| Tweet | Date | Source |
|---|---|---|
| The guy is dead and this scalp fire thing happened 25 years ago. WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK. Shut up with this shit already #mj | Thursday, July 16, 2009 7:16:53 PM | twhirl |
| http://twitpic.com/ak1lo - Teachers are dumb at tech. How does unplugging it clear a paper jam? | Thursday, July 16, 2009 2:27:37 PM | Twitpic |
| @Novellabella Book 6, Page 76 paragraph 2. Dumbledore = sketch (I told you I'd find that for you) In reply to @Novellabella's tweet | Wednesday, July 15, 2009 4:44:01 PM | twhirl |
| Pain in the fucking ass I need to go to the Bronx right now and lose money when I should be napping instead. | Tuesday, July 14, 2009 4:44:13 PM | twhirl |
| http://twitpic.com/a8eru - Holy crap! That's one big ass drill | Monday, July 13, 2009 12:11:07 PM | Twitpic |
| New blog post: My Laptop Benchmark: Win XP 32bit VS Ubuntu 9.04 x64 http://bit.ly/PkkcW | Sunday, July 12, 2009 12:11:34 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| Laptop I like: Vaio Z series. Slightly over my price range at $2200, but maybe that'll go down by Christmas | Friday, July 10, 2009 2:09:31 AM | twhirl |
| I don't appreciate cleaning BR's spittle off his monitor | Tuesday, July 07, 2009 11:37:03 AM | txt |
| My laptop is now useless because the clock speed refuses to in above 700MHZ. FML | Sunday, July 05, 2009 1:20:16 PM | txt |
| Cool new laptop feature. Blue Screen of Death when scrolling in FLV video. Fucking piece of shit | Sunday, July 05, 2009 12:34:23 PM | twhirl |
| Activated google calendar on my other google account to test stuff. Why is it in fuckin Japanese? #googlefail | Sunday, July 05, 2009 2:31:41 AM | twhirl |
| Sizz setup here. Outdoors. Lounge chair. W-Fi. 70 degrees. Happy 4th! | Saturday, July 04, 2009 7:43:46 PM | twhirl |
| http://twitpic.com/8yzdp - this is what happens to your hands when you move old dusty shit around for two hours | Wednesday, July 01, 2009 3:39:11 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm ready to throw this fuckin laptop out the window. Total crash, then it shut off on the 100% cpu overheat. All because a program froze. | Monday, June 29, 2009 3:20:26 AM | Twitter SMS |
| Laptop is useless. Shuts of from overheating when playing any game that raises the CPU to 100%. Can't wait for Windows 7 & a new one... | Saturday, June 27, 2009 12:11:28 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @spam @LucilaPrice876 | Tuesday, June 23, 2009 5:20:39 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Waspito Who the listens to that crap anyway? In reply to @Nintendad88's tweet | Sunday, June 21, 2009 3:04:04 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Cool. I can't get to Google Calendar when I need to confirm an appointment with someone. #googlefail | Sunday, June 21, 2009 1:09:37 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| http://twitpic.com/7qghl - hutch south in bad shape with flooding | Thursday, June 18, 2009 3:51:30 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Is there a reason why some educated, college grads type like: OmG HaPpYy BiRtHdAy !! lUVvvV yYAaa. It makes you appear extremely ignorant. | Tuesday, June 16, 2009 3:52:58 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| You know you're a geek when you go through people's facebook pictures, see a Verizon FiOS box and it makes you happy they don't have cable. | Tuesday, June 16, 2009 2:03:56 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| My laptop needs to stop overheating and shutting off when the cpu is at full load for less than 5 minutes. It's annoying. | Saturday, June 13, 2009 5:35:38 AM | Twitter SMS |
| Awesome! Recompiled an open source Rubick's cube solver to work on windows using CGI and apache. </geek> Now for Yankees/Sox... | Wednesday, June 10, 2009 6:54:42 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Time for some Yankees Sox action! Let's not repeat what happened with them earlier this season | Tuesday, June 09, 2009 6:56:44 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| In search of a Red/White audio RCA to headphone cable (preferable one that doesn't buzz) so my laptop can connect to my stereo. | Monday, June 08, 2009 5:18:54 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Why isn't Everest detecting my CPU temperature anymore. I've had it with this fucking laptop. I want a new one. | Sunday, June 07, 2009 5:34:04 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| My laptop keyboard smells | Saturday, June 06, 2009 2:36:28 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Heading to the NYC to chill with @kevinrose for a live taping of Diggnation/ Digg meetup | Thursday, June 04, 2009 4:39:12 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I would appreciate it if this cocksucker laptop didn't over heat and shut off in the middle of me using it. | Friday, May 29, 2009 1:52:31 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| My piece of shit laptop isn't good enough to run #huludesktop It's all choppy. 