1807 results for AP — page 15 of 19, showing 1401–1500
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Just had three pizza bagels, grapefruit juice, grape juice, cake icing, cake batter and some Gouda cheese. Nom? Sunday, March 27, 2011 8:45:24 PMTwitter Web Client
Happy spring. Now enjoy your snow. Monday, March 21, 2011 8:35:58 AMTwitter for Android
@MrHazel On Windows? It's a snap on Ubuntu Saturday, March 19, 2011 1:41:07 PMTwitter Web Client
"He's an Apple fanboy but he just whipped out his Zune and android phone" Dude.... you can't dig out of this one. Friday, March 18, 2011 8:26:08 PMTwitter for Android
On a brighter note, there's a smoke over there eating grapes. I'd feed the shit out of her like arod. Thursday, March 17, 2011 8:58:13 AMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Fucking AT&T Started Popping Caps In Your Ass http://bit.ly/fL99Am Monday, March 14, 2011 12:20:23 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Be restful. Use JSON, not SOAP Tuesday, March 08, 2011 10:03:51 PMTwitter for Android
RT @ShavingFoams Trending today in New York City: #bootyappreciationday @portfolioso Get to it Tuesday, March 08, 2011 1:02:55 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm at Seagrape http://4sq.com/dI7KEg Sunday, March 06, 2011 12:44:06 AMfoursquare
I'm at Seagrape http://4sq.com/e6pLi5 Saturday, March 05, 2011 12:38:31 AMfoursquare
Happy Monday! Nice that our office has 200kbps internet. Fuckin internet is faster in the Maldives.... Monday, February 28, 2011 10:01:58 AMTwitter for Android
Fuckin idiots in this town, plowing completely cleared streets, ripping them apart, making time and a half because it's a holiday. Monday, February 21, 2011 11:14:34 AMTwitter Web Client
I just sent this slut out to bring me a 40. If she didn't I'm going to cockslap her. Thursday, February 17, 2011 6:14:34 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Quick Little Facebook Infographic http://bit.ly/gOt1tg Tuesday, February 15, 2011 1:01:46 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Did twitter lower their API limits? I have been having issues posting from my phone. Wednesday, February 09, 2011 11:12:03 AMTwitter Web Client
Can I swap our NY support staff with our Cali support staff? Sooo much hotter. Tuesday, February 08, 2011 4:19:14 PMTwitter for Android
Holy SHIT. IE9 raped Firefox 4 and Chrome in its speed demos using hardware acceleration Friday, February 04, 2011 1:49:19 AMTwitter Web Client
Protip: Don't sit on icy benches. You'll get a wet ass. (@ Madison Square Park w/ 2 others) http://4sq.com/e9aPMF Thursday, February 03, 2011 5:41:08 PMfoursquare
@Novellabella Stop retweeting general ass astrology junk that can apply to anyone
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
Tuesday, February 01, 2011 8:49:22 PMTwitter Web Client
@RockNationRadio No, Twitter does not let you retweet yourself automatically. We learned this when API programming at work...
