| Tweet | Date | Source |
|---|---|---|
| Editing my group paper. My group members have AWFUL writing skills & poor grammar. It's choppy and not proofread. F My life. | Monday, March 16, 2009 12:41:12 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Holy crap a sunny day. Haven't seen one of those in a while | Thursday, March 12, 2009 10:21:28 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Keith: "Joe I apologize for leaving my sham on your bed" | Wednesday, March 11, 2009 12:14:41 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I appreciate it if the fucks over at our network wouldn't Nessus me. I Peerguardian blocked their IP range, so fuck 'em (logs FTW) | Tuesday, March 10, 2009 10:27:02 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Nice to know that internal bandwidth doesn't count for the cap. Streaming 40GB of video to a 360 in < 3 hrs wouldn't have helped if it did. | Monday, March 09, 2009 9:43:02 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Oh how I love FiOS. 15MBPS download going and my web browsing is still snappy. | Friday, March 06, 2009 3:16:03 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This is what's gonna happen: I'm going back to school and the cycle of bullshit is going to end. It's been too long and I need to get happy. | Friday, March 06, 2009 3:52:51 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Holy crap, me and @Colithika have almost the same external IP addresses: XX.XXX.XXX.74 and .75 (where all the Xs are the same) | Tuesday, March 03, 2009 1:04:33 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| This IS class bores me. everything we talk about in class, I learn in our meeting before class... Thanks. Nap time? | Thursday, February 26, 2009 5:57:11 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Hour of Happy | Friday, February 13, 2009 4:43:54 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Happy hour time! | Friday, February 06, 2009 4:26:38 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @ky9 CNS people Tech-phobes? No wonder our network sucks. Twitter is the way of the future. Companies are adapting it for feedback. | Thursday, February 05, 2009 9:15:49 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| We have a paper coming out today we can't get online because College Publisher is a fucking piece of lagged shit | Wednesday, January 28, 2009 3:07:42 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Apparently I run into smokey houses with oven fires without thinking about myself | Monday, January 19, 2009 9:48:10 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| So apparently we have a dog now | Thursday, January 15, 2009 7:22:58 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| coooooooooool.... Nero 9 is a bloated piece of crap taking hours to install | Sunday, January 04, 2009 4:21:10 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| AIM & Buddy updates suck. You can't delete them?!?! And I didn't even post them some app spammed me and I can't get rid of it. | Friday, January 02, 2009 1:57:28 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| New year, new Wordpress theme. Very clean and much better than the old crap I had: http://blog.portfolioso.com | Thursday, January 01, 2009 4:49:57 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Happy New Year. Came one second too late. We won't miss you '08. <3, portfolioso | Thursday, January 01, 2009 1:03:42 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Dannyrob is the biggest yenta washwoman who never shuts the fuck up. It gets annoying - I don't care anymore. Your trap. Shut it. | Wednesday, December 31, 2008 6:24:59 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Holy crap, new pepsi logo redesign. It's interesting .Definitely modern, but I have to get used to it. Caught me by surprise... | Wednesday, December 24, 2008 1:09:55 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I've had it with this shitty school provided, packet shaped, 128kbps internet. CNS blows. I can't wait to go back to my 20/5 FiOS | Thursday, December 18, 2008 10:44:37 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Philosophy raped my face | Tuesday, December 16, 2008 4:21:37 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Philosophy paper is done. It's very informally written and probably bad but screw it. | Monday, December 15, 2008 4:35:24 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Bed. Final @ 9, then a paper, then ??? | Saturday, December 13, 2008 2:32:14 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| You know a paper is a REALLY shitty topic when I spend all night trying to do it and I have nothing to say about it | Monday, December 08, 2008 7:18:10 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Descent is such a shitty game. I remember 1996, playing it on a my mom's pentium 133 work laptop (which was amazing at the time). I'm old | Monday, December 08, 2008 7:11:07 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| nomnomnom cherry pie! 3:20AM. This is why our country is fat, but I'm burning calories by thinking & writin papers. That's how painful it is | Monday, December 08, 2008 3:20:07 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| nomnomnom cherry pie! 3:20AM. This is why our country is fat, but I'm burning calories by thinking & writin papers. That's how painful it is | Monday, December 08, 2008 12:00:00 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| for fucks sake, I have 1/6 of this paper done and nothing to write about. fuck you, nash, and your analysis on shitty music | Thursday, December 04, 2008 11:24:31 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Just calculated what I have left this semester: 2 music papers, IS paper, 2 management papers, IS & Management presentation + final papers | Tuesday, December 02, 2008 9:58:33 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuckin music professor pops another paper on us due Friday. I have more important, legitimate work to do. Not two busywork papers. bitch. | Tuesday, December 02, 2008 1:24:53 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I think I can't sleep because my week's way too overbooked and I want to get everything over with now, but that can't happen. I'll just wait | Monday, December 01, 2008 5:00:39 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Headin back to school, then decorating, unpacking and a late night