
I love how I'm ripping apart nuns in my religion paper. Like seriously, in today's world, what the fuck is the point of a nun? Wednesday, May 05, 2010 6:00:12 PMTwitter Web Client
I don't care that some ugly goth RA just cockblocked yo, let me write my paper. Wednesday, May 05, 2010 5:27:18 PMTwitter Web Client
Very difficult to write a paper when your house starts drinking at 2PM and it's 76 and Sunny outside... GR Wednesday, May 05, 2010 2:37:50 PMTwitter Web Client
But I don't wanna write this paper Wednesday, May 05, 2010 2:34:26 PMTwitter Web Client
No more classes, one more paper and 3 finals and then done forever Tuesday, May 04, 2010 6:17:44 PMtwidroid
@Colithika good. Apple is gay
In reply to @Colithika's tweet
Saturday, May 01, 2010 8:24:51 PMtwidroid
Back at sbc for happy hour since, you know, I brought it back and all that Friday, April 30, 2010 5:42:46 PMtwidroid
TO Derek McKissick's paper: EN FUCKING JOYYYYYYYYYYYY Friday, April 30, 2010 4:24:34 AMTwitter Web Client