In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet
Saturday, January 29, 2011 10:34:45 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: This is what happens when you smoke too much weed... http://bit.ly/e9JPwY Friday, January 28, 2011 12:34:38 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Just put the Android 2.3 theme and Nexus S live wallpaper on my Droid 1. So fuckin pimp. I can pretend to have a newer phone now Sunday, January 23, 2011 1:32:59 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: How Pimp is this Small Assed Ping Pong Ball Apartment? http://bit.ly/gtD4QP Saturday, January 22, 2011 1:26:58 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Maybe the fact that I am home editing apache config files on a fri night explains why I don't.. ah fuck it, my life sucks Saturday, January 22, 2011 12:41:28 AMTwitter for Android
Ummmm.... If there happens to be a clogged toilet in the office bathroom, that totally was NOT me... yep Wednesday, January 19, 2011 2:57:17 PMTwitter for Android
Just chased a soco shot with ice cream cake. Happy birthday Keith! Sunday, January 16, 2011 12:18:28 AMTwitter for Android
dual quad core xenons suck dick at importing 32,000 records apparently. Times 20. I'm gonna be up all fucking night Sunday, January 02, 2011 11:42:48 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Happy New Year, Love the MTA http://bit.ly/i0IxFw Saturday, January 01, 2011 12:24:41 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Schnappi http://bit.ly/fDmlGb Wednesday, December 29, 2010 3:47:28 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Bring Me this Google Wallpaper Girl! http://bit.ly/e76WeV Friday, December 24, 2010 8:55:13 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
In 110% better shape than last night Sunday, December 19, 2010 12:05:59 AMTwitter Web Client
I'd say my boss rapping every single lyric of Juicy by Biggie was the highlight of the year Saturday, December 18, 2010 2:11:29 PMTwitter Web Client
I am so getting fired tonight. Like you can't expect me not to be appropriate dressed like that. Friday, December 17, 2010 2:14:43 PMTwitter for Android
Swear to God. If I see another fuckin 500 Internal Server Error again I'm gonna lose it. Especially if it happens outside of work. Tuesday, December 14, 2010 10:12:05 PMTwitter Web Client
See mother fucker. Just as my conference call ends and I want to go back to bed, Mexicans and leaf blowers appear. Fucking Westchester Tuesday, November 30, 2010 7:43:12 AMTwitter Web Client
I appreciate how much people stalk me Sunday, November 28, 2010 12:56:44 AMTwitter for Android
RT @tomwcleary: Fairfield Mirror, top 10 small college newspaper website. http://bit.ly/cGtzVu Monday, November 22, 2010 11:01:07 AMTwitter for Android
Two Alice in Chains songs at this bar? I approve. Friday, November 19, 2010 8:19:26 PMTwitter for Android
Ya know... I'm miserable when they're happy and when they're not happy, it doesn't make me happy. I can't win Wednesday, November 17, 2010 1:00:58 AMTwitter Web Client
Caption contest!!! http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/caption-contest-74/ Monday, November 15, 2010 7:51:26 PMTwitter for Android
Foot of snow in Minneapolis? Send some to New York! Sunday, November 14, 2010 12:13:21 PMTwitter for Android
@ky9 I approve of your tweet
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Saturday, November 13, 2010 8:35:57 PMTwitter for Android
God damn fucking shit piss booger ball sucking fucking cocksucking bitch ass cunt tits penis twat cum guzzling rapist whore slut Saturday, November 06, 2010 3:27:50 AMTwitter Web Client
COCK SUCKING APPLE and your piece of shit iPod Monday, November 01, 2010 1:00:09 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm tweeting from my laptop using my 3G connection via Wireless tether. AMAZINGGGGGGGG Friday, October 29, 2010 4:13:21 AMTwitter Web Client
I approve of drinking with the CEO Wednesday, October 27, 2010 8:41:50 PMTwitter for Android
I'm at Seagrape. http://4sq.com/d5SxuD Saturday, October 23, 2010 8:52:45 PMfoursquare