2.2ghz Turion64 - a piece of shit. | Friday, May 29, 2009 1:31:46 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Cool. I get laptop with a modem in it, which is useless these days, and it doesn't support the only thing I want it to do: Caller ID. | Thursday, May 28, 2009 7:41:22 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| balls. I just stepped on a wire and ripped apart my 1/4" to 1/8" headphone adapter. Time to look for spares or visit Radioshack | Thursday, May 28, 2009 6:10:07 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| COOL. It would be helpful if AIM didn;t take 4 years for the windows to appear | Wednesday, May 27, 2009 11:01:44 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| WOOOOOOOO. Take that Papelbitch! | Saturday, May 23, 2009 9:47:07 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| The life... Napping & watching the Yanks all day in the Mirror office while the committee works their asses off. I'll take pics later! | Saturday, May 16, 2009 4:43:08 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| So the internet at school doesn't suck when no students are here. 35MBPS and pages are snappy. | Monday, May 11, 2009 9:38:03 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Happy Mother's day all you mothers | Sunday, May 10, 2009 1:05:40 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Waspito I got swine flu from tom. so it happens In reply to @Nintendad88's tweet | Sunday, May 10, 2009 1:05:16 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Where did this cocksuckin mother fuckin memory card disappear to? | Friday, May 08, 2009 11:50:44 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Great. Now my fucking card reader won't read SD cards. I hate my laptop. | Friday, May 08, 2009 1:43:08 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Dear group members, please send me your part of the paper so that I can be done with finals today. K thanks bye. | Thursday, May 07, 2009 10:06:06 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| You ever have a paper that just doesn't end, no matter how much you add to it? The group members still need to add their parts. | Saturday, May 02, 2009 3:07:46 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Good day to write my little HR paper on hotels in India | Friday, May 01, 2009 12:55:11 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @VtotheFlo I didn't change your friggin wallpaper | Wednesday, April 29, 2009 12:04:29 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| These 4 seniors presenting are jokeshows and probably just came from the Grape | Tuesday, April 21, 2009 5:32:44 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Where the fuck is my stapler?! | Tuesday, April 21, 2009 10:34:40 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Nap time! Hey look, it's light out. Oops... | Tuesday, April 21, 2009 5:42:33 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Correction, my last tweet was wrong. It was other people. Also, 20% done with this paper. Shit's weak. Wizzzeak | Tuesday, April 21, 2009 2:24:05 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Hell yeah, time to start a paper due at 11am! | Tuesday, April 21, 2009 12:52:08 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| This one makes zero sense... Time to hire a team of cryptographers to figure this out for me, because it's way over my head. | Monday, April 20, 2009 1:10:57 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm not expecting this to happen. What?! I'm just being realistic based on educated research. | Friday, April 17, 2009 10:21:56 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Nap time. Wake me up when things suck less | Thursday, April 16, 2009 9:42:06 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Todo tonight: Read book, start paper. | Wednesday, April 15, 2009 5:29:10 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| The 1998 Yankees also started 0-2 and look what happened then. Shut up. | Thursday, April 09, 2009 12:43:16 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I need to get moving on this thing - time's-a-wastin' If I don't, then I'll have a problem (like what happened the last 3-4 times) | Wednesday, April 08, 2009 4:07:40 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| which one of you pains in the asses keeps reversing the toilet paper in this house? | Tuesday, April 07, 2009 7:37:55 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| The home run siren is back at the stadium!!!!!! Makes me so happy and it brings back the late 90s | Saturday, April 04, 2009 1:54:05 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Happy birthday @colithika (not that I wasn't on the phone with y'all from home) | Friday, April 03, 2009 1:02:19 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| So apparently she figured out that the guy was loaded from my description, even though I didn't say anything about money. She knows her shit | Wednesday, April 01, 2009 4:53:58 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| No one cares about 80s hair metal bands anymore, James... For fuck's sake, let me do my paper. | Monday, March 30, 2009 12:12:14 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| aww what a shame. thats bc you didn't.. nvm. I'm always right. Listen to me and always be happy | Sunday, March 29, 2009 2:47:44 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuck Macs and their stupid ass apple key that glitches out | Wednesday, March 25, 2009 1:59:01 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| COOL. This ass doesn't overbook his appointments | Wednesday, March 25, 2009 10:06:41 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuck Macs and their stupid ass apple key that glitches out | Wednesday, March 25, 2009 12:00:00 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| One of my most productive Sundays yet. Half the paper's written and now I'm going to go study for my exam. And it's only 3:10. Food break! | Sunday, March 22, 2009 3:10:52 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @askmeques Happy b-day. I have another 72 days for that. In reply to @mustang_sarah's tweet | Saturday, March 21, 2009 8:27:36 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Adversity.... It happens to me. Lol | Friday, March 20, 2009 10:07:07 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| See what happens when you're not a little bitch? | Thursday, March 19, 2009 12:41:29 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| That paper is now coherent. Broke my balls and took me about an hour. What a waste of time. If people could write in the first place... | Monday, March 16, 2009 1:51:39 