paper. | Sunday, November 30, 2008 3:23:08 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| 5 pages of my paper done bc I got carried away. it goes fast if you have lots to sat on a topic. Nowhere near done, how do I wrap it up? lol | Friday, November 28, 2008 2:56:51 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| It's def cold enough to snow. Why isn't that happenning right now. Grr | Thursday, November 20, 2008 9:35:46 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| New, fresh video card drivers fixed my crappy looking, choppy-colored display | Wednesday, November 19, 2008 5:43:16 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Google Finance added an obnoxious ad box which I can;t seem to collaps with adblock/ element blocking. Grr | Wednesday, November 19, 2008 11:41:29 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Not gonna happen. | Friday, November 14, 2008 6:13:16 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Hells yeah, 3:30AM paper writing. I should be done by 6:30 and it'll be all ready for my 9:30. Wooot. Then weekend! | Friday, November 07, 2008 3:31:41 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I have a fucking paper to write and I'm sitting in a useless fucking class... Grr. | Thursday, November 06, 2008 3:26:07 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Holy crap, there was a skunk hiding behind my recycling bin and I was only a foot away from it bc I didn't notice at first. EEK | Sunday, November 02, 2008 1:37:11 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuck yeah! 6AM paper writing! 1 1/2 hours of sleep for the win. | Thursday, October 23, 2008 6:00:38 AM | twhirl |
| After this paper and my shitty Thursday (minus Thursdays at 12), it's smooth sailing until next Thursday (pretty much) | Wednesday, October 08, 2008 3:18:18 PM | twhirl |
| It's early and I have class, followed by lunch, followed by paper writing all day. booo | Tuesday, October 07, 2008 9:11:38 AM | twhirl |
| These paper cups SUCK. | Saturday, October 04, 2008 9:19:57 PM | twhirl |
| "@Waspito Yeah because they're bored. At EVAC we responded to a parking lot bumper tap/cut finger. Seriously... | Sunday, September 28, 2008 7:23:42 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I lost remote connection to the laptop in my house and I'm pissed. | Friday, September 26, 2008 1:01:45 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Colithika Pics or it didn't happen In reply to @Colithika's tweet | Tuesday, September 23, 2008 6:07:55 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @ky9 Oh please. Be happy | Tuesday, September 23, 2008 5:21:54 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Bad shape. | Tuesday, September 16, 2008 2:03:17 AM | twhirl |
| Yeah fuckin laptop speakers dont work but headphones do. It's a windows issue, the speakers worrk in ubuntu. Yay for reformat soon... | Friday, September 12, 2008 10:04:48 PM | twhirl |
| @ky9 Well don't we live in a perfect little happy house! J/k they did too, it was just too early | Friday, September 12, 2008 7:27:29 AM | twhirl |
| The Yankees officially suck cock. Cya next April | Tuesday, September 09, 2008 12:53:14 AM | twhirl |
| cockblocked as usual. this country sucks ass, im going to canada or germany asap. also no matter w. the fuck i do, i'll always b cockblo ... | Sunday, September 07, 2008 4:07:44 AM | twhirl |
| Dinner, more never ending training, nap | Friday, August 29, 2008 5:33:42 PM | twhirl |
| This traning needs to like... Stop happening | Friday, August 29, 2008 7:22:42 AM | twhirl |
| 3 absolutely hot smokeshows appear across the street in a hot ass car. Since when does that happen and what do they want with the neighbor? | Saturday, August 23, 2008 4:36:41 PM | twhirl |
| I'm sick of the Facebook spam. You are all ignorant, reposting crap. It makes me want to hack just to delete your accounts... | Wednesday, August 20, 2008 12:51:14 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| LOL! The principal and secretary singing an out of tune happy birthday to the head custodian over the building PA was hysterical. | Tuesday, August 19, 2008 8:50:59 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Great. Verizon's DNS servers took a shit again. I have internet sbut can't resolve names. This happened 4 times this summer. Unacceptable | Thursday, August 07, 2008 4:41:50 PM | twhirl |
| I am sick of hearing about Brett Favre. He's a psycho with this crap. Go away and make up your mind. | Wednesday, August 06, 2008 12:33:41 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @thomaswood What I was saying was, it wasn't Willies fault the Mets sucked and did better after he left. We'll see what happens :P In reply to @thomaswood's tweet | Saturday, August 02, 2008 8:04:32 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuck the Mets. The Yankees and their fans appreciate Willie Randolph. What an ovation he got! | Saturday, August 02, 2008 2:43:22 PM | twhirl |
| I'm not happy until you're not happy | Tuesday, July 29, 2008 2:53:19 AM | twhirl |
| Stole some asbestos warning tape and it will help add to the townhouse decor | Monday, July 28, 2008 12:54:26 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| yay for twitter wiping all my followees and followers. I guess they had to wipe the database to fix the bug where people wouldnt disappear | Thursday, July 24, 2008 2:25:04 AM | twhirl |
| Home. Mass twitter update for the night: Dinner, Yankee game, mad paperwork, unpacking, then work the next day | Monday, July 21, 2008 7:03:56 PM | twhirl |
| Apple is a piece of shit. I specifically checked "do not install Apple updater" and it does anyway. | Thursday, July 10, 2008 1:07:11 PM | twhirl |
| Is it bad if my piss smells like beer? (I apologize to you ppl who stalk my Twitter.. TMI) | Sunday, July 06, 2008 12:12:41 PM | twhirl |
| Facebook damage repaired. Somone keep me off facebook when that hapens. Jeeeeeez | Sunday, July 06, 2008 10:07:18 AM | twhirl |
| Just fixed my weather radar grabber program. It now centers on the right location and starts with a roadmap, not the overhead satellite view | Saturday, July 05, 2008 1:41:56 PM | twhirl |
| Bad news for ya. After a more careful, further analysis of that thing, I strongly disapprove. What next/ how do I handle this issue? | Friday, July 04, 2008 11:22:57 PM | twhirl |
| My grandpa just called a laptop a clapboard | Friday, July 04, 2008 6:14:26 PM | twhirl |