I'm at Seagrape. http://4sq.com/d5SxuD Friday, October 22, 2010 11:02:50 PMfoursquare
I want to kidnap you in a potato sack Friday, October 22, 2010 4:15:28 PMTwitter for Android
AH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, what a stupid fucking slide. There goes Tex. That's the end of him... Cya in April Tuesday, October 19, 2010 10:17:53 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin buggy foursquare app checking me in to my last location when I launch it, even if I'm not there Sunday, October 17, 2010 7:41:32 PMTwitter for Android
Who put cocaine in the comapny coffee pot? Caffeine usually does nothing to me and I was bouncing off the walls at that meeting Thursday, October 14, 2010 12:20:05 PMTwitter for Android
Fucking Long Island Railroad... Trains are gapped as fuck. I need to take a train an hour early because the times suck Monday, October 11, 2010 11:22:24 PMTwitter Web Client
$94 for an eSATA external enclosure and 2TB HD? Newegg rocks! Building your own HD is always cheaper than the pre-assembled shit (eg, $165) Monday, October 11, 2010 12:41:27 AMTwitter Web Client
This town is so Italian... Columbus Day red and green fireworks. Great way to celebrate a raper and murderer of American Indians Sunday, October 10, 2010 9:03:48 PMTwitter Web Client
Where's the potato sack? I need to capture this hot mcdonalds girl from the boonies and get her a real job in civilization Saturday, October 09, 2010 3:23:36 PMTwitter for Android
New post: Portfolioso.com Blog Twitter API Test http://bit.ly/9XJyZD Tuesday, October 05, 2010 12:10:01 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Btw as sucky as apple n the iPad r, that video played amazingly on it and I doubt it would have played on my android.. Cognitive dissonance Sunday, September 19, 2010 4:10:51 AMmobile web
I'm at Seagrape w/ 2 others. http://4sq.com/d5SxuD Sunday, September 19, 2010 1:35:02 AMfoursquare
Please explain to me why my fucking brand new laptop blue screens on youtube videos. Fucking ATI drivers Thursday, September 16, 2010 10:33:18 PMTwitter for Android
Yeah.. I don't like the way my second harddrive sounds... Clicks on seek. Shit gon fail in a brand new laptop. Friday, September 10, 2010 11:34:08 PMTwitter Web Client
Found an old paper that's 35 years old. What a deal! so cheap. Id get so fat off of this http://twitpic.com/2lej7c Sunday, September 05, 2010 12:40:24 AMTwitter for Android
@Novellabella Should have gotten an Android... The 8GB model doesn't multitask, even if it is the 3rd generation model. Apple sucks. Hate em
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
Thursday, August 26, 2010 11:16:10 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito 1) I have appinventer access bc I'm tight with Google 2) I can also get android devs to fix bugs I send them. So peace. Thursday, August 26, 2010 2:50:57 PMtwidroid
You know apparently I spent $590 in 10 days on "basics" and don't have any product to show for it. You know, NBD only about $600 Wednesday, August 25, 2010 1:45:30 AMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Son of a Bitch Cat Slaps Dog in Face http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/08/25/son-of-a-bitch-cat-slaps-dog-in-face/ Wednesday, August 25, 2010 12:27:45 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
@Waspito HA I don't give a crap, just breaking balls
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Sunday, August 22, 2010 11:03:12 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito except for the ads. I don't mind seeing ads in free apps, but when I go to text someone, they don't belong there.
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Sunday, August 22, 2010 2:12:56 PMtwidroid
Someone please explain to me what happened here?! http://twitpic.com/2ghv2j Friday, August 20, 2010 11:31:00 AMtwidroid
After working with a brand new LED backlit display, I've come to the conclusion that my laptop display is darker than a ducks shit Thursday, August 19, 2010 8:19:11 PMTwitter Web Client
@pwcaty Nah, schools in my town. Your office looked like that when Dan moved the crap in there. You think he'd set them up? Nope. All me.