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Editing my group paper. My group members have AWFUL writing skills & poor grammar. It's choppy and not proofread. F My life. | Monday, March 16, 2009 12:41:12 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Holy crap a sunny day. Haven't seen one of those in a while | Thursday, March 12, 2009 10:21:28 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Keith: "Joe I apologize for leaving my sham on your bed" | Wednesday, March 11, 2009 12:14:41 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I appreciate it if the fucks over at our network wouldn't Nessus me. I Peerguardian blocked their IP range, so fuck 'em (logs FTW) | Tuesday, March 10, 2009 10:27:02 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Nice to know that internal bandwidth doesn't count for the cap. Streaming 40GB of video to a 360 in < 3 hrs wouldn't have helped if it did. | Monday, March 09, 2009 9:43:02 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Oh how I love FiOS. 15MBPS download going and my web browsing is still snappy. | Friday, March 06, 2009 3:16:03 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This is what's gonna happen: I'm going back to school and the cycle of bullshit is going to end. It's been too long and I need to get happy. | Friday, March 06, 2009 3:52:51 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Holy crap, me and @Colithika have almost the same external IP addresses: XX.XXX.XXX.74 and .75 (where all the Xs are the same) | Tuesday, March 03, 2009 1:04:33 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| This IS class bores me. everything we talk about in class, I learn in our meeting before class... Thanks. Nap time? | Thursday, February 26, 2009 5:57:11 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Hour of Happy | Friday, February 13, 2009 4:43:54 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Happy hour time! | Friday, February 06, 2009 4:26:38 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @ky9 CNS people Tech-phobes? No wonder our network sucks. Twitter is the way of the future. Companies are adapting it for feedback. | Thursday, February 05, 2009 9:15:49 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| We have a paper coming out today we can't get online because College Publisher is a fucking piece of lagged shit | Wednesday, January 28, 2009 3:07:42 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Apparently I run into smokey houses with oven fires without thinking about myself | Monday, January 19, 2009 9:48:10 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| So apparently we have a dog now | Thursday, January 15, 2009 7:22:58 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| coooooooooool.... Nero 9 is a bloated piece of crap taking hours to install | Sunday, January 04, 2009 4:21:10 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| AIM & Buddy updates suck. You can't delete them?!?! And I didn't even post them some app spammed me and I can't get rid of it. | Friday, January 02, 2009 1:57:28 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| New year, new Wordpress theme. Very clean and much better than the old crap I had: http://blog.portfolioso.com | Thursday, January 01, 2009 4:49:57 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Happy New Year. Came one second too late. We won't miss you '08. <3, portfolioso | Thursday, January 01, 2009 1:03:42 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Dannyrob is the biggest yenta washwoman who never shuts the fuck up. It gets annoying - I don't care anymore. Your trap. Shut it. | Wednesday, December 31, 2008 6:24:59 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Holy crap, new pepsi logo redesign. It's interesting .Definitely modern, but I have to get used to it. Caught me by surprise... | Wednesday, December 24, 2008 1:09:55 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I've had it with this shitty school provided, packet shaped, 128kbps internet. CNS blows. I can't wait to go back to my 20/5 FiOS | Thursday, December 18, 2008 10:44:37 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Philosophy raped my face | Tuesday, December 16, 2008 4:21:37 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Philosophy paper is done. It's very informally written and probably bad but screw it. | Monday, December 15, 2008 4:35:24 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Bed. Final @ 9, then a paper, then ??? | Saturday, December 13, 2008 2:32:14 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| You know a paper is a REALLY shitty topic when I spend all night trying to do it and I have nothing to say about it | Monday, December 08, 2008 7:18:10 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Descent is such a shitty game. I remember 1996, playing it on a my mom's pentium 133 work laptop (which was amazing at the time). I'm old | Monday, December 08, 2008 7:11:07 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| nomnomnom cherry pie! 3:20AM. This is why our country is fat, but I'm burning calories by thinking & writin papers. That's how painful it is | Monday, December 08, 2008 3:20:07 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| nomnomnom cherry pie! 3:20AM. This is why our country is fat, but I'm burning calories by thinking & writin papers. That's how painful it is | Monday, December 08, 2008 12:00:00 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| for fucks sake, I have 1/6 of this paper done and nothing to write about. fuck you, nash, and your analysis on shitty music | Thursday, December 04, 2008 11:24:31 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Just calculated what I have left this semester: 2 music papers, IS paper, 2 management papers, IS & Management presentation + final papers | Tuesday, December 02, 2008 9:58:33 PM | Twitter Web Client |