In reply to @pwcaty's tweet
Thursday, August 12, 2010 4:37:43 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Android App of the Week: SDRescan http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/08/11/android-app-of-the-week-sdrescan/ Wednesday, August 11, 2010 9:41:16 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
And they lost. Fuckin a. But no surprise there. This is what happens when you waste bases loaded no outs. You deserve it. Monday, August 09, 2010 5:52:19 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Android App of the Week: Facebook For Android http://bit.ly/blQm0h Wednesday, August 04, 2010 6:52:23 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
About time Facebook updated its Android App. The original was completely useless. Still needs work. Needs to be able to tag pics and chat Tuesday, August 03, 2010 9:53:36 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Fuck Apple's Magic Trackpad and Fanboys at TechCrunch Who Say the Mouse is Dead http://bit.ly/aXsPZB Sunday, August 01, 2010 1:40:05 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
@ky9 I apologize
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Wednesday, July 28, 2010 6:24:12 PMtwidroid
New blog post: Android App of the Week: Gmote http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/28/android-app-of-the-week-gmote/ Wednesday, July 28, 2010 11:37:44 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
@ShavingFoams you sir have a pool, so you can make that happen whenevsky
In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet
Tuesday, July 27, 2010 1:17:24 PMtwidroid
New blog post: This Laptop is Getting Out of Hand http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/24/this-laptop-is-getting-out-of-hand/ Saturday, July 24, 2010 7:23:32 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Total tech failure. Gps is down, foursquare app isn't working. Fuck it. Friday, July 23, 2010 10:56:14 PMtwidroid
New blog post: My Laptop's Touchpad Can Seriously Suck It http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/23/my-laptops-touchpad-can-seriously-suck-it/ Friday, July 23, 2010 1:21:13 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Verizon Shapes the Shit out of their Traffic http://bit.ly/cyLONY Thursday, July 22, 2010 6:32:35 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Android App of the Week: Launcher Pro (I'm actually excited) http://bit.ly/bKBOJj Wednesday, July 21, 2010 4:44:43 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: RIM Just Bitched out Apple http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/18/rim-just-bitched-out-apple/ Sunday, July 18, 2010 2:28:23 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Android App Of The Week: City Caller ID http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/15/android-app-of-the-week-city-caller-id/ Thursday, July 15, 2010 2:59:13 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
@waspito happy birffday. Have fun for me, because I'll be sweating balls around the EHS basement Wednesday, July 14, 2010 2:15:54 AMTwitter Web Client
I live! Probably not good to be sticking a multimeter into an outlet with the fuse jumped by a paper clip, but it's a sealed unit so f it. Sunday, July 11, 2010 11:38:10 PMTwitter Web Client
Jesus Fucking Christ with this laptop. I run out of RAM as much as I breathe air. Saturday, July 10, 2010 3:21:55 AMTwitter Web Client
OMG can my fucking cocksucking worn out touchpad stop being a jerky shitpile. This laptops going out the window tomorrow Thursday, July 08, 2010 1:42:10 AMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Android App of the Week: Barcode Scanner http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/07/android-app-of-the-week-barcode-scanner/ Wednesday, July 07, 2010 12:18:18 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Yeah, I was going to get a new laptop in the fall, but the touchpad is so worn out, the mouse jumps everywhere. Probably going to be sooner Monday, July 05, 2010 4:17:35 AMTwitter Web Client
So tempted to buy a new laptop. Hmm $1700 Saturday, July 03, 2010 4:44:16 AMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Apple Misreporting iPhone 4 Signal Strength (And a lesson in dBm transmitting power) http://bit.ly/aZVj7h Friday, July 02, 2010 2:03:13 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Android App of the Week: Mangler http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/01/android-app-of-the-week-mangler/ Thursday, July 01, 2010 9:01:28 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
someone just asked "did he get tapped in the ass" instead of "did he tap any ass" BIG difference, especially when describing a dude. Tuesday, June 29, 2010 5:23:15 PMTwitter Web Client
No idea what happened but 11 cop cars just flew down 22 with sirens. Must be bad Tuesday, June 29, 2010 2:50:18 PMtwidroid
You ever read someone's Facebook and they're so happy it makes you want to vomit? Yeah... Monday, June 28, 2010 9:35:50 PMTwitter Web Client
Wanted: real job, car, HD box for my room, an amp, a new guitar, a new laptop, a slut and the ability to make Coffee Coolattas whenever Monday, June 28, 2010 1:12:47 AMTwitter Web Client
Just have the captions for Service Trips, Rowing, Cross Country and Tennis. Then FUCKIN ENJOYYYY Friday, June 25, 2010 4:46:18 PMTwitter